1
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We will soon be within sight
of Munty.

2
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What will he be like,
this man we seek?

3
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A warrior?

4
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He may...

5
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If he has travelled
from another world,

6
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he will possess
extraordinary powers.

7
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We underestimate him at our peril.

8
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Urgh!

9
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Is it Steg?

10
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Urgh, urgh!

11
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I give up.

12
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(SIGHS) A troll!

13
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Trolls don't have cabbage
on their heads.

14
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What am I doing?

15
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I need to get out,
I need to meet new people.

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That's the exciting thing
about running a pub,

17
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you never know who's going to walk
through that door.

18
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Herman.

19
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What a surprise.

20
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I'm actually here most days, Brian.

21
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You're always here,
Barbara's always here.

22
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Back on my world
I used to have loads of mates.

23
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There was the work gang,
old school friends, five-a-side team.

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And the supermodels.
(SHEEPISHLY) Yep.

25
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No-one new ever comes in here.

26
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Wait till tonight,

27
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the pub's 15th anniversary party.

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15 years!

29
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I'll never forget opening night.
You couldn't move in here.

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That busy?

31
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Nah, the varnish on the floor
hadn't dried.

32
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Well, Herman, I'm excited.

33
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Now, will there be dancing?

34
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No.
Music?

35
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Not really my thing.
Are you doing anything?

36
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I'll be serving
a special limited edition drink -

37
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The Foaming Surprise.

38
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As long as it's not just an excuse

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to use all your out-of-date drinks,
Herman.

40
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It'll be a celebration
of proper old school tavernry,

41
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not like that poncey place
down by the harbour.

42
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Oh, really?
Yeah.

43
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Trendy people trying to be cool.
Pawing each other?

44
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Eurgh.
Yeah, sounds rubbish.

45
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Herman, let me do you a reading

46
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to find out how successful
your party will be.

47
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Is that tumbleweed?

48
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Yes. It's the tumbleweed
of happiness and good times.

49
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Great.

50
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I mean, who needs
trendy, cool bars anyway, hey, Bri?

51
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Brian?

52
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Hmmm.

53
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This really is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity, Slasher.

54
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To buy a stone?

55
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This isn't just any old stone,

56
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it is a Shield Stone.

57
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Only a dozen ever made.

58
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It will protect you
against everything.

59
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Axes, swords, knives...

60
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Howell...
..harpoons, nunchucks,

61
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really sharp fruit.

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I get it.
And insults...

63
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..written on a piece of parchment,
wrapped round a rock

64
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and fired in your face by a catapult.

65
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I'll get to the point, shall I?
Mm-hm.

66
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The cost.

67
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I am not asking 1,000 sovereigns.

68
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I am not even asking 999.

69
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I would not insult you with 998,

70
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let alone 997.

71
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996? You're having a laugh!

72
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995, this is going to go on forever.

73
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I'm looking for 850.
500.

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Little on the low side.
500!

75
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Done.

76
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Now, I'm going to be seeing
my contact later this afternoon,

77
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so I'll need the money up-front.

78
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If you let me down,
do you know what I'll do?

79
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Laugh it off and turn it
into a light-hearted anecdote?

80
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I'll make you wear my special hat.

81
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A free reading, sir?

82
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A free reading, madam?

83
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A free reading...?
No, I don't think so.

84
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Rina?

85
00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,960
Barbara?

86
00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,960
Rina!

87
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I haven't seen you since school.

88
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You look well.

89
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Thank you. And...and you look, um...

90
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..as well.

91
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What are you doing in Munty?

92
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Oh, business, just a flying visit,

93
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a couple of meetings
with some high-end merchants

94
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and then back home
to The City of a Thousand Towers.

95
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Oh, wow.
Mmm.

96
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How about you?

97
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Oh, uh, I'm busy, very busy.

98
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I...I'm very, very, uh, busy.

99
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Do you fancy a mint tea?

100
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Yeah.

101
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Oh, great.

102
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Um, we'll meet at the Golden Sponge.

103
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It's lovely, do you know it?

104
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It's in Scag Alley.

105
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OK.

106
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Oh, great.

107
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And that'll give me time
to close up here.

108
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Hmm. (CHUCKLES)

109
00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,560
Can I help?

110
00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,040
Oh, is this the new bar?
Yes.

111
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Are you open?
Yes.

112
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Great. Can I come in?

113
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Sorry, there's
a strict admissions policy.

114
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Oh, come on, mate, look, I've got
a shirt and tie on and everything.

115
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(SNIFFS) Hmm, where are you from?

116
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,440
Um, Isleworth?

117
00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,800
It's in Middlesex, it's...

118
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I mean, I don't know
why I'm trying to explain it to you,

119
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you wouldn't have heard of it.

120
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,240
No, go on.

121
00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,560
Well, it's in another universe
or world or something.

122
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Another world?

123
00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,880
Hmm.

124
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Well, it's a very exclusive bar.

125
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Yeah, whatever.

126
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And...

127
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..you'll be most welcome.

128
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So, um, may I see the item?

129
00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,880
Of course. I have it here.

130
00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,000
And, uh, nobody else knows
about this?

131
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,320
You're the first person I contacted.

132
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Good.

133
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Best to keep it discreet.

134
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Mmm.

135
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Hm-mm.

136
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Ooh!

137
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I do need to know that it is,

138
00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,160
beyond question,

139
00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,640
a genuine Shield Stone.

140
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Of course.

141
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(CLEARS THROAT)

142
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Hit me.
I beg your pardon?

143
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Hit me.

144
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Oh, yeah, of course. (CLEARS THROAT)

145
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(METALLIC CLANK)

146
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Harder.

147
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,640
(CLANK)
Hit me properly.

148
00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,480
Shall we talk numbers?

149
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A stone like this
doesn't come cheap,

150
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,720
as you can see, it is powerful.

151
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So I can't take
anything less than...50 sovs.

152
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50?!
Sorry, Howell.

153
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That's my final offer or I walk.

154
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Could I just take a moment, please?

155
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(QUIETLY LAUGHS)

156
00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,800
50, oh!

157
00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,880
Well, it is a lot of money.

158
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,000
And I mean a lot of money.

159
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And I mean a lot of money.

160
00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,520
But because I like you...

161
00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,680
..I'll take it.

162
00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,840
Done.

163
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Nice doing business with you.

164
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Hmm.

165
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Good day.

166
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(CACKLES)

167
00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,200
I done it, I'm up!

168
00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,600
I'm up 450 sovs!

169
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(CACKLES)

170
00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,600
I love you, me!

171
00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,400
I'm here to collect the vase.

172
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Hmm.

173
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You probably wouldn't notice

174
00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,240
but there is a tiny little chip
on the bottom.

175
00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,760
Then I sold all the goods,
quadrupled my money

176
00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,400
and bought a luxury penthouse suite.

177
00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,040
I love sweets.

178
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,120
It turns out I have a natural flare
for business.

179
00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,320
But, anyway, what about you?

180
00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,280
You run that little stall?

181
00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,960
That's not my stall,

182
00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,400
I was just minding it for a friend.

183
00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,160
The sign does say
"Soothsayer Barbara".

184
00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,480
It's another Barbara,
it's a different Barbara.

185
00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,840
I actually run
a high-end soothsaying centre

186
00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,160
on the other side of town.

187
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,880
And I have a lot of land.

188
00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,920
Really? What do you grow?

189
00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,160
Grass, cows.

190
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,120
Cows eat the grass,
people eat the cows.

191
00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,960
It must be hard
having such a diverse portfolio.

192
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,880
I mean, how do you manage
your quarterly cash flow?

193
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,040
Yeah, uh, really well

194
00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,360
as it goes, yeah,

195
00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,480
I'm just really happy
with all that stuff, hmm.

196
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,040
Do you know
what's happening in Brevitt?

197
00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,800
Yes. The new water park
with the big slides and...

198
00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,400
No, no, no,
the business opportunity.

199
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,720
Yes! Just remind me.

200
00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,000
They're expanding the gas mines,
there's so much money to be made.

201
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,600
I can get you in if you want.

202
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,320
It's guaranteed
to double your money.

203
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,960
Guaranteed?

204
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,520
100 sovereigns to buy in.

205
00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,440
I mean, that's nothing
to a successful woman like you.

206
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,040
No, of course not.

207
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,840
Here's an idea -

208
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,920
why don't we go in as partners,
50 sovs each?

209
00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,280
Yes!

210
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,080
Um, when would you need that by?

211
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,160
Oh, by tonight.

212
00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,640
That shouldn't be a problem
with your quarterly cash flow?

213
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,280
No.

214
00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,480
Oh! (GIGGLES)

215
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,560
It's so nice
being able to help an old friend.

216
00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,960
(GIGGLES)

217
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,680
BRIAN: It's so quiet
you can hear a pin drop.

218
00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,120
I take a deep breath,

219
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,760
I hit a topspin serve
to Federer's backhand,

220
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,720
he returns, rushes to the net,

221
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,400
I lob him, he recovers,

222
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,920
then I hit a passing shot,

223
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,960
boom, straight on the chalk.

224
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,840
And I've won Wimbledon again.

225
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,720
Astonishing.
Yeah.

226
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,960
And then I rushed
into the crowd to hug my mum.

227
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,360
Judy?
That's right. Yeah.

228
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,400
And my girlfriend, Kim.

229
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,480
Kardashian?
Yep.

230
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,840
Ah, great times.

231
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,680
You alright?
Yeah, another drink?

232
00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,160
Oh, yes, thank you.

233
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,880
What are you drinking? Tomato juice?

234
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:15,880
Yes.

235
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,600
Uh, so tell me more about your time
on this dancing competition.

236
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:26,000
Oh, after Craig Revel Horwood
said that my waltz was 'lacklustre',

237
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,480
I knew I had to step up my game.

238
00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,120
Do you know what came next?

239
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,600
The Argentine tango.

240
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,040
Oh!
Oh!

241
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,040
Fresh fish! Lovely fish!

242
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,960
Howell.
Alright, Lambo. Always a pleasure.

243
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,600
I thought I might like
to purchase a little something.

244
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,520
What do you want?

245
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,360
I got boomers, whiffers, rainbows...

246
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,560
Three pieces of fish please, sir.

247
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:04,480
Today, I thought I'd like something
a little bit more up-market.

248
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,840
Oh.

249
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,280
Well, for the truly
discerning customer,

250
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,280
I do have a batch of genuine...

251
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,920
..dragon's teeth.

252
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,600
Molars?
Incisors.

253
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,320
Ohhhhh!

254
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,560
(MURMURS) They're very expensive

255
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,040
but very extra...
Yes, please!

256
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,200
..ordinary

257
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,960
Licky, licky.

258
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,840
Lovely fresh fish!

259
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,240
And that was on your rumba
that Ola was so worried about?

260
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,800
Yeah, but we were through
to the next round - Blackpool.

261
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,720
(SIGHS)

262
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,760
This is more like it.

263
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,760
New people, new place.

264
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,200
To new friends.

265
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,760
Cheers.

266
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,440
Actually, Brian, um,
there's a special party here later,

267
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,200
and I'd love for you to come.

268
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,240
Brilliant!

269
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,000
I'd be honoured.

270
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,040
Um, where are the toilets?

271
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,680
Oh, they're just out the back.

272
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,360
Is that the one
from the other world?

273
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,600
Yes. He'll be here tonight.

274
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,000
I can't wait.

275
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,240
HOWELL: Ha-ha, it's fizzing!

276
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,680
It's fizzing in my toes,

277
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,520
it's fizzing in my legs
and my elbows...

278
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,160
What's up with him?

279
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,400
It's that dragon's tooth.

280
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,200
Imagine a children's party

281
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,120
where you give each kid a sack
of sugar and a glass of treacle

282
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,080
and then put all of that
inside Howell's head.

283
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,720
I'm going to go outside
and lift up the pub.

284
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,200
(GIGGLES)

285
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,560
Are you going to come and watch?
(SNORTS)

286
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,280
I thought you had to go see
Slasher Morgan.

287
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,200
Yes. Slasher. Exactly. Yeah.

288
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,040
Exactly. Yeah. Slasher. Yeah.
I'm going to run there.

289
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,080
No, I'm not, I'm going to hop
because my right leg is so strong!

290
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,280
Boing! Boing! Boing! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

291
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,560
Ha-hee-ha-ha!

292
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,120
Ha-ha-hee!

293
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,120
(IN THE DISTANCE) And keep going
for at least five weeks.

294
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,960
Come on lads, let's party.

295
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,080
15 years!

296
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,040
Today's a celebration!

297
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,040
Yeah, I don't think
I'm going to stick around.

298
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,040
What? Brian,
it's no party without you.

299
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,480
My big evening.

300
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,560
My favourite customer.

301
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,680
Thanks.

302
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,040
After Barbara.

303
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,200
Thanks.

304
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200
Brian.

305
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,040
Alright, I'll stay.

306
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,200
Oh, thanks Brian.

307
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,720
I tell you what, I'll get yous both

308
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,040
one of my legendary
Foaming Surprises.

309
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,120
(SIGHS)

310
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,920
You alright?
Yeah.

311
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,160
Brian, what's going on?

312
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,680
Oh, hi.

313
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,760
I thought you were coming
to our party tonight.

314
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,840
Yeah, uh. Yeah, no, uh...
Something came up.

315
00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,840
Mm-hm, it's just my, um, my sister,
Jay-Caan, was desperate to meet you.

316
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,200
Brian.

317
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,560
I've heard so much about you.

318
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:13,080
Please, come with us,
it would mean so much to me.

319
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,200
Yeah, I reckon I could swing by.

320
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,040
Hi. I'm Steg, uh, Brian's...

321
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,160
..best friend.

322
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:28,280
So, this, uh, party,
uh, can I come, please?

323
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,760
Well, it's a numbers thing, sorry.

324
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,760
Typical prejudice.

325
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,560
Just cause I'm half giant,
half dwarf.

326
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,920
Of course, uh, how rude of me, Steg.

327
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,600
You must come with us, I insist.

328
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,360
(WHISPERS) Yes!

329
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,320
Here we are lads, two Foaming...

330
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,800
..Surprises

331
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,200
Evening, Slasher!

332
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,920
I hopped all the way here!

333
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,960
Right, a genuine Shield Stone renders
the holder totally unharmabubble.

334
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,320
Cor, that's not easy to say!

335
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,920
Uh, uh, uh, oof!

336
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,480
It better be worth 500 sovs.

337
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,000
How does it work?
Right, I'll give you a demonstration.

338
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
I hold this and you...

339
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,160
No, even better, you hold it.

340
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,600
Yeah, here you go.
Right, I need a thing.

341
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,840
Oh, that'll do.

342
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,040
Are you alright?
Yeah! I feel brilliant.

343
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,600
You're going to love this.

344
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,800
It's a fake.

345
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,560
Herman, listen, I'm meeting
my old school friend, Rina,

346
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,240
and she thinks
I'm a successful businesswoman,

347
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,840
which I am, so play along.

348
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,080
Right.

349
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,120
And, um, I'm giving her this.

350
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,200
It's my life savings.

351
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,400
She says she can double it in a week.

352
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400
So you're giving your life savings

353
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,520
to someone
you haven't seen in 10 years,

354
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,280
who says that she can double it
in a week?

355
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,680
Yes.

356
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,240
Good plan.

357
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,400
Barbara, hi.

358
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,960
Rina!

359
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,320
This is my table.

360
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,280
Ah, lovely.

361
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,320
So...

362
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,120
..do you have the money?

363
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:37,200
Yes, very extremely exciting
doing a deal.

364
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,160
I mean, I mean, I do these
all the time, don't I, Herman?

365
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,920
That's right,
Barbara the businesswoman.

366
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,160
Mm-hm, so, what are you going
to do with the profits?

367
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,280
I'm going to buy a pony.

368
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,840
(LAUGHS) Oh, think big Barbara.

369
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,680
Um, two ponies.

370
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,280
Pickled beaks on the house.

371
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,920
Barbara, does all her meetings here,

372
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,560
one of my most loyal customers.

373
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,160
If it wasn't for her and Howell...

374
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,480
Howell?

375
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,040
Yes, he has a shop on Fish Head Lane,
he practically lives here.

376
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,840
He'll be here in a second.

377
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,680
Now, allow me
to fix you lovely ladies

378
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,120
a couple of my very special
Foaming Surprises.

379
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,600
Ooh!
Mm.

380
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,920
You know,
we should go somewhere else.

381
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,280
Why?

382
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,120
We're celebrating,

383
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,400
let's go somewhere that's,
uh, you know, better.

384
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,200
But it's Herman's big night.

385
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,960
Just for a bit. Drinks on me.

386
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,880
Well, there is this new place
by the dock.

387
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,320
Sounds perfect, let's go, come on.

388
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320
OK.

389
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,800
Hey!

390
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,040
So, while the Nazis were
still watching the singing contest,

391
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,720
we sneaked out the back.

392
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,200
A bunch of nuns helped us
into Switzerland over the mountains.

393
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,520
Was there much blood?

394
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,520
Not really.

395
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,360
Oh, shame.

396
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,680
I killed a bear once.

397
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,440
Really?
Yeah.

398
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,080
With an axe. It was massive.

399
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,760
Blood everywhere, spurting
all over the place like red...

400
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,160
..blood. Lots of...

401
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,440
..blood.

402
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,000
Is your eye alright?

403
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,320
Yeah.

404
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440
I'll be right back.

405
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,280
Give us some room will you, Brian?
You're embarrassing yourself.

406
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,720
Did you see that thing with her eyes?

407
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,200
Bit weird.

408
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,600
What is this place?

409
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,920
Maybe it's not your scene,
you should probably go.

410
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,080
I mean, why did they invite us?

411
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,000
They want our bodies, Brian.

412
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,440
Well, they want mine anyway.
They can't get enough of The Steg.

413
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,160
(UNDER BREATH) If you say so.

414
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,760
Yes?

415
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,560
Hello, um, I was wondering...
Sorry, private party.

416
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,080
Oh, well, back to the pub?
(CLEARS THROAT)

417
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,480
I am the Lady Rina,

418
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,400
purebred, highborn
of the House of Obank,

419
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,640
and I demand entry.

420
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,240
Royalty.

421
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,960
Of course, you must come in.

422
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,080
When I opened this pub, 15 years ago,

423
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,400
little did I know
what a success it would be.

424
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,320
Sorry, is the local
planning applications board?

425
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,560
That's next door.

426
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,680
BOTH: Oh.

427
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,920
So you're not here to object

428
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,480
to the protector's
new building project?

429
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,400
No.

430
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,280
It's just, it is going to block
quite a lot of our light.

431
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,520
Yeah.

432
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,600
So you're from
the City of a Thousand Towers?

433
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,720
Yes, I have a luxury penthouse,

434
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,800
been in the family for years.

435
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,760
I'd love to hear more
about your royal heritage.

436
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,760
Hmm, yeah.

437
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,360
Actually, would you like to come
somewhere more private?

438
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,560
Oooh, yes!

439
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,480
I'll just wait here, shall I?

440
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,080
You alright?
Yeah.

441
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,920
Howell! I knew you'd make it!

442
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,560
You OK?
No.

443
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,560
I owe 500 sovs to Slasher Morgan.

444
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,880
I'm a dead man.

445
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,320
If I ever find that Rina!

446
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,440
Rina?

447
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,520
Barbara's friend, Rina?

448
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,200
Big hair, fancy robes?

449
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,280
She was in her earlier.

450
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,440
Where is she now?

451
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,120
Probably at that trendy new bar
with everyone else.

452
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,480
Of course.

453
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,840
Howell,
you're my only loyal customer,

454
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,600
and I'm going to reward you

455
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,680
with a special, extra-large
Foaming Surprise!

456
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,160
I'm coming for you, Rina...

457
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,480
..with my fast running.

458
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,800
I am so speed, ha!

459
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,280
Howell!

460
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,000
(SIGHS)

461
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,800
Actually, I will have that drink.

462
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,560
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Great party.

463
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,160
Where's Rina?
She's gone.

464
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,200
Really?

465
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,120
Rina?

466
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,280
Rina?

467
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,600
Rina?

468
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,280
Rina?

469
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,040
Rina!

470
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,120
Howell!

471
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,560
Barbara!
What are you doing here?

472
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,120
I'm looking for Rina,
she ripped me off.

473
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,160
I don't think so,
she's a very good friend of mine.

474
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
She's a con artist.

475
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,120
She's a successful businesswoman

476
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,640
which is why I have given her
all of my life savings

477
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,600
for an incredible
business opportunity

478
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,280
that she will double my money
in one week

479
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,320
and she's a con artist, isn't she?

480
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,800
Where is she?

481
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,040
Well, she must be in there.

482
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,520
Rina?

483
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,800
I've got a bad feeling about this.

484
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,760
Oh! What is it?

485
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,520
Desrati bloodsuckers.

486
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,240
This is a feeding chamber.

487
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,960
But doesn't that mean
that we're in terrible danger?

488
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,560
That is very well put, yes, Barbara.

489
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,200
Shouldn't we lock the door?

490
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,720
Yes, we should.

491
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,080
(THEY SCREAM)

492
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,200
Shhh. Shh, shh, shh.

493
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,600
What has happened to her?

494
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,200
They've drunk her dry.

495
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,840
We've got to get out of here.

496
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,360
I'll get Brian and Steg,
you find a way out.

497
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,640
(QUIETLY SQUEALS)

498
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,080
I suppose what I miss the most

499
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,440
is a place where you can get,
sort of, good, comfortable socks.

500
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,040
You're actually
quite close there, mate.

501
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,120
Yeah.

502
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,560
I might just pop out
for a bit of fresh air.

503
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,080
Oh, I'll come too.
No, there's really no need.

504
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,120
You're not leaving, are you?

505
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,160
We're such good friends,

506
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,000
we should do this
all the time, forever.

507
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,320
Right.

508
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,560
You must stay.

509
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,000
I just need to borrow Brian because
I need some help in the toilet.

510
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,640
We'll be back in a mo'.

511
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,520
Thirsty?
Oh, yes.

512
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,560
(THEY HISS)

513
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,920
What are you doing?
I'm looking for the Shield Stone.

514
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,640
I was in there, she was all over me.

515
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,160
Why have you dragged us in here?
Shut the door!

516
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,400
(THEY SCREAM)

517
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,760
Shhh.

518
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,120
What's happened to her?

519
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,680
Desrati bloodsuckers!

520
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,800
Who?

521
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,320
Those people.

522
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,120
Right, well,
I'm getting out of here.

523
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,600
The only way out is through the bar,
we'll never make it.

524
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,600
There's no way out?

525
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,240
(SCREAMS)
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

526
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,600
Why don't you just use magic?

527
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,120
Brilliant, of course! I'm a wizard.

528
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,960
(LAUGHS)

529
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,320
Crumbs, no wand.

530
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,680
(GLASS SMASHES)

531
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,800
So, what's the plan?

532
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,160
Rina had a Shield Stone,

533
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,080
it makes the holder
completely inexpugnable.

534
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,720
If I can find it,

535
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720
I can get through there,
grab me wand

536
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,720
and summon you all to safety.

537
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,760
It'll be in her bag.

538
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,640
Is this it?
Yes!

539
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,160
Are these all Shield Stones?

540
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,080
Those, Steg, are fakes,

541
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,360
used to defraud
honest and hardworking magicians.

542
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,520
Well, how do we know
which is the real one?

543
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,160
Hold this.

544
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160
Ow!

545
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,960
Well, it's not that one.

546
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,280
Hold this.

547
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,640
Ay, hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, think about it.

548
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,520
Why would she mix the fakes
with the real one?

549
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,800
What about this one?

550
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,280
(CLANKS)

551
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,440
That's it! They can't touch me.

552
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,920
(LAUGHS) Right,
just make some final preparations.

553
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,080
Right, I'm going to go out there,

554
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,640
I'm going to run out
really, really fast

555
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,760
and they won't be able to handle it

556
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,080
'cause I'm really, really strong
and really, really powerful.

557
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,240
So, let's do this, wah!

558
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,280
Yes!

559
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,520
Come on then you blood suckers.

560
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,560
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

561
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,120
You can't have me, can you?

562
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,600
No, you cannot.
See this Shield Stone?

563
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,040
Yeah, I'm unharmabubble,
now that's not easy to say

564
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,080
when you're dragon-toothed
off your nut!

565
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,040
This is all your fault,
bringing us here.

566
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,840
I came here to get away from you.

567
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,440
Anyway, who was the one drooling
all over Jay-Caan?

568
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,560
(CLANK)

569
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
(CLANK)

570
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,760
(CLANK)

571
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,160
(IRONICALLY) Ow.

572
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,920
You've got the real Shield Stone.
Have I?

573
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,640
Oh. Weird.

574
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,400
So, what's Howell got?

575
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,800
Ooh-ooh, ha-ha-ha-ha!

576
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,480
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

577
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520
Oh.

578
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,920
(THEY HISS)

579
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,520
Aaaaah!

580
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,200
He'll be fine.
Give me that!

581
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,160
Ah, replenishing lost fluids.

582
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,680
Did they drink your blood?

583
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,480
Yeah, a little bit. Hmm.

584
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,680
Might be overdoing
the dragon's tooth.

585
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,360
Blood's a bit tangy.

586
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,960
So, it was like a wine tasting,

587
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,720
only they were trying to find
the rarest blood.

588
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,720
Mine.

589
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,160
Oh, I do feel sorry
for Rina, though,

590
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,200
even if she was a cheating,
doublecrossing, scheming,

591
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,320
deceitful, two-faced liar.

592
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Yeah, same as everybody
from The City of a Thousand Towers.

593
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,520
What's so bad about it?

594
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,080
It's alright
if you like huge cities.

595
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,120
And expensive restaurants and clubs.

596
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,880
Gambling dens,
flash clothes, loose women.

597
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,120
Why has no-one told me
about this place before?

598
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,200
How do I get to this
City of a Thousand Towers place?

599
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,240
Coach. It's not cheap, though.

600
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,360
I'll save up.

601
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,760
Hey, I might even be able to find
a decent magician

602
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,240
that can send me back home.

603
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,240
What, better than Howell?

604
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,600
Where is he, by the way?

605
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,840
So, slightly later than advertised,

606
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,520
after a few minor misunderstandings,

607
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,520
one genuine Shield Stone.

608
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,240
Well, I guess that makes us quits.

609
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,440
Almost.

610
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,560
Almost?

611
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,280
Aargh!
(GONG CRASHES)

612
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,440
Now we're quits.

613
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,440
 Here they come

614
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,880
 The beautiful ones

615
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,520
 The beautiful ones

616
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,080
 La-la-la-la

617
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,200
 Here they come

618
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,640
 The beautiful ones

619
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,280
 The beautiful ones

620
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,960
Oh, oh, you don't think about it

621
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,720
 You don't do without it

622
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,760
 Because you're beautiful

623
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,400
 La-da-da-da-da. 

624
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,400
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625
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,400
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