1 00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:11,630 Usually, it's just sloppy husbands and careless boyfriends who really don't 2 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:12,750 care if they get caught. 3 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:19,250 Sometimes it even feels like a cry for help, like they want to get caught more 4 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:22,510 than their wives and girlfriends actually want to catch them. 5 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:29,090 Which I get, of course, because then you'd know, and no one really wants to 6 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:30,090 know. 7 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:33,170 Not really, but this time was different. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,220 I had been trailing him for weeks and still nothing. 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 No illicit rendezvous at work. 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,720 No paper trails signaling infidelity. 11 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:49,440 Not even a glance lasting just a little too long at the bar. 12 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,540 He was spotless. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:57,740 But then again, they always seem spotless until you shine a light on 14 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:58,740 faces. 15 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,700 But tonight... 16 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:04,330 Tonight, I am going to get him. 17 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:16,350 What do we have here, Mr. 18 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:17,590 Thin? 19 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:19,350 This isn't your home. 20 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:22,990 What kind of trouble are you getting yourself into? 21 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,230 Who's in there with you? 22 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,030 Come on, show me your face. 23 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:44,670 I'm not letting you get away this time. 24 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:33,450 Fuck are you doing in my house? Get off me. Let me go. 25 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:36,110 Relax. I'm not going to hurt you. 26 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:39,030 Besides, you're the one that broke into here, remember? 27 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:41,350 So where is she? 28 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:42,610 Where is she hiding? 29 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:44,770 Where's who? 30 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,850 The slut. 31 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:47,550 Whoever's house this is. 32 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:51,510 This house is a rental. And there's nobody else here. 33 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:53,090 I'm a married man. 34 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:56,410 That's what they all say. 35 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:58,910 Let's get to the more pressing question. 36 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,460 Who the fuck are you? Why'd you break into my house? 37 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:08,480 Your wife hired me to find some dirt on you. And so far, I've come up empty 38 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,480 -handed. 39 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,080 That fucking bitch. 40 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,720 You know why she hired you? 41 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,579 She fucking cheated on me. 42 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,839 And she thinks if she gets some dirt on me, that's gonna keep me around. 43 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,820 Well, I can think of one way to make her pay. 44 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,940 Yeah? What's that? 45 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Well... 46 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:36,000 I'm only getting $2 ,000 for this unless I collect some very 47 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,840 hard evidence. 48 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,040 How 49 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:57,900 much 50 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:58,900 do you make? 51 00:04:58,990 --> 00:04:59,990 If you find proof. 52 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:02,550 6 ,000. 53 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:09,950 I think we can do a lot better than a dick pic. 54 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,120 No, that's not what I'm talking about. 55 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,760 Fucking pussy. 56 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:05,280 Oh, you're so fucking good. Oh, I love you fucking little fucking pussy. 57 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:08,280 Yes, it's so fucking neat. 58 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,800 Oh, God, I love that fucking cock. 59 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,900 Yes. Oh, yeah. 60 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,680 Oh, 61 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:21,880 yeah. Oh, you fuck me so good. 62 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,940 Oh, I love you fucking. 63 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,620 Oh, yes. 64 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,840 Oh, yes. 65 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:48,980 Thank you. 66 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,410 Oh, my God. 67 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,290 Oh, my God. 68 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,420 With this dick in your mouth? Yes. 69 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,480 Oh, man. 70 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560 Holy shit. 71 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,180 Yeah, you like that big ass lump thing on your fucking car? 72 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,760 Yes. 73 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,840 Oh, I love that fucking car. 74 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,500 Oh, man. 75 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,740 Oh, I'm so glad I broke it. 76 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,420 Oh, yes. 77 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,380 What? 78 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,230 This is like that fucking pussy. 79 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:46,410 Yeah. Oh, you did such a good fucking job. 80 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:53,010 Fucking love it. I fucking love it. It is so fucking good. 81 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,430 Yes. Yes. 82 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,890 Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. 83 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,770 Oh, show me what that fucking big cock does. 84 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,210 Oh, it's so fucking good. 85 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,770 Yes. Yes. 86 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:21,910 Fuck me so good. 87 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:27,430 Yes. Oh, I love it. I fucking love it. Oh, shit. 88 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:32,530 Yeah, make me fucking cum. Make me fucking cum on your cock. 89 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:35,650 Yes. Yeah, get to me sideways. 90 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,350 I want to fucking do it. 91 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,460 Thank you. 92 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:25,490 Fuck yes. 93 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:29,290 Oh my god. Oh, yes. 94 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,570 Oh, fuck yes. 95 00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:36,470 Oh, fuck yes. 96 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:37,790 Oh, fuck yes. 97 00:28:38,370 --> 00:28:39,690 Oh, fuck yes. 98 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:45,370 Oh, yes, yes, yes, please. 99 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:01,680 How much are those going to be worth?