1 00:00:54,881 --> 00:01:02,399 So, this Irish guy, knocks on this lady's door and says, ya know, ya got any...any work for me? 2 00:01:02,649 --> 00:01:07,752 And she say, Um... well, ya know, as a matter of fact, ya... ya can paint the porch. 3 00:01:11,628 --> 00:01:14,214 About two hours later the guy comes back and says, 4 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:20,168 "I'm finished, Ma'am, but just for your information it's not a Porch, it's a BMW." 5 00:02:09,509 --> 00:02:13,272 Okay, asshole, giddy up! 6 00:02:28,032 --> 00:02:34,282 Oh, my God, feel this, baby's kicking, feel, touch it. 7 00:02:34,332 --> 00:02:36,702 No, not my boob, here. 8 00:02:37,952 --> 00:02:40,411 Sorry we woke you up. 9 00:02:42,481 --> 00:02:45,946 It was him, this asshole. 10 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:50,002 - Name: St. Vincent (2014) - IMDB - fps = 59.940 - Length = 1:42:42 - First line = 54,881 Last line = 1:37:35,600 - Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker) - Posted FIRST to Subscene November 26, 2014 - Version: - St.Vincent.2014.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO 11 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:58,165 - What's this? - I'm a little tight right now. 12 00:02:58,618 --> 00:03:01,760 My shit is not layaway, I'm not J.C. Penny. 13 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:05,029 - You know I'm good for it. - No, don't make like before, Vin. 14 00:03:05,079 --> 00:03:09,698 Only few freaks like the belly, We have to save for maternity leave. 15 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:15,036 - Hey, I like the belly, okay? - I'll see you next Tuesday. 16 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:19,273 Extras when you do, okay... double. 17 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:22,444 This one here says the line's frozen. 18 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:25,297 Yes, we these reverse mortgages, you can only borrow 19 00:03:25,347 --> 00:03:27,334 a percentage of the equity you have in the house. 20 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:29,479 That's call the loan to value. 21 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:33,654 But, now, since you've been getting monthly payments from us for the last... 22 00:03:34,275 --> 00:03:37,024 eight years, you've reached the cash out limit. 23 00:03:37,074 --> 00:03:39,643 That's that loan to value thing I just mentioned. 24 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,305 - The house it worth... - It WAS worth... 25 00:03:42,821 --> 00:03:44,708 whatever it WAS worth. 26 00:03:45,557 --> 00:03:46,866 I need that money. 27 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:50,368 I'm sorry, Mr. McKenna, there really nothing I can do... 28 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:55,084 - It is what it is. - It is what it is? 29 00:03:55,296 --> 00:03:58,029 Now everyone's saying that now, you know what it means? 30 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,778 You're screwed and you shall remain screwed. 31 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:24,046 I wanna close this account. 32 00:04:24,096 --> 00:04:26,164 So sorry to hear that, Sir, may I ask why? 33 00:04:26,422 --> 00:04:31,893 Lady, you're just a spoke on a wheel, tryin' to make a livin' like the rest of us schmucks. 34 00:04:31,943 --> 00:04:34,494 I do NOT want to tell you to go fuck yourself so, let's... 35 00:04:34,544 --> 00:04:37,182 I'm closin' it, okay, let's just leave it at that, please. 36 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,086 Okay. 37 00:04:43,422 --> 00:04:45,930 One hundred twelve dollars and fourteen cents. 38 00:04:46,442 --> 00:04:51,108 - I'd like small bills. - No, Sir, you're overdrawn that much. 39 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,307 What does THAT mean? 40 00:04:52,356 --> 00:04:55,342 You took out more money that you actually have in your account. 41 00:04:55,391 --> 00:04:58,272 Here's zero, you went below zero. 42 00:04:58,322 --> 00:05:04,642 - So I CAN'T close this account? - You CAN, once you get it back to zero. 43 00:05:08,317 --> 00:05:10,490 Hey, you takin' care of yourself, Vince? 44 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:15,406 Yeah, Flurry Eyes, I'm doin' aerobics, can't you tell? 45 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:23,182 I'm doin' the Jane Fonda workout. 1, 2, 3 and stretch. 46 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:26,279 Jane is still lookin' good. 47 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:28,834 Roger, is there any chance you could ever make one of 48 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:33,664 these that's strong enough for someone that's not... your sister? 49 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,300 - Why don't we give it a break, for a minute. - Give what a break? 50 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,700 The liquor. 51 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:43,000 - You're not gonna serve me? - Don't be like that, I'm watchin' out for you here. 52 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:49,498 You watchin' out for me? You serve poison all day to all these people who don't know no better? 53 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:53,500 So they can die while they're livin'? And you're watchin' out for me? 54 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,299 You're full. 55 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,999 Nice. 56 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,600 Get up, man. 57 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:40,700 Shut up! People are sleeping! 58 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,700 God damn. 59 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,799 Hey! What's goin' on? 60 00:09:00,199 --> 00:09:01,700 You habla English? 61 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,600 - Yes, we speak English, Señor. - Then what the hell you doing here? 62 00:09:07,599 --> 00:09:11,900 That's MY tree, you assholes hit... and my fence. 63 00:09:13,701 --> 00:09:15,101 My damn car. 64 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,600 - Do you speak English? - Stay here. 65 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:19,701 Yes, Señor. 66 00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:24,500 - I'm calling the cops. - Is everybody okay? 67 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,900 - What do you want? - I'm Maggie, I'm your new neighbor. 68 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,999 So? 69 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,600 - Well, we're moving in. - I can see that? 70 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,638 Are these dip-shits with you? 71 00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:38,300 Yes, they're the men I hired from the moving company. 72 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,200 - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy. no, oh, shit's more like it. 73 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:50,200 This fence is 20 years old, the car's 30, the tree is older than I am. 74 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:57,500 Well, I'm sorry, I'm not sure... well, I'm... this is not how I wanted to meet either... 75 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,000 Did you do this? 76 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,399 Of course they did it, what are you, stupid, look at the crime scene. 77 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,800 You don't have to be rude to me. 78 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:08,300 I'm just trying to move in here, I hired these guys to do it, and accidents happen. 79 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,700 - Well, the car's an antique, missy, it's worth a lot. - And I'll take care of it. 80 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,301 You? You don't got no money, what, I mean, no offense, but you just don't look like you do. 81 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,000 Okay, I'm sure Chico and the man here are off the books. 82 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,500 No, I will sue the moving company. 83 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,300 You can buck-up for the fence... and the tree. 84 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:35,200 Fine. 85 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,201 Toodles. 86 00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:41,900 - Is that our new a neighbor? - Yep. 87 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,200 It's gonna be a long life. 88 00:10:45,699 --> 00:10:49,239 "Well, said the tree.", (she straightened herself up as much as much as she could" 89 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,900 "well, now the stump is good for sitting and resting." 90 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:59,100 "Come, boy, sit down, sit down and rest." And the boy did and the tree was happy. 91 00:10:59,499 --> 00:11:02,300 - God, that's depressing. - No, it's not... 92 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:05,400 The tree was made to give, so, to be able to give everything 93 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:08,500 and have nothing left is the best life she could ever have. 94 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,200 Well, your father must think I'm a tree. 95 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,100 - How do you think... - Nothin', nothin'. 96 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,701 It's good ya think good things. C'mon, get in there. 97 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,400 - Big day tomorrow. - Yeah, I know, first day. 98 00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:25,400 Yeah, for me, too and I can't be late. 99 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,100 - All right, it's just you and me now. - I know. 100 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:28,106 These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me. 101 00:11:28,201 --> 00:11:31,199 Set the alarm and make sure I don't oversleep. 102 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,300 Good night. 103 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,800 All right, here, I made you peanut butter and banana. 104 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,507 Thanks, Mom. 105 00:11:37,557 --> 00:11:40,109 Okay, do you have your snack money in your pocket and your keys? 106 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:41,142 Yep! 107 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,025 - You got your phone? - Uh-huh. 108 00:11:43,074 --> 00:11:44,899 - Map? - Yep, on the phone. 109 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,199 - Okay, what time you get out? - 2:45. 110 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,100 All right, I want you to come straight home and start your homework and 111 00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:52,299 I'll be home a couple of hours after that. 112 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,598 Wait, Ma, you're not gonna pick me up or anything? 113 00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:57,699 I'm in the bus lane, I'm not gonna get another ticket, Oliver... bye... be good. 114 00:12:35,401 --> 00:12:39,599 Okay, a little loud, a little loud, settle down, settle down, settle down. 115 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:45,899 I know it's hard to contain yourselves when you're so, so young and full of sugar juice. 116 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:51,099 But we must concentrate on our studies or we will what? We will die dumb, yes, we will. 117 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,600 And dumbness does not play well in Heaven. 118 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:57,598 This is Oliver, Oliver is joining us mid-stream here at St. Patrick. 119 00:12:57,599 --> 00:13:04,101 - And we are very happy to have him, are we not? - Welcome to St. Patrick, Oliver. 120 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:09,801 That's genuine caring, thank you, I think. You feel touched, right? You feel touched by that? 121 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,800 Maybe as a thank you, you can lead us all in morning prayer. 122 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:27,200 - I think... I think I'm Jewish. - Okay, good to know. 123 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,898 - Oliver thinks he's Jewish. - So am I. 124 00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,700 - I'm Buddhist. - There is no God. 125 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:40,401 Yeah, you get the idea, we celebrate all the religions of the world in this room, Oliver. 126 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:46,100 I'm a Catholic, which is the best of all the religions, really, because we have the most rules. 127 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,899 And the best clothes. 128 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:52,800 But among us, there's also a Buddhist, agnostic, we have a Baptist, 129 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:57,499 and we have a I-Don't-Know, which seems to be the fastest growing religion in the world. 130 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:03,000 And now we have I-Think-I'm-Jewish. which is a new one for the class, Oliver, so thanks for that. 131 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,301 But it does not preclude you from giving us a morning prayer. 132 00:14:07,352 --> 00:14:09,401 Let us bow our heads and pray. 133 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,200 - Dear... - "God"... et cetera. 134 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,700 Dear God, thank you? 135 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,000 Amen. 136 00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,999 - Amen. - Amen, amen, thanks be to God. 137 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,100 All right, stirring stuff. 138 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:34,499 Well, now, Oliver, go grab yourself a seat, and everybody else, 139 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:38,200 let's dust off those textbooks and go to chapter 12. 140 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:41,500 Now, Chapter 12, Catholic saints. 141 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,000 All right, I'm here. 142 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:05,027 I'm here, I'm ready, I'm able, let's get this, come on. 143 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,901 Come on! Dig in! Come on. 144 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,101 Come on! 145 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,301 One time! 146 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,900 One damn time! 147 00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:31,301 You son of a bitch. 148 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,900 I don't know why you get so pissy, Vinny. 149 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,201 You always lose... it seems like you'd be comfortable by now. 150 00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:46,300 Yeah, tough day. 151 00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:53,476 Help yourself. 152 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,301 I'm thirsty and you owe me money, Vinny. 153 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,800 - Got a situation I'm workin' out. - You know I'm not the sole proprietor here. 154 00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:06,800 - I've got other people to answer to. - Just need a little time, that's all. 155 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:10,300 - So, what do I tell them? - A month. 156 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:17,300 We'll split the difference, make it two weeks. 157 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,800 Watch out! 158 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,100 All right, how many? 159 00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,101 And it's TIME. 160 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,500 You can let go now. 161 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,719 Did they have physical education in the last school you went to? 162 00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:06,200 Yes. 163 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:08,100 - Did you take it. - Yes, Sir. 164 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,401 - Look who it is. - There's the strong man. 165 00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:20,000 - "I think I'm Jewish." - My name's Oliver, by the way. 166 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,698 "My name's Oliver." You little turd, where did you come from anyway, huh? 167 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:32,100 Hello! Did you guys hear the bell? That means to move, go to class, come on, let's go. 168 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:36,600 Can't even do a sit-up. 169 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,899 - You need a map? - No, Sir. 170 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,700 Well, you better double-time it, or you're gonna be late, let's go. 171 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,100 Shit. 172 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,900 Nice shorts. 173 00:19:41,699 --> 00:19:43,300 Sir. 174 00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:48,301 - Take me, God, don't play with me. - It's me, Sir. 175 00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:55,500 - Yeah! What? - I was wondering if I could use your phone? 176 00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:57,400 - My phone? - Yes. 177 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,399 - In my house? - Yes, Sir. 178 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,145 I need to call my mom, I'm locked out of the house 'cause these guys in gym class 179 00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:07,799 took my keys and my phone, and I can't get in... they also stole my watch... 180 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,600 I don't need to hear the whole story, okay? 181 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,101 One call! 182 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,700 Hi, it's Maggie, can't take your call right now, please leave a message. 183 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:22,200 Hey, Mom, I lost my keys for the house, and my wallet and my phone, and 184 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,999 I'm at the old guy's next door. 185 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,200 - Sir, what's your name? - Vincent, The Old Guy. 186 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:31,500 Vincent, The Old Guy. 187 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,600 The Mean One. 188 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,101 - What's your name? - It's Oliver, Sir. 189 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,100 They let you wear those shorts to school? 190 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:11,501 - It's a long story, Sir. - I'm sure it is. 191 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:27,499 - Yeah? - Hi, this is Maggie. 192 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,200 - Oliver's mom. - You're kid's here. 193 00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:34,099 - Yeah, I know, I got his message, I hope that's all right. - Is what all right? 194 00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:38,699 - That he stays there. - Stays here? Like what "stays here."? 195 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:44,600 I'm at work, I got 3 or 4 more cases, and I'm not gonna be home for a few hours, so I'm kind of in a jam here. 196 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,401 You want me to babysit? 197 00:21:47,801 --> 00:21:51,275 Well, it's not... it's not like he's a baby, I mean, he's just probably 198 00:21:51,324 --> 00:21:54,599 gonna sit quietly and do his homework, he's... he's really easy. 199 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,800 Sir, is that... 200 00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:56,002 These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me. 201 00:21:57,201 --> 00:21:58,901 - How much you payin'? - What? 202 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:03,000 You want me to babysit... I'm not a philanthropy. 203 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,801 - Ten dollars an hour? - Twelve! 204 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,600 - Okay, 12 dollars an hour, can I talk to him? - It's for you. 205 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:25,591 - He doesn't like many people. - I'm good with animals, Sir. 206 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,100 Yeah, he doesn't usually like people who say they're good with animals. 207 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,398 You never seen Abbott and Costello? 208 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,607 - No, Sir, are they old? - No, they're dead. 209 00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:44,101 That's the oldest you can be. 210 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,201 Or the youngest... time freezes when you're dead. 211 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,521 - Where did you learn that? - A book. 212 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,500 - What book? - A kid's book, Sir. 213 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,901 I doubt you'd know it. 214 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,900 It's dinnertime, you hungry or somethin'? 215 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,200 - A little, Sir. - That's figures. 216 00:23:35,599 --> 00:23:37,199 You're gettin' sushi. 217 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,200 - It's probably your mother. - Probably, Sir. 218 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,700 - Don't get up. - Okay. 219 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,901 Hi, I... 220 00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:01,385 Hi... Vincent. 221 00:24:01,435 --> 00:24:03,323 - Yep. - Maggie... I... 222 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:09,600 Thank you for watching him, ya know, a new job and I've lost... 223 00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:12,272 - I don't need to hear the whole story. - Okay. 224 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,096 Oh, here. 225 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:21,600 ...at 3 hours at 12... 226 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,332 - Thirty-six. - Yeah, yeah, I know that. 227 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,900 - I got two twenties. - I don't have change, of course. 228 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,700 That's fine. 229 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,500 How come you don't have anyone to watch this kid after school? 230 00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:34,670 - We just moved in. - Where's the father? 231 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,299 We met in college and it turned out that... he had been seeing... 232 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,499 No need to tell it, then. You gonna pay for my fence? 233 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,800 - Yeah, I... yes... I said I was going... - And my tree? 234 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,601 I'm not sure how... I can pay for a branch. 235 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,200 Everything has a price, you're an adult, you should know that. 236 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:59,000 - All right, let me know. - I can watch the kid after school... a few hours. 237 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,500 Same price, I can do eleven dollars an hour, you pay the snacks. 238 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,300 Your kid ate my last can of sardines. 239 00:25:07,999 --> 00:25:09,200 Really? 240 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,801 You can smell his breath. 241 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,899 - I thought you ate at Vincent's house. - We had sushi. 242 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,961 - You had sushi? - Well, sardines, he calls it sushi. 243 00:25:21,012 --> 00:25:22,684 Didn't want to hurt his feelings. 244 00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:26,699 - So, you like him? - He's interesting. 245 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:31,000 - He's sorta cool, in a grouchy sort of way. - Well, that he is. 246 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,800 He has a cool cat though... Felix. 247 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:40,600 You know, he offered to watch you after school. 248 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,400 - He did? - It's a horrible idea, right? 249 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:48,801 Well, he lives right next door, you can't get closer than that. 250 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:55,500 Yeah, I... I had thought about that, you know, save me from having to find a babysitter. 251 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,901 You will be home though, right? 252 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,547 Yeah I'm away from home, but sometimes late, you know, 253 00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:05,300 I'm the one that has to work now, your father's not helping. 254 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,400 I don't know if he's ever going to, your school's not exactly cheap. 255 00:26:09,699 --> 00:26:15,099 I guess he's too old to be dangerous, not too old to be too dangerous, either, if you know what I mean. 256 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,401 - Stupid place. - Who pissed in your Cheerios? 257 00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:49,900 - Can't dance no more. - Well, that's a surprise. 258 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,900 We need the money, Vin. 259 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:57,300 - The quality of mercy is suddenly strained. - I should sue these assholes. 260 00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:01,801 What the word? Discrimination against pregnant woman, yes? 261 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,300 I think ya got a real good case. 262 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,300 This stupid bump is costing me much money. 263 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,199 - He's gonna cost you a lot more pretty soon. - It's not he. 264 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,500 - It's a she? - How I know this? 265 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:17,896 - I look like psychic to you? - No, you don't. 266 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,600 - But they have technology. - Yeah, I know what they have. 267 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:26,699 But, maybe I call stripper employer and ask them to fax insurance card to pay ultrasound? 268 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:27,699 Nyet? 269 00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:33,200 So, I suppose the question is: What is a saint? 270 00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:37,901 What is a saint, anybody know what a saint is? I don't think they do... oh, Rachele. 271 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:41,601 Individuals who display and act out with exceptional holiness. 272 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,700 That's pretty perfect, thank you Rachele. Who can name a saint? 273 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,600 - Jeremiah. - St. Jude. 274 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,001 - St. Jude, yes, and what is St. Jude known for? - I think he has a hospital, right? 275 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And the golf tournament, right? That's it? Okay. 276 00:27:56,899 --> 00:27:59,100 Anyone know any modern-day saints? 277 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,700 - Bridgette. - Mother Teresa. 278 00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:04,699 Mother Teresa, yes, the big M.T. of the Modern Day Saints, so... 279 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:12,100 A saint is a human being we celebrate for their commitment and dedication to other human beings, 280 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:17,353 for the sacrifices that they make, for their hard work in making the world a better place 281 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:21,450 for those around us and for those who will follow them. 282 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,400 Good night. 283 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,200 - Maggie Bronstein? - Hi. 284 00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:34,899 Robin called in sick, got six cases backed up. 285 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,700 Yeah, I have to go pick up my son, though. 286 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:41,700 Sorry, I can't let you clock-out without the shift being covered... hospital policy. 287 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,500 Come on, coward, try to sell me somethin'. 288 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:25,800 You evil witch, I'm gonna listen to your whole God damned spiel, and then I'm gonna hang up. 289 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:29,199 - Vincent, it's Maggie. - Maggie? That's a good one. 290 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,739 Is it Maggie from Calcutta or is it Maggie from New Delhi? 291 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,900 No, it's your neighbor, Maggie. 292 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,500 What the hell you want? 293 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,900 Let's go! 294 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,700 - You better buckle-up. - You're not buckled. 295 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,000 My life is my problem. 296 00:30:10,699 --> 00:30:13,299 - This is the way home? - No. 297 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,898 - Hey, let's lay down some S.O.P. - I don't know what S.O.P. means, Sir. 298 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,199 Standard Operating Procedure. 299 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:25,400 You go where I go, you do what I say, get your homework done somewhere along the way, 300 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:30,600 But most importantly, you DON'T annoy me, I'm not happy when I'm annoyed. 301 00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:32,900 Are you annoyed right now? 302 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,967 - Not particularly. - Really? 303 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:49,846 Here's a dime, call your mom, tell her you're wearing your seatbelt. 304 00:30:49,896 --> 00:30:52,001 It costs more than a dime. 305 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,501 - Since when? - Since before I was born. 306 00:30:57,601 --> 00:31:00,099 What is this country comin' to? 307 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:05,200 Here, if the cost's more than that, call collect. 308 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,700 Hey! Look! It's dipshit. You live in this neighborhood? 309 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,069 I'll probably got detention because of you, asshole. 310 00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:38,500 You probably got detention because you took my stuff. 311 00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:40,600 How do you know I took it, you NARC! 312 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,600 He's got flat feet. 313 00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:50,100 Shut up! 314 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,300 Ya got him. 315 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,499 Dipshit, you make some of the teachers ask you what happened, you don't say anything, you got it? 316 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,699 - Get off me. - No! I don't care! 317 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,899 - So, you can go cry to your mommy. - What are you shit-heels doin'? 318 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,399 - Is that you Robert Ozinski? - No, Sir. 319 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:16,600 - My name's John. - Bullshit, you little prick! You're Briana's kid. 320 00:32:16,899 --> 00:32:19,200 The only Puerto Rican Polack in Brooklyn. 321 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:25,801 Well, I got a deal for you little bully, shit-heels, whatever you do to this guy here, I'm gonna do to your mothers. 322 00:32:26,201 --> 00:32:31,000 Do you understand? And in the meantime... ride this. 323 00:32:32,855 --> 00:32:37,800 Get outta here, you little... get outta here, get movin' you little shits! 324 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:48,001 What? Are you waiting for a paper invitation? 325 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:02,199 - Who taught you to slap? - I don't know, Sir, instinct, I guess. 326 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,599 Yeah, well, you need to un-learn that. 327 00:33:06,899 --> 00:33:10,099 - I'm allergic, Sir. - To what? 328 00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:13,000 Cigarette smoke. 329 00:33:14,899 --> 00:33:17,399 Your father never taught you to defend yourself? 330 00:33:17,499 --> 00:33:19,299 No, Sir, he's a pacifist. 331 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,601 Well, this country wasn't founded by tree huggers, that's for sure. 332 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:27,500 - You need to defend yourself or you get mowed down. - I'm small, if you haven't noticed. 333 00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:31,099 - Yeah, so was Hitler. - That's a HORRIBLE comparison. 334 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:37,600 Indeed! Making a point, though. Small means nothing, it's what's in here. 335 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,799 Or here, Sir. 336 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:11,599 Okay, pal, grab the basket. 337 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,700 This place is like a mansion. 338 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:39,300 - When we get in there, no talkin'. - Where are we going? 339 00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:42,700 Ya know, this is a great chance for you to practice no-talkin'. 340 00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,000 C'mon. 341 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,300 - Sorry I'm late. - There you are, Doctor. 342 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:57,400 - Nice to see you, Sandy, how you feelin'? - Today is my birthday. 343 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:02,399 Okay, happy birthday, what are you, seventeen? 344 00:35:04,899 --> 00:35:07,200 Oh, would you put those things in those drawers? 345 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,200 All right, Sandy, let's see how the old ticker's workin'. 346 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:23,714 Can you tell them I don't like the green beans 347 00:35:23,764 --> 00:35:29,059 when they put the bacon bits chopped up in there with them? 348 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,100 It's too greasy for me. 349 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,800 Will do, Sandy. 350 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:44,500 Well, as near as I can tell, you're still beautiful. 351 00:35:46,299 --> 00:35:49,200 Perhaps you require a second opinion from my associate. 352 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,849 Beautiful. 353 00:35:59,899 --> 00:36:03,499 You know we can do the laundry here, Vin, we have a service. 354 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,199 - It gives me somethin' to do. - Who's your helper? 355 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:10,999 - He's eleven bucks an hour. - It's Oliver, actually. 356 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,501 Nice to meet you, Oliver, I'm Anna. 357 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:14,551 - Hi. - Hi. 358 00:36:14,801 --> 00:36:17,069 - Okay, thanks. - Okay. 359 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:21,301 Oh, wait, she don't like the string beans. 360 00:36:21,801 --> 00:36:26,483 - I'll make a note, Vin, what's she prefer. - Broccoli, broccoli's good. 361 00:36:27,301 --> 00:36:29,800 - Okay, great. - Take care, Vin. 362 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,601 And... time! 363 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:43,700 - Okay, well, that's just gonna get you beat up pretty bad. - I don't want to fight, anyway. 364 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,900 Well, nobody wants to fight, you really think I wanted to go to war? 365 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:51,600 You think and 18 year old kid wants to sit in a rice patty with bullets whizzin' by his head? 366 00:36:51,699 --> 00:36:53,400 - When was that? - Vietnam. 367 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,700 - You were there? - I think I'm imagining' it. 368 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,775 All right, I'm gonna show you one thing, it's probably your 369 00:36:59,825 --> 00:37:02,798 best shot, if you do it right, ya can break the guy's nose. 370 00:37:02,799 --> 00:37:05,500 - Break his nose? - Relax, you're not gonna get it right. 371 00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:07,357 All right, okay. 372 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,400 He's bigger than you, so you get down below him like this, you squat like this, 373 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,983 this crouch, then you stand up really hard and you push 374 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,830 all the way through your legs, all the way up, in your 375 00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:22,395 shoulders, your butt, everything pushes up, and you push all 376 00:37:22,444 --> 00:37:25,335 the way through that arm and you go WHACK right in the snoot. 377 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:29,101 All right, try it on me. Ya ready? 378 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,500 Okay, but ya gotta do it faster than that, right? 379 00:37:51,999 --> 00:37:54,799 - Maggie Bronstein? - I have mace! 380 00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:01,200 I've got papers, Kings County Family Court. As they say, "You've been served." 381 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:25,100 Yeah, I'm gonna work some extra hours, so, I'm gonna cover it. 382 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,400 I wasn't offerin' a discount. 383 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,700 - So, whatdya been cryin' about? - It's a long story. 384 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,514 - What's the punch line? - My ex wants custody. 385 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,900 There goes my job security. 386 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,100 Thanks, you asshole. 387 00:39:01,799 --> 00:39:03,499 That could've gone either way. 388 00:39:04,399 --> 00:39:06,801 It's gonna be cold for a second, okay? 389 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:12,800 - See there, that's the baby's head. - This is very big head. 390 00:39:13,901 --> 00:39:17,801 - Maybe good, no? - It's the biggest part at this age. 391 00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:22,000 And these are her little legs. 392 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,600 - She? - You didn't know? 393 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:33,300 - Sorry, did you not want to know? - No, it's good to know. 394 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:43,101 - I couldn't verify with your Insurance, Mr. McKenna. - We are just married. 395 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,199 - That happened. - Really? 396 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:51,298 Yeah, I told Insurance, ya know how slow they are? I mean, the bureaucracy, and the paperwork. 397 00:39:51,299 --> 00:39:55,118 I mean, what is Gobey runnin', anyway? 398 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:59,399 - Twenty dollars. - This is good price, no? 399 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,599 For you, only the best. 400 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,401 - You're worth it. - Thank you, Sugar Doll. 401 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,532 You owe me lady. 402 00:40:08,451 --> 00:40:10,550 - Here. - Um-hmm. 403 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,200 - See ya later, take care of yourself. - Okay, all right. 404 00:40:39,799 --> 00:40:41,399 Oh, hi, Mom. 405 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,800 - What are you doing? - Mowing Vin's lawn. 406 00:40:45,264 --> 00:40:46,773 Hey! Vin! 407 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,599 - I was sleeping, thanks for that. - Why is he mowing your dirt patch? 408 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:56,699 - Oh, yeah, he's paying me hourly. - I'm showing him how the world works. 409 00:40:56,899 --> 00:41:00,900 - You work, you get paid, you drink. - Are you drinking alcohol? 410 00:41:04,401 --> 00:41:05,686 I honestly don't remember. 411 00:41:05,736 --> 00:41:09,101 All right, let's go, I'm gonna make dinner, you can do homework. 412 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:12,700 - Oh, I already ate. - You're mowing dirt, let's go. 413 00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:17,000 He's fed, the homework's checked, I've done my job, I'm takin' a break. 414 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:22,400 - Pay day tomorrow. - Okay, come on... let's... leave it, leave it, there's no grass. 415 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,800 Bye, Vin. 416 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,765 - You're out. - Good luck. 417 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,600 Get ready for a red ass, little shit-bag. 418 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,099 Say the prayer, you little pussy. 419 00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:00,941 What's happened, what happened here? 420 00:42:00,991 --> 00:42:02,131 - I do not know. - You don't know! 421 00:42:02,201 --> 00:42:04,201 - It's not my fault. - Let me see. 422 00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:10,101 You asshole, dick-bag, son of a whore! 423 00:42:48,799 --> 00:42:50,799 - Who are you? - Who are you? 424 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,400 - I am Daka, who are you? - I'm Oliver. 425 00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:57,815 Oliver... hmm. 426 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,100 - Why you bang this door so much? - He's hard of hearing. 427 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:07,000 Let him in! Don't yell at me. 428 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,275 You broke his nose? 429 00:43:18,324 --> 00:43:21,800 Yes, Sir, I think so, there was blood everywhere, you should've seen it. 430 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,200 I wish I had... You must've got him just right.. show me. 431 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,100 - You teach him fighting? - He's a little runt. 432 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,500 Ya know, he gotta learn how to defend himself. 433 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,000 Fighting is for assholes. 434 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,399 - Where's my money? - It's on the dresser. 435 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:50,800 - Minus the co-pay. - You don't teach children. 436 00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:55,999 Look at you. 437 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,700 Break his nose. 438 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,101 Who is she? 439 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,895 - A "lady of the night". - What's that? 440 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:17,800 It's one of the more honest ways to make a living. 441 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:35,099 The board tells us the action for the day, race number, who's running, who's riding, and so forth. 442 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:38,499 - What's twenty slash one? - That's odds. 443 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:42,300 Some bookie out of Vegas thinks that horse has a 1 in 20 chance of winning. 444 00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:45,699 - What do you get if he does? - Twenty times your money. 445 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:48,600 - That's a good deal. - If you win, sure. 446 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,399 - That one with the wraps is a dog. - Doesn't sound like a compliment. 447 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,299 Not for a horse, the odds of him winning are astronomical. 448 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:02,968 Long odds, bigger pay-off, we should take him across the board. 449 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,100 Don't get ahead of yourself, kid. 450 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,300 - Are you praying? - Praying? 451 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:19,700 - That's what it looks like. - I thought we talked about you not talking. 452 00:45:20,799 --> 00:45:24,400 What's a trifecta? 453 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:30,499 You pick three horses, 1, 2, 3 in the order they finish. 454 00:45:31,499 --> 00:45:34,900 - High risk and reward. - Sounds improbable. 455 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,900 Well, if you're gonna gamble, you might as well have a chance to win big. 456 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:46,200 Harvey Knows Best, Sweeter Lady, Champagne Flute... 1,2,3. 457 00:45:46,899 --> 00:45:48,299 Eight hundred to one. 458 00:45:49,799 --> 00:45:51,899 - You got any money? - Sure. 459 00:45:58,201 --> 00:45:59,200 Seven dollars. 460 00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:01,800 - What is that, lunch money? - Yes, Sir. 461 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:04,500 Well, you might as well learn the hard way. 462 00:46:05,101 --> 00:46:08,000 I'll throw in some too, that's called mitigation. 463 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:14,401 - What's "mitigation"? - That's where you throw in 7, and I throw in 3. 464 00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:26,500 Come on, come on. 465 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,521 This is really cool. 466 00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:46,700 Do not stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! 467 00:46:57,300 --> 00:47:00,799 It isn't fair! It's not fair! 468 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,836 We won... didn't we? 469 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:06,601 Just roll with it, just roll with it, man, just roll with it, like you didn't win it. 470 00:47:07,001 --> 00:47:10,600 - Shit! - No! No! It didn't work for me. 471 00:47:10,701 --> 00:47:16,599 Do you understand me? We... we didn't win at all, we didn't win anything, okay? 472 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:09,498 Good afternoon. Mr. McKenna. 473 00:48:09,499 --> 00:48:12,701 I need to open up a savings account for grandson. 474 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:18,626 And this'll get my account up to zero. Close me out while you're tapping away over there. 475 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,834 Don't ever become a pencil-pusher, kid, they're spineless. 476 00:49:03,101 --> 00:49:09,100 Hello, Mrs. Bronstein, this is Dan O'Brien, Principal here at St. Patrick. 477 00:49:10,501 --> 00:49:16,299 A few days ago, your son Oliver was involved in a fight at school. 478 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,100 - We tried to reach you... - What? 479 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:25,500 If you're a telemarketer, please leave a message so I can NOT return your call. 480 00:49:26,688 --> 00:49:35,499 Vin? Vin? Oliver? Oliver, it's Mom, pick up. Hello? 481 00:49:39,799 --> 00:49:42,699 - You want another? - Yes, please. 482 00:49:43,099 --> 00:49:45,700 Go for it, we're livin' today. 483 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:52,600 - Excuse me, Sir. - You kids, pimp small-talkers. 484 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,399 There's no point in yappin', 'cause no one's listenin' 485 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,099 - Let's hear it. - Excuse me, Sir!! 486 00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,200 Ya can't get nothin' in this world without bein' heard. 487 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,801 - Another coke, please. - You can hit me, too, Rog. 488 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,700 We're out of your bourbon, ya cleaned me out. 489 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,700 - Don't lie to me, be a man. - Vin! And he's not supposed to be sittin' at the bar. 490 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,699 You're right, we're gonna go somewhere else to spend our money. 491 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:27,299 Hey, he's only doin' his job, Dead Man, be nice. 492 00:50:28,899 --> 00:50:30,300 Damn. 493 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:36,600 - Amber, get the first aid kit. - It's just a cut, I got lots of 'em. 494 00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:38,061 Yeah, here. 495 00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:43,640 - You're bleedin' all over the bar. - That's fine, kid's gotta do homework. 496 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:45,926 Come on, let's go. 497 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,089 Hi, Mom. 498 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:15,501 - Where were you, where the hell's your car, Vin? - It broke down. 499 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,600 - It broke down. - Oh, it broke down, really! 500 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,800 I don't appreciate you taking him anywhere without asking me. 501 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,300 - Whoa, this is gonna be fun. - Can you not be a smart-ass, just for once, okay? 502 00:51:27,399 --> 00:51:30,900 I want to know where my son is at all times, okay? 503 00:51:30,950 --> 00:51:33,348 - We just went to eat. - He should starve? 504 00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,173 Go in the house, Oliver. 505 00:51:35,276 --> 00:51:37,066 - Mom. - Go in the house, Oliver 506 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:42,200 - Good night, Vin. - Yeah, we'll see about that. 507 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,704 You know he's getting into fights at school, did you know that? 508 00:51:45,755 --> 00:51:47,499 Yeah, he mentioned something like that. 509 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,518 Yeah, well, he didn't mention anything to me about it. 510 00:51:49,569 --> 00:51:53,300 Oh, well, maybe you haven't noticed, but you haven't been home much. 511 00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:56,610 It's kinda difficult to have a conversation with someone that's not here. 512 00:51:56,623 --> 00:51:58,300 Oh, we're going to do that? 513 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,401 God, I love when somebody like you tells somebody like me advice, especially on parenting. 514 00:52:02,601 --> 00:52:06,501 I didn't sign on for the hormones, deary, so that's gonna cost you 15 bucks an hour. 515 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,293 You know why you never had kids? 516 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:11,700 Because you don't want to think about anybody other than yourself. 517 00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:17,600 What do you know about me? Really? Tell me, I'd love it. 518 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,993 Nothing, I don't know a thing about you, just the way you want it, 519 00:52:21,085 --> 00:52:24,601 and then you can act like a prick and it keeps everybody away. 520 00:52:25,799 --> 00:52:29,700 - "If it ain't broken..." - It is broken, Vin, take a look at it. 521 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,999 Oh, all right, I'm at forty hours for this week, at forty-one I go to time and a half. 522 00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:39,500 Excuse me, someone gonna pay me? 523 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,300 You gotta be kidding me. 524 00:52:46,301 --> 00:52:50,200 - I can't even say these words. - They're creative. 525 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,500 That's one way to put it. 526 00:52:54,700 --> 00:53:01,513 Adjusting to a new school is tough on children at this age, at any age, really, and I don’t 527 00:53:01,563 --> 00:53:08,817 want to minimize that...but is there anything else going on that we should be aware of? 528 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:13,200 - Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start. - How about his father? 529 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,900 - Well, I don't want to take up all your time. - We have all the time. 530 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,900 We're in the middle of a divorce. 531 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:29,300 Oliver's father was having an affair with his assistant, and their accountant, 532 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:34,198 And my hairdresser, while she was still doing my hair, so that was fun. 533 00:53:34,199 --> 00:53:38,400 And now he's filed for custody for Oliver... full custody 534 00:53:38,501 --> 00:53:41,299 and he won't pay any support until he gets what he wants. 535 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,401 - Plus, he's a lawyer. - Shit. 536 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:47,801 So, I just had to get out of there as fast as I could and I took Oliver with me. 537 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:56,000 And I got a job at Mission Hills, I'm a C.A.T. scan tech, so I just see really rough stuff all day. 538 00:53:56,601 --> 00:54:03,099 You know, cancer and tumors and cysts and clots and I see what I'm looking at but I can't tell 539 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,998 you know, the people that are laying there, so, that's miserable all day, 540 00:54:07,999 --> 00:54:14,100 and I work really late, because I'm trying to get our act together. 541 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,499 That's why he's here, so he can have a good education. 542 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:26,299 And I'm trying to give him a semi-normal life, and I'm dealing with this shit from David, and... 543 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:30,399 I'm really am sorry about swearing. 544 00:54:32,699 --> 00:54:37,701 I know he didn't even want kids... he didn't want him. 545 00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:42,999 He's just doing this so I'm not happy. You know Oliver's adopted? Did you know that? 546 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,299 I don't know how you would be... he is, and... 547 00:54:47,601 --> 00:54:50,699 I cannot have kids. 548 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:54,266 You know, something about my fallopian tubes being twisted... I think... 549 00:54:54,316 --> 00:54:59,100 what I REALLY think is that they were just recoiling from David's sperm. 550 00:55:00,699 --> 00:55:05,200 I... can... just have one... thank you. 551 00:55:05,701 --> 00:55:09,384 So, uh... to think that all of this has permeated, 552 00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:13,900 you know, Oliver’s whole, little being, right? I mean... 553 00:55:13,950 --> 00:55:17,681 it'd have to, he's like a little... like a little sponge. 554 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,700 My real name's Robert, Ozinski's my last name. 555 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:28,100 People called me that ever since Gary called me that last year, now everyone calls me that. 556 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,498 We can't go around 'em: 557 00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:35,001 "Hey, Dubois, don't call me Ozinski, my name's Robert." 558 00:55:36,101 --> 00:55:38,501 Now I spend my whole life doin' that. 559 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,000 - You takin' a whiz? - Sorry, can't hold it. 560 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,301 Robert was my dad's name, I'm a Junior. 561 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,900 He's not around, though, I don't really know him 'cause he left when I was a baby. 562 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:56,284 Yeah, my dad’s not around either, he did some bad things 563 00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:59,439 to my mom and so we left and I haven’t seen him in a while. 564 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,700 I kinda miss him, though, my Mom's being a jerk. 565 00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:08,300 They do that, man. 566 00:56:22,699 --> 00:56:27,500 - Your dad the one that taught ya how ta fight? - No, my babysitter. 567 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,501 The tide comes in twice a day, Doctor. 568 00:56:32,701 --> 00:56:36,100 Yeah, that's a tide, comes and goes. 569 00:56:37,401 --> 00:56:43,135 I can't wait for Autumn, they plant the most beautiful mums all around the water. 570 00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:48,100 Every color you can imagine. I don't know where they get them all. 571 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,300 At the garden store. 572 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,500 You've always been so funny, Vin. 573 00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,600 Vin. 574 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,700 Vin, it's Vin, Sandy. 575 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:09,100 The ducks eat them, though. 576 00:57:09,101 --> 00:57:13,500 We have to shoo them away, it such a shame. 577 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,300 It's a shame. 578 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,900 There's plenty of affordable health care options, Vin. 579 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:32,833 I'm sure you know that, Sunnyside is pricey, not for everyone. 580 00:57:35,901 --> 00:57:39,400 My Sandy gets the best, I just... I'll just have to figure it out. 581 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:43,701 I understand that, but you're months behind and we are not in the credit business, as you know. 582 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,501 What's that mean? 583 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,200 We need payment in full and three months in advance. 584 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,600 - Got it. - By next week. 585 00:57:52,799 --> 00:57:55,400 - Next week? - Yeah, next week. 586 00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:03,799 Well, I can give you 20 percent. In good faith? 587 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,600 Vin, we're passed good faith, I'm sorry. 588 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,200 We will transfer Sandy wherever you want to put her. 589 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,999 Put her? 590 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,900 That's it? Or we get the boot? 591 00:58:15,299 --> 00:58:18,376 I don't think that's the best way to phrase what's happening. 592 00:58:18,485 --> 00:58:21,500 Okay, what's the best way to phrase it? 593 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,200 It is what it is. 594 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:31,100 - Let's get some new plants for the room, okay? - I can have the desk order somethin'. 595 00:58:31,601 --> 00:58:35,501 - Well, I was hopin' maybe for mums. - Sure. 596 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,991 And ah... here's a little somethin' for your trouble. 597 00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:42,299 No! Vin! This is my job, I take care of people, please. 598 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:47,101 You go WAY beyond your job, Anna, you've been an angel to my Sandy. 599 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:52,100 - Okay, Vin, we don't make it habit now, okay? - It can't happen, I'm shit broke. 600 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:59,400 Ya got a nice smile, ya should do it more often. I'll get the laundry. 601 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:17,399 There ya go. 602 00:59:20,699 --> 00:59:24,701 - It's a lot lighter. - She didn't change much this week. 603 00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:29,200 Well... easy on my back. 604 00:59:30,301 --> 00:59:33,501 - Thanks. - Behave yourself, Vin. 605 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:46,658 He'll pay hundred dollars. 606 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:50,100 A hundred dollars, I pay more than that for one prescription. 607 00:59:50,401 --> 00:59:57,200 He said, this is for epilepsy, for prostate flaring and to soften the shitting. 608 00:59:57,899 --> 01:00:00,900 - That should add some value. - For who? You? 609 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:06,900 We need the... I need the dough. I... 500 bucks! 610 01:00:07,399 --> 01:00:10,798 - This is all high-dollar shit. - He said one hundred, Vin. 611 01:00:10,799 --> 01:00:14,200 You take it or leave it, you can't sell this to get high. 612 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,099 I'll take the hundred. 613 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:23,300 Oh, you take the hundred. Stupid. 614 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:43,599 - Your account's closed, Mr. McKenna. - Yeah, I know that. 615 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,600 This withdraw is on my grandson's account, I think I'm on it. 616 01:00:49,801 --> 01:00:52,800 - How much, Sir? - What's the balance? 617 01:00:55,899 --> 01:00:57,699 Twenty-seven hundred. 618 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000 - I'll take all of it. - How'd you like that? 619 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,500 Hundreds, please. 620 01:01:13,399 --> 01:01:15,065 It's twenty-seven hundred, Larry, 621 01:01:15,116 --> 01:01:18,700 I want a four hundred and fifty dollar trifecta box in the third, okay. 622 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:24,201 One, two, three. Lucky Lincoln, New Dime, Sammy's Saving. 623 01:01:25,601 --> 01:01:26,503 Thank you, Sir. 624 01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:28,845 - This is gonna make it all better. - Okay. 625 01:02:00,099 --> 01:02:01,900 You all right, hon? 626 01:02:03,799 --> 01:02:05,100 No, I'm not. 627 01:03:03,899 --> 01:03:07,400 You must think I'm not a very serious person, Vinny. 628 01:03:08,499 --> 01:03:11,700 - You have no right to be here! - You find anything good? 629 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,900 Naw, some old jewelry, not worth much. 630 01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:19,804 - That's my wife's, you son of a bitch. - You owe me money. 631 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:28,500 Come on, Vinny! Why do you always have to do things the hard way? 632 01:03:28,801 --> 01:03:31,900 - It's more interesting. - And a lot more painful. 633 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:35,800 All right, let's do. 634 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,400 - This son of a bitch is crazy. - Don't kill him, but bring him close to it. 635 01:03:43,601 --> 01:03:44,900 What the...? 636 01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:52,399 - What are you doing, old man? - He's dyin', boo. 637 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,800 No he's not, he's... 638 01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:05,900 Don't touch nothin', let's just go. 639 01:04:58,999 --> 01:05:03,448 Vin, it's Maggie, we're gonna put you in this machine, and we're gonna take some tests 640 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:07,299 - and it's not gonna hurt a bit. - He can't understand you, Maggie. 641 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,701 Okay, there he is, there he is, okay, it's just gonna be a couple of minutes. 642 01:05:36,601 --> 01:05:39,999 - There's my brave, little man. - Is he okay? 643 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,800 I thought he was dead. 644 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:45,899 - He's flyin', then. - Yeah, that's what it looks like. 645 01:05:46,599 --> 01:05:51,800 - He looks like that when he's drunk, too, so... - I don't even know what you're doin' anymore. 646 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:55,599 I know what I'm doin', your father's gonna have a field day with this. 647 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,000 I wouldn't... I wouldn't be here instead of with you if it wasn't for him, ya know, I'm gonna get... 648 01:05:59,049 --> 01:06:02,999 Mom, we're doin' good, you're working hard every day, and we need the money. 649 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,105 It's all right. 650 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,400 What's wrong with him, anyway? 651 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,300 Vinny's had a stroke. 652 01:06:20,001 --> 01:06:24,800 Slowly! Down, down, down, down, down, good. 653 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:29,001 Bend the knees, flat back, good, good. 654 01:06:29,301 --> 01:06:33,200 Bend the knees, a little bit, a little bit. All right, all right, good. 655 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,600 I chose St. William of Rochester, the patron saint of adopted children. 656 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:43,953 It's a pretty interesting story, all the other saint I looked at were all so... saintly, I guess. 657 01:06:44,599 --> 01:06:46,550 What does "saintly" mean to you? 658 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:50,500 I don't know, I don't really believe in saints and all that. 659 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:56,200 I feel like St. William just got to be a saint because he's killed by the boy he adopted. 660 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,100 These days, people get killed all the time, and they don't get to be a saint for it. 661 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,299 All right, well, thanks, Oliver. 662 01:07:05,999 --> 01:07:11,700 Despite young Oliver’s reticence, I DO happen to believe there are saints all around us today. 663 01:07:12,301 --> 01:07:18,001 They may never be considered as such by a religion, but they are just as important as the ones in your textbooks. 664 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:23,000 Thus, you are going to research someone you know, or know of, 665 01:07:23,101 --> 01:07:27,100 and determine if they have the qualities fit for sainthood. 666 01:07:30,301 --> 01:07:34,600 - Where is he? His car is here. - He's in the hospital. 667 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:36,400 For what? 668 01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:41,601 - So, how did you and Vincent know each other? - I'm working for this man. 669 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,800 Oh! Doing what? 670 01:07:45,699 --> 01:07:49,299 Working. I work for dancer. 671 01:07:53,099 --> 01:07:55,000 Sounds exciting. 672 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:59,100 Try to sound it out. 673 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,600 Not quite. 674 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,305 You didn't lose your sense of humor. 675 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:10,300 - Hey! Vincent! You got some visitors. - I stay five minutes only. 676 01:08:10,301 --> 01:08:12,301 Hospital is shit place. 677 01:08:12,701 --> 01:08:14,700 You look a lot better, Vin. 678 01:08:21,301 --> 01:08:22,800 What'd ya say? 679 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:32,100 Vince. 680 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,899 How about we just give Vin some time to do his therapy. 681 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,449 Thank you. It'll be about an hour. 682 01:08:38,644 --> 01:08:42,800 - Go to hell. An hour. - Maybe less. 683 01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:46,500 Why are you so mean, you could stop breathing. Asshole. 684 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:51,499 - Okay, how 'bout we... hey, we get him a snack, want a snack? - Thanks, I'm starving. 685 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:57,971 Ya know, they does things that his muscles and his mouth'll respond to therapy. 686 01:08:58,149 --> 01:09:00,149 So, that's good. 687 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,199 - He sounds... - Like the retard. 688 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:07,801 Well, he's still good man anyway, so the retard is not that far. 689 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:13,401 Do you have dollar, I'm starving, I eat nothing today? 690 01:09:14,301 --> 01:09:17,501 - Here, I probably have something. - Yeah. 691 01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:24,500 Maybe dollar half is better. 692 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:29,400 - All right. - Spasiba. 693 01:09:34,499 --> 01:09:35,464 Is that Vince's...? 694 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:37,000 - baby? - Yeah. 695 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:40,400 I'd like to stay away from the whole situation. 696 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:48,804 - It's not polite to ask a woman if she's pregnant. - Well, I think it's pretty obvious that she' pregnant. 697 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,698 Vin's like 90 something, Mom... 698 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:56,749 If you kick this machine, its first candy drops, you can get two to come down, it's good, no? 699 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,499 Thank you. 700 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,600 Well, cocksucker. 701 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,400 Don't eat fast, stupid cat. 702 01:10:24,101 --> 01:10:26,499 I... 703 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:31,000 I will want fresh crap. 704 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:37,300 "Crab", not "crap". 705 01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:39,699 Crab. 706 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:42,700 Not "crap". 707 01:11:05,701 --> 01:11:07,346 Okay. 708 01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,601 Money. 709 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:14,999 No, it's a... it's a "t"... tree. 710 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,301 You owe me money. No, you broke my tree. 711 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,000 - Yeah, I know... - Yeah, you broke my fence, too. 712 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,999 Are you planting these? 713 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,200 - Here, this should be familiar. - Cactus. 714 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,343 No, "prick". 715 01:11:31,801 --> 01:11:33,300 Big prick. 716 01:12:03,701 --> 01:12:05,500 Wonderful, wonderful. 717 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:17,000 Daka is beautiful. 718 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:26,900 I know you just want special massage or something... dance later, don't try charm me, it doesn't work. 719 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,900 Don't worry, okay, it's going to get better. 720 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:58,100 Now, I've got to stay calm. 721 01:13:02,301 --> 01:13:04,501 I'm sorry. 722 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:27,801 Where's all my dirt? 723 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,299 Keep clean this house. 724 01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:55,101 - What's all that? - Vegetables. 725 01:13:56,001 --> 01:14:00,201 Get out of that! You don't know this vegetables? 726 01:14:02,001 --> 01:14:07,500 I do, but... I don't eat... I don't eat 'em. 727 01:14:07,501 --> 01:14:12,063 You do now, and you pay me for the hours now, papa, okay? 728 01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:16,199 - What... for? - I take care of you. 729 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:21,700 And we don't bump the ugly parts no more, okay, so don't ask, you're too old for this and I'm too fat. 730 01:14:23,099 --> 01:14:27,200 Fifteen dollars for the hours plus room and food. 731 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:32,900 - I get my secret pickles? - Okay. 732 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,599 - Who is Vincent McKenna? - Do you know him? 733 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,399 Just... he's... he's a neighbor, and he sometimes watches Oliver. 734 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:46,600 Your Honor, he is my client's neighbor, he occasionally watches Oliver sometimes. 735 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:49,500 He's your babysitter? 736 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:58,301 He's worth it, I pay him, Oliver, ya know, goes over there for a few hours after school... I'm still at work. 737 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,801 He's a babysitter, Your Honor, of sorts, a paid position. 738 01:15:01,901 --> 01:15:04,800 - May I ask why this is relevant? - Is your client aware 739 01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:08,900 that Mr. McKenna takes her son to the racetrack and they gamble? 740 01:15:09,501 --> 01:15:12,800 He also take him to a local bar. 741 01:15:13,699 --> 01:15:18,400 - We went to the horses... a few times. - A few times? Is that fun? 742 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,600 - A little. - Yeah? Good. 743 01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:26,900 I... this is... completely news to me... I never heard this before. 744 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:33,599 My client is unaware of these events... as am I, which is a big surprise, right now. 745 01:15:33,799 --> 01:15:36,471 I’ll bet there are quite a few surprises in this folder then. 746 01:15:36,521 --> 01:15:37,099 Oh, God. 747 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:42,899 Daka Paramova. Are you aware of her occupation? 748 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:47,700 She works for Vince? She works for Vince, right? 749 01:15:49,999 --> 01:15:53,698 - She's The Lady of the Night. - What? 750 01:15:54,301 --> 01:15:58,501 - Do you know what that means? - She works at night? 751 01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:06,700 She'd pay me a part of it. 752 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:14,001 Your Honor, I need a few minutes to confer with my client. 753 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:15,600 I imagine you do. 754 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:22,333 I guess gambling in a racetrack is like math class, huh, you gonna learn how to bet. 755 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:23,599 The odds. 756 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:29,000 - The bar, guess that could fall under "current events", right? - More like "social studies". 757 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:34,700 It's the strip club hooker I can't seem to get my head around. 758 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:38,900 "Commerce"? "Biology"? 759 01:16:38,999 --> 01:16:41,800 Just stop talking... don't talk. 760 01:16:56,201 --> 01:16:59,701 Why do you people think my people can't hear? 761 01:17:00,001 --> 01:17:03,900 What kind of a man takes a child to the bar and to the racetrack? 762 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,000 And has him hangin' out with a prostitute? 763 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:14,099 What kind of mother lets her son hang out with a man like that? 764 01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:15,500 You're an asshole, Vin. 765 01:17:16,401 --> 01:17:20,300 Fifty-fifty custody with his asshole dad and I have you to thank for that. 766 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:25,200 You have no one but yourself to blame for that. 767 01:17:25,601 --> 01:17:30,700 He needs more than a deadbeat mother. 768 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,600 Good one. 769 01:17:34,699 --> 01:17:37,900 Maybe I deserve that, I don't know what the hell I was thinkin' lettin' him hang out with you. 770 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,200 My sentiments exactly. 771 01:17:40,499 --> 01:17:45,200 Well, he's not comin' over there anymore, that's a given, and I'll get your money for your stupid tree. 772 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,700 - There'll be some interest. - Yeah, good luck with that. 773 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,100 Oh, I'm sorry... sorry. 774 01:17:55,800 --> 01:18:00,600 - My reaction time's much slower these days - Yeah, you were never fast... just stupid. 775 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,799 You have seven new messages. 776 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:19,000 Hello, Vin, this is Anna here... from Sunnyside. 777 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:23,601 I'm afraid we have some bad news regarding your wife, Sandy, Sir.. 778 01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:26,900 Please call us as soon as you get this. 779 01:18:30,801 --> 01:18:34,000 Vin? Hello, it's Anna again, at Sunnyside. 780 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,899 We haven't heard back from you regarding Sandy. 781 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,799 Please call us right away. 782 01:18:45,001 --> 01:18:48,428 Vincent, we've left a few messages for you... haven't heard back. 783 01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:50,550 We really need to hear from you about Sandy. 784 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,215 Please call or come by as soon as possible. 785 01:19:25,399 --> 01:19:30,699 Here we go, Vin. All of Sandy's personal items are in there. 786 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:37,700 - My wife, where is she? - She died, Vin. 787 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:42,901 - I know that, where is she? - She's in there. 788 01:19:46,501 --> 01:19:49,100 - Where? - In the box. 789 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:51,600 Her remains, Vin. 790 01:19:54,101 --> 01:19:58,300 She died a few weeks ago. We tried contacting you several times. 791 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,845 And when we didn't hear back from you, we decided to go ahead 792 01:20:00,850 --> 01:20:04,100 with your death directives, you wanted her cremated. 793 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:10,000 - She's in that box? - Her remains are, Vin. 794 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:15,200 Yes, in a box... inside that box. 795 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:19,401 I am sorry for your loss, Vin. 796 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,399 This place is peace. 797 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:32,899 It was. 798 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,000 - Naw, I study. - I never study. 799 01:20:44,101 --> 01:20:46,024 - Okay, I'll see ya later. - Yeah, see ya later, man. 800 01:20:46,074 --> 01:20:48,031 - All right. - Later, Oliver. 801 01:20:48,201 --> 01:20:52,299 - Hey, ya got a lot of homework? - No, arts and math. 802 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:59,600 - Is she with us? - Yeah, she's your father's idea of secret child care. 803 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:02,601 - What's her name? - You have a voice, you ask her. 804 01:21:03,101 --> 01:21:05,504 - Excuse me, what your name? - Emelda. 805 01:21:05,954 --> 01:21:08,317 - Hi, Emelda. - Hola, Mr. Oliver. 806 01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:10,099 Is she every day? 807 01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:12,520 And every other weekend when you're gonna go to your Dad's. 808 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:17,600 It's what it's gonna be now, bub, you're gonna get shuffled back and forth between me and him. 809 01:21:17,699 --> 01:21:19,599 Well, he is my dad. 810 01:21:21,101 --> 01:21:26,100 I know he cheated on you a of bunch of times and that's why we left him. 811 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,000 Really? 812 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,500 How do you know that? 813 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:36,698 You'll tell anybody who'll listen... Grandma, Aunt Judy, all the cousins. 814 01:21:36,699 --> 01:21:39,101 How's your Facebook status? 815 01:21:40,901 --> 01:21:44,001 Ya know, I've been meaning to change that, I... 816 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:48,401 - should just say I'm single. - Yeah, that's better. 817 01:22:01,599 --> 01:22:05,400 - My replacement? - Yeah, I guess so. 818 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:09,799 I'd hate to have to report your mother to immigration and natur... 819 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,400 I am a citizen. 820 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:17,500 Mr. Oliver, one minute. 821 01:22:19,299 --> 01:22:23,099 - What's in the box? - My wife. 822 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,699 - She died? - No. 823 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:32,300 She shrunk herself, she's livin' in there now. 824 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,200 Rent free. 825 01:22:35,899 --> 01:22:39,201 Sorry, Vin... for your loss. 826 01:22:40,401 --> 01:22:46,101 Never understood why people say that. 827 01:22:47,501 --> 01:22:49,801 They don't know what else to say. 828 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:57,201 How about: "What was she like?", "Do you miss her?"or "What are you gonna do now?" 829 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:05,900 Do yourself a favor, get a life. 830 01:23:06,799 --> 01:23:08,600 Stop livin' mine. 831 01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:15,599 Take my word, it's not workin' for shit for me. 832 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:23,600 - That's not true. - What the hell do you know about me? 833 01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:31,299 You don't know me, you're just stupid. 834 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,700 Of course I'm stupid. 835 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:43,400 Mostly for thinking you're more that just a drunk, mean, old man. 836 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,601 Guess that's goodbye. 837 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,601 You're sad. 838 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:13,200 I loved you to the moon there, Sandy. 839 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,500 A June moon. 840 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:21,700 All right, 2 weeks, 2 weeks to Are Saints Among Us assembly. 841 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:26,698 The grand culmination of your sizable efforts on one great stage. 842 01:25:26,699 --> 01:25:31,699 Don't forget to invite your parents, significant others, et cetera, wives, girlfriends, 843 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:36,200 and enjoy yourselves, and no expletives in your presentation please Ozinski. 844 01:25:36,201 --> 01:25:39,501 He doesn't like Ozinski, Brother Geraghty, never has. 845 01:25:39,901 --> 01:25:41,601 My names Robert, Sir. 846 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,601 - He didn't tell you he was a soldier? - No, Sir. 847 01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:02,400 A sergeant major of all things, he's famous. 848 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,500 But it's too expensive, 849 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:12,900 I don't know how to... ... it's cheap enough. 850 01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:17,199 - Oh! This one, this is good. - Ma'am, I'm sorry, this is the wrong price. 851 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,343 No, no, no, I like this. 852 01:26:19,394 --> 01:26:21,500 I love this. 853 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,114 Can we get this? We can afford this. 854 01:26:24,163 --> 01:26:27,039 - Ma'am... - I like this! I want this! 855 01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:30,600 Can we take? Okay, I'll take it. 856 01:26:38,301 --> 01:26:41,801 - That's the old guy? - Yeah, he was in Vietnam. 857 01:26:41,901 --> 01:26:44,300 - Did I study the States? - It's a country. 858 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,700 States are inside countries. 859 01:26:47,001 --> 01:26:49,900 "Do not place items with string around child's neck," 860 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,701 "such as hoods, strings, or pacifier cords.". 861 01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:55,500 "Strings can cause strangulation." 862 01:26:56,201 --> 01:26:58,301 I don't want this crib. 863 01:27:03,899 --> 01:27:05,700 Hey, Dad. 864 01:27:06,199 --> 01:27:08,200 - Have a good day? - Yeah. 865 01:27:08,299 --> 01:27:09,499 Seat belt, please. 866 01:27:09,699 --> 01:27:16,400 - How long has Vin been doin' Sandy's laundry? - Oh, geez, every week for 8 years. 867 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,599 - That's a long time. - It IS a long time. 868 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,700 He's a good guy... Vin. 869 01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:36,101 - What's Vin like when I'm not around? - He don't like people, people don't like him. 870 01:27:36,499 --> 01:27:39,500 Except cat and you. Why you like him? 871 01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:50,301 Oh, it'll be straight. 872 01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:56,799 Oliver, come on! 873 01:27:58,699 --> 01:28:02,500 Breakfast is ready! Gonna get cold! 874 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,299 Let's go! 875 01:28:09,799 --> 01:28:12,999 - Hi, Mom. - Don't look so surprised, sit down. 876 01:28:13,699 --> 01:28:16,599 Need some fuel for your big day, right? Sit. 877 01:28:17,599 --> 01:28:21,000 - You made all this? - Yes, I made it all, I know how to cook. 878 01:28:21,099 --> 01:28:23,200 - I took the day off. - Thanks. 879 01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:25,600 You're welcome, Bub. 880 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:29,801 Did you have any trouble? Come here, I'll show you the trick. 881 01:28:30,001 --> 01:28:32,101 You gotta pop this up. 882 01:28:33,796 --> 01:28:34,844 Okay. 883 01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:40,995 - Now that's magic. - I love you, Mom. 884 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,401 Me, too. 885 01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:48,101 Sit down, okay, coffee or juice? 886 01:28:48,301 --> 01:28:51,500 - Latte. - Nice try. 887 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:04,400 - My water is broken! - Call a plumber. 888 01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:08,600 Let's go! Get up! 889 01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:23,699 Hello... sit down children, thank you. 890 01:29:23,700 --> 01:29:28,001 Good morning, welcome to Are Saints Among Us assembly at St. Patrick. 891 01:29:28,201 --> 01:29:30,399 And the children have been working very hard. 892 01:29:30,501 --> 01:29:34,599 And it'll be interesting to see which parents they have chosen as saints. 893 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,600 I'm sure you're all very nervous. 894 01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,500 Our first speaker is Keesha Demorsey. 895 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:52,200 For my real-life saint, I picked Mother Teresa of Calcutta. 896 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,503 - This... it's... - Okay, okay. 897 01:29:57,553 --> 01:29:59,482 Stop anywhere, anywhere. 898 01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:06,400 When will you become like man? 899 01:30:09,499 --> 01:30:11,400 Jesus, my manhood! 900 01:30:11,799 --> 01:30:14,300 St. Nicolas of Sunny Side, everybody. 901 01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:22,000 All right, next up we have Oliver Bronstein... Oliver Bronstein. 902 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:34,399 "Saints are human beings we celebrate for their commitment and dedication to other human beings." 903 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:38,801 Brother Geraghty, circa, around March. 904 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:47,634 - This isn't the hospital. - So, now you're a rocket surgeon. 905 01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:50,000 Come on, get inside. 906 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:56,500 For my modern-day saint I chose a man who shares many of the same qualities as St. William of Rochester. 907 01:30:56,700 --> 01:31:01,519 On the surface, one might think my saint is the least likely candidate for sainthood. 908 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:04,221 He's not a happy person. 909 01:31:04,271 --> 01:31:08,000 He doesn't like people and not many people like him. 910 01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:12,599 He's grumpy, he's angry, he's mad at the world, I'm sure full of regrets. 911 01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:17,499 He drinks too much, he smokes, he gambles, curses, lies and cheats. 912 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,000 And he spends a lot of time with the Lady of the Night. 913 01:31:23,900 --> 01:31:25,635 That's what you see at first glance. 914 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,400 If you dig deeper you see a man beyond his faults. 915 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,000 Mr. Vincent McKenna was born in 1946 916 01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:40,400 in Sheepshead Bay the son of first generation Irish immigrants. 917 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,710 Growing up poor on the streets of Brooklyn, 918 01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,901 Vincent learned all the things that kids shouldn't need to know: 919 01:31:48,101 --> 01:31:50,600 Fighting, cursing and gambling. 920 01:31:52,099 --> 01:31:56,600 In 1965, as a member of the United States Army 5th Regiment, 921 01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:01,500 Vincent was among the four hundred and fifty soldiers dropped into La Drang Valley 922 01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:04,700 and immediately ambushed by 2000 enemy troops. 923 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:09,763 There he heroically saved the lives of two wounded officers pinned down by enemy fire. 924 01:32:09,813 --> 01:32:11,931 And carried them to safety. 925 01:32:12,299 --> 01:32:15,699 Has was awarded the bronze star for his bravery. 926 01:32:15,999 --> 01:32:19,400 I imagine the best way to tell you who Mr. Vincent McKenna is 927 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:22,000 is to tell you what he's done for me. 928 01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:26,400 When me and my mom first moved here, we knew no one. 929 01:32:26,401 --> 01:32:28,799 And Mr. McKenna took me in. 930 01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:31,742 When he didn't have to, and most likely, didn't want to... 931 01:32:31,801 --> 01:32:35,600 but he did it anyhow, 'cause THAT'S what saints do. 932 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:40,801 We visited his wife, Sandy, of 40 years, who recently passed away. 933 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:46,095 Vin's done her laundry EVERY week for the past 8 years, long after she no longer recognized him. 934 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:48,800 Because saints never give up. 935 01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:54,999 He taught me how to fight, how to stand my ground and be brave, how to speak up and be bold. 936 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:59,300 Because saints fight for themselves and others, so that they might be heard. 937 01:32:59,599 --> 01:33:02,699 He taught me how to gamble, horse racing, Keno, 938 01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:07,900 the Over and Under, which is a big reason why I'm grounded 'til I'm eighteen. 939 01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:13,500 But in that I learned how to take risks and go for broke. 940 01:33:13,799 --> 01:33:16,900 Because in life the odds can be stacked against you. 941 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:22,000 This is Vin's cat, Felix, who eats gourmet cat food while Vin eats sardines. 942 01:33:22,101 --> 01:33:25,000 'Cause saints make sacrifices. 943 01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:29,600 Yes, Mr. Vincent McKenna is flawed, seriously flawed, 944 01:33:29,801 --> 01:33:32,393 But just like the all the other saints we studied, 945 01:33:32,518 --> 01:33:37,894 because, after all, saints are human beings... very human beings. 946 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,899 Courage, sacrifice, compassion, humanity. 947 01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:43,000 These are the markings of a saint 948 01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:48,399 and what makes Mr. Vincent McKenna not so far removed from St. William of Rochester. 949 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:51,599 And with that, I'd like to present my friend and babysitter, 950 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:59,600 Mr. Vincent McKenna, for sainthood, and hereby proclaim him St. Vincent of Sheepshead Bay. 951 01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:48,800 - Thank you, Sir. - Thank you, kid. 952 01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:08,199 St. Vincent from Sheepshead Bay. 953 01:35:11,001 --> 01:35:14,501 Wait, I got it, I owe you money anyhow. What are you lookin' at? 954 01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:18,401 - Hard Pretzels. - That's just what I was lookin' at. 955 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:25,301 If you hit it just right, you end up with... TWO for the price of one. 956 01:35:27,201 --> 01:35:29,501 - Pretty cool. - That's pretty good, kiddo. 957 01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:34,300 - I might have to adopt that. - Mr. McKenna, it's about that time. 958 01:35:34,601 --> 01:35:38,301 All right, hold your horses. Though, technically, that's stealing. 959 01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:51,900 You don't cry, it's okay... 960 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:56,500 So, what is it? Black? White? Ugly? 961 01:35:58,799 --> 01:36:00,500 I like this baby. 962 01:36:03,099 --> 01:36:07,600 - You like this baby? - Yeah... so far. 963 01:36:07,699 --> 01:36:10,700 I'm... I'm so happy. 964 01:36:16,201 --> 01:36:20,101 You know it's a special present, yeah? I'll teach you. 965 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:22,500 It is not Russian, but... Sorry, cat! 966 01:36:23,301 --> 01:36:27,199 - You must eat vegetables. - It's colorful, I'll say that. 967 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,800 - I like the green beans. - You do? 968 01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:33,499 Yeah, I don't think you ever get enough spaghetti and green beans. 969 01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:36,400 - My Mom eats 'em out of a can. - That's how your brain got stilted. 970 01:36:36,501 --> 01:36:39,699 - Oh, you have stilted brain. - That's probably good. 971 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:42,799 - Like the retard - Hey, the "r" word's not cool. 972 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,400 - It's not politically correct. - Why is this? 973 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,200 - Except when you say "midget". - Midget? 974 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:50,434 Why not midget? 975 01:36:52,299 --> 01:36:54,300 This food beats hunger... 976 01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:56,799 by a hair. 977 01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:01,200 - Don't you want to say somethin'? - Like what? 978 01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:03,999 Like a blessing or a prayer. 979 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:17,800 Naw, I better not. 980 01:37:22,001 --> 01:37:24,000 The baby is crying tears. 981 01:37:24,050 --> 01:37:26,819 You... in wet clothes. 982 01:37:29,001 --> 01:37:32,559 There, everyone has been fed except you, huh? 983 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:39,848 Oh, it's chill... it's a bit chilly in here.