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Komt op it seizoen
finale fan MILF eilân.
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Holy hot mamas!
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Mar wa wurdt de finale
mem dat jo graach wolle ...
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Och, jo witte.
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Ik kaam hjir om nûmer ien te wurden!
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Folgjende, hjir op NBC.
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Binne jim gonna
dwaan hjoed wat wurk of ...
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Zip it. MILF-eilân is oan.
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Hee...
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20 milfs,
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50 achtste. Klasse jonges, gjin regels.
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En fannacht, ien winner.
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Wolkom by MILF-eilân.
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Dizze show is de minste.
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Is net ien fan dy milfs stoarn
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tidens produksje?
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Se hie tefolle sjampanje,
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en in aap klopte
har yn wat driuwsân.
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It koe oeral barre.
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Juffrou Lemon, wy
kin in probleem hawwe.
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Ik gie troch it papier
op syk nei dat artikel
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op snelheid dat jo frege hawwe
oer ... Uh, buh duh jee jee jee ...
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Doe't ik dit tsjinkaam.
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Wa... die... dit?
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Wa hat wat dien?
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Dit is fan hjoed
side 6 roddelkolom.
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"Wat TGS mei
Tracy Jordanmeiwurker
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" Corporate neamd
honcho Jack Donaghy
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"in klasse 'in' moron?
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"Donaghy is klear foar
de G.E. foarsitterskip,
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"mar ien meiwurker
hat eangsten,
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tafoege, 'dy guy
kin myn poep ite.'"
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uh oh.
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Wa sei dit?
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Ik net. Ik net.
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Ik wie it net. Ik wie net
sels wurke dy dei.
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Liz... De hear Donaghy soe graach wolle
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om dy te sjen yn syn
kantoar fuortendaliks.
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No, it is better net
wêze oer dat sitaat
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want ik bin net
nimme de kûgel foar dit!
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Dit is min.
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Lykas, ferlieze jo baan min.
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Triede foar de gekste
nacht fan televyzje
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fan dyn libben.
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♪ ♪
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No, ik gean
om te roppen.
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Wat bart der mei dy?
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De finale fan it seizoen
fan MILF eilân.
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Oh... en ik sil
sjoch it allinnich yn myn kantoar.
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Dat is aardich grimmitich, Piet.
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Oe, in slinger! Liz,
Ik krij fergees iten.
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Wow.
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It is soja Joy.
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Wa hâldt net fan soja Joy?
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Immen boppe
is fan gedachten feroare
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oer âlde Pete Hornberger.
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Och!
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Ik sit fêst!
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Lemon ... tinkst dit?
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Deborah en Shauna
kwadraat ôf by erection cove.
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Ehm, ik net.
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Ik sjoch net echt nei dizze show.
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Dy Deborah is geweldich.
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Hawwe jo har ferhaal heard?
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Foardat sy wie
cast on MILF-eilân,
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sy wie gewoan in
wrakseljende aktrise
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wenjend yn L.A.
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Wow, dat is ynspirearjend.
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Se hat echte stjerkwaliteit.
Jo moatte har moetsje.
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Wachtsje, is dat wêrom jo
my hjir oproppen?
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Hear, ik haw Sumner Redstone
ropt om jo te lokwinskje.
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Ik kom werom.
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De oproppen hawwe west
de hiele nacht yngiet.
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MILF-eilân enoarm.
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Ik tink dat ik moat
út te fieren wêze,
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mar ik wachtsje op in
oprop fan Don Geiss.
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Jo tinke dat hy belje sil
ik "Jackie-boy"?
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Dan sil ik by erection cove wêze.
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Lokwinske, Jack.
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Jo moatte tige grutsk wêze.
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As jo Deborah moetsje,
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lit se har Yndiaansk dwaan
cab driver yndruk.
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Sy... se lûkt it echt ôf.
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No, wêrom soe ik har moetsje?
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Want wy binne
it ûntwikkeljen fan in spin-off,
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en ik tocht
do koe it skriuwe.
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Oh, nee, tank!
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Ik wol neat
te krijen mei MILF-eilân.
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Dy show is kinda leechste
mienskiplike neamer.
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De kritisy seine itselde
ding oer Shakespeare.
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Ja, mar Shakespeare nea
hie in konfesjonele dûs
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sponsore troch dove pro-age.
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Dat jo ha de foarstelling sjoen.
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En wêrom moatte jo net?
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It hat seks, leagens, puberteit,
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ferried, estafette races.
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MILF eilân wjerspegelet de
drama fan 'e minsklike ûnderfining.
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En is dat net de
essinsje fan keunst?
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Ik tink net ite
bugs om tampons te fertsjinjen ...
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Episode njoggen. 22
miljoen sjoggers.
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Is keunst.
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Prestaasje is in
art. Skriuwe is in keunst.
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Wat wy dogge is keunst.
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Immen sette ek
in protte farts yn dizze motor!
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It stiet op it punt om te eksplodearjen!
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Okee, goed. Net moetsje mei har.
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Ik seach krekt de kâns
foar jo te meitsjen
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In obsene bedrach fan jild.
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No, nee tank.
Ik haw yntegriteit.
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It is fartjen! It is fartjen!
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Myirt.
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Hoe dan ek, útsein as
der is wat oars,
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Ik sil gewoan ...
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Eins moatte wy dat wol
oplosse it side seis debakel.
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Jo witte, as jo
Google it wurd
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"klasse 'a' moron," myn
namme ferskynt no earst.
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Dus stap opzij, Randy quaid.
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Jack, it spyt my dat jo dat sjoen hawwe.
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It is gjin goede timing
foar my, profesjoneel.
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Ik sil útfine wa't it dien hat
it. Ik sla it út harren.
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Nee, nee, hjir is hoe't wy binne
gonna spylje dizze situaasje.
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Wy geane op
de waarmte op jo minsken ...
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En sjoch wa't earst brekt.
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Jonathan...
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Kinne jo omgean
op dy idioaten...
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Hé, freonen.
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Hy wit it, net?
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Ja, en hy is net bliid.
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Tinkt er dat ik it bin? Did
hy ... hat er my neamd?
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Nee, ik tink dat jo feilich binne
om't ik tink dat er fergetten
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dat jo in persoan binne.
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Ja!
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Kom op, hoe lang
sil dit nimme?
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Us pizza's binne ûnder,
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en it tribunaal wie
krekt te meitsjen
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ien fan de lêste fjouwer milfs
har bikinitop ophingje.
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Zalutha...
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Jo hawwe it strak hâlden.
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Heidi...
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Dêr wolle wy net mear oan slaan.
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Gean fan MILF-eilân!
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♪ ♪
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Kin ik gewoan de pizza's krije
en bring se hjir op?
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Nee, nee, hjir moatst bliuwe
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yn gefal de hear Donaghy
ropt dy yn.
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Sjoch, wa't dit dien hat
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moat no ferjitte.
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Ik kin dy beskermje.
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Ik moat gewoan witte wa't it is.
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Goed, elkenien mar
ik slút dyn eagen.
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Wa't it die, stek dyn hân op.
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Oh, echt folwoeksen, jonges!
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Jo binne op jo eigen.
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Miss Lemon, kin ik hawwe
in wurd mei dy, asjebleaft?
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Lutz, kom hjir.
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Wy moatte in alliânsje foarmje.
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A wat? In alliânsje.
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Wy binne de twa grutste
smoargens om hjir hinne.
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Se sille besykje ús de skuld te jaan.
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Ik tink net dat minsken
sjoch my sa.
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Ja, dat dogge se. Do en ik.
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In pear fat pervert ferliezers.
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Myn skoansuster die
kinda in makeover op my.
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Ik tocht... nee.
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Nee.
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Hallo?
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In bytsje help!
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Myn shirt is fongen
op wat fielt as
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in hiel skerp ... meganisme.
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Ooh, miskien as ik
kin it shirt út.
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Ach...
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Ow!
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Wat?!
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Wat is it, Kenneth?
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No, ik tocht oer
dit item yn 'e krante,
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en wat
hat gjin sin.
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Wat bedoelsto?
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No, ik wit dat Toofer soe
nea it wurd "poep" brûke
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dus it is net hy.
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En Frank koe it net
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hwent hy wie mei my allegearre
dei meitsje grappich fan myn kapsel.
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En ek, ik seach dy dwaan.
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It spultsje ... is
oer ... feroarje!
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Wat bedoelst
do seachst my it dwaan?
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It wie juster, ûnder.
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Liz Lemon, ik gean
mis de show dizze wike.
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Jack stjoert my nei
do stand-up yn Dubai.
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Ik sil grappen meitsje
op fleantúch iten.
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It is allegear nij foar harren.
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Nee, Tracy, do
kin de show net misse.
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No, net de skuld
my, skuld Jack.
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Hy is dejinge dy't ik splitst
de $ 3 miljoen mei.
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Jo en Jack
Donaghy binne de oarsaak
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fan myn jawline acne!
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Jo wurkje foar Jack Donaghy?
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Dat klasse "a"
idioat? Spitigernôch.
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It moat lestich wêze om bestellingen te nimmen
fan sa'n keardel, huh?
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Ik nim gjin oarders
fan him. Hy is in idioat.
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Hy wit net wat er docht.
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Dy man kin myn poep ite.
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Wurksto hjir ek? Nee.
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Ik bin in ferslachjouwer foar
de New York post,
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spesjalisearre yn saaklike gossip.
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En doe fregest
him as hy single wie,
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en hy sei: "Net dwaan
meitsje jo der soargen oer," mar dan ...
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Okee, goed, do
krige my! Ik die it.
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Mar ik nim it net
de fal foar dizze.
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Ik haw tefolle kûgels nommen
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foar myn idioat personiel yn it ferline.
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Jonathan, die ien
waarmte omheech?
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Gjin idee.
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Wêr't ik wei kom, wy
fernimme de waarmte net.
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Dat is nijsgjirrich.
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Ik wist net dat it wie
waarm yn assholevania.
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Ik fertsjinne ien frije pas.
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Mar dat is net de
rjocht ding te dwaan.
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Ja, jo, Kenneth.
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Mar Jack en ik binne freonen.
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It soe skea dingen
op as dit út kaam.
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Wat as ik echt
fergriemde syn kânsen
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fan it krijen fan dy promoasje?
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Ik soe wêze sa tryst as
Ik bin hjirfoar betrape.
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Mar jo moatte net ligen.
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Uhhgh! Do appel-face goon!
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Goed, ik sil it him fertelle.
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Och, bid foar my.
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Werklik?!
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Sjocht elkenien televyzje?
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Ja! Okee, okee...
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Okee...
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Ik haw gewoan fjouwer nûmers nedich.
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Rop elkenien yn it gebou.
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Elk... willekeurich... getal.
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Ja! Hornberger!
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Hallo, jo hawwe berikt
Pete Hornberger byTGS.
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Lit in berjocht efter.
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Aaaaah!
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Hee.
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In klasse "a" moron.
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Ja, hoe giet it mei dy?
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Lemon, kin ik diele
wat mei dy
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dy't ik noait dield haw
mei immen yn myn libben?
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Ik soe leaver dat jo net dogge.
244
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Doe't ik in bern wie, haw ik
hie in ferskriklik stotterjen.
245
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En ik wie der sa ferlegen fan
246
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dat ik yn 'e klasse komselden praat.
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Jo wiene in stotter?
Koe der gjin wurd út krije.
248
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,434
Unmooglik om te sizzen dat ik dat wie
it objekt fan wat bespot.
249
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,978
Fanwege myn retinsje,
se namen oan dat ik dom wie,
250
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,980
en Massachusetts
iepenbiere skoalle systeem
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oanwiisd my in klasse "a" moron.
252
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Och, nee.
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00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:15,740
It stotterjen waard sa slim
254
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Ik waard út myn klasse helle
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en set yn 'e spesjale klasse
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holden yn 'e boiler keamer.
257
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,373
Myn ienige oare klasgenoat
waard Gilly neamd.
258
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,458
Hy wie trochfallen
it iis as in bern
259
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,212
en wie technysk
dea foar 57 minuten.
260
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,744
Se hawwe ús leard zaagsel feie
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sa koenen wy wurk fine by in mûne.
262
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,977
Ik bin der wis fan wa't sei
dat ding yn it berjocht
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hie gjin idee...
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00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,249
Fansels, ik
it stotterjen oerwûn
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yn trije talen.
266
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,724
Op nei Princeton, Harvard,
de top fan 'e saaklike wrâld.
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00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,256
Ik tocht dat ik dit blokkearre hie,
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mar sa'n ding bringt
werom wat âlde emoasjes.
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It spyt my sa.
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Ik fiel dat ik werom bin
yn dy stookkeamer
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lytse peallen zaagsel meitsje
272
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wylst Gilly boartet mei
himsels yn 'e hoeke.
273
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,446
It spyt my, dy
wolst wat?
274
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,533
Ik woe dy gewoan fertelle...
275
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Dat ik it beheine haw
del nei Toofer of Frank.
276
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Dankewol.
277
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God, ik bin hongerich.
278
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Uh... dat binne fan Jack!
279
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Kom op, jonges.
280
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,109
Wa't it die, beken mar
sadat wy hjir wei kinne.
281
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,926
Wêrom sykje jo
by my en Lutz?
282
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Ik wie net.
283
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,555
Ik tink dat Lutz jo sil fertelle
284
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dat ik ûnskuldich bin.
285
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:22,931
Nee, ik sil net, dude.
286
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:23,516
Wat de frak?!
287
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,208
Ik tocht dat wy hiene
in dirtbag alliânsje!
288
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,268
Ik bin gjin smoargens.
289
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,521
Dit is fan American eagle!
290
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,480
Jo hawwe in alliânsje foarme?
291
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,482
Dat ynsinuearret sterk skuld.
292
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,002
No, ik tink oanwize
fingers op minsken
293
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,903
makket jo skuldich lykje.
294
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,964
Tankewol, Judas. Ik tocht
wy hiene in deal. Jo harkje hjir!
295
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,215
Wa makket it út as jo
gie nei Harvard?!
296
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,658
Wa makket it út?!
297
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,534
Debra,
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00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,162
wat wie it dreechst
diel fan dit foar jo?
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00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,790
Ik soe sizze moatte...
De fysike útdagings.
300
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,169
Ik bedoel, do bist wurch, hongerich,
301
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,921
wolle nei hûs.
302
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,481
En dan gewoan
berikke yn dysels,
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en jo fine de krêft
304
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,027
dat jo net diene
sels witte dat jo hiene.
305
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,595
Ik bedoel, ien fan myn
implantaten eksplodearre ...
306
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,764
En ik frege net iens
fan de katapult ôf te kommen.
307
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,934
No, jonges, dêr
binne noch mar twa milfs oer:
308
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,978
Debra en Deborah.
309
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,730
Mar ien fan harren giet nei hûs.
310
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,900
En it sil iepenbiere wurde...
311
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,568
Nei noch trije pauzes.
312
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,696
Deborah spile
it spultsje sa goed.
313
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,199
Sels as se ferliest,
Amearika wol mear.
314
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,326
Miskien is it in talkshow.
315
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,911
Nee, Jack, ik wurkje der net oan.
316
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:25,745
Jonathan, kom op
de waarmte wat mear
317
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,580
en stjoer yn Kenneth. Kenneth?
318
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,225
Wy sille krije
nei de boaiem fan dit.
319
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,625
Hy sil neat witte.
320
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,877
Kenneth...
321
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,004
Jo binne de eagen en earen fan TGS.
322
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,673
Dat Liz en ik hopen
323
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,716
jo kinne ús helpe
track de persoan op
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wa hat it sein
dizze kwetsende dingen
325
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,218
oer my yn 'e krante.
326
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,224
No, hear, ik bin der wis fan
dat wa't dit dien hat
327
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,726
spyt fan har ...
328
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,312
Of syn flater,
329
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,815
en sil it goede ding dwaan.
330
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,817
Dat hoopje ik fansels.
331
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,652
Hawwe jo wat gissingen?
332
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,741
Kenneth, ik haw in antwurd nedich.
333
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,874
De stress fan dit is
makket my ôfgryslik slieperich.
334
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:12,583
Hear,
335
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,875
der is in oprop op twa
336
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,979
Ik tink do bist
wol nimme.
337
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,337
Meneer Geiss, ik...
338
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,909
Och, hallo, vice
presidint Cheney.
339
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,716
Ik sil dy deadzje.
340
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,218
Ja, ik hoopje
Deborah wint ek.
341
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,054
Nee, dat binne se net
echt, spitigernôch.
342
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,223
Gean hjir wei!
343
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,309
Ik kin it net leauwe
do hast it him net sein!
344
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,744
Jo harkje nei my, li'i Abner.
345
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,228
Hâld jo fried
Baloney gat ticht!
346
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,022
Ik gean der net foar del!
347
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,356
Ik sil him fertelle dat jo it dien hawwe.
348
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,875
Wa tinksto
sil hy leauwe?
349
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,525
Ik bin hjir wichtich.
350
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,445
Miss Lemon, dyn
eagen lykje op myn omke
351
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,537
neidat hy soe drinke
fan de airconditioning.
352
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,198
Ik tocht dat wy freonen wiene.
353
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,534
Ik kaam hjir net
freonen meitsje.
354
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,666
Ik kaam hjir om nûmer ien te wurden!
355
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,911
Ach...
356
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,456
Liz Lemon!
357
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,517
Ik kin it net leauwe dat se sette
wat jo seine yn 'e krante.
358
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,960
Shh... hoe giet it
witte oer dat?
359
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,587
Dit is in ca thy cartoon!
360
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,047
Ja, dy cartoon kopiearre
361
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,382
krekt wat jo
sei de oare deis.
362
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,634
Chocolade, Chocolate, Chocolate!
363
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,178
Aack!
364
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,222
As jo beslute om te Sue
harren, Ik wit in goede advokaat!
365
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,059
naam my nei de
skjinmakkers ferline jier.
366
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,643
De wierheid sil útkomme.
367
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,015
Lykas myn neef Steven na
hy gie nei muzykskoalle,
368
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,397
it sil útkomme.
369
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,401
Bliuw op 'e hichte foar ien
lêste, skokkende twist.
370
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,361
Swij!
371
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,696
Bracht nei jo keapje soy
Bliid fersterke mei optimisme.
372
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,850
Jack, it is hast 11:00.
373
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,473
Wêrom litte jo net
dy jonges gean nei hûs,
374
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,165
en wy sille der allegear op sliepe?
375
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,376
Se neamden my stammerkop
haai, Lemon. Wat?
376
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,267
De bern op skoalle.
Se neamden my nammen.
377
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,214
frou Stutterworth,
stotterfingers...
378
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,299
Stuttermilk pankoeken.
379
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,635
It bûter ding iepene
in protte doarren foar har op.
380
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,056
Jo witte, ik hie oan
korrigearjende skuon as bern.
381
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,933
Werklik? Doe't ik berne waard,
382
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,061
Ik hie in misfoarme
ekstra poppe foet
383
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,563
útwreidzjen fan myn eigentlike foet.
384
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,690
Se tinke miskien dat ik myn twilling iet.
385
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,151
Mar nei de
operaasje om it te ferwiderjen,
386
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,153
Ik gyng dowe-toed.
387
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,780
Dus troch de heule skoalle,
388
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,199
Ik moast drage
korrektyf foet gear
389
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,244
dy't oan in headgear ferbûn is.
390
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,830
Gilly kauwde
troch syn holle.
391
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,832
Myn punt is, ik haw oerlibbe.
392
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,204
It makke my in better persoan.
393
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,376
En hy is itselde foar jo.
394
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,211
Dit alles, al dyn súkses
395
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,547
is fanwege dat sertifikaat.
396
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,424
It makke dy wa't jo binne.
397
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,925
En dat is net in minne saak.
398
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,927
Tankewol, Lemon.
399
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,219
Sjen.
400
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,639
De definitive ried begjint.
401
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,394
Deborah hat de
bearing fan in keninginne.
402
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,856
Miskien hawwe jo it dien!
Wêrom soe ik it dwaan?
403
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,108
Dat is sa dom. Jo
ken minsken op side seis!
404
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,253
Ik ha jim allegearre!
405
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,737
Bestelle! Bestelle, sis ik!
406
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,990
Wy moatte net útslach wêze.
407
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,492
Wy moatte ússels skiede
fan ús foaroardielen,
408
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,744
en berop op ús
hegere redenearring.
409
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,873
Dit is de sprekkende banaan.
410
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,709
Elkenien sil in kâns krije
te praten, en pas dan
411
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,086
sille wy meitsje ús beslút.
412
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,921
Josh, myn freon,
413
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,049
do bist earste.
414
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:11,679
Sjoch, ik soe dit noait dwaan
want ik bin trou oan de foarstelling.
415
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,971
Dy dude die it!
416
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,807
Ik wist dat it dy wie!
417
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,852
Sjoch nei syn ljochte eagen.
Se binne freaky as in wolf!
418
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,606
Hey! Hâld it del!
419
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,899
Wêrom bisto hjir noch?
420
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:23,733
Ik hâld it hjir boppe.
421
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,610
It is waarm, it is lûd,
der is gjin pizza.
422
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,403
It is lykas Miami.
423
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,071
Miskien hat Liz it dien.
424
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,073
Hâldst my foar it lapke?
425
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,118
Nei alle kearen dat ik
hawwe jim ferdigenje
426
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:34,994
en bedekt foar dy,
427
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,846
Hoe doarst my te beskuldigjen!
428
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,789
Jo sizze dat jo it no spyt hawwe.
429
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,666
It spyt my.
430
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,877
Asjebleaft net gûle, it is
makket my raar fiele.
431
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,213
Ik kin dit net mear oan.
432
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,673
Ik sil der in ein oan meitsje.
433
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,675
Mar... mar...
Mar... mar... mar...
434
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,052
Meneer Donaghy, ik wie it.
435
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,721
Ik sei dy minne dingen oer
jo yn 'e krante, hear.
436
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,013
Kenneth, dy?!
437
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,642
Ik koe net mear lizze, hear.
438
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,369
Want elkenien
wit it gewicht fan in leagen
439
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,686
makket dyn siel sa swier
440
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,939
dat kinst net
opkomme nei de himel.
441
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,458
En do sjochst der net goed út
yn jeans fan efteren.
442
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,775
Mar wêrom, Kenneth?
443
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,867
Is it om't ik makke
wurkje jo fannacht let?
444
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,946
Ja menear. Dat wie it.
445
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,838
Ik wie hjir te foldjen
MILF-eilân tee-shirts
446
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,406
oant 2.00 oere moarns.
447
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,492
En dan diene jo net
biede my sels ien oan.
448
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,184
Unmooglik om te sizzen ik
grommele oer dy
449
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,870
oan elkenien dy't harkje soe.
450
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,998
Ik wit net wat
te sizzen, Kenneth.
451
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,709
Do hast ferlegen
dysels en de show.
452
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,361
Jo meie hawwe
kompromittearre myn kânsen
453
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,796
fan it rinnen fan dit bedriuw.
454
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,090
En it is net nedich om te sizzen,
do hast my persoanlik sear makke.
455
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,884
Lemon, hasto
wat jo tafoegje wolle?
456
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,138
Jo wearze my.
457
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,601
No, dat is foarby.
458
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,603
Deborah wint!
459
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,900
Se spile it spul sa goed.
460
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,319
Se manipulearre, se liigde.
461
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,281
Se krige in moaie
minne staph ynfeksje.
462
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,826
Mar fannacht, Deborah
is ús winner.
463
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,959
Wa wûn?
464
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,088
♪ Duh da da da da duh da da ♪
465
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,798
♪ duh da da duh da ♪
466
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,508
♪ duh da da da da ♪ ♪
467
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,093
Myirt!
468
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,636
Jack, wat dogge jo hjir?
469
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,263
Geiss neamde my.
470
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,848
Och, goed.
471
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,558
Ik haw it noait heard
hy klinkt sa bliid.
472
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,393
Hy neamde my "Jackie jonge."
473
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,729
En dy fan Deborah
testen fan de hitlisten
474
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,331
yn de meast rendabele
demografy.
475
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,940
Fuotbalmemmen, heiten fan Nascar,
476
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,151
wite kraach pervs,
en de obese.
477
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,777
Wow. Lokwinske.
478
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,047
Ik bin echt lang kommen
wei sûnt dy hertoanfal,
479
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,114
ik net, Lemon?
480
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,907
Geiss syn baan is fan my te ferliezen.
481
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,661
D'r is mar ien
ding dat my noch steurt.
482
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,205
Kenneth syn ferhaal slút net ta.
483
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,333
Wolle jo wat pizza?
484
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,019
Kenneth sei hy
wie tee shirts fold
485
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,043
oant 02.00 oere,
486
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,396
mar de post giet
om middernacht te drukken.
487
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,714
Sels as hy ien of oare manier
kaam in ferslachjouwer tsjin
488
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,883
yn 'e lift, it
soe te let wêze.
489
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,552
No, jo witte,
dy man is de minste.
490
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,638
Dit moat de
grutste nacht fan myn libben,
491
00:18:58,929 --> 00:18:59,513
mar ik kin der net fan genietsje.
492
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,767
Ik bedoel, it is gewoan k-k-deadzje my
493
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,061
dat immen soe
sis dat oer my.
494
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,372
Ik bin der wis fan dat de persoan dy't
sei it wierskynlik net betsjutte it.
495
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,231
En it wie wierskynlik Toofer.
496
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,733
Nee, se mienden it.
497
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:11,567
Se tinke dat ik in gek bin,
498
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,919
krekt as Gilly en
elkenien oars.
499
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,612
Sels Gilly mei dy makke?
500
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,446
Jo witte, it is grappich, Lemon.
501
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,074
Ik tink dat ik altyd b-b-b-wêze sil
502
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,911
dat k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k
503
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,483
it wie ik! Ik die
it! K-k-k-k-k-k
504
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,973
Ik... ik bedoelde net
ien fan it. K-k-k-k-k-k
505
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,433
It spyt my dat ik dy sei
koe myn poep ite. K-k-k-
506
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,937
Ik... it wie ik. ik
die it. K-k-k-k-k-k
507
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,838
Wit ik.
508
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,424
Ik woe gewoan
lit jo it tajaan.
509
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,552
En jo witte hoe't jo binne
sil it my goedmeitsje, net?
510
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,680
Oh, god.
511
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,291
Ik moat skriuwe
de Deborah show.
512
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,642
Se wol sjonge
yn elke ôflevering.
513
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,437
Jo wisten. Hoe?
514
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,481
Gjin sipel ringen?!
515
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,234
Ugh, dit plak kin myn poep ite!
516
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,529
Jo sizze dat wurd in protte
mear as jo realisearje.
517
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,365
No, ik moat jo hjir begjinne,
518
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,618
en tekenje hjir en hjir.
519
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,121
Ik moat tajaan dat ik
nea tocht dat ik dy krije soe.
520
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:10,209
Ik bedoel, de stotter,
it sertifikaat, Gilly.
521
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,901
Ja, goed, ik makke
al dat guod op
522
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,379
ek oer de ekstra poppefoet.
523
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,671
Ik makke dat op ... dat wie
om jo better te fielen.
524
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,715
Ik lied dy út.
525
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,640
Heel, tean, Lemon. Heel, tean.
526
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,175
Bliuwe.
527
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,232
Komt folgjende
wy hawwe hûneruil!