1 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,500 Rubber gloves... 2 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,900 Packed. 3 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,500 Talc... 4 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,000 Torch... 5 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,250 Chamois leather... 6 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,750 Stethoscope... 7 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:07,750 - What's that? - Spare parts! 8 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,500 Fine... The lockpicks? 9 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,500 Whipped cream spray... 10 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,000 ... And the smaller spray. 11 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,500 Sausage. 12 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,900 - The masks... - This isn't dangerous, is it? 13 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,750 Nah... It's watertight, y'know. 14 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:45,250 Of course. 15 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:56,500 Inspector, where is the J�nsson Gang? 16 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,880 Not this again... 17 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,250 - One of our contacts sent me a tip- - Young man... 18 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:06,320 This is the J�nsson gang... All loose ends. 19 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:11,280 But we could get them this time, Inspector. I got a tip! 20 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:18,250 - They said the gang will strike tonight! - The fishing club has its annual meeting tonight, but... Where? 21 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:21,650 The time is exactly 22:26. 22 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:23,500 26 past 10. 23 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,820 The operation begins exactly 22:38. 24 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,750 8 past half past. 25 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:08,000 - Here... - Shh! 26 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:16,500 Hey, Rocky! Get the sausage! 27 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 - Be careful, now... - Shh! 28 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,500 This is a routine check. May I see your license? 29 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:32,000 I think I forgot it. I'm a Chief Inspector; the name's Svensson. 30 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,800 Could you show me any other kind of identification, then? 31 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,750 - And I'm Holm from the police sector. - Do you have your license, then? 32 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:52,000 No I don't have it, but don't you understand? The J�nsson Gang will strike any- 33 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:02,250 - Clever shit. - But of course... 34 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,300 Clever shit! 35 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:32,600 - It's brilliant, y'know. We're simply a brilliant gang. - Of course! 36 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,000 Rocky? Take care of the alarm. 37 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,500 The bag! [inaudible] 38 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:05,000 Hey, Sickan, look: it's a Franz J�ger-safe, y'know, it's brilliant! 39 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:28,750 Idiot! 40 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:37,500 YOU SWEET TOOTH!! Cream-faced... Loon! 41 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 - Put your hands up. - What? 42 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,000 Put them up. 43 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:09,250 - What?! - Just put your hands up!! 44 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,400 Beware of THE J�NSSON GANG 45 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,000 SCRIPT: ROLF B�RJLIND BASED ON THE ORIGINAL BY: ERIK BALLING and HENNING BAHS 46 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,200 CAMERA: ROLAND STERNER 47 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,250 MUSIC: RAGNAR GRIPPE 48 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,000 PRODUCER: INGEMAR EJVE 49 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 DIRECTION: JONAS CORNELL 50 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,750 Hurry up, we're already late! 51 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,500 Hurry up. 52 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,250 Car's shit. 53 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:10,250 Nah, you're totally off. This one's a steal, I know the car trade inside n' out... 54 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,900 Whatever, just hurry up. 55 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:15,000 C'mon, calm down. He's not even here, right? 56 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,950 We've actually got 1 minute and 23 seconds left; 57 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,000 Japanese clock, first-grade goods, comes in handy. 58 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,300 I bet he already left! 59 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,800 Hush, Bill, don't say that! 60 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,750 - Look, guys, there he is! Welcome, Sickan! - Sickaaan!! 61 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:35,500 - Go Sickan, go! - Beautiful, Sickaaan!! 62 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:42,000 - Turn it around. - We did it wrong? Is this better, Sickan?! Look! 63 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:48,000 Guys, you seein' that envelope?! He's got a plan! Good ol' Sickan! 64 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,650 What's he doing? What's goin' on? 65 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,250 The hell is he up to? Sickan! 66 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:59,550 - Somebody else is here to pick'im up...? - That can't be it, he would never abandon us! 67 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:04,900 Never, never, we are the gang! Like, he doesn't know anyone else, we're all he's... got... 68 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 - What'd I tell you? - Unbelievable. 69 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,800 Leavin' without a word... What's up with that? 70 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,600 - Now what? - We're tailin'im, duh! 71 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,750 - Car's shit. Shit! - Whatever... 72 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,800 Wall-Enberg Junior, banker. 73 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,350 J�nsson, Charles-Ingvar. 74 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,700 - It's a pleasure. - Likewise. 75 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,400 I assume that you know the details? 76 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,200 Indeed. Surely you know that I shared a cell with Mr. Gottfridsson, the attorney. 77 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,000 Yes... Poor Gottfridsson. 78 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,350 - He sends his regards. - Does he? Thank you. 79 00:11:54,350 --> 00:12:00,350 He implied that this is about a safe of the model Franz J�ger, Berlin series, model 32. 80 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,100 That is correct. 81 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,850 - I don't get it... - Nothin' unusual about that. 82 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:06,000 But we did what we always do! 83 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,750 We were there 9 o'clock, he came out with a plan, we'd be back in business... Yet now we're here! 84 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,400 Well... 85 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,640 I have to say, resting here for a few days would be wonderful. 86 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,500 - That's a given. And we are paying all the expenses, too. - Of course! 87 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,100 - Well, I thought that Mr. J�nsson would- - Call me "C I". 88 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,600 C.I. as in "Charles-Ingvar". 89 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,500 Ah, alright. Cheers. 90 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:09,730 As I was saying, I believe you would like some information about this operation? 91 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:13,000 - That tends to help, yes. - Naturally. 92 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 The safe is located in a villa in Switzerland. 93 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:25,750 This villa belonged to Director Fromm, who handled our... No, the international interests of the company. 94 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,930 - "I see," indeed... 95 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:32,250 - Unfortunately, Fromm passed away very suddenly two weeks ago. 96 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,100 - Tragic. - Yes, very. 97 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:39,000 So, he was the only one to know the combination to the safe? 98 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,700 Yes, sadly. 99 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:44,250 "Je comprends... Verstehe... I see..." 100 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,550 And that is where you enter the picture... Feel free! 101 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,500 Ah, thank you. Er, understood... 102 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:55,000 The operation begins Thursday. 103 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,550 - I assume that everything is timed and prepared? - Down to the very last detail! 104 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,000 What do you think of this? 105 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,250 Well... 106 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:21,500 Attorney Gottfridsson has been a great help with the legal details... 107 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,300 What, 25 percent?! 108 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:27,750 Well, considering that the investment company has international expenses prepared... 109 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,000 That said, I would not like to act improperly! 110 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:35,000 I assume you won't disclose any of this? 111 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 I swear on my honor. 112 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,750 Look, stuff's movin' around in there. 113 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,000 What a guy! 114 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,250 But that means Sickan's gotta be alone in there! 115 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,750 - C'mon, let's go. - Don't you think this could be dangerous? 116 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,000 Nah, never. It'll be fine if you let me handle this, c'mon! 117 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,000 Yeah, I'm lookin' for Charles-Ingvar J�nsson? 118 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Yeah, tell'im Vanheden sends his regards, that's usually enough! 119 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,500 By the way, do y'all take American Express here? 120 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,150 Mr. J�nsson says to meet him in the solarium. 121 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,500 Rocky, the solarium. 122 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Thanks! 123 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,250 Oh, would you look at that? What a surprise! 124 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,000 - Hiya, Sickan! - It's "Charles-Ingvar"! 125 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,500 Welcome to freedom, Charles-Ingvar... 126 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,750 Buy something nice. 127 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,750 Come on now, take a seat. 128 00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:06,850 And, how is life treating you? 129 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,000 - Thank you we're doing well how are you- - And Eivor? 130 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,440 - Why Eivor is fine and dandy and she's been- - And the children? 131 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,150 - Children? Oh, you mean Bill! He's sitting in the car right now! 132 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,000 I'm glad to hear that. 133 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,480 Ugh, such kitsch... 134 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,000 And you, Si- uh, Charles, what's going on? 135 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,000 What are you planning? 136 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:30,420 Unfortunately, when it comes to my immediate future, my lips have been sealed. 137 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:33,500 - Eh, loosen'em up a bit, Sickan! - "Charles-Ingvar"! 138 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:38,250 However, gentlemen, I could let slip this much: 139 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:47,000 finally, I have found coworkers who both appreciate exclusive work skills, have ambition... 140 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,660 ... And know the costs. 141 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,900 Th-then I guess... We're not all that? 142 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:59,350 Even though we've spent our whole lives stealing... Don't old friendships mean anything to you anymore? 143 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,750 To be honest? No. 144 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:07,270 What you two never seem to have fully grasped is... 145 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:11,840 That when it comes to the big sums, millions, billions... 146 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:20,100 Old friendships actually mean nothing in the international financial circles. 147 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,000 Then what matters in those circles? 148 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,500 Heh! He's absolutely an idiot. 149 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,000 All he's good for is opening safes. 150 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,200 No, we can keep calm, he's the perfect tool! 151 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:44,350 Tell you what, the madman had the guts to ask for 25 percent! 152 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:49,700 No, it's true, 25! On paper! 153 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,500 Sickan's passed on... 154 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,400 He's working with others now. 155 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:01,500 We're not enough anymore, we're worthless, ran over... 156 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:06,500 He just... Knocked on his forehead like that, and smiled... 157 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:13,600 's all over! No plans, no millions, it's all over. 158 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,000 Rocky! 159 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,000 Huh? What's up? 160 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,500 I can smell the morning air. 161 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:28,400 - Is it the incense? I could open the door- - Nah, I'm talkin' about the gang. 162 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,450 What about it? 163 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,650 We are the gang, you n' me. Sickan's out. 164 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,650 We are? How are we the gang? 165 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,900 Lemme tell you how: we'll start our own, create a business. 166 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,400 Never heard of limited partnerships or joint stocks? 167 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,700 Right? What'cha think about makin' our own moves? 168 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,650 Yeah, that's-! 169 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,900 Hold on, what'll we do? 170 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:52,150 What we'll do? Chrissakes, man, the market's open like a- 171 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,650 Like a...? 172 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:56,500 Yeah, like... Like a clam! 173 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:01,650 Y'know, you just gotta grab those pearls before they run away. Get it? 174 00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,900 But what will we DO? 175 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:06,900 Are you a broken record or what? Same thing we've always done! 176 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,500 - Waiting for Sickan? - Nah, we're not waitin' for Sickan... 177 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,400 We'll pull heists; big, brilliant heists! 178 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:19,800 Stockholm's packed with... Y'know, ice cream trucks, 179 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,350 newspaper stands, pensi- I've got it... I have a plan! 180 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:28,500 - A plan? - Yeah, a brilliant plan; a terrific heist, y'know! 181 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,450 - The crown jewels? - Gonna one-up ya there, sweetheart, I'm talking 'bout the biggest cut. 182 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:35,100 The tickets. 183 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,450 Our contact in Switzerland is Dr. Carl Schmetterlink. 184 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:42,650 He'll meet you at the airport; the rest will solve itself. 185 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,600 I see, I see. 186 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:50,400 Honestly, this isn't anything out of the ordinary... It's barely illegal! 187 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,800 - "The biggest cut," huh? - Sure thing! 188 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,150 The heist of our dreams... That's a treasure trove! 189 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:11,100 Looks more like a Pressbyr�n-kiosk to me, that. 190 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,900 Whatever; you lack imagination, that's your problem. 191 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,400 The hell's your problem?! Stay off the road if you can't drive! 192 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,900 They're trying to get away - catch those thugs! 193 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:40,400 - (In German) Beautiful, no? - ... I can see the lake myself, yes. 194 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:39,400 Yes... 195 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,900 Oh. Whoops. 196 00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:08,650 If only Sickan was here... 197 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:14,150 Coward... Pull yourself together, Rocky! And turn the radio off! 198 00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,150 Car's shit. 199 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:19,400 C'mon... 200 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,400 Get a move on! 201 00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:46,400 The torch. the lockpick. 202 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:58,400 - Brilliant... - Of course. 203 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:19,450 "A real treasure trove," huh? 204 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:20,900 Knock it off! 205 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,900 They've just hidden the cash. Get searchin'! 206 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,650 Gotta have a lockpick... Hold on. 207 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,200 Nice, nice...! 208 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,400 Check this out! ... Right? Look. 209 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:51,400 What are you doing? The lights-! 210 00:28:54,900 --> 00:29:05,450 - ... He was so wonderful! - Yes, unbelievable! Hold on, I need some cigars. 211 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,900 Good evening, I would like six Schimmelpennincks. 212 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:22,400 - Uh, six...? - Yes, six. An upside-down nine, if that helps! 213 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,500 Six Schimmelpennincks, huh? Comin' right up! 214 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,650 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 215 00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:32,900 Pretty cold outside, I think, but uh... It's warm, too. 216 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:38,150 Er, if you don't have Schimmelpennincks, simpler cigars work fine! 217 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:44,900 Yeah, you heard'im, numbskull, some simpler cigars! 218 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:48,900 - Well, here are your cigars. - And here's your money. 219 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,650 That's nice, then we're even! 220 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:53,900 - Ah... Good evening. - Have a good one! 221 00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:00,650 Good evening! 222 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,900 Uh... Good evening! 223 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,200 Cars. 224 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,900 Nah, that was many years ago, like, not my area anymore... It was my brother, Leopold! 225 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,400 ... Like, chewy cars. 226 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,900 Oh, those car-shaped sweets! Welp, here I am, jokin' around on the job! 227 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,250 ... Sweets, right! Well... 228 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:26,900 Here you go, it's on the house, we know how tough and thankless your job can be at times! 229 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:31,150 Hand some out to your buddies at the office, too! Feel free!! 230 00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:32,900 ... Thanks... 231 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:38,650 Outta here, now. 232 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:44,650 The cash. 233 00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:46,150 Huh? 234 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,150 Coconut balls! 235 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:55,650 Get out! 236 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:58,400 We're out of here. 237 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:03,900 The hell? ... Our car! 238 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:12,900 Hey, you! Hit the brakes! 239 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:17,150 Oh, come ba-... What's up with that?! 240 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:54,150 Everything is under control. 241 00:31:54,150 --> 00:31:56,900 We can calm the banks and stock holders down. 242 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:05,450 Who? Oh, him! Oh, that J�nsson! No no no... 243 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:11,900 We don't need to worry about him, thanks to the Swiss police! 244 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:15,900 Indeed, they're effective. 245 00:32:49,850 --> 00:32:51,750 No! Money! 246 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,900 No wallet... 247 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,900 No watch... 248 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,650 No car! 249 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:04,650 If you two work a couple nights more, we could actually open a nudist camp in here! 250 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,900 You teasing us won't make things better. 251 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,650 Let me take a look... 252 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:19,900 Your past is filthy: dust in the life line and sweat in the heart line. 253 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,400 Sickan! 254 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,900 It's "Charles-Ingvar". 255 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,350 Already a millionaire? 256 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,400 - Want a seat? - No... 257 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,150 I want ten seconds of silence. 258 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:32,400 I have a plan. 259 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,900 Oh, do you? What a surprise, Charles! 260 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:39,900 Welp, guess we're booking tickets to Hawaii again! 261 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:42,200 Last time we forgot the refund... 262 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,900 Hush! If he has a plan, you just have to listen. 263 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,500 Ooo~ Straight from Paris, I see! 264 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:53,400 Yeah, all millionaires gotta be original somehow, right Sick- uh, Charles? 265 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:57,650 - I have been tricked. - You, tricked? 266 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400 Hey, how'd this pan out? 267 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:09,150 - What'd you write on your shirt? - Huh? 268 00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,150 I. Have. A. Plan! 269 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,900 ON your sleeve? 270 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,900 No... I've already talked with that granny seven times today. Enough is enough! 271 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:28,900 Explain that a male copulating with her dog Majsan isn't a case for the police, OK?! 272 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:36,650 We have a message from Switzerland. It's about Fromm... The Bulvanian who pulled the rug out before we could arrest him. 273 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:38,900 What rug? 274 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,400 Um... Anyways, Fromm died a while ago, 275 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,400 and apparently somebody broke into his villa. The whole safe has been emptied. 276 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,150 All they could find was a bag, some rubber gloves, 277 00:34:50,150 --> 00:34:52,550 and talcum powder from a Swedish brand. 278 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,650 What model of safe? 279 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,850 Franz J�ger. 280 00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:59,750 - J�nsson... - No, J�ger? 281 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:04,600 - But nothing is missing from the safe! - Except the Bedford Diamonds. 282 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,700 What's that? 283 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:10,650 They say the Bedford Diamonds are the world's most expensive collection of privately owned diamonds. 284 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:15,600 They used to belong to the viceroy of India, but disappeared without a trace during WWII. 285 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:21,650 Now they're passed around as inflation-proof investments on the black market... For black money. 286 00:35:23,150 --> 00:35:26,400 They don't weigh as much as gold, either. 287 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,050 When did Fromm enter the picture? 288 00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:34,900 Fromm was part of an international investment enterprise that had put all their money on the Bedford Diamonds. 289 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:39,650 Fromm kept those diamonds at his home... 290 00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:41,900 But then, as you know, he just died all of a sudden. 291 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:47,900 - What's their worth, then? - If treated with care, as things are on that level... 292 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:52,400 - I'd say twenty million. - That much? 293 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,400 In dollars. 294 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,150 Twenty million dollars... 295 00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:01,850 You sayin' it's in dollars? 20 million?! 296 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:03,850 Times that... Times that... 297 00:36:03,850 --> 00:36:06,050 There's not that much money in the world! 298 00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:07,700 I have seen it myself. 299 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,850 But... I-isn't this a little dangerous? 300 00:36:09,850 --> 00:36:12,230 Whatever! Higher pain, higher gain; you get that, right? 301 00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:15,200 Eat a pig and calm down. We're hittin' the road! 302 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,950 On the contrary! We'll lay low and let the others handle the hard part. 303 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:23,530 Oh, that's more like it. Treat'em with the silk gloves first, that's how you get'em. 304 00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:25,000 What's the hard part? 305 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,650 Selling the diamonds. 306 00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:29,900 Who could buy something that expensive? 307 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,900 Guess. 308 00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:45,300 The Sheikh of Abradan... 309 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,900 An oil dealer who has no idea what to do with all of his millions, 310 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:52,400 and is planning to invest some of them in the Bedford Diamonds. 311 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:56,650 Hey, check it out, we've got company! 312 00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:58,500 Gotta watch out for the cops... 313 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,150 So it'll all go down the drain anyway! 314 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,850 On the contrary, it's just as I've calculated. 315 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:08,600 The police are here to escort the Sheikh to the hotel in Saltsj�baden, where they are holding a conference. 316 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:14,900 That way, he gets a free escort of the three suitcases containing twenty million dollars. 317 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:19,800 - Just imagine, twenty millions... - In a strong currency at that! 318 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,800 - That's illegal, you know! - Very. 319 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,150 Then why are we just standing around here? 320 00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:28,150 We're standing guard for them! 321 00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:31,650 - Doesn't seem wise to me. - No, but we've got our reasons. 322 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,900 What do you think interfering would lead to? 323 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,800 Somebody getting sued? 324 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:39,900 A governmental crisis... Already got enough of them in this country! 325 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:47,150 If somebody unravels a single thread of the Sheikh's turban, the diplomatic troubles would come up immediately. 326 00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:53,150 Restrictions on oil... Currencies collapsing, market speculations, and so on and so forth. 327 00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:57,900 When the big elephants dance, it's up to the police to make sure the curtains stay up! 328 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,600 If we plan an operation down to the last detail... 329 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,450 ... Keep track every minute - every second - through the binoculars... 330 00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:17,350 ... We could strike at just the right moment, and the Bedford Diamonds would be right there. Wouldn't that be nice? 331 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:22,900 Yep; then you'd have to start over and catch seniors walking the red lights. Is that what you want? 332 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,800 At the Academy I learned that crime never pays off, at least. 333 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,900 The building is... Here. 334 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,350 That's a brilliant plan, Sickan, brilliant! 335 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:33,900 "Charles-Ingvar"! 336 00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:36,100 You actually thought it all through. 337 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,900 But of course! Who else would? 338 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,900 I would! 339 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,050 W-what's that? 340 00:38:44,050 --> 00:38:46,050 - A bombshell. - Huh?! 341 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,900 - Plane tickets? - To Hawaii! 342 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:55,200 That's where my little millionaire has planned to go by the end of the week, just as usual! 343 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,400 W-well, yes, but is this for all of us? 344 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:03,250 Sure thing. And we'll be filthy rich, just as usual! 345 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:07,500 You can bet your li'l butt on that; Charlie's got a great plan, y'know! 346 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,850 - As usual. - Of course! 347 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:13,150 - Timed and prepped. - Yup, just as usual. 348 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:16,900 Perhaps we should concentrate on the operation for a bit? 349 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,150 Where is the sleeve? 350 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:23,900 Here. 351 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,350 This is what we'll need: 352 00:39:29,350 --> 00:39:33,400 100 balloons, 1 bus, 1 boat. 353 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,150 The boat needs an extremely tall mast. 354 00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:39,150 To achieve this, we need one slab of meat and one tiny dog. 355 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:50,400 The meat slab, Rocky... The meat! 356 00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:31,400 Who's a good boy... Wh-Who's a good boy?! 357 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,900 Lay down! 358 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:38,900 - Brilliant. - Of course! 359 00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:48,900 - Go up and fix that! - Oh, calm down! Let's move that... Jump it! 360 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,900 Rocky! 361 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,150 Bill has gotten all the instructions, yes? 362 00:40:56,150 --> 00:41:00,400 Yeah, I told Eivor to wake him up before she does the paper rounds! 363 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,900 Hit the gas, guys! 364 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,400 Yeah, that's good! 365 00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:19,900 - Just jump it. - Alright! 366 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:23,900 Sickan, just jump it! What's with the fuss? 367 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,600 'Aight, now you jump. 368 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,900 Coming! 369 00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:35,650 And the boat has fuel... 370 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:38,250 - Yep, it's full of juice. - Juice? 371 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,150 - Bill is done. - Oh right. 372 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,900 The measuring tape... 373 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,900 Everything's timed and prepared, right? We just need the balloons. 374 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,700 Yeah, I'll get that done. 375 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,320 Good. Vanheden, you and I will catch the bus, alright? 376 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,900 - Sure thing. - Good, then... 377 00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:03,900 What's this? 378 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:08,200 What are you doing? These are my things! 379 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,050 Guess they were your things... 380 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:12,650 "Were"... What's the meaning of this? 381 00:43:12,650 --> 00:43:17,720 - Guess you should talk to the biddy upstairs. - Biddy? 382 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:33,450 Eivor, what have you done?! 383 00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:35,100 I've made my decision! 384 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,400 - What do you mean? - Every word. 385 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,480 Honey, I mean every word I'm saying: I'm tired of all your planning. 386 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,400 Always the same plans, the same things, the same hullabaloo. 387 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,100 You're moving back to your mother in Farsta? 388 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,150 No, to Hawaii! 389 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:54,400 Wh- wuh... Weren't we all supposed to? 390 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,050 Great, then we'll get some company! 391 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,850 But what about our home? 392 00:43:57,850 --> 00:43:59,650 Weren't we supposed to become millionaires? 393 00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:01,150 ... Of course... 394 00:44:01,150 --> 00:44:04,200 And go to Hawaii on Sunday, filthy rich? 395 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,400 Definitely! 396 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,400 And we won't be coming back for a while, right? 397 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,250 Hardly! 398 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:11,900 - Well, there you have it. Get it, honey? - No... 399 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:17,900 There'd be no reason to let this house rot in the meantime, right? Right. 400 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:23,400 The flowers have gone to Sis in Rocksta, new tenants are coming on Monday, full speed ahead! 401 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,900 We'll donate the clothes to Sverigehj�lpen, our furniture goes to Myrorna... We'll do our part! 402 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,900 There's a small fire at the neighbour's... 403 00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:41,700 There has to be something we can do... 404 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:44,400 Yes, our duty! 405 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:49,700 Listen: those millions will be traded for the Bedford Diamonds here, nice and easy. 406 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:54,850 Then the diamonds fly out of the country, and those millions trickle down into the elephants' cofferts. 407 00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:58,200 There's nothing we can do about it. 408 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:20,320 - Will you make it, li'l guy? - It'll be easy! How about you? 409 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,400 Yes, everything's fine. Everything's up there, see? 410 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,150 - For sure? - For sure! 411 00:45:25,150 --> 00:45:26,350 's not dangerous, is it? 412 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,900 It won't be any trouble. 413 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:32,400 Hey, dad... I got you this marzipan pig! 414 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,400 - Good luck and goodbye! - Same to you! 415 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,400 Shoo! 416 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,900 Shoo, you... woodpecker! 417 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,650 Go away, go away... 418 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:23,650 Get out!! 419 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400 Shoo, shoo!! 420 00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:37,300 Talk about snails... 421 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,300 - Right... - Right? 422 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:45,900 - The snails are talkin'! The snails- - Quiet! 423 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:51,900 Anytime, I suppose... 424 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,900 SHOO! 425 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:12,650 Perfect. 426 00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:14,350 That's brilliant, y'know. 427 00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:16,400 But of course. 428 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,300 Hey, Sickan... 429 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,900 ... Green side up, right? 430 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:18,400 Oh, if this had been in New York... 431 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:17,500 It's like a real Mafia setup. The closed bridge... A hidden hold-up. 432 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:21,850 That's enough, Holm. You've been reading too many bad crime novels... 433 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:25,400 This is Sweden! Our deliveries go smoothly. 434 00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:41,900 C'mon Sickan, get a wiggle on...! 435 00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:52,400 Move it!! 436 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:37,600 Sickan, for fuck's sake! 437 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,600 "Charles-Ingvar"... 438 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:53,400 Cheers! 439 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,800 Y'know, this is good stuff! 440 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,400 Watch out for the J�nsson Gang, guys! 441 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,900 Raise your glass for the millions! 442 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,450 Now let's see... 443 00:56:05,450 --> 00:56:07,900 20 million dollars... 444 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:11,700 That's 104 millions in crowns, y'know! 445 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:20,900 Then we've got some expenses for travelling, but we can pull that off the record. Twice, too! And then we'll pull... 446 00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:22,900 All I could pull off is this! 447 00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:26,300 Would you come over for a second? 448 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:31,900 Sverigehj�lpen are coming over tomorrow; think we should save any of this? 449 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,150 Eh, throw the whole thing away! 450 00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:38,900 Yeah, y'know, that's my style: throw the garbage away! 451 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:43,990 What, "garbage"? Look at this pretty ash tray, we can't just throw it away? 452 00:56:43,990 --> 00:56:47,100 Hey, y'know how much we've got in lira? 24 193 millions- 453 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:52,150 And what about this fancy tie? It has Hagge Geigert's signature! 454 00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:57,400 Keep it, then! Anyways: 1 943 million pesetas, we're billionaires, all of us! 455 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:02,900 - Not yet. - Not yet? What do you mean? 456 00:57:03,050 --> 00:57:05,800 We've got 100 million and you're just pouting? 457 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:11,050 Quiet! The time has come... 458 00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:13,600 - For what? - Revenge. 459 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,900 But you yanked the loot out from right under their noses! 460 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:20,400 Materially speaking, yes. But the psychological blow remains. 461 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,250 What do you mean? 462 00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:23,800 There is something called "pride"! 463 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,900 I have been treated like a flea. Like a twit. 464 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:31,180 People have laughed behind Charles-Ingvar J�nsson's back! 465 00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:33,900 Nobody get away with that. 466 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400 I have a plan. 467 00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:56,900 - He's cold as ice. - A lunatic. 468 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,900 A brave man! 469 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,900 - Surprised? - Somewhat. 470 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,900 And what do you want, Mister... 471 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:10,800 J�nsson. Charles-Ingvar J�nsson. Perhaps you recognise me? 472 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,550 Then what do you want, J�nsson? 473 00:58:12,550 --> 00:58:15,900 - The contract. - What contract? 474 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:22,000 Why... That little contract we signed to break open a safe in Switzerland, 475 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,750 containing the oh-so famous Bedford Diamonds, 476 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:29,400 which your very good friend Dr. Schmetterlink then brought to Sweden... 477 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:35,450 In exchange for 20 million dollars which are located right there. 478 00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:38,900 ... Oh, look! 479 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:47,650 A good old Franz J�ger... My, what a funny coincidence! 480 00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:53,150 Er, anyway... If my memory serves, it said twentyfive percent in the contract. 481 00:58:53,150 --> 00:58:54,650 I don't understand what you mean. 482 00:58:54,650 --> 00:58:56,250 Ah? That's quite a shame... 483 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:59,900 The police can usually wrap their heads around this kind of information. 484 00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:02,900 What do you mean? 485 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:08,250 Nowadays the police are especially interested in black money... 486 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:13,900 And if my sources are correct, the Bedford Diamonds are wanted over the entire world! 487 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:15,400 There must have been a misunderstanding! 488 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,900 I know nothing about any Bedford diamonds. 489 00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,400 How sad. 490 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,650 The Sheikh of Abradan will be especially devastated to hear that... 491 00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:30,900 Once he calls you to ask why the elegant suitcase he received... 492 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,900 Was empty. 493 00:59:33,650 --> 00:59:36,350 What do you mean? What exactly are you implying?! 494 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,650 ... What's in there? 495 00:59:39,650 --> 00:59:42,150 The Bedford Diamonds. 496 00:59:42,150 --> 00:59:47,750 And now, CEO Wall-Enberg, 25 percent won't be enough. 497 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,400 Now I want 50 percent. 498 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,000 You're bluffing. 499 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,400 Car's shit. 500 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:17,300 OK... 501 01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:21,900 Cigar, beret, thick glasses? 502 01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:24,400 That man has to disappear... 503 01:00:25,450 --> 01:00:27,100 ... For good. 504 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:30,900 Got it. Disappear for good, yep. 505 01:00:32,650 --> 01:00:33,650 OK! 506 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:43,900 Eivor! 507 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,900 Stop that at once! 508 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,600 Will you stop the...! 509 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,900 Come on, stop... That... At... Once... 510 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,400 Have you gone stark raving mad, woman?! 511 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,100 Where are they? 512 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,400 There! 513 01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:08,200 The diamonds, you idiot! Where are they?! 514 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,900 You're driving me nuts!! 515 01:01:13,650 --> 01:01:16,400 This was one...! 516 01:01:20,850 --> 01:01:23,250 It's always the same... 517 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:26,700 I get here... With the most ingenious plan the world has ever seen... 518 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:30,800 Everything is timed and prepared! Everything is perfect!! 519 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,150 And then everything goes to pot! 520 01:01:33,150 --> 01:01:34,700 And whose fault is that? 521 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:36,330 Oh, I will tell you that... 522 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,770 Yours, you imbecile, it's all your fault... 523 01:01:39,770 --> 01:01:46,900 and Vanheden's fault, and your sweet-toothed freak of a husband...'s fault!! 524 01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:52,650 - Now you'll listen to me, Charles-Ingvar J�nsson... - Yes? 525 01:01:52,650 --> 01:01:56,700 I've had to suck up so many things from your side during all of these years... 526 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:59,450 And I've stayed mum because I love Rocky. 527 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,680 But this time you have gone just a little too far... 528 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:08,750 If you say another bad word about my little Rocky, you'll end up receiving one of these! 529 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:14,680 Oh... Sweet little Eivor, I didn't mean... 530 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,800 Yes you did! 531 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,800 Listen, Eivor, I just want the diamonds. 532 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:24,800 If you let me know where the diamonds are, I promise you'll never have to take any more illwill, but where are they?! 533 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,900 I put them in the cupboard! 534 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:31,900 Buggering around with 100 millions in a bag... How typical of you. 535 01:02:32,770 --> 01:02:34,900 ... May I have them? 536 01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:37,400 Rocky? In the back of the cupboard. 537 01:02:39,350 --> 01:02:41,250 Wuh- there's no cupboard here! 538 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,380 Whaddaya mean, there's no cupboard?! 539 01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:47,900 Oh right! Dang it, Sverigehj�lpen came by to pick it up earlier. I forgot. 540 01:02:53,150 --> 01:02:54,400 What is it? 541 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,150 Have you gone nuts? 542 01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:04,300 S-sent the cupboard with all the diamonds off? 543 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:10,900 Cut the crap, lady: you donated that old cupboard with diamonds for 2 billion pesetas in it?! 544 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:16,900 For Christ's sake, don't wind yourselves up so hard. All we have to do is drive to Sverigehj�lpen and get it back! 545 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:20,450 - T-That can't be all? - Let's ask Sickan! 546 01:03:20,450 --> 01:03:27,600 Oh, little kitties~ You can sit in my lap if you want~ [unintelligible] 547 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:33,900 Oh, little kitty-cat, you want to sit on my shoulder? Yes~ 548 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:38,900 Yes... The little kitty-cat is sooo hungryyy~ 549 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:43,400 Oh cut it out Sickan! What are you doin' with my new Italian shoes, huh?! Knock that shit off! 550 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,070 Don't talk so loudly! 551 01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:47,900 - But- - Nisse gets scared! 552 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:50,200 Charlie, stop scratching the shoes! 553 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:54,900 - We've got bigger things to worry about- - No! Don't... Pinch... My... Cat!! 555 01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:01,900 Oh no, you're not allowed to bite the butterball~ 556 01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,600 Dear little kitty-cat... 557 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,150 - Si- - Mommy!! 558 01:04:07,150 --> 01:04:08,400 What is it? 559 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:13,800 [singing] Have you seen my little cat, little cat, little cat? 560 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,150 What are you up to? Playing charades? 561 01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:19,150 Sickan's gone nuts... 562 01:04:19,150 --> 01:04:22,150 - Come on, let him play with the cat. - Yes~ 563 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:26,400 Can't you tell? He's a little overexterted and has turned young again, simple as that! 564 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,100 "Simple as that"? We've lost a couple billion pesetas, y'know?! 565 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,250 AND Sickan's playin' with my new shoe! 566 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,750 [Singing continues] 567 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,750 I knew this would go down the drain... 568 01:04:34,750 --> 01:04:39,550 Listen, we'll have to solve this ourselves: go downtown and get the cupboard back! 569 01:04:39,550 --> 01:04:46,900 Oh, then you'll have to bring the baby along. I can't have him wrapped around my leg while I finish packing our things! 570 01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,600 - Sickan? - What? 571 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:53,150 Would you like to go for a car trip? You can bring the kitty along. 572 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:56,900 - Yay~! - Let's get going, then... 573 01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:00,900 Butterball! 574 01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:16,900 - Why did you do that? - Whatever... 575 01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:20,400 Let'im be, then he might stay put. 576 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:30,650 Kitty, kitty, look! See that black cat? Would you like to say hi? 577 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:36,900 Come along and let's say hi to the black kitty~ 578 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:44,900 Maybe we should take a look around? Yes, we could jump around~! 579 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:53,900 Want to hop around? Yes, just like that! Little Nisse... 580 01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:58,400 Nisse? Want to go for a swim? 581 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,900 Sure, then you can take a swim here! 582 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:18,050 That's right, take a drink~ 583 01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:21,400 Dude! Haul your dumb ass out of the way, or should I do it for ya?! 584 01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:25,900 What? ... Oh, you're so fat!! 585 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:33,400 There's a lardo there, Nisse! We could bite him! 586 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:38,900 Clad in a beret and thick glasses... Is your name J�nsson? 587 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:43,150 Charles-Ingvar J�nsson, and this is Nisse! 588 01:06:43,150 --> 01:06:45,400 Nisse wants... 589 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,900 Nisse wants... Nisse wants mint kisses! 590 01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:52,900 Of course he'll get some mint kisses! 591 01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:56,900 Come along, I've got tons of mint kisses in the back of my van here... 592 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:00,900 - Yay~! - C'mon, get in! 593 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,900 - ... Huh? - Watch out, don't get pinched! 594 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:11,900 The picklock... 595 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,900 That's brilliant, Rocky, brilliant... 596 01:07:21,050 --> 01:07:24,330 Now we just have to knock some sense into Sickan. How do we do that? 597 01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:30,650 With a hammer, right? Whatever, he'll probably wake up on his own! 598 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,050 Wait, where's Sickan? 599 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,400 Hey... 600 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,300 - What's that? - Kidnapping! Y'know, literally!! 601 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,500 - What will we do? - Hit the gas, c'mon! 602 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,000 It's green. 603 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:07,000 [singing] You'll get to stand there in Nybroviken, swaying to and fro 'mong the other corpses... 604 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,000 What will we do now? 605 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,750 Hey... I have a plan. 606 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:19,400 Old fecking piece of shit... 607 01:11:29,650 --> 01:11:31,900 Hey, Rocky. You take care of The Beef over there. 608 01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:33,350 Me? 609 01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:37,750 Sure thing! It'll be a piece of cake for you, right? I'll handle Sickan. 610 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:41,400 O-OK! I'll get Beef! 611 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,400 Stay calm, Sickan, I'll get'cha out of this! 612 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:22,400 Keep it cool, Sickan, I'll take care of this! Done soon! 613 01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,650 On my way, I'm done soon! 614 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,900 Oh, for...! 615 01:12:58,650 --> 01:13:00,150 Soon, Sickan! 616 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,900 Stay calm, Sickan, I'll get this done!! 617 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:16,400 T-take it easy, Sickan! Easy! 618 01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:22,650 Take it easy: kitty's unharmed and we got her back safely! 619 01:14:22,650 --> 01:14:25,200 C'mere, kitty-cat~ 620 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,400 Stop pawing at that shoe and put it on instead! 621 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,300 You're not dizzy anymore, Sickan?! 622 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:32,350 I have a plan! 623 01:14:32,350 --> 01:14:34,400 Oh, that's brilliant, a plan! 624 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,900 Of course! 625 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:43,500 - I truly am sorry: could you forgive me? - We should be apologising for- 626 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:46,400 - But you have saved my life! - Oh, it's nothing- 627 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:50,600 - No, it isn't. - Yeah, it is! 628 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:55,400 Fine, maybe it's nothing, but I mean: I lose my temper sometimes, and I yell at you and get terrifying! 629 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,000 - No, you don't! - Yes, I do! 630 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,050 Fine, maybe I don't, but I have my flaws... 631 01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:04,300 - No, you don't have any! - Yes, I do! 632 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:06,620 Fine, maybe I don't have any, but I do have a plan! 633 01:15:06,620 --> 01:15:07,750 No, you don't! 634 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:08,650 I have one! 635 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:10,850 - No, you- DO you? - I have one! 636 01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:13,400 - A plan? - But of course! 637 01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:17,200 ... Norwegian cigars? Blech! 638 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:31,200 [The Police's Institute of Physical Training, Unauthorized Access Forbidden] 639 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,900 Right! 640 01:15:45,150 --> 01:15:46,150 Car's shit! 641 01:15:47,650 --> 01:15:49,650 Everything's timed and prepared, yes? 642 01:15:49,650 --> 01:15:55,400 Every Thursday, the inner city's Police Academy has obligatory work out routines here. 643 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,900 ... Come on, get started! 644 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:06,650 Alright, gentlemen! 645 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:10,400 Let's burn those beer guts away and unflatten those feet! 646 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,900 Jump in place! 647 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,900 One, two, one, two...! 648 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:17,900 Can't get those Bedford jewels out of my head... 649 01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,650 To think we're policemen, yet can't do anything! 650 01:16:20,650 --> 01:16:23,400 We can never act unless someone filed a report... 651 01:16:24,050 --> 01:16:27,800 Take the initiative... And it all goes south. 652 01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,350 We should be able to... Use our common sense! 653 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,000 One, two! [ad nauseam] 654 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,150 You're not here to use your common sense! 655 01:16:41,850 --> 01:16:45,350 Your job is to follow regulations! 656 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,400 Those two things... Tend to be very different! 657 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:53,400 But if there's a report? 658 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:58,900 Then we make our move immediately! That's our duty! 659 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:04,900 Gentlemen! Your final task: running for 1 500 meters straight! You'll get timed. 660 01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:07,650 Get going! 661 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,900 Uh, rewind the tape. 662 01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:37,750 What's the matter? 663 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,250 A little emergency... 664 01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,400 Who told you? 665 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:44,900 - C'mon, get changed and try burning some of these yourself! - Over my dead body! 666 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,800 C'mon now! 667 01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,900 - D-do we have enough time? - Just put the sole on! 668 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:04,150 - Look! - Yeah, that's great, now hurry up! 669 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,400 You done or what? 670 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,900 - Should we switch- - No, no, no, just take one of those! 671 01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:53,150 - Fits like a stolen glove, y'know! - I feel like someone else... 672 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:54,900 You should drive. 673 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:06,400 I don't understand... Why would this man- 674 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:10,900 This man's claiming he performed a burglary. On your orders, actually! 675 01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:12,150 In an illegal manner! 676 01:19:12,150 --> 01:19:22,900 Yeah, it was supposedly about the Bedford Diamonds wanted by Scotland Yard, the FBI, Interpol... Why, even our own fraud department! 677 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:30,500 And according to the man you've hired him with money hidden from the authorities; 678 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:33,400 Guess you'd call it... Dirty money. 679 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:37,400 - What do you have to say in your defense? - What he said! 680 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,750 Hold on... There must have been a mistake- 681 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:43,900 Mistake? Nah, you're way off: the deli-man's confessed himself! 682 01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:46,400 - 'The delinquent.' - Yeah, that's right! 683 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,300 May as well give yourself in to Justice! 684 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:52,400 Justice? You can't just waltz in and- 685 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:57,350 Can't we? Right, I get it... Maybe there's an explanation, then? 686 01:19:57,350 --> 01:20:01,300 Er... Of course there is! I'll explain everything! 687 01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:07,400 Excellent! Then maybe we should go back to the station. Or would you rather we take care of that here? 688 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,060 Here. Definitely here. 689 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:13,250 Excellent, then I just need a typewriter so we can... 690 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,250 This way. 691 01:20:19,150 --> 01:20:23,900 - Watch out for the deli-man, now! - 'The delinquent'! 692 01:20:25,150 --> 01:20:26,150 Open. 693 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,200 What? 694 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,500 Come on... Let me go! 695 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,900 - No no no- - Unlock these! 696 01:20:33,650 --> 01:20:37,150 Oh, right! On it... 697 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,900 Hurry up now... 698 01:20:43,150 --> 01:20:44,650 Hurry up... 699 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,900 - Listen... - Yes? 700 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:53,400 I don't have any keys. Couldn't find them! 701 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,650 Yeah, I'm gonna need your name here? 702 01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:59,650 Jacob M. R. Wall-Enberg Junior. 703 01:20:59,650 --> 01:21:00,900 M. R.? 704 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:04,400 Yes... Morgan Rockefeller. 705 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,900 And Junior? 706 01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:10,900 You are aware of my empire's history, yes? Our extraordinarily good reputation all around the world? 707 01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:15,900 Whatever: we're all equals before the law, zeroes or CEOs. 708 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:19,450 It's madness, it's unbelievable, it's utterly deranged!! 709 01:21:19,450 --> 01:21:23,310 Here we have a Franz J�ger-safe with tw- twenty million... 710 01:21:23,310 --> 01:21:29,100 Twenty million dollars and then you can't open this- you have lost the key...! 711 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:35,230 Seriously, you are the biggest idiot I have ever worked with, not to mention your imbecile of a wife, that weakminded-! 712 01:21:37,150 --> 01:21:39,450 That's enough. 713 01:21:39,450 --> 01:21:43,900 I can just barely accept when you shovel a bunch of shit onto me... 714 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,650 I'm a man of honor. 715 01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:50,400 But my wife? That is where I draw the line... Got that?! 716 01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:52,900 R-Rocky, what's the matter? 717 01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:55,150 Don't just stand there jabbering! Open the safe! 718 01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,700 But the talcum powder and gloves- 719 01:21:57,700 --> 01:22:00,900 Yeah, yeah, we've heard all about that before. 720 01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:04,400 Tinkering and talking in circles and oh so refined... 721 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:07,400 - But you know what you are? - ... No? 722 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,900 Twice the idiot. 723 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,650 You won't climb all over me, though, or else you'll get covered in shit... 724 01:22:13,650 --> 01:22:15,150 SO OPEN THE SAFE!! 725 01:22:15,150 --> 01:22:17,900 Y-yes, yes, of course! 726 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,800 Uh... Er... 727 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:30,800 Yeah, so: you got married in the Seglora church in Bor�s, 12/5/'45. 728 01:22:30,850 --> 01:22:31,900 Listen, officer... 729 01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:32,900 Chief. 730 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:33,750 ... Chief? 731 01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,400 Chief Officer, please. 732 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:39,450 Apologies. Chief Officer... Can this really be following the spirit of the law? 733 01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:44,750 Think of all the terrible consequences innocent people will suffer for this! 734 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:50,250 All the small-time savers and stock-owners who have to leave their homes... Think of the widows! 735 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:55,750 Ruin after ruin, bankruptcy, governmental crises... Why, the collapse of society! 736 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,900 Whatever, good folks save themselves. 737 01:22:57,900 --> 01:23:01,750 Now lemme check... So you confess to havin' been born? 738 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:05,350 ... The 20th of the 6th in '23, that is? 739 01:23:05,350 --> 01:23:08,800 'sides, you've confessed to gettin' married... 740 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,400 And to taking your Master's Degree in Geneva... 741 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,100 - Finally, you've confessed... - Who is your superior? 742 01:23:14,100 --> 01:23:16,400 Huh? Who? 743 01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:34,150 Don't try to distract a Chief Officer while he's working. 744 01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:36,000 Surely you must know what your boss' name is. 745 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,100 - I know it, duh! - Do you now...? 746 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:41,650 Yeah, he's called J�nsson like so many others, uh... 747 01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:44,650 - Anyway, he wanted a full profile on you- - J�nsson? 748 01:23:44,650 --> 01:23:48,900 Did I say J�nsson? Nah, I mean Svensson, that's his name, let's continue- 749 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,650 Call him. 750 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:53,600 - Huh? - Should you or I call him? 751 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,600 ... I will. 752 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,900 Gimme a moment. 753 01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,000 Nope. 754 01:24:05,150 --> 01:24:08,150 Things are heating up... He wants to call the police. 755 01:24:08,150 --> 01:24:12,900 - The police? But that's us! - Oh, knock it off... 756 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,400 Brilliant, Sickan. Brilliant. 757 01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:21,650 But of course... 758 01:24:46,650 --> 01:24:49,300 What's wrong with you? Why did you leave the car unlocked? 759 01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:51,900 As if anyone would steal a police car! 760 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:02,900 Bring me the police! 761 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:10,400 Inspector Svensson's telephone, assistant Holm speaking. 762 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:27,000 [Muffled panicking] 763 01:25:11,150 --> 01:25:13,400 No, unfortunately he is at the dentist. 764 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,400 Yes, could I help you? 765 01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:22,400 Uh-huh... Is that so? I see... 766 01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,900 Yes... Should we take that as a report? 767 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:30,000 We should? Yes, we will! 768 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,900 Holm! Explain yourself! 769 01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:06,000 I explicitly told you that I did not want any scandals! 770 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,900 He filed a report, sir! 771 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:11,100 Did he now? Well, in that case... 772 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:19,150 This banker, Wall-Enberg, claims three unknown men stole 20 million dollars. 773 01:26:19,150 --> 01:26:22,900 - Out of that safe? - Yes. 774 01:26:24,650 --> 01:26:31,900 Franz J�ger... And what's this? The banker's lunch box? 775 01:26:44,150 --> 01:26:48,400 - Diamonds? - The Bedford diamonds... 776 01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:54,000 - Would Mr. Wall-Enberg kindly explain- - Thank you, Holm. 777 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:58,900 I'll take full responsibility from here on. This is a high-level case. 778 01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:03,100 Sir, you are hereby arrested. 779 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:07,400 What'd I tell you? Crime never pays off. 780 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:44,000 [Translation by JojoVV, mostly based on Swedish subtitles by Mikael Fr�ling]