1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,760 [Men Shouting] 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:12,240 [Men Shouting] 3 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,240 - Name? - Dortmunder. 4 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,200 This way. 5 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,440 Sign here. 6 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,560 - What is your name? - Dortmunder. 7 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,840 - Your first name? - John. 8 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,480 Put your package on the table right here. 9 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,520 Step over here. 10 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,800 Gimme your right hand. Get over this way a little bit. 11 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,720 All right, swish your thumb in the red dish, take a napkin... 12 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,840 wipe your finger off and remain standing there. 13 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,520 - Your name? - John Dortmunder. 14 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,520 [Man] Do you wanna, uh, check your belongings, please? 15 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,640 I couldn't let you leave without hearing my rehabilitation speech. 16 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,920 Sign here. 17 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,120 You don't have to worry about me getting rehabilitated, sir. 18 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,880 I already am. 19 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,360 Thanks to you and your prison programs. 20 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,880 Johnny. Johnny. This is me, remember? 21 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,000 No matter what institution I'm at, sooner or later I got you inside it. 22 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:10,760 - "[Phone Ringing]" - You couldn't, um, really go straight? 23 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,920 [Inhales, Exhales] 24 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,680 My heart wouldn't be in it, Frank. 25 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,040 Man on discharge. 26 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,840 [Engine Starts] 27 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,400 Dortmunder! 28 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,320 Damn. Dortmunder! 29 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,880 [Horn Honking] 30 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,840 [Horn Honking] 31 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,000 [Grunts] 32 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,160 [Tires Squeal] 33 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,280 What the hell you running for? 34 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,480 It's me, your old pal, Kelp. 35 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,920 - Ah. - So how was it this time? 36 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,240 Not bad. I learned plumbing. 37 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,960 Man of your talents can't be a plumber. 38 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,520 You don't have to worry yourself about my talents. 39 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,640 I'm not doin' any more jobs with you. 40 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,000 Who mentioned a job? 41 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,520 You mean, you don't think it's possible I came out of friendship? 42 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,880 [Laughs] 43 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:36,240 Look, I happen to be married to your sister, and we both happen to care for you. 44 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,760 And if you think that's easy, you're wrong because you're a very abrasive fellow. 45 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,800 Most people can't stand you. Am I right? 46 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,680 You're still as fascinating as ever. 47 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:50,240 I took a hell of a risk stealing this car so you'd have a little comfort... 48 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,200 to ease you back into society. 49 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,160 Why does that entitle me to abuse? 50 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,200 It's terrific. I'm sorry. 51 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,000 - Don't apologize unless you mean it. - I mean it. 52 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,960 - Really? - Really. 53 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:05,520 Okay, good. I believe you. So now let me tell you a few things about the job. 54 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,480 [Chattering] 55 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,280 - Well? - I don't think so. 56 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,800 I know you. When you say no, you mean yes. 57 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,880 Say you'll at least meet the doctor, okay? He's the moneyman. 58 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,880 I'm not being pushy but where's the harm seeing if you like each other? 59 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,360 - You're not being pushy? - I'm just edging you towards making a decision. 60 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,400 There's a difference. 61 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,280 There's a difference. 62 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,520 There's six ways of lookin' at this. You could look at this in 100 different ways. 63 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,400 I'm just sayin', let's take two ways to look at it that way. 64 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,080 Now, listen, I didn't tell the doctor about you being in prison. 65 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,320 I figure, why undermine his confidence. He wants the best for his money. 66 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:39,320 Not that you're not the best. But a layman might wonder why you're all the time in jail. 67 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:51,120 Someday the schoolbooks of my country will sing your praises. 68 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,240 I don't think we want this nosed around, do we, Doctor? 69 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,680 I was taking poetic license. 70 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,520 Our literacy rate in Central Vatawi is 99 percent. 71 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:05,000 The point is, my entire country will be in your debt... 72 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,560 for returning the Sahara Stone to its rightful people. 73 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,680 - This is him? - I am the permanent representative... 74 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,440 - of Central Vatawi at the United Nations. - Some job of explaining you did. 75 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,320 You may call me "Doctor" Amusa, Mr. Dortmunder. 76 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:23,160 You see, the countries of Central and Outer Vatawi... 77 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:27,360 have been stealing the Sahara Stone from one another for generations. 78 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,120 We like to think it was originally ours. 79 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:33,280 The whole matter at present is being studied by the United Nations. 80 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,480 Being a member of that body... 81 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:41,200 I, of course, have complete faith in the wisdom of their eventual decision. 82 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:45,960 But as you Americans might say, in case they blow it... 83 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,040 I'd feel more secure with the jewel in my possession... 84 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,000 which is why, naturally enough, we are here. 85 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,880 Mr. Dortmunder is not entirely committed yet, Doctor. 86 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,680 I won't pay a penny more than 25,000 a man. 87 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,800 I didn't ask for any more. 88 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,720 It comes to a total of exactly $100,000. 89 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,160 Four men. If you need five, you'll each take less. 90 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,280 What if we can do it with three? 91 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,680 That will still be 25,000. 92 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,200 I wouldn't want to encourage greed. 93 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,760 There's no greed around here, Doctor. We're all men of goodwill. 94 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,440 If I weren't a man of goodwill... 95 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,280 I might think that some of us lied... 96 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,720 about the prison records of others of us. 97 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:32,000 As it is, I know it was only an oversight. 98 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,560 The doctor is, uh, a most understanding employer. 99 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,600 How much help are you good for? 100 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,560 What kind of help? 101 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,840 Vehicles, weapons, whatever's needed. 102 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,880 - Oh, mat�riel, of course. - And expenses. 103 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,320 - Expenses? - Come on, little birdies, and get your supper. 104 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,720 - What? - Come on. Come on, dears, and get your supper. 105 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,440 Come on. Near the bench. 106 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,040 - Here. You, come on. Get it. - "[Birds Cooing]" 107 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,160 Come and get it, dearies. Come and get it. 108 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,640 He means expenses to live on, Doctor. 109 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,520 - Planning something like this could take weeks. - Oh, the sweet little... 110 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,120 Oh, you mean an advance on your 25,000? 111 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,160 - No, that's not what I mean. - I'm sure something can be arranged. 112 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,760 What I mean is expenses in addition to the 25,000. 113 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,680 - I mean per diem. I mean whatever is needed in order... - I'm sorry. 114 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,600 It's-It's not possible. 115 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,880 Good-bye. 116 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,960 Doctor, the man is fresh out of prison. 117 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:32,000 How's he supposed to eat? How's he supposed to keep body and soul together, Doctor? 118 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,920 - All right. - All right! 119 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,800 Eat your supper, I tell ya. 120 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,120 I'll let you have $75 a week. 121 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,400 - Seventy-five? - Seventy-five. 122 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,640 Do you realize what the cost of living is in this town? 123 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,760 Cheap. I couldn't work for it. 124 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,800 How can you insult the man with an offer like that? 125 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,680 Offer him 150. 126 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:13,320 - I can make him take 150. - Yes. Right I am. 127 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,600 You want the stone, you'll say 150. 128 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,240 You say it for me. 129 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,400 I'll tell you something, you are the poorest birds I've ever seen. 130 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,320 Hey.! 131 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,240 Hey, Amusa thinks you're a fabulous guy. 132 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,280 He's apologetic as hell. He's happy to go 150. 133 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,880 The reason he said 75 was because he got confused. 134 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,800 He started thinking in Africa money. 135 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,680 You hear? He'll go 150. That's a good deal. It is. 136 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,640 It's good and it's bad. 137 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,760 There's a guaranteed return, and that's good. 138 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:55,120 But the guarantor is Amusa, and Amusa's a rookie, and that's bad. 139 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,280 But it's an easily transportable object, and that's good. 140 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,600 Only it's in a rotten position in the museum... 141 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,640 30 steps to the quickest exit, and that's bad. 142 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:08,240 And the glass over the stone, that's bad too, because that's glass with metal mixed in it. 143 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,240 Bullet proof. Shatter proof. 144 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,880 But the locks don't look impossible... three, maybe five, tumblers. 145 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,440 But there's no alarm system and that's the worst because... 146 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:19,080 that means no one's going to get lazy watching, knowing the alarm will pick up... 147 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,440 their mistakes, which means the whole thing has got to be a diversion job. 148 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,280 And that's good and that's bad, because if the diversion's too big, it'll draw pedestrians. 149 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,800 And if the diversion's not big enough, it won't draw that watchman. 150 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,360 Dortmunder, I don't know where the hell you are or what the hell you're sayin'. 151 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,760 Just tell me, will you plan the job? 152 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,920 It's what I do. 153 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,120 [Sneezes] Well, my God, you've expanded. 154 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,200 Can't beat the panic business in this town. 155 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,880 Every time the "Daily News" has a scare headline, people go bananas. 156 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,640 Hi. Did you get what you want? 157 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:04,040 - Yes. Three locks. Thank you. - Enjoy 'em. 158 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,240 - I got some really key guys I can call for you for the job. - Okay. 159 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,480 And I wouldn't mind doin' the lock work myself. 160 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,400 You make your calls. That'll be just fine... 161 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,120 except I was thinking of using Saul Neisser for lock man. 162 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,840 - No hard feelings. - Uh, Saul's in jail now. 163 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,920 They got him for letting a lion loose. 164 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,640 Hey, we're home! 165 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,400 - Hello. Hello. - [Cooing] 166 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,360 Hi. 167 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,000 Hi. 168 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,200 - God, you look awful. - Not you. Who's keepin' you? 169 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,120 - Him. We're practically rich. - We're not rich. 170 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,120 And now you're working together. 171 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,960 [Baby Crying] 172 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,440 Listen, he doesn't think I'm good enough to work with him. 173 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,760 He must have just been kidding you. 174 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,040 Personally, you know how fond I am of Kelp. 175 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,160 He, he hit me in the eye this morning when I went to pick him up. 176 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,240 He gets nervous under pressure, you know that. 177 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,240 Not anymore. We're well off now. 178 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,360 He doesn't have to hustle. He's relaxed. 179 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,920 He's still family, and I don't like working with family. 180 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,160 - What if we get caught? Who'd look after you? - Andrew doesn't get caught. 181 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,080 You're the one with that difficulty. 182 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,160 Come on, Clara. You're not fair. He's had rough breaks. 183 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,320 I don't need you defending me to my sister. 184 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,240 I don't need you attacking my husband. 185 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,400 My record doesn't need defending by anybody. 186 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,000 Bye, John. Pull thejob without him and write me... 187 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,880 when you're back in stir so I'll know where you are. 188 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,200 Hold it. All right. I'll tell you what. I'll consider using him, okay? 189 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,160 - His nerves are now steel. - I'll get to work making some calls. 190 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,040 [Laughs] Are you happy? 191 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,600 - [Giggling] - [Chuckles] 192 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,240 The kid's peeing on me. 193 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,680 Hey, everything okay? 194 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,920 Hello, Stan. 195 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Hey, what do ya say, Ma? 196 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,880 Hey, look what I bought. Brand-new. 197 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,880 - "What is it?" - Daytona Speedway... in stereo. 198 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,600 Oh, play it for me, Stan. 199 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,520 I could use a little cheering. 200 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,080 [Engines Roaring] 201 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,000 Okay, Ma? 202 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,680 Uh, a little more treble, Stan. 203 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,600 What? 204 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,960 - Treble. - Treble, right. 205 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,200 [Engines Roaring, Tires Screeching] 206 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,320 [Inaudible] 207 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,000 [Inaudible] 208 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,160 [Phone Ringing] 209 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,680 [Ringing Continues] 210 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,600 Yeah? 211 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,840 Who? I can't hear. 212 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,960 Hey, Kelp! What do ya say? 213 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,920 - "[Baby Crying]" - [No Audible Dialogue] 214 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,240 [Man On Radio] All right. We go into the top half of the seventh inning. 215 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,320 Mets on top of the Dodgers. Score three to one. 216 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,280 Rather exciting game this evening... 217 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,680 on a very, very hot evening here in New York. 218 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,600 104 degrees. We don't have the humidity. 219 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,280 - Good to see you back. - Anybody here yet? 220 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,720 One fellow. A draft beer. I don't think I knew him. 221 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,080 You're a double Jack Daniel's straight up. 222 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,280 - Surprised you remember. - It's the only way to make it in this business. 223 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:05,160 Customer relations. Once I got your drink, you're mine for life. 224 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,640 [Man On Radio Continues, Indistinct] 225 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,960 - Murch? - Dortmunder? 226 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,880 - What do ya say? - Hi. 227 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,160 - How ya doin'? - You're early. 228 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,000 Yeah. I made good time. 229 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,840 You know, instead of goin' all the way around the Belt... 230 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,400 I went up Rockaway Parkway and over Eastern Parkway to Grand Army Plaza. 231 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,600 Then right up Flatbush Avenue to the Manhattan Bridge... 232 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,880 and up Third Avenue, pbbt, through the park at 79th Street. 233 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,760 There's a Pinch bottle and Perrier out there asking for Kelp. 234 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,200 If he calls himself Greenberg, send him on in. 235 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,920 Sure. Kelp takes his Jack Daniel's with soda. 236 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,760 Next time around, gimme a bottle of salt, will ya there, pal? 237 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,200 You know at night you can make better time that way than if you went... 238 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,640 all the way around the Belt, through the Battery Tunnel, up the Westside Highway? 239 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,840 I never knew that. 240 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,160 - The bartender said to bring salt to the draft. - Yeah, right here, pal. 241 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,320 - Rollo said you had the bottle. Oh. - Right here. 242 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,320 - Hey! - Hey, you're early. Huh? 243 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,720 Hey, Allan Greenberg, this is John Dortmunder. 244 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,640 - Pleasure. - Stanley Murch, Allan Greenberg. 245 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,520 - I'll get your chair, Al. Sit right down. - Al. 246 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,760 - Thank you. - Okay. 247 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,200 Huh. 248 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,760 Dortmunder's open for questions. 249 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,400 Yeah, I was thinking... We get 150 a week till we do the job, right? 250 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,400 Then why do we ever do the job? 251 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,200 Because we'll only get a few weeks out of Amusa and I'd rather split the 100,000. 252 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,840 - Right. - Equal splits? 253 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,400 Yeah. I don't work any other way. 254 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,880 There's gonna be need for a lot of preparation and surveillance. 255 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,800 Most of it night work. Kelp says there's muggers in the area so go easy. 256 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,280 Once we get the diamond, um... 257 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,000 Well, why do we have to give it to this Amusa? 258 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,680 It sounds like it's worth more than 100,000. 259 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,160 Should we deal with the, uh, insurance company directly? 260 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,720 Well, that's always possible if something happens to Amusa. 261 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,400 Well, just so we're flexible in our thinking. 262 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,480 Uh, one little problem is that Amusa knows who me and Dortmunder are. 263 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,000 And since this stone is this big symbolic thing, I'm not all that anxious... 264 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,560 to have an entire African nation after my ass, if you don't mind. 265 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,760 Blowguns and poison arrows, no thanks. 266 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,840 I think they're a little more modern now, Andrew. 267 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,720 Is that supposed to make me feel better, tommy guns and airplanes? 268 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,400 What are these numbers there? 269 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,120 - Suit sizes for the uniforms you're gonna buy. - Buy? What's wrong with renting? 270 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,640 Come on, Doctor. You said you'd supply mat�riel. 271 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,080 You mean it's actually going to happen? 272 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,760 Maybe not right away, but we're researching full time now. 273 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,880 [Chuckles] I'm a criminal. 274 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,960 Bigger. 275 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,080 I've never seen one like that before. 276 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,080 Uh, well, it's kind of European and I, uh... 277 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,680 I learned it when I was at the Sorbonne. 278 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,440 Oh. Right. 279 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,720 - God, I'm sorry. - Oh, that's okay. Just go ahead. 280 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,160 No. Bigger. 281 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,520 Uh, I picked this up at Berkeley. 282 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,720 - You studied a lot, I guess. - I love school. 283 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,040 Bigger still. 284 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,800 I'll work on it. 285 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,240 And I'll need noise. 286 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,520 How much noise? 287 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,320 [Roars] 288 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,040 Okay. 289 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,800 Aaah! 290 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,720 Oh! 291 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,640 Help! Police! 292 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,040 [Grunts] 293 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,040 Police... Police! 294 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,960 All right. Are you okay, fella? 295 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,360 I am now. 296 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,320 [Engine Starts, Revs] 297 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,160 [Explosion Reverberates] 298 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,880 Aaah-h... 299 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,040 Get the fire extinguishers. I'll take care of him. 300 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,120 - It wouldn't steer. The wheel... - Yeah. 301 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,760 [Footsteps Approaching] 302 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,560 Kelly, don't just stand there. Get the buckets. 303 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,160 Get those fire extinguishers... 304 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,280 Get them away from the gas tank. 305 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,520 The wheel. The wheel. 306 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,160 - Easy, fella. - I couldn't make it turn. 307 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,240 - "What is this?" - H-H-How do you mean? How do you mean? 308 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,280 I can't find the goddamned place. The building sounds like it's exploding. 309 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,520 - And I'm all the hell turned around. - Uh-huh. Let me show you. 310 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,920 Take the east and your first left and that should be it. 311 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,520 Sounded like a mother of a crash. I wouldn't miss a crash like that. 312 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,400 - Thanks. - Yeah, anytime. 313 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,240 Get back over here with that extinguisher. Hurry up! 314 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,160 [Indistinct] 315 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,080 - I called the ambulance. - [Gasping] 316 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,600 Get those people back.! Back.! 317 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,760 [Man] Cops cannot get this thing under control. 318 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,080 It wouldn't matter. He's gone. 319 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,440 [Lock Rattles] 320 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,080 [Swallows] 321 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,400 [Clears Throat] How's it coming? 322 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,040 You don't mean how's it coming. You mean what's the matter. That's what you mean. 323 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,640 You mean what am I doing with a lox like Kelp? 324 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,560 A no-talent, no-good, no-confidence... 325 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,880 I get caught tonight, and it's life for me. 326 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:32,160 And in all the world, who did I choose to take that risk with? 327 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,560 You. 328 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,760 Now why do you think I did that? 329 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,360 Because you've got golden hands, Andrew. 330 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,920 Those hands can open any lock devised by man. 331 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,440 You really think I got golden hands? 332 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,600 Nah, maybe they used to be golden. 333 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,560 - I used to be great, I admit that. - You are great now. 334 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,560 And you're gonna be legendary. 335 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,120 - I'm a doctor! Let me through, please. - "[Murch] Oh, God.!" 336 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,880 - Anybody call an ambulance? - Yes, sir. A few minutes ago. 337 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,000 - [Screams] - It's all right. It's all right. 338 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,760 I'm gonna need all of you. We're gonna have to put him in temporary traction ourselves. 339 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,040 - I thought we weren't supposed to touch people... - Now you listen to me! 340 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,080 His ribs are scratching his heart. 341 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,160 At any second now, they're gonna cut right through. 342 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,400 - You want that on your conscience, you tell me. - Sorry. 343 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,280 [Lock Rattles] 344 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,200 Me. 345 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,800 I did that. Me. I did that. 346 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,760 Legendary. 347 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,880 Get the others. 348 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,560 No! 349 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,560 - Bring him up. - Ah, no... 350 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,200 - Bring him up slow. It's gonna be all right. - Do it slow. 351 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,640 It's all right. Bring him up. Hold the tension. 352 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,560 You're doing it. That's good. You're gonna be fine. 353 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,040 - [Whimpering] - You're gonna be fine. Shhh, shhh, shhh. 354 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,280 - Hold him. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. 355 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,720 - Oh, yes. - You're gonna be fine. 356 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,880 Oh, bless you. Bless you, Doctor. 357 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:04,120 [Crying] Thank you. Thank you very much... 358 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,120 You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. 359 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,040 - God bless you. - Hold him. 360 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,960 - I'm gonna be fine, right? - Perfect. 361 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,880 - Okay. - They're doing it. 362 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,280 They're doing it really right. Hold it, boys. That's it. 363 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,000 - Don't leave me! - It's all right. It's all right. 364 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,800 - Hold him. - Uh, wait a minute. Back here by the gas tank. 365 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,480 Where the hell is that ambulance? 366 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,960 - Where's the ambulance? - It's coming. It's coming. 367 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,200 - Now... - [Gasping] Aaah, ow, ow... 368 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,640 Shh, sh, sh. Where's the nearest phone? Tell me. 369 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,560 - It's right inside... - [Screams] 370 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,480 - Sh. Sh. Sh. - Don't let him leave! 371 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,400 - Hold him good. - Hold me. 372 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,400 Hold him until I come back. You understand? 373 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,760 - Hold me. - Hold the tension. Keep the tension strong. 374 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,640 - Keep it strong. - Keep it... You hear him? 375 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,760 [Sirens Blaring] 376 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,840 [Sirens Continue] 377 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,200 Okay, here they come. Here they come. 378 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,600 Now, come on. Stand back now. Let 'em through. 379 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,600 Come on now. Get out of the road. Let 'em through there. 380 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,560 - Murch? - Okay, so far. 381 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,920 Okay. [Indistinct] 382 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,320 [Grunts] 383 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,360 [Strains] 384 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,080 You sure you got it all unlocked? 385 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,200 - You haven't insulted me enough already? - Sorry. Okay. Once again. 386 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,480 The man in the car. 387 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,800 Over here. 388 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,920 [Metal Clanging] 389 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,080 [Grunts] 390 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,840 Come on. Get in. Hurry. 391 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,080 - I can't hold it. - What? 392 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,800 I can't hold it. I can't. 393 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,080 Hold it. Hold it! Hold it! God, hol... 394 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,240 - [Chattering] - [Siren Wailing] 395 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,280 How could you do this to me? There's no air in here. You know what this feels like? 396 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,240 Okay, together. Up. Where are you? Come on. Again. Up. 397 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,200 [Chattering] 398 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,040 - Grab it. - Easy. 399 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,800 [Straining] 400 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,480 - What is it? - I forgot my tools. Take it. 401 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,840 [Man] Kelly, don'tjust stand there. [Indistinct] 402 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,680 Let's get out of here. 403 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,480 Hey, have you seen them? 404 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,840 They're trapped. In here. 405 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,560 [Man Yelling] 406 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,320 [Grunts] 407 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,000 [Man] Over here. Come over and help me. Over here. 408 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,960 [Man 409 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,920 [Swallows] 410 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,240 No. No, thanks. 411 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,160 Yeah, thanks, honey. 412 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,160 - Hey, we made the "Daily News." - What? 413 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,160 - Let me see. - Yeah. Yeah. Listen. Listen. 414 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,200 Uh, uh, uh, "priceless jewel." "The Sahara Stone."Uh, "says that, uh, "the museum"..."" 415 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,040 "The dazzlingly successful operation was handled by four men... 416 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,400 one of whom escaped from a hospital ambulance by savagely assaulting a doctor." 417 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,480 - I didn't savagely assault him. - "Another has been identified as Alan Greenberg... 418 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,880 - of 52 West 11 th in Westbury." - I just popped him. 419 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,360 That ain't savage. You expect rotten reporting in the "Times." 420 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,200 - The "Daily News" called me a dazzling success. - [Chuckles] 421 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,760 - Did they say anything about what we did with the diamond? - What? 422 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,360 The thing to remember, Andrew, is we haven't got it. 423 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,120 I'm just tryin' to look on the bright side. 424 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,080 Greenberg obviously dropped the damn thing in the museum. I know it's there. 425 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,360 Well, why don't you just wander on over and tell them about your interest. 426 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,720 I'm sure they'll be happy to let you look around to your heart's content. 427 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,960 - Stan. - Pleasure. 428 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,560 - Hey, what am I gonna tell Amusa? - Come on, kid. 429 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,240 - Tell him good-bye. From now on I'm sticking to plumbing. - You take failure too hard. 430 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,440 I don't mind it so much anymore. 431 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,920 - That's some stomach. - Then it is an ulcer? 432 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,240 No, no. Not yet. 433 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,600 Right now, it's only gastritis. 434 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,120 Can you make it go away? 435 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,640 I guessed you were the strong, silent type. 436 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,320 That's no good. You keep everything inside you. 437 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,760 Don't get into tension situations. 438 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,160 Don't get into arguments. Turn the other cheek. 439 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,960 Smile. Then we'll just have to make a few adjustments in your diet. 440 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,920 - What do you mean? - Here. 441 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,360 Chew on these. Keep 'em handy. Stock up at the drugstore... 442 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,800 - and I'll give you some pills to go with it. - How serious is it? 443 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,120 I want you to keep away from ketchup and mustard and onions... 444 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,000 and, uh, garlic and tea and coffee... 445 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,640 and tobacco and scotch... 446 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:02,080 "and bourbon and vodka and gin"... 447 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,520 You'll never guess why I had to find you. 448 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,480 - Another key job? - Not exactly. 449 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,000 More like the same one again. See, Greenberg's got it. 450 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,920 - Greenberg? - Yeah, yeah. 451 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,840 He contacted his lawyer, the lawyer called Amusa and Amusa called me. 452 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,520 I got him up to 200 a week on our per diem. 453 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,440 L-I think I could've squeezed 250, but... 454 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,680 - you gotta let those diplomats save face when you can. - Yeah. Where's the stone? 455 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,600 Where's Greenberg is really the question. 456 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,400 Greenberg's in state prison and once we bust him outta there, the stone is ours. 457 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,280 You want me to break into prison? 458 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,560 I'll be with you every step of the way. 459 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,840 [Bell Chiming] 460 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,640 What I'm talkin' about is a point of view. You gotta have a point of view. 461 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:53,080 You just can't... You go through to say no all the time. You cannot... That's good luck. 462 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,040 Come on. Come on. Look. Look. 463 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,120 There are many ways to approach something, right? 464 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,400 You always take the negative point of view. 465 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,480 Just don't be negative. Just say to yourself... 466 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560 It's just the psychology... psychological thing. 467 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,080 Just say to yourself, no, I'm not gonna be negative. I'm gonna be positive. 468 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,000 Shall we get right down to cases, gentlemen? 469 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,080 I'm sure you have more important things to do. I know I have. 470 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,040 You're Greenberg's lawyer. 471 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,480 My card. 472 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,480 My client is innocent. No court could convince me otherwise. 473 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,880 Unfortunately, the fact that my client was captured the night of the robbery... 474 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,200 traipsing around a museum in a guard's uniform... 475 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:49,680 might seem to an uninformed juror slightly more than circumstantial evidence. 476 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,360 Therefore, I am following my client's instructions and I'm doing... 477 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,240 what has to be done to expedite his release from prison. 478 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,320 What about the stone? 479 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,080 My client informs me that he got away with it. 480 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,160 And if you spring him, he will turn it over to you with gratitude and appreciation. 481 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,680 If you won't, he will hand it over to the authorities... 482 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,680 in exchange for lightening his sentence. 483 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,280 If I seem less than enchanted with all of you... 484 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,200 it's only because I do not like the way you led my son... 485 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,240 the horse's ass, into the path of lawlessness. 486 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,800 - You're Greenberg's father? - Guilty. 487 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,560 I have managed to secure some notes... 488 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,800 about the prison guards and plans of state prison... 489 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,480 which mainly handles the overflow of convicted prisoners... 490 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,600 and some special cases from the city. 491 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,320 Otto. 492 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,320 Could you please... 493 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,560 Please stop that, Otto. 494 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,760 Do you honestly think picking your feet is the height of human aspiration? 495 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,680 [Grunts] Screw, huh? 496 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,600 Yeah, screw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 497 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,920 Don't get me into those intellectual arguments, all right? 498 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,120 Why don't you pick your nose like other people? 499 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,080 [Man] Greenberg. 500 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,000 Visitor. 501 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,480 - Hello, Alan. - Hi. 502 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,960 - How goes the world? - The world misses you. 503 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,880 Your friends miss you. 504 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,480 I miss you most of all. 505 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,320 Well, um, how's my appeal coming? 506 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,320 Oh, it's going very well. 507 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,080 I wouldn't be surprised if you heard something by next week. I'll be in touch with you. 508 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,480 That's good news. 509 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,680 All your friends ask is that you... 510 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,520 meet them halfway. 511 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,440 I'll certainly try. 512 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,440 Anything worth trying... 513 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,600 is worth trying more than once. 514 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,440 Three times at the very least. 515 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,440 - I'll do my best. - You must. 516 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,840 Even though the effort lands you in the hospital. 517 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,360 In a hospital? 518 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,800 That's what I said. 519 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,360 Good-bye, Al. 520 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,840 [Inaudible] 521 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,000 Here's the mat�riel request, Doctor. 522 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,800 What is it this time? More uniforms, uh... A truck. 523 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,480 Yes, sir, and it's gotta be kind of huge. 524 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,520 A kind of huge truck. 525 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,840 And it can't be hot. You can rent it but it better not... 526 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,080 be traceable back to you, if we're caught. 527 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,000 You might consider buying it. 528 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,360 A legitimate kind of huge truck. 529 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,360 Hey, listen. I'll be back on time... 530 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,920 and I don't want you to think I'm a quitter... 531 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,000 but if you're not there, I ain't waitin'. 532 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,800 [Engine Revs] 533 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,760 [Snoring] 534 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,920 [Metal Snapping] 535 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,280 Down. 536 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,920 - Go! - Wait. 537 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,400 [Panting] 538 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,240 Here, take this. 539 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,400 - What's that? - Hard candy. 540 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,880 - Let me have some. My throat's dry. - You wouldn't like it. 541 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,320 - Let me be the judge of that. - You didn't get it. 542 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,240 - I did. I got it. - Oh. 543 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,080 Okay. This is it. Let's go. 544 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,800 Come on. 545 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,880 That's some kind of crazy hard candy. 546 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,080 - Tastes like medicine. - It's a new flavor they're test marketing. 547 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,840 The hell it's a new flavor. That's stomach junk. 548 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,080 - What do you got, an ulcer? - Gastritis. 549 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,800 Years away from ulcers yet. 550 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,280 All these years you've made me feel inferior with your nerves of steel routine. 551 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,280 I've got better things to do than to listen to this. 552 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,280 [Snoring] 553 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,960 [Lock Clicks] 554 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,720 [Phone Ringing] 555 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,240 [Ringing Continues] 556 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,840 Section four. 557 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,760 No, no. Johnson's "on the next shi"ft. 558 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,840 [Snoring] 559 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,960 [Screaming] 560 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,880 [Screaming] 561 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,080 Cut that out! Cut that out! Guard! 562 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,840 Stop picking your feet! I told you! I'm gonna tell you again! 563 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,360 - "I'm gonna tell you again.!" - Guard! Guard! He's after my feet! 564 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,000 I told you not to pick your feet! 565 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,720 Guard, he's after my feet! 566 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,800 - Goddamned feet! Good-bye! - Guard! Guard! 567 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,760 - [Screaming] - Guard! 568 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,760 Your feet are dead! Your feet are dead! 569 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,160 Guard! 570 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,040 [Gagging] 571 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,880 [Engine Starts] 572 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,040 What the hell? Why didn't you bring a ladder? 573 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,880 - I can't climb one of these things. - Go on, for God's sake. 574 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,880 You shouldn't have brought a stupid rope. I can't climb any stupid rope. 575 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,600 Help him. 576 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,640 - Help him? - Yeah, help me. 577 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,440 - Come on. - Use my shoulder. 578 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,720 - Like this? - Yes. 579 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,800 - Okay? - "Yeah." 580 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,720 [Straining] 581 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,480 Where's that thing? That handle? 582 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,120 - There's no thing. Wait. - Go on. 583 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:39,760 I... can't... feel... [Grunting] I can't... 584 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,680 - Are you there? - Always. Go on. 585 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,840 Oh, God, my leg. [Grunts] 586 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,640 Go on. Go. 587 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,000 [Siren Wailing] 588 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,080 Come on. 589 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,640 [Gunshots] 590 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,600 Hit it. 591 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,960 [Bullets Ricochet] 592 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,360 [Tires Squealing] 593 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,280 [Tires Screeching] 594 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,920 [Exhales, Chuckles] 595 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,600 I didn't think it cornered too good. 596 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,840 We're not moving. 597 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,960 What the hell? Come on! Let's get moving. 598 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,160 No. W-We're staying here till 6:00... 599 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,200 till all the other trucks start goin'. 600 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:15,480 Then Murch will drive us back. 601 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,600 [Panting] Well, that's really good thinking, waiting here. 602 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:23,360 And back in the city, we hand over the stone and collect our dough. 603 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,920 - Mm. - Well, um... 604 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,880 We can at least start, uh, working on that tomorrow. 605 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,520 What do you mean start working on it? 606 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,000 Well, it's, uh... 607 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,120 - It's just not gonna be that easy, that's all. - Why not? 608 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,360 You hid it in the police station. 609 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,240 - It's where I was. - Well, surely then... 610 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,920 at the museum you could have... 611 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,320 - Or somewhere! - He swallowed it. 612 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,040 What happened then? When did you next see the diamond? 613 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,960 Not until the next day. 614 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,360 I'll sort of skip over that part, if you don't mind. 615 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,600 - I wish you would. - Right. The next time I had the diamond... 616 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,600 I was in a police station in a detention cell on the top floor. 617 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,640 And that's where you hid it? 618 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:15,120 Well, what else could I do? 619 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,240 I couldn't keep it on me, not in jail. 620 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,960 Couldn't you have just kept on swallowing it? 621 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,120 No. 622 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,560 [Police Radio, Indistinct] 623 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,840 Gee, that's a nice watch. 624 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,000 I'd really like that watch. 625 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,920 Keep goin' to church and maybe God'll reward you. 626 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,960 [Police Radio, Indistinct] 627 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,640 I didn't say I'd like a watch like that... 628 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,320 I said I'd like that watch. 629 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,400 [Metal Snaps] 630 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,080 [Sighs] 631 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,360 - It's yours. - Thanks. 632 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,120 Here's the mat�riel request, Doctor. 633 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,200 Is it going to upset me? 634 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,600 I think it's safe to say that. Yes, sir. 635 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,720 Whoo! Yeah. 636 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,480 [Sighs] 637 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,160 You're sure you've driven one of these things before, right? 638 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,000 - [Clears Throat] - I don't wanna know the answer, neither do you. 639 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,360 Let's load. Come on. 640 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,000 [Murch Mumbles] 641 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,320 [Mouthing Words] 642 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,760 [Mumbling] 643 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,080 You phony. You've never even seen one of these up close before. 644 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,080 You know, you got some kind of mouth. 645 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,720 I got books at home how to make one of these. 646 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,920 All right, all you do is hit this here. Hit this switch here. 647 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,160 Hit this. Hit... this one here. 648 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,240 Over here. These two here. 649 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,240 Double it over. Hit that switch there. 650 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,880 Hit your battery and your starter. 651 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,360 [Engine Whirring] 652 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,440 Come on, baby. 653 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,360 You're gonna click. You're gonna click. 654 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,560 We're gonna go. 655 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,640 Come on, baby. 656 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,360 What do ya say? 657 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,080 I told you I could drive anything, yeah? 658 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,280 Hey! 659 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,120 [Chuckles] What do ya say, Kelp? 660 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,400 [Murch] There's the police station roof. Get ready. 661 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,520 This is it! 662 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:24,560 Murch, you ass! It's the wrong roof! 663 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,560 I counted the blocks over from the river. 664 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,000 I could've sworn I got it right. 665 01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,600 Well, just don't stand there like a dummy. Will ya go ask questions. 666 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,800 If you're gonna be a sorehead about this, I'll go ask 'em. 667 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,880 You probably couldn't even find them. 668 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,560 I'm, uh, sorry to bother you, gentlemen... 669 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,000 but we're looking for the Ninth Street Precinct House. 670 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,400 That's right, Officer. There is one on Ninth Street. 671 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,200 Two blocks straight ahead. 672 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,600 Aw, hell. Two blocks ain't bad. 673 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,400 That's it. 674 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,000 Come in. 675 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,800 - Lieutenant, the phone's gone dead. - Aw, again? 676 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,480 Uh, did you try, uh, jigglin' it and everything? 677 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,400 - Yes, sir. - Yeah? 678 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:35,200 Somebody's jamming our signal. We can't broadcast and we can't receive. 679 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,120 Well, did you try... 680 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,080 monkeyin' with it and everything? 681 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,360 I'm tellin' ya, somebody set up a jammer on us. 682 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,840 We used to have the same thing in the South Pacific. 683 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,000 Okay. Okay. I'd better tell the captain. 684 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,320 Get me the cap... 685 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,480 We'll have to blow it. 686 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,840 You sure you guys got the right place? 687 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,320 [Object Pops, Hisses] 688 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,480 - "[Lieutenant] Yeah." - Sir? 689 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,400 Bombs. There's bombs in the street, sir. 690 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,560 Bombs, huh? 691 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,400 It's a revolution. It's a goddamned revolution. 692 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,320 [Explosion] 693 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,320 They always try for the police stations first. 694 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,480 T-T-Tear gas in the stairwells. They're cutting us off from the detention cells. 695 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,160 Break out the riot guns on the double. On the double! 696 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,080 [Man] Come on, fellas. Go.! 697 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,000 I'm not gonna be the first American policeman to lose a station. 698 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,360 [Cop Shouting] Can you see it? 699 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,320 Take cover. Take cover! 700 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,240 [Coughing] 701 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,680 - Go on! - [Coughing] 702 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,520 Me, fellas? You doin' all this to free me? 703 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,920 That's beautiful, man. That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard of. 704 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,240 - "[Indistinct Yelling]" - "[Coughing]" 705 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,760 [Commotion Continues] 706 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,280 How the hell can it not be there? 707 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:59,520 - Did you take it? - It's been here for weeks. 708 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,640 Somebody else took it, that's all. 709 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,640 [Commotion Continues] 710 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,400 [Engine Whirring] 711 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,960 [Coughing] 712 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,960 We beat 'em, men! 713 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,000 I've had it with that stinking stone, man! 714 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,840 I'm done! That's all! Good-bye, Charlie. 715 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,520 Not me. 716 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,880 I've got no choice. 717 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,320 I'm not superstitious... 718 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:19,160 and I don' believe in jinxes, but that stone's jinxed me and it won't let go. 719 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,200 I've been damned near bitten... 720 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,400 shot at, peed on and robbed. 721 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:28,680 And worse is gonna happen before it's done. So I'm takin' my stand. 722 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,520 I'm goin' all the way. 723 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,680 Either I get it... 724 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,600 or it gets me. 725 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,720 And if I ever find out that you talked to anyone... 726 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,200 Come on. How dumb do you think I am? 727 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:48,160 Anyway, Dad made me swear not to tell. 728 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,080 He knew? 729 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,840 Well, of course he knew. He's my lawyer, isn't he? 730 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,120 He has to know all the facts. 731 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,080 Now, come on. He's my father. 732 01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,480 He wouldn't cross me anymore than I'd cross you. 733 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,440 Watch your step there, Mr. Greenberg. 734 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,600 I'll keep lookout. 735 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,320 Do you want a kidnapping charge? 736 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,160 That's all you need with a record like yours. You want it? 737 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:27,280 - Abe Greenberg will lay it on ya. - You do that. 738 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,840 [Coughs] 739 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,640 - Dad? - Allan? 740 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,080 Get me out of this. 741 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,520 Trust me, son. 742 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,520 - You'll answer to the courts for this! - Where's the diamond? 743 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,640 We don't know anything. 744 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,000 Tell him what you finally told us! 745 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:50,720 What did you tell them, Allan? 746 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,640 Just... 747 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:02,960 Just that when you first came to visit me in prison... 748 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,720 that you said... 749 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,920 if they don't wanna spring you... 750 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,920 and if you knew where the stone was... 751 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,840 you could get it... 752 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:22,240 and sell it. 753 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,000 And use the money to spring me. 754 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,600 You think I took the diamond? You think I'd cross my own son? 755 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,960 That or you're in it together. Come on. 756 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,200 What? No! 757 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,200 - Alan! Alan! - No! Please! 758 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,160 No, Daddy! 759 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,560 I just told you where it was! Daddy, please! 760 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,960 No.! Make them believe that, please.! 761 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,800 For God's sake, Daddy! 762 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,720 I just told you where it was! 763 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,040 I'm sorry. 764 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,360 I just don't think you can do it. 765 01:12:56,400 --> 01:13:00,040 We'll throw him down and you right after. 766 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,080 - Help me! No! - Never. Never in this world. 767 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:07,280 No! Stop it! Daddy, for God's sake! 768 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:10,560 It's a long way down, Dad. 769 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,520 [Allan] Stop him.! 770 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,080 Dad, please.! 771 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,000 - It's not in you. - "No, Daddy, please.!" 772 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,600 [Yelling, Indistinct] 773 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,880 Help me.! 774 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,960 I just told you where it was! 775 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,240 [Yelling, Indistinct] 776 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,080 I am sometime so astute, it's remarkable. 777 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:45,440 There are some things people will not do. 778 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:51,040 But there's things that get done that you can't do yourself. 779 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,240 There's things that happen that you can make happen! 780 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,880 Am I right, Chicken? 781 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,720 [Growling] 782 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,600 [Chuckles] 783 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,520 - Get out! - No! 784 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,720 - Now, you will stop this. - No! 785 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:23,400 I know what you will do and what you won't do, and don't do this. 786 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:26,920 - Help me! - I haven't got the time. Now, stop this. 787 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,800 [Allan Yelling] Help me, Daddy.! 788 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,200 I'll kill you, bastard! Get off! 789 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,600 Stop him now! 790 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,720 - "Jesus.! Put me down.!" - Put him down, Chicken. 791 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,640 Daddy, help me.! 792 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,560 [Screams] 793 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,160 [Scream Fades] 794 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:51,240 Chicken, no! 795 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,680 Stop him.! Stop him.! Jesus, stop him.! 796 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,880 [Straining] 797 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,880 Tell him he can have it! Tell him he can have it! 798 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,800 You can have the rock. Tell him you can have the rock! 799 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,880 Tell him.! Tell him.! 800 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:10,480 Here! Here! It's in my safe deposit box. 801 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,840 Here! The keys! 802 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:22,760 [Allan] I'm gonna tell Mama on you, Dad. 803 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,560 I know. I know. 804 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,720 [Breathing Heavily] 805 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,000 - [Chattering] - "[Phone Ringing]" 806 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:30,920 [Doorbell Buzzes] 807 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:07,240 - Why didn't you tell me they ran a signature check? - You didn't ask me, sweetie. 808 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,480 - How's your forgery? - Fair. 809 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:14,200 - Fair to good. I'll brush up on it. - And how long will that take... 810 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,480 and what happens to Mr. Greenberg in the meantime? 811 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,000 You'll hold him here. We can't afford to let him loose. 812 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,520 - Come on, guys. Let's not fight among ourselves. - Why not? 813 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,880 You want me to hold him prisoner here? 814 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,920 It's called accessory after the fact. 815 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,400 - Minimum sentence... - Shut up, Dad. 816 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:31,040 Gratitude. 817 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,360 While you're practicing up on your penmanship... 818 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:37,120 you might leave a little time for a refresher course in plastic surgery. 819 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,600 I've been tippin' people at that bank for years. 820 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,240 Everybody knows Abe Greenberg. That key won't get you anything. 821 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:48,120 Even if you forge my name, you'll never forge this amiable countenance. 822 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,800 Wait. Wait. 823 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,720 How's this? 824 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,640 One of you goes into the bank with me, armed, naturally. 825 01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:01,480 And when I open the box, you grab the diamond. Good? 826 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,960 Brilliant, except that that box is in the name of Mr. Abe Greenberg. 827 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,400 And Mr. Abe Greenberg is the only one allowed to get at it. 828 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,400 Wait. Wait. How's this? 829 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,280 You kill me. Bang, bang, bang! 830 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,600 And then you take the diamond from my wife when she inherits it. 831 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:21,000 Good? Brilliant... 832 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:24,800 except when I die, that box gets opened in the presence of my wife... 833 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,880 her lawyer, two bank officers and a man from probate court. 834 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,720 She'd never get that diamond halfway home. 835 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,120 That's the toughest bank anywhere. 836 01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:47,360 I'm really quite disenchanted with the results you're getting. 837 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,280 Things could be worse, Doctor. 838 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,520 I mean, at least we know where it is. 839 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,400 Now, all we need is a little plan. 840 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:58,160 "Here's the mat�riel request, Doctor. 841 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,400 "You'll notice there's a submarine on it! 842 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:05,080 "But don't get excited, we don't need anything atomic. 843 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:09,040 Just your standard, ordinary sub. We're used to hardships." 844 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:12,680 Just give us a few days, Doctor. We'll come through for you. 845 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,840 My guys thrive on challenge. 846 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,760 Eat your hearts out, you sappy bastards. 847 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,880 [Laughing] 848 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,920 It's crazy, but I somehow feel this is all my fault. 849 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Not so crazy. It is all your fault. 850 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:36,320 Hey, come on. Don't talk that way. 851 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:39,080 - Hey, we got a winning team. - [Chuckles] 852 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,120 If what we've been doin' is winnin', guy... 853 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,040 you better keep your eye on the referee 'cause somebody's killin' us. 854 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,040 - "[Kelp] Dortmunder'll" think of somethin'. - "[Murch] Oh, yeah." 855 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,400 Won't you think of somethin'? 856 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,800 He's thinkin'of somethin'. 857 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:23,040 [Crowd Cheers On Radio] 858 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,640 [Man On Radio] All right. Seaver's now, again... 859 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,200 shaking off a sign given to him by Yogi Berra. 860 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,360 Evidently, they're not in communication tonight. 861 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:34,080 Maybe something took place in the locker room just prior to the game starting. 862 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:36,480 Whatever it is, he's shaking one more sign. 863 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,920 Apparently, he remembers seeing something we don't. 864 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:45,280 [Inhales, Exhales] 865 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:49,480 - This the plan? - No. 866 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,600 On that one, we don't get the diamond. 867 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,880 - You got one where we do get it? - Just this one. 868 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:59,080 - Let's work on this one. - Only trouble is we also get caught. 869 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,320 - Can't you refine it? - I don't see how. 870 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,280 I would've been here sooner, but when I took Pennsylvania to the Interborough... 871 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,240 and then Woodhaven to Queens Boulevard to the bridge... 872 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,400 Con Ed was digging a hole at the intersection. 873 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:10,480 Stan, we got troubles of our own. 874 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:14,520 You think I don't know? 53rd Street's one-way, Park Avenue traffic is murder... 875 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,480 and the lights is all set wrong. 876 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,480 So you can forget about your getaway. 877 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,640 [Scoffs, Snorts] 878 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,920 It's like God was tellin' us to go straight. 879 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,720 I tried everything I could think of. 880 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:30,720 I did. 881 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,920 But you see... 882 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,440 the walls of the vault are 27 inches thick. 883 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:39,720 And if that's not enough... 884 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,200 Miasmo. 885 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:52,600 - Did you say "Miasmo"? - Miasmo. 886 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,720 I'm sorry. Floor? 887 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,920 Twenty-six, please. 888 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:23,440 - Look at the lights. - I beg your pardon? 889 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,360 Look at the lights. 890 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,840 See how even they are. 891 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,880 How regular. 892 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,840 What a rhythm they have. 893 01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,760 Look at them. They're fascinating. 894 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:39,280 You feel the soothing effect of them. 895 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:44,160 You can feel the soothing effect relaxing you. 896 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,320 Relaxing deeply. 897 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:50,880 And as you look at the numbers, your eyelids are growing heavy. 898 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,840 Very heavy. 899 01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:00,120 I'd like to see about renting a safe deposit box. 900 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,640 Yes. A safe deposit. All right. 901 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,800 There we are, sir. If you'll sign. 902 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,040 - If you'll sign right there, please. - Okay. 903 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,080 You can do everything I tell you to do. Is that right? 904 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,280 - Yes. - That is right. 905 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,480 And you will do everything I tell you to do. Is that right? 906 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,400 - Yes. - Yes, that is right. 907 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:20,720 You are deep asleep. 908 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,120 Soon... 909 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:27,400 a man is going to come into your place of employment... 910 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:30,080 into the bank where you work. 911 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,000 - "Do you understand me?" - Yes. 912 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:36,520 When this man says to you the words... 913 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,760 "Afghanistan banana stand," 914 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:44,000 you will do exactly what he tells you to do. 915 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:46,680 Do you understand this? 916 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,800 I will do exactly what he tells me to do. 917 01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,400 That is fine. Very good. You see... 918 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:56,520 how peaceful you feel by following my suggestions? 919 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,520 It makes you feel so good and so secure. 920 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:03,920 Now, what is it that the man will say to you? 921 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,200 "Afghanistan banana stand." 922 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,680 Yeah, got it. 923 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,680 Got it. Got it. Okay. 924 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,760 - That was Amusa. He says he's gotta see us. - When? 925 01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,880 - He says right away. - Yeah, well, I can't now. 926 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:25,440 Miasmo says the longer I wait, the better the chances of its wearing off. 927 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,880 I've gotta hit the bank right after opening. 928 01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:30,080 All right. All right. I'll take care of it. 929 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,640 I just keep wondering what's gonna screw up this time. 930 01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:08,040 - Where is Dortmunder? - He couldn't make it. 931 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:10,600 That's typical of your efficiency. 932 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,800 - Ask for four, I get three. - What was so important? 933 01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:17,840 - I'm firing you and I thought you'd want to know. - What? 934 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,360 I've been convinced I could do better elsewhere. 935 01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:24,200 Doctor, after all the risks we took for you, how can you double-cross us like this? 936 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,360 Sir, I'm a man of honor and a patriot... 937 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:29,640 and I wish you would not speak to me that way. 938 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,840 If I had intended anything underhanded... 939 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:36,600 I would hardly have brought you here to explain it to your face. 940 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:41,120 Come along, Abe. We really must go. 941 01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,360 The bank will be open soon. 942 01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:46,480 You were convinced by him? 943 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,800 America is a country based on free enterprise... 944 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,840 and I'm merely underselling you, that's all. 945 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,560 Don't expect me for any more Sunday dinners, Dad. 946 01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,480 Dillinger. 947 01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:04,880 Y-You never intended paying us from the beginning. 948 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:07,120 I've done nothing but pay you from the beginning. 949 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,680 Between my expenses and your per diem, it's come to $12,000. 950 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,600 Which, considering the caliber of your work, is ample payment indeed. 951 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:20,920 You Americans, all you ever think about is money, money, money. 952 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,840 I've heard of the habitual criminal, of course... 953 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:28,040 but I never dreamed I'd become involved with the habitual crime. 954 01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:29,960 [Chuckles] 955 01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:48,000 [Chattering] 956 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:51,600 [Phone Ringing] 957 01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:40,840 [Doorbell Buzzes] 958 01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,880 [Phone Ringing] 959 01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:11,400 [No Audible Dialogue] 960 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,880 [Phone Hangs Up] 961 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,120 Your key, sir. 962 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,640 [Clears Throat] 963 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:30,040 I can take it to an alcove if you'd prefer privacy. 964 01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:32,320 That won't be necessary. 965 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,120 Okay. 966 01:29:57,440 --> 01:30:00,240 - Thank you. It wasn't so long. - "No, sir." 967 01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,600 Afghanistan banana stand. 968 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,600 Yes, sir? 969 01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,320 We'll open this box now. 970 01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:20,400 Yes, sir. 971 01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:35,600 I can take it to an alcove if you'd prefer privacy, sir. 972 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,520 Please. 973 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:50,240 Just call when you're through, sir. 974 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,440 Okay. 975 01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:28,920 - Your key, sir. - Thank you. 976 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:32,920 - Good morning. - Good morning. 977 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:50,400 [Phone Ringing] 978 01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:35,880 [Siren Wailing] 979 01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,040 [Horn Honking] 980 01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:28,960 [Horn Honking] 981 01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:37,080 - Yeah! - [Laughing] 982 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,000 - [Horn Honking] - [Yelling, Indistinct]