1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,070 [news anchor on radio] The news never ends. 2 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,011 This is 1080 GCR. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,139 You get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:16,933 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:20,228 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,730 I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,108 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,902 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,029 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,447 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,324 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:35,118 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,911 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,199 [O'Rourke] There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,915 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,084 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,354 [news anchor] It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,498 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,672 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,049 [man 1 ] You can't go down no one avenue 21 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,135 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,530 [man 2] It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,823 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,639 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,535 [woman 1 ] I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,393 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,019 [man 3] It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,730 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,897 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,274 [woman 2] It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,752 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,216 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:10,820 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,071 [man 4] Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,717 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,950 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,411 [man 5] The idea of the National Guard moving in 38 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,954 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,242 [news anchor] In other news, 40 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,890 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,459 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,335 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,712 Renters in the metro area 44 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,213 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:30,673 [grunts sadly] 46 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,469 [upbeat music playing on piano] 47 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,613 [people chattering and yelling] 48 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,637 [car horns honking] 49 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,894 [boy 1 ] Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 50 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:06,918 [boy 2] Nice outfit, pal. 51 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,354 [boy 1 ] If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 52 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,004 a good one. You know that, right? 53 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,317 - [Arthur] Hey! Hey! - [boy 3] Grab it! 54 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,341 [boy 4] Go, go, go! 55 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:14,675 [Arthur] Hey! 56 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,052 [boy 2] He's coming! 57 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,721 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 58 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,450 - [boy 2] Look at him running. - [boy 1 ] Let's go! 59 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,474 Stop them! 60 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,495 [boy 1 ] Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 61 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:24,999 - [horns honking] - [laughs mockingly] 62 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,216 [boy 1 ] Where's your sign, clown? 63 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,232 - [driver] Hey! - [yelps] 64 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,650 [horns honking] 65 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,859 [panting] 66 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,071 [boy 1 ] Go, clown! Come on! 67 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,322 Stop them! 68 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,490 [boys shouting] 69 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,617 Go! Come on! 70 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,287 [Arthur] Stop them! 71 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,081 Come on, run! 72 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,584 Hey! 73 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,337 You fucking... 74 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,922 [continues panting] 75 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,927 - [groans] - [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit. 76 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,846 [boy 1 ] Come on! Beat his ass up. 77 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,813 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 78 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,850 Harder! Harder! 79 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,268 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 80 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,687 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 81 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,522 [breathing heavily] 82 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,357 [groans] 83 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,942 [labored breathing] 84 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,057 [strained laughing] 85 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,024 [clears throat] 86 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,359 [continues laughing] 87 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,160 Ha! 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,078 [chuckling] 89 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,165 [laughing] 90 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,507 [wheezes] 91 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,592 [grunts] 92 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,969 [laughing] 93 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,935 [wheezes] 94 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:30,811 [clears throat] 95 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:32,980 [laughing tearfully] 96 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,321 [Arthur chuckles] 97 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,239 [Arthur sniffles] 98 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,250 Is it just me, 99 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,921 or is it getting crazier out there? 100 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,344 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 101 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,721 People are upset. 102 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,766 They're struggling. Looking for work. 103 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,309 These are tough times. 104 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,394 [exhales] 105 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,730 How about you? 106 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,442 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 107 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,988 Yes, ma'am. 108 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,907 Great. 109 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,368 Did you bring it with you? 110 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,040 Arthur. 111 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,543 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 112 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,294 with you for these appointments. 113 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,338 Can I see it? 114 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:54,186 I've been using it as a journal, 115 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,732 but also as a joke diary. 116 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,236 Funny thoughts or observations. 117 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,530 I think I told you 118 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,783 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 119 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,830 No, you didn't. 120 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,292 I think I did. 121 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,763 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 122 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,641 [laughs] 123 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,114 How does it feel to have to come here? 124 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,284 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 125 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,581 I think I felt better 126 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,666 when I was locked up in the hospital. 127 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,961 And have you thought more about 128 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,714 why you were locked up? 129 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,467 [head thudding] 130 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,222 Who knows? 131 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,147 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 132 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,149 to increase my medication. 133 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,491 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 134 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,411 Surely, they must be doing something. 135 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,126 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 136 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:07,945 [gasps] 137 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,029 [laughing] 138 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,372 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 139 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,603 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 140 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,836 Just stop. 141 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,131 [Arthur laughing] 142 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,180 What? You think that's funny? 143 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,973 [continues laughing] 144 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,396 [gagging] 145 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,106 I'm sorry. I have a... [laughing] 146 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,907 I'm sorry. [continues laughing] 147 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,835 [woman exhales] 148 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,383 [Arthur continues laughing] 149 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,005 [music playing] 150 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:37,845 [exhales] 151 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,080 [Penny] Happy, did you check the mail 152 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,475 before you came up? 153 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,227 Yeah, Mom. 154 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,688 Nothing. 155 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,461 [news anchor 1 on TV] And finally, tonight, 156 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,486 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 157 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,946 authorities are saying 158 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,490 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 159 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,950 And not just any rats, 160 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,161 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 161 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,246 He must not be getting my letters. 162 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,414 Yeah. 163 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,666 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 164 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,251 He's a busy man. 165 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:13,130 Please. I worked for that family for years. 166 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,591 The least he could do is write back. 167 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,304 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 168 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,472 You need to eat. 169 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,267 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 170 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,518 [clears throat] 171 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,497 [news anchor 1 ] Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 172 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,646 [news anchor 2] Sounds like 173 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,875 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 174 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,567 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 175 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,529 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 176 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,491 Well, everybody on the news. 177 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,826 He's the only one who could save the city. 178 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,328 He owes it to us. 179 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,749 - [theme music playing] - Come sit. It's starting. 180 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,709 Yay, Murray. 181 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:55,005 [announcer on TV] From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 182 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,467 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 183 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,554 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 184 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,931 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 185 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,226 And the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 186 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,520 Joining Murray, as always, 187 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,272 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 188 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,109 And now, without further ado, 189 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,028 Murray Franklin. 190 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,154 - [upbeat jazz music playing] - [audience cheering] 191 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,267 - [music ends] - [audience cheering loudly] 192 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,167 - Thank you. - [Arthur cheering] 193 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,461 Thank you. 194 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,964 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 195 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,258 Yeah! 196 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,135 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 197 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you. 198 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,722 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 199 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,225 - are in Gotham now, right? - [audience] Yeah. 200 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,687 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 201 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,397 You ready for this? 202 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,648 Super cats. 203 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,400 [all laughing] 204 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,798 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 205 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,322 [Arthur] I love you, Murray! 206 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,074 [audience chuckling] 207 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,492 I love you, too. 208 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,827 [all laughing] 209 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,996 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 210 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,164 Who is that? 211 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,499 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 212 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,585 Stand up for me. 213 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,752 Go ahead. 214 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,634 What's your name? 215 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,179 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 216 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,014 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 217 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,909 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 218 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,975 Arthur, I could tell. 219 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,143 Where are you from? 220 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,020 I live right here in the city 221 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,148 - with my [stammers] mother. - [audience laughing] 222 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,418 [Murray] Okay, hold on. Hold on. 223 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,586 There's nothing funny about that. 224 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,278 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 225 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,281 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 226 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,449 and he never came back. 227 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,575 [audience] Aww. 228 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,660 [Arthur] I know what that's like, Murray. 229 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,371 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 230 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,290 I take good care of my mother. 231 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,380 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 232 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,548 She does. 233 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:06,261 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 234 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,056 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 235 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,599 [audience] Aww. 236 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,977 Wow. 237 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,483 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 238 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,486 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 239 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,131 - [audience cheering] - Come on! Come on. 240 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,656 [upbeat jazz music playing] 241 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,038 Come on. 242 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,298 [audience cheering loudly] 243 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,514 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 244 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,474 We'll be right back. 245 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,643 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 246 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,562 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 247 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,938 It made my day. 248 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,314 Thanks, Murray. 249 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,400 You see all this, the lights, the show, 250 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,776 the audience, all that stuff? 251 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,171 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 252 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,362 to have a kid like you. 253 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,214 [stretching shoe] 254 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,059 - [indistinct chattering] - [music playing on radio] 255 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,527 [sighs] 256 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,967 - [Randall] What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 257 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,658 Another day in chuckle town. 258 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:52,826 [man] Yup. 259 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,456 You okay? 260 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,918 I heard about the beatdown you took. 261 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,754 Fucking savages. 262 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,716 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 263 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,842 No. 264 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,345 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 265 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,846 All the crazy shit out there. 266 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,098 - They're animals. - [chuckles] 267 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,896 You know what? 268 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,152 Here. 269 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,072 What is it? 270 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,615 Take it. 271 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,617 It's for you. 272 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,996 [chuckling] 273 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,040 [Randall] You gotta protect yourself out there. 274 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,292 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 275 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,087 Randall, 276 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 277 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,177 Don't sweat it, Art. 278 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,221 No one has to know. 279 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,723 And you can pay me back some other time. 280 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,100 You know you're my boy. 281 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,227 [laughing] 282 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,311 [Gary] Arthur, 283 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,438 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 284 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,692 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 285 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,984 No idea. 286 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,986 Do you people call it miniature golf 287 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,530 or is it just golf to you? 288 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,782 [Randall and Arthur laughing] 289 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,286 [man] Punch him in the dick, Gary. 290 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,915 [laughing] 291 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,888 Hello, Hoyt. 292 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,558 Gary said you wanted to see me. 293 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,644 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 294 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,770 Not quite. 295 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,064 Just been working on my material. 296 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,150 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 297 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,818 Look, I like you, Arthur. 298 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,403 You know, a lot of the guys, 299 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,127 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 300 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,657 I don't even know why I like you. 301 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,951 But I got another complaint. 302 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,455 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 303 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,457 The guy said you disappeared. 304 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,000 Never even returned his sign. 305 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,669 Because I got jumped. 306 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,755 Didn't you hear? 307 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,673 For a sign? 308 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,009 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 309 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,136 Just get him his sign back. 310 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,680 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 311 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,640 Why would I keep his sign? 312 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,560 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 313 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,855 If you don't return the sign, 314 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,065 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 315 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,276 Are we clear? 316 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,572 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 317 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,699 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 318 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,242 The other guys, 319 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,167 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 320 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,205 because people think you're weird. 321 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,208 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 322 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,709 [Hoyt continues indistinctly] 323 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,049 [grunting] 324 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,875 [elevator bell dings] 325 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,587 [jabbing buttons] 326 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,050 [Sophie] Wait, wait, wait. 327 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,218 Wait. 328 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,597 Thank you. 329 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,493 [GiGi giggles] 330 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,205 This building is so awful, isn't it? 331 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,543 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 332 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,129 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 333 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,631 It's so awful, Mommy. 334 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,258 [imitates gunshot] 335 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,342 Right, Mommy? 336 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,223 [elevator bell dings] 337 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,810 - Good night. - [GiGi] This building's 338 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,163 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 339 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,314 - [baby crying] - [man shouting] 340 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,651 Hey. 341 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,446 [imitates gunshot] 342 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,367 Come on. 343 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,125 [upbeat music playing] 344 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,127 [door closes] 345 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,964 The moon is a silver dollar 346 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,051 Shining up in the sky 347 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,678 That's the dream we can buy... 348 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,083 - [Arthur] Look up. - [Penny] Mmm. 349 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,223 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 350 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,268 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 351 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,467 What do you think he's gonna do? 352 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,897 He's gonna help us. 353 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,985 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 354 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,029 Why would he help us? 355 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,782 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 356 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,243 If he knew how we were living, 357 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,872 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 358 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,918 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 359 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,672 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 360 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132 Or me. 361 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,759 Everybody's telling me 362 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 363 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,265 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 364 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,476 - What do you mean? - I mean... 365 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,938 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 366 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,775 [men on TV singing] 367 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,951 [men vocalizing] 368 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,761 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 369 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,180 The world is in a mess 370 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,558 With politics and taxes And people grinding axes 371 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,809 There's no happiness 372 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,893 [Arthur imitates gunshot] 373 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,354 Happiness is not a riddle 374 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,232 When I'm listening to that Big bass fiddle 375 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,109 [men vocalizing] 376 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,579 Slap that bass Slap it till its dizzy 377 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,998 Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy 378 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,876 Zoom, zoom, zoom Misery, you've got to go... 379 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,836 Hey, what's your name? 380 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,047 Arthur. 381 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,301 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 382 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,136 I know. 383 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930 You know who's not? Him. 384 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:15,894 [increases volume] 385 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,480 [Penny] Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 386 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,689 [Arthur] Mom, what? 387 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,983 [Penny] That noise! Did you hear that noise? 388 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,402 I'm watching an old war movie! 389 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071 [Penny] Turn it down! 390 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,572 - Um... - [men continue singing] 391 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,120 Sorry, Mom. 392 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,206 [children chattering] 393 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,630 [indistinct conversation] 394 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,967 You good? 395 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,173 [indistinct conversation] 396 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:41,139 [car horn honks] 397 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,908 [audience laughing] 398 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,871 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 399 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,040 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 400 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,835 - [audience] Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 401 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,503 My favorite one right now is 402 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,631 professor and senior who really needs 403 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,049 to pass my class to graduate. 404 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,134 [audience laughing] 405 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,468 - Yes. - [audience whooping] 406 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,305 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 407 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,598 I'm a professor at 408 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,201 a prestigious New England university... 409 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,475 [Arthur laughing] 410 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,605 And my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 411 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,190 [audience laughing] 412 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,816 I know. I know. 413 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,153 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 414 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,114 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 415 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,199 [Arthur laughing] 416 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,883 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 417 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,244 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 418 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,330 I can't use my real last name at this college 419 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,040 'cause they don't hire Jews. 420 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,791 [audience laughing] 421 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,126 It's something I'll address 422 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,836 once I have tenure, but for now... 423 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,172 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 424 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,567 I think I might be in danger of failing 425 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:51,799 your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' 426 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,092 and I just want you to know 427 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,928 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 428 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:59,140 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... [moans] 429 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,693 [Arthur chuckles] 430 00:26:58,826 --> 00:26:59,951 [doorbell buzzing] 431 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,917 - [Arthur] Oh, hey. - Hey. 432 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,461 Were you following me today? 433 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,758 Yeah. 434 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,470 I thought that was you. 435 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,724 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 436 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,311 I have a gun. 437 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,104 I could come by tomorrow. 438 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,440 [chuckles] 439 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,026 You're so funny, Arthur. 440 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,571 Yeah. 441 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,240 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 442 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,160 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 443 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,203 I could do that. 444 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,496 Yeah? 445 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,457 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 446 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,624 Yeah. 447 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,759 [man singing] If you're happy and you know it 448 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,010 Wiggle your ears 449 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,094 [chorus] Wiggle your ears 450 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,388 [all] If you're happy and you know it 451 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,724 Wiggle your ears 452 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,143 If you're happy and you know it 453 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,312 And you really want to show it 454 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,481 If you're happy and you know it 455 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,690 Wiggle your ears 456 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,069 If you're happy and you know it 457 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,613 Stomp your feet 458 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,698 If you're happy and you know it 459 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,076 Stomp your feet 460 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,453 If you're happy and you know it 461 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,663 And you really want to show it 462 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,957 If you're happy and you know it 463 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,292 Stomp your feet 464 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,170 If you're happy and you know it 465 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,671 - [Arthur yelps] - Shout "hurray" 466 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,006 Shout "hurray" 467 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,092 If you're happy and you know it 468 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,593 Shout "hurray" 469 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:41,821 - Shout "hurray" - [child giggles] 470 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,304 If you're happy and you know it 471 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,069 - [Arthur giggles] - And you really want to 472 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,185 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 473 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,562 Arthur, I need to know why 474 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,773 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 475 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,901 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 476 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,903 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 477 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,155 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 478 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,282 Besides, Randall told me 479 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,327 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 480 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,537 Randall told you that? 481 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,832 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 482 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,079 - You're fired! - [hangs up] 483 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:16,462 [dial tone droning] 484 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,462 [announcer on PA] Jefferson Street. 485 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:40,987 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 486 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,427 [man 1 ] I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 487 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,576 We should've just stayed. 488 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,412 [man 2] You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 489 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,933 [man 1 ] Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 490 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,040 She was in love. 491 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,728 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 492 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,170 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 493 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,836 [slurring drunkenly] Hey, you want some French fries? 494 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,887 Hello? 495 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,347 Talking to you. Hey. 496 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,057 [woman] No, thank you. 497 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,059 [men laughing] 498 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,270 You sure? 499 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,273 They're real good. 500 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,862 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 501 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,239 Whoo... 502 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,824 [men laughing] 503 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,077 [chuckles] 504 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,872 [laughing continues] 505 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,207 [Arthur laughing] 506 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,474 Is something funny, asshole? 507 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:53,893 [gasping] 508 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,603 [continues laughing] 509 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,063 - Bitch! - [all jeer] 510 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,151 [men snickering] 511 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,822 [singing] Isn't it rich? 512 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,117 - Are we a pair? - [men laughing] 513 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,248 Me here at last on the ground 514 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,417 And you in mid-air 515 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,587 Send in the clowns 516 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,881 [Arthur continues laughing] 517 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,510 Isn't it bliss? 518 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,972 Don't you approve? 519 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,141 One who keeps tearing around 520 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,144 And one who can't move 521 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,481 Where are the clowns? 522 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,360 There ought to be clowns 523 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,404 [both laughing] 524 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,039 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 525 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,833 Nothing. [laughing] 526 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,171 I have... I have a condition. 527 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,841 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 528 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,050 [men] Whoa! 529 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,929 [Arthur] Please, stop! 530 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,932 [groans] We got a kicker, huh? 531 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,892 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 532 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,063 Stay down, freak! 533 00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:23,441 [men grunting and laughing] 534 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,074 [gunshot] 535 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,412 [screaming] 536 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,459 Hey! [continues screaming] 537 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,338 [breathing heavily] 538 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,272 [man continues screaming] 539 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,084 [announcer on PA] Ninth Avenue. 540 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,275 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 541 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,777 Hey! 542 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,660 Stand clear of the closing doors. 543 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,871 [man yelping] 544 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,257 [groans] 545 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,635 [man whimpering] 546 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,804 [breathing heavily] 547 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:38,974 [man screams] 548 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,144 [gun clicking] 549 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:50,236 [panting] 550 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,199 - [ears ringing loudly] - Shit. Shit. 551 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,530 [panting] 552 00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:15,714 [elevator bell dings] 553 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,666 [man 1 ] I read it was a guy in full makeup. 554 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,294 [man 2] No, it says right here it was a mask. 555 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,588 [man 1 ] Either way, I think it's good for business. 556 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,090 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 557 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,466 Big man, what's the good word? 558 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,634 [Gary] Hey. 559 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,095 ["My Name Is Carnival" playing on radio] 560 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,973 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 561 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,433 Sorry, mate. 562 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:08,601 [Randall] Yeah. 563 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,519 It doesn't seem fair, 564 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,563 getting fired like that. 565 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,857 Did you really bring a gun 566 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,358 to the children's hospital, Artie? 567 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,903 What the fuck would you do that for? 568 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,506 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 569 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,632 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 570 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,925 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 571 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:23,949 [men laughing] 572 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:25,701 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 573 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,828 It was his gun. 574 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,849 - [Randall] What? - I still owe you for that, 575 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:30,915 don't I? 576 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,833 What the fuck are you talking about? 577 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,169 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 578 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,253 [honking horn] 579 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,675 [Arthur gasps] Oh, no! 580 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,137 I forgot to punch out. 581 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,808 [laughing] 582 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,518 ["My Name Is Carnival" continues playing] 583 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,604 And turns to sorrow 584 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,984 King of all Hear me call 585 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:04,698 Hear my name Carnival 586 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,711 [Chuck on TV] And as our city tries to make sense 587 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:21,340 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 588 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,008 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 589 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,427 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 590 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,762 Yes, Mother. 591 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,324 [Thomas] Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 592 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,640 [Penny] They're asking him about 593 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,183 those horrible subway murders. 594 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,631 [Chuck] Thank you, Thomas. I know 595 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,436 this is a difficult time for you. 596 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,271 Why him? 597 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,315 Looks like he's gained weight. 598 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,563 [Thomas] Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 599 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,569 Good, decent, educated. 600 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,364 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 601 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,492 Like all Wayne employees, 602 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,869 past and present, they're family. 603 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,757 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 604 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,266 - [shushing] - [Chuck] There now seems to be 605 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,542 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 606 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,877 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 607 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,171 are taking the side of the killer. 608 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,007 [Thomas] Yes, and it's a shame. 609 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,466 It's one of the reasons why 610 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,831 I'm considering a run for mayor. 611 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,846 Gotham's lost its way. 612 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,764 What about the eyewitness report 613 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,559 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 614 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,728 [Thomas] Well, it makes total sense to me. 615 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,135 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 616 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,107 Someone who hides behind a mask. 617 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,151 Someone who is envious 618 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,654 of those more fortunate than themselves, 619 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,158 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 620 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,244 And until those kind of people change for the better, 621 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:35,998 those of us who have made something of our lives 622 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,500 will always look at those who haven't 623 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,794 as nothing but clowns. 624 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:42,337 [laughs] 625 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,882 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 626 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,050 It's not funny. 627 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,528 [laughs] 628 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:10,032 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 629 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:16,872 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 630 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,124 [social worker] Arthur... 631 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,459 Which is crazy, 632 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,881 because that's my clown name at work. 633 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,426 And until a little while ago, 634 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,180 it was like nobody ever saw me. 635 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:37,601 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 636 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,395 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 637 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,150 You don't listen, do you? 638 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:50,823 I don't think you ever really hear me. 639 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,701 You just ask the same questions every week. 640 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:58,163 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 641 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,918 All I have are negative thoughts, 642 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,921 but you don't listen anyway. 643 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:09,466 I said, for my whole life, 644 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,845 I didn't know if I even really existed. 645 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,764 But I do. 646 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:21,145 And people are starting to notice. 647 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,648 They've cut our funding. 648 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,483 We're closing down our offices next week. 649 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,112 The city has cut funding across the board. 650 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,156 Social Services is part of that. 651 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,366 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 652 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,493 Okay. 653 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,787 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 654 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,378 And they really don't give a shit 655 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,422 about people like me, either. 656 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,010 Fuck. 657 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,729 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 658 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,317 Who do I talk to? 659 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,571 I'm sorry, Arthur. 660 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,911 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 661 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,997 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 662 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,166 "Is it safe?" 663 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:25,792 "Is it reliable?" 664 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,212 - "Could it kill me?" - [audience laughing] 665 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,339 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 666 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,883 We're like, "There's a spot." 667 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,176 "There's another spot. 668 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,487 - "That would work." - [Arthur exhales deeply] 669 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,013 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 670 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,598 [audience laughing] 671 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,434 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 672 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,852 [audience laughing] 673 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,356 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 674 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,774 [audience applauding] 675 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,696 [emcee] One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 676 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,783 All right, now, this next comic describes 677 00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,993 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 678 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:02,537 who from a young age was always told 679 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:03,664 that his purpose in life 680 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,834 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 681 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,779 - Um... Okay. - [audience laughing] 682 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,172 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 683 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,298 Arthur Fleck. 684 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,675 [audience applauding] 685 00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:26,395 [sighs nervously] 686 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,607 [laughing] 687 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:36,738 [snorts] 688 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,158 Hello, it's good to be here. [laughing] 689 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,878 [clears throat] 690 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,630 [coughing] 691 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,800 [laughing] 692 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:00,804 [gagging] 693 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,894 I hated school when I was a kid. 694 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,479 - [microphone feedback] - [laughing] 695 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:14,818 [gagging] 696 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:17,738 [burps] 697 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:19,740 [breathing heavily] 698 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:28,206 I hated school as a kid. [laughing] 699 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,168 My mother would say, 700 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,836 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 701 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,963 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 702 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,674 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma, 703 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,426 I'm gonna be a comedian." 704 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:40,761 [laughing] 705 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,853 Um... 706 00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:53,190 Here's one. 707 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,527 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 708 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,571 - why are the rich people... - ["Smile" playing] 709 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,556 [man singing] Smile though your heart is aching 710 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,580 [audience laughing] 711 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,915 [audience applauding] 712 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:15,295 Smile even though it's breaking 713 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,547 [indistinct chattering] 714 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:23,345 When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by 715 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:28,892 If you smile Through your fear and sorrow 716 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:34,022 Smile and maybe tomorrow 717 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:39,986 You'll see the sun Come shining through for you 718 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,405 You believe that shit? 719 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,241 Fuck 'em. 720 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,912 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 721 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,916 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 722 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,293 only a million more to go. 723 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:56,878 ["Smile" continues playing] 724 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,798 You'll get by 725 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:04,136 That's the time you must keep on trying 726 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,890 Smile, what's the use of crying 727 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:13,520 You'll find that Life is still worthwhile 728 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,230 [laughing] 729 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,651 If you just smile 730 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,488 [TV playing] 731 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,595 [Murray on TV] And, buddy, as always, 732 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,744 thanks for the laughs. 733 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,413 I'm sure we'll see you again. 734 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:32,789 You know we'll be here, right? 735 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,166 - I hope. - [audience laughing] 736 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,919 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 737 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,881 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 738 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:42,841 Thanks for watching. 739 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,302 Good night, and always remember, 740 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:46,947 - that's life. - ["That's Life" playing] 741 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,221 [audience applauding] 742 00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:52,350 [softly] That's life. 743 00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:00,567 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 744 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,776 - Hmm? Oh... - [grunting] 745 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,489 Oh, Happy. 746 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,993 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 747 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,870 Come on, dance with me. 748 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:15,248 [Penny] For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 749 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,333 [Arthur whistles] 750 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,295 [Penny chuckles] 751 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,548 [Arthur humming] 752 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,884 You smell like cologne. 753 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:28,512 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 754 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,472 [chuckles] Oh. 755 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,935 Just don't forget to mail it. 756 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,021 [music continues playing] 757 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,481 [announcer] The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 758 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:03,880 before a studio audience 759 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,174 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 760 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,470 [music ends] 761 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:11,114 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 762 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,449 Don't give me your... 763 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:14,451 - [pounding on door] - [Penny] No. No. 764 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,579 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 765 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,165 Okay. 766 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,005 I'm not angry, Mom. 767 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,507 I'm not angry. 768 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,884 Please. 769 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,679 Mom, is this real? 770 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:41,561 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 771 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,064 He's a very powerful man. 772 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,567 We were in love. 773 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,362 He said it was best that we not be together 774 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,572 because of appearances. 775 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:58,411 And I could never tell anyone because... 776 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,415 Well, I signed some papers. 777 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,877 And besides, you can imagine 778 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,339 what people would say about Thomas and me. 779 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,426 What they'd say about you. 780 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,557 What would they say, Mom? 781 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,184 [Penny crying] 782 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:31,695 [train horn blowing] 783 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,759 [humming] 784 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:02,827 [Arthur continues humming] 785 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,709 [Arthur] Hmm. 786 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:12,337 [Arthur exhales deeply] 787 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,679 Hmm. 788 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,770 [Arthur laughing] 789 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,316 [whistles] 790 00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:40,573 [Arthur singing] 791 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,837 Hi. 792 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,174 What's your name? 793 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,052 I'm Bruce. 794 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,304 Bruce. 795 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:06,516 I'm Arthur. 796 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:29,873 That's better. 797 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,375 [Alfred] Bruce! Bruce! 798 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:35,044 Get away from that man. 799 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,338 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 800 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:38,756 What are you doing? Who are you? 801 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,050 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 802 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,720 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 803 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,449 Why did you give him these flowers? 804 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,682 [Arthur] No, they're not real. 805 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,477 It's magic. 806 00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:53,354 I was just trying to make him smile. 807 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,356 Well, it's not funny, is it? 808 00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:57,567 Do I need to call the police? 809 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,152 [Arthur] No. Please. 810 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,656 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 811 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,051 She used to work here years ago. 812 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,160 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 813 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:09,787 You are her son. 814 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:10,955 [Arthur] Yeah. 815 00:54:11,624 --> 00:54:13,333 Did you know her? 816 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,297 [whispers] I know about the two of them. 817 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:22,300 She told me everything. 818 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,970 [whispers] There's nothing to know. 819 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,890 There is no "them." 820 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,018 Your mother was delusional. 821 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,020 She was a sick woman. 822 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,230 Don't say that. 823 00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:38,816 Just go. 824 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:39,943 Mmm? 825 00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:42,320 Before you make a fool of yourself. 826 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,658 Thomas Wayne is my father. 827 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:47,742 [Alfred laughing] 828 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:50,954 [Alfred yelping] 829 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,705 He left me. 830 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,332 [Alfred choking] 831 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,902 - Let go! Let go! - [Arthur grunts] 832 00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,754 [Alfred continues choking] 833 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,762 [panting] 834 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,029 Keep the respirations above 15. 835 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,365 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 836 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,826 Mom? 837 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,661 What happened? 838 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,496 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 839 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,141 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 840 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,582 We don't know what happened yet. 841 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,645 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - [paramedic 2] Step. 842 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,980 [paramedic 1 ] One more. We got one more lift. 843 00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:41,045 [paramedic 2] I'm getting 844 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,357 a little resistance here, Michael. 845 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,966 [paramedics chattering indistinctly] 846 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,050 [paramedic 1 ] Lift. 847 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,932 [Arthur] I'm right here. 848 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,517 Excuse me, sir. 849 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:55,870 Does your mother take any medications? 850 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:56,978 - No. - Excuse me, 851 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,142 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 852 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,833 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 853 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,024 I don't know. 854 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,943 [siren wailing] 855 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,153 [Garrity] Mr. Fleck. 856 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,490 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 857 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,867 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 858 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:55,953 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 859 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:58,956 so we spoke with your mother. 860 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:01,709 Oh. 861 00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,295 What did you say to her? 862 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:05,463 Did you do this? 863 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:06,631 What? No. 864 00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:09,258 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 865 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,927 and she got hysterical. 866 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:12,845 Hyperventilating, 867 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,282 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 868 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,432 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 869 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,893 We're sorry to hear about that. 870 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,605 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 871 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,053 They're about the subway killings 872 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,149 that happened last week. 873 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,609 You've heard about them, right? 874 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:27,860 Yeah. 875 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,028 It's horrible. 876 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:30,404 Right. 877 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:34,492 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 878 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,702 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 879 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,246 into the children's hospital. 880 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:41,749 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 881 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,459 It's part of my act. 882 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,211 I'm a party clown. 883 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,296 All right. So, why were you fired? 884 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:49,757 [sighs heavily] 885 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:53,136 They said I wasn't funny enough. 886 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,263 Can you imagine that? 887 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:59,267 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 888 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,686 [Burke] Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 889 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,232 This condition of yours, the laughing, 890 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,317 is it real, 891 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,319 or some sort of clown thing? 892 00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:13,364 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 893 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:16,075 I mean, is it part of your act? 894 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:19,996 What do you think? 895 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,003 [Burke] It's exit only. 896 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:53,487 She's gonna be okay. 897 00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,660 I'm gonna get a coffee. 898 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,370 You want one? 899 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,538 Yeah. 900 00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:15,051 [audience laughing on TV] 901 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,638 [Murray] So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 902 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,265 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 903 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,601 I told him, "The garbage strike 904 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,936 is still going on, Billy." 905 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:27,188 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 906 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,316 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 907 00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,067 - [laughs] - [audience laughing] 908 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,152 [audience applauding] 909 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,158 And finally, in a world where everyone 910 00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:40,576 thinks they could do my job, 911 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,954 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 912 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,163 right here in Gotham. 913 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,291 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 914 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,125 it'll somehow make you funny. 915 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,543 Check out this joker. 916 00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,339 [laughing] 917 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,342 Oh, my God. 918 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,971 [Arthur on TV] I hated school as a kid. 919 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,891 But my mother would always say, 920 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,643 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 921 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,853 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 922 01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,064 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma. 923 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,857 I'm gonna be a comedian." 924 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,610 - [laughing] - [Arthur laughing on TV] 925 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,283 [laughs] You shoulda listened to your mother. 926 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,368 [audience laughing and applauding] 927 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,120 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 928 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:26,706 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 929 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,541 [Arthur] It's funny, 930 01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:31,544 when I was a little boy 931 01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:34,547 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 932 01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,757 everyone laughed at me. 933 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,719 Well, no one's laughing now. 934 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,221 [audience laughing] 935 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,099 You can say that again, pal. 936 01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,684 [audience applauding] 937 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,733 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 938 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,069 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 939 01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:01,073 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 940 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,582 [news anchor] As tensions mount around the metro area, 941 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:13,336 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 942 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,087 City services have been affected, 943 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,256 and some businesses have decided 944 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:20,134 to remain closed amid the unrest. 945 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,887 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 946 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:24,282 [Chuck] The anger and resentment 947 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:25,742 that's been building in the city for weeks 948 01:01:25,766 --> 01:01:27,767 seems close to exploding. 949 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,977 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 950 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:31,187 took to the streets today 951 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,189 in one of several planned demonstrations 952 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,815 taking on the city's elite, 953 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:36,734 including a massive rally outside 954 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,236 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 955 01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,049 [reporter 1 ] What's the point of all this? 956 01:01:41,073 --> 01:01:42,907 [bleep] the rich. [bleep] Thomas Wayne. 957 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,677 That's what this whole [bleep] thing is about. 958 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,577 [bleep] the whole system. 959 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:47,889 [Chuck] Wayne, who recently announced 960 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:49,121 he is running for mayor, 961 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,998 will be attending the benefit. 962 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,167 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 963 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:54,710 who first referred to 964 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:57,588 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 965 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,758 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 966 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,176 Well, what I will say is, 967 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,529 there's something wrong with those people. 968 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:04,553 I am here to help them. 969 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,074 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 970 01:02:06,098 --> 01:02:07,515 help make their lives better. 971 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,849 That is why I'm running. 972 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:11,769 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 973 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,479 [protesters shouting] 974 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,287 [protesters] Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 975 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,124 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 976 01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:37,086 [shouting continues] 977 01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,512 [policemen shouting] 978 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,744 [lively music playing in cinema] 979 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,424 - [indistinct chattering] - [audience laughing] 980 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,186 [audience continues laughing] 981 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,746 - [music continues] - [audience laughing] 982 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,170 [laughing] 983 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:42,753 [door opens] 984 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,029 [door closes] 985 01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:14,785 Can I help you, pal? 986 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,706 I don't know what to say. 987 01:05:18,999 --> 01:05:20,207 [flushing] 988 01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:21,709 [Thomas chuckles] 989 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,545 Do you want an autograph or something? 990 01:05:24,713 --> 01:05:25,713 No. 991 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,387 My name is Arthur. 992 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:36,599 Penny Fleck is my mother. 993 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:38,976 Jesus. 994 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,901 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 995 01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:44,565 - Yes. - [Thomas laughs] 996 01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,984 I'm sorry I just showed up. 997 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,611 But my mother told me everything, 998 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:50,362 and I had to talk to you. 999 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,448 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 1000 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,533 [chuckling] What's wrong with you? 1001 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,745 Look at us. 1002 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,497 I think you are. 1003 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,874 Well, that's impossible 1004 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,709 because you're adopted, 1005 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,021 and I never slept with your mother. 1006 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:06,647 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 1007 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,047 - Money? - No, I don't... 1008 01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,256 I wasn't adopted. 1009 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,216 Jesus. She never told you? 1010 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,052 Told me what? 1011 01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:14,303 [sighs] 1012 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,365 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 1013 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,598 That's not true. 1014 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,141 Why are you saying that? 1015 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,369 Then she was arrested and committed 1016 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:21,560 to Arkham State Hospital, 1017 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,103 when you were just a little boy. 1018 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,396 Why are you saying this? 1019 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,065 I don't need you to tell me lies. 1020 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,566 I know it seems strange. 1021 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,276 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 1022 01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:31,028 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 1023 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,404 I don't know why you are. 1024 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:33,906 I don't want anything from you. 1025 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:36,450 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 1026 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,619 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 1027 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:40,162 What is it with you people? 1028 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,289 You say that stuff about my mother. 1029 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:43,832 She's crazy. 1030 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,001 She's... [laughing] 1031 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:54,968 You think this is funny? 1032 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,765 Dad, it's me. Come on. 1033 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:02,393 [groans] 1034 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,644 [Thomas] Touch my son again, 1035 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,168 - I'll fucking kill you. - [laughing] 1036 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:11,860 [door closes] 1037 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,320 [phone ringing] 1038 01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:14,863 [Arthur laughing softly] 1039 01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,540 [answering machine beeps] 1040 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,835 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 1041 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,337 We met the other night at Gotham General. 1042 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,798 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 1043 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,884 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 1044 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,932 Please give me a call when you get this message. 1045 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,888 Again, Detective Garrity, 1046 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:44,059 and my number is 212... 99. 1047 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,395 [answering machine beeps] 1048 01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,716 [phone ringing] 1049 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,560 [answering machine beeps] 1050 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,937 [Shirley] This message is for Arthur Fleck. 1051 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,814 My name is Shirley Woods. 1052 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:33,066 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 1053 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,378 I don't know if you're aware, 1054 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,002 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 1055 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,070 on the show recently, 1056 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:40,532 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 1057 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,910 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 1058 01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:48,665 Who is this? 1059 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,459 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 1060 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,420 I'm the show Booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 1061 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:54,630 Is this Arthur? 1062 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:57,633 Yes. 1063 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,760 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 1064 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,845 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 1065 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:03,722 Amazing responses. 1066 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:06,183 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 1067 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:07,893 to see if you would come on as his guest. 1068 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,318 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 1069 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,070 Yeah. Isn't that great? 1070 01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:21,114 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 1071 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,284 That sound good to you? 1072 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:30,666 Yeah, that sounds great. 1073 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,668 Can we set up a date right now? 1074 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,461 Are you available next Thursday? 1075 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,787 [inaudible] 1076 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,171 [indistinct announcement on PA] 1077 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,181 [clerk] Hey. 1078 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:31,977 [sighs] Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 1079 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,415 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 1080 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,441 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 1081 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,777 Can I ask you a question? 1082 01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,154 Sure. 1083 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:46,658 How does someone wind up in here? 1084 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:51,246 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 1085 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,540 Well, yeah, some have. 1086 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,585 You know, some are just crazy. 1087 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,212 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 1088 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:00,964 Some just got nowhere else to go. 1089 01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,133 Don't know what to do, you know? 1090 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:06,970 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 1091 01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:09,890 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 1092 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:14,102 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 1093 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:19,191 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 1094 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:21,526 What's that? 1095 01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:26,448 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 1096 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:27,532 [chuckles] 1097 01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:31,555 You know what I'm talking about, 1098 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:36,917 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 1099 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,712 Hey, listen, man. 1100 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,173 I'm just an administrative assistant. 1101 01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,758 Like a clerk, you know. 1102 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,510 All I do is file paperwork. 1103 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,346 I don't know what to tell you. 1104 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,306 But you should see somebody. 1105 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,724 You know, they got programs, 1106 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,352 city services, stuff like that. 1107 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,853 Oh, yeah. 1108 01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,618 [in high-pitched voice] They cut all those. 1109 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:00,649 [clerk laughs] 1110 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:05,612 All right, here it is. Fleck. 1111 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,698 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 1112 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,202 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 1113 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:17,791 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 1114 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:21,420 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 1115 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,714 "Was found guilty of endangering 1116 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,217 the welfare of her own child." 1117 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:36,518 What? 1118 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,398 You said she's your mother. 1119 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,487 Uh... 1120 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,073 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 1121 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,993 you know, without proper forms. 1122 01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:55,120 I could get in trouble. 1123 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,956 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 1124 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,124 that'll be much easier, 1125 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:02,335 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 1126 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:03,503 I'm sorry. 1127 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,885 No, man! Shit! 1128 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,345 Come on, man. Give it... 1129 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,557 Hey! Hey! 1130 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,154 [panting] 1131 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:50,926 [door closes] 1132 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,660 [Stoner] We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 1133 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,162 We have all the paperwork right here. 1134 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,082 [Young Penny] That's not true. 1135 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,501 Thomas had that all made up, 1136 01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:27,295 so it stayed our secret. 1137 01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:28,755 [gasps] 1138 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,633 [Stoner] You also stood by 1139 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,593 while one of your boyfriends 1140 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:37,139 repeatedly abused your adopted son 1141 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,516 and battered you. 1142 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,647 [laughing] 1143 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:00,871 Penny, 1144 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:05,083 your son was found tied to a radiator 1145 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,669 in your filthy apartment. 1146 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,338 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 1147 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,507 and severe trauma to his head. 1148 01:15:12,592 --> 01:15:14,593 [Arthur laughing] 1149 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,386 [Young Penny] I never heard him cry. 1150 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:20,765 He's always been such a happy little boy. 1151 01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,143 [laughing tearfully] 1152 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,200 [crying] 1153 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,049 [elevator bell dings] 1154 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,386 - [GiGi whines] - [Sophie shushing] 1155 01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:23,263 [Sophie] It's time for bed. 1156 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:25,515 [door closes] 1157 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:27,767 [gasps] Oh, my God! 1158 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:30,688 - What are you doing in here? - [thunder rumbling] 1159 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,816 You're in the wrong apartment. 1160 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:43,158 Your name's Arthur, right? 1161 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,993 You live down the hall. 1162 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,998 I really need you to leave. 1163 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:57,255 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 1164 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,470 Please. 1165 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,391 I had a bad day. 1166 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:13,730 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 1167 01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:34,918 [gasps] 1168 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,796 [chuckling] 1169 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,310 [door closes] 1170 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:05,031 [laughing] 1171 01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:11,538 [sniffling] 1172 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,376 [laughing] 1173 01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:22,924 [sirens wailing] 1174 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,309 [continues laughing] 1175 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:41,693 - [banging on wall] - [man] Shut up! 1176 01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:44,112 [continues laughing] 1177 01:19:49,952 --> 01:19:52,328 [heart monitor beeping] 1178 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,297 Hey, Penny. 1179 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,092 Penny Fleck. 1180 01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:16,102 I always hated that name. 1181 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,649 You know how you used to tell me 1182 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,321 that my laugh was a condition? 1183 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,949 That there was something wrong with me? 1184 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,245 There isn't. 1185 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,458 That's the real me. 1186 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,793 [Penny, weakly] Happy. 1187 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:45,465 Happy. Hmm. 1188 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,596 I haven't been happy 1189 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,932 one minute of my entire fucking life. 1190 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,315 You know what's funny? 1191 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,861 You know what really makes me laugh? 1192 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,658 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 1193 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:13,326 [grunts] 1194 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,411 But now I realize 1195 01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,163 it's a fucking comedy. 1196 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,457 [muffled grunting] 1197 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,125 [heart monitor beeping rapidly] 1198 01:21:22,503 --> 01:21:24,879 [Penny fighting] 1199 01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:33,096 [muffled screaming] 1200 01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,065 [heart monitor stops beeping] 1201 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:01,791 [exhales] 1202 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:11,092 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1203 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,429 [fast-forwarding] 1204 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,780 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1205 01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:26,441 [fast-forwarding] 1206 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:28,860 [Murray] A very fine actor. 1207 01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:32,030 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 1208 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,073 opening this week across the country. 1209 01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:36,075 Will you please welcome a good friend 1210 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,244 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 1211 01:22:38,329 --> 01:22:40,538 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1212 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,784 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 1213 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,745 [Ethan] Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 1214 01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:02,889 [Murray] Ah, can't complain. 1215 01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,563 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 1216 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:07,940 Hey, Murray. 1217 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,109 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 1218 01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:12,820 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 1219 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,355 [Murray] I'm nervous right now. 1220 01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:17,825 [audience laughing on video] 1221 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:19,798 - [Ethan] You are? - [Murray] I am nervous. 1222 01:23:20,371 --> 01:23:21,913 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 1223 01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:23,748 [muttering] 1224 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:25,875 [sighs] 1225 01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:27,710 [continues muttering] 1226 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,803 I'm sorry. What's that? 1227 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,972 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 1228 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,434 You know, I'm also a comedian. 1229 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:44,894 Would you like to hear a joke? 1230 01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:46,020 [audience cheering] 1231 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:48,314 Yeah? All of you? 1232 01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:49,816 Okay. 1233 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,945 Knock... 1234 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,154 Knock, knock. 1235 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,117 [audience gasps] 1236 01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:05,248 - [chuckles] - [audience laughing] 1237 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,336 Knock, knock. 1238 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:12,964 [gun clicks] 1239 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:15,758 - [audience laughing] - [gun clatters] 1240 01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,885 [audience applauding] 1241 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,848 ["That's Life" playing] 1242 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,442 [man singing] That's life 1243 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,235 [chorus] That's life 1244 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,238 [man] That's what all the people say 1245 01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:41,534 You're riding high in April 1246 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:44,287 Shot down in May 1247 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:49,041 But I know I'm gonna change that tune 1248 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:55,214 When I'm back on top Back on top in June 1249 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:58,217 I said, that's life 1250 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,344 [chorus] That's life 1251 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,639 [man] And as funny as it may seem 1252 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,684 Some people get their kicks 1253 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:10,062 Stompin' on a dream 1254 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:14,567 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1255 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,696 'Cause this fine old world 1256 01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:21,282 It keeps spinnin' around 1257 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,369 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1258 01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:28,956 A poet, a pawn and a king 1259 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:33,085 I've been up and down and over and out 1260 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:35,296 And I know one thing 1261 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:41,010 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1262 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:48,184 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1263 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,393 That's life 1264 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,158 - [doorbell buzzing] - [chorus] That's life 1265 01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:54,106 [man] I tell ya, I can't deny it 1266 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,568 I thought of quitting, baby 1267 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:01,364 But my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1268 01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:04,909 And if I didn't think It was worth one single try 1269 01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,327 [doorbell buzzing insistently] 1270 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:08,746 Coming. 1271 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,375 I'd jump right on a big bird And then I'd fly... 1272 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:21,259 [Gary] Hey, Arthur. 1273 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,426 How's it going? 1274 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:24,720 Oh, hey, guys. 1275 01:26:25,264 --> 01:26:26,389 Come on in. 1276 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:27,974 Did you get a new gig? 1277 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:29,684 No. 1278 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:33,646 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 1279 01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,481 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1280 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:37,233 Oh, is that today? 1281 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:38,943 Yeah. 1282 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,279 What's with the makeup then? 1283 01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:44,240 My mom died. 1284 01:26:44,408 --> 01:26:45,616 I'm celebrating. 1285 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,535 Right. We heard. 1286 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:48,744 That's why we came by. 1287 01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,622 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1288 01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,791 [Arthur] Aw, that's sweet. 1289 01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,836 But, no, I feel good. 1290 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,255 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1291 01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,048 I feel a lot better now. 1292 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:05,678 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1293 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:10,683 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1294 01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:13,269 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1295 01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:17,940 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1296 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,859 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1297 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,488 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1298 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,533 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1299 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,077 [Arthur laughing] 1300 01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:34,582 Anyway, um, 1301 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,753 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1302 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,212 and now they're looking for me, 1303 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:41,881 and I just wanna know what you said. 1304 01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:43,466 Make sure our stories line up. 1305 01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:46,677 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1306 01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:48,656 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1307 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,348 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1308 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:52,453 - [Randall groaning] - [Gary screaming] 1309 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,146 [Gary] Arthur! 1310 01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,148 - No! - [Randall's head thudding] 1311 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,484 What? 1312 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:03,819 No! 1313 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,807 - [Arthur panting] - [Gary sobbing] 1314 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:13,829 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1315 01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:16,374 - [breathing rapidly] - [Gary continues sobbing] 1316 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,061 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1317 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,562 - [Gary whimpering] - Yeah. 1318 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,691 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1319 01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,484 [whimpering] 1320 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,738 [in cockney accent] It fucking crazy, innit? 1321 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,657 Me on the telly. 1322 01:28:51,702 --> 01:28:53,661 What the fuck, Arthur? 1323 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:55,997 [normal voice] What? 1324 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:02,211 It's okay, Gary. 1325 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:03,671 You can go. 1326 01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:04,922 [Gary groaning] 1327 01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,883 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1328 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,304 Oh! 1329 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,640 Don't look. Just go. 1330 01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:20,479 [Arthur yells] 1331 01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:23,065 [whimpering] 1332 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,195 [crying] Fuck. 1333 01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:30,322 [sighs tearfully] 1334 01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:34,660 Hey, Arthur? 1335 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:35,828 Yeah? 1336 01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:39,457 [stammering] Arthur, can you get the lock? 1337 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:43,669 Shit. 1338 01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:45,588 Sorry, Gary. 1339 01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:57,600 Gary? 1340 01:29:57,768 --> 01:29:58,768 Yeah. 1341 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,898 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1342 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,193 Skedaddle. 1343 01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,323 [exhales] 1344 01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:18,329 [rock music playing] 1345 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:23,834 [elevator bell dings] 1346 01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:05,417 [sinister music playing] 1347 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:35,739 Hey, Arthur! 1348 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,283 We need to talk. 1349 01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:38,659 [Arthur] Oh! 1350 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,744 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1351 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:47,251 [Garrity] Arthur! 1352 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,463 Watch it! Out of the way! 1353 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:55,634 [Burke] Move! 1354 01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:58,677 - [horns honking] - Arthur! 1355 01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:00,931 Shit. 1356 01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:04,393 [detectives] Hey! Hey! 1357 01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:12,443 [Garrity] Arthur, stop! 1358 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:19,158 [Burke] Go! Go! 1359 01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,286 [announcer on PA] Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1360 01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:26,874 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1361 01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:30,127 [panting] 1362 01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:35,090 [Garrity shouting] 1363 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,928 Hold that train! Hold it! 1364 01:32:40,847 --> 01:32:42,056 Get out! Get outta here! 1365 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:44,823 [announcer on PA] Next stop, Bedford Park. 1366 01:32:53,610 --> 01:32:54,818 [crowd yelling] 1367 01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,199 Masks off! 1368 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:01,742 Get your mask off! 1369 01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,328 Signs down! Now! 1370 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,964 Police! Signs down! 1371 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:17,216 Signs down. 1372 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,097 What the fuck! 1373 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:25,307 [both grunting] 1374 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:27,577 - [man] Beat his ass! - [crowd shouting] 1375 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,484 Stop fighting! Police! 1376 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:37,778 Police! Get down! 1377 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,074 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1378 01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:44,159 Police! Get down. 1379 01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:46,203 Get the fuck down! 1380 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,335 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1381 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:54,878 [gunshot] 1382 01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:56,213 [groans] 1383 01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:57,965 What the... 1384 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,344 Arthur! 1385 01:34:02,929 --> 01:34:03,971 Burke! 1386 01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:05,574 - [Arthur laughing] - [crowd shouting] 1387 01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,057 Don't do it! 1388 01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:20,571 [laughs] 1389 01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:58,067 Two officers on the train 1390 01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,671 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1391 01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:01,153 and tonight are in serious 1392 01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:03,447 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1393 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,115 - [laughs] - We're going live now to 1394 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,992 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1395 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,160 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1396 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,080 near where the shooting took place. 1397 01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,123 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1398 01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:14,375 [knocking on door] 1399 01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,459 [door opens] 1400 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:19,171 Murray. 1401 01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:20,923 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1402 01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,467 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1403 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,761 Thank you, Murray. 1404 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,722 I feel like I know you. 1405 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:31,058 I've been watching you forever. 1406 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:32,351 Thank you. 1407 01:35:32,519 --> 01:35:33,811 What's with the face? 1408 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,938 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1409 01:35:36,106 --> 01:35:37,106 No. 1410 01:35:37,273 --> 01:35:39,024 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1411 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,318 I don't believe in anything. 1412 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:43,487 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1413 01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,155 For your act? Didn't you hear 1414 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,717 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1415 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,427 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1416 01:35:48,451 --> 01:35:49,701 No, I hadn't heard. 1417 01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:51,245 - Yeah. - You see? 1418 01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:52,723 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1419 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,747 if you put this guy on. 1420 01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:55,999 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1421 01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:58,377 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1422 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:01,250 - We're gonna go with it. - [Arthur and Murray laugh] 1423 01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:02,506 Thank you, Murray. 1424 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,216 Couple rules, though. 1425 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,135 No cursing. No off-color material. 1426 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:07,761 We do a clean show. 1427 01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:08,929 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1428 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,681 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1429 01:36:10,849 --> 01:36:11,849 I love Dr. Sally. 1430 01:36:12,016 --> 01:36:13,434 Good, good. Someone will 1431 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:15,686 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1432 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:16,895 Good luck. 1433 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:17,980 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1434 01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:22,401 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1435 01:36:22,569 --> 01:36:24,236 When you bring me out, 1436 01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,280 can you introduce me as Joker? 1437 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:28,157 What's wrong with your real name? 1438 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:31,034 That's what you called me on the show. 1439 01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:32,327 A joker. 1440 01:36:32,495 --> 01:36:33,495 Do you remember? 1441 01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:35,873 - Did I? - [Gene] I don't know. 1442 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,125 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1443 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:39,293 It's good. 1444 01:36:39,461 --> 01:36:40,544 Thanks, Murray. 1445 01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:54,558 [gun clicks] 1446 01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:03,919 [Murray] I'll try it, you know, 1447 01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:05,819 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1448 01:37:05,904 --> 01:37:07,196 [audience laughing] 1449 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,614 Maybe my next wife. 1450 01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:10,465 - [Murray laughing] - [audience cheering] 1451 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,077 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1452 01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:16,288 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1453 01:37:16,623 --> 01:37:17,683 - [audience laughing] - [Dr. Sally] Oh! 1454 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:19,082 Does he have sexual problems? 1455 01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,668 [Murray] Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1456 01:37:21,753 --> 01:37:22,794 [audience laughing] 1457 01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,506 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1458 01:37:25,757 --> 01:37:27,382 [Arthur laughing on video] 1459 01:37:31,930 --> 01:37:34,806 [Arthur] I hated school as a kid. 1460 01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:38,769 But my mother would always say, 1461 01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:41,123 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 1462 01:37:41,147 --> 01:37:44,274 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1463 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,669 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma. 1464 01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:47,653 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1465 01:37:47,737 --> 01:37:49,571 [Arthur laughing on video] 1466 01:37:53,952 --> 01:37:56,245 - [Murray] Okay. You may... - [audience laughing] 1467 01:37:57,705 --> 01:38:00,958 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1468 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,502 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1469 01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:05,170 that we're all heartbroken 1470 01:38:05,255 --> 01:38:07,214 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1471 01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:09,675 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1472 01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:13,053 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1473 01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:15,389 So, please welcome, Joker. 1474 01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,600 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1475 01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:32,197 [audience cheering] 1476 01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:45,419 [audience whooping and whistling] 1477 01:38:58,016 --> 01:38:59,391 Are you all right, Doctor? 1478 01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:00,767 [audience laughing] 1479 01:39:03,229 --> 01:39:05,689 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1480 01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:11,320 [scattered laughter from audience] 1481 01:39:12,238 --> 01:39:13,238 You okay? 1482 01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:17,492 Yeah. 1483 01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:20,370 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1484 01:39:22,332 --> 01:39:24,124 Well, that makes one of us. 1485 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,626 [audience laughing] 1486 01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:26,710 [audience applauding] 1487 01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:33,175 So, can you tell us about this look? 1488 01:39:33,343 --> 01:39:34,676 When we spoke earlier, 1489 01:39:34,761 --> 01:39:36,864 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1490 01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:37,929 Is that right? 1491 01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:39,723 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1492 01:39:39,891 --> 01:39:42,434 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1493 01:39:42,602 --> 01:39:44,682 - And how's that going for you? - [audience laughing] 1494 01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:46,938 [laughing] 1495 01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:54,529 So, I know you're a comedian. 1496 01:39:54,697 --> 01:39:56,531 You been working on any new material? 1497 01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,741 You wanna tell us a joke? 1498 01:39:58,660 --> 01:39:59,826 [audience applauding] 1499 01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:04,456 Yeah? 1500 01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:07,626 Okay. 1501 01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:12,714 [audience laughing] 1502 01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,300 He's got a book. 1503 01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:17,678 A book of jokes. 1504 01:40:27,522 --> 01:40:28,897 Take your time. We got all night. 1505 01:40:29,315 --> 01:40:30,816 [audience laughing] 1506 01:40:32,568 --> 01:40:33,568 [Murray chuckles] 1507 01:40:34,946 --> 01:40:37,239 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1508 01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:42,869 Knock, knock. 1509 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:44,371 And you had to look that up? 1510 01:40:44,706 --> 01:40:46,026 - [laughing] - [audience laughing] 1511 01:40:46,499 --> 01:40:47,916 [audience applauding] 1512 01:40:51,504 --> 01:40:53,130 I want to get it right. 1513 01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:56,508 Knock, knock. 1514 01:40:56,676 --> 01:40:58,176 Who's there? 1515 01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:01,054 It's the police, ma'am. 1516 01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:03,056 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1517 01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:05,642 - He's dead. [laughing] - [audience gasps] 1518 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:07,394 [plays sad note] 1519 01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:09,146 - [audience booing] - Oh, no, no, no. 1520 01:41:09,313 --> 01:41:11,064 No, you cannot joke about that. 1521 01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,191 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1522 01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:15,819 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1523 01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,697 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1524 01:41:18,865 --> 01:41:23,243 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1525 01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:24,745 [chuckling] 1526 01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:26,663 Ever since 1527 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,334 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1528 01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:32,669 [all gasp] 1529 01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:39,885 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1530 01:41:41,387 --> 01:41:43,096 There is no punchline. 1531 01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,391 - It's not a joke. - [audience murmuring] 1532 01:41:51,063 --> 01:41:52,147 You're serious, aren't you? 1533 01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:53,375 You're telling us you killed 1534 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:54,668 those three young men on the subway? 1535 01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:55,692 [Arthur] Mmm-hmm. 1536 01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:57,569 And why should we believe you? 1537 01:41:57,737 --> 01:41:59,696 I got nothing left to lose. 1538 01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:03,742 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1539 01:42:05,495 --> 01:42:06,828 [laughs] 1540 01:42:06,913 --> 01:42:09,790 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1541 01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:12,042 [audience booing] 1542 01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:14,521 Well, let me get this straight, 1543 01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,797 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1544 01:42:17,465 --> 01:42:18,965 I do. 1545 01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:21,760 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1546 01:42:21,928 --> 01:42:23,804 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1547 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:25,972 Isn't that what they say? 1548 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,891 All of you, 1549 01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:30,644 the system that knows so much, 1550 01:42:30,812 --> 01:42:33,522 you decide what's right or wrong. 1551 01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:38,902 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1552 01:42:40,238 --> 01:42:41,238 [man] Get him off! 1553 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:45,659 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1554 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:47,494 that you did this to start a movement, 1555 01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,579 to become a symbol? 1556 01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:51,748 Come on, Murray. 1557 01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,143 Do I look like the kind of clown 1558 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,751 that could start a movement? 1559 01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,754 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1560 01:42:57,922 --> 01:43:00,423 Everybody is awful these days. 1561 01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:02,884 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1562 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,803 [Murray] Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1563 01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:07,264 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1564 01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:09,432 No. 1565 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,936 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1566 01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:14,521 [audience booing] 1567 01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:18,191 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1568 01:43:19,068 --> 01:43:20,819 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1569 01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:22,279 you'd walk right over me! 1570 01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:24,573 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1571 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:26,992 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1572 01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:28,618 went and cried about them on TV? 1573 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:30,829 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1574 01:43:30,997 --> 01:43:32,914 Yes, I do. 1575 01:43:33,082 --> 01:43:36,501 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1576 01:43:36,669 --> 01:43:39,713 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1577 01:43:39,881 --> 01:43:43,717 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1578 01:43:43,885 --> 01:43:46,052 Nobody's civil anymore. 1579 01:43:46,220 --> 01:43:49,806 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1580 01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:53,393 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1581 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,437 what it's like to be someone like me? 1582 01:43:55,605 --> 01:43:58,315 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1583 01:43:58,524 --> 01:44:00,650 They think that we'll just sit there 1584 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:03,111 and take it, like good little boys! 1585 01:44:03,404 --> 01:44:05,488 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1586 01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:07,282 You finished? 1587 01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:09,784 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1588 01:44:09,952 --> 01:44:11,494 You sound like you're making excuses 1589 01:44:11,579 --> 01:44:12,996 for killing those young men. 1590 01:44:13,164 --> 01:44:14,998 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1591 01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:16,499 not everyone is awful. 1592 01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:20,003 You're awful, Murray. 1593 01:44:20,171 --> 01:44:22,047 Me? I'm awful? 1594 01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:23,965 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1595 01:44:26,135 --> 01:44:27,594 Playing my video. 1596 01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,889 Inviting me on this show. 1597 01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:34,309 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1598 01:44:35,311 --> 01:44:37,270 You're just like the rest of them. 1599 01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:39,356 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1600 01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:42,108 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1601 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,985 There are riots out there. 1602 01:44:44,153 --> 01:44:45,672 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1603 01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:46,965 - and you're laughing. - [laughs] 1604 01:44:46,989 --> 01:44:47,989 You're laughing. 1605 01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:50,992 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1606 01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,619 I know. 1607 01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,446 How about another joke, Murray? 1608 01:44:56,582 --> 01:44:58,262 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1609 01:44:58,376 --> 01:44:59,728 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1610 01:44:59,752 --> 01:45:02,295 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1611 01:45:02,463 --> 01:45:04,881 with a society that abandons him 1612 01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:06,007 and treats him like trash? 1613 01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:07,175 Call the police, Gene! 1614 01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:08,779 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1615 01:45:08,803 --> 01:45:10,470 You get what you fucking deserve! 1616 01:45:11,389 --> 01:45:13,348 [audience screaming] 1617 01:45:29,031 --> 01:45:30,657 [laughing] 1618 01:45:37,581 --> 01:45:39,165 - [screaming continues] - [gun clatters] 1619 01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:50,135 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1620 01:45:50,678 --> 01:45:52,721 [upbeat music playing] 1621 01:45:55,516 --> 01:45:56,766 [news anchor 1 ] Breaking news. 1622 01:45:56,934 --> 01:45:59,477 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1623 01:45:59,645 --> 01:46:01,915 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1624 01:46:01,939 --> 01:46:04,232 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1625 01:46:04,316 --> 01:46:07,193 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1626 01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,946 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1627 01:46:10,114 --> 01:46:11,675 - [Arthur shouting] - [overlapping chatter] 1628 01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:14,242 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1629 01:46:14,410 --> 01:46:16,050 [Arthur] You get what you [bleep] deserve! 1630 01:46:16,162 --> 01:46:17,264 [reporter 1 ] Looting and rioting 1631 01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:18,329 have intensified here... 1632 01:46:18,497 --> 01:46:19,975 [reporter 2] ...rioting throughout the city. 1633 01:46:19,999 --> 01:46:21,309 [Arthur] ...with a society that abandons him 1634 01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,375 and treats him like trash? 1635 01:46:22,460 --> 01:46:23,729 [news anchor 2] This mob of clowns... 1636 01:46:23,753 --> 01:46:25,313 [reporter 1 ] many wearing clown masks. 1637 01:46:25,337 --> 01:46:27,130 [overlapping chatter continues] 1638 01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:28,894 [Arthur] If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1639 01:46:28,966 --> 01:46:30,360 - you'd walk right over me. - [news anchor 2] To all of 1640 01:46:30,384 --> 01:46:31,862 those who have been ignored by the system. 1641 01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:33,155 [Arthur] And always remember, that's life! 1642 01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,847 [reporter 3] And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1643 01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:37,223 [music playing] 1644 01:46:37,308 --> 01:46:41,478 In the white room With black curtains near the station 1645 01:46:41,562 --> 01:46:43,772 [sirens wailing] 1646 01:46:44,982 --> 01:46:49,944 Black roof country, no gold pavements Tired starlings 1647 01:46:50,029 --> 01:46:51,946 [looters shouting] 1648 01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:56,659 Silver horses ran down moonbeams 1649 01:46:56,744 --> 01:46:58,703 [dispatcher chattering on radio] 1650 01:46:58,788 --> 01:47:00,830 In your dark eyes 1651 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:08,922 Dawnlight smiles on you leaving My contentment 1652 01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:12,509 [shouting continues] 1653 01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,135 [store alarms ringing] 1654 01:47:14,220 --> 01:47:18,223 I'll wait in this place Where the sun never shines 1655 01:47:18,307 --> 01:47:19,808 [laughing] 1656 01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:24,229 Wait in this place 1657 01:47:24,313 --> 01:47:29,859 Where the shadows run from themselves 1658 01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,270 [officer 1 ] Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1659 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,008 [officer 2] Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1660 01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:36,032 'cause of what you did. 1661 01:47:37,243 --> 01:47:39,536 [dispatcher] All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1662 01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:41,162 Code Four for medical. 1663 01:47:41,789 --> 01:47:43,248 I know. 1664 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:46,751 Isn't it beautiful? 1665 01:47:46,919 --> 01:47:47,919 [chuckles] 1666 01:47:57,138 --> 01:47:58,721 [looters shouting] 1667 01:48:46,896 --> 01:48:48,938 [shouting continues] 1668 01:49:06,457 --> 01:49:07,999 [sirens wailing] 1669 01:49:29,230 --> 01:49:30,563 Go over there. 1670 01:49:48,457 --> 01:49:49,582 Hey, Wayne. 1671 01:49:50,542 --> 01:49:52,293 You get what you fucking deserve. 1672 01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:53,586 No! Pal! 1673 01:49:54,004 --> 01:49:55,213 [Mrs. Wayne screaming] 1674 01:49:58,425 --> 01:49:59,425 [gunshot] 1675 01:50:01,804 --> 01:50:02,804 [body thuds] 1676 01:50:02,972 --> 01:50:04,597 [looters shouting] 1677 01:50:07,559 --> 01:50:09,435 [coughing] 1678 01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:36,379 [man] Come on, get up! 1679 01:50:36,547 --> 01:50:38,506 Come on, man, get up. 1680 01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:40,216 [crowd shouting and cheering] 1681 01:52:03,384 --> 01:52:05,176 [crowd continues shouting and cheering] 1682 01:52:34,665 --> 01:52:36,207 [Arthur laughing] 1683 01:53:03,902 --> 01:53:05,319 [continues laughing] 1684 01:53:17,708 --> 01:53:19,792 What's so funny? 1685 01:53:23,797 --> 01:53:25,381 Just thinking of a joke. 1686 01:53:27,092 --> 01:53:28,885 [Arthur continues laughing] 1687 01:53:44,568 --> 01:53:46,569 Do you want to tell it to me? 1688 01:53:52,743 --> 01:53:54,368 You wouldn't get it. 1689 01:53:54,578 --> 01:53:56,746 ["That's Life" playing] 1690 01:54:06,423 --> 01:54:08,090 [Arthur singing along] That's life 1691 01:54:08,175 --> 01:54:09,634 [chorus] That's life 1692 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,637 And as funny as it may seem 1693 01:54:14,097 --> 01:54:16,807 Some people get their kicks 1694 01:54:16,975 --> 01:54:19,101 Stompin' on a dream 1695 01:54:20,145 --> 01:54:23,814 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1696 01:54:25,984 --> 01:54:28,152 'Cause this fine old world 1697 01:54:28,278 --> 01:54:30,863 It keeps spinnin' around 1698 01:54:31,615 --> 01:54:34,909 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1699 01:54:34,993 --> 01:54:38,246 A poet, a pawn and a king 1700 01:54:38,330 --> 01:54:42,291 I've been up and down and over and out 1701 01:54:42,376 --> 01:54:44,544 And I know one thing 1702 01:54:44,878 --> 01:54:50,716 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1703 01:54:51,134 --> 01:54:57,181 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1704 01:54:57,558 --> 01:54:58,766 That's life 1705 01:54:58,850 --> 01:54:59,934 [chorus] That's life 1706 01:55:00,018 --> 01:55:04,063 [man] That's life And I can't deny it 1707 01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:10,027 Many times I thought of cuttin' out But my heart won't buy it 1708 01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:15,199 But if there's nothing shakin' Come here this July 1709 01:55:18,161 --> 01:55:24,333 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1710 01:55:24,835 --> 01:55:31,048 And die 1711 01:55:32,843 --> 01:55:38,681 My, my 1712 01:55:50,068 --> 01:55:52,570 Isn't it rich? 1713 01:55:54,906 --> 01:55:57,700 Are we a pair? 1714 01:55:59,745 --> 01:56:03,539 Me here at last on the ground 1715 01:56:03,790 --> 01:56:07,043 You in mid-air 1716 01:56:09,087 --> 01:56:13,716 Send in the clowns 1717 01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:23,059 Isn't it bliss? 1718 01:56:25,937 --> 01:56:29,273 Don't you approve? 1719 01:56:30,942 --> 01:56:34,612 One who keeps tearing around 1720 01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:38,866 One who can't move 1721 01:56:41,828 --> 01:56:47,041 Where are the clowns? 1722 01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:52,171 Send in the clowns 1723 01:56:53,131 --> 01:56:55,883 Just when I stopped 1724 01:56:57,386 --> 01:57:00,554 Opening doors 1725 01:57:02,307 --> 01:57:08,979 Finally knowing The one that I wanted was yours 1726 01:57:11,108 --> 01:57:17,780 Making my entrance again With my usual flair 1727 01:57:21,034 --> 01:57:25,996 Sure of my lines 1728 01:57:27,749 --> 01:57:32,712 No one is there 1729 01:57:40,095 --> 01:57:44,098 Don't you love farce? 1730 01:57:46,893 --> 01:57:49,937 My fault, I fear 1731 01:57:52,399 --> 01:57:56,444 I thought that you'd want what I want 1732 01:57:56,528 --> 01:58:00,197 Sorry, my dear 1733 01:58:02,492 --> 01:58:07,163 But where are the clowns? 1734 01:58:09,499 --> 01:58:14,462 There ought to be clowns 1735 01:58:15,630 --> 01:58:22,595 Well, maybe next year