1 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:18,610 Oh, Mara. 2 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,110 Mara. 3 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:24,610 Oh, you're driving me crazy. 4 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:27,750 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bedroom. 5 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,570 Hello, Maraschino Cherry. 6 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:34,150 Hello? 7 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:36,650 No, Miss Cherry doesn't take calls before 11. 8 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,250 What? 9 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:42,590 Oh, no, Mistress Cherry doesn't listen to slave fantasies before 11. 10 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:44,010 You dumb shit. 11 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,040 No, I'm sorry. 12 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,200 Oh, 13 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,280 that's different. 14 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,940 Let me see if she's up. Just tell her I'm in New York and I can't wait to see 15 00:02:57,940 --> 00:02:58,899 her. 16 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,900 D 'accordo. 17 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,579 Where's Laura? 18 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,560 She's with her old man. He hasn't been feeling himself. 19 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,630 Nurse Dino? 20 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:40,750 Miss Cherry, your sister. 21 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,310 come sooner or later. 22 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,530 Hi, how are you? 23 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:43,490 Let me take a look at this. 24 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,490 Can you cut, please? 25 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,750 Sure. 26 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:50,250 Yeah, I guess that's pretty good. 27 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:54,010 Oh, yes, the bullfighter is very popular these days. 28 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:56,550 That's $22 .50. You want that on the count? 29 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,490 No, Martha, it's pay cash. 30 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:22,790 Helen won't be coming in today. 31 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,130 Oh, my God! 32 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,240 You're quite welcome. 33 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,380 To take Master Charge? 34 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:08,140 Surely. Uh, it's over $25. I'll have to call that then. 35 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,480 Oh, 36 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:18,260 Harriet Park. 37 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:27,840 Hi. Uh, we don't take women before four unless you're ready. 38 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,140 the wife of a police officer. 39 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,960 What? If you have a child in the daycare center, I'll see what I can do. 40 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,800 Oh, Maraschino Terry's sister. Oh, so we just spoke before. 41 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,240 Well, 42 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:41,020 please, come in. Would you like to be eaten while you're waiting? Oh, no, 43 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,100 thanks. I'm not hungry. 44 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,200 Where is Maraschino? 45 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,620 She's checking her flag down in the dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights. 46 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,420 The dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights? 47 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:53,720 What does that mean? 48 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,240 I think that means they beat the shit out of you. 49 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,540 Everybody has one these days, just to stay in business. 50 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:02,820 To avoid criticism. 51 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,040 Even if you don't need one. Really? 52 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,520 Yes. A token slave. 53 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,120 Is it a male slave or a female slave? A female slave. 54 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,700 No sexism here. 55 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:26,580 You'll have to be punished this morning. 56 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,250 You're not disgusting enough. 57 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,160 Harder. Faster. 58 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,960 Better. 59 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,760 Harder. 60 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:35,760 Now that we've got your cunt working, think about what comes later. 61 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,720 We're going to try an entirely new era. A crash course. 62 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,580 Boy, now that... 63 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,200 Um, excuse me, sir. 64 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,160 Isn't that rather unusual? 65 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,180 Oh, no, I have an allergy. 66 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,660 Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. 67 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,480 Well, that's fascinating. 68 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,320 Um, what do you take for that? 69 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,780 Red wheat. 70 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,760 Okay, great. Bye -bye. 71 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,990 Let me look at you. Turn around. 72 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,270 Fantastic. You look great. 73 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,230 How are things in Poplar Springs? 74 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,550 I have a little confession to make. 75 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,530 I haven't exactly been a successful model. 76 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:25,290 You haven't? No, not exactly. 77 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:30,310 Mara, it would have done your heart good to see Ma and Pa when the mail arrived 78 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,310 from New York. 79 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:36,710 They always said, when Pa opened the envelope and took out your generous 80 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,770 they always said that somewhere in their heart, they just knew that you worked 81 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:42,770 in a cat house. 82 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,410 In a high class... 83 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:47,830 You really made it big. 84 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:52,530 You have the world by the tail. I own a high -class cat house. 85 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,830 Well, that's why they sent me here. 86 00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,270 Well, they thought they would just forget about buying another farm and go 87 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,290 another line of work. 88 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:02,990 Something different. 89 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,570 Really? How different? 90 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:12,650 Well, as you know, Poplar Springs is right in the middle of a strongly 91 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:15,010 and God -fearing area of the country. 92 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:20,270 So? So we thought it would be a natural for a middle -income whorehouse. 93 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:25,990 Oh. And we thought that you could tell us something about your operation. 94 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,590 Well, you know, sex is like baking. 95 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,830 It all depends on when you take it out. 96 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,960 Slow. I'll have to wind you up. 97 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:29,620 Do you have a boyfriend? 98 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,000 Well, no one's serious. 99 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:34,660 Why not? 100 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,600 An attractive girl like you? 101 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,060 Well, I have a problem. 102 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,480 You know, fellas are only interested in one thing. 103 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,760 Well, you know. 104 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,120 Just about drive a girl crazy. 105 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:53,240 You know, every guy you meet, all he wants to do is penetrate you with a big 106 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,340 piece of disgusting hard meat. 107 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,780 Sounds awful. 108 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:04,720 you do about it well i thought if all a fellow wants to do is you know get 109 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:11,680 laid well he can just as well drop dead so now on a first date when they come to 110 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:18,520 the door to pick me up i give him a blow job i suck them off and if i 111 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:23,440 swallow it they get very relaxed and agreeable for the rest of the evening ah 112 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,550 let other girls sleep with every schlemiel who comes along? 113 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,330 Not me. 114 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,610 You certainly don't want the dick of every Tom and Harry. 115 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:33,910 No, sir. 116 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:36,970 Anyway, I'm gay. 117 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:38,770 You're gay? 118 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,010 Yes. How come? 119 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:44,830 Well, we all have our crosses to schlep. 120 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,180 It's good to see you. 121 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,380 Now, what can I tell you about the pleasures of giving pleasure? 122 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,980 Well, will it be difficult to handle the customers? 123 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,960 Do you have an American Legion post in your town? 124 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,020 No. Well, that's a help. 125 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,380 You know, maybe I'll go up and set the operation up myself. 126 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,080 Do you think I could get V .D. from a toilet seat? 127 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,520 No, that's a fallacy. Medical science has proven that. 128 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,920 Really. It's perfectly safe. 129 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200 Oh. 130 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,380 Okay. 131 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,420 God bless you. 132 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,420 Probably the most important thing is the introduction. 133 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:13,360 Like the bidding in a bridge game or the first offer in a business deal. 134 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:19,440 For example, I have a good customer who likes his introductions both unexpected 135 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,980 and original. 136 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,020 I picked one of my best ladies for the assignment. 137 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960 Thank you. 138 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040 Clever lady. 139 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,240 Here she is. 140 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,560 Let that be a lesson to you. 141 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:24,550 Which side did we whip this morning? The left. 142 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,090 The left? 143 00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:29,910 Well, if you say it's the left, then it must be the right, because you're such a 144 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:30,910 fucking liar. 145 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,350 Please, not on the left. 146 00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:34,990 Bend over. 147 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,600 Don't worry. 148 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,860 It gets better. 149 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,120 Thank you. 150 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,300 Now what can we do for you? 151 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,720 Well, actually, I was just admiring these. 152 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,560 Maybe I can come back later. 153 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360 I'm free tomorrow. 154 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,560 We're never free, but we're reasonable. 155 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:55,020 Yes, well, maybe if I could just talk to someone. That is, if she wouldn't mind. 156 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,660 You see, actually, I... You're not terribly comfortable, are you? 157 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:02,340 Well, actually, I have a problem communicating with women. 158 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,480 Trying to feel a rapport with them. Trying to understand them. What do you 159 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,480 for a living? 160 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,560 I'm a gynecologist. 161 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,499 Oh, really? 162 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,500 I swear. 163 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,820 Look, my friend, I'm no doctor. 164 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,960 But if you want to get it on with the girls, I suggest that you begin to start 165 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,760 thinking of yourself as a more dominant male figure. 166 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Oh, no. 167 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,240 I couldn't do that. 168 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,920 Of course you could. It's just a matter of concentration. 169 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,840 Do you really think so? 170 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,480 I know so. 171 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:30,580 Here, start where you're comfortable. 172 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,900 You like that jacket? 173 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,880 That's a very good sign. 174 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,700 But don't fight it. 175 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,920 Go with it. 176 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400 Fly, baby. 177 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,180 You wait here. 178 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,180 But don't think of women as some kind of master. 179 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,940 They're slaves for a man like you. 180 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,820 For me? Of course you. 181 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,620 Not the you you show to the world, but the real you. 182 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,980 The bravest bullfighter of them all. 183 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,240 Who uses women like, like marionettes. 184 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760 Think about it. 185 00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:02,800 You scared me. 186 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:03,799 I did? 187 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,900 Of course you did. You see, it's... Just a question of attitude. 188 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:04,460 I'm the new bartender. 189 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,660 Thank you. 190 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,678 For me? 191 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,720 Of course you. 192 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,300 They say you like to be where the action is. 193 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,560 Up front. 194 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,500 You like to see the whole show. 195 00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:02,060 I love it. I get there early and I stay late. 196 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,780 You like to be there for the kill. I am the kill. 197 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:11,280 A good matador never lets the bull prepare himself. 198 00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:11,220 The ballet dancer is nothing without his cock. 199 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,500 And the matador is nothing without his ass. 200 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:22,360 Can you see the logic to anything in life? 201 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,660 You'd be something without your ass. 202 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,500 Have you seen the new movie about the bullfighter? 203 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720 No. 204 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,160 into the S andM scene on Fire Island. 205 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:43,040 What is it called? 206 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760 Blood and Sand. 207 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:53,320 Did you know what the King of Spain said during the Inquisition? 208 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,380 Man is judged by the pleasures he keeps. 209 00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,920 Do you believe in that? 210 00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:04,160 Do you know what Frank Sinatra said in the 1960s? 211 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,000 I believe in anything that gets you through the night. 212 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,080 you cunt. I want you to go in there and get your sister and suck her off. I 213 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,080 don't eat pussy. 214 00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:41,580 Why not? 215 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,839 It's Friday. 216 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,100 Besides, it makes me sick. 217 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:48,040 Listen, you cunt. I told you I wanted you. Hey, you. 218 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,400 What the fuck did you do that for? 219 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,040 Hey, who does he think he is? The gynecologist? 220 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,940 When I told Penny the story of my crazy bullfighter, She started to get the idea 221 00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,940 of what it was like to run a house of joy. 222 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:14,460 She was very interested and asked me to explain all the ins and outs of the 223 00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:19,400 business, which was the sign of a healthy curiosity, even if it was a 224 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,400 lousy joke. 225 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:26,140 I laid it all out for her until she knew as much about pussy peddling as I did. 226 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,980 She was becoming as adept as I. 227 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:35,820 In fact, she was, in some ways, Becoming even more adept. 228 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:39,020 Let me show you what I mean. 229 00:56:24,879 --> 00:56:27,780 But if they won't accept you as a lesbian, why do you go out with them? 230 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:31,160 Well, if you can't join them, lick them. 231 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,120 You'll find that your most important item is housewives. 232 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:56,000 Really? Really. Without them, you'll starve. 233 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,300 Couples' business is big, too. 234 01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:02,100 But if you want to make it with couples, sucking cock is not enough. 235 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,000 You've got to eat good pussy. 236 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,660 And being gay is no guarantee. 237 01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:09,600 It isn't? Do all Catholics pray? 238 01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:12,420 Do stockbrokers eat good pussy? 239 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,680 Strictly Bloomingdale's. 240 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,240 Here's a case in point. 241 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,640 And this will be of particular interest to you. 242 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,680 There's this housewife, fairly well off. 243 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:26,820 When her husband is away and her child is off at school, she gets all dressed 244 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:28,100 and goes out all by herself. 245 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:39,400 I first spotted her when she came to an intimate piano bar I often go to. 246 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,740 She had something, and I found myself wishing I knew her a little better. 247 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,960 Uh -huh. 248 01:12:31,790 --> 01:12:36,870 I asked her in the note, very sweetly, if she would like to drop by one evening 249 01:12:36,870 --> 01:12:37,870 for a little while. 250 01:12:39,630 --> 01:12:43,790 I explained that every Wednesday I had some of the girls over for a lot of 251 01:12:43,790 --> 01:12:45,770 drinks and a little diversion. 252 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,000 Can you take it in the back? 253 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,080 No, she's not good at that. 254 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,880 Oh, I think she'll do just fine. 255 01:13:10,780 --> 01:13:13,940 I think that she can take this. 256 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:21,020 I think maybe even 257 01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:25,000 this one. 258 01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:30,520 You just need a little motivation. 259 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:57,300 Thank you Bend over 260 01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:04,100 further now put your arms 261 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:45,260 like second nature, I would start relaxing. 262 01:16:04,330 --> 01:16:05,770 Is that good scotch, Mark? 263 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:07,150 Very good. 264 01:16:07,770 --> 01:16:09,010 Very expensive. 265 01:16:09,410 --> 01:16:16,270 If you spill one drop, I'm going to push your head straight down and hold it 266 01:16:16,270 --> 01:16:17,270 there. 267 01:18:13,499 --> 01:18:15,420 Now, let's do it for real. 268 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,320 Well, little sister, this is goodbye. 269 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,880 I'll write to you. I promise. 270 01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:37,860 I'm sure you'll do fine. 271 01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:40,420 I'm really going to miss you. 272 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,540 I know you'll be able to handle everything. 273 01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:45,980 Well, we'll see each other soon. 274 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,420 Sure. I figure it should take me about two months to get things rolling in 275 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:51,420 Poplar Springs. 276 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,478 Don't come down. 277 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:54,480 The cab's waiting. 278 01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,490 What airline are you going to? 279 01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:52,870 Shit, at this hour, it'll take forever. 280 01:22:53,370 --> 01:22:54,810 Let's drive to Poplar Springs. 281 01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:56,230 Where the hell is that? 282 01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:58,490 I think you go left at St. Louis. 283 01:22:58,710 --> 01:23:01,770 I don't know. We'll find it. We can stop on the way. 284 01:23:02,050 --> 01:23:04,790 Anyway, it's... Hey, what the hell are you doing back there? 285 01:23:05,390 --> 01:23:06,930 Keep your eyes on the road.