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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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You know, it should have worked.
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The spell we did
to contact my brother.
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I mean, I went over it,
like, a million times.
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Wait, you don't want
to try it again, do you?
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- No! No! No!
- I bind you!
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I bind you!
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[speaking foreign language]
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Why did you think that
you had to save me?
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He was gonna kill you.
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I'm done here, for good.
You should be happy.
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When are you gonna tell me
what all this is for?
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Bigger, better magic.
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Let's go steal their shit.
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He's not gonna wake up ever.
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Marina is a psycho.
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You think Brakebills
cut you off from magic?
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Ow!
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You don't know cut off.
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But you can actually move
between worlds.
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If the gift does not
kill you first.
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- Please, help me.
- [gasps]
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I have a full schedule today,
Quentin.
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- What?
- Uh, I just, um...
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The point?
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What's gonna happen to Julia?
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Ah, yes.
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Your hedge witch friend.
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I'm going to kill her.
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I, uh...
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[laughing]
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I'm...
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I'm fucking with you, Quentin.
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I'm not going
to do anything to her.
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I thought you would erase her
memory or something... again.
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Sure, then her buddies tell
her about magic all over again.
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Then she bothers me again.
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So she's just gonna
get away with it?
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I'm not the magic police,
Quentin.
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They won't be back here.
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They know what'll
rain down on them if they do.
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What they do out there,
it's not my business;
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it's not yours.
Do you understand?
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Don't you worry,
Hedge witches tend
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to crash and burn
quite quickly all on their own.
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I want the spells I'm missing
so I can keep going.
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I want the new ones she stole
because I helped her.
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- You're not coming inside.
- Then bring 'em out.
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They're locked
in her filing cabinet,
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and even if I could, I wouldn't.
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I don't want
to see you get hurt,
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and Marina will hurt you.
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She only helped you get out of
Brakebills jail to save herself.
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Next time, you will not
be so lucky.
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[laughs]
That's bullshit.
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I earned that magic
just as much as her.
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Fuck, more.
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- It was my friend that she used...
- Your friend!
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Look, Marina's the boss.
Life ain't fair.
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Woe is you.
Now, please,
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leave before she sees you here.
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[sighs]
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Think of it as applying
for an internship,
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and for outgoing students,
perhaps even a job.
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Alumni come and choose
students to mentor.
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I can understand why you've
been staying here, Alice.
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I know you feel that
you've had to leave,
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but I'd really like you
to come back.
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This is just one small corner
of the world.
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There's a lot more
out there to see,
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and I'd like you to see it.
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[scoffs]
I don't much like the corners
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that I've already seen.
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Alice, students
leave every year,
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and I don't go searching
for every lost lamb.
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You didn't invite me.
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I had to sneak in
just to take the entrance exam.
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I made a mistake.
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I felt responsible for
what happened to your brother,
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and I didn't want to cause
your family another loss.
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Alice, I was wrong.
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You are far too gifted
not to be with us.
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Just come back for a week,
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and if you don't like it,
then, please, by all means,
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be a farmhand.
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This year, we're going to win
the alumni week Hunger Games.
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My mentor last year was a nun.
Never again.
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I specialize in feet.
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Broken bones, warts... I have some
very interesting stuff
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for fungi of the toenail.
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99% of these mentors
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lead to a lifetime of soporific
bourgeois magic hell.
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Alice.
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You're, uh...
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Hi.
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I'm going to get a drink.
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- Is Genji your aunt?
- Oh, hey, Alice.
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- Is that Genji?
- Do you guys know her?
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Everyone does.
She runs a retreat.
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It's like Camp David
for magicians.
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If Camp David
was run by Caligula.
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[chuckles]
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I mean that in the best way.
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- Excuse me.
- Wa...
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I feel really terrible about, um...
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I just thought... I wouldn't be
standing here talking to me
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if I were you.
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I don't...
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I shouldn't blame you.
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The truth is,
my brother died five years ago.
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Still, I...
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I should go help her.
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Can anybody hear me?
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Anybody?
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Anybody?
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Ah.
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Penny.
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I'm Stanley.
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I'm your mentor.
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Yeah, I didn't ask for a mentor.
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I don't give a shit.
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You are what you are,
so I'm here.
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What, a Pisces?
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Travelers are rare.
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Hadn't been one at Brakebills
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in 35 years, I guess.
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There's no discipline
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that has more power
and possibility.
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I get it.
It's an amazing gift.
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It's a terrible,
life-destroying burden.
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I zapped myself
onto Mount Everest.
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Lost my leg to frostbite.
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I'd be dead if not for one
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deeply confused Sherpa.
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Had the lecture yet on
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sticking with astral projection?
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I don't watch "Star Trek."
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Travelers' training wheels.
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Your body stays here;
your mind travels.
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It's like being a ghost.
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Meditating
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won't stop you
from having a wet dream
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and waking up
in the Marianas Trench.
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This will.
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It works by binding
your body to Earth.
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Astral projection only.
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Full stop.
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Won't make the voices go away,
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but it might keep you alive.
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How could you know about all
this and become a podiatrist?
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This isn't Middle Earth,
Quentin.
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There aren't enough
noble quests to go around.
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Impress a good mentor,
and you won't have to worry.
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How am I supposed
to impress anyone?
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Mm, when you're not impressive?
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Glad you asked.
Welters.
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[groans]
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- What's Welters?
- The worst.
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It's a game
designed a billion years ago
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to keep students from
killing each other in duels.
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It's like chess.
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Kind of.
Not really.
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You use magic to take squares.
It's terrible.
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I don't know.
That sounds kind of fun.
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- It's boring as death.
- You're boring.
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- You're boring.
- There's gonna be a tournament.
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It's supposed to be a surprise,
but I like ruining things.
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Each discipline fields a team,
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and the mentors
will be watching,
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so don't screw this up for me.
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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Quentin.
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[exhales]
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Someone called the admin
office and left a message.
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♪ ♪
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My dad's sick.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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Hello, Curly Q.
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Hey, Dad.
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It's brain cancer,
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but it's the good kind
of brain cancer.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Well, luckily there are
some treatment options,
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some, uh, really interesting
new therapies.
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Um, do you...
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uh, do you feel sick?
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Eh, I feel...
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decent.
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Eh, there was some
dizziness, headaches.
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That's why I went in.
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- Does Mom know?
- No, she does not.
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As yet, I, uh...
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I could come up with a reason,
I suppose,
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but the truth is, I just...
[chuckles]
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I just don't want
to talk to her.
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I'm worried about you.
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You have brain cancer,
and you're worried about me?
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Will you stop saying
"brain cancer"
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like it's brain cancer?
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[chuckling]
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I never see you anymore
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since you went
to this new school.
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Thinking a lot about mistakes,
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you know, things I would
do differently.
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Quentin, by the time
you were ten years old,
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buddy, I couldn't sit through
one more card trick,
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but if that's what makes
the world bearable to you,
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then you go off
and do card tricks.
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Don't try to be
something you're not.
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You're studying what now?
Finance?
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[chuckles]
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You really a finance guy?
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- I'm not a kid anymore.
- Sure, yeah.
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Dump out that bag.
Go on. Dump it out.
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I'll give you 20 bucks right now
if there isn't a...
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a "Fillory" book in there.
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Yeah.
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You know you're still
on my insurance, right?
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You checked yourself
into a mental hospital
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a couple of months ago.
I didn't say a word.
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I didn't say a word.
I gave you your space,
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but your prescriptions
are still coming here,
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which is how I know
you're not taking them.
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I don't need them.
I am... I'm better.
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I'm not trying
to pick a fight with you, son.
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I'm just trying to...
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fix what I broke.
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- You think I'm broken?
- No.
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I think we are.
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[sighs]
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Need a hand?
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[dramatic music]
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We should catch up.
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♪ ♪
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I'm surprised you came back.
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I still haven't heard
about your walkabout.
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Yeah, well, it wasn't
anything too exciting.
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I mostly fed
and killed chickens.
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I mean, I wanted you
to come back.
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We're friends, right?
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Uh, I was wondering
if you could do me a tiny favor.
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I helped you find
Emily Greenstreet.
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Right.
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See, I still haven't
been selected by a mentor yet.
268
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,922
I still haven't been
selected by a mentor.
269
00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:02,020
We're such good friends,
I just...
270
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,062
I figured you could put
a good word in to your aunt.
271
00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:06,557
If you wouldn't mind
putting in a good word for me.
272
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,830
I just feel deeply
that we are connected
273
00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:10,329
and are meant to work together.
274
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,060
I'll see what I can do.
275
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,826
[knock at door]
276
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,896
Julia?
Hey.
277
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,335
- Hey.
- Sorry, I'm a little early.
278
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,441
I knocked a couple times.
279
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,412
Um, working on this big paper.
280
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,913
I baked.
281
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,615
[chuckles]
282
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:34,617
[woman singing indistinctly]
283
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,021
- [mimics drumroll]
- That's actually good.
284
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,759
- [scoffs]
- It's, like, people food.
285
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,729
What can I say?
286
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,960
You have no idea
how relieved I am
287
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,966
to see you like this.
288
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,868
Like what?
289
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,137
A happy housewife?
290
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,468
Better.
Not, uh...
291
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,741
High all the time?
292
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,482
I was gonna put it
a bit more delicately than that.
293
00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:00,178
[chuckles]
294
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,560
295
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,652
Dad?
296
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:10,116
- Dad?
- [vomiting]
297
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:13,380
298
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,793
[gags]
299
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,656
We need to go to the hospital.
300
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,399
No, they'll just send me home.
301
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,430
- I'm fine.
- They need to adjust your meds.
302
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:27,636
I'm not taking any meds,
Quentin.
303
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,508
How bad is it?
304
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,339
I have a glioblastoma.
305
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,945
[chuckles]
306
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:37,177
It's the most common type
of brain tumor.
307
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,418
It's also the most severe.
308
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,188
But it's treatable?
309
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,619
There are treatments available.
310
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,763
I chose not to pursue them.
311
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,850
312
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,932
[sighs]
313
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,650
314
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,527
You know, I Googled brain tumors
315
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,495
just in general,
316
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,665
and one common denominator
that jumps out at you
317
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,174
is impaired cognitive function,
318
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:06,144
so maybe you deciding not to
pursue treatment without talking...
319
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,545
My doctors agree with me, Q.
320
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,519
The type of tumor it is,
where it's located...
321
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,690
the person who comes
out of surgery...
322
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,191
might not be me.
323
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,026
I don't want you to die.
324
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,357
Yeah, I'm not too crazy
about it myself.
325
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,234
Then why are you giving up?
326
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:33,050
327
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:39,730
328
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,906
You remember this?
329
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:46,840
330
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:50,293
My dad and I used to build
model airplanes.
331
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,840
332
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,489
And this,
333
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,096
this was my absolute favorite.
334
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,527
Tenth birthday.
335
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,032
This is a Nieuport 28.
336
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,735
It's the same plane
Quentin Roosevelt flew
337
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,837
in World War I.
338
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,069
[sighs]
339
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,709
When you were
about two years old,
340
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,080
you got your hands on this,
341
00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:16,578
and you broke off
one of the wings.
342
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,518
I spent about an hour
with a hot glue gun
343
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,787
trying to fix it.
344
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,956
It ended up in
345
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,557
about 20 pieces instead of 2.
346
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,259
Quentin,
347
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,631
sometimes trying to fix
something only makes it worse.
348
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,920
349
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,934
[indistinct chatter]
350
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,736
They match my 401K up to 6%.
351
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:42,708
- It's just... it's crazy.
- Dr. Meers?
352
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,577
Oh, excuse me.
353
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,778
My father's dying,
354
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,651
and I need you to fix him.
355
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:53,500
356
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,720
Why would anybody have cancer?
357
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,390
Because we like secrets.
358
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,991
[light piano music]
359
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,833
There's got to be
some kind of spell.
360
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,858
Amazing things are possible,
361
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,963
but cancer,
362
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,826
it's a part of you,
363
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,334
intrinsically, in a way
364
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,666
that magic can't separate.
365
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:16,241
Some people think it is magic,
366
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,978
an old curse we can't break.
367
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,179
So then, somebody
must have tried.
368
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,911
I mean, look, even
if it's experimental, I...
369
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:26,246
Do you know why Dean Fogg
didn't fix his eyes?
370
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,022
I guess I just assumed
he couldn't.
371
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:29,321
Treating something like that
372
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,522
requires an enormous amount
of energy,
373
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,586
and that comes at a cost.
374
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,425
So does everything.
375
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,771
I can give you the names
of some journal articles.
376
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,866
Thank you.
377
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,871
Fair warning:
378
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,873
what you're looking for
might be impossible,
379
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,406
and it will require
380
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,446
far more energy
than you can muster.
381
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:59,277
♪ ♪
382
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,285
[relaxed music]
383
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,118
♪ ♪
384
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,791
[whispers]
I love you.
385
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,027
Oh...
386
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,558
you baked.
387
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,632
You can have one,
if you think you can afford it.
388
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:18,137
Please, I have the metabolism
of a Jamaican sprinter,
389
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,868
and I need my strength
390
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,777
so I can properly wrap this
bottle of double charmed sake
391
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:28,948
you can only get from a very
particular monk on Okinawa.
392
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,310
393
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,447
But I'm sure Genji is gonna
love your little cakes.
394
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,364
[chuckles wryly]
395
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,940
396
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,799
This is war, bitch.
[chuckles]
397
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:50,320
398
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,436
[tense music]
399
00:17:53,440 --> 00:18:00,946
♪ ♪
400
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,007
[metallic clink]
401
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:10,015
♪ ♪
402
00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:14,950
403
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,096
[fire ignites and crackles]
404
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,297
[gasps]
405
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,669
[fire sizzles]
[grunts]
406
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:24,536
[gasping]
407
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,937
[winces]
Ow.
408
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,270
You should know better
than to mess with Google magic,
409
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,276
and starting an invisible fire
in your apartment,
410
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,279
still a fire.
411
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,181
You got lucky.
412
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,883
Pete,
413
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,985
there's nothing else
for me to be besides this.
414
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:45,688
There's a whole world
of things besides this.
415
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,661
I almost burned down
my apartment,
416
00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:49,860
and all I can think about
is trying it again.
417
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,533
Pete, there is nothing else.
418
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,336
Your boyfriend could have
done this for you.
419
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,337
I just got this stuff at Target.
420
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,006
Not that I'm complaining.
421
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,407
You know, a beautiful girl
calls you
422
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,908
in the middle of the night,
423
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,578
never mind she's
a little intense...
424
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,747
[scoffs]
425
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,778
You answer.
426
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:19,690
427
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:27,700
428
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:35,700
429
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,742
There are other hedges
430
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,745
and other safe houses.
431
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,447
I want to know where.
432
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:50,210
433
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:53,293
[both panting]
434
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:58,100
435
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:03,120
436
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,266
Quentin?
437
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,771
Quentin!
438
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,374
Where have you been?
439
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,605
You're late,
and this is mandatory!
440
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,742
[dramatic music]
441
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,246
[cheers and applause]
442
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,916
Welters is
a game of circumstances.
443
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,577
Simply put,
444
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,046
we beat that squad
of flower-power ass-clowns
445
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,116
by casting
to capture those squares,
446
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,555
but the squares
won't make that easy.
447
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,661
Each one represents
a different location
448
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,664
and a different
set of circumstances,
449
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,726
so you can't just cast.
450
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,395
You actually have to know
how to cast
451
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,171
for those complications,
452
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,072
then adjust in a dozen ways.
453
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,305
If you get
any one of them wrong,
454
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,180
the whole thing goes to hell.
455
00:20:46,181 --> 00:20:48,079
[audience groans]
456
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,351
[inhales sharply]
[laughter]
457
00:20:49,352 --> 00:20:52,079
[cheers and applause]
458
00:20:52,085 --> 00:21:00,085
♪ ♪
459
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:06,220
460
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:12,460
461
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,607
[cheers and applause]
462
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,338
♪ ♪
463
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,184
[echoing] Will you stop saying
"brain cancer"
464
00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:23,179
like it's brain cancer?
465
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,822
Sometimes trying to fix
something only makes it worse.
466
00:21:25,823 --> 00:21:27,548
- Quentin.
- Quentin.
467
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,484
- Quentin.
- Quentin.
468
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,489
Quentin!
469
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,491
[crowd murmuring]
470
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,464
Get your head out of your twat
and throw the damn globe.
471
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:38,733
[chuckles]
472
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:46,640
473
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:53,330
474
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,206
Are you okay?
475
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,214
I'm fine.
476
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,216
[tense music]
477
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:06,858
♪ ♪
478
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,027
crowd: Oh!
479
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,258
[cheers and applause]
480
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:17,703
♪ ♪
481
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,604
Are you sure
you want to do that?
482
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,836
[dramatic music]
483
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,379
[whispering in foreign language]
484
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:35,380
♪ ♪
485
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,940
486
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,789
[wind howling]
487
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,396
[crowd exclaiming]
488
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:47,397
Q, are you controlling this?
489
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,568
[screams]
Do something, Q!
490
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,639
[wind whooshing]
491
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:57,030
492
00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:00,043
[dramatic music]
493
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:07,116
♪ ♪
494
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:09,910
495
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,722
[cheers and applause]
496
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:16,725
One spell so powerful,
it wiped the whole board.
497
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,359
To Quentin!
498
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:19,898
[all cheering]
499
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,629
[upbeat music]
500
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,069
Q, come on.
Celebrate.
501
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,970
Who knew you had it in you?
502
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,272
Easily worth whatever it's gonna
cost to replace the roof.
503
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,705
I don't care.
504
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,910
I get your dad is sick,
505
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,651
but like it or not, you still
have to think about your future,
506
00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:38,079
and this matters for that.
507
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,484
One of the mentors
came up to me after the game
508
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:40,815
and asked me to come
to the Fertile Crescent
509
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,620
to stalk a river dragon.
510
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,092
[scoffs]
I said no, 'cause grand scheme,
511
00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:46,558
none of that matters.
512
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,259
Why do you think
you were able to do that?
513
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,500
Please tell me someone
has pointed out to you
514
00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:54,627
that magic doesn't come
from sunshine and ice cream,
515
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,668
for any of us.
516
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,169
[exhales sharply]
517
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,472
What you're born with,
518
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,176
what gets slammed
on you as a kid,
519
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,637
what happens now,
like your dad...
520
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:09,600
521
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:13,015
A great way
to get the things you want
522
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:16,188
is to be so miserable,
523
00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:18,519
you don't want them anymore.
524
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,693
What kind of system is that?
525
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:24,094
You know, why can't it run on...
526
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,356
love...
527
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:29,265
or cocaine or something?
528
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,598
[chuckles]
529
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:35,040
It's the universe
deep-dicking us.
530
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,371
Lie back and try and enjoy it.
531
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:38,636
♪ ♪
532
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,354
[both laugh]
533
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:48,810
534
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,221
- Hi there.
- Hello.
535
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:56,628
- Pete sent me.
- Uh...
536
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,699
- Show us your stars.
- I can do you one better.
537
00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:04,650
538
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,570
Um...
539
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:08,406
Uh, yeah.
Um...
540
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,467
Welcome.
541
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,500
542
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:15,782
So... what's your name?
543
00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:19,140
544
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,151
Wa... this is it?
545
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,653
- How do you mean?
- This is all you have?
546
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,156
[scoffs]
547
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,526
Well, if you know so much,
why don't you show us?
548
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:31,096
No, I didn't come here to teach.
549
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,757
At least show us that
cool cloud thing again?
550
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,502
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
551
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:40,071
[both laughing]
552
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,012
- What day of the week is it?
- [grunts]
553
00:25:42,013 --> 00:25:44,776
Ah, you are asking
the wrong guy.
554
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,837
[both groan]
555
00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:53,160
556
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,185
What is this?
557
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,847
[hip-hop music]
558
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,516
[man rapping
in foreign language]
559
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,359
[chuckles]
You joining the navy?
560
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,390
♪ ♪
561
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,626
Hey...
562
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,631
what's wrong?
563
00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:11,744
It's to stop myself from
traveling to an early grave.
564
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:14,737
♪ ♪
565
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,870
Come on,
you're looking at it all wrong.
566
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:20,206
Look, every idiot on the planet
567
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,480
busts their ass.
For what?
568
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:25,981
To buy the freedom
that you got for free.
569
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,385
It's not free
if I can't control it.
570
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,887
Well, then figure out how.
571
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:34,159
If you do, you could go
anywhere, any time.
572
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,628
I mean, look, not for nothing,
573
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:39,998
but you could be the
greatest thief who ever lived.
574
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,466
[both laugh]
575
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,927
I'm serious.
576
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,266
- Come on.
- What am I gonna steal?
577
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,973
Hmm, well...
578
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,906
Could start by stealing me
a sandwich.
579
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,841
[both laugh]
580
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,576
♪ ♪
581
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:58,249
The day drinking losers
582
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,550
absolutely do not fulfill
the terms of our agreement.
583
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,256
Our agreement?
584
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,487
I want somewhere better,
585
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,393
some place with real magic.
586
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,850
587
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,295
Please.
588
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,468
[sighs]
589
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,269
It's the number two
safe house in the city.
590
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,038
What?
In all of New York?
591
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:23,669
- A city of 8 million people?
- They got good magic.
592
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,306
It's not their fault that
593
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,781
they're the tortoise
and you're the hare.
594
00:27:26,782 --> 00:27:28,148
They're not even in the race.
595
00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:30,007
Look, you want something better,
596
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:32,846
get out of town;
go to where the talent is.
597
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,752
You think the safe house
in Hoboken's gonna be better?
598
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,810
599
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:41,226
There's this place
in the Mali desert.
600
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:44,627
The marabouts have
this object magic
601
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:47,699
like nothing we have here.
602
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,500
We could go.
603
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,070
- Together.
- Oh.
604
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,871
Can't.
605
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,907
Why?
606
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,908
Because I love my boyfriend.
607
00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:01,246
[scoffs]
You slept with me two days ago.
608
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:03,547
You're welcome.
609
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:07,149
That's a pretty loose fucking
definition of love.
610
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,487
What, you think that
you and James
611
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:12,388
are gonna grow old together?
612
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,926
He doesn't know the most
important thing about you.
613
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,257
- Then I'll tell him.
- You can't.
614
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,262
Why?
Marina's rules?
615
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,232
Because it's dangerous,
for both of you.
616
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,833
Marina's rules no longer apply.
617
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,665
Julia, you're making a mistake.
618
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:27,500
Give me spells,
and I won't do it.
619
00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:30,106
[scoffs]
Right.
620
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,509
[sighs]
621
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,510
[foreboding music]
622
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:42,513
♪ ♪
623
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,616
[voices whispering indistinctly]
624
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,194
Please help.
[whimpers]
625
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:48,593
Okay, I hear you.
626
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:52,063
[crying]
Please help me.
627
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,800
Please come for me.
628
00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,601
Please help.
629
00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,803
- Who the fuck are you?
- Let me out of here!
630
00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,566
- Lady!
- Someone help me.
631
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,535
Come on, can you hear me?
632
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:11,149
♪ ♪
633
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,150
[woman screams]
634
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,088
Please help!
Please help me!
635
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,089
[crying]
636
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,191
Let me out of here.
637
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:27,132
You can't keep doing this to me.
638
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:30,633
[suspenseful music]
639
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:33,096
Whoa.
640
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,135
Okay.
641
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:38,409
[chuckles]
Astral projection.
642
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,440
[sobbing]
643
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:43,446
All right, safety first.
644
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,579
♪ ♪
645
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,485
Please.
646
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:51,987
- Help.
- Hello?
647
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,061
Hello?
648
00:29:54,070 --> 00:30:00,420
649
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,432
[dramatic music]
650
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,335
♪ ♪
651
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,637
No...
[crying]
652
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,307
Let me out of here!
653
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,538
You sound talkative today,
Victoria.
654
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,549
Are you ready to talk?
655
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,480
[ominous music]
656
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:23,386
I can wait all day.
657
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,289
♪ ♪
658
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,361
[gasping]
659
00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:33,100
660
00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:39,120
661
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,638
Hey!
662
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:44,008
You lied to me.
663
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,578
First one in 35 years?
664
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:49,109
Yes, there was a girl
several years ago.
665
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,648
Yeah, well, I saw her,
666
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:52,979
while I was astral ghosting
into some dungeon.
667
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,845
Turns out she's part of that
668
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,924
incredibly famous
third year class,
669
00:30:56,925 --> 00:30:59,522
the missing third year class.
670
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,455
I didn't know
what happened to her.
671
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,596
I figured she was dead.
672
00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:07,327
♪ ♪
673
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,501
You're supposed to be
my fucking mentor.
674
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,872
What the hell
do you want from me?
675
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:17,342
Christ!
676
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,211
- Can you get her back?
- Can I?
677
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,652
I don't know where
the hell she is.
678
00:31:21,653 --> 00:31:23,177
You're the one who saw her,
679
00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:26,050
and it's not my problem.
680
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,986
My advice?
681
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,947
Get that tattoo
as soon as possible.
682
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:37,456
♪ ♪
683
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:41,699
♪ No more smoke
on the dance floor ♪
684
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,200
What's your poison?
685
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,402
Um, I don't know.
I just poured something.
686
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,135
[sniffs]
Yuck.
687
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,840
I have so much to teach you
about drinking.
688
00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:53,013
It's a three-year program.
Graduate level.
689
00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:55,412
It begins immediately.
690
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,214
[chuckles]
Relax.
691
00:31:57,216 --> 00:32:00,576
This isn't some mentor week
full-court press.
692
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,016
- Oh.
- Yeah.
693
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:07,191
Friends don't let friends drink
Long Island iced tea, Alice.
694
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,992
[upbeat rock music]
695
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:12,155
Eliot, I... oh, sorry.
696
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:13,764
Sorry.
697
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,766
Um, Alice, do you mind if I just
borrow Eliot for a second?
698
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,069
Mm.
699
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,239
How may I help you, sir?
700
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,240
What do you know
about Cancer Puppy?
701
00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:27,178
Okay.
702
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,346
Okay.
703
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,877
[whispers] Oh, yes.
704
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,518
His name is Gerald,
705
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:36,187
but everyone calls him
Cancer Puppy.
706
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:39,257
He's sort of our
unofficial mascot.
707
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:40,788
Why does he have cancer?
708
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:43,528
Because he's 150, Quentin.
709
00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,429
The enchantment just
keeps him a puppy forever;
710
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,231
it doesn't stop him
from being riddled
711
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:49,632
with every single disease it's
possible to be riddled with.
712
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:53,065
They've been taking him to
a very confused veterinarian
713
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:56,342
in Ogdensburg.
Yes.
714
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,900
715
00:32:58,911 --> 00:33:01,911
[whispers] Hi.
716
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,582
What if I could fix you?
717
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,653
You're going to cure
Cancer Puppy?
718
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:09,770
719
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,148
I found a spell that might work,
720
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,826
but it requires a lot of energy,
721
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,127
and I think I might
have that right now.
722
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,129
[tense piano music]
723
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:27,739
♪ ♪
724
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:30,570
A little.
725
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:38,576
♪ ♪
726
00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:41,100
727
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,620
[whispers] Hi.
728
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,991
[sighs]
Okay.
729
00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:49,492
Okay.
730
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:52,855
[sighs]
731
00:33:52,870 --> 00:34:00,790
732
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,306
[dog yelps,
thud]
733
00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,967
Oh, no.
734
00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:06,036
You killed Cancer Puppy?
735
00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:09,105
I was trying to cure him.
736
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,276
The spell you were
attempting to cast is part of
737
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,715
a class of magic strictly
forbidden for all students.
738
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,159
It is also strictly forbidden
for everyone else.
739
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,017
- I was just...
- The best magicians
740
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,955
in the world couldn't work
that spell, and yet you thought
741
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,690
a middling
first year student could.
742
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:26,025
I had to try.
743
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:34,160
744
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:36,407
Why didn't you fix your eyes?
745
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,177
The glasses show me outlines.
I can live with that.
746
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,908
If I had to choose between
my eyes or my hands,
747
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:45,883
I'd rather be able to cast.
748
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:49,024
It's on the first page of your
first textbook, Quentin.
749
00:34:49,025 --> 00:34:50,851
"As magicians,
750
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,916
"we are the instrument
and the medium.
751
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,925
We are the chisel
and the marble."
752
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:57,057
- I read it. I just...
- But you didn't listen,
753
00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:58,429
did you?
754
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,766
Yes, you can
save someone's eyes.
755
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,327
You can even save
someone's life,
756
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:06,265
but you might alter
their soul in the process.
757
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:09,371
Then why bother?
758
00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,684
What is the point
of any of this, of magic,
759
00:35:11,685 --> 00:35:14,207
if we can't fix real problems?
760
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:18,283
We can fix some things.
761
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,418
So we fix what we can.
762
00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:25,240
763
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:27,617
[Tyrannosaurus rex roars]
Get rid of the flare!
764
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,756
Get the kids!
765
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,761
Get rid of the flare!
766
00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:34,232
[T. rex thundering and roaring]
767
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,373
Hail Mary, full of grace.
The Lord be with you.
768
00:35:36,374 --> 00:35:39,137
[thundering and screaming]
769
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,438
[Tyrannosaurus rex roars]
770
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,009
[sound on TV stops]
771
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,360
772
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,636
Dad?
773
00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:50,700
774
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,176
- Dad?
- Yeah...
775
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:56,540
776
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,055
Hmm?
It's okay.
777
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,487
I'm just, uh...
I'm just a little tired.
778
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,720
779
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,229
Curly Q,
780
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:08,630
what's going on?
781
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:11,169
You were right.
782
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,070
You do know your kid,
783
00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:15,106
at least a little.
784
00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:19,237
I could give a shit
about finance.
785
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:23,147
You know I just
want you to be happy.
786
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:25,116
I know.
I get that. I do.
787
00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:26,817
Come on.
788
00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:32,500
789
00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:38,520
790
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,530
[light orchestral music]
791
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:49,533
♪ ♪
792
00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:57,550
793
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:05,550
794
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:11,710
795
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,530
This is where I've been.
796
00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:16,532
[gentle music]
797
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:19,895
♪ ♪
798
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,835
I'm a magician.
799
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,708
[gasps]
800
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:27,609
♪ ♪
801
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,330
802
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,679
Hot stuff, hey.
803
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,885
You usually get me a scone too.
804
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,847
[both chuckle]
Um...
805
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,356
[clears throat]
I tried calling,
806
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,727
like, a lot.
Uh, anyways,
807
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:46,328
listen, uh, 'cause this
is important, so...
808
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:49,166
Okay, let me stop you
one quick second.
809
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:52,197
Do I know you?
810
00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:54,872
- This isn't funny.
- I'm sorry.
811
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:58,843
I think you have me
confused for someone else.
812
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:02,314
Um, sorry.
813
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:08,330
814
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:13,410
815
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,325
Little problem out here.
816
00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:19,728
Pete!
Now, fucker!
817
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,399
What're you thinking?
818
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,700
Marina could be back any second.
819
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,231
You need to leave now.
820
00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:26,366
- You're pathetic.
- I'm really not.
821
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:28,101
What is this,
some sort of sick revenge
822
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,536
because I wouldn't
screw you again?
823
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,871
I didn't do anything.
824
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,706
No, of course you didn't.
Marina did.
825
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,211
You couldn't get it up
for this kind of magic
826
00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,282
even if you wanted to.
827
00:38:35,283 --> 00:38:36,580
You sold me out!
828
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,549
It wasn't to hurt you!
829
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:41,150
It was to save James from you
830
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,653
because you're out of control.
831
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,992
You want everybody's help.
832
00:38:43,993 --> 00:38:45,659
You want to stand
on our shoulders,
833
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:49,327
and you haven't, not once,
taken any of our advice.
834
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,958
No wonder they didn't
let you into Brakebills.
835
00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:56,050
836
00:38:56,068 --> 00:39:00,938
[gasping]
837
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:04,339
I gave it a shot.
I tried to get into alumni week.
838
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:05,943
I just... I'm sorry.
839
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,754
I don't care about becoming
a magical podiatrist
840
00:39:08,755 --> 00:39:13,477
or cataloging cryptids,
throwing huge parties.
841
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,915
- Honestly...
- What do you care about?
842
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,116
I don't know.
I'm still figuring that out.
843
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:23,925
Well, then this is
the perfect place to be.
844
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,196
Oh...
845
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:29,127
Charlie would be
so proud, sweetheart,
846
00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:32,503
and you can always run away
to me whenever you like.
847
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,614
- [muttering indistinctly]
- What are these two staring at?
848
00:39:35,615 --> 00:39:37,107
Quick, here she comes.
849
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:39,779
Get ready for the first spanking
you won't enjoy.
850
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,338
That's actually kind of hot.
851
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:43,800
852
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,845
Dears, while you are both
quite impressive,
853
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,990
honestly, the thought
of working with you exhausts me,
854
00:39:49,991 --> 00:39:52,988
and I'm too vain to sacrifice
my looks in that way.
855
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:56,031
No, no, I mean,
we totally get it.
856
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:58,458
Maybe next year?
857
00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,933
Sure.
858
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:06,060
859
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,371
- Well...
- [sighs]
860
00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,708
What do we need her for anyway?
861
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,809
We can start our own
bed-and-breakfast.
862
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,478
Retreat.
863
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,209
Hotel.
864
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,748
- Bathhouse?
- Mm.
865
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,049
[both laughing]
866
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,552
Helps if you hold
a pleasant image in mind,
867
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,915
such as a baby,
868
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,758
if you tolerate those.
869
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:31,059
Circumstances are more favorable
on a waxing moon.
870
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,832
That's not to say
that it can't be done.
871
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:36,731
It's cooperative, so partner up.
872
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:39,795
[indistinct murmuring]
873
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:42,830
874
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,841
Lab partners?
875
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:53,060
876
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:56,187
About your dad...
877
00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,618
Yeah.
878
00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:01,358
[solemn music]
879
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:04,859
Well, can they fix him?
880
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,797
Can we fix him?
881
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,298
♪ ♪
882
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,631
- [sighs]
- Quentin?
883
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,935
♪ ♪
884
00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,968
You can get through this.
885
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:20,743
♪ ♪
886
00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:24,245
I wasn't sure
if you were gonna, um...
887
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,979
I...
888
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,545
I'm glad you came back.
889
00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:32,790
♪ ♪
890
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,791
[eerie music]
891
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:39,730
♪ ♪
892
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:42,800
Looks like "Game
of Thrones" fan art.
893
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:45,269
Super helpful.
894
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,770
You should ask
Quentin and Alice.
895
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,776
- Hell no.
- It saw you.
896
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:55,607
Penny, they're involved.
897
00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,814
Fuck...
898
00:41:57,816 --> 00:42:01,276
All I can say is
it was some kind of dungeon.
899
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:03,646
This was on the walls.
900
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,615
It's a...
901
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,626
[tense music]
902
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:12,957
♪ ♪
903
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,132
That's Ember's seal.
904
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:21,272
♪ ♪
905
00:42:21,273 --> 00:42:23,040
Uh...
906
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:31,041
♪ ♪
907
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:33,270
908
00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:35,385
Penny, I think
you were in Fillory.
909
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:39,017
♪ ♪
910
00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:47,030