1 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,840 [funky, rhythmic music playing] 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,720 Brothers, there is nothing wrong with femininity. 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,720 I'm for femininity. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,960 Making us less masculine? I'm not all right with that! 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,440 We have to get back to ourselves! That's right! 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,920 It's time for us to no longer feel shame for who we are. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,280 For having hair on our chest, for having sweat under our arms. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,320 We need to feel like men again. 9 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,240 [loud battle cry] 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,880 [coughs] 11 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,800 ROOSTERS 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,760 -[Merel] Please, come on, sweetie. -[Jason] No. 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,600 Please don't make this harder than it is. 14 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,120 I don't want you to go. 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,760 I want Dad to go. 16 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,640 -You wanna say something? -Me? 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,560 -[Merel] Yeah. -It's your idea. 18 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,960 -Uh… look, sweeties, come and sit down. -[Jason] No. 19 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,760 -[Merel] Yes, come on. Come sit. -[Jason] No! 20 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,400 [Merel] You too. Come on. Listen. 21 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,680 You remember the story about the bird and the nest? 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,640 [Jason] Mm. 23 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,760 This is our nest, right? 24 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,000 All of us. It's yours and yours. 25 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,000 It's mine. 26 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,080 It's your dad's. 27 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,320 But sometimes it's better 28 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,320 if Mom and Dad don't both live in the nest together. 29 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,240 And Dad's gonna take super good care of both of you. Hmm? 30 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,320 -He's taking us to McDonalds. -Oh no. Don't! 31 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,480 That's between us. 32 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,000 [Merel] Uh, no. Honey, no one's going to McDonalds. 33 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,520 Because Dad wants you to eat healthy too. Doesn't he? 34 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,720 -Yeah. -And we get to go to the movies. 35 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,200 Dad promised us. 36 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,520 [tense, rhythmic music playing] 37 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,240 [Merel] Ah, seriously? 38 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,960 On a school night? 39 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,320 Yeah, well, uh, I'm trying to make sure that my son does not hate me, yeah? 40 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,120 -[rhythmic music swells, fades] -[guys grunting] 41 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,280 -[Mike] Yes! Yeah! -[Danny laughing] 42 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,080 -[Mike] Whoo! -[Greg] Where you been all day? 43 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,040 With your new girlfriend? 44 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Ah, that's where all your energy went, huh? 45 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,960 Right. Tell us what happened with Anouk. You finally get some? 46 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,560 The first month is the best. You can't keep your hands off each other. 47 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,440 -Nothin' beats the first month. -[Ivo] Mm. 48 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,120 -Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. So? Huh? -[Ivo] Oh. 49 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,400 [chuckles awkwardly] It was fine. 50 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,000 Sorry. But fine? [scoffs] 51 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,120 Yeah. Like I said, it was fine. 52 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,800 Wait a sec. Sex can be anything, Ivo. But not "fine." 53 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,080 -Uh, I mean, it was a bit vanilla, but… -[Danny] Oh man. 54 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,480 As in, roll over and sleep? 55 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,920 -[coughs] Sorta. -And Anouk, what… what did she say? 56 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,920 [Ivo] Mm. 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,560 We didn't talk about it. 58 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,560 You have to talk about it, Ief. Didn't you learn from that course? 59 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,640 That was such bullshit. Come on. Saying it's all about feelings now? 60 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,440 -And the sex isn't important? -[Danny] Yup. 61 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,840 It's such shit. It's nature. You can't fool nature. 62 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,760 Exactly. 63 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,720 [Greg] Ief, you have to talk to her about it. 64 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,640 Openness is important. 65 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,680 Yeah. Just ask Pam, huh? 66 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,760 [laughs] 67 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,720 -[Danny] Hoping this leads to better sex. -[Mike] There he goes. 68 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,400 [Danny] Come on. Free course! Better sex! 69 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,960 [quirky, upbeat music playing] 70 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,360 [peppy music fades slowly] 71 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,680 Oh yeah. And Jason has his, uh, presentation tomorrow. 72 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,360 He absolutely cannot bring tomatoes to school. 73 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,840 So, no tomatoes. 74 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,680 [energetic music playing on stereo] 75 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,560 -Wait. He throws them in class. -[phone beeps] 76 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,600 Ready? Shall we? 77 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,320 I… Sorry, no. I'm actually trying to book a hotel. 78 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,160 -It's a bit… -[Ramon] Why? 79 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,360 Just stay at my place. 80 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,160 [scoffs] Isn't that a bit fast? 81 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,720 We can do it in a real bed for once. 82 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,560 [chuckles] 83 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,200 Okay. That's sweet. 84 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,800 Okay, 30. Let's go. 85 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:25,800 Thirty? 86 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,880 [birds singing] 87 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,960 [Stevie] Honey? 88 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,720 Do you know what this is? It was charged to my credit card. 89 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,000 My credit card. 90 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,480 Your credit card, my account. 91 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,960 Are you checking up on me now? 92 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,880 Five hundred euros for carnivore protein. 93 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,600 I never questioned what you bought with my credit card. 94 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,800 Well, you could have, you know? I'm not hiding anything. 95 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,000 And neither am I. 96 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,240 So what is it? 97 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,280 It's for my… for my course. 98 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,400 -The one against toxic masculinity? -Yeah. They, uh… 99 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,960 It's, uh… medication. 100 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,480 Kind of like those acai shakes you get, remember? 101 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,760 -Expensive. -Yeah. 102 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,840 But… it costs a whole lot of money… to become a new man. 103 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 [upbeat, funky music playing] 104 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,600 MEREL CITY DRIVING SCHOOL 105 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,520 [Merel] Hmm. 106 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,040 [door squeaks] 107 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,480 [doorbell buzzes] 108 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,000 [chuckles] Hi, sweetie. 109 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,240 [Merel sighs] 110 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,040 Mi casa es su casa. 111 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,280 [Ramon chuckles] 112 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,600 -Thank you. -Yeah, sure. 113 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,760 [Ramon] Mm. 114 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,080 [Merel grunts] 115 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,120 [Ramon] Hmm? 116 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,800 It's good, right? 117 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,880 I'm usually pretty strict about calories, but 118 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,720 I added some extra cream cheese in it. 119 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,800 We'll have to burn it off later. 120 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,520 Mm. 121 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:03,840 [Merel] Hmm. 122 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,280 -Mm. -[fanfare playing on TV] 123 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,720 [Merel] Ooh. 124 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,120 It's time for the news. 125 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,200 [woman on TV] Welcome to Hollywood Insider Today. 126 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,520 It's official that Jennifer Thompson will be starring 127 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,360 in the new movie based on the hit toy. 128 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,160 [woman on TV] Boys will be boys. [sighs] 129 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,680 -[Pam] Things are good, right? -[Danny] Mm. Absolutely. 130 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,000 Nothing better than a relationship based on trust. 131 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,120 [Danny] Hmm. 132 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:32,160 Which is why I think maybe we don't have to be so strict with all our rules. 133 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,160 What rules? 134 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,640 Well, for example, we have a rule 135 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,760 that says we can't date the same person twice. 136 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,360 That's a silly one. 137 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,000 Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? 138 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,280 Uh, no, well, there's a man who wanted to see me again, and I thought that… 139 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,080 No. No, no, no, Pam. 140 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,680 No, no. We have a very clear agreement about this. Hold on. 141 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,400 -Yeah, I-- -Wait here. 142 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,480 Article 7.2, "No multiple dates with the same person." 143 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,800 Yes, but that's why I thought we could have some flexibility with it. 144 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,520 -I have a feeling-- -Are you in love? 145 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,960 I knew it. I knew this would happen. You're in love with him. 146 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,160 No, that's not what's happening. Trust me on that. 147 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,720 -A contract is a contract, Pam. -Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,760 -You, of all people, should know that. -Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,160 [piano music playing] 150 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,840 -I like being with you. -Mm. Yeah. 151 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,040 [Anouk giggles] 152 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,040 Like we've known each other for years. 153 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,760 [Ivo] Mm. 154 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,040 Yes, I, uh… feel the same way. 155 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,160 [Anouk chuckles] 156 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,080 And, um… 157 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,400 -In bed? -[Anouk] Yeah. 158 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,440 It's really nice. 159 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,800 Nice? 160 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,400 -You don't think it's nice? -Hmm. 161 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,440 No, I just think it could be more… I mean, it could be a little… 162 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,360 Tender? 163 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,840 -No… -Loving? 164 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,000 Exciting? 165 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,520 Oh. 166 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,400 Um, just something different. 167 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:04,720 Like what? 168 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,880 I don't know. 169 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,040 Um… 170 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:14,320 Um… like, do it… by the fire? 171 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,080 On a rug? 172 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,720 Mm. 173 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,960 Or in the bath? 174 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,080 With candles lit all around us? 175 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,400 -[inhales sharply] -A bubble bath? 176 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,600 It's not, um… I meant more… uh… spontaneous. 177 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,240 Okay, never mind. Um… 178 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,920 It's, uh… It's… fine. 179 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,480 Really. It's fine. 180 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,280 I had this friend, and she… 181 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,120 she would sometimes do it 182 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,320 in the restaurant. 183 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,240 In the bathroom. Spontaneously. 184 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,960 -[door closes] -[both moaning] 185 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,480 -Okay. Here, sit down. -No. 186 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,560 -That feels gross. -Oh. Uh… 187 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,360 -[dryer whirring] -[both laugh] 188 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,280 Okay. Take me. 189 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,640 -Oh, yes… -Hurry. 190 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,680 Oh, Jesus. 191 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,840 -[man knocking] Hello? -Yeah? 192 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,960 One sec. 193 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,440 Okay, let's go. 194 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,000 [both moaning] 195 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,280 -This is more exciting. -Yeah. 196 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,600 -Oh God, it's making me so hot. -[man] Hey! 197 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,080 Come on, keep going. 198 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,280 -[man] This is the accessible bathroom. -Keep going. I think this is so exciting. 199 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,320 -Don't you? -Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. 200 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,720 [laughs wildly] 201 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,320 -Shh! Shh! -Are you close? 202 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,720 [giggling] 203 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,560 [both yelp] 204 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,200 [guitar tuning] 205 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,400 Is it raining? 206 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,040 [clothes dripping] 207 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,440 -[grunts] It's not working. -Try untying the laces first. 208 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,280 With Anouk, I mean. 209 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,280 She's really great, and I'm just an asshole. 210 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,520 I'm… just a superficial asshole. 211 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,120 Cool. So you're ready for another date? 212 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,720 Here. Tamara. She's 43 and a divorced mother. 213 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,840 I can't date someone. I have to break up with Anouk. 214 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,080 You didn't do that yet? 215 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,960 -And break her heart? -It's not hard. I can do it for you. 216 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,160 Nah. 217 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:23,600 Anouk, this is possibly one of the hardest moments since… 218 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,360 [gentle music playing] 219 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,000 Yeah, since my wife… 220 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,520 I think you're really special… but I'm really scared. 221 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,520 I'm scared to love you because I know that I could lose you. 222 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,800 Jeez, Tess. 223 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,120 And I just couldn't handle that. 224 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,720 If we're meant for each other, we'll get back together. Really. 225 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,800 [Ivo] Hmm. 226 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,320 But you have to give me time. Out of love. 227 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,880 -[music stops] -Great, do that, and I'll set your date. 228 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,880 [sniffles, exhales] 229 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,760 [bright cinematic music playing] 230 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,400 -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Merel] Hmm? 231 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,920 [softly] See that man there? 232 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,320 -Don't look! Don't look! -Well, you said, "See that man there?" 233 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,360 He keeps giving me tickets. 234 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,360 -Right there? -[Ramon] Don't point. Don't point. 235 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,360 [Merel sighs] 236 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,000 Hey, no! 237 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,080 [panting, grunts] 238 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,200 -What are you doing here? -Working out. Why? 239 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,400 Why else? 240 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,000 Oh right. You come here for other reasons. Hmm? 241 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,720 Since when do you work out? 242 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,520 Well, if I'm on the market, I'm gonna need to get into shape. 243 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,480 Enough with the tickets. You need to stop. 244 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,880 If he follows the traffic laws. 245 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,400 He won't bother you anymore. 246 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,920 [grunting aggressively] 247 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,840 How do you know? 248 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,880 If he does, he won't get to see his kids. 249 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,400 [Greg grunts loudly] 250 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,040 [peppy music plays] 251 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,840 [music swells, fades] 252 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,920 [Greg] What's your problem? You cheat on her. 253 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,880 Yeah. That's 'cause men can keep things separate. 254 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,040 -Women fall in love too fast. -True. 255 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,240 Pam says that isn't the case. 256 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,400 Women are great liars. 257 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,480 -Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. -You know what it is, Daan? 258 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,600 -Forbidden fruit is always sweeter. -[Danny] Mm. 259 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,640 -Well said. -You just gonna let it happen? 260 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,680 -Hell, no. No! -[Mike] Mm-hmm. 261 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,640 I thought the beauty of an open relationship 262 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,320 is that you trust each other. 263 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,080 The "beauty" of an open relationship is nothing. 264 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,520 Absolutely nothing. 265 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,960 It's all a big scam. This too. All of this is… 266 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,880 Wait. Sit down. Sit. 267 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,240 [gentle tune plays] 268 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,840 A NEW MAN 269 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,200 Today I want to talk about intimacy. 270 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,160 [Danny scoffs] 271 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,600 -[Bram] Most of you are heterosexual? -Yeah. 272 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,560 Who among you sees themselves as a homophobe? 273 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,560 -Stick your hand up. -Fuck off, man. 274 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,080 Homophobia is another obstacle for intimacy among men. 275 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,440 I want you to hold your neighbor's hand. 276 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,040 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Come on. 277 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,480 -Yes, physical contact is awkward, I know. -Yeah. Okay. 278 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,720 -Sorry, Bram. Sorry. May I… uh… -May you hold my hand? Yeah, sure. 279 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,040 -No. I just… I don't agree with you. -Go on. 280 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,680 We have to tiptoe around everything, and I'm, uh… I'm fed up with all of it. 281 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,040 I can't say "he" or "she" anymore. I have to sit down to take a piss. 282 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,920 God forbid I grab the bill to pay for a meal. 283 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,080 Then I'm the asshole. It's nuts. They're taking it all too far. 284 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,640 -Who is? -[Mike] Society. 285 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,120 I'm just over all of it, you know? 286 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,520 And I think I speak for all of us. Right? 287 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,960 We want to feel like we're men again. That's all. 288 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,760 But the new man is a-- 289 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,280 And that's why, Bram, I've created my own course. 290 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,840 -[Danny] What? -An appreciation of masculinity. 291 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,920 Sign up now. BackToBeingCocky.com. 292 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,320 [class cheering] 293 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,000 [students murmuring] 294 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,400 [cheering raucously] 295 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,480 Hey, guys. What is this? 296 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,120 You just came here to screw me? 297 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,000 No, I found it all super useful. 298 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,120 You can take your money back, and I don't want to see you here again. 299 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:11,160 Yeah, but isn't that a bit of a toxic masculine reaction, Bram? 300 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,800 -Well, great, Mike. Thanks so much. -I should be thanking you. 301 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,280 You gave me the idea for the thing. 302 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,160 -[man] Hey, what was that website again? -BackToBeingCocky.com. 303 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,200 [meat sizzles] 304 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,480 [Danny exhales] 305 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,080 [inhales deeply] 306 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,760 [cheeky music playing] 307 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,800 HI, BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ME TOMORROW? 308 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,280 [door closes] 309 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,960 -It smells good. -Mm. 310 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,520 Everything all right? 311 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,360 Uh, yeah. Work. 312 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,840 How was your presentation, sweetheart. Jason? 313 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,440 Jason, how'd it go? 314 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,120 Jason doesn't want to talk to you until you come back. 315 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,120 Greg, will you ask him how it went? 316 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,320 He's not talkin' to me either. 317 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,640 [Merel sighs] 318 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,840 Fine. Well, have fun tonight, all right? 319 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,800 [Sky] Bye, Mom. 320 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,560 Bye, my loves. 321 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,840 -Where are you? -Huh? 322 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,400 Where are you? 323 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,880 I… I'm staying at a hotel. Why? 324 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,880 Damn. You should ask for your money back. Bye. 325 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,600 [line beeps] 326 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,760 Man, what are you doing? 327 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,320 [energetic music playing] 328 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,440 Danny, are you sure? 329 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,720 100%. I called you as soon as I found out. 330 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,400 I can't believe it. I just don't see it. Mike said Pam was unattractive. 331 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480 [scoffs] Yeah. 332 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,240 Yeah. It's her mouth. She's got such thin lips. 333 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,280 -Seriously? -It's the pinched prissy lips. 334 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,760 Like a schoolteacher. 335 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,960 You never noticed? 336 00:14:59,040 --> 00:14:59,920 No. 337 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,480 -[gasps] -God damn it. 338 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,000 [tense music playing] 339 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,280 -See? I was right. -[gasps] 340 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,360 [Danny grunts] 341 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,680 Oh my God. I had hoped you were wrong. 342 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,720 -I'll follow them. -Go, go, go! 343 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,880 -[tires squeal] -[music swells] 344 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,080 [energetic music playing] 345 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,560 Don't get so close, or they'll see us. 346 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,960 -Oh… hold tight. -Hey! 347 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,840 -Careful. Slow down. -Do you want to catch them or not? 348 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,200 I'd rather not. 349 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,920 -How are things with you guys? -Good. 350 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,040 Oh, yeah? 351 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,640 The sex? 352 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,960 -What? -[Danny] The sex! 353 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,560 Shit. Hold on. Hold on tight. 354 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,280 -[Stevie yelps] -[Danny] Idiot! 355 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,000 -My girlfriend's on that bike! -[Stevie] Move! 356 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,120 [bicycle bell dings] 357 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,080 I'm so glad you wanted to meet up with us. 358 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,880 -Most men are a bit, uh, reluctant. -[Ivo] Mm. 359 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,400 You like football? Ajax! 360 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,880 Feyenoord. 361 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,000 -Lego? -Kid stuff. 362 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,240 [Ivo] Mm. 363 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,600 I'm gonna powder my nose. 364 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,840 -I'll let you two get acquainted. -[Ivo] Mm. 365 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,360 [whimsical music playing] 366 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,200 I'm gonna kill you in your sleep. 367 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,560 -Daddy! -[father] Hey, Muppet. 368 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,400 -Do you have everything, honey? -Yeah. 369 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,760 -Yeah? There's soup at the house. -Hey. 370 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,240 -Ivo. -[father] Hi. 371 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,520 Um… 372 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,600 Okay. You have fun with Dad. Mwah. 373 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,880 And don't call. 374 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,880 Mommy's gonna be… busy today. 375 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,840 [whimsical music swells, fades] 376 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,400 -[Stevie] How do you know they're here? -[Danny] Find My Phone. 377 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,000 Okay. I'll take the first floor. You take the second. 378 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,360 [quirky music playing] 379 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,040 Hi. I'm with the management team, and I wanted to see if you got the robe. 380 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,600 It's, uh… part of our loyalty program. Enjoy. 381 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,280 Room service? 382 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,960 Um, wrong room. 383 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,920 [Danny] Oh, sorry. My mistake. Wrong room. 384 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,880 -[Danny sighs] -[Pam] Thank you. 385 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560 Oh! 386 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,680 Mike, you hypocrite! 387 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,080 Ah. Show yourself! Coward. 388 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,560 [quirky music ends] 389 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,800 -[chuckles] -This is, uh, Peter. 390 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,840 -You said you had an agreement. -Uh, yes. Yeah. That's true. 391 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,200 I just came to, uh… You know, I wanted to make sure, um… 392 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,400 Well, to check if, uh… everything was going well. 393 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,080 -Oh, Jesus. -[Danny] Enjoy the champagne. 394 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,200 And each other. 395 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,480 Yeah. 396 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,680 -[cheeky music playing] -[door opens] 397 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,160 -[sighs] -Have you found them yet? 398 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,360 Uh, Pam? Yes, I did. [chuckles] 399 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,280 -And where's Mike, then? -That, I don't know. 400 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,240 That's between you two, Stevie. It's not my business. 401 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,280 -But wait. What-- -No, listen. 402 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,840 Pam and I have made a clear agreement. 403 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,160 I trust her. It's just that I'm… more mature. 404 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,800 And there are some men who aren't ready for that. 405 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,040 They, uh… They do this in secret. 406 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,000 -Do you think that-- -Take care. 407 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,920 [Danny sighs deeply] 408 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,000 -[sighs] -You asshole. 409 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,120 -Sorry? -Why are you lying to me? 410 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,200 -What are you talking about? -I saw you with Pam. 411 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,440 I can't believe you'd do this. 412 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,760 What the hell have you been doing with her? 413 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,760 Sweetie, that's for my course. 414 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,960 Yeah, sure. Like the protein you ordered. I looked it up. It's not a medication. 415 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,360 -Listen--- -I talked to Danny. 416 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,120 He said the course ended a while ago. 417 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,480 So be honest for once in your life. Why were you with Pam today? 418 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,800 -I went to the Chamber of Commerce. -What? 419 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,720 Yeah. 420 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,200 I was at the Chamber of Commerce, 421 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,160 and she came with me to help 'cause I started a business. 422 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,480 Then she said she was meeting someone at the hotel, so I dropped her off. 423 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,400 -A business? What business? -Cocksure LLC. 424 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,000 I created my own course, Stevie. 425 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,920 "How to Revive Your Masculinity: Getting Cocky." 426 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,560 A course for men to "get cocky"? 427 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,360 There's a hole in the market. I've got 30 applicants. 428 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,080 I'm gonna sell them carnivore protein for five times the price. 429 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,720 This is what you got from your men's course? 430 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,320 That men aren't cocky enough? 431 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,800 It's genius, right? 432 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,200 It's just… [laughs] It's gonna be a success, really. 433 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,840 I… I feel it. 434 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,640 Everything will go back to normal. The money will be pouring in. 435 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,000 And you, my darling, you can lounge by the pool all day. 436 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,760 -I don't want to lounge by the pool. -Lounge where you want. 437 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,480 As long as you know that you don't need to do anything. 438 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,240 Your man's making bank again. 439 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,760 [cheeky music playing] 440 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 [Mike] Oh! 441 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,520 I won't be needing this. 442 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,120 Boop. 443 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,880 Yoo-hoo, Mommy's home. 444 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,600 The kids aren't here. 445 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,200 Oh, where… where are they? 446 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 Football. 447 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,520 Oh, of course. 448 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,120 -What is that? -I'm studying. 449 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,040 [scoffs] You're studying? 450 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,000 Yes, I'm studying, Merel. 451 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,320 Not to be a personal trainer. That seems pretty boring. 452 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,840 To be a detective. 453 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,520 How come you never told me about this? 454 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,000 Well, we all have our secrets, I guess. 455 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,000 Okay, well, I think I'll jog to my parents' house. 456 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,160 Get my steps in. See ya. 457 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,080 Oh, wait, honey. 458 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,840 -You forgot your… toiletries -Oh. Yeah. 459 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,280 You know, I stopped taking the testosterone. 460 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,400 I don't need it anymore. 461 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,440 The doctor says I have the levels of a 23-year-old. 462 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960 -Bye. -Yeah. 463 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,520 [door closes] 464 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,920 [under breath] Fuck. 465 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 [rhythmic, cinematic music playing] 466 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,120 [gasps softly] 467 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,840 [beer bottle opens] 468 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,360 [door closes] 469 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,520 Ah. Hey, you're back already? Was he not good? 470 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,920 Look, we need to talk. This isn't working. 471 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,480 Uh, why not? 472 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,280 -You've been so insecure. Mike? -I know, I… 473 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,440 -I just… -I think it's time for us to stop. 474 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,400 No. No, Pam, no, no, no. I love you. 475 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,680 Please listen. I'll try… not to be jealous anymore. 476 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,000 -Really, I promise. -I mean the open relationship is ending. 477 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,320 I think we should go back to our old routine. 478 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,320 Oh. Seriously? 479 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,440 Yeah. We'll bury ourselves alive. 480 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,400 No, I mean, if you insist. 481 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,640 If… if that's what you really want. 482 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,840 I'm exhausted. It's time for bed. 483 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,360 Yeah. Sweet dreams. Have the sweetest, sweetest dreams. 484 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,800 Yes! 485 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,440 Yes! Yes, yes! Bang, bang, bang, 486 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,160 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 487 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,800 [hesitates] 488 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,160 [sighs] 489 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,400 [funky music playing] 490 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,720 Greg. 491 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,760 -[slurring] Mama. -Where have you been all night? 492 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,040 -I… I… -Have you been drinking? 493 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,200 Pfft, a little. 494 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,560 -Come on. -Um… 495 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,480 Momma, why doesn't Merel love me? 496 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,120 Merel does love you. 497 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,280 -Oh. -Mm. 498 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,120 [grunts] 499 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,880 Then why is she leaving? 500 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,320 Sometimes you have to leave to come back home, sweetheart. Hmm? 501 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,640 -Merel called me honey this afternoon. -[mother] Mm-hmm. 502 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,240 [Greg groans] 503 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,720 -You just need to sleep. -[Greg groans] 504 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,360 -[grunts] -[mother] It'll be better tomorrow. 505 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,240 -[door opens] -[energetic music playing] 506 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,280 Dad? 507 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,360 [Ivo and Tamara moaning loudly] 508 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,280 [Tamara] Oh, yeah! 509 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,960 [Ivo] Oh! 510 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,320 [Ivo moans loudly] 511 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,960 [grunts] 512 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,320 -You want something to drink? -[Tamara] No. 513 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,280 -I'd like noise-canceling headphones. -Oh. 514 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600 Sorry, the sex was… so intense! 515 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,760 -Jesus, Dad. I'm your daughter. -Yeah, sorry. 516 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,160 -[Tess] And it's not just about sex. -I'm breaking up with Anouk. 517 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,040 This is how it's supposed to be. 518 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,520 [doorbell ringing] 519 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,840 Hmm? 520 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,840 It's Anouk. 521 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,640 I'm not here. 522 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,240 -No. No, no, no, no. Don't do it. -[intercom buzzes] 523 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,520 -Tess, what are you doing? -[Tess] You can't just ghost people, Dad. 524 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,840 -Hi. -Hi. I'm here to see Ivo. 525 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,880 -Mm. Come in. -You must be Tess. 526 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,560 -Yes. Yeah. -Well, how nice. Great to meet you. 527 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,000 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 528 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,080 Dad? 529 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,840 Uh… 530 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,240 He's right here. Behind the couch. 531 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,240 I found it. [chuckles] 532 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,440 -Hey. -Hey. 533 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,960 You miss me? 534 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,400 Ah. Yes. 535 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,640 -Thai! -Oh. 536 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,280 I wasn't sure what you liked, so I got it all for you. 537 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,040 Wow. [chuckles] 538 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,320 Um… 539 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,800 How about we go on… like, a picnic outing? 540 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,360 [yawns] So tired! I'm going to bed. Bye. 541 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,240 Oh, well, 'kay. Night night. 542 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,800 -[quietly] Hi. -[yelps] 543 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,080 -[door closes] -[Ivo chuckles awkwardly] 544 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,000 So fun, this picnic. 545 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,960 And so spontaneous. 546 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,320 [both chuckle] 547 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,840 [Anouk] Mm! 548 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,800 Anouk, uh, we need to talk. 549 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,520 Yeah? 550 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,840 I think you're so special. 551 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,640 -So beautiful. -[sighs] 552 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,640 [softly] But I'm so scared. 553 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,440 [gentle music playing] 554 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,720 Scared to love you because it means I could also lose you. 555 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,880 And that… 556 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,440 Oh, jeez, Ivo… 557 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,560 Hmm? 558 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,800 Uh, and that… that, I wouldn't be able to handle. 559 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,400 Look, if we're meant for each other, we'll find our way back. 560 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,200 But you have to give me some time. 561 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,960 Out of love? 562 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,040 Yeah? 563 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,320 -Mm-hmm. -[Ivo sighs] 564 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,120 -We'll go to therapy. -Sorry? 565 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,240 I understand that you're struggling with something, 566 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,160 and I'm going to help you through it. 567 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,360 No, no. No, I don't need that. Uh, it's just better if… 568 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,120 Wait. What? What are you saying? 569 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,320 [scoffs] A break-up? 570 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,640 Is that what this is? 571 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,840 The sex is really not good. 572 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,400 Uh… That's what it's about? 573 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,960 No. No, it's… [splutters] Of course not. 574 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,440 Oh wow. 575 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,960 Jesus. 576 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,120 You act like you're this sweet, loving, tender guy, 577 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,680 but you're just one more of those macho guys 578 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,720 who only thinks with his tiny little prick. 579 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,120 You're just as sexist as all the rest! 580 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720 Anouk. 581 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,640 [Mike] It's true that men make a mess of things. 582 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,720 And women don't like messes. 583 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,160 From the moment you get out of bed, 584 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,840 the world tells men, "You need to change who you are." 585 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,840 But one can wonder, "What do women really want?" 586 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,040 A vulnerable, compassionate man? 587 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,080 Or the macho guy from all the perfume ads? 588 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,000 He's diving off a cliff and climbing onto his own yacht. 589 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,320 The bulge in his trunks, ready for action. 590 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,840 Ask yourself, "Why would these ads still be on TV 591 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,200 if there wasn't extensive research proving 592 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,920 that's the guy women prefer?" 593 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,440 Sure, equality is nice, but does it turn you on? 594 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,720 When did masculinity get so lost? 595 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,960 Find it with my courses. 596 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,040 Enroll today. BeingCocky.com. 597 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,000 Spaces are limited. Sign up today. 598 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,160 My God, that's shit. 599 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,040 -Uh, shit? -[friends laugh] 600 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,600 Man, it's… it's going completely viral. Di… Did you see? 601 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,560 100,000-plus views. 602 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,000 -It's true, though. -The internet will bury you. 603 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,200 Pfft. There's no such thing as bad publicity. And, hey. 604 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,800 You're the one I should be thanking. 605 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,120 It was your idea to go to that stupid course, 606 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,640 and it turned out great! 607 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,560 -Get off! -[laughs] 608 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,800 I genuinely wanted to change, and you… you changed into a monster. 609 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,680 Hey, listen. I'm really trying to help, okay? 610 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,040 I want to give them back their self-respect. That's all. 611 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,720 And get crazy rich doin' it. 612 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,120 [energetic, jazzy music playing] 613 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,240 [music ends]