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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Why's your door closed, Maxie?
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Dad, I'm in sixth grade.
I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
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Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport.
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Be back in two days.
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Please be nice to your sister,
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help your mom, and do not touch the drone.
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- I won't. Bye.
- I'm serious, okay?
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- It's not a toy. It's for my work.
- Yep.
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Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you.
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Thank you. Hey. Come give me a hug, bud.
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I'll give you two hugs when you get back.
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I get it.
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- Why are you smiling?
- Well, you're just growing up.
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- It's exciting to me.
- It's not. Stop smiling.
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I remember bringing you home
from the hospital
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like it was yesterday.
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Now here you are,
sexually masturbating yourself.
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- No, I effing wasn't!
- Hey, it's cool, fool.
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It's like you got a new toy...
The best toy in the world...
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And you just want to keep playing with it.
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I don't know.
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I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
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Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later.
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Love you. See you in two days.
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Amy, you are not gonna believe this.
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Yo, guys, check this out.
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My babysitter told me everyone
in sixth grade gets hand jobs.
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What's a hand job?
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It's when a girl jerks you off
until you "coom."
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And then it's your job to clean it up.
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- I don't think it's "coom."
- Yeah.
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C-U-M. "Coom."
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Middle school's way more
intense than elementary.
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If we're gonna get through this,
we need to stick together.
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Bean Bag Boys for life.
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Speed bump.
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Are your friends jelly
you're dating a college guy?
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Some of them, I think.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Wait, hey.
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- Can I help you?
- Retreat! Retreat!
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Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!
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- Hurry!
- Go, go, go!
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You know those fucking guys?
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Ha ha! No one can stop
the Turzan of Uzkara.
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Lucas, keep it in the case.
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Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
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600 now. I checked.
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- $600?
- We're millionaires!
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Yeah.
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Do you guys want to maybe go to
the skate park tomorrow after school?
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I know what cocaine is.
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Annabelle, get out of here.
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Bean Bag Boys only.
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I heard, at the skate park,
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the older kids will make you take drugs.
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We'll never do drugs.
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They destroy lives and communities.
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You have no choice.
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Mom!
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Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.
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Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey.
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All right, Bean Bag Boys,
finish up. It's a school night.
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Lights out, 8:30.
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What? You said 8:45.
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Hey. Finish up.
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I don't think I want to go
to the skate park.
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We're in sixth grade now.
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We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
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Ooh, you want
to see Brixlee, don't you?
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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This park is fucking lit.
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Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here.
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You know who's really good
at burns? Atticus I.
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- He's so funny.
- Atticus I?
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I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?
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Ooh...
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So, are you gonna give Brixlee
the necklace you made her?
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No, shut up. It's...
I haven't put it in the kiln yet.
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You always have an excuse.
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Thor, you never talk to girls.
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Girls are a distraction.
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Rock of Ages auditions are in two days.
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♪ And I don't want to be tied down ♪
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Max, come here.
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Hey, Taylor.
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People are saying you made Brixlee
a necklace in art class.
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Nice try, but I don't talk about
my art projects before they're finished.
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If she had a crush on you,
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would you admit you had a crush on her?
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Does she have a crush on me?
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I don't know. I've never asked her.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.
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Fuck.
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So, how'd it go, lover boy?
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Uh, she might know about the necklace.
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Veggie lasagne for dinner?
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Everything's coming up Lucas.
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I'll see you guys at school.
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Bye. Be safe.
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Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool.
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- Act... Act cool.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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What's up, Atticus?
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You guys want to see something cool?
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Hell yeah.
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What are we up to? What are we doing?
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We're gonna sip a beer.
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- Scared?
- No.
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I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.
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Bitch, please.
Soren has the record. Three sips.
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- Three sips?
- Three sips.
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Whoa.
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I'm already feeling something.
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Delicious.
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Careful. It's hot.
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Are you gonna drink it or not?
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I forgot.
I have musical auditions this Friday.
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They drug-test for beer.
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Thor, just admit you're
a scared little-wittle baby.
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No, I'm not.
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Want us to put the beer in
a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?
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- No.
- Sippy Cup.
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- Amazing burn, Atticus.
- It's not a good burn.
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His dad has two DUls
and has to take the train to work.
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That's a good burn.
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Sippy Cup, sing us a song.
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No.
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How about "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Bitch"?
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Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
131
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No, no, guys. He'll do it.
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But he just needs more time to think.
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Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
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Bye.
135
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Lasagna and soda?
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Don't tell my parents
you gave me this.
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This kid is hilarious.
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We're getting a divorce.
139
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Wh-What do you mean?
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Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
Everything gonna stay the same.
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We promise.
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Will we still watch This Is Us together?
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- Of course. That's our favorite show.
- Yes.
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That's our family show.
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Except now you're gonna see it
on two different TVs, you know.
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In two different houses.
147
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So you're gonna have to watch
the episode twice.
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What about Taco Tuesday?
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Taco Tuesdays are still going down.
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Matter of fact, you're gonna have
two Taco Tuesdays,
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just one on Wednesday now.
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- Twice the fun.
- Twice the fun, twice the tacos.
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Everything's gonna stay the same, so...
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Me and your mom, you know,
we're still best friends, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, it would've been nice
to have tacos together as a family.
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But how about this? We could
change it to Wing Wednesday...
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ And don't it feel good ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪
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♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪
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♪ Till you write me
you're coming around ♪
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Thor, inspired, voice of an angel, man.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine, whoa ♪
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- What are we walking on?
- ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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♪ Whoa, and don't it feel good ♪
171
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It does feel good, don't it?
172
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- What's wrong?
- That song always makes me sad.
173
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Don't forget, Rock of Ages
auditions are tomorrow.
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It's my favorite musical.
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I did make some
pretty big changes, though,
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based on my time in Holly-weird.
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I think it'll really inspire
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those of you who dare to dream.
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Sick.
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So, I looked at her,
181
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but she was looking the other direction.
182
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,113
But then she looked at me,
183
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,758
and I was looking the other direction.
184
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,513
So I think that someday
we're gonna make eye contact.
185
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,876
That's cool. This musical is gonna be lit.
186
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,996
Hey, Soren. Look at this.
187
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,435
Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical.
188
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,634
Singing is for try-hards.
189
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,629
No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke.
190
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,676
I was just crossing it off. See?
191
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,118
Yeah, whatever, bitch-tits.
192
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Enough. Let's go.
193
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,155
- I have places to be.
- Sorry, Soren.
194
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,476
Don't listen to Atticus.
His dad doesn't even pay taxes.
195
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,790
Doesn't matter what Atticus says.
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I've been thinking about quitting
singing ever since I was young.
197
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Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks.
198
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,796
Whoa. That's the best lunch
I've ever seen.
199
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,314
Yeah, my parents are being
super nice because...
200
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,350
Because they're great and...
201
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,874
they're great, and everything's good.
202
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,915
Ooh, wait. Is that a new earring?
203
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,195
Yes, finally. Thank you for noticing.
204
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,680
- It looks cute on you.
- Max, I'm not going for cute.
205
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,631
I'm going for sexy and hot.
206
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,910
Those are the only two things
I'm looking for.
207
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,833
- You like it?
- It looks infected.
208
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,394
Soren's so cool.
209
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,954
I heard he beat up Derek Bachman
and blow-jobbed his sister.
210
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,996
He blow-jobbed his own sister?
211
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,196
No, he blow-jobbed Derek's sister.
212
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,319
Fucking legend.
213
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,913
I think Soren's calling me.
214
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,071
JSup? JSup?
215
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,991
I heard you sipped a beer
like a fucking champ.
216
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,469
Yeah, I took a pretty big sip, actually.
217
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,875
Cool. I'm having a party tomorrow night.
218
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All these fools are coming.
219
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,720
You in?
220
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,513
You should come. Trust me.
221
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,192
Yeah, I'll come, but, you know,
I'll have to ask my mom.
222
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,555
Also, gonna be a kissing party.
223
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,120
You've French-kissed girls before, right?
224
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,480
Yeah.
225
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,149
Of course.
226
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560
Where?
227
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,954
Their mouths?
228
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,598
Yeah, dawg.
229
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,197
He's not gonna start sitting
with the popular kids, is he?
230
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,633
No. If anyone should be
over there, it's me.
231
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,872
We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup,
232
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and we just wanted to let you know
233
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you can always call on the Student
Coalition Against Bullying for protection.
234
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,719
Does this look like a sippy cup?
235
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,268
No, it's a fucking juice box.
236
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,316
'Cause I'm not a fucking child.
237
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,674
That's so rude.
238
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,638
Wait. Can I bring Thor and Lucas?
239
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,829
So random.
240
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,473
No, they're cool.
241
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,357
I'm trying to keep it
half girls, half guys.
242
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,555
You feel me, dawg?
243
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,517
I feel you, dawg, but...
244
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,158
they're my best friends.
245
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,470
We do everything together.
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
246
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,879
That's a dope-ass name.
247
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,632
Fuck it. Bring 'em.
248
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,639
I ride or die for my squad, too.
249
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,816
Let me know what your mom says, dawg.
250
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,910
Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs.
251
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,789
So?
252
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,791
Soren just invited us
to his party tomorrow.
253
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,632
- Soren?
- Yeah.
254
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,950
He said my name? He said "Thor"?
255
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,511
- Pretty much, yeah.
- Sweet.
256
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,376
There's also gonna be girls there.
You know what that means?
257
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,153
- Drama.
- Kissing.
258
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,272
So, do you guys know how to kiss?
259
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,153
- I have no fucking clue.
- No.
260
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,559
No, not at all.
261
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,509
Type "kissing."
262
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,352
Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs."
263
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,917
"Breast cancer research."
"How to find a bra that fits."
264
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,311
I have an idea.
265
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,273
"Are you 18 or older?"
266
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,793
I'm gonna click "yes."
267
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,313
We're not 18 or older.
268
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,550
This could go on our permanent record.
269
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,389
I'm your stepmother.
270
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,710
You are not supposed to be
looking at me in the shower.
271
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,656
Don't tell my dad.
He 7/ make me quit the sports team.
272
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,716
Get up. Get up.
273
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,159
He's in trouble.
274
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,071
You deserve a punishment.
275
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,752
Pull down your shorts.
276
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,354
Is that what happens
when you get a stepmom?
277
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,071
Ew.
278
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,151
No way that's gonna fit in there.
279
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,389
Get out of there, girl!
280
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,999
Where did his hand go?
281
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080
- Ew!
- Oh, my God!
282
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,757
Nobody even kissed.
283
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,074
Yeah, not on their mouths, at least.
284
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,994
My parents have a CPR doll.
We can go practice kissing on that.
285
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,149
Come on.
286
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,594
This is a really pretty CPR doll.
287
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,638
I guess I'll go first.
288
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,034
Stop. What are you doing?
289
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,394
Kissing her.
290
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,471
You can't kiss someone
without their permission.
291
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,397
Remember from assembly?
292
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,714
Pretend it's Brixlee.
293
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,756
- Try to be a gentleman.
- Okay.
294
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,478
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
295
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,714
Why?
296
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,631
- Why?
- Yeah.
297
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,358
What do you like about me?
298
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,114
Well...
299
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,189
you're sweet. You smell good.
300
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,395
You're smart, too.
301
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,040
You always push Henry in his wheelchair
302
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,433
even though he's super mean.
303
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,954
And just when I think
I've got you figured out,
304
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,758
you go ahead and start skateboarding.
305
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,478
Iconsent.
306
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,391
- How was it?
- Sticky.
307
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,236
Why does she have hair in her mouth?
308
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,800
You know what? This isn't
teaching us anything.
309
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,398
We need to see real people kissing.
310
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,755
That's the only way to know
if we're doing it right.
311
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,308
My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac.
312
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,958
Her boyfriend's always over.
313
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,678
She starts fires?
314
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,150
No, that's a pyromaniac.
She's a nymphomaniac.
315
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,754
Someone who has sex on land and sea.
316
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,035
Seriously?
317
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,200
Okay, I was gonna wait
till tomorrow to surprise you,
318
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,315
but can I just tell you?
319
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,198
- Nah, I'm good.
- No, you want to know.
320
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,157
Ugh. I can barely see anything.
321
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,800
I know we haven't been hanging out much
322
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,519
ever since I met Benji,
but I want to make it up to you.
323
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,999
So, tomorrow, I'm skipping school,
324
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,275
and we're driving to the city
to see Kendrick Lamar.
325
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,271
- Shut up!
- And we're gonna do Molly.
326
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,715
- You thought of everything.
- Of course I fucking have.
327
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,949
It's gonna be amazing.
328
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,678
Remix!
329
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,669
Well, Benji got us the Molly.
330
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,955
- Benjamin.
- Oh, thank you!
331
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,994
Look.
332
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,356
This isn't working.
Maybe we could go climb a tree.
333
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,192
No, they'd see us.
334
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,840
No, I just meant let's go climb a tree.
335
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,232
Dude, wait. I know a way
we can see them kiss.
336
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,908
I can't.
337
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,594
It has a camera. We could see everything.
338
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,711
We can learn technique.
339
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,995
It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy.
340
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,674
Of course it's a toy.
They sell it at toy stores.
341
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,716
My uncle flew a drone for the Army,
342
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,997
and now he yells in his sleep
and has crazy diarrhea.
343
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,230
It's messed up that he even
keeps it in the house.
344
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,191
You have to walk by it every day.
345
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,912
- He's torturing you.
- It's true.
346
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,816
It's like when your cousin
walks around in a bikini
347
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,239
and she taunts you.
348
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,038
If he finds out, you'll be grounded.
349
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,752
You won't be able to go to Soren's.
350
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,308
And even worse,
you'll lose your father's trust.
351
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,594
That's true, too.
352
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,318
She'll love you for who you are.
353
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,198
Yeah, a shitty kisser.
Remember the porn from earlier?
354
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,800
That guy didn't even know how to kiss.
355
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,480
He was just licking that woman's asshole.
356
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,154
- You want to kiss an asshole, Max?
- No.
357
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,593
Max, don't listen to him.
358
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,632
He just wants to go because
he's obsessed with popular boys.
359
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,870
Believe me, Max.
You don't want to go to Soren's
360
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,552
not knowing how to kiss.
361
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,234
Whoo!
362
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,675
So, tomorrow,
after you get some girl time,
363
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,320
why don't you come over for some man time?
364
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,336
No, I told you I'm hanging out
with Lily this weekend.
365
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,875
Yeah, it's just... You know,
it's hard for me not to see you,
366
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,279
'cause you're my best friend.
367
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,191
But Lily's my best friend.
368
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,998
Yeah, I get it. Totally, totally get it.
369
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,832
Yeah.
370
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,149
I'll probably just hang out
with my ex, Margaret.
371
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,151
Are you trying to make me jealous?
372
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,356
Uh, no. Why? Are you jealous?
373
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,310
Yeah, this isn't working out.
374
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,630
I know. You're not hot enough
to be acting like this,
375
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,837
so the next time you're wondering
where all the nice guys went,
376
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,798
just remember that you let one
walk right out the door.
377
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,394
What?
378
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,754
I didn't say anything.
379
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,560
I never want to see you again.
380
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,320
Are you okay?
381
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,679
Wait, where'd the guy go?
382
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,830
Who cares? The girls just hugged.
383
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,797
They are definitely gonna kiss.
384
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,199
We might need to get closer.
385
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,748
Do you hear that?
386
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,554
What is that?
387
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,918
It's fucking spying on us.
388
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,720
- All right, it's my turn to fly.
- Give it!
389
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,240
- I just want to buzz 'em.
- No!
390
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,718
You're gonna break it.
391
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,438
You want it? Fine!
392
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,236
Shit!
393
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,754
Ha!
394
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,751
Oh! No!
395
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,116
- Shit! What the hell, Thor?
- That was both of our faults.
396
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,872
Dad's gonna kill me. What do I do now?
397
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,635
- Whoa!
- What the hell?
398
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,948
We say there was a break-in.
399
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,996
They trashed the place and took the drone.
400
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,475
That's the most stupid
fucking idea I've ever heard!
401
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,348
Guys, guys. All we have to do is
just go over there and tell the truth.
402
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,112
Then God will be on our side.
403
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,951
Hey. Can I help you?
404
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,632
Uh, I hope so, madam.
405
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,950
We were using our drone
to follow a family of turtles,
406
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,315
and we thought it might have
crashed in your backyard.
407
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,072
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in.
408
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,280
- So, you guys like turtles?
- Yeah.
409
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,999
- That's awesome.
- Time's up, motherfuckers.
410
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,354
Shit! It's a trap.
411
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,396
You think I give a fuck about turtles?
412
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,516
We're sorry. We just wanted
to learn how to kiss.
413
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,556
Lucas, it's none of their business.
414
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,280
We should have just told the truth.
We're going to a kissing party,
415
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,470
and none of us have ever kissed,
and we're scared.
416
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,039
Goddamn it, Lucas.
417
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,635
I've had sex before,
but I've never kissed a girl.
418
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,356
Just go online and type in "how to kiss."
419
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,589
That's what everyone does.
420
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,914
Oh.
421
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,797
It's very easy.
422
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,376
Look, can we please have the drone back?
423
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,595
It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's.
424
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,560
He needs it for work.
Can I please have it back?
425
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,319
- I really need it. Please.
- I don't think so.
426
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,715
If you don't give it back,
I'll tell my dad you stole it.
427
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,256
And I'll tell him that you're a pervert.
428
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,794
- We'll tell the whole school.
- This is sensual harassment.
429
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,314
We'll tell everyone
that you're a misogynist.
430
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,913
I never massaged anyone.
431
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,313
This is what happens
when you don't respect women.
432
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,868
I respect women. My mom's my best friend.
433
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,674
What about me?
434
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,990
Oh, God, I'm so fucked.
My dad's gonna kill me.
435
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,989
You had to snoop on them.
You're such a feminist.
436
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,753
I'm not a feminist. I love women.
437
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,308
And my parents are definitely
gonna call your guys' parents.
438
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,560
We're all gonna get grounded.
439
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,318
Forget Soren's party. We're fucked.
440
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,789
Why are you smiling?
This is actually your fault.
441
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,672
This is leverage.
442
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,550
Oh. Bingo.
443
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,391
- What is it?
- I have no idea.
444
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,799
That's a tampon.
445
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240
What's it for?
446
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,880
Girls shove it up their buttholes
to stop babies from coming out.
447
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,399
An eighth-grader told me that.
448
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,429
The human body is truly a mystery.
449
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,390
Can't believe they still eat chewables.
The gummies are so much better.
450
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,755
I like the chewables. I want one.
451
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,992
Fucking childproof bullshit!
452
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,719
Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
453
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,195
It's the girls.
454
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,799
- Hello?
- You took my bag.
455
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,110
It has my license, my phone.
456
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,553
Bring it back right now.
457
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,435
Fuck that noise. I want my drone back.
458
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,431
I got this. I got this, I got this.
459
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,256
What did you
just say, you little bitch?
460
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,589
I'll take a shit down your throat.
461
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,376
Why are you talking like that?
462
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,913
Hannah, I have a little brother.
463
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,355
- You're supposed to scare them.
- Well, you scared me.
464
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,229
Listen, we were just trying
to teach you a lesson.
465
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,200
I promise you we were gonna
give the drone back.
466
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,190
No way. They could trick us again.
467
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,759
Or overpower us.
468
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,550
Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly?
469
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,596
Then we wouldn't be able to take it.
470
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,432
No, they're children. They would die.
471
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,352
This is Max from earlier.
472
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,113
Meet us at the playground
across from John Adams
473
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,316
tomorrow at 7:40 am.
474
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,790
Bring the drone, and don't fuck
with the Bean Bag Boys.
475
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,475
- That was tough.
- Very tough.
476
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,216
I kind of got a boner
talking to those girls.
477
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,456
We're still on the phone.
478
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,789
- Shit! Fuck, fuck.
- What the shit?
479
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,998
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
480
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,436
11,12,13,14,15...
481
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,549
Ow.
482
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,193
Don't come any closer.
483
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,078
- Why?
- 'Cause you could overpower us.
484
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,789
So, put the drone on the slide,
and count back from a hundred,
485
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,199
and close your eyes.
486
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,952
And don't try anything funny.
487
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,473
There are witnesses.
488
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,991
Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us,
489
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,310
so give us the bag or I will hurt you.
490
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,515
Do not test me.
491
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,636
Threats will get you nowhere, peasant.
492
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,073
Just give us the fucking Molly!
493
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,789
Okay. Who's Molly?
'Cause she's not with us.
494
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,480
Guys.
495
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,519
Molly is a sex drug.
Dateline did an expose on it.
496
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,598
You had us bring drugs
to a fucking playground?
497
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,398
There are children here!
498
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,516
- Shit.
- It's okay.
499
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,874
I know what to do.
500
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,398
We're making a citizen's arrest!
You're both under arrest!
501
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,840
- Get on the ground!
- Sweet Jesus.
502
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,216
- Up, up, up!
- Stay still!
503
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,071
- Hands up! Hands up!
- Stay still!
504
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,277
Get down now! Get down now!
505
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,998
Did you just reload your fake gun?
506
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,496
- Are you mocking me?
- Put your hands up!
507
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,589
Are you mocking me?
508
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,193
Anything will be used against you
509
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,191
- that you say.
- In court.
510
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,840
You know, you're the one holding drugs,
511
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,110
so why don't I do
a citizen's arrest on you?
512
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,679
Fuck.
513
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,432
Time-out, crackheads.
514
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,669
Oh, my God.
515
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,675
Deal's off. We can't let them
put drugs back on the street.
516
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,309
Look at those dirty fucking junkies.
Their lives are already ruined.
517
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,516
Let's just give them the drugs
and get the drone.
518
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,993
Maybe there's a way
we can protect our community
519
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,274
and get the drone back.
520
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,229
Stall them.
521
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,236
So, what do you plan to do
with those drugs, huh?
522
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,276
Take 'em and feel amazing.
523
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,839
They're addicts.
524
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,949
Yeah.
525
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,715
So, you been drugging your whole life?
526
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,756
- Uh-huh.
- Err'day.
527
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,989
Oh. Nice.
528
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,559
What's he doing? Hey.
529
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,877
- Yes! Yes!
- It's working!
530
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,075
- It's working!
- Yes!
531
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,355
'Fly it to the school!
532
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,040
You're heading for the trees! Watch out!
533
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,429
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
534
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,236
Fuck!
535
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,791
Those girls are lucky
I didn't kick their asses.
536
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,317
Oh, no! They found us!
537
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,119
- Oh, shit.
- They're on school property.
538
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,077
They don't care. They're tweaking.
539
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,276
You know who we need?
540
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,056
- No, don't say it.
- We'll look like losers.
541
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,718
- Don't say it. Don't say it.
- SCAB!
542
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,994
- Shut up.
- SCAB!
543
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,656
- Shut up. Zip it.
- Lucas, shut up.
544
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,318
- SCAB!
- What is that?
545
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,873
There's three boys in danger!
546
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,872
We're scared! SCAB, help us!
547
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,712
We're okay.
548
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,376
- We're not scared. We're... We're fine.
- Lucas, shut up.
549
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,992
Just walking into school.
550
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,308
- Average day.
- Jesus Christ.
551
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,278
Bullying is wack.
Get on the right track.
552
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,952
Bullying is wack.
553
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,594
Get on the right track.
554
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,638
Bullying is wack.
555
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,473
Get on the right track.
556
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,028
Bullying is wack.
557
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,312
When you attack one of us,
you attack all of us.
558
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,118
Your weakness gives us strength.
559
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,839
- Well, those kids stole my bag.
- Not today, bully!
560
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,480
Not today.
561
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,696
- What the fuck?
- Bullying is wack.
562
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,312
Get on the right track.
563
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,992
This is the best day of my life.
564
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,274
Get on the right track.
565
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,678
Don't worry, we'll find them later.
566
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,030
SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.
567
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,076
First Sippy Cup, and now this?
568
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,879
I'm two weeks into sixth grade,
I'm already a social piranha.
569
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,190
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.
570
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,748
If we don't get a new drone
by then, I'm grounded.
571
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,920
Which means we're all grounded,
which means no party,
572
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,433
which means no Brixlee.
573
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,156
No friends, no hope,
574
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,312
parents fighting, trapped in our rooms,
575
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,233
all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
576
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,074
So, Max, what are we gonna do?
577
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,637
We're gonna ditch school
and get a new drone.
578
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,995
Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max.
579
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,957
That could go on our permanent record.
580
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,759
Max's big old dick is pointing
us in the right direction.
581
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,752
Thank you. If anyone else
kisses Brixlee, I'll die.
582
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,991
Wait, what? Here's the plan.
I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's,
583
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,469
and I'm gonna sip that beer
so everyone will know...
584
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,391
That you're an alcoholic.
585
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,776
- That would be great.
- Guys.
586
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,553
The only place around here that has one
is at North Point Galleria.
587
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,113
That's four miles away.
588
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,034
Four miles? How the fuck
are we getting four miles?
589
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,120
You have Uber.
590
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,555
No, it goes directly to my mom's phone.
She'll know.
591
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,275
Then we bike.
592
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,189
Where are you even gonna get
the money for a new drone?
593
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,196
- What?
- You know.
594
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,629
Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way!
595
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,870
You said everyone wants to buy it.
596
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,995
We got it together.
597
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,429
And we're gonna
sell it together, as friends.
598
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,239
Come on, Lucas.
Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
599
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,354
Okay. Guess that makes sense.
600
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,317
- Yes! Lucas!
- Yes!
601
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,277
- Bean Bag Boys for life.
- Yeah!
602
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,157
We're being so bad.
603
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,910
♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪
604
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,551
♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪
605
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,159
I need to get rid of these drugs.
606
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,800
- What are you doing?
- Getting rid of the drugs!
607
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,950
I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.
608
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,712
It can contaminate the water.
609
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,336
Well, then we can throw it in the forest.
610
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,554
It's a sex drug.
611
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,074
What if a fox eats it
and tries to fuck a squirrel?
612
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,434
It'll kill him.
613
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,192
Well, then how do we get rid of drugs?
614
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,319
The same way we get rid of a baby.
615
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,038
- Abortion?
- Adoption?
616
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,317
No. We drop it off at the firehouse
on our way up to the mall.
617
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,994
That's a really good idea.
618
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,796
Ah. I just got a bite on our card.
619
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,472
Nice. Give 'em my address.
620
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,596
My parents aren't home,
and I have the best snacks.
621
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,592
PeterPan69 is gonna be here
in five minutes to buy the card.
622
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,511
Well, let's get ready.
623
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,672
I found all of these weapons
in the back of my parents' closet.
624
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,115
I still don't get why we need weapons.
625
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,519
He could be a pedophile.
626
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,880
He can't molest all three of us.
627
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,598
All he needs is one.
628
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,037
"An-al beads"?
629
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,793
AKA nunchucks, motherfucker.
630
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,074
Ooh.
631
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,632
- Yeah!
- It's not a toy.
632
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,039
[gasps}.
633
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,838
Oh, shoot.
634
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,879
They smell like shit.
635
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,469
Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.
636
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,028
- That's me.
- I'm Claude.
637
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120
Hey.
638
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,552
That's my mom back there.
639
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,073
Hi-ya!
640
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,752
Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?
641
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,313
What? No.
642
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,472
Lucas, if you were a pedophile
standing in front of three single boys,
643
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,869
- would you admit it?
- Probably not.
644
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,154
Then why would he?
645
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,391
Oh, come on. Do I look like a pedophile?
646
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,674
- Yes, absolutely.
- 1,000%.
647
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,829
That's not fair.
648
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,753
You look more like a pedophile
than anyone I've ever seen.
649
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,877
Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy.
650
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,110
Fine. You can come in,
but please take your shoes off.
651
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,240
You know,
I've searched the world for this.
652
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,318
Why are you bringing the paintball gun?
653
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,197
In case anyone fucks with us.
654
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,714
This card is exquisite.
655
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,755
- How'd you get it?
- The summer I moved here,
656
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,434
me, Max and Thor started
a dog-washing business.
657
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,511
We earned eight bucks,
and we used the money
658
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,670
to buy an Ascension pack,
and this card was in it.
659
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,358
Well, you got very lucky.
660
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,476
The real luck was meeting Max and Thor.
661
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,788
Fascinating.
662
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,656
We started calling ourselves
the Bean Bag Boys.
663
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,240
- You know why?
- Because you had some beanbags?
664
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,754
- That's right.
- Yeah. Genius.
665
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,159
You got yourself a deal.
666
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,036
Let's go. Let's make it happen.
667
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,238
No, I can't do this.
668
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,469
Sorry.
669
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,596
Lucas, get your butt over here right now.
670
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,399
Excuse me, is this how all
12-year-olds conduct business?
671
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,776
What the hell just happened?
I thought you were cool with this.
672
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,997
You said we wouldn't do this
if one of us wasn't on board.
673
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,389
- I'm not on board.
- Why do you care so much?
674
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,392
Why don't you care?
This card has a lot of memories,
675
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,995
and you're just gonna throw it all away
because you want to kiss some basic girl?
676
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,354
Savage.
677
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,512
Brixlee isn't just some girl.
We're probably gonna get married.
678
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,995
Every marriage ends in divorce.
679
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,878
Lucas, you're outvoted.
680
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,349
Listen, I can tell
you're lashing out with anger,
681
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,016
but Brixlee is probably
the love of my life.
682
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,554
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I get a glass of water, please?
683
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,751
Hello?
684
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,394
Hey, guys?
685
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,398
Hmm.
686
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,000
Yeah. What can you tell me
about her backstory?
687
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,320
Where is she supposed to be from?
She seems quite exotic.
688
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,511
Okay, listen carefully,
'cause I'll make this offer only once.
689
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,830
400 bucks to take her off your hands.
690
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,912
No. We need 550, US.
691
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,629
Fuck off. What?
That's my entire allowance.
692
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,109
Listen, Claude,
let's just cut the bullshit.
693
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,837
I'm the son of a businesswoman,
and I think we both know,
694
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,992
if you didn't want to buy the doll,
you would've left already.
695
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,913
Stop treating us like kids.
We know how things work.
696
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,798
So, do you want to buy
the CPR doll or not?
697
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,709
Fools. I'd have paid a thousand.
698
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,039
Anyone else feel like
he's gonna fuck that doll?
699
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,470
Whoo!
700
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,759
Yee-haw!
701
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,509
We should hydrate.
702
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,750
We've been biking for
almost 14 minutes straight.
703
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,956
I don't think I've ever been
this far from home.
704
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,235
I think I did a production
of Cats around here.
705
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,518
You're really not gonna sing anymore?
706
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,751
Yeah. I've never been happier.
707
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,557
- Just give us the drugs.
- Fuck.
708
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,871
- How'd you find us?
- Her phone. They tracked us.
709
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,232
We're not giving you these drugs.
We're giving them to firefighters.
710
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,875
Get help.
711
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,151
- Go!
- We're in a car, dipshits.
712
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,514
You're not gonna outrun us.
713
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,875
Not on my fast bike, nerds.
714
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,913
Good luck getting your car
in here, losers!
715
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,354
Shit.
716
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,354
Where are you going?
717
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Hey.
718
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,949
You're not getting these drugs back!
719
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,077
Just give her the sex drugs!
720
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,432
Peel off!
721
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,880
I won't let you destroy your Ii...
722
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,671
Are you okay?
723
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,955
- Lucas, are you okay?
- What the hell happened?
724
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,616
We were running away from our babysitter
725
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,096
'cause she was trying
to touch our penises.
726
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,350
- What? That is not true. I wasn't.
- Yes, it is.
727
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,919
- Yeah, you were.
- I wasn't...
728
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,834
- Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
- What happened?
729
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,114
Go, go!
730
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,589
Lucas, are you okay?
731
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,633
I think I'm fine.
732
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,836
Your arm.
733
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,832
Oh, hell no.
734
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,760
Yo, I'm-a call 911.
735
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,896
- Help! Help!
- No, it's okay. This happens all the time.
736
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,056
Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go.
737
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,832
- Help! Ow!
- We got... Come on.
738
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,956
I'll get the bikes.
739
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,875
Okay. I threw their phone
in a prickle bush.
740
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,598
So they can't track us anymore.
741
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,113
Oh, the pain!
742
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,474
Lucas, you have to be quiet.
743
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,391
Okay, do we have any ice?
744
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,232
No, we're in a fucking alley.
745
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,675
What about pain medication?
746
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,512
- We have the Molly we can give him.
- No!
747
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,776
Yeah, he's probably just gonna
try and have sex with us.
748
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,869
Call an ambulance!
749
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,235
- Mission's over!
- We'll get busted.
750
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,788
- Plus, do you even have insurance?
- I don't know.
751
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,438
- Do you?
- I don't know.
752
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,496
- I think I only have a deductible.
- It's all right.
753
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,431
This happens to MMA fighters all the time.
754
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,710
We just got to ram your arm
into something very hard
755
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,358
so it pops back in place.
756
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,395
Fine! Fuck it!
Let's just get this over with.
757
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,549
Ow!
758
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,790
- Come on.
- Easy. All right.
759
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,755
One, two, three.
760
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,999
Wrong arm!
761
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,991
- Okay, new site, new site.
- Okay.
762
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,389
Okay, lie down on your back
and give me your arm.
763
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,516
Come on.
764
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,398
All right. It says
this next part's gonna hurt,
765
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,311
that you should bite down
on something hard.
766
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
I know.
767
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,391
Open. There you go.
768
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,192
Okay.
769
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,191
- On three.
- One,
770
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,077
two, three.
771
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,936
- Just got a text from Taylor.
- What'd she say?
772
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,496
She wants to know why you aren't in school
773
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,200
and if you're coming to the party tonight.
774
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,071
Just write...
775
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,509
Okay, sorry. One, two, three!
776
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,318
Oh!
777
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,400
Let me help, let me help.
778
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,736
- Focus! On three.
- One!
779
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,591
Two! Three!
780
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,950
Hmm?
781
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,471
Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work.
782
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,916
You're gonna be good, man.
783
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,111
No. I'm really not.
784
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,112
My parents are getting a divorce.
785
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,555
What'd you do?
786
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,551
- Thor!
- What?
787
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,679
Sorry.
788
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,193
My dad's moving out.
789
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,270
Whatever happens between your parents,
790
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,838
you always got the Bean Bag Boys.
791
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,274
We'll never split up.
Bean Bag Boys for life.
792
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,239
You promise?
793
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,878
- Promise.
- Promise.
794
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,553
Come on. Let's get you some
Children's Tylenol.
795
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,278
- Want some help, buddy?
- No, I got it.
796
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,793
Okay, just do it.
797
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,829
- Hey, Miles.
- Hey, man.
798
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,016
- Coming in or coming off?
- Just got off a triple.
799
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,871
Man, I don't care if I get mugged.
800
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,837
I'm not typing up
any more papenNork today.
801
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,035
Cop.
802
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,591
Shit. We have D-R-U-G-S on us.
803
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,511
He knows how to spell. Just act normal.
804
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,034
- Pretend to talk.
- About what?
805
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,269
Just be normal.
806
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,791
What do you think about politics?
807
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,314
It's a complicated issue.
808
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,672
This cop's acting weird.
809
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,512
He's eye-fucking us.
810
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,953
Just act normal. Just laugh.
811
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,792
We're just two cool guys laughing.
812
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,033
We skipped school.
813
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,269
Lucas!
814
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,113
Are we in trouble?
815
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,350
Yeah, well, usually, I'd call this in,
816
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,115
but because you were honest with me,
817
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,600
I'm gonna let you slide, all right?
818
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,477
Just promise not to do it again, okay?
819
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,233
- We promise. Thank you, sir.
- All right.
820
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,958
That was a close one.
821
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,917
Wait, where's Thor?
822
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,079
Hold it.
823
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,479
Come here.
824
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,678
What do you have in your pants?
825
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,796
My penis.
826
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,235
Pull it out.
827
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,559
I also have a big dick.
828
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,033
Put it back. I'm being generous today.
829
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,957
- We also have drugs.
- Dude!
830
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,758
He was onto us.
831
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,472
Okay, what do you have?
832
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,439
Schedule I controlled substance,
with intent to distribute.
833
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,519
Brother, these are vitamins, okay?
Children's vitamins, at that.
834
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,119
- No, those are drugs.
- No, look.
835
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,270
If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too.
836
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,360
- If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
- Lucas!
837
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,674
Just leave me the fuck alone!
838
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,955
I mean, sorry to fucking swear
at kids, but fuck.
839
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,096
You know, I'm gonna arrest you
for fucking ruining my day.
840
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,793
All right? I'll take them. Let me go home!
841
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,878
- He's calling for backup.
- What do we do?
842
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,191
Hello. Listen.
I've decided I don't want kids.
843
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,816
- What's up?
- The cop's eye-fucking us.
844
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,308
We have to make a run for it.
I know what to do.
845
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,118
Well, no, it's not up for discu...
846
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,656
Well, no, you may be detective,
847
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,960
but in the marriage we're equal.
848
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,560
Wha... Just hang up. Who cares?
849
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,798
This is free 'cause I'm a cop.
850
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,759
What the fuck, Thor?
851
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,478
You didn't even care about my shoulder.
852
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,438
- You just wanted a beer.
- I can care about two things.
853
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,431
Yeah, you and your stupid beer!
854
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,592
- Now we're fugitives!
- Why are you yelling at me?
855
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,989
I just ran off without my family's bikes.
856
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,992
- Cycle Sundays are fucked!
- Guys, guys.
857
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,308
The mall!
858
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,876
- Yes! Yes!
- We made it!
859
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,349
Yes!
860
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,078
Come on, come on, come on.
861
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,871
- Oh, shit.
- Holy mother...
862
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,194
Goddamn it!
863
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,996
Great. Now we're trapped between
a highway and the authorities.
864
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,958
We wouldn't be in this position right
now if you weren't such a narc.
865
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,474
Guys, the mall's right there.
866
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,599
All we have to do is cross the highway,
and the cars aren't even moving.
867
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,036
Now, are we fifth-graders,
or are we sixth-graders?
868
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,030
Well, I'm going back into the woods.
869
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,157
I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels.
I don't give a fuck.
870
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,389
Uh, no, you won't.
871
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,238
- Oh, my gosh!
- No, no.
872
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,833
It's like a parking lot, see?
873
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,310
Wait! You stole another beer?
874
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,868
- What the fuck, Thor?
- Hey. You guys aren't the ones
875
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,349
who's gonna have "Sippy Cup"
on their goddamn tombstone!
876
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,396
God. Say it, don't spray it.
877
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,630
Get off the freeway!
878
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,835
Children crossing. Please,
879
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,640
- children are crossing.
- Get off the road.
880
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,078
What are you guys doing?
Get back to the side.
881
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,957
- Go, go, go, go.
- Fucking idiots!
882
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,634
Wait. I got a message.
883
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,793
Oh, it's from Taylor.
884
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,996
She said Marcus is coming to the party.
885
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,913
- He has a huge crush on Brixlee.
- She's definitely gonna kiss him.
886
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,176
He's the nicest kid in our grade.
887
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,760
Wait, wait.
I'm the nicest kid in our grade.
888
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,958
It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.
889
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,679
- I'm way nicer than Max.
- No, you're not!
890
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,751
You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year.
891
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Hey, she was already crying.
I just took her picture.
892
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,757
Guys, guys! Look!
893
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,239
- It started.
- Oh, shit.
894
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,590
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck.
895
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,113
- Let's go back!
- Let's go back!
896
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,594
We're trapped.
897
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,830
Let us out!
898
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,590
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
899
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,955
No, we're not.
We just need to time it, okay?
900
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,216
- We just need to time it right.
- Shit!
901
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,879
We can do this, guys. We can do this!
902
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,357
No.No!
903
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,956
- Max, no!
- Are you batshit crazy?
904
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,235
What the fuck are you doing!
905
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,953
- Oh, shit. He made it.
- Oh!
906
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,359
I did it!
907
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,670
Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now.
908
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,320
I know you're scared. I'm not, at all...
909
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,628
Shut up, Thor!
910
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,188
- Lucas, fuck you! No!
- Shit! Shit!
911
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,636
Lucas!
912
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,915
No! Lucas!
913
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,639
I'm not dead!
914
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,358
- I'm not dead!
- All right.
915
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,271
- You got it, man. Come on.
- Yes! Yes!
916
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,510
- Fuck you!
- I love you, too.
917
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,794
Now, come over here.
918
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,995
I want my mom.
919
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,433
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.
920
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,437
I'm fine. I'll just live here.
921
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,913
- I'm good.
- Come on!
922
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,036
- Come on!
- You got this!
923
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,838
All right. Come on, Thor.
924
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,559
You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass.
925
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,915
Come on, come on!
926
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,275
Oh, shit! My beer!
927
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,915
Oh, shit!
928
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,989
- Oh!
- Oh, wait.
929
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,957
That's my dad's CPR doll.
930
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,678
- Oh.
- That's my dad's CPR doll!
931
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,398
- We're not murderers!
- Yes!
932
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,391
- We're saved!
- We're not fucking killers!
933
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,118
- We're not killers!
- Yes!
934
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:25,920
Beep, beep.
935
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,274
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
936
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,793
- Pardon me. Sorry.
- Hey!
937
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,108
Excuse me. Got to get through.
938
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,315
Sorry.
939
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,079
Hey. We called about
the BD Rolling Thunder.
940
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,196
I'm so sorry, you guys.
941
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,989
Sold it.
942
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,433
Ha-ha. Nice joke.
943
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,272
So funny.
944
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,318
No, I did. I sold it.
Two girls, said they knew you.
945
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,198
- Fuck you!
- Jesus.
946
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,158
- I'm gonna kill your family, and then...
- Ease off the sugar, huh?
947
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,151
- Turn your whole family into zombies!
- Max!
948
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,516
I was gonna say...
You didn't let me finish...
949
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,112
They left a note for you.
950
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,390
- Why are they walking like that?
- I don't know.
951
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,079
How'd you guys track us?
952
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,798
We threw your bag in prickle bushes.
953
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,696
Dumbass, you told us
that your life would be over
954
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,517
if you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder,
955
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,751
and this is the only place
a child could get to on a tricycle.
956
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,713
Okay. I have the drugs.
Now give me the drone.
957
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,959
Are you fucking kidding me?
958
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,000
What in the actual fuck?
These are just gummy vitamins.
959
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,416
- Shit.
- Told you she was gonna check.
960
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,616
- Fuck.
- Where is the Molly?
961
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,995
- Where is it?
- A cop has it.
962
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,196
You gave our drugs to a cop?
963
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,508
Wait. Look.
964
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,919
I know you don't know us
965
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,513
and you think we're just stupid kids,
966
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,600
but just listen to me.
967
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,352
Whatever problems you're having,
968
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,714
drugs are not the answer.
969
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,075
Drugs just give you
a false sense of reality.
970
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,718
You may think your lives are bad,
971
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,633
but you have family and friends
who love you.
972
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,720
Can you shut the fuck up?
973
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,916
I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.
974
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,036
You ruined my passionate moment.
975
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,554
- Well, it was stupid.
- This day is fucked.
976
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,916
Benji is the only one who has Molly,
and he won't sell it to us.
977
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,911
Okay. Well, I'm sorry. We're fucked.
978
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,672
We'll do it. We'll get your drugs.
979
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,275
- The fuck we will.
- What the hell, dude?
980
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,078
Do you think he would sell to kids?
981
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,230
We're not kids. We're tweens.
982
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,473
What do we have to lose?
983
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,594
So it's a deal?
984
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,236
Max, this is fucking insane.
985
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,992
Just take your goddamn punishment.
986
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,440
Lucas and I will go to the party.
987
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,590
We'll cock-block anyone
that gets near Brixlee.
988
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,470
They didn't invite you.
989
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160
What?
990
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,270
The popular kids only invited me.
991
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,952
What do you mean?
992
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,793
They think you're kind of... random.
993
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,437
- Oh.
- But it's okay,
994
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,080
'cause once those guys get to know you,
995
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,674
they'll see what I see,
that you're not random.
996
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,795
That you're specific.
997
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,791
I'm not buying drugs.
998
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,456
- Neither am I.
- You guys don't have to.
999
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,233
I'll do all the talking.
I just need your height in there.
1000
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,397
You're the only one of us
that looks like they could be in college.
1001
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Guys.
1002
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,234
Are you in or out?
1003
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,114
So, you guys did all of this
for a kissing party?
1004
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,794
No. There's also gonna be cool boys there.
1005
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,950
I remember my first kissing party.
1006
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,713
It was the summer after sixth grade
at Manush Patel's house.
1007
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,150
Uh, Manush's sister.
1008
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,878
Wait, you weren't there?
1009
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,236
No, we didn't really know each other then.
I mean, we were in the same grade,
1010
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,400
but we didn't really become close
until eighth grade.
1011
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,878
Oh. I just figured you guys
knew each other for longer.
1012
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,520
Yeah, everybody knows you meet
your best friends in kindergarten.
1013
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,710
- Yeah.
- The only reason you're friends
1014
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,896
with people back then
is 'cause you live close to each other.
1015
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,310
- Or because your parents are friends.
- No. That's not true for us.
1016
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,976
We're friends because we like each other.
1017
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,390
- And we live close together.
- And our parents are friends.
1018
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,395
Okay, come here.
1019
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,191
Go in. Buy two pills. Ask for Benji.
1020
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,679
Do not mention Hannah.
1021
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,075
- Who's Hannah?
- I am.
1022
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,435
Oh. I'm Max.
1023
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,839
Yeah, I know who you are.
1024
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,388
Okay, just go in there, buy the pills,
1025
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,038
and then I'll trade you for the drone.
1026
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,513
Okay, if this goes bad, drive off.
1027
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,669
- Okay.
- Okay.
1028
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,637
It's not too late to turn back.
1029
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,631
No. We have to get the drugs
1030
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,314
so we can get the drone,
so we can go to the party.
1031
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,280
Hello?
1032
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,557
I am your daddy!
1033
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,312
You are my baby!
1034
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,868
Listen, you will stay down here and suffer
1035
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,030
until you learn to be men!
1036
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,279
Listen! What you babies wearing?
1037
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,555
- Diapers!
- That's right!
1038
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,517
Good evening. We're looking for Benji.
1039
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,470
Hey, dickless. Come here.
1040
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,915
- Yes, Daddy.
- I need you to go find Benji.
1041
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,479
Tell him he's got visitors.
1042
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,073
Yes, Daddy.
1043
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,037
I ask the fucking questions!
1044
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,712
That's your son?
1045
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,678
You guys can go sit your asses down
over there and wait.
1046
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,189
Whatever happens
to you is your own fucking fault.
1047
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,431
Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies!
1048
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,312
Listen!
1049
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,033
Four! Get up!
1050
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,755
Can I help you?
1051
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,193
Good afternoon.
1052
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,748
We would like to buy
two pieces of Molly, please.
1053
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,828
Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?
1054
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,071
He did, that fucker.
You guys are, like, seven.
1055
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,960
Oh, except for you.
I recognize you from Econ.
1056
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,109
What's up, man?
1057
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,195
Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids.
1058
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,952
We're not kids. We're tweens.
1059
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,679
Who told you to come here?
1060
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,149
Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out.
1061
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,515
All right.
1062
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,669
Stay there.
1063
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,189
Hey.
1064
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,037
How long do you think he's gonna be?
1065
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,392
Oh, you made me high.
1066
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,035
Ah.
1067
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,439
Tell me who sent you.
1068
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,960
Hannah.
1069
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,392
What? I'm high as fuck.
1070
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,789
So, this is what she thinks of me, huh?
1071
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,759
You can tell Hannah
that if she wants Molly,
1072
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,432
she can suck my dick.
1073
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,976
You shouldn't talk about women like that.
1074
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,036
The only time she should suck your dick
1075
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,951
is when she gives you consent.
1076
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,077
You can suck my dick,
1077
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,071
and you can suck my dick, too.
1078
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,515
What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?
1079
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,998
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
We do everything together.
1080
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,440
Get the fuck out of here,
you little fucking babies. Let's go.
1081
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,398
Get out!
1082
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,029
Hey, guys, wait.
1083
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,320
I have something in here
that might change your mind.
1084
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,308
Hurry up.
1085
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,958
Pledges, listen!
1086
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,039
Bitch! Now who's the baby?
1087
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,196
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?
1088
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,396
If I don't get those drugs,
I'm gonna be grounded,
1089
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,596
and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!
1090
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,319
Max, what the fuck are you doing?
1091
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,868
You sell drugs. We came here to buy them.
1092
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,076
So now you're gonna sell us the drugs.
1093
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,158
Do not test me!
1094
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,120
Okay.
1095
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,311
You want the drugs?
I'm not your parent. Here.
1096
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,674
Thanks.
1097
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,193
Oh, shit.
1098
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,834
Oh, you're fucking dead.
1099
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,792
What the fuck's going on down here?
1100
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,189
Whoa!
1101
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,356
She just dropped the charges.
1102
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,634
Oh, God.
1103
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,710
Holy shit.
1104
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,397
Max, watch out!
1105
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,352
I got your back.
1106
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,759
Thofl.
1107
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,878
Your ass is mine!
1108
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,514
Oh, my God, I just killed a man!
1109
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,874
Lucas, get the drugs!
1110
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,993
We were never here!
1111
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,954
Start the fucking car!
1112
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,439
Max!
1113
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,155
- What's happening?
- Fucking go!
1114
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,878
- What?
- Shit, shit, shit!
1115
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,355
Drive! Drive!
1116
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,473
Lucas, drugs.
1117
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,874
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me see what's in the bottle.
1118
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,596
Yeah. Of course.
1119
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,959
Okay, just give it to me.
1120
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,430
Wow, you guys are little badasses.
1121
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,590
'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.
1122
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,593
I don't know what that means.
1123
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,874
We have beanbags.
1124
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,755
It's been real, guys.
1125
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,672
Have fun at your kissing party.
1126
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,318
Thank you.
1127
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,279
Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away.
1128
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,480
What's wrong? We got the drone.
Everything worked out.
1129
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:43,229
Max. I got punched
in the fucking face, okay?
1130
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,793
We bought drugs.
1131
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,192
Can we just go home now?
1132
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,119
Guys, it's my dad.
1133
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,600
Hey, Dad.
1134
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,309
Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight,
so I'll be home in 15 minutes.
1135
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,834
15 minutes from now
or 15 minutes from later?
1136
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,798
Ha-ha, funny guy. I'll see you soon.
1137
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,270
My dad will be home in 15 minutes.
1138
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,616
Maybe he won't notice
that the drone's gone.
1139
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,517
He'll notice. He's very observant.
1140
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,240
That's why my mom fell in love with him.
1141
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,231
The drone has to be home before your dad.
1142
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,511
- I know.
- Just the drone. Not you.
1143
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,670
Just the drone.
1144
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,075
Okay.
1145
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,189
Here we go.
1146
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,153
- Yes!
- Yes!
1147
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,671
- Careful.
- I got this, I got this. Oh!
1148
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,278
Fly like the wind, Max.
1149
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,556
Yeah, uh, take a right up here.
1150
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,456
- I can see your house.
- There it is. There it is.
1151
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,357
The windows are closed.
1152
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,317
- Shit. What do I do?
- The chimney.
1153
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,071
- It's very tight.
- You got this.
1154
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,152
Shit! I can't see. I can't see.
There's ash all over the camera.
1155
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:17,395
Use the Force.
1156
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,789
No, I can do this.
I know my house perfectly.
1157
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:21,600
- I can do this with my eyes closed.
- Okay.
1158
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,073
Don't break anything.
1159
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,912
Trust me, I got this.
1160
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,837
- Yeah!
- You did it! You got it!
1161
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,115
- Yes!
- I'm the best pilot ever!
1162
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,200
Yes!
1163
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,712
- I think we did it.
- Yeah.
1164
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,756
Mission accomplished.
1165
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,755
Hey, Dad.
1166
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,152
Did you get home safe?
1167
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,674
Cannot believe I trusted you!
1168
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,875
I explicitly told you,
1169
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,360
- do not touch the drone!
- Uh-huh.
1170
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,960
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
1171
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,589
Dad?
1172
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,989
Dad, please... say "I love you" back.
1173
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,274
I need to hear it.
1174
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,075
Hello?
1175
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,559
My dad said that I'm grounded.
1176
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,310
Now I'm never gonna be able
to kiss Brixlee.
1177
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,834
It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.
1178
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,480
- Lucas, you don't get it.
- He's right, Lucas.
1179
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,472
This party could change our lives,
and you don't even care.
1180
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,073
It's not cool at all.
1181
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,832
Yeah, you would know what's not cool.
1182
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,638
What the fuck does that mean?
1183
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,278
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
1184
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,272
I love beer, so yes, I will.
1185
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,032
And you may think you're so mature,
1186
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,112
but the truth is you don't have pubes,
and I have six.
1187
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,256
You say you have pubes,
but you also say you drink beer,
1188
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,280
and I know you don't.
1189
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,591
- Stop arguing!
- Just admit you skipped the audition
1190
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,456
because you thought it wasn't cool
even though your voice is a fucking gift.
1191
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,552
And you always talk a big game,
and you never back it up.
1192
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,910
- Like on the freeway.
- Oh, sorry.
1193
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,151
I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic
so you can kiss some skank.
1194
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,838
- Oh, shit.
- She's not a skank.
1195
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,797
She's the love of my life.
You take that back!
1196
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,472
Hey, no karate.
1197
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,437
Stop fighting!
1198
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,630
You should never
call a woman a skank.
1199
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,393
You should never call a woman anything.
1200
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,558
And you...
1201
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,359
You made us ditch school,
run around with drugs,
1202
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,590
and lock a cop in a convenience store
1203
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,240
with what I now suspect is a dildo!
1204
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,439
What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?
1205
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,273
You guys don't understand shit.
1206
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,351
I have hormones flowing through my body,
1207
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,351
making me do crazy things.
1208
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,953
Do you even know what it feels like
1209
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,032
to want to rub up
against a tree all the time?
1210
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,351
- You think you're better than us.
- Not better, just more mature.
1211
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,471
I'm into romance and grown-up shit,
1212
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,755
and you guys are still
into little kid stuff.
1213
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,592
I don't even know why we're still friends.
1214
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,555
Everything you like is now canceled.
1215
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:35,315
Birthdays are canceled.
Holidays are canceled.
1216
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,072
Summers, canceled.
1217
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,639
Winter is coming.
1218
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,438
- I'm sorry, Daddy.
- No, no, no.
1219
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,795
You are no longer allowed
to call me Daddy.
1220
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,111
Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden.
1221
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,789
Underneath that cherubic face,
Devil lives inside you.
1222
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,310
I will always love you
because you are my son.
1223
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,272
But I no longer like you.
1224
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,914
Thorny. I just got off
the phone with Max's mom.
1225
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,360
Did you know he skipped school
and biked to the mail by himself?
1226
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,635
- He said that?
- He did.
1227
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,917
Promise me you'll never do something
as stupid as that, okay?
1228
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,513
I promise.
1229
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,936
And then
we ran across the highway,
1230
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,552
my arm got ripped out,
1231
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,029
and a fake woman shot out of a car.
1232
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,076
But we still got the drugs.
1233
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,829
But then we traded the drone for it,
and Max destroyed his house with it.
1234
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,434
But it was only because
he wanted to marry Brixlee,
1235
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,636
and now he can't
because he's grounded for life.
1236
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,994
And we got into a huge fight,
1237
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,576
and the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and...
1238
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,034
- Am I in trouble?
- Okay, son.
1239
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,509
Now, look, I love a good story
with a bunch of gibberish
1240
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:48,828
just as much as anybody, okay?
1241
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,840
And I know you're going through
a stressful time.
1242
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,155
But it doesn't give you a reason
to tell us fibs.
1243
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,673
I'm not fibbing.
1244
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,955
I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me.
1245
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,359
- I'm not fibbing.
- Okay.
1246
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,471
I think I understand
what's happening here.
1247
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,471
You think you're losing us,
1248
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,074
and now you're worried you're
gonna lose your friends, too.
1249
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,150
Look at me, man.
We'll always be there, right?
1250
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,599
Look, don't get me wrong. Ha!
1251
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,478
Me and your mom are not the same people
we were when we first met.
1252
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,154
- Mm-hmm.
- Tend to grow apart sometimes.
1253
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,719
But it's okay.
1254
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,119
You remember your hermit crab?
1255
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,589
- Herman? Yeah.
- That's right. Herman.
1256
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,399
- And you remember why he died?
- Oh, son of a...
1257
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,311
You told me he ran away!
1258
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,914
Technically, yes,
he ran away, but then he died.
1259
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,274
Oh, my gosh. How?
1260
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,319
Herman died because hermit crabs
grow out of their shells,
1261
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,710
and they need to find new,
bigger seashells on the beach
1262
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,189
to grow into, or they die,
and we didn't know that.
1263
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,840
So, Herman died because of you guys?
1264
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,751
The point is...
1265
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,070
you and your friends
are growing and changing,
1266
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,037
and y'all need to find bigger shells.
1267
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,076
And there's nothing wrong with that.
1268
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,789
Okay, look, you need
to blame those pet store owners
1269
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,633
because they did not give us
the information about hermit crabs...
1270
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,479
It's Lucas.
1271
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,399
You scared the shit out of me.
1272
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,710
I didn't want your parents to see my face.
1273
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,079
Why are you even here?
1274
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,310
I've grown a lot in the last two hours.
1275
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,470
My parents' divorce has really changed me.
1276
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,476
If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together,
they'll grow apart.
1277
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,595
I don't want that.
1278
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,591
I don't want to get a divorce from you.
1279
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,477
Then you need to go to Soren's party.
1280
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,233
- You need to sneak out.
- I can't. I'm grounded.
1281
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,754
Besides, Brixlee's necklace
is still in the kiln.
1282
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,671
Let me worry about the necklace.
1283
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,274
And what are your parents gonna do,
double-ground you?
1284
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,155
Is Brixlee your forever or not?
1285
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,916
Then you need to come with me now.
1286
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,117
Fine, I'll go,
but I'm not apologizing to Thor.
1287
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,475
- He's not coming.
- Good.
1288
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,071
Fuck that bitch.
1289
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,593
I'll go get myjacket.
1290
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,790
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah?
1291
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,199
Bring that dick.
1292
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,678
You said Thor wasn't coming.
1293
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,216
- What the hell is he doing here?
- I Parent-Trapped your asses.
1294
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,357
See, now we're all in
a bigger hermit crab shell together.
1295
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,592
It made sense when my parents said it.
1296
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,912
So, you took the blame for us, huh?
1297
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,991
Yeah. I thought about what you would do,
1298
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,274
and did the opposite.
1299
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,639
This party, it's gonna be an epic rager.
1300
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,273
Okay, Sippy Cup.
1301
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,271
Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad.
1302
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,237
Aw, don't you boys look cute.
1303
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,237
Everybody's in the basement.
1304
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,590
I don't even want to know
what's going on down there.
1305
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,830
Come on in, fellas.
1306
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,273
Hi.
1307
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:00,759
Hi there. Oh.
1308
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,552
Oh, my God, you made it.
1309
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,876
Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.
1310
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,989
Hi. I'm Max.
1311
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:31,749
Hi.
1312
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,678
- It's nice to finally meet you.
- You, too.
1313
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,200
- Cool jacket.
- Thank you.
1314
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,317
I got it all by myself, with my mom.
1315
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,994
I go shopping with my mom, too.
1316
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,279
This is going so well.
1317
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,917
Did you bring the necklace?
1318
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,473
Brixlee, this is for you.
1319
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,680
Oh, thanks. It's pretty.
1320
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,915
They're an-al.
1321
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,274
Ooh, fancy.
1322
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,758
I'm gonna wear this later.
1323
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,909
Thanks, Max.
1324
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,834
What's up, Sippy Cup?
1325
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,474
Not much. Just, uh, got into a fight
1326
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,994
with a bunch of men and, uh, stole a beer.
1327
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,954
There's no way Sippy Cup
is gonna drink it.
1328
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,392
Not only am I gonna drink it,
1329
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,116
I'm gonna break the record.
1330
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,350
I'm gonna take four sips.
1331
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,873
Four is impossible.
1332
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,230
- Soren can't even do four.
- Shut up.
1333
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,355
Drink.
1334
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,069
That's one.
1335
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,875
Big deal.
1336
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,559
That's two.
1337
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,193
Mm-kay.
1338
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,114
That's three!
1339
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,838
This is insane.
1340
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,354
He's gonna barf.
1341
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,476
Somebody get him a sippy cup.
1342
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,994
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1343
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:24,519
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1344
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,955
Sippy Cup! Sippy...
1345
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,712
That's fucking four!
1346
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,677
Oh, fuck!
1347
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,318
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
1348
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,277
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
1349
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,635
I'm a fucking alcoholic!
1350
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,554
No way!
1351
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,517
Four sips. Badass.
1352
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,669
Mad respect to Thor.
1353
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:48,878
Eyes up here. If you don't
consent to kissing, that's cool.
1354
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,439
You can go play VR upstairs.
1355
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,478
But if you're staying down here,
you better strap in,
1356
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,278
because shit's about to get real.
1357
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,793
Hell yeah.
1358
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,319
Let's spin a bottle.
1359
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,593
Well, then it's a good thing
I got a bottle right here!
1360
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,309
I'm out.
1361
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,274
- Where are you going?
- That was nasty.
1362
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,191
I'm going upstairs to play VR.
1363
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,510
If you leave, you can never come back.
1364
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,235
Brixlee, your turn.
1365
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,400
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1366
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,153
Oh, my God. This is the most
dramatic thing I've ever seen.
1367
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,751
He's not gonna do it.
1368
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,595
He's gonna do it.
1369
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,029
I can't do it.
1370
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,588
People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup.
1371
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,756
Wait, wait. Kissy Cup.
1372
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,034
Kissy Cup!
1373
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,276
Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup!
1374
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,839
Kissy Cup! Kissy...
1375
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,990
Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor.
1376
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,355
And everyone knows your mom
plagiarized her cookbook.
1377
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,349
Thor, wait up.
1378
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,436
I'm sorry I called you a try-hard.
1379
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,797
Nah, you were right.
1380
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:15,114
This whole time, I've been trying
to be someone who I wasn't.
1381
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,073
I got an earring.
1382
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,073
I drank a beer.
1383
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,188
I quit singing.
1384
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,829
Yeah.
1385
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,831
I guess I went a little crazy today, too.
1386
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,394
Let's get out of here.
1387
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,514
No. You don't want to do that.
1388
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,356
You're gonna stay down here
and kiss Brixlee.
1389
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,431
The Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
1390
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:44,235
Not everything.
1391
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,519
Not anymore.
1392
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,150
Maybe those old girls were right.
1393
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,236
Maybe we're on different paths.
1394
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,320
Yeah.
1395
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,718
Then what are you gonna do?
1396
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,113
I don't know. I just know it's not this.
1397
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,077
No way.
1398
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,229
This is insane.
1399
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,998
Forget spin the bottle.
1400
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,354
Now go over there
and kiss your future wife.
1401
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,548
Bye.
1402
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,835
Bye.
1403
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:48,871
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
1404
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,675
Okay.
1405
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,951
Aah! Cool.
1406
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,792
Where am I?
1407
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,518
Oh, here I am.
1408
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,998
Lucas, I'm leaving.
1409
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,479
- You sure you don't want to try this?
- Nah, I'm good.
1410
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,958
Want to go to my house and play Ascension?
1411
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,873
I don't want to play Ascension anymore.
1412
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,992
Then who am I gonna play with?
1413
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,559
You'll find someone.
1414
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,478
My face feels so tingly.
1415
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,118
No way.
1416
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,555
Oh, my God. This is amazing!
1417
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,551
I can't believe you guys are here.
1418
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,437
Oh, this is so amazing.
1419
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,353
- Hi.
- Sit down.
1420
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,440
Please no, please no. Don't kill us.
1421
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,708
Look what happened.
1422
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,279
How do you know Soren?
1423
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,276
Is he your boyfriend?
1424
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,551
He's my brother.
I love that piece of shit.
1425
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,656
You guys, where's everybody else?
1426
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,955
Where's your friend with the sad eyes?
1427
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:25,310
- Sad boy Max.
- In the basement kissing.
1428
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,152
It's an orgy down there.
1429
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,832
And you guys aren't into that?
1430
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,190
- Mm-mm.
- Aw, it's okay.
1431
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:34,192
You're only in sixth grade.
You guys are gonna figure it out.
1432
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,192
You have your whole life for that.
No rush. No rush.
1433
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,998
I mean, what do you love?
1434
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:44,478
Ascension, rules, anti-drug campaigns...
1435
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,514
grilled cheese.
1436
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,376
Oh, I could fuck with
a grilled cheese right now.
1437
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,436
Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.
1438
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,896
- Oh, yeah. That sounds so good.
- Nice.
1439
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,070
What about you, sleeveless?
What are you into?
1440
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,394
I love to sing.
1441
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,833
Yes.
1442
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,230
I actually skipped
my audition today for the musical.
1443
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,151
- No.
- Now I can't be in it.
1444
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,355
- No.
- What?
1445
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,510
You have to convince them
to let you audition.
1446
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,431
You must. You must.
1447
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,953
- Audition.
- Shh. Sing for us.
1448
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,156
- No.
- Sing for us. You're a baby bird.
1449
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,435
- We missed our concert.
- So, no grilled cheese?
1450
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,238
- Sing for us. Sing for us.
- No.
1451
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,355
Be our concert.
1452
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,637
♪ I... I got to take a little time ♪
1453
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:36,479
♪ A little time to think things over ♪
1454
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,277
♪ I better read between the lines ♪
1455
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:46,634
♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪
1456
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:51,717
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1457
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:55,634
♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪
1458
01:16:55,720 --> 01:17:01,511
♪ Feels like the world
upon my shoulders ♪
1459
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:06,398
♪ But through the clouds
I see love shine ♪
1460
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:10,917
♪ It keeps me warm as life grows colder ♪
1461
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,590
♪ In my life ♪
1462
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:18,637
♪ There '3 been heartache and pain ♪
1463
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,676
♪ I don't know ♪
1464
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,672
♪ Ifl can face it again ♪
1465
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,479
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1466
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,472
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1467
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:36,033
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1468
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,680
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1469
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:45,396
♪ I want you to show me ♪
1470
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,959
♪ Yeah ♪
1471
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:51,989
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
1472
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:56,555
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1473
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,551
♪ Yeah ♪
1474
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,713
♪ I got to take a little time ♪
1475
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,997
♪ A little time to look around me ♪
1476
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,514
♪ And I got nowhere left to hide ♪
1477
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,910
♪ It looks like love has
Finally found me ♪
1478
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,757
♪ In my life ♪
1479
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:26,276
♪ There '3 been heartache and pain ♪
1480
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:31,480
♪ I don't know if I can face it again ♪
1481
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,034
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1482
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,759
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1483
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:43,188
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1484
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:48,314
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1485
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:54,037
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1486
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,235
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1487
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:21,474
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1488
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:28,079
♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪
1489
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,790
♪ Let's talk about love ♪
1490
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,394
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1491
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,358
♪ Love that you feel inside ♪
1492
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:38,715
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1493
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,872
♪ Whoa ♪
1494
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:44,349
♪ I want to know ♪
1495
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,231
My masterpiece.
1496
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,360
- Thank you. I was really great.
- What's up, Max?
1497
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,633
I'll be right back.
1498
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,393
- Hey. I didn't think you'd make it.
- Are you kidding?
1499
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,311
You know I'd never miss one of your shows.
1500
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,436
It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp.
1501
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,919
Thank you.
1502
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,272
Oh, sorry. Thor, this is Scout.
1503
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,237
- You were really good.
- Thanks, sweetie.
1504
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,912
I was much better in the matinee.
1505
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,312
I'm gonna go find Cassidy.
1506
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:38,878
I thought you were still grounded.
1507
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,713
It ended yesterday. A month in the hole.
1508
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,153
Thanks again for taking the fall.
1509
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,034
You would've done the same.
1510
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,638
Well, well, well. Look who's here. Me.
1511
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,312
- Hey!
- Hey!
1512
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,476
Feels like we haven't talked in weeks.
1513
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,275
Yeah.
1514
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,115
Max. My mom said she'll drop us at
frozen yogurt if your mom will pick us up.
1515
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,395
- Great. Be there in a second, babe.
- Okay, babe.
1516
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,190
So, how's it going with Scout?
1517
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,238
Good. But hard. But good.
1518
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,310
A relationship is a lot of work.
Don't let anyone tell you differently.
1519
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,388
Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want
to play Ascension
1520
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:20,669
with me and the guys later?
1521
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,479
- I'll be there in a minute.
- Classic Lucas.
1522
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,235
Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool.
1523
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,918
They're cool.
1524
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,836
But they're not the Bean Bag Boys.
1525
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:35,589
Max.
1526
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:39,680
All right.
1527
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,751
I guess... I guess I should go.
1528
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,636
Yeah, all right. Well...
1529
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:49,869
Yeah.
1530
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,479
I missed you guys.
1531
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,313
Let's make a promise.
1532
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,516
Even if we don't hang out all the time,
1533
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,716
we'll still always be there
for the big stuff.
1534
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,079
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1535
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:30,159
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1536
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,559
Wait.
1537
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,832
There's something I have to show you.
1538
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,800
Come up to my parents' bedroom
in three minutes.
1539
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,835
Yo, guys, check this out.
1540
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,239
An indoor swing?
1541
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:58,629
- You always have the best toys.
- Yeah!
1542
01:22:58,720 --> 01:22:59,914
Flip that switch.
1543
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,593
How cool is it?
1544
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,511
Your parents love to play.
1545
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,194
- What do they do with it?
- They swing on it.
1546
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,472
- Can we go on it?
- Fuck yeah.
1547
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,792
Thor?
1548
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,436
What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room?
1549
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,351
Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!
1550
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,989
That swing is for sexing.
People do sex on it.
1551
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,312
Oh...