1 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,392 "[rock music plays]" 2 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,874 "* They say music is the food of love *" 3 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:44,312 "* Let's see if you are hungry enough *" 4 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,381 "* Take a bite, take another *" 5 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,584 "* Just like a good boy would *" 6 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,921 "* Get a sweet thing on the side *" 7 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,857 "* Home cooking, homicide *" 8 00:00:56,924 --> 00:01:00,027 "* Side order Could be your daughter *" 9 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,530 "* Finger-licking good *" 10 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,603 "* Come on baby, eat the rich *" 11 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,039 "* Put the bite on the son of a bitch *" 12 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:15,843 "* Don't mess up Don't you give me no switch *" 13 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,180 "* Come on baby and eat the rich *" 14 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:22,550 "* C'mon baby and eat the rich *" 15 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,553 "* Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo *" 16 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:29,190 "* You wanna see my bacon torpedo *" 17 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,104 "Mm..." 18 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,275 "[blows raspberry]" 19 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,810 "[moaning]" 20 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,913 "Hm..." 21 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:56,384 "Mm..." 22 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,052 "[blows raspberry]" 23 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,722 "[moaning]" 24 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,995 "[man yells] Their nipples were must too small!" 25 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,498 "[laughter]" 26 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,467 "Anyway, I got the two Scottish castles," 27 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,904 "I've got the Greek island, and I've got 15 Maseratis," 28 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:21,475 "all classics, of course. So I suppose you could say I'm stinking rich." 29 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,076 "[laughs]" 30 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,347 "Excuse me. The baby panda, is it fried in honey?" 31 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:29,082 "Of course, ma'am." 32 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,586 "[moaning, muttering]" 33 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,724 "[man moaning]" 34 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,295 "[laughter]" 35 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,331 "[man] Oh, no." 36 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,400 "[man] Very good. I mean, where else can you eat" 37 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,069 "for 200 pounds a head?" 38 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,772 "You're very beautiful." 39 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,107 "[man] There you go." 40 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,711 "Tasty bit of service, that." 41 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,351 "[man moaning]" 42 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,388 "Come on, fatty, hurry up." 43 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,989 "I'm awfully sorry." 44 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,560 "Told you it was good. Anyway, we're in a bad lunch." 45 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,396 "Look, Derek, forget funk rap. It's dead." 46 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,265 "The kids are getting hooked on socialism." 47 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,533 "[shouting]" 48 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,702 "And Terry's got it real bad next year." 49 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:25,673 "OK. Let's sack the blacks and sign the reds." 50 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,107 "[laughter]" 51 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,610 "[shouting]" 52 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:38,852 "Oi! Where's my fucking tip?!" 53 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,827 "Excuse me." 54 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,697 "Out of the way, please. Come on. Move." 55 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,533 "Out of the way." 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,568 "Excuse me. Out of the way, please. Come on." 57 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,905 "Move. Move it, cow." 58 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,740 "Move." 59 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,612 "[laughter]" 60 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,783 "Bastard!" 61 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,726 "Be more polite to the customers, Alex, or you're fired." 62 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,894 "Shut your face." 63 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,897 "I'm gonna give you one more chance." 64 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:29,503 "I want to tell you that we're all pretty tired of your attitude." 65 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:33,441 "I mean, why can't you be more like Mark?" 66 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,013 "He is aggressive, yes." 67 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,817 "But at least he's mysterious about it." 68 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:48,622 "[man singing] * I was born to rock and roll *" 69 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:55,028 "* I was built *" 70 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,934 "* For speed *" 71 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,571 "* La la la *" 72 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,441 "* La la la la *" 73 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,910 "* La la la *" 74 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,812 "* La la *" 75 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,582 "[humming]" 76 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,954 "Oh, Janice." 77 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,456 "Yes, Commander Fortune?" 78 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,191 "If the CIA calls," 79 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,194 "just say I've popped out to..." 80 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,430 "...buy some socks." 81 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:35,035 "Very well, Commander Fortune." 82 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,880 "Have you seen who's on table eight?" 83 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:50,117 "- Who? - John Steenbeck. The movie director." 84 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:54,988 "Not the John Steenbeck, who made Interesting Teenagers?" 85 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:58,759 "That, over there. The good-looking one." 86 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:16,043 "My name's Steenbeck. John Steenbeck." 87 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,346 "I'm casting a major motion picture in this country." 88 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:23,851 "We're looking for someone to play the part of the good-looking young psychopath." 89 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,220 "I hear you're an actor, is that right?" 90 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:31,725 "Uh... what do you mean, actor?" 91 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:36,497 "Somebody who walks and talks the way I want. Then I photograph them." 92 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:41,068 "Well, uh, I walk and I talk" 93 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,403 "any damn way I choose." 94 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,473 "Excuse me. Are you ready to order?" 95 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:48,709 "What I really find most interesting is he's got that sort of face" 96 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,812 "where you're not quite sure what he's gonna do next." 97 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:55,683 "- It's most unnerving. - Oh, he's wonderful!" 98 00:06:55,749 --> 00:07:00,420 "Listen, honey. If you're looking for new, young, violent faces in the cinema," 99 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:05,459 "then I think you'd better look at mine because I'm up to here in social grievances." 100 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:09,196 "Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're just not what we're looking for." 101 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:14,034 "Oh, no! This is the man we're interested in! This one is the pits!" 102 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:18,138 "Oh, but I can be ever so unnerving. Look!" 103 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,242 "You've carried yourself once too often, Alex." 104 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,978 "- You're fired! - [all shouting]" 105 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,016 "Bye!" 106 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,051 "[chuckles]" 107 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,656 "Phase four." 108 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,245 "It's all good stuff." 109 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,226 "- Suicide mission, is it? - Yes." 110 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:49,930 "So I, um, shan't be seeing you again then." 111 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,365 "No." 112 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,934 "All right." 113 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:08,148 "Yes. I've got no money, and nowhere to live." 114 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,551 "But at least I've still got all my friends." 115 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,855 "Oh, really?" 116 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:21,028 "Well, couldn't I sleep in that little cupboard under the stairs?" 117 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:26,867 "Oh, really? Yes, well, I've always hated you too." 118 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,603 "Drop dead, fuckface!" 119 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,874 "Gerry!" 120 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,947 "We're gonna check out the scene here." 121 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,751 "- Stick around. - Gerry! Hey, Gerry! My best friend!" 122 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,887 "- [panting] - Hi, Alex." 123 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:50,891 "- Can I come in with you? - What's the matter? You broke?" 124 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,961 "Oh, yeah. I lost my job and got no money" 125 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,164 "and I'm totally homeless." 126 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,033 "Shit. What a drag." 127 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:04,371 "- Yeah. - Well, it's really nice to see you, Alex." 128 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,342 "- Hey, Alex. - Yeah?" 129 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:13,213 "You wanna get indoors. You'll get soaked out here." 130 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,148 "[laughs]" 131 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,753 "[sobbing]" 132 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,926 "They're on their way." 133 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,367 "[man on radio] Good evening. This is the BBC." 134 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:39,639 "Now a political broadcast from the new Home Secretary, Nosher Powell MP." 135 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:42,275 "Oi! Sh! He's on!" 136 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,813 "- Evening, voters. - [shouting]" 137 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:50,283 "Some people in this country are very, very rich." 138 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:55,088 "- [crowd murmuring] - But most of you are very, very poor." 139 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,792 "- [murmuring] - You know why?!" 140 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,128 "Because you're all lazy vultures!" 141 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,065 "- [murmuring] - Yeah! Your country needs money!" 142 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:10,103 "And you can't get enough money!" 143 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,873 "So I tell you what we're gonna do!" 144 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,108 "We're gonna close more hospitals" 145 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,645 "and we're gonna build more rockets!" 146 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:22,783 "- [shouting] - Boo!" 147 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,955 "[shouting]" 148 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:46,740 "Excuse me. Could you spare us a bit of your paper to sleep under?" 149 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,044 "No, fuck off!" 150 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,481 "Oh, go on. Just the sports page." 151 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,757 "[sighs] All right." 152 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,903 "[footsteps]" 153 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,979 "Excuse me, we're from Ethiopia. Got price of a cup of tea?" 154 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:47,234 "Take this, commoners. We oppressed should stick together." 155 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,808 "[officer] Stand back. Stand back." 156 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,011 "[indistinct chatter]" 157 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,123 "[man speaking over PA]" 158 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,196 "[indistinct police radio chatter]" 159 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:23,270 "It's now exactly two hours and 40 minutes since the police sealed off this street" 160 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,605 "which leads to the embassy." 161 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:31,444 "And we've just heard that the Home Secretary himself is on his way to supervise the siege." 162 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,656 "[guns cocking]" 163 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,559 "We are not your enemy!" 164 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,163 "We have suffered too long!" 165 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:55,335 "All we want is just our freedom and rights in our own country!" 166 00:13:55,402 --> 00:14:02,542 "- Yeah! - Rise up and kill your oppressor!" 167 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:07,580 "- Freedom of the oppressed! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!" 168 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,117 "[horn honking]" 169 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,486 "[man] Oi, Sambo, move out the way!" 170 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,801 "- What's going on here? - I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game," 171 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:33,206 "- Home Secretary. - Don't give me that bollocks." 172 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,676 "Oi! Sinbad! You see that?" 173 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,080 "I'll put that... soon as you come down!" 174 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,982 "- [gunfire] - [screaming]" 175 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:45,485 "Here, hold that. I'm going in." 176 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,489 "- [rock music plays] - [cheering]" 177 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,871 "- Excuse me. - Oh, it's all right. I'm with him." 178 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,307 "Oh, of course. Sorry." 179 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,680 "Nosh!" 180 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,285 "Nosh!" 181 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,655 "Nosh! Nosh!" 182 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,526 "* You know the rules You all know the game *" 183 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,862 "* Try to do what's right *" 184 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,465 "* And I swear I can't complain *" 185 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:36,936 "- Nosh! - * If I die tonight *" 186 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:40,673 "- * But I don't think it's in the stars * - Nosh!" 187 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,775 "- Nosh! - What?" 188 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,246 "Look! [laughs]" 189 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,215 "Go on, then! Jump!" 190 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:53,453 "Who's storming this place? You or me?" 191 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,789 "Well, keep your mouth shut! Right!" 192 00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:02,062 "- History. - Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984?" 193 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,298 "- [laughter] - [cheering]" 194 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,702 "[shouting]" 195 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,206 "[grunting]" 196 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,112 "Oh!" 197 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,817 "* See me running all around the world *" 198 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,654 "- * Trying to make some time * - [knocking]" 199 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,524 "[cheering]" 200 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,393 "Back and forth!" 201 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,530 "You don't mean the Israeli ambassador, surely?" 202 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,800 "Come out!" 203 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,569 "Both of you!" 204 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,439 "- Now, what's it all about? - He started it." 205 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,741 "- Shut up! You! - They took our country!" 206 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,144 "- It was ours first. - No, it wasn't." 207 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,579 "- Was. - Wasn't!" 208 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,114 "Shut up!" 209 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,950 "Now, I don't care whose fault it is." 210 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,554 "I just don't want no more interruptions, got it?" 211 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:05,825 "Now, you give him back his country." 212 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,661 "And you, smart yourself out." 213 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,965 "[man] Well, he's done it. It's absolutely incredible." 214 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,803 "Singlehandedly, this man has tackled the Middle East crisis head on." 215 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,506 "They said it couldn't be done, and he's done it." 216 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,509 "I don't think we need to wait for the public opinion polls to know that" 217 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,479 "today's piece of work won't bring any harm at all for the next election." 218 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,350 "- [cheering] - Fascist bully!" 219 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,053 "[chanting] Nosher! Nosher!" 220 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,168 "Got some nice NATO stuff this time." 221 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,770 "How's that?" 222 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,376 "Oh, very good." 223 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,212 "Yes." 224 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,383 "Yes, well done, Spider." 225 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,955 "Now then, what are we going to do" 226 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,858 "about the Home Secretary?" 227 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,162 "Yeah." 228 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,431 "Who'd have thought the shriveled up bastard would have got that lucky?" 229 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:23,803 "You realize that Cockney fascist could ruin all our plans if he wins the election." 230 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,105 "Yeah." 231 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,643 "Are we gonna chop him, then?" 232 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,481 "Couldn't we put out a rumor he's gay?" 233 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,399 "[clears throat]" 234 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,768 "Do you speak English?" 235 00:18:55,835 --> 00:19:00,006 "Yes, and I can tie my own shoelaces too." 236 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,909 "Were you born in this country?" 237 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,479 "Look, you're not writing my life story, honey." 238 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:10,917 "Just give me a nice state handout and I'll be on my way." 239 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:15,622 "- What's your address? - Look, I've told you, I'm homeless." 240 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,259 "Well, then, we've nowhere to send your gyro, have we?" 241 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,796 "Yeah, that's right. So why don't you just give it to me right now?" 242 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,568 "Look, I haven't eaten for two days." 243 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,704 "I could pass out at any moment, right here." 244 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,874 "- Right now! - [laughs]" 245 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:38,345 "You pass out where you like. But you're not getting any money" 246 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:43,082 "until I'm satisfied that you're not an unnecessary burden on the state." 247 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:48,621 "Listen, you snotty bitch! Your job is to help the poor and needy!" 248 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,593 "- Not torment them! - [snickers] You're so stupid." 249 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:58,698 "Just for that, I'm gonna lose your file." 250 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,503 "Ooh! [laughs]" 251 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,110 "Oh!" 252 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,480 "[man sobs] You've got to help me." 253 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:18,885 "I'm a broken man. I know I'm a lazy bastard and I've got no self respect." 254 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,154 "- But please give me my money! - Uh-uh-uh!" 255 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,223 "You'll only gamble it, won't you?" 256 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:29,496 "I'm gonna put the money in this drawer until you kick the habit." 257 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:33,433 "Listen, honey, you better give us that money," 258 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:38,338 "- or you're in big trouble. - [laughs] Really?" 259 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,907 "And what sort of trouble would that be then?" 260 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,809 "This." 261 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,111 "- [screaming] - Oh, my God!" 262 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,713 "Somebody call the police!" 263 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,816 "Get the money!" 264 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,018 "[rock music plays]" 265 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,532 "I didn't wanna kill them!" 266 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,368 "They did it! They made me do it!" 267 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,838 "I'm sorry, but it's not our fault!" 268 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,475 "Quick, Ron, get that car before I run out of bullets." 269 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:21,113 "You'd do the same if you had had the guts!" 270 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:26,018 "We're just ordinary people who've been pushed too far!" 271 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,424 "Get that car!" 272 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,694 "I'm a reporter! What's your story?" 273 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,264 "Me and him took the law into our own hands." 274 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:41,033 "My God, violence on the dole's going to front cover!" 275 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,136 "- Who are you? - We're the dispossessed." 276 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,107 "Quick pose. Nice one for the kids, nice one with the gun." 277 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,377 "Thanks, super, lovely." 278 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,848 "[siren blaring]" 279 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,652 "* Watch out, watch out *" 280 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,590 "* Just what you need, babe *" 281 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,581 "[honks horn]" 282 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,142 "[indistinct radio chatter]" 283 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,682 "[dogs barking]" 284 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:13,560 "[panting] Isn't it funny how a few seconds with a gun can change our lives?" 285 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,768 "- [upbeat music plays] - [laughter]" 286 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,051 "This is Paulo. He's in chemicals." 287 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,688 "Have you met the Bishop of Suffolk?" 288 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,955 "- Please. - How do you do?" 289 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,391 "- Very nice to meet you. - Prince Antony," 290 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,460 "Miss Fifi Letour." 291 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:51,197 "[woman] Oh, my! I'm glad you're here." 292 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,799 "Is the Prime Minister with you?" 293 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,433 "[woman 2] No, he's in Sheffield." 294 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,570 "- [woman] What a shame. - [man] Mr. and Mrs..." 295 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,239 "Lady Caroline, this is Ricky James." 296 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,374 "He is trade union leader." 297 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,711 "- [laughing] - Nice tits." 298 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,180 "Shame about the title. Let's dance." 299 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:11,551 "Big tits. [laughs]" 300 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,722 "You seem a little lonely, comrade." 301 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,357 "- Oh. - Who am I going to introduce you?" 302 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,593 "Oh, it's all right, love." 303 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,029 "I'm only here to debrief somebody." 304 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:28,434 "No, come on. Come on, you can't be a wallflower." 305 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:32,438 "This is Fiona." 306 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,107 "She collects stamps." 307 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:39,779 "- [music plays] - I didn't know you were a trade union leader!" 308 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:44,551 "- Uh-huh. Make you dream. - I know 'cause I've seen you on the TV." 309 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,185 "But you look much younger in real life." 310 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,155 "Really? You're not bad looking yourself." 311 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:53,025 "- Is it true you're to be in the news on Monday? - Uh-huh." 312 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,629 "- Gonna be absolute chaos. - You bet." 313 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,201 "[laughing]" 314 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:21,520 "- [chuckles] - Give me some, will you, Spider?" 315 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:24,423 "I ain't touched the bass in months, mate." 316 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:26,593 "Neither has he." 317 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,162 "Christ, all right then." 318 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:43,976 "- [music stops] - [feedback]" 319 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:47,346 ""Dr. Rock." One, two, three!" 320 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:51,050 "- [playing rock music] - * All right, all right *" 321 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,587 "* I hope you sons of bitches see the light *" 322 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,389 "* You again, you again *" 323 00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:00,827 "* I know you've got a mental age of ten *" 324 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,562 "* Listen up, listen up *" 325 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,933 "* I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks *" 326 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:10,069 "* Come on, you're the one *" 327 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,239 "* I think I'm going to switch your laser on *" 328 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:17,109 "* I've got the medicine you need *" 329 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:23,716 "* I've got the power I've got the speed *" 330 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,722 "* I'll find out how to stop your clock *" 331 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:36,295 "* We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock *" 332 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:43,169 "* Hear me talking, Dr. Rock *" 333 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:46,305 "* Lay down, turn around *" 334 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,941 "* Here come the sister Gonna strip you down *" 335 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,543 "Cheers." 336 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:55,748 "Here. I had another call from Moscow this evening." 337 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,918 "And are my cruel paymasters happy?" 338 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:02,955 "Well, they wanna know how it's going with, um," 339 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:08,160 "- phase four? - Comrade, there may be just one small problem." 340 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,862 "What's that then?" 341 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:21,373 "- [sighs] - Shall I wait here, Home Secretary?" 342 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,476 "- [woman] Thank you, Clarence. - [can rattles]" 343 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:27,413 "And don't drink too much, will you, Nosh?" 344 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,282 "- Bollocks. - Oh..." 345 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:34,754 "[man] The right honorable Mr. and Mrs. Nosher Powell." 346 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,123 "So you are the new Home Secretary?" 347 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:40,592 "I don't know why they call me that. I can't even type." 348 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,394 "[laughs]" 349 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:45,164 "- And you must be Mrs. Powell. - Yes." 350 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:49,135 "Is the PM and his wife here? My class of friends." 351 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:52,471 "His wife is just over there. [chuckles]" 352 00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,707 "Oh, excuse me." 353 00:27:54,774 --> 00:28:00,880 "Home Secretary, do let me introduce you to Comrade Karpov of the KGB." 354 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:05,217 "Ah, Mr. Home Secretary! I bring you fraternal greetings" 355 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,955 "from the peace-loving people of the Soviet Union." 356 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:15,394 "- Is he taking the piss or what? - [laughs]" 357 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,497 "Can I have a picture of the two of you together, Nosh?" 358 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,332 "Oh, go on then. Come here." 359 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,035 "- [man] Just a bit closer. - How about a wacky one" 360 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,237 "- for the kids, please, Nosh? - Here." 361 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:29,375 "The only good Russian's a dead one, eh? [laughs]" 362 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,678 "One more, please." 363 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:36,582 "It must be nice being married to the Prime Minister." 364 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:40,887 "Gorgeous. No other word for it." 365 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,489 "Tell me, how are you getting on at Number Ten?" 366 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,559 "Because your house isn't quite as big as ours, is it?" 367 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:51,663 "Yes, but at least my Harry is the most powerful man in the country." 368 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:57,469 "I can assure you, that we just adore our wonderful perks that go with it." 369 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:01,841 "Really? Well, I think I'd just be bored to death" 370 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:07,346 "if I were married to a short, chinless, stuck-up figurehead like him." 371 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:11,450 "[chuckles] Yes. But that's where we're different, you see." 372 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:15,287 "I think I'd simply hate it if my Harry" 373 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:19,091 "was just a member of the Cabinet, like, um..." 374 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,766 "- [rock music plays] - * Hear me talking *" 375 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,002 "* Dr. Rock *" 376 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,625 "[song ends]" 377 00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:57,629 "Now what's all this about you putting railways out on strike?" 378 00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:00,199 "Nothing. It was a joke." 379 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:03,102 "If one train stops running," 380 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,538 "you'll get that right on your mush." 381 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,876 "No, don't hit me, Home Secretary. We won't go on strike, I promise." 382 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,810 "- Good. - [farts]" 383 00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:14,480 "[grunts]" 384 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:18,250 "- And don't you ever threaten me again. - I'm sorry." 385 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,786 "[man] I didn't know you could play bass like that." 386 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,922 "Not a mystery to me, mate." 387 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,324 "Do you see that?" 388 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,060 "Could hardly miss it, could you, governor?" 389 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,029 "I was afraid that might happen." 390 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,932 "Yeah. Still," 391 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,035 "you could always try plan B." 392 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:42,909 "[woman] Hello." 393 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,177 "Hello." 394 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:48,747 "I like your bracelets." 395 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:50,950 "See that?" 396 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,953 "It's three grams worth of gold. Good, isn't it?" 397 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:57,456 "Wow! Who are you?" 398 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:01,627 "Home Sec. Is that flash or what?" 399 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,096 "Very." 400 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:07,333 "- You powerful? - Very." 401 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:11,470 "Um..." 402 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,106 "You don't wanna come back to the limo with me, do you," 403 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,609 "and have a little flash or something?" 404 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:26,885 "[Ron] Oh, my leg. My poor, bloody leg." 405 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,621 "[Alex] Let me have a look at it." 406 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,525 "Am I gonna bleed to death?" 407 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,161 "Tell me, Alex." 408 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,863 "It's just a flesh wound." 409 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,968 "- Oh! - Oh, God! What are we gonna do?" 410 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:46,438 "Well, we can give in. or we can fight." 411 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:50,109 "Fight? Don't be daft. There's only the two of us." 412 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:54,246 "You're wrong. There's millions like us, Ron." 413 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:57,383 "With no hope, no future..." 414 00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,086 "[cow moos]" 415 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:05,624 "All it takes is one man with a dream." 416 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,194 "Look at... Castro." 417 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,596 "[Ron] Oh, I don't know." 418 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,132 "Look, we got a few quid." 419 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,267 "Why don't we just slip off to Brazil?" 420 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,570 "You know, start a mini cab business?" 421 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:23,342 "Ron, we can run, but we can't hide." 422 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:27,179 "We're fucked then, aren't we? Oh, shit." 423 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:33,252 "Well, we've all got to die sometime." 424 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:38,190 "So why not take a few of the bastards with us." 425 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:54,206 "- Nice car. - Yes." 426 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:57,209 "Goes with the job. Park anywhere I like." 427 00:32:57,276 --> 00:33:00,679 "Don't get a parking ticket." 428 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,381 "Good, isn't it?" 429 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,917 "How did you get to be Home Secretary?" 430 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,921 "Ah! What you don't know don't hurt you." 431 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,459 "- [giggles] - [laughs]" 432 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:23,169 "You've got a lovely body." 433 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,404 "Help yourself." 434 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:38,817 "Whoa! What's it? Home Sec, naughty nibble, eh Nosh?" 435 00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:41,820 "Kinky Nosh has naughty nibble late at night?" 436 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:46,425 "[all chattering]" 437 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:49,228 "What's the girl's age, Nosh?" 438 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,448 "[chuckles]" 439 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,418 "[clears throat]" 440 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:55,127 "[gasps]" 441 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:03,235 "[laughs]" 442 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,311 "[door opens]" 443 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,748 "Oh, my fucking head!" 444 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,523 "- Jellied eels, Home Secretary? - Leave me alone." 445 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:27,326 "And who were you rogering last night?" 446 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,828 "I don't know. I was too pissed to remember." 447 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:33,632 "Well, you'll never make Prime Minister if you can't hold your drink." 448 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,901 "Look." 449 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:40,739 "I can get heart disease just by being Home Sec. Right?" 450 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,442 "Well, it's making me drink to excess." 451 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:46,912 "People keep looking at me in supermarkets and saying," 452 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,282 ""He's just Home Secretary, you know."" 453 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,185 "How do you think I feel?" 454 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:56,322 "We used to be happy before I made it big in politics." 455 00:35:56,388 --> 00:36:00,259 "Well, it's not good enough, Nosh. I want more power and more influence" 456 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:04,796 "- and I want it now! - Gimme, gimme, gimme!" 457 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,632 "More, more, more! Pfft!" 458 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,635 "Don't take any notice of him. He's still drunk." 459 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:14,373 "Look! All I wanna do is to win the election" 460 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,875 "and hold onto all these perks!" 461 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:20,912 "Including the flash motor out there!" 462 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,849 "- [crowd yelling] - Oh!" 463 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,786 "[chanting] Nosher!" 464 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,188 "- [man] Who's the girl? - Just a little bit on the side." 465 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:34,059 "- Did she come, Nosh? - You'll have to ask her that." 466 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:39,265 "- Are you a mad pussy hound? - Well, I did what any other man would do with a slut" 467 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:43,369 "that waved her bits underneath me. [laughs]" 468 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,438 "[chanting] Nosher! Nosher!" 469 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:49,775 "[Spider] "Siege hero Nosher Powell has done it again." 470 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:54,713 "At long last, Britain has a politician who's proved that he is no slouch" 471 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:58,650 "when it comes to giving the housewife a good pushing." 472 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:02,521 "We say Britain needs you. Keep it up, Nosh!!"" 473 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:05,156 "Exclamation mark, exclamation mark." 474 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:10,061 "- Oh, my God. - That went down like a concrete parachute, didn't it?" 475 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:14,800 "We've got to do something, Spider. Moscow is getting impatient." 476 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:19,237 "- [crowd chanting] - Couldn't we sort of have him killed?" 477 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:22,040 "[laughs] Yeah. How?" 478 00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:24,843 "I don't know." 479 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,780 "What about one of those, uh," 480 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,584 "poison dart things in the shoe?" 481 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:36,988 "You know, sort of kick him under the table when he's not looking." 482 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,291 "Oi! What's this all about?" 483 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:43,629 "I'm afraid it's more inner-city frustration, Home Secretary." 484 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,797 "Don't give me all that old Tom tit." 485 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:50,302 "Any more dole queue rumbles like this and it could lose me the election." 486 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:54,506 "- Oh, that would be a pity. - What's being done about it?" 487 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:57,142 "I'll look into that immediately, Home Secretary." 488 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,379 "Good. 'Cause when they find them, you know what I'll do?" 489 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,615 "I'll put that right on their chin." 490 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:14,092 "[Alex] We strike first at the monetary system, you know, profits and loss." 491 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:20,098 "If we destroy that, then there's no profit, no loss." 492 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,834 "So, what we doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" 493 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,371 "We've got to find some recruits." 494 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:29,140 "So why has it gotta be in the country? Why can't we do that in the West End?" 495 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:33,579 "Look! We don't want all those Kings Road posers!" 496 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,515 "- They're everything we hate! - Ah, we hate them." 497 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:41,019 "- Yes! - Tell me, what other London streets do we hate?" 498 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:45,724 "Look, for heaven's sake, haven't you read Karl Marx?" 499 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,627 "- Is it them? - Yeah, I think so." 500 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:54,733 "All I wanna know is what's got me in the horrible, dirty, bleeding country!" 501 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,540 "[singing in distance]" 502 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:06,545 "* As we stand outside *" 503 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:11,383 "* But I love them most of all *" 504 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:16,021 "* Sleeping by my side *" 505 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:19,024 "[humming]" 506 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:24,396 "- [chickens clucking] - [whistling]" 507 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:29,367 "* I love my sheep and pigs *" 508 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,036 "[singing stops]" 509 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:38,544 "Hi. We're starting a people's uprising. Do you fancy joining us?" 510 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:42,481 "- Yes, I'd love to. - Come on, then." 511 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:50,956 "- So it begins. - [horse whinnies]" 512 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:07,138 "[rock music plays]" 513 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:15,614 "* I am the one, Orgasmatron *" 514 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:19,317 "* The outstretched grasping hand *" 515 00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:22,688 "* My image is of agony *" 516 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:27,058 "* My servants rape the land *" 517 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:30,729 "* Obsequious and arrogant *" 518 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:34,165 "* Clandestine and vain *" 519 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:37,836 "* Two thousand years of misery *" 520 00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:42,340 "* Of torture in my name *" 521 00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:45,644 "[cheering]" 522 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:49,380 "* Oh my love is hate *" 523 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,118 "* I am the politician *" 524 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,955 "* And I decide your fate **" 525 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,660 "[cheering]" 526 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,502 "[tires screeching]" 527 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,839 "I said, mind my fucking horse, dickhead!" 528 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,274 "- Yeah! - Yeah, well, when the revolution comes," 529 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:20,345 "- we'll be round your house. - I've never heard anything like it in my life!" 530 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:22,948 "How dare you!" 531 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:41,733 "This'll be really good for me. Me and some mates have been meaning for years" 532 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,937 "to get into armed rebellion. But you know how it is, you get in the pub," 533 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:50,475 "start talking treason, and all they wanna do is play darts." 534 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:54,880 "Hm..." 535 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,415 "Have you got these in a size smaller?" 536 00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,585 "No, I'm afraid not." 537 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:02,954 "They're extremely popular, you know." 538 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:09,094 "You're not gonna fight the revolution wearing those, I hope." 539 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,531 "- [muffled shouting] - Sorry, mate. It's government business." 540 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,701 "Bit top-secret." 541 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:20,038 "What do you think, Jimmy? They're not too baggy around here, are they?" 542 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:24,042 "No, I think with a few grenades on your belt, that'll look fine." 543 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:29,347 "Oh, sorry. So, what are we gonna hit first? An embassy? The BBC?" 544 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:33,985 "[Alex] Well, we hadn't really thought about it." 545 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,954 "Three pairs of cotton underpants," 546 00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:39,124 "and a pair of those black leather stranglers' gloves." 547 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:42,661 "- Oh, and this. - I mean, let's face it." 548 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:47,298 "A lot of the favorites have been done. You know, banks, multi-nationals." 549 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:50,869 "So what you're looking for is a new kind of atrocity." 550 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:54,505 "- Are these pre-shrunk? - Oh, yes, of course." 551 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,675 "- What's that you've got there? - Pluto." 552 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,444 "- Eh? - I thought it might come in handy for all those long" 553 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,047 "- boring bits between the shooting. - [siren wailing]" 554 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,883 "- [tires screech] - This way, gents." 555 00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:10,055 "[man] Open up, it's the police. Anyone in there?" 556 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:14,325 "- Family crisis. - Oh." 557 00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:16,928 "Travel by night." 558 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:19,965 "- Trust nobody. - OK." 559 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:23,401 "And Alex, grind the face" 560 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:27,138 "of capitalism into the dust, won't you?" 561 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:29,607 "Why, what's it to you, stranger?" 562 00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:32,711 "It's a long story." 563 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:36,214 "A long and painful story." 564 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,949 "[glass shatters]" 565 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:42,420 "It all started when I was at Oxbridge." 566 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:45,223 "- [banging] - I was 19." 567 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,591 "There were five of us." 568 00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:49,695 "[sobbing]" 569 00:43:58,704 --> 00:44:00,972 "[Ron] Everything all right, love?" 570 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:17,756 "[sobbing]" 571 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:20,892 "I'm pregnant!" 572 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:24,796 "That Tory bastard got me pregnant." 573 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:27,598 "[sobbing] No money." 574 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,667 "No future!" 575 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:33,905 "Oh, God! All I want to do is bring down the government!" 576 00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:36,007 "Destroy the system!" 577 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:39,911 "That's all I ask. [sobbing]" 578 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:42,080 "Lovely, isn't it?" 579 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:46,251 "Do you know this is one of the last cars to have a wooden dashboard?" 580 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:50,188 "There aren't many of these around now, you know." 581 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:55,426 "- Is it a V6 or a four? - It's a V6, I think." 582 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:59,130 "Hm... What do you get on a long run?" 583 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:02,533 "- Twenty, 25? - Yes." 584 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,770 "Providing I don't go flat-out." 585 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:09,207 "That's not bad. It's in lovely condition." 586 00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:11,777 "You must be very proud of it." 587 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:14,645 "Yes. I am." 588 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:18,616 "You know, I took my wife on our honeymoon in one of these." 589 00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:20,718 "[laughs] Honeymoon." 590 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:23,822 "I took her to this hotel, all right," 591 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,024 "once you got through the barbed wire." 592 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:29,494 "And we went upstairs on the lift, the old lift driver, he said to me," 593 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,165 ""Did I stop too fast?" I said, "No, we always wear our trousers around our ankles."" 594 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:37,202 "[laughs] We jumped into bed," 595 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:40,772 "took our clothes off, do you know what she said to me?" 596 00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:45,343 "She said, "That's the biggest John Thomas I've ever seen in my life," she said." 597 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,979 "She said, "Do you realize I have a weak heart?"" 598 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:50,481 "I said, "Turn on your side. I'll try and miss it."" 599 00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,650 "[laughs]" 600 00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:55,686 "She said, "Aren't you a bit old to be wearing condoms?"" 601 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:59,190 "I said, "I suppose I am, but I like the smell of burning rubber."" 602 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:03,294 "[laughs] Took her home after a week, she was pregnant." 603 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,965 "We had a baby. Ugly little thing, he was." 604 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:10,936 "Do you know, I took him over to the pub, I said, "Landlord, could you put a head on that?"" 605 00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:15,006 "- [laughs] - [sobbing]" 606 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:18,409 "Only joking, love." 607 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,478 "Here, have a toffee." 608 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:24,115 "[man yelling]" 609 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,489 "[speaking German]" 610 00:47:03,788 --> 00:47:06,591 "[Nosh slurping beer]" 611 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,230 "[speaking German]" 612 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:25,543 "Here!" 613 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,278 "Have a look at this." 614 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:32,517 "[laughs] Good, isn't it?" 615 00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:37,355 "[slurping]" 616 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:39,958 "Ah! [belches]" 617 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:42,327 "- Nosh! - What?" 618 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:46,397 "- Sh! - What do you mean, shush?" 619 00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:50,835 "Look at him!" 620 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:54,339 "Here, put a sock in it, you boring old kraut." 621 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:58,543 "[laughs] Pre-election stress, you know." 622 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:01,046 "* So stupid *" 623 00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:04,549 "* Why was he born at all? *" 624 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:07,452 "- [laughter] - Excuse me, Home Secretary." 625 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,487 "Would you mind keeping your voice down, please?" 626 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:13,058 "- What was that, pillock? - Nosh!" 627 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:16,061 "- Oh, my God. - [woman screams]" 628 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:19,030 "[all shouting]" 629 00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,836 "- Tomato sauce? - Thank you, ma'am." 630 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,439 "It's by appointment. [laughs]" 631 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:31,909 "[all shouting]" 632 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,711 "I'm with the group." 633 00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:37,415 "[all shouting]" 634 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,518 "Fabulous party, it is." 635 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,787 "Sorry about the broken china, though." 636 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:46,391 "Oh, you naughty! [laughs]" 637 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,565 "[laughing]" 638 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:57,768 "[muttering] Lovely." 639 00:48:57,835 --> 00:49:00,371 "None of that. [laughs]" 640 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:09,947 "[laughs] * Why was he born so stupid? *" 641 00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:13,818 "* Why was he born at all? *" 642 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:17,188 "* Why was he born so stupid? *" 643 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:21,192 "* Why was he born at all? *" 644 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:25,263 "* Why was he born so stupid? *" 645 00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:28,266 "* Why was he born at all? *" 646 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,702 "Hello, Sandra. Give us a kiss." 647 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:36,341 "Cor! What's all that about?" 648 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:40,245 "I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving you." 649 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,448 "- What are you talking about? - I'm not blind." 650 00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:46,384 "I saw you trying to get off with the queen." 651 00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:49,620 "You've been drinking." 652 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:52,690 "Oh, don't come that old innocence with me." 653 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,827 "Look, all I was doing was having a little bit of fun." 654 00:49:56,894 --> 00:50:01,566 "You humiliated me! In front of all those people!" 655 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:07,472 "- [sobbing] Oh, God! - Don't start the old waterworks game again." 656 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:11,876 "Look, Nosh, I don't mind the odd call girl," 657 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:14,345 "but this is well out of order!" 658 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:19,950 "I want a divorce! And she, she's gonna be cited!" 659 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:24,455 "[screams] Taxi! Taxi!" 660 00:50:39,904 --> 00:50:42,173 "[birds chirping]" 661 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,819 "[rock music plays]" 662 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,588 "[Alex] Week 12. The revolution begins." 663 00:50:57,655 --> 00:51:02,793 "At last we are ready to face the long and dangerous road ahead." 664 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:05,830 "I wish Ron would let me sit in the front." 665 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:09,066 "[rock music plays]" 666 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:15,340 "[Alex] Each day, dear diary," 667 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:20,511 "I feel the inevitable bloodbath draw closer." 668 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:24,014 "These thoughts of death I try to keep within." 669 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:29,887 "Though, deep down, I know the end will be both violent and painful." 670 00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:33,224 "[rock music plays]" 671 00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:40,231 "* You know the rules You all know the game *" 672 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:42,099 "* Try to do what's right *" 673 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:45,336 "[Alex] Please God, they don't shoot me in the face." 674 00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:47,472 "I couldn't bear that." 675 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:49,974 "* If I die tonight *" 676 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,145 "* And I'm on the road *" 677 00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:56,847 "* On the road *" 678 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:00,751 "* On the road *" 679 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,622 "* On the road **" 680 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:15,132 "Excuse me. Have you got any of those bandages that, you know," 681 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,869 "hold your guts in until you get to a hospital?" 682 00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:30,475 "Hello, laddie." 683 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,910 "You don't want no trouble in here, do you?" 684 00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:36,781 "- No, Mr. Powell. - You better give me 50 quid then." 685 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,819 "- Want a drink? - No, thank you." 686 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,589 "Come on. Come and have a drink with me." 687 00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:01,238 "[sighs]" 688 00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:04,509 "[grunting]" 689 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,412 "- You rang, madam. - Oh, yes, Terence." 690 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,647 "Would you take a letter, please?" 691 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:16,787 "- [grunting] - [chuckles]" 692 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,823 "Hm..." 693 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:29,133 "Your Majesty... No, no cross that out." 694 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:31,302 "Bitch!" 695 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,871 "Just 'cause you're a queen," 696 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:37,442 "does not mean that you can fool around" 697 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:40,778 "with another woman's bloke." 698 00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:45,282 "[chuckles] Hm..." 699 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,762 "Here, can I talk to you?" 700 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:03,634 "Cheers." 701 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:10,040 "It's about Sandra." 702 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:13,243 "I love that girl." 703 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,013 "It's a funny thing, but..." 704 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,350 "...before..." 705 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:23,621 "...everyone mowed at her." 706 00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:26,123 "If they all married her..." 707 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:28,526 "She was like a little clam." 708 00:55:28,593 --> 00:55:31,762 "Shut tight." 709 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:35,500 "She's never fucking opened since." 710 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,869 "Here." 711 00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:41,439 "Come here." 712 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:45,910 "- You ever had a son? - Yes, Mr. Powell." 713 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,879 "It's all I ever wanted, a son." 714 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:53,918 "Little baby boy that I could teach." 715 00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:59,023 "Round the..." 716 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:02,560 "Down the... you know what I mean?" 717 00:56:05,530 --> 00:56:09,099 "It's all I ever wanted. [sobs]" 718 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,469 "That's all I ever wanted." 719 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,139 "[sniffles]" 720 00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:30,187 "[Alex] Well, of one thing I am certain." 721 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:34,625 "Jimmy, Ron, Fiona," 722 00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:38,596 "and Alex will not die in vain." 723 00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:43,000 "For as long as the flames of justice burn," 724 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:46,170 "and the winds of freedom blow," 725 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,073 "we will not be forgotten." 726 00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:55,379 "And yes, David, we were heroes," 727 00:56:55,446 --> 00:56:58,415 "just for one day." 728 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:02,987 "[indistinct chatter]" 729 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:06,223 "[man] All these pathetic little orphans came to the door the other day" 730 00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:11,028 "and said, "I've got nothing." I said, "Of course you've got nothing!" [shouts]" 731 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:14,431 "[laughs]" 732 00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:22,573 "Hello, Bastards?" 733 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:30,581 "No, I'm afraid we're fully booked into the present." 734 00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:35,452 "It was about two years ago when I went through this awful, ashamed-to-be-rich stage." 735 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,288 "- You know. - I think we all felt like that." 736 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:43,027 "- I didn't. - Of course Tim's pissed away billions in the last 12 months." 737 00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:45,462 "And he's such a rotten card player." 738 00:57:45,530 --> 00:57:50,768 "- That's how he lost Berkshire. - [laughter]" 739 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:54,605 "[playing soft music on piano]" 740 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,241 "Oh come on, Dickie, do jazz it up a bit." 741 00:57:57,307 --> 00:58:00,344 "- Jeremy! - Oh, shut up! It's my birthday." 742 00:58:00,410 --> 00:58:04,649 "* It's my birthday, I love singing in my white suit *" 743 00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:07,585 "* Sing along *" 744 00:58:07,652 --> 00:58:09,186 "* Oh, fuck me *" 745 00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:12,189 "[indistinct chatter]" 746 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:14,491 "Two koalas, sliced." 747 00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:16,961 "Two koalas." 748 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:20,998 "Uh-huh. Uh-huh, yeah." 749 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:24,468 "Yeah. Well, you know, it's just that I'm perfect casting." 750 00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:27,772 "And everybody knows it. Uh-huh. Yeah." 751 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:31,809 "Yeah. What? Well, it's... it's just not easy" 752 00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:33,544 "when you're as good-looking as I am." 753 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:38,015 "[singing indistinctly]" 754 00:58:42,419 --> 00:58:45,790 "[man continues singing]" 755 00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:54,599 "I'm thinking about the main course." 756 00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:56,701 "Uh-huh." 757 00:58:56,767 --> 00:59:00,304 "I hear you're leaving us to become a film star." 758 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,239 "Yeah. Yeah, that's right." 759 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:05,175 "You're gonna have to pay to see me from now on." 760 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:07,878 "[chuckles]" 761 00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:11,448 "- What's the film? - It's a remake of Fort Apache." 762 00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:12,717 "[thudding]" 763 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:18,923 "* I'm so rich I'm so bloody rich *" 764 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:23,661 "[laughs]" 765 00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:37,107 "- Waiter! - Yes?" 766 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:39,744 "[woman screams]" 767 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:42,713 "[laughing]" 768 00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:01,932 "Mysterious enough for you, Mr. Dupont?" 769 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,736 "Oh, don't be so stupid." 770 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:09,640 "That was..." 771 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:14,011 "[screams]" 772 01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:16,546 "[all shouting, screaming]" 773 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,149 "Die, mint eaters!" 774 01:01:22,947 --> 01:01:27,351 "Are we taking scalps? [laughs]" 775 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:30,821 "[humming]" 776 01:01:30,888 --> 01:01:33,257 "Ba-ba-ba-bum!" 777 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:35,125 "[chuckles]" 778 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,394 "- [hums] - [laughs]" 779 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:41,766 "[Nosh] Sandra! Sandra!" 780 01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,801 "Oh..." 781 01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:57,214 "- What do you want? - Let me in, Sandra." 782 01:01:57,281 --> 01:02:00,384 "- Go away, we're through! - Please, Sandra!" 783 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,452 "Let me in. I'd like to have a slash." 784 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:05,923 "Go see Lady Muck, you're not coming in here." 785 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:09,293 "- I'm coming in! - Oh, no, you're not." 786 01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:13,798 "- I changed the locks. - Ooh, you... cow!" 787 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,304 "[pants unzip]" 788 01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:24,809 "[urinating]" 789 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:27,711 "- Here, are you on? - Of course, sir." 790 01:02:27,778 --> 01:02:30,314 "Do us a favor, shoot that lock off." 791 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,149 "Yes, sir." 792 01:02:47,031 --> 01:02:49,599 "I'm afraid it's bolted on the inside, sir." 793 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:52,402 "Oh, bollocks." 794 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,908 "Here, you wanna be a soldier one day?" 795 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:01,211 "- Yes, sir, I do. - Give us a tenner then." 796 01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:11,188 "Didn't this used to be Bastards?" 797 01:03:11,255 --> 01:03:15,092 "Yes, it's under new management. I thought we'd give it a try." 798 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,800 "[soft piano music plays]" 799 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:29,073 "- Um, are you the manager? - Mind your own business." 800 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,675 "[laughs] We'd like to book a table for two." 801 01:03:31,741 --> 01:03:35,545 "We're fully booked. Anyway, you look fat enough already." 802 01:03:35,612 --> 01:03:37,481 "[laughs] Do you hear that, darling?" 803 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:40,617 "Apparently, we're too fat! I love it!" 804 01:03:40,684 --> 01:03:44,588 "Yes, you must squeeze us in somehow. We hate polite restaurants." 805 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:47,057 "- No, piss off. - Oh, please." 806 01:03:47,124 --> 01:03:50,127 "- Look, here's some cash. - Very well." 807 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:54,564 "But you don't really fit in, so sit in that corner and keep your trap shut." 808 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:58,368 "- Thank you so much. - Shut your face." 809 01:03:58,435 --> 01:04:00,304 "[man] This is the place they're all talking about." 810 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:02,372 "- [indistinct chatter] - Eat The Rich, how very witty!" 811 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:04,975 "[woman] Take my daughter, anything. Come on, push!" 812 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:08,045 "- We were here first! - [all yelling]" 813 01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:16,486 "- Sit down there, you bastard. - It's great, they really hate us here, don't they?" 814 01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:21,058 "Yes! Isn't it fab? I told you it's the in place to come." 815 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:25,095 "- It certainly is. - What do you want to stuff yourself with, ponce?" 816 01:04:25,162 --> 01:04:27,697 "Oh, such fun. Uh, what's the soup of the day?" 817 01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:30,434 "Manager with rice or chips." 818 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:34,004 "You're much too ugly to eat in here." 819 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,073 "But you must let me in!" 820 01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:39,643 "- Please! I know Jack Nicholson! - No!" 821 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:42,446 "Get lost, starfucker!" 822 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:59,463 "- Yes? - Table for two, please." 823 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,937 "Over there." 824 01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:09,606 "Eat The Rich?" 825 01:05:09,673 --> 01:05:11,808 "Feed the poor?" 826 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:14,278 "[chuckles] Yes." 827 01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:26,590 "Oh, look up, darling." 828 01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:35,232 "[scoffs]" 829 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:45,775 "Spider, I've got some rather bad news." 830 01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,677 "Go on, then, surprise me." 831 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:51,982 "The Russians have ordered me to defect to Moscow." 832 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:55,019 "- When is that then? - I can't say." 833 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:57,621 "I failed to stop Nosher Powell." 834 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:02,226 "Now they're worried that he might expose them." 835 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:06,296 "[sobs] God, I feel so effing lost." 836 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,467 "Well, don't start crying here." 837 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:21,645 "Excuse me, I just seen someone I used to know." 838 01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:52,909 "- Two more managers with chips. - We're running out of manager!" 839 01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:57,147 "Blimey, we'll have to start on the customers then." 840 01:06:57,214 --> 01:07:00,150 "Don't put so much salt in next time." 841 01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:07,091 "I'd stick to the chips if I was you." 842 01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,693 "Why?" 843 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:13,297 "Somebody's just been handed to us on a plate." 844 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:21,771 "Ah. I see." 845 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:40,056 "[laughs]" 846 01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:41,691 "Good grief." 847 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:44,861 "These people are eating their way through the jetset." 848 01:07:44,928 --> 01:07:49,199 "You're not coming in here! Hush up! Millionaires only." 849 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:54,003 "Incredible. Just incredible." 850 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,540 "It's a bit naughty, isn't it?" 851 01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:58,742 "Come through five minutes, sir." 852 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,514 "Hm..." 853 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,550 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 854 01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:09,453 "Paper, morning paper. Prime Minister missing." 855 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:12,589 "Paper, morning paper. Prime minister missing." 856 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,724 "Thank you, guv. Thank you. Morning, guv." 857 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:17,927 "How's spying going, all right? Paper, morning paper." 858 01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:20,830 "Prime minister missing. Paper!" 859 01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:23,400 "[snoring]" 860 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:37,181 "[moaning] She slung me out." 861 01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:41,651 "- [groans] - Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that." 862 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,890 "Marriage is on the rocks." 863 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:49,159 "She wants a divorce." 864 01:08:49,226 --> 01:08:52,296 "Oh, dear." 865 01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:56,633 "You always seemed the perfect couple." 866 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,902 "Everyone in government thought so." 867 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:01,438 "Yeah. You're right." 868 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:07,544 "They want to take over the eastern when I'm gone." 869 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:10,647 "I ain't got no missus." 870 01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:17,854 "Mrs. Powell always struck me as a deeply romantic woman." 871 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:22,158 "Perhaps, with the pressures of government," 872 01:09:22,226 --> 01:09:25,395 "you may have overlooked those intimate little touches" 873 01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:30,500 "that a woman of her... je ne sais quoi craves." 874 01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:34,571 "Why don't you take her out to dinner?" 875 01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:40,109 "- I can't do that. - Why not?" 876 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,212 "You know, it's a funny thing." 877 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:46,049 "But there's only one thing she'll eat." 878 01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:49,386 "- What's that? - Mince." 879 01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:57,927 "[Sandra] Anything's possible. [chuckles]" 880 01:09:57,994 --> 01:10:03,099 "[both whispering]" 881 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:05,702 "- [loud pop] - [Nosh grunts]" 882 01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:09,273 "- Shall I pour? - Fill her up." 883 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:16,212 "Well, you've certainly gone out of your way to make up, Nosh." 884 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,717 "Jewels, furs and champagne." 885 01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:24,654 "So when do I get me front door key back?" 886 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,456 "[chuckles]" 887 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:30,093 "Maybe you will, and maybe you won't." 888 01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,829 "Let's see how the evening goes." 889 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:36,733 "[sighs]" 890 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:43,440 "Are you sure this is the latest in place?" 891 01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:45,442 "I can't imagine the Prime Minister wanting..." 892 01:10:45,509 --> 01:10:48,177 "Don't start that old bollocks again!" 893 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:51,281 "- All right. - Oi! Sambo!" 894 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:54,718 "- What's special tonight? - Meat." 895 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:59,989 "- What's he doing? - Holding cutlery." 896 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:05,028 "- [squishing] - [Fiona moans]" 897 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:07,564 "You all right, love? You look about peaked." 898 01:11:07,631 --> 01:11:12,702 "It's the baby. Jimmy, I'm having a baby!" 899 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,504 "Oh, blimey!" 900 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:17,707 "I'm giving birth. Look." 901 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:20,977 "Any second, I'd say." 902 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:25,281 "Jimmy, I want to do it Leboyer method." 903 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:27,684 "Leboyer? What's that?" 904 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:31,655 "[panting] Natural childbirth." 905 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,326 "No painkillers. [screams]" 906 01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:40,330 "Just soft light and soft music." 907 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,799 "[moaning]" 908 01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:48,572 "* Dear little baby *" 909 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,774 "* You're on your way *" 910 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,809 "* Dear little baby *" 911 01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:55,111 "* Have a nice day *" 912 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,381 "[screaming]" 913 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:04,854 "We're running out of old customers!" 914 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:09,092 "- Well, improvise. - [laughter]" 915 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:20,336 "It's a scream, isn't it? I'm just off to the loo." 916 01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:22,906 "[man speaks indistinctly]" 917 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,375 "[laughs]" 918 01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,043 "Evening." 919 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,949 "[moaning]" 920 01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:37,353 "One more push." 921 01:12:37,421 --> 01:12:40,557 "- [moans] - There it is." 922 01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:44,027 "Oh, it's a little boy." 923 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:49,566 "- [baby crying] - Oh! He's beautiful!" 924 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:53,870 "Oh! My little baby boy!" 925 01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:56,272 "What are we going to call you?" 926 01:12:56,339 --> 01:12:59,909 "I always thought Esquis was rather a lovely name." 927 01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:04,047 "Yes, that is a lovely name. Hello, Esquis." 928 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:07,150 "[laughter]" 929 01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:17,861 "- It's arrived. - What's he doing?" 930 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,396 "Sniffing it." 931 01:13:21,531 --> 01:13:23,900 "One bite, that's all I need." 932 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,902 "Oh, shit, he's calling the waiter." 933 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:28,638 "- I can't bear it. - Something's happening." 934 01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:32,509 "- What's happening? - Wait a minute." 935 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:35,612 "It's tomato sauce, guv." 936 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,216 "Come on." 937 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:44,053 "Come on, just one large mouthful for Uncle Spider." 938 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,457 "It's going in. It's in." 939 01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:51,227 "Has he swallowed?" 940 01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:52,896 "Wait a minute, wait a minute." 941 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:58,367 "Yes, like a 30-dollar blowjob, governor." 942 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,004 "Get me the police." 943 01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:02,972 "Here, Mrs. Powell." 944 01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:06,643 "This tastes very much like human flesh to me." 945 01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:09,078 "Yes, it does, doesn't it?" 946 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:13,116 "[siren wailing]" 947 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:22,726 "[police radio chatter]" 948 01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:27,597 "This is the police." 949 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:31,000 "Lay down your knives and forks." 950 01:14:31,067 --> 01:14:34,170 "[clattering]" 951 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:40,176 "You have all been eating the Prime Minister." 952 01:14:40,243 --> 01:14:43,212 "[all retching]" 953 01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,157 "Let's go!" 954 01:14:59,128 --> 01:15:01,230 "Quick! Out the back!" 955 01:15:09,305 --> 01:15:11,107 "[engine sputtering]" 956 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:13,743 "Hey, you! You!" 957 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,779 "I want a cover-up!" 958 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:18,414 "I want a complete cover-up in this whole business!" 959 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:22,285 "If the press find out that I've been eating the Prime Minister." 960 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:25,689 "I lose the election! I want a whitewash!" 961 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,758 "A complete fucking whitewash!" 962 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:33,429 "[man] Mince massacre. The front cover!" 963 01:15:33,496 --> 01:15:37,601 "[all chattering]" 964 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:47,043 "- A baby? - It's a boy." 965 01:15:47,110 --> 01:15:49,378 "A boy." 966 01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:52,081 "A baby boy." 967 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:58,755 "- A little baby boy. - Isn't he beautiful?" 968 01:15:59,623 --> 01:16:01,658 "It's my son, isn't it?" 969 01:16:01,725 --> 01:16:05,028 "- It's my son! - No! You can't have him." 970 01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:08,965 "- He's mine! - [babbling]" 971 01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:11,835 "[laughs] Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie!" 972 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,938 "[engine sputtering]" 973 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:18,174 "- Where's Fiona? - I'll go back for her." 974 01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:23,246 "[sobbing]" 975 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:25,481 "Fiona!" 976 01:16:25,548 --> 01:16:28,985 "He took my baby!" 977 01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:33,456 "- Who? - [sobbing]" 978 01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:37,193 "Oh...!" 979 01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:42,699 "[screams]" 980 01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:45,869 "[man] This way, please, Nosh. That's right, hold there, Nosh. That's lovely." 981 01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:50,006 "Look, rescue bid pays off. Nosh has saved the baby from being eaten alive." 982 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:52,642 "- It's my baby. - [man] One more, Nosh." 983 01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:55,444 "- It's my baby son. - [screaming]" 984 01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:57,513 "- He's all mine. - [all] Aw!" 985 01:16:57,580 --> 01:17:00,083 "- Who's the secret saucy mum, Nosh? - [screaming]" 986 01:17:00,149 --> 01:17:04,420 "- There he is. The heavyweight champion of the world. - That's lovely. And again." 987 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:08,892 "- The next heavyweight champion! - [screaming]" 988 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,929 "[screaming]" 989 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:21,404 "[grunting]" 990 01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:36,853 "[growling]" 991 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,401 "[growling]" 992 01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:57,373 "[rock music plays]" 993 01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:02,278 "[yelling]" 994 01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:17,593 "* You're playing tricks, babe And that's a fact *" 995 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:21,731 "* Your magic circle ain't where it's at *" 996 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:25,501 "* One moment you were here and then you disappeared *" 997 01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:29,806 "* This ain't the first time that I've caught your act *" 998 01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:33,910 "* Nothing up my sleeve, babe *" 999 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:38,915 "* Watch out, watch out *" 1000 01:18:38,982 --> 01:18:41,284 "* Magic's what you need, babe *" 1001 01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:44,353 "* Just like that **" 1002 01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,895 "- [gunshot] - [screams]" 1003 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:03,506 "- Where's my son? - I... I don't know." 1004 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:07,176 "They... somebody must have taken him." 1005 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,378 "No!" 1006 01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:13,249 "- He's mine! I want him! - Leave him, Nosh." 1007 01:19:13,316 --> 01:19:15,785 "- Give me that gun! - No!" 1008 01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:19,055 "No more killing! Please, Nosh!" 1009 01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:22,892 "I've never killed anybody in my life." 1010 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:27,964 "But I'll kill any bastard that takes my son!" 1011 01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:31,700 "Nosh!" 1012 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:34,303 "Nosh!" 1013 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:36,873 "[Fiona sobbing]" 1014 01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:41,978 "I've got to go back. I want my baby!" 1015 01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:44,948 "You can't, love. It's too dangerous." 1016 01:19:45,014 --> 01:19:49,718 "- He'll kill you. - I'd rather die than leave Esquis with that man." 1017 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:53,289 "I'm sorry, boys. I'm a mother now. I've got to go." 1018 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:56,292 "- Anarchy in the UK! - [Jimmy] Don't be daft!" 1019 01:19:56,359 --> 01:20:00,096 "Let's think about this for a moment." 1020 01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:07,937 "- We'll all go. - What?" 1021 01:20:08,004 --> 01:20:10,573 "We're going back for Esquis." 1022 01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,988 "Fuck me." 1023 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:28,291 "[Alex] One shot." 1024 01:20:28,357 --> 01:20:32,495 "One clear shot. That's all I need." 1025 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:36,565 "- You're joking. - Not this time, Jimmy." 1026 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:22,478 "Stop right there, unless you want a fucking arrow through your head." 1027 01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:27,917 "It's you." 1028 01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:31,520 "A child needs its mother." 1029 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:37,994 "[baby crying]" 1030 01:21:45,801 --> 01:21:49,138 "- Who are you? - A friend." 1031 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,777 "- Where's Ron? - He's dead." 1032 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:58,181 "Ron's dead?" 1033 01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:01,417 "- He was shot. - Oh." 1034 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:04,053 "In the back." 1035 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:07,423 "He's coming for you, Alex." 1036 01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:16,099 "Come on, let's go." 1037 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:19,802 "- I'm not coming, Jimmy. - Aye?" 1038 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:22,705 "You take Fiona and the baby." 1039 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,374 "I'm gonna wait here for Ron." 1040 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:28,077 "Ron? What are you talking about?" 1041 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:47,363 "Oh." 1042 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:53,036 "Go on. I'll be all right, Jimmy." 1043 01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:56,705 "Here. You better have one of these, mate." 1044 01:22:56,772 --> 01:23:00,609 "- No, thanks. - Go on. Take one, please." 1045 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:03,912 "All right. Thanks." 1046 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,449 "The blue ones are best." 1047 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:11,554 "Very kind, the both of you." 1048 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:14,157 "It don't matter." 1049 01:23:16,925 --> 01:23:22,198 "Go on! Get the hell out of here, Jimmy! Go while you still can!" 1050 01:23:22,265 --> 01:23:25,601 "[music swells]" 1051 01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:01,937 "The summer's nearly gone." 1052 01:24:02,004 --> 01:24:04,540 "It has that nip in the air." 1053 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,416 "- I don't suppose... - What's that?" 1054 01:24:13,482 --> 01:24:15,484 "- What? - That noise." 1055 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:24,527 "[Nosh yelling]" 1056 01:24:24,593 --> 01:24:28,097 "I want my son!" 1057 01:24:45,781 --> 01:24:47,750 "Thanks for everything." 1058 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:50,753 "Not at all." 1059 01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:55,324 "Give me my son!" 1060 01:24:55,391 --> 01:24:57,860 "I want my son!" 1061 01:25:01,029 --> 01:25:03,966 "- My son! - You're too late." 1062 01:25:04,032 --> 01:25:06,502 "- He's gone! - Fuck you!" 1063 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:09,805 "Give me my son, or else I'll fill you full of lead!" 1064 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:12,241 "Oh!" 1065 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:14,677 "You bastard!" 1066 01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:17,045 "Give... me..." 1067 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:20,048 "...my... fucking..." 1068 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,151 "...son! Where is my son?!" 1069 01:25:22,218 --> 01:25:24,853 "Oh! Oh!" 1070 01:26:23,612 --> 01:26:27,450 "- [Nosh] Are you dead yet? - [Alex] No!" 1071 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,818 "[Nosh] Me neither." 1072 01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:32,788 "[Alex] What about now?" 1073 01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:37,426 "[Nosh] Death's a great equalizer, isn't it?" 1074 01:26:37,493 --> 01:26:42,665 "[Alex] Isn't it a pity we can't be more equal in life?" 1075 01:26:42,731 --> 01:26:44,933 "[Nosh] Don't start that old commie bollocks again." 1076 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,704 "[Alex] Look, if you want to meet your maker," 1077 01:26:48,771 --> 01:26:51,407 "you better clean up your act." 1078 01:26:53,141 --> 01:26:56,178 "[Nosh laughs]" 1079 01:26:56,245 --> 01:26:59,382 "What's black, with curly hair," 1080 01:26:59,448 --> 01:27:03,018 "- and full of holes? - [Alex] What?" 1081 01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:06,555 "[Nosh] You. [laughs]" 1082 01:27:06,622 --> 01:27:09,892 "[Alex] OK. What's old," 1083 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:14,630 "stupid, and only got half a stomach?" 1084 01:27:14,697 --> 01:27:17,300 "- [Nosh] What? - [Alex] You!" 1085 01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:20,303 "[both laugh]" 1086 01:27:25,173 --> 01:27:27,876 "[Nosh] Knock knock." 1087 01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:34,550 "- [man] One, two, three! - [rock music plays]" 1088 01:27:34,617 --> 01:27:37,286 "* All right, all right *" 1089 01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:40,589 "* I hope you sons of bitches see the light *" 1090 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:43,559 "* You again, you again *" 1091 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:46,829 "* I know you've got a mental age of ten *" 1092 01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:49,865 "* Listen up, listen up *" 1093 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:53,302 "* I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks *" 1094 01:27:53,369 --> 01:27:56,204 "* Come on, you're the one *" 1095 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:59,475 "* I think I'm going to switch your laser on *" 1096 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:03,379 "* I've got the medicine you need *" 1097 01:28:05,748 --> 01:28:09,685 "* I've got the power I've got the speed *" 1098 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:15,858 "* I'll find out how to stop your clock *" 1099 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:22,631 "* We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock *" 1100 01:28:25,768 --> 01:28:29,605 "* Hear me talking, Dr. Rock *" 1101 01:28:29,672 --> 01:28:32,675 "* Lie down, turn around *" 1102 01:28:32,741 --> 01:28:36,078 "* Here come the sister Gonna strip you down *" 1103 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,847 "* Shut up, breathe in *" 1104 01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:42,451 "* Let's have the address of your next of kin *" 1105 01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:45,253 "* Chin up, shoulders back *" 1106 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:48,791 "* You've got a body like a Marshall stack *" 1107 01:28:48,857 --> 01:28:51,827 "* Keep still Take your pill *" 1108 01:28:51,894 --> 01:28:55,330 "* Or I'm gonna make you really ill **"