1 00:00:01,729 --> 00:00:04,813 ( 'I DROVE ALL NIGHT' BY ROY ORBISON PLAYS ) 2 00:00:11,572 --> 00:00:13,658 ♪ I had to escape 3 00:00:13,658 --> 00:00:16,824 ♪ The city was sticky and cruel 4 00:00:18,037 --> 00:00:21,457 ♪ Maybe I should have called you first 5 00:00:21,457 --> 00:00:24,585 ♪ But I was dying to get to you 6 00:00:24,585 --> 00:00:27,004 ♪ I was dreaming while I drove 7 00:00:27,004 --> 00:00:29,966 ♪ The long straight road ahead 8 00:00:29,966 --> 00:00:31,634 ♪ Uh-huh, yeah 9 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,678 ♪ Could taste your sweet kisses 10 00:00:33,678 --> 00:00:35,221 ♪ Your arms open wide 11 00:00:35,221 --> 00:00:44,897 ♪ This fever for you was just burning me up inside 12 00:00:44,897 --> 00:00:48,359 ♪ I drove all night 13 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:51,529 ♪ To get to you 14 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:55,533 ♪ Is that alright? 15 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:59,412 ♪ I drove all night 16 00:00:59,412 --> 00:01:02,123 ♪ Crept in your room 17 00:01:02,123 --> 00:01:05,710 ♪ Woke you from your sleep 18 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:09,213 ♪ To make love to you 19 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:11,621 ♪ Is that alright? 20 00:01:12,842 --> 00:01:16,460 ♪ I drove all night 21 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:24,562 ♪ What in this world keeps us from falling apart? 22 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:27,064 ♪ No matter where I go 23 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:31,569 ♪ I hear the beating of our one heart 24 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:36,115 ♪ I think about you when the night is cold and dark 25 00:01:36,115 --> 00:01:37,658 ♪ Uh-huh, yeah 26 00:01:37,658 --> 00:01:41,454 ♪ No-one can move me the way that you do 27 00:01:41,454 --> 00:01:47,752 ♪ Nothing erases this feeling between me and you 28 00:01:47,752 --> 00:01:51,464 ♪ Oh 29 00:01:51,464 --> 00:01:54,425 ♪ I drove all night 30 00:01:54,425 --> 00:01:56,916 ♪ To get to you... ♪ 31 00:02:03,309 --> 00:02:05,853 MAN: OK, OK. How about this for chapter four? 32 00:02:05,853 --> 00:02:08,898 Now I know you're going to think this is a bit cliche, 33 00:02:08,898 --> 00:02:11,192 but why don't we have our Spitfire pilot 34 00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:12,902 meet up with his English rose 35 00:02:12,902 --> 00:02:15,780 the night before he gets shot down over occupied France? 36 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,323 (Dog whines) Well, jeez. 37 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,033 Don't sit there shaking your head. 38 00:02:19,033 --> 00:02:21,619 Alright. Let's have them sleep together. 39 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,246 (Dog whines) 40 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:25,248 What? (Barks quietly) 41 00:02:25,248 --> 00:02:27,786 Oh, don't worry. I'll have them parachute out. 42 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,584 (Scans radio stations ) 43 00:02:38,302 --> 00:02:39,845 Oh, come on. 44 00:02:42,348 --> 00:02:45,017 Sorry, mate. No Sinatra. 45 00:02:45,017 --> 00:02:46,727 (Roy Orbison sings ) ♪ Over you 46 00:02:46,727 --> 00:02:48,271 ♪ Crying... ♪ Beauty. 47 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:50,106 The Big O. 48 00:02:50,106 --> 00:02:53,442 (Sings ) ♪ And you... ♪ And you 49 00:02:53,442 --> 00:02:56,195 ♪ Took so long... ♪ Yeah. 50 00:02:56,195 --> 00:02:59,282 ♪ Left me standing all alone... ♪ 51 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:01,321 Don't worry, we'll be home soon, Lance. 52 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:12,537 Oh, no! 53 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,588 (Dog whines) 54 00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:26,642 (Whines) 55 00:03:26,642 --> 00:03:28,603 Oh. 56 00:03:28,603 --> 00:03:30,097 Mad bugger! 57 00:03:32,523 --> 00:03:34,646 Lance, you alright? (Whines) 58 00:03:47,246 --> 00:03:49,488 ( TRUCK HORN HONKS ) 59 00:04:10,937 --> 00:04:12,730 You're always asking for trouble. 60 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,232 What? 61 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,308 I said you're always asking for trouble. 62 00:04:18,778 --> 00:04:22,365 Hey, Suze. Let me show you some shots. 63 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:27,203 Oh, God. If Artie thought I was over here playing pool... 64 00:04:27,203 --> 00:04:29,997 Hey, you work for me, not Artie. 65 00:04:29,997 --> 00:04:31,492 Come on. 66 00:04:34,335 --> 00:04:36,660 Ruby! (Taunts ) Ooh. 67 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,882 Tushy tushy. 68 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:42,051 (Laughs ) No, you don't! 69 00:04:42,051 --> 00:04:43,803 Come here! (Screams ) 70 00:04:43,803 --> 00:04:45,805 Oh, Jack. (Screams ) 71 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:47,465 You ruined my bloody paint job! 72 00:04:48,558 --> 00:04:50,518 Oh, give it a break, you two! 73 00:04:50,518 --> 00:04:52,060 (Laughs) 74 00:04:53,729 --> 00:04:55,314 Right! (Screams ) 75 00:04:55,314 --> 00:04:58,901 Right, gotcha! Ow. A truce. 76 00:04:58,901 --> 00:05:00,443 A truce. 77 00:05:01,529 --> 00:05:03,364 No more fertilizer, I promise. 78 00:05:03,364 --> 00:05:05,074 You and that plane of yours. 79 00:05:05,074 --> 00:05:07,160 You do one more and I swear I'll... 80 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,245 What? Put sugar in your fuel tank. 81 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:11,038 I'd crash. Yeah? 82 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:13,124 Flying around there like a mad bugger. 83 00:05:13,124 --> 00:05:15,209 You're just like your old man. 84 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:17,581 He would've used cow shit. 85 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:21,340 Oh! Eh! 86 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:22,925 Ah! Ah! 87 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:24,468 Put me down! 88 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:26,710 Jack, I swear I'm going to kill you. 89 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,597 Don't you dare! 90 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:32,268 Arggh! 91 00:05:32,268 --> 00:05:33,810 No. 92 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,981 You going to do it again? No. 93 00:05:36,981 --> 00:05:38,475 Don't. OK. 94 00:05:45,698 --> 00:05:47,441 You bloody child! 95 00:05:48,534 --> 00:05:50,828 Jesus. Now we have a truce, kiddo. 96 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,538 Whoa! Don't call me kiddo! 97 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:53,581 (Laughs) 98 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:55,666 You wait till Hamish hears about this. 99 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:58,419 And don't bloody think you're invited to my wedding. 100 00:05:58,419 --> 00:06:00,296 When's that going to be? Oh. 101 00:06:00,296 --> 00:06:03,332 Anyway, I've got to be there, Rube. I'm the best man. 102 00:06:10,139 --> 00:06:12,225 You two have scrubbed up a treat. 103 00:06:12,225 --> 00:06:14,602 Where are you off to? Pre-wedding party? 104 00:06:14,602 --> 00:06:16,354 Very funny. 105 00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:18,731 Everybody's ready for this event except you two. 106 00:06:18,731 --> 00:06:20,817 We'll do it when we've got the dough. 107 00:06:20,817 --> 00:06:22,443 Isn't that right, Hamish? 108 00:06:22,443 --> 00:06:25,279 You don't need loads of dough to get married, love. 109 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,532 She knows that. ( PHONE RINGS ) 110 00:06:27,532 --> 00:06:29,867 No, if Ruby wants the whole catastrophe, 111 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,119 then that's what she's going to get. 112 00:06:32,119 --> 00:06:33,246 MAN: Hello. 113 00:06:33,246 --> 00:06:35,748 That's very romantic, Hamish. Yeah, well, that's me. 114 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:39,532 Hamish. It's for you. Again. 115 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:43,297 He's got a point, love. What? 116 00:06:43,297 --> 00:06:45,007 About spending heaps of money. 117 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:46,717 If it doesn't happen soon, 118 00:06:46,717 --> 00:06:49,095 I'll be too old to be the matron of honour. 119 00:06:49,095 --> 00:06:51,889 Oh, bullshit. Hey, Suze! 120 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,809 Stop bloody yapping and fill glasses. 121 00:06:54,809 --> 00:06:58,187 Don't worry. He only does it in public. 122 00:06:58,187 --> 00:07:00,096 I'd walk out on the bugger. 123 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:02,775 G'day, stranger. 124 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:04,485 What are you doing here? 125 00:07:04,485 --> 00:07:06,028 Mmm. 126 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:07,697 Oh, does it still work? 127 00:07:07,697 --> 00:07:09,782 It's hard to tell with your music, kiddo. 128 00:07:09,782 --> 00:07:11,909 Here you go. Thanks, Suze. 129 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,403 Cheers. 130 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,499 Hey, Jack. 131 00:07:18,499 --> 00:07:20,124 ( 'I REMEMBER YOU' BY FRANKIFIELD PLAYS ) 132 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:29,343 SONG: ♪ I remember you-ooh 133 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:34,223 ♪ You're the one who made my dreams come true 134 00:07:34,223 --> 00:07:38,007 ♪ A few kisses ago... ♪ Oh, my God. 135 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:44,358 ♪ I remember you-ooh 136 00:07:44,358 --> 00:07:49,363 ♪ You're the one who said I love you too 137 00:07:49,363 --> 00:07:52,779 ♪ Yes, I do Didn't you know... ♪ 138 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,517 Morning. Morning. Can I help you, miss? 139 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:19,805 I'm looking for Miss Ruby Vale. (Wolf whistles ) 140 00:08:21,521 --> 00:08:23,064 He's harmless. 141 00:08:23,064 --> 00:08:25,691 What can I get you? An iced tea, thanks. 142 00:08:25,691 --> 00:08:27,652 MAN: Excuse me, girlie. 143 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:29,821 Did you park your car out the back? 144 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,364 Oh, Joe. 145 00:08:31,364 --> 00:08:34,115 Will you leave her alone? 146 00:08:35,451 --> 00:08:36,994 Thanks. 147 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,080 Milk and sugar's on the counter. 148 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,749 Could you tell me where I'd find a Miss... 149 00:08:41,749 --> 00:08:44,919 Hey, there! Eh! 150 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:46,504 What? 151 00:08:46,504 --> 00:08:49,632 Where's me egg? Oh, Pete. Put your teeth in. 152 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,126 Oh. 153 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:55,555 Where's me eggs? 154 00:08:55,555 --> 00:08:59,058 I'm not your missus, OK? They'll be ready when I say so. 155 00:08:59,058 --> 00:09:01,763 (Farts ) Isn't she great? Yeah. 156 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,273 Excuse me, girlie. 157 00:09:05,273 --> 00:09:06,816 Um, I really... Excuse me. 158 00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:09,402 Look, I really just want to find a Miss Ruby Vale. 159 00:09:09,402 --> 00:09:12,113 Oh, you want Ruby. 160 00:09:12,113 --> 00:09:14,991 Rube, there's someone here to see you. 161 00:09:14,991 --> 00:09:17,368 Now what can I do for you? 162 00:09:17,368 --> 00:09:19,620 ( TRUCK HORN HONKS ) 163 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,412 ( TRUCK HORN HONKS ) 164 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,459 Arggh! 165 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:33,626 ( CRASH! ) 166 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:42,226 You know, um... Girlie, where did you say you parked your car? 167 00:09:42,226 --> 00:09:44,764 MAN: You didn't miss it, Jack. 168 00:09:46,147 --> 00:09:47,815 Is it yours? 169 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:50,389 What if I'd been in it? 170 00:09:52,028 --> 00:09:53,613 You'd be dead. 171 00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:56,824 (Laughs ) Someone call the police. 172 00:09:56,824 --> 00:09:58,367 Police! Very funny. 173 00:09:58,367 --> 00:10:01,329 Well, actually, girlie, I'm the police. 174 00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:02,914 Where's your uniform? 175 00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:04,415 I'm off duty. 176 00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:06,408 Well, thank God you're here. 177 00:10:07,877 --> 00:10:10,713 Charge this idiot with negligent driving. 178 00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:12,423 I'm sorry about your car. 179 00:10:12,423 --> 00:10:14,926 What am I going to tell the rental company? 180 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:18,513 Well, you can tell them that you parked in Jack's spot. 181 00:10:18,513 --> 00:10:21,390 Anyway. What's your name, girlie? 182 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:25,009 Uh-uh. You're going to deal with him. 183 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,105 Ruby. Ziggy Keane. 184 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,858 I'd love to have a chat with you inside. 185 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,401 OK. 186 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:34,026 Rube, Rube. 187 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:38,199 Jack, you don't think I've finally won the lottery? 188 00:10:38,199 --> 00:10:40,201 No. This is what they do. 189 00:10:40,201 --> 00:10:41,786 They drive around Australia 190 00:10:41,786 --> 00:10:43,871 handing out cheques the size of witchy warts. 191 00:10:43,871 --> 00:10:45,164 Rube, Rube. 192 00:10:45,164 --> 00:10:47,500 She'd be more friendly if she was handing out money. 193 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,327 Rube! What?! What's the matter? 194 00:10:50,419 --> 00:10:52,547 She's not a lottery girl. 195 00:10:52,547 --> 00:10:55,633 How do you know? She's a publisher from Sydney. 196 00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:57,343 A what? 197 00:10:57,343 --> 00:11:00,847 A publisher. Ah, God, you know. Books and stuff. 198 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:02,932 Well, what does she want me for? 199 00:11:02,932 --> 00:11:04,475 She doesn't. 200 00:11:04,475 --> 00:11:06,561 You heard her. She said Ruby Vale. 201 00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:09,105 For fuck's sake, listen to me. She wants me. 202 00:11:09,105 --> 00:11:11,062 I've written a book. 203 00:11:13,234 --> 00:11:15,528 What kind of book? A novel. 204 00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,071 Anyway, anyway. 205 00:11:17,071 --> 00:11:19,532 It's got your name on it. 206 00:11:19,532 --> 00:11:22,493 A book with me in it? 207 00:11:22,493 --> 00:11:25,827 No, a book with your name on it. On the cover. 208 00:11:27,748 --> 00:11:30,209 Like I wrote it? 209 00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:31,752 Yeah. 210 00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:34,714 Oh, shit. 211 00:11:34,714 --> 00:11:36,299 Shit! Shh. 212 00:11:36,299 --> 00:11:37,842 Jack! Rube. 213 00:11:37,842 --> 00:11:39,927 Why didn't you put your name on it? 214 00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:42,096 (Laughs) 215 00:11:42,096 --> 00:11:44,717 It's a, ah... It's a... 216 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,645 A romance novel. 217 00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:52,398 Oh. 218 00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:54,025 Right, see? 219 00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:55,568 (Laughs) 220 00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:58,112 I'm going to get laughed out of town here. 221 00:11:58,112 --> 00:12:00,615 How could you write anything romantic? 222 00:12:00,615 --> 00:12:04,952 Rube, you've got to help me out here. 223 00:12:04,952 --> 00:12:07,788 No. Go in there and tell her yourself. 224 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,874 Rube, I did... Go and tell her. 225 00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:11,959 I didn't know they'd buy it. 226 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,045 I reckon she only wants something else signed. 227 00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:15,880 Have you been forging my name? 228 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,423 Once. When? 229 00:12:17,423 --> 00:12:18,883 On the contract. Oh, Jack! 230 00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:20,343 Don't complicate this. 231 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,803 Bugger off. Hey, Rube. 232 00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:23,131 Bugger off. Rube. 233 00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:29,477 That's Ruby and her dad. He taught her how to fly. 234 00:12:29,477 --> 00:12:31,062 Ah, excuse me, miss. 235 00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:34,649 Sweetie. Oh, Rube. 236 00:12:34,649 --> 00:12:36,651 Flying must run in the family 237 00:12:36,651 --> 00:12:39,403 because your romance book is about to fly through the roof. 238 00:12:39,403 --> 00:12:40,988 With the money you'll make, 239 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:43,074 you won't slave over a hamburger grill. 240 00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:44,617 I don't believe it. 241 00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:46,160 It's a bestseller. 242 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,080 Look, I realise your advance wasn't huge, 243 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,165 but the reaction has been so positive 244 00:12:51,165 --> 00:12:53,251 we'll need you in Sydney for publicity. 245 00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:54,836 Publicity? 246 00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:56,629 We'll do cover signings, TV. 247 00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:58,464 You'll look sensational on TV. 248 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,049 Oh... TV. 249 00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:01,634 I can't go on TV. 250 00:13:01,634 --> 00:13:04,011 We'll fly you first class. First class. 251 00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:08,850 All you've got to do is be yourself and answer questions. 252 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:11,394 Oh, look. I don't know about this. 253 00:13:11,394 --> 00:13:14,605 We're only talking a couple of days at the most. 254 00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,649 I've got a wedding planned. 255 00:13:16,649 --> 00:13:18,192 Whose? Mine. 256 00:13:18,192 --> 00:13:20,278 When? Soon. 257 00:13:20,278 --> 00:13:23,114 Is this the man you're...? No, are you kidding? 258 00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:25,908 So why don't you and Hamish get hitched in Sydney? 259 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:28,327 Brilliant! Jack, I don't think so. 260 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:29,829 Alright, then. 261 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:32,957 Why don't you let us contribute by engaging a professional? 262 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,709 Ruby, that'd be lovely. 263 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,670 A professional what? Well, they do everything. 264 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,755 They do the flowers and the food. 265 00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:41,841 Could we have a big tent? A marquee. 266 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:43,384 Suze. 267 00:13:43,384 --> 00:13:45,470 It's what you wanted. 268 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,889 Sorry I spoke. I'll be in the pub. 269 00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:51,184 Sweetie, we have a serious window of opportunity here. 270 00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,102 Oh. Where's your phone? 271 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,261 Ah, phone's just outside. 272 00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:58,691 Jack. Ruby. 273 00:13:58,691 --> 00:14:01,861 I'll throw in and help pay for your wedding. Alright? 274 00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:04,989 Ruby Vale. $3,000? 275 00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:06,532 That's the book advance. 276 00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:08,826 You get that and a cut on the next book. 277 00:14:08,826 --> 00:14:10,995 Next book? (Laughs ) 278 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:14,578 Rube, shh. A cut of the profits and your wedding paid for. 279 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:23,090 What sort of cut? 80/20. 280 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,635 Oh, 50/50. 60/40. 281 00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:27,178 Oh... Rube. 282 00:14:27,178 --> 00:14:29,263 This is a great opportunity. For who? 283 00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:32,892 For both of us. I get my book sold, you get a trip to Sydney. 284 00:14:32,892 --> 00:14:35,853 I mean, all expenses paid, nice hotel. Come on. 285 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:37,396 Once you get married, 286 00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,482 you're going to be stuck over the border. 287 00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:41,484 You know what Hamish is like. 288 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:44,153 Oh, look. What do I know about writing? 289 00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:46,489 You know, I read flying manuals. 290 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,699 Rube, this is a trashy romance novel. 291 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:50,743 You said it was romantic. 292 00:14:50,743 --> 00:14:53,371 Yeah, whatever. Anyway, blokes aren't meant to write them. 293 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:56,457 Look, I'll talk to Hamish about it. 294 00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:59,669 You can't do that. Rube, what if he tells somebody? 295 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:02,296 Hey, Hamish and I don't have secrets. 296 00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:03,881 Surprise him. 297 00:15:03,881 --> 00:15:06,801 (Sighs) Oh, yeah. Why would he believe I've written a book? 298 00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,427 'Cause you're smart, Rube. 299 00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:10,763 Come on. 300 00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:13,966 I promise not to ask anything else of you, ever. 301 00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,520 OK. 302 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,730 You promise? 303 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:22,767 (Mouths ) Cross your heart. 304 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,445 Uh, it's on the other side, Jack. 305 00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:28,531 At least that's where my heart is. 306 00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:30,616 Any contribution will impress them, Errol. 307 00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:33,072 They're basically beer and finger food people. 308 00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:35,656 Yeah. OK. 309 00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:40,751 Don't you say goodbye to each other in the city? 310 00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,744 Goodbye. 311 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:52,633 I need a lift back to town. I've got a flight at 4:00. 312 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:58,177 Yeah, I'll take you, miss. 313 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,939 OK. I'll just get my things. 314 00:16:01,939 --> 00:16:03,733 Yep. First thing tomorrow. 315 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:07,018 Anyway, as I was saying, this sheila, she said to me... 316 00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:12,700 It's funny, you know. 317 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:16,287 I never thought I could... you know. 318 00:16:16,287 --> 00:16:17,830 What? 319 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,238 Be a writer. 320 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,745 There's a book in everyone, Ruby. 321 00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:32,637 Jeez, Suze! How many times have you got to be told? 322 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,305 You silly woman. 323 00:16:34,305 --> 00:16:36,140 We always get four cases. 324 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,184 Suze. I've got a guest for you. 325 00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:39,936 Oh, hello. 326 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,646 Oh! 327 00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:44,607 Bloody hell. Oh! 328 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:46,692 Well, what are you looking at? 329 00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:48,187 Ruby! Oh. 330 00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:53,574 Come on, Artie. Come on, you like humiliating women. 331 00:16:53,574 --> 00:16:55,493 Come on, try me! Ruby, no. 332 00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:57,036 You... Come on. 333 00:16:57,036 --> 00:16:59,325 Take a shot. Take a shot, you mongrel! 334 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:03,036 Excuse me. Do any of your rooms have a bath? 335 00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,171 You little bitch. 336 00:17:07,171 --> 00:17:08,665 You wimp! 337 00:17:13,427 --> 00:17:15,638 You OK, Ruby? 338 00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:17,181 Yep. 339 00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:22,145 So, um, I'll get you settled in, eh? 340 00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:23,938 a great opportunity this afternoon. 341 00:17:23,938 --> 00:17:26,023 Mr Reece has bred these sheep for 50 years. 342 00:17:26,023 --> 00:17:28,067 We're sad to see them go. 343 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,610 Great sheep. 344 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,279 Represents great value. 345 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:33,906 Go into lots of different areas. Could do a great job. 346 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:37,118 $ 28 to start me? A bidder at $ 28, surely. 347 00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:40,246 $ 28 to go, surely. Starting at $ 28. Surely $ 25. 348 00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:42,331 Hamish. I've got to talk to you. 349 00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,125 Not now, Ruby, I'm busy. 350 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,545 The sheep must be sold. He's bred these sheep for 50 years. 351 00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:50,256 Hey. What? 352 00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:52,758 What would you say if I'd written a book? 353 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,677 Well, that'd be good. 354 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:56,304 Come on, $ 25, surely. 355 00:17:56,304 --> 00:18:01,392 $ 25 to go. Start me off at $ 25. Start me off at your price. 356 00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:03,478 Start me off at your price. MAN: $ 20! 357 00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:05,021 $ 20, $ 20 bid now. 358 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,564 Bid $ 20, bid $ 20... 359 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:08,566 They're looking pretty good, Mr Reece. 360 00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:10,109 Who? 361 00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:11,777 The sheep. They look good. 362 00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:14,155 I'm bid $ 20, bid $ 20 now. I'm bid $ 20. 363 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,990 Whoa! I'm bid $ 22. 364 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,284 $ 22, thank you. I'll be $ 22 bid now. 365 00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:20,077 $ 22, I'm bid $ 22. Whoa! 366 00:18:20,077 --> 00:18:22,371 I'm bid $ 23. $ 23 the bid now. 367 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:23,873 I'm bid $ 24. Whoa! 368 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,708 $ 24 bidder. $ 24 bid now. 369 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,169 I'm bid $ 24. $ 24 bidder. I'm bid $ 24 now. 370 00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:30,421 Whoa! $ 25. The bids are in front. 371 00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,215 Bid's up the left hand side. 372 00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:34,175 $ 25 bidder. $ 25, $ 25. $ 25. 373 00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:35,717 Stopping at $ 25 - sold. 374 00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:43,726 That's illegal, you know. 375 00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:45,386 What, swatting flies? 376 00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:50,149 Guess what! What? 377 00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:53,361 I've got this book. What, about flying? 378 00:18:53,361 --> 00:18:56,948 No, um, but it'll pay for our wedding. 379 00:18:56,948 --> 00:18:58,533 The wedding? The book? 380 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,572 Hamish. We need you up here. 381 00:19:01,661 --> 00:19:03,746 Is this a joke? 382 00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:05,331 It's all sorted out. 383 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,000 I've just got to go to Sydney for a few days. 384 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,794 The wedding's paid for? Yep. 385 00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,879 Everything you wanted? 386 00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:14,002 Hamish. Come on, mate. 387 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:19,008 So we're getting married? 388 00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,683 You getting hitched? 389 00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:25,177 Yep. 390 00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:30,022 ( 'MAIRI'S WEDDING' BAGPIPE MARCH PLAYS ) 391 00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,899 ( THUNDER ROLLS ) 392 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,943 (Men cheer and shout) 393 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:36,434 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 394 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:50,334 ALL: One, two, three! 395 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:53,671 (All cheer) 396 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:56,209 Come on, Hamish! 397 00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,212 Watch my light fittings. 398 00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:04,348 Hey, Hamish. Scull that, scull that. 399 00:20:04,348 --> 00:20:07,435 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. WOMAN: Hamish. 400 00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:09,145 Hamish! Eh! Oh. 401 00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:10,855 Hamish, straight ahead. 402 00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,565 Is that you, Jack? 403 00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,775 Straight ahead. Come on. Keep going, that's good. 404 00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:16,519 Keep coming! 405 00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:24,452 ( WATER DRIPS ) Oh, bugger. 406 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,582 I hope we don't get an offer on this place 407 00:20:29,582 --> 00:20:31,250 during a rainstorm. 408 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,711 It's funny you should say that. 409 00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:35,838 Why? Do you know someone? 410 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:37,630 You're looking straight at her. 411 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,635 Oh, Suze. 412 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,220 I'm dead serious. 413 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,888 I want to buy it, Rube. 414 00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:46,307 What about Artie? 415 00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:47,975 I've got a bit stashed away. 416 00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:52,313 Not enough. Just need a little more time. 417 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:55,316 He doesn't know about this, does he? 418 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:58,444 He'll come round. 419 00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:00,738 Ah! (All shout) Hamish! Hamish! 420 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:02,281 Hamish! Hamish! 421 00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:04,951 Go left! Come on. 422 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:07,995 Turn around to your left! Straight on! 423 00:21:07,995 --> 00:21:10,331 Hamish, to your right! Whoa! 424 00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:13,084 Oh! Arggh. 425 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:15,373 Oh, shit. 426 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:19,090 I didn't get laid, Jacko. 427 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,717 You're here for our enjoyment, not yours. 428 00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:23,427 Enjoyment? 429 00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:25,429 Christ. 430 00:21:25,429 --> 00:21:28,724 I'm going to be a married man. 431 00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:30,384 (Laughs quietly) 432 00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:34,137 Half your luck, mate. 433 00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:43,739 I'm buggered if I know when Ruby had time to write that book. 434 00:21:43,739 --> 00:21:45,282 Mmm. 435 00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:49,620 Maybe I should read it. Nah. 436 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,824 Ah, it's girlish schmalzy crap, mate. 437 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,668 Have you read it? 438 00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:57,712 No. God, no. 439 00:21:57,712 --> 00:22:00,423 It's... Seen them in supermarkets. 440 00:22:00,423 --> 00:22:01,966 Oh. 441 00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:05,803 Yeah. Yeah, girls hanging off gay, fine-looking blokes. 442 00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:07,511 Yeah, that's them. 443 00:22:10,558 --> 00:22:12,301 Wankers. 444 00:22:13,644 --> 00:22:16,063 Hey, maybe I'm in it. 445 00:22:16,063 --> 00:22:17,899 Nah. 446 00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:19,984 Brave-Hamish-heart. 447 00:22:19,984 --> 00:22:21,941 (Both laugh) 448 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:26,157 It might be a bit of an earner. You never know. 449 00:22:26,157 --> 00:22:28,114 Well, I need a new Landcruiser. 450 00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:31,704 Ah. 451 00:22:31,704 --> 00:22:34,248 Are you still giving Ruby a lift to Sydney? 452 00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:36,620 Absolutely. I'm going there anyway. 453 00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:40,046 Thanks, mate. No worries. 454 00:22:40,046 --> 00:22:42,965 No. I really appreciate it. 455 00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,875 Yeah. Alright. 456 00:22:49,555 --> 00:22:54,143 Mmm. Might get you to look after Lance. 457 00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:55,637 Yeah. 458 00:22:57,188 --> 00:22:59,062 Hey. 459 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,487 How does a bloke really know if he's... 460 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:05,981 What? 461 00:23:07,073 --> 00:23:08,741 ..ringing the bells? 462 00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:10,910 Ah, come on, Hamish. 463 00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,453 (Sighs) 464 00:23:12,453 --> 00:23:14,539 I've been with lots of girls, but... 465 00:23:14,539 --> 00:23:16,290 What are you talking about? 466 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:18,247 Orgasm. What? 467 00:23:21,587 --> 00:23:25,371 They fake it, don't they? No. 468 00:23:26,634 --> 00:23:28,636 It's not what I've heard. 469 00:23:28,636 --> 00:23:30,888 Hamish, it's all to do with chemistry. 470 00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:32,431 Jeez, are you alright? 471 00:23:32,431 --> 00:23:34,976 (Vomits ) 472 00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:38,843 Arggh. Ah. 473 00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:42,890 Oh. 474 00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:45,820 Chemistry was my best subject. 475 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,563 (Laughs) 476 00:23:48,656 --> 00:23:51,147 ( SOFT GUITAR MUSIC, COCK CROWS ) 477 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:01,878 (Groans ) Lance. Lance. 478 00:24:01,878 --> 00:24:03,372 (Groans ) 479 00:24:07,341 --> 00:24:09,760 (Sighs) 480 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,596 Tom. G'day, Jack. 481 00:24:11,596 --> 00:24:13,090 Morning. 482 00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:17,683 Where's Miss Ziggy? Not up yet? 483 00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:21,772 What are they doing? 484 00:24:21,772 --> 00:24:23,900 Chatting about the book, I guess. 485 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,943 Where did Hamish sleep last night? 486 00:24:25,943 --> 00:24:29,322 Er...dunno. In the...in the pub? 487 00:24:29,322 --> 00:24:31,699 I found him lying in the street. 488 00:24:31,699 --> 00:24:33,534 Oh. 489 00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:35,119 Whoopsie. 490 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:39,207 Well, a couple of years back I lost my dad in a car accident 491 00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:41,000 and, um... 492 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,921 ..about eight years ago my mum ran away to be a club singer. 493 00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:47,757 Actually, Ruby, I just wanna know 494 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:49,550 about when you started writing. 495 00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:51,260 Where you get your inspiration... 496 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,304 Oh. Don't you know this stuff? 497 00:24:53,304 --> 00:24:56,682 OK. Sweetie, what about we start with your next book? 498 00:24:56,682 --> 00:24:58,342 Hi, Jack. 499 00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:02,730 (Sighs ) Had breakfast? I don't eat breakfast. 500 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,438 Oh. (Tuts) 501 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:08,069 This is great. 502 00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:11,364 So you reckon our Ruby is a good writer? 503 00:25:11,364 --> 00:25:13,449 Terrific. Where's my ride? 504 00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:15,660 Oh, Pete. He won't be long. 505 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,403 He's probably out the back. 506 00:25:18,496 --> 00:25:21,457 Taking a piss. Filling up. How's it going, kiddo? 507 00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:24,335 Ziggy was just asking me about my next book. 508 00:25:24,335 --> 00:25:26,420 Yeah. So if you'll excuse us... 509 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:28,128 Sure. 510 00:25:29,423 --> 00:25:31,384 Yeah. 511 00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:35,179 Well, it's about, um...love... 512 00:25:35,179 --> 00:25:36,887 ..and... 513 00:25:38,141 --> 00:25:42,353 ..the war and honour and all that stuff. 514 00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:43,980 (Clears throat) 515 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:46,232 Which war, did you say? 516 00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:48,770 (Mouths words ) Um... 517 00:25:49,861 --> 00:25:53,775 Er...Boer. The Boer War. 518 00:25:54,866 --> 00:25:56,534 Good setting. 519 00:25:56,534 --> 00:25:58,906 Oh, you think so? What's it called? 520 00:26:02,832 --> 00:26:04,326 'African Lovers... 521 00:26:06,127 --> 00:26:07,837 '..In Africa'. 522 00:26:07,837 --> 00:26:09,922 I'm looking for a selling point here, Ruby. 523 00:26:09,922 --> 00:26:12,425 'Love In Africa'. 524 00:26:12,425 --> 00:26:14,468 'Love In Africa'? Yep. 525 00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:18,097 'Love In Africa'. 526 00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:21,976 You know what my favourite bit about your story was? 527 00:26:21,976 --> 00:26:23,644 What? 528 00:26:23,644 --> 00:26:25,563 The big argument. 529 00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:27,982 Great female perspective. 530 00:26:27,982 --> 00:26:30,610 They're slugging it out, absolute equals, 531 00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,236 and then he leaves her - 532 00:26:32,236 --> 00:26:34,644 still filled with so much love for her. 533 00:26:36,782 --> 00:26:41,787 Mind you, we are stretching the reality parameter a little. 534 00:26:41,787 --> 00:26:43,956 Oh, I don't know about that. 535 00:26:43,956 --> 00:26:46,292 I reckon some of the best lovers in history 536 00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,294 fought like bloody dogs on heat. 537 00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:51,297 Of course. Kate and Petruchio. 538 00:26:51,297 --> 00:26:53,705 Yeah. 539 00:26:56,427 --> 00:26:59,889 You wanna know what my favourite part of the book was? 540 00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:01,432 The ending. 541 00:27:01,432 --> 00:27:02,975 Oh, perfect. 542 00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:05,978 I know. I slogged my guts out over that one. 543 00:27:05,978 --> 00:27:09,232 Jack, your eggs are ready! 544 00:27:09,232 --> 00:27:11,234 I suppose he was the one 545 00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:13,319 making all that primal noise last night. 546 00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:15,738 I hardly slept a wink. Don't you like him? 547 00:27:15,738 --> 00:27:18,194 Hey, miss! Let's get going, eh? 548 00:27:19,325 --> 00:27:20,903 (Farts ) 549 00:27:23,496 --> 00:27:25,535 ( INSECTS CHIRP ) 550 00:27:29,877 --> 00:27:32,046 ( WALKMAN'S EARPHONES JANGLE ) 551 00:27:32,046 --> 00:27:34,169 (Hums along tunelessly) 552 00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:40,888 Rube? 553 00:27:40,888 --> 00:27:44,350 Oh! Where the hell have you been? 554 00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:47,185 You're so un-bloody-reliable. 555 00:27:48,271 --> 00:27:49,814 (Sighs) 556 00:27:49,814 --> 00:27:51,688 Where's the book? 557 00:27:53,985 --> 00:27:55,570 What's this? 558 00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:57,155 Well, it's my book. 559 00:27:57,155 --> 00:28:01,117 Oh. Don't you have one with a cover and...and all that? 560 00:28:01,117 --> 00:28:03,828 Had a whole box of them till Lance pissed in it. 561 00:28:03,828 --> 00:28:05,746 I didn't take it personally. 562 00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:08,124 Mmm. Don't believe it. 563 00:28:08,124 --> 00:28:09,618 What? 564 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,129 Do you reckon Ziggy smells a rat? 565 00:28:13,129 --> 00:28:14,872 Nah. No way. 566 00:28:16,632 --> 00:28:18,634 What do you think of her? 567 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:20,178 Who? Ziggy. 568 00:28:20,178 --> 00:28:22,680 She's not your type. How would you know? 569 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,850 Jack, you live in a truck with a smelly dog. 570 00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:27,518 Oh. Is that a 'no'? 571 00:28:27,518 --> 00:28:29,729 She wouldn't see you as a catch. 572 00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:31,731 Well, I don't wanna get married. 573 00:28:31,731 --> 00:28:33,524 You blokes never do. 574 00:28:33,524 --> 00:28:35,018 (Clears throat) 575 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:42,783 Have, er...have you and Hamish set a date yet? 576 00:28:42,783 --> 00:28:44,494 Yeah. 577 00:28:44,494 --> 00:28:46,320 Oh. 23rd. 578 00:28:47,455 --> 00:28:53,628 (Clears throat) 579 00:28:53,628 --> 00:28:56,712 ( GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC ) 580 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:34,748 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 581 00:30:30,225 --> 00:30:31,935 What the hell's she doing? 582 00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:34,604 Why's she still up there, Mack? 583 00:30:34,604 --> 00:30:36,680 She's meant to be driving to Sydney. 584 00:30:37,774 --> 00:30:40,230 I think she's just having fun. 585 00:30:43,029 --> 00:30:45,115 I'd be as sick as a dog. 586 00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:46,825 ( AIRCRAFT ENGINE STUTTERS ) Uh-oh. 587 00:30:46,825 --> 00:30:49,861 What? It's just stalling. 588 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,019 RUBY: Want a ride? 589 00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:16,104 What...what were you doing up there? 590 00:31:16,104 --> 00:31:17,647 I was flying. 591 00:31:17,647 --> 00:31:21,192 You scared the hell out of me. It's safer than driving. 592 00:31:21,192 --> 00:31:23,278 It'll be dark soon. Jack's been waiting. 593 00:31:23,278 --> 00:31:25,155 I had to spray Patterson's place. 594 00:31:25,155 --> 00:31:29,659 Anyway, Jack can wait. I won't see you for a few days. 595 00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,828 You can't go like that. No. 596 00:31:31,828 --> 00:31:34,615 Ha! Ta-da! 597 00:31:36,082 --> 00:31:38,168 I haven't had a chance to tell you 598 00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:40,253 how amazing I think all this is. 599 00:31:40,253 --> 00:31:41,296 What? 600 00:31:41,296 --> 00:31:42,839 Well, you know...the book. 601 00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:45,592 Oh. Hi, Jack. Sorry I'm late. No worries. 602 00:31:45,592 --> 00:31:47,761 (Grunts ) 603 00:31:47,761 --> 00:31:50,263 Go on, boy, get down from there. 604 00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,923 Go on. 605 00:31:54,142 --> 00:31:55,644 I'll miss you. 606 00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:57,354 (Kisses dog) 607 00:31:57,354 --> 00:31:59,689 Lance loves a bit of Sinatra. (Lance whimpers ) 608 00:31:59,689 --> 00:32:01,775 Yeah? Thanks, mate. 609 00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:04,266 (Groans ) Give us a kiss, Hamish. 610 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:09,491 I really love you, Ruby. Yeah. Me too. 611 00:32:09,491 --> 00:32:11,076 (Honks horn) 612 00:32:11,076 --> 00:32:14,112 Jesus, Jack. 613 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:21,868 (Starts engine) 614 00:32:27,092 --> 00:32:28,883 So you like Sinatra? 615 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:32,639 (Sings) ♪ Strangers in the night... ♪ 616 00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:34,850 (Whimpers) 617 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,935 Don't worry, mate, he's gone to heaven. 618 00:32:36,935 --> 00:32:38,645 Go on, get in the truck. 619 00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:40,439 Go on! Good dog. 620 00:32:40,439 --> 00:32:42,941 Oh, bugger! 621 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:45,319 What? I forgot my walkman. 622 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:48,355 I can't lie and cheat without my music. 623 00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:55,496 OK, what's my next book about? 624 00:32:55,496 --> 00:32:57,915 Let's just concentrate on the first one. 625 00:32:57,915 --> 00:32:59,500 (Laughs ) Oh, bloody hell. 626 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,502 You'll have to watch your mouth - 627 00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:03,212 no bloodies, buggers, Jesus... 628 00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:06,794 Oh, fuck. If I can't say bugger or Jesus, what can I say? 629 00:33:09,176 --> 00:33:10,719 Stop it. 630 00:33:10,719 --> 00:33:13,138 I'm going to be your manager, OK? 631 00:33:13,138 --> 00:33:16,058 What do you know about being a manager? 632 00:33:16,058 --> 00:33:18,268 More than you know about writing books. 633 00:33:18,268 --> 00:33:21,939 Whose name's up there, Jack? It's just a name, Rube. 634 00:33:21,939 --> 00:33:24,191 Yeah! But it's mine! 635 00:33:24,191 --> 00:33:26,985 ( ROY ORBISON SINGS ) (Groans ) 636 00:33:26,985 --> 00:33:29,363 You should've been a Traveling Wilbury. 637 00:33:29,363 --> 00:33:33,742 ♪ This fever for you is just burning me up... ♪ 638 00:33:33,742 --> 00:33:39,623 (Both sing) ♪ Inside 639 00:33:39,623 --> 00:33:42,960 ♪ I drove all night 640 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,332 ♪ To get to you 641 00:33:46,421 --> 00:33:49,758 ♪ Is that alright? 642 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:53,554 ♪ I drove all night 643 00:33:53,554 --> 00:33:56,640 ♪ Crept in your room 644 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,768 ♪ Woke you from your sleep 645 00:33:59,768 --> 00:34:02,980 ♪ To make love to you... ♪ (Ejects tape) 646 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,723 Oh. 647 00:34:07,401 --> 00:34:10,152 Don't wanna get bulldust in there, do we? 648 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:15,576 (Gasps ) Wow! 649 00:34:15,576 --> 00:34:17,703 It's just like a little house back there. 650 00:34:17,703 --> 00:34:19,826 Hey. Hey. Mind your own business. 651 00:34:20,914 --> 00:34:24,084 Have you read my book yet? Ah. Yep. 652 00:34:24,084 --> 00:34:26,670 Just started. 653 00:34:26,670 --> 00:34:29,006 Oh! Oh, for fuck's sake, Rube! 654 00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:30,549 Bugger. 655 00:34:30,549 --> 00:34:32,259 (Sighs) 656 00:34:32,259 --> 00:34:37,639 Um, er...I've read those pages. 657 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,513 Yep. I've read them. 658 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:45,557 (Sighs) 659 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:49,936 What kind of questions are they gonna ask me, Jack? 660 00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:54,528 The usual stuff. Yeah? What's that? 661 00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:58,619 Your background, the book's characters... 662 00:34:58,619 --> 00:35:02,998 Story analysis - what dictates your influence 663 00:35:02,998 --> 00:35:06,168 on the main body and structure of the story. 664 00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:08,921 The use of romance cliches, which I should tell you 665 00:35:08,921 --> 00:35:11,006 are expected in this type of rubbish. 666 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:13,378 But those questions you can gloss over. 667 00:35:14,468 --> 00:35:16,507 I don't know. Just be yourself, Rube. 668 00:35:28,607 --> 00:35:31,276 You should see this country from the air, Jack. 669 00:35:31,276 --> 00:35:32,986 (Laughs ) No, thanks. 670 00:35:32,986 --> 00:35:34,905 Gazing out of God's window - 671 00:35:34,905 --> 00:35:37,776 that's what Dad used to call it. 672 00:35:42,704 --> 00:35:44,331 You know what? 673 00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:46,500 This Virginia girl's just like me. 674 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,825 Virginia? 675 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,297 This girl's just like me. 676 00:35:52,297 --> 00:35:55,801 Rube, she's from an Adelaide shipping family. 677 00:35:55,801 --> 00:35:57,970 Ah, well... 678 00:35:57,970 --> 00:35:59,843 She's me with money. 679 00:36:02,766 --> 00:36:06,265 Ha! Jesus, this is like looking in a mirror. 680 00:36:10,774 --> 00:36:12,814 I like this bloke Brian. 681 00:36:16,572 --> 00:36:19,992 How do you write sex scenes? What? 682 00:36:19,992 --> 00:36:22,494 Well, do you look at 'Playboys' 683 00:36:22,494 --> 00:36:24,534 and read erotic books and stuff? 684 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:30,586 I read 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' when I was 10. 685 00:36:30,586 --> 00:36:32,662 That must've been an eye-opener. 686 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,792 Mmm. Women mature earlier. 687 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,388 This Virginia girl says 'bugger' all the time. 688 00:36:41,388 --> 00:36:42,930 I do that. 689 00:36:45,642 --> 00:36:49,146 Brian's kind of like you. He's nothing like me. 690 00:36:49,146 --> 00:36:51,440 Drives a truck. Anyway, he gets killed. 691 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,982 You get killed? 692 00:36:54,902 --> 00:36:56,653 (Groans ) 693 00:36:56,653 --> 00:36:58,776 ( INSECTS CHIRP ) 694 00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:04,028 ''I felt purged by her persuasive scent 695 00:37:04,028 --> 00:37:07,656 ''that lingered in every crevice of my being, 696 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:10,868 ''stirring my emotions into a whirlwind - 697 00:37:10,868 --> 00:37:15,577 ''something exquisite, an ecstasy beyond my experience.'' 698 00:37:16,665 --> 00:37:19,999 You wrote this on a Shell napkin. 699 00:37:21,128 --> 00:37:23,923 Jesus. It's not meant to be read out aloud, alright? 700 00:37:23,923 --> 00:37:25,547 Why not? 701 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:29,929 Hey, hey. Your thing's on fire. 702 00:37:29,929 --> 00:37:31,886 (Laughs) 703 00:37:37,436 --> 00:37:39,559 The character's, um... 704 00:37:42,316 --> 00:37:45,277 He's kind of thinking it to himself 705 00:37:45,277 --> 00:37:47,738 as he...as he rides along. 706 00:37:47,738 --> 00:37:49,232 Oh. 707 00:37:51,033 --> 00:37:53,327 Oh, my God. 708 00:37:53,327 --> 00:37:56,539 (Gasps ) Jesus! 709 00:37:56,539 --> 00:37:59,623 Brian's drowning in the swollen river. 710 00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:04,705 I'm gonna hit the hay. 711 00:38:14,056 --> 00:38:17,309 You, um, take care of the fire? 712 00:38:17,309 --> 00:38:19,219 Mm-hm. 713 00:38:24,817 --> 00:38:26,902 You can sleep in the cab. 714 00:38:26,902 --> 00:38:30,485 No, no. I want to sleep up there on the trailer. 715 00:38:31,274 --> 00:38:32,942 OK. 716 00:38:32,942 --> 00:38:34,986 Don't whinge to me in the morning 717 00:38:34,986 --> 00:38:37,144 when you're covered with mosquito bites. 718 00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:44,152 ( REFLECTIVE MUSIC ) 719 00:38:55,047 --> 00:38:56,674 Jack! 720 00:38:56,674 --> 00:38:58,216 What? 721 00:38:59,844 --> 00:39:01,421 'Night. 722 00:39:02,513 --> 00:39:04,221 Go to sleep. 723 00:39:09,395 --> 00:39:12,016 ( MUSIC SWELLS ) 724 00:40:16,879 --> 00:40:19,204 What do you think? 725 00:40:23,970 --> 00:40:27,723 (Sniffs, sighs ) 726 00:40:27,723 --> 00:40:29,267 (Blows ) 727 00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:31,561 Hey, no, no, no! Not that one... 728 00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,138 Oh. 729 00:40:34,522 --> 00:40:37,060 I'll...I'll learn this page by heart. 730 00:40:43,656 --> 00:40:45,866 I'm a pretty good writer, aren't I? 731 00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:48,571 Don't let it go to your head. 732 00:40:55,293 --> 00:40:57,962 Jack! (Whispers ) What? 733 00:40:57,962 --> 00:41:00,840 I don't know why you had to kill Brian. 734 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,046 ( SILENCE ) 735 00:41:10,182 --> 00:41:12,305 ( FERRY HORN SOUNDS ) 736 00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:16,346 ( HYDRAULIC BRAKES APPLY ) 737 00:41:19,483 --> 00:41:21,690 Oh, God. 738 00:41:22,778 --> 00:41:26,313 Promise me you won't babble on with these publishing people. 739 00:41:31,078 --> 00:41:35,076 Oi. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. Just be yourself. 740 00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:38,502 Oh, my God! 741 00:41:38,502 --> 00:41:41,130 Oh, wow! Oh, yeah! 742 00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:43,170 Look at the size of that poster! 743 00:41:44,258 --> 00:41:47,508 Where'd they get that awful picture of me? 744 00:41:49,096 --> 00:41:51,182 Jack?! Can I help you, sir? 745 00:41:51,182 --> 00:41:54,352 Er, yeah. I'm here with Ruby Vale. We wanna see Ziggy. 746 00:41:54,352 --> 00:41:56,103 Oh. You are...? 747 00:41:56,103 --> 00:41:57,605 Jack. Jack Willis. 748 00:41:57,605 --> 00:42:01,192 Jack...Ruby...you should've called from the airport. 749 00:42:01,192 --> 00:42:02,735 I could've sent a car. 750 00:42:02,735 --> 00:42:05,988 No, we came down in Jack's rig because Jack can't fly. 751 00:42:05,988 --> 00:42:08,064 He gets airsick, don't you, Jack? 752 00:42:09,158 --> 00:42:11,702 You didn't park outside? 753 00:42:11,702 --> 00:42:14,988 Yeah. Yeah, there was just enough room. 754 00:42:16,082 --> 00:42:17,875 (Brightly) Right. 755 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:20,378 Welcome to Sydney, Ruby. Thank you. 756 00:42:20,378 --> 00:42:23,047 I'm sure you'll approve of what we've prepared. 757 00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:25,716 Oh...um, yeah. 758 00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:28,386 Invitation...list. 759 00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:31,973 ZIGGY: Oh, yes. The big wedding. 760 00:42:31,973 --> 00:42:34,058 We're supplying a guy to organise everything. 761 00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:36,763 195 guests. (Splutters ) 762 00:42:37,853 --> 00:42:39,397 Shit. Sorry. 763 00:42:39,397 --> 00:42:43,150 You live in the outback and you know 195 people? 764 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:46,195 She'll probably cut down on that, won't you, Rube? 765 00:42:46,195 --> 00:42:47,820 Um, maybe. 766 00:42:49,198 --> 00:42:52,827 Except that's not counting Hamish's brother's family. 767 00:42:52,827 --> 00:42:55,037 There's six of them and they live in Singapore. 768 00:42:55,037 --> 00:42:56,414 ALL: Oh. 769 00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:58,453 I should call Hamish. 770 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:03,754 Well, Ruby, I think these reviews will buck you up. 771 00:43:03,754 --> 00:43:05,379 Read them out loud. 772 00:43:08,467 --> 00:43:10,219 (Clears throat) 773 00:43:10,219 --> 00:43:13,890 Um, ''A timeless raw lust to her work 774 00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:17,226 ''that doesn't kowtow to vogue niceties. 775 00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:22,607 ''No Rodeo Drive sexual caresses for this woman.'' 776 00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:24,275 Mmm. 777 00:43:24,275 --> 00:43:28,613 ''Her primal sexual overtones are the stuff of epic romance. 778 00:43:28,613 --> 00:43:31,732 ''A female Wilbur Smith of the love jungle.'' 779 00:43:32,825 --> 00:43:34,452 Oh. Wow. 780 00:43:34,452 --> 00:43:36,537 MAN: We're very proud. (Whistles) Wow. 781 00:43:36,537 --> 00:43:39,332 OK, Ruby, why don't you tell us 782 00:43:39,332 --> 00:43:41,459 how you modelled your ''sacrificed hero'' 783 00:43:41,459 --> 00:43:43,002 on your fiance? 784 00:43:43,002 --> 00:43:45,588 It's very romantic. 785 00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:50,259 Oh, um, Hamish is nothing like Brian... 786 00:43:50,259 --> 00:43:51,802 ..is he, Jack? 787 00:43:51,802 --> 00:43:53,346 No. No. 788 00:43:53,346 --> 00:43:55,056 Who is he like, then? 789 00:43:55,056 --> 00:43:58,517 Er...I don't know. 790 00:43:58,517 --> 00:44:01,312 Um, kind of... Jack? 791 00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:04,148 Oh, come on, Ruby, you must've had someone... 792 00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:06,901 Well, he's more like an antihero. 793 00:44:06,901 --> 00:44:08,653 Yeah. An antihero. 794 00:44:08,653 --> 00:44:10,196 An antihero. 795 00:44:10,196 --> 00:44:11,690 Right. 796 00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:14,659 (Shakily) Er, Jack's my manager. 797 00:44:14,659 --> 00:44:18,454 He knows a lot about business, don't you, Jack? 798 00:44:18,454 --> 00:44:20,660 Oh, absolutely. 799 00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,961 OK, then...your itinerary - 800 00:44:24,961 --> 00:44:27,129 we've got you in a great hotel. 801 00:44:27,129 --> 00:44:29,215 You can settle in there this afternoon 802 00:44:29,215 --> 00:44:31,217 and I'd like to include you both 803 00:44:31,217 --> 00:44:33,010 in a publishing reception tonight. 804 00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:35,096 That means a new dress, sweetie, 805 00:44:35,096 --> 00:44:36,639 and a complete makeover. 806 00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:39,593 A what? Makeover. 807 00:44:47,525 --> 00:44:49,932 Lance, stay in the car. (Lance whimpers ) 808 00:44:51,112 --> 00:44:52,905 Hamish. 809 00:44:52,905 --> 00:44:54,615 G'day, Mack. 810 00:44:54,615 --> 00:44:56,857 Big day looming? Yeah. 811 00:44:57,952 --> 00:44:59,787 I'll just grab Ruby's gear. 812 00:44:59,787 --> 00:45:01,372 Right. 813 00:45:01,372 --> 00:45:02,999 Just wander in? 814 00:45:02,999 --> 00:45:05,084 I'll show you where it is. 815 00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:06,627 How're you goin'? 816 00:45:06,627 --> 00:45:08,121 No complaints. 817 00:45:11,799 --> 00:45:13,634 They're under the bench. 818 00:45:13,634 --> 00:45:15,720 There's a trunk and a box. 819 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:18,848 But leave the log books. She's going to need them. 820 00:45:18,848 --> 00:45:20,433 Yep. 821 00:45:20,433 --> 00:45:22,924 Hamish, what do you think of this? 822 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:27,436 ''I was never one to believe in love at first sight. 823 00:45:28,608 --> 00:45:30,735 ''That first explosive moment 824 00:45:30,735 --> 00:45:33,486 ''when eyes locked for what seemed... 825 00:45:36,198 --> 00:45:37,693 ''..an eternity.'' 826 00:45:38,784 --> 00:45:40,870 I found it out on the highway. 827 00:45:40,870 --> 00:45:43,112 I reckon it's Ruby's. 828 00:45:44,207 --> 00:45:45,914 Thanks, mate. 829 00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:49,253 I'm gonna miss this old girl. 830 00:45:49,253 --> 00:45:52,753 Yeah. I wish she'd get rid of it. 831 00:45:53,841 --> 00:45:55,927 I'm the last bloke to know anything 832 00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:58,012 unless some dog's got a disease. 833 00:45:58,012 --> 00:45:59,506 Huh? 834 00:46:00,598 --> 00:46:02,141 (Burps) 835 00:46:02,141 --> 00:46:04,383 That's Jack's writing, isn't it? 836 00:46:05,478 --> 00:46:07,850 Oh, Lord! 837 00:46:09,482 --> 00:46:12,610 I tell you who's been writing romance novels. 838 00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:14,270 Not you, that's for sure. 839 00:46:16,030 --> 00:46:20,618 ''I was never one to believe in love at first sight.'' 840 00:46:20,618 --> 00:46:22,286 Bloody hell. I do. 841 00:46:22,286 --> 00:46:24,908 What do you reckon, eh? In like Flynn. 842 00:46:31,921 --> 00:46:33,581 Room service. 843 00:46:35,633 --> 00:46:37,969 Rube? 844 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:40,424 Come on, Rube, it's getting late. 845 00:46:42,098 --> 00:46:43,640 Bloody hell. 846 00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,597 Rube, what's happened? 847 00:46:58,322 --> 00:47:00,030 Bloody hell. 848 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,779 All you had to do was just turn up and smile. 849 00:47:08,499 --> 00:47:10,539 Well, ready when you are. 850 00:47:11,836 --> 00:47:15,287 Jack, I don't know anything about, like... 851 00:47:16,382 --> 00:47:19,051 ..analysis and all that stuff. 852 00:47:19,051 --> 00:47:20,636 I'm just bullshitting you. 853 00:47:20,636 --> 00:47:23,306 They don't give a bugger about that kind of stuff. 854 00:47:25,850 --> 00:47:29,061 Ziggy said romantic books sell. 855 00:47:29,061 --> 00:47:30,605 Yeah. Absolutely. 856 00:47:30,605 --> 00:47:32,565 Lots of people like them. Yeah. 857 00:47:32,565 --> 00:47:35,693 You should be out there telling them you did it. 858 00:47:35,693 --> 00:47:37,769 I mean, they're your words, Jack. 859 00:47:38,863 --> 00:47:41,365 And I reckon if you're writing from the heart, 860 00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:43,492 who gives a stuff about the others? 861 00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:45,532 I don't write from the heart. 862 00:47:46,704 --> 00:47:48,412 Why not? 863 00:47:55,213 --> 00:47:56,755 (Sighs) 864 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,385 OK, kiddo, I'm going to sort this mess out 865 00:48:01,385 --> 00:48:03,508 and get you on a plane home. 866 00:48:07,266 --> 00:48:09,010 Sorry about your wedding. 867 00:48:10,311 --> 00:48:12,932 ( INTRODUCTION TO 'SUDDENLY' BY SORAYA ) 868 00:48:15,107 --> 00:48:16,602 Thanks, mate. 869 00:48:18,152 --> 00:48:20,109 Hi there. Hi. 870 00:48:26,702 --> 00:48:29,830 SONG: ♪ A thousand eyes looking at me 871 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:34,460 ♪ But yours is the look that goes right through me 872 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:38,172 ♪ And I cannot hide from your stare 873 00:48:38,172 --> 00:48:40,174 ♪ Should I let you in? ♪ 874 00:48:40,174 --> 00:48:42,051 G'day. ♪ Do I dare? 875 00:48:42,051 --> 00:48:46,264 ♪ Some other hands have tried before 876 00:48:46,264 --> 00:48:50,810 ♪ But yours is the touch that makes me want more... ♪ 877 00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:52,478 Oh, no, thanks. 878 00:48:52,478 --> 00:48:54,605 ♪ And I cannot hide the urgency 879 00:48:54,605 --> 00:48:57,358 ♪ To have you lying here with me... ♪ 880 00:48:57,358 --> 00:48:59,360 Oh. Just excuse me, Bobby. 881 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,779 Where have you been? I got to talk to you. 882 00:49:01,779 --> 00:49:03,364 Nice suit. 883 00:49:03,364 --> 00:49:05,191 Kind of retro. 884 00:49:06,409 --> 00:49:09,453 Antihero, huh? I'm here to talk about Ruby. 885 00:49:09,453 --> 00:49:11,163 Oh, don't worry about her. 886 00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:12,823 She's doing just fine. 887 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:17,122 I'll leave you to chat to your client. 888 00:49:18,546 --> 00:49:23,342 ♪ But yours are the ones that will never fade away 889 00:49:23,342 --> 00:49:27,263 ♪ And I cannot hide from their sound 890 00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:31,225 ♪ I am mesmerised, spinning round and round 891 00:49:31,225 --> 00:49:33,477 ♪ Some other hearts... ♪ What do you think? 892 00:49:33,477 --> 00:49:36,188 ♪ Have tried to steal mine... ♪ Apart from the colour. 893 00:49:36,188 --> 00:49:37,440 Ruby! 894 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,812 I'm Wilbur Smith of the love jungle. 895 00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:44,609 So where the hell have you been, mister? 896 00:49:46,658 --> 00:49:48,326 Rube. 897 00:49:48,326 --> 00:49:50,203 ♪ Suddenly in my life... ♪ 898 00:49:50,203 --> 00:49:52,205 Go and grab me a drink. 899 00:49:52,205 --> 00:49:54,416 A champagne, please. 900 00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,835 MAN: Who did that? Thanks for coming. 901 00:49:56,835 --> 00:50:00,088 Uh-oh, the Lone Ranger's arrived. 902 00:50:00,088 --> 00:50:02,215 What are you going to do with him? 903 00:50:02,215 --> 00:50:04,551 He's only some trucker friend along for the ride. 904 00:50:04,551 --> 00:50:06,094 Whatever. 905 00:50:06,094 --> 00:50:08,972 Our Ruby's the darling of the night. Henry. 906 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:11,182 You really think there's another book in her? 907 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:13,643 The partners want her on the dotted line, Ralph. 908 00:50:13,643 --> 00:50:15,303 Thanks. 909 00:50:16,855 --> 00:50:19,357 Sorry I was mean about your suit. 910 00:50:19,357 --> 00:50:21,818 Vodka martini, thanks. Thanks. 911 00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:24,362 Jack, let me give you the statistics 912 00:50:24,362 --> 00:50:26,740 on who actually writes romance novels. 913 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:28,825 Ziggy, can we discuss business later? 914 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:30,368 No. 915 00:50:30,368 --> 00:50:34,998 At least 10% of romance novels are written by men. 916 00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:37,042 So? So... 917 00:50:37,042 --> 00:50:38,918 I'm just trying to work out 918 00:50:38,918 --> 00:50:41,296 whether you're a truck driver who writes books 919 00:50:41,296 --> 00:50:43,703 or a writer who drives trucks. 920 00:50:45,633 --> 00:50:47,377 What do you mean? 921 00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:51,554 Your secret's safe with me. 922 00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:58,146 Now, all of this is what we call hype. 923 00:50:58,146 --> 00:51:02,067 Without it, I don't have a job, you don't have a book 924 00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:04,194 and Ruby doesn't have a wedding. 925 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:08,490 Right now, it's all moving like the proverbial freight train. 926 00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:10,533 You can't stop it, really. 927 00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:12,407 Not without looking stupid. 928 00:51:13,495 --> 00:51:14,871 So... 929 00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:16,206 ..here's the deal. 930 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:20,293 I keep zipped about your rather fraudulent activity - 931 00:51:20,293 --> 00:51:23,296 which I commend you for, I have to say. 932 00:51:23,296 --> 00:51:25,924 And you refrain from telling Ruby 933 00:51:25,924 --> 00:51:27,634 that I know anything at all. 934 00:51:27,634 --> 00:51:29,219 Lie to her? 935 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,804 Don't say anything. 936 00:51:30,804 --> 00:51:33,377 She's as nervous as hell as it is. 937 00:51:36,476 --> 00:51:39,014 Deal? 938 00:51:40,146 --> 00:51:41,640 Deal. 939 00:51:47,695 --> 00:51:50,281 Excuse us, Bob. Just a quick... Alright. 940 00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:52,158 Thanks. How's it going? 941 00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:54,369 Uh...you just saved my life. 942 00:51:54,369 --> 00:51:56,788 Just think of me as your guardian angel. 943 00:51:56,788 --> 00:51:59,666 Ruby, you need a strong team behind you now. 944 00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:01,751 You know what I'm saying? Mmm. 945 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,294 You've got to evolve. 946 00:52:03,294 --> 00:52:05,839 You've got to shed your skin like a...like a... 947 00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:08,717 A snake? No, more like a butterfly. 948 00:52:08,717 --> 00:52:11,052 Yes, a butterfly. You've got to fly, Ruby. 949 00:52:11,052 --> 00:52:13,138 You know what I'm saying? Mmm. 950 00:52:13,138 --> 00:52:15,515 It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. 951 00:52:15,515 --> 00:52:17,308 Eh, Jack? I guess so. 952 00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:18,852 Right. 953 00:52:18,852 --> 00:52:21,020 I, uh...could be your man. 954 00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:24,399 Oh, that would give us a cosy feeling, wouldn't it, Ralph? 955 00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:25,942 Yes! 956 00:52:25,942 --> 00:52:29,362 SONG: ♪ 'Cause we are gonna be ♪ High forever 957 00:52:29,362 --> 00:52:34,108 ♪ Forever you and me ♪ High forever... ♪ 958 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,949 RUBY: Wasn't that successful? 959 00:52:41,541 --> 00:52:43,960 Well, I hope I'm not a one-hit wonder. 960 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,504 No chance of that, is there, Jack? 961 00:52:46,504 --> 00:52:48,214 Ha ha. No way. 962 00:52:48,214 --> 00:52:50,175 Yeah, I guess you're right. 963 00:52:50,175 --> 00:52:52,302 Got so many stories to tell. 964 00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:53,970 I'm sure you do, sweetie. 965 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:56,681 And we just can't wait to hear them all. 966 00:52:56,681 --> 00:52:59,142 Eugene, drop me on the next corner, will you? 967 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:01,603 Now, I'll see you first thing tomorrow. 968 00:53:01,603 --> 00:53:05,523 And, Jack, it's your job to make sure she gets there. 969 00:53:05,523 --> 00:53:07,650 Jack doesn't need to do that. 970 00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:09,360 I can look after myself. 971 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,934 Yes, darling, I'm sure you can. 972 00:53:13,031 --> 00:53:14,525 Goodnight. 973 00:53:16,618 --> 00:53:18,112 'Night! 974 00:53:19,204 --> 00:53:20,828 (Clears throat) 975 00:53:27,253 --> 00:53:29,495 What are you staring at? 976 00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:33,544 Very touchy-touchy, isn't she? 977 00:53:34,636 --> 00:53:36,846 I saw you two at the bar. 978 00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:39,474 Clinking glasses and grinning and... 979 00:53:39,474 --> 00:53:41,559 I think she fancies me, Rube. 980 00:53:41,559 --> 00:53:44,726 You don't even like her. What's there to like? 981 00:53:51,903 --> 00:53:54,447 You want to play pool? 982 00:53:54,447 --> 00:53:56,606 ( INTRODUCTION TO 'PRETTY WOMAN' ) 983 00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:11,881 (Girl sings off-key) ♪ Pretty woman, walking down the street 984 00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:13,675 ♪ Pretty woman 985 00:54:13,675 --> 00:54:15,844 ♪ The kind I'd like to meet 986 00:54:15,844 --> 00:54:17,387 ♪ Pretty woman... ♪ Jeez, honey. 987 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:18,930 Get off! 988 00:54:18,930 --> 00:54:20,515 ♪ I don't believe you 989 00:54:20,515 --> 00:54:22,642 ♪ You're not the truth... ♪ Get off! 990 00:54:22,642 --> 00:54:25,520 ♪ No-one could look as good as you... ♪ 991 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,939 Hey, get her off! She's a joke! 992 00:54:27,939 --> 00:54:29,899 Let's sing. 993 00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:32,819 Good on you, Sandra. Great effort. 994 00:54:32,819 --> 00:54:34,904 Give her a big hand, everybody! 995 00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:36,448 Thanks, mate! 996 00:54:36,448 --> 00:54:39,200 There's got to be some other great singers out there. 997 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,286 We've got the big frozen turkey for the winner. 998 00:54:41,286 --> 00:54:43,621 So any volunteers? Why don't you have a go, miss? 999 00:54:43,621 --> 00:54:45,707 You're dressed for it. I just might! 1000 00:54:45,707 --> 00:54:49,002 Play pool, kiddo. Give the scarlet lady a go. 1001 00:54:49,002 --> 00:54:51,755 ( CHEERING AND WHISTLING ) What are you going to sing? 1002 00:54:51,755 --> 00:54:53,840 MC: Look at that dress, everyone! 1003 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,801 Let's get her up here. It's a catchy little number. 1004 00:54:56,801 --> 00:54:59,345 It's called 'You're An Arsehole When You Drink'. 1005 00:54:59,345 --> 00:55:01,347 You are nothing but trouble. 1006 00:55:01,347 --> 00:55:03,885 Jack, I could take him. No, you won't. 1007 00:55:04,976 --> 00:55:07,062 You should listen to your big brother. 1008 00:55:07,062 --> 00:55:08,855 MC: How about a bloke? 1009 00:55:08,855 --> 00:55:11,024 There's got to be a guy out there. 1010 00:55:11,024 --> 00:55:13,485 Do the Big O for them, Jack. Yeah, right. 1011 00:55:13,485 --> 00:55:16,237 He reckons he can sing like Roy Orbison! 1012 00:55:16,237 --> 00:55:17,989 Come on! Hey, hey, hey. 1013 00:55:17,989 --> 00:55:20,033 Give them heaps! Shut up, Ruby! 1014 00:55:20,033 --> 00:55:21,701 I'm not bloody singing. Jack! 1015 00:55:21,701 --> 00:55:23,244 No! Come on. 1016 00:55:23,244 --> 00:55:25,872 This is your big change to be a Flying bloody Wilbury. 1017 00:55:25,872 --> 00:55:28,083 Come on. Traveling Wilbury. 1018 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:29,626 ( JEERING ) 1019 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:31,503 What's your name? Jack. 1020 00:55:31,503 --> 00:55:33,588 Jack, what are you gonna sing for us? 1021 00:55:33,588 --> 00:55:37,092 Uh...you guys know 'Crying'? Course they do. 1022 00:55:37,092 --> 00:55:39,177 OK, Jack's going to do 'Crying'. 1023 00:55:39,177 --> 00:55:42,263 Let's give him a big hand. Come on, Jack! 1024 00:55:42,263 --> 00:55:44,173 ( CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ) 1025 00:55:45,517 --> 00:55:47,011 Come on, Roy! 1026 00:55:48,103 --> 00:55:49,646 ( BAND PLAYS INTRODUCTION ) 1027 00:55:49,646 --> 00:55:51,270 MAN: Where's your glasses? 1028 00:56:00,365 --> 00:56:02,826 (Sings ) ♪ I was alright... ♪ Come on! 1029 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:05,745 Oh, jeez, that's a strong start, mate! 1030 00:56:05,745 --> 00:56:07,288 ♪ For a while 1031 00:56:07,288 --> 00:56:11,618 ♪ I could smile for a while 1032 00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:15,213 ♪ Then I saw you last night 1033 00:56:15,213 --> 00:56:18,675 ♪ You held my hand so tight 1034 00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:24,389 ♪ Oh, darling, what can I do? ♪ 1035 00:56:24,389 --> 00:56:25,432 GIRL: Whoo! 1036 00:56:25,432 --> 00:56:30,395 ♪ For you don't love me 1037 00:56:30,395 --> 00:56:36,901 (Both sing) ♪ And I'll always be 1038 00:56:36,901 --> 00:56:39,696 ♪ Crying 1039 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:43,158 ♪ Over you 1040 00:56:43,158 --> 00:56:46,202 ♪ Crying 1041 00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:49,164 ♪ Over you 1042 00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:50,999 ♪ Yes 1043 00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:54,368 ♪ Now you're gone 1044 00:56:55,462 --> 00:57:00,842 ♪ And from this moment on 1045 00:57:00,842 --> 00:57:03,167 ♪ I'll be crying 1046 00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:07,057 (All sing) ♪ Crying 1047 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:10,435 ♪ Crying 1048 00:57:10,435 --> 00:57:13,855 ♪ Crying 1049 00:57:13,855 --> 00:57:18,902 ♪ Oh, crying... ♪ 1050 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,445 Whoo! 1051 00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:25,825 ♪ Crying 1052 00:57:25,825 --> 00:57:33,625 ♪ Over you. ♪ 1053 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:36,412 ( CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ) 1054 00:57:44,803 --> 00:57:48,139 How come you don't want all this for yourself, Jack? 1055 00:57:48,139 --> 00:57:50,428 I couldn't eat it. (Laughs ) 1056 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,647 No! Ugh! 1057 00:57:55,647 --> 00:57:58,316 All the attention and stuff. 1058 00:57:59,526 --> 00:58:03,071 I'm happy with the way it is, thank you very much. 1059 00:58:03,071 --> 00:58:05,782 Frightened of success. Frightened of success. 1060 00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:07,325 No, I'm not. 1061 00:58:07,325 --> 00:58:09,035 Yes, you are. No, I'm not. 1062 00:58:09,035 --> 00:58:10,578 Don't think anything. 1063 00:58:10,578 --> 00:58:12,163 Jack, you're a liar. 1064 00:58:12,163 --> 00:58:13,705 (Laughs) 1065 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,419 Well, we're not bad singers. 1066 00:58:17,419 --> 00:58:19,754 I wouldn't make it a career move. 1067 00:58:19,754 --> 00:58:21,923 Jack, we killed it. 1068 00:58:21,923 --> 00:58:23,963 Whoo-hoo! We killed it! 1069 00:58:30,390 --> 00:58:31,884 Thanks, Rube. 1070 00:58:35,103 --> 00:58:37,981 That's for not calling me 'kiddo'. 1071 00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:39,605 Get out of here. 1072 00:58:48,074 --> 00:58:50,482 ( TENDER MUSIC ) 1073 00:59:27,822 --> 00:59:30,033 Oh, Jack... ( THUNDER RUMBLES ) 1074 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:31,575 Can you hear that? 1075 00:59:57,102 --> 00:59:59,771 Has anyone seen Jack? 1076 00:59:59,771 --> 01:00:02,524 We are on in five. MAN: Stand by, Ruby. 1077 01:00:02,524 --> 01:00:04,234 Oh. 1078 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,986 On 2JD, the King of Sydney Talkback Radio, 1079 01:00:06,986 --> 01:00:09,155 Wensley Parkes with you until midday today 1080 01:00:09,155 --> 01:00:11,241 and joining me in the studio now, 1081 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:13,326 hot new romance author Ruby Vale, 1082 01:00:13,326 --> 01:00:15,662 author of the new book 'Bird In The Hand'. 1083 01:00:15,662 --> 01:00:17,247 Hi, Ruby. Hi. 1084 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,749 ( MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ) We're taking your calls. 1085 01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:22,168 You're caller one. Hi. 1086 01:00:22,168 --> 01:00:24,754 WOMAN: Hi, Ruby. My name's Harmony. 1087 01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:26,965 And I think your book's just wonderful. 1088 01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:28,508 Oh, thanks, Harmony. 1089 01:00:28,508 --> 01:00:31,052 Virginia and Brian are really brave characters. 1090 01:00:31,052 --> 01:00:33,887 Only a woman can write such beautiful romantic things. 1091 01:00:35,306 --> 01:00:38,476 Uh, yeah. You're so right, Harmony. 1092 01:00:38,476 --> 01:00:41,688 Um, only a woman can really get down to business. 1093 01:00:41,688 --> 01:00:44,774 Your work reminds me of Daphne Du Maurier. 1094 01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:46,359 Oh, really? 1095 01:00:46,359 --> 01:00:48,403 She's not a romance writer, but... 1096 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:50,113 Is she from Sydney? 1097 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,365 (Laughs) DJ: Thank you. 1098 01:00:52,365 --> 01:00:54,576 And next on the phone this morning, it's Thelma. 1099 01:00:54,576 --> 01:00:56,911 G'day, Thelma. 1100 01:00:56,911 --> 01:00:58,788 WOMAN: It's me, Ruby. Suze. 1101 01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,331 I'm incognito. 1102 01:01:00,331 --> 01:01:01,875 Suzie? 1103 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,335 Where are you? I'm in the Boomerang, love. 1104 01:01:04,335 --> 01:01:06,671 I've got something important to tell you. 1105 01:01:06,671 --> 01:01:09,507 (Whispers ) Hey, Suze, I can't really talk right now. 1106 01:01:09,507 --> 01:01:11,176 Is this talkback radio? 1107 01:01:11,176 --> 01:01:12,218 Yes! 1108 01:01:12,218 --> 01:01:14,304 Well, you just listen to me. 1109 01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:16,639 Uh, Thelma, have you read my book? 1110 01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:20,018 No, but your husband-to-be read some of it. 1111 01:01:20,018 --> 01:01:21,603 Oh. Did he like it? 1112 01:01:21,603 --> 01:01:24,272 No, Rube. He's seen the handwriting. 1113 01:01:24,272 --> 01:01:25,857 He knows. 1114 01:01:25,857 --> 01:01:27,650 What? Thank you, Thelma. 1115 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,194 We must move on. 1116 01:01:29,194 --> 01:01:30,945 We have other callers waiting. 1117 01:01:30,945 --> 01:01:32,489 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1118 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,407 What have I done? Bloody hell! 1119 01:01:34,407 --> 01:01:36,493 He's found out! I know. I know. 1120 01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:38,036 I should have told him. 1121 01:01:38,036 --> 01:01:40,121 Oh, why did I listen to you? 1122 01:01:40,121 --> 01:01:41,706 Everything's a bloody lie! 1123 01:01:41,706 --> 01:01:43,249 Hey, no, it's not. 1124 01:01:43,249 --> 01:01:45,159 Well, what is it, then? 1125 01:01:46,252 --> 01:01:47,747 Oh! 1126 01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,173 Ruby! 1127 01:01:50,173 --> 01:01:51,216 Ruby. 1128 01:01:51,216 --> 01:01:53,551 Jack, I just want to settle down. 1129 01:01:53,551 --> 01:01:56,096 I want to have a comfortable life with Hamish 1130 01:01:56,096 --> 01:01:57,764 and fly my bloody plane. 1131 01:01:57,764 --> 01:02:00,100 If none of this happens, I'm blaming you. 1132 01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,594 Might as well. 1133 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:06,848 What am I going to do about Hamish? 1134 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,809 Come on. 1135 01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:10,602 You're the romance writer. 1136 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:12,604 You do nothing. You get married. 1137 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,940 Move down over the border, have lots of kids, 1138 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,483 live happily ever after. 1139 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,693 Hey, great news! (Groans ) 1140 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,237 Guess what! 1141 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,864 I've got you on 'The Clive Rooney Show' tonight 1142 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:24,408 via satellite to London. 1143 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:26,785 What about my wedding? It's coming along beautifully. 1144 01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:28,370 So is bloody Christmas. 1145 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,956 I spoke to the Special Events Coordinator this morning. 1146 01:02:30,956 --> 01:02:33,458 He wants red roses. I said check with you. 1147 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:35,001 There you go, Rube. 1148 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,994 What - are you getting cold feet? 1149 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,382 OK. 1150 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:42,384 I'll do this bloody 'Clive Show'. 1151 01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:43,718 And that's it. 1152 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,262 I'm going home. 1153 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,132 Arrange my wedding and give the bill to him. 1154 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:53,135 Pre-wedding jitters. 1155 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,774 MAN ON P.A.: 'The Clive Rooney Show' segment 3 1156 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,317 starting in 10 minutes. 1157 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:03,947 Daphne, um...Muriay - she's not from Sydney, is she? 1158 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,574 Not even alive, love. 1159 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:07,826 Oh, shit. 1160 01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,534 Just here. 1161 01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:12,205 Hamish! 1162 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,832 What are... 1163 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,709 What are you doing here? 1164 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,961 Don't I get a kiss? 1165 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,796 Yeah. 1166 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,290 Sorry. 1167 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:24,259 Come in. 1168 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:27,343 Um, Mel, this is my... my fiance Hamish. 1169 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,515 Hamish, this is Mel. 1170 01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:32,601 Ruby, I've got to finish your face. 1171 01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:34,686 There's nothing wrong with her face, mate. 1172 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:36,228 Give us a minute. 1173 01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:44,488 Hamish, I've been trying to call you, like to explain, 1174 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:46,031 but it... 1175 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,574 Jack said I... Jack! 1176 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,659 Yeah, I know what he's about. 1177 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,286 He's a weak bastard. 1178 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,371 Yeah, I reckon. 1179 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:56,041 Why did you pretend you wrote this stupid book? 1180 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,584 Oh, it's not stupid. 1181 01:03:57,584 --> 01:03:59,294 CLIVE ROONEY: Who'd have thought 1182 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:01,630 from a landscape of red dust and annoying bush flies, 1183 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:03,632 an Aussie romance writer could evolve 1184 01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:05,926 with more beating hearts than Barbara Taylor-Bradford, 1185 01:04:05,926 --> 01:04:08,136 more sizzle than Joan Collins? 1186 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:10,764 And all this mixed with a dash of Du Maurier. 1187 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:12,599 'Clive Rooney Show'. Stand by. 1188 01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,267 After the break, via satellite, 1189 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:16,228 we'll meet this remarkable young woman 1190 01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,522 who's also a crop-duster pilot 1191 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:21,983 and the owner of the Boomerang truckers' cafe. 1192 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,069 Come back. ( THEME MUSIC ON TV ) 1193 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,905 So you've pulled the wool over this bloke's eyes too. 1194 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,230 Well... This is all bullshit, Ruby. 1195 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:32,411 There's a cafe over the road. 1196 01:04:32,411 --> 01:04:36,164 I'll be there for as long as it takes for me to have a cuppa. 1197 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:37,706 OK? 1198 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:43,255 Stand by. 60 seconds. 1199 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:44,798 Thanks. 1200 01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,341 Remember, it's TV. 1201 01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:48,093 You can't say 'Jesus', 'fuck', 1202 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:51,096 'shit', 'damn', 'bloody' or discuss sexual organs. 1203 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:53,265 Well, that's a bloody lot to remember. 1204 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:55,058 Ruby, we all get nervous. 1205 01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:56,768 You don't, you silly bitch. 1206 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:58,395 And stop calling me sweetie. 1207 01:04:58,395 --> 01:04:59,889 I bloody hate it. Ruby. 1208 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:03,483 What? 1209 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:06,278 Jack, this is not about the book. 1210 01:05:06,278 --> 01:05:07,821 It's about... 1211 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:09,448 ..being true to yourself. 1212 01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:12,409 Problem? Now is the time, Jack. 1213 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:15,829 You've got to be able to become your dream. 1214 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,664 Rube, we are nearly finished. 1215 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,000 What - our lives as we know them? 1216 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,960 Clive Rooney, stand by - one minute. 1217 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,503 Ruby! 1218 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,046 Oh, Hamish is right. 1219 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,132 This is bullshit. What do you mean? 1220 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:30,216 Hamish - he's out there waiting for me. 1221 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:32,846 Oh, great, then. 1222 01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:34,931 Well, bugger off. Ruin your big wedding. 1223 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,559 I don't want a bloody wedding! 1224 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:39,436 Then why agree to come down here? 1225 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,521 You're as blind as a bat. 1226 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,565 Our Father, who art in heaven... 1227 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:45,942 BOTH: Shut up, Ziggy! Ruby, listen to me! 1228 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,695 If this is the only way to hype Jack's book 1229 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:50,405 and get you a wedding... 1230 01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:51,899 No, no, no! 1231 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,692 She knows? 1232 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,920 How could you think so little of me 1233 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,707 when I've always thought so much of you? 1234 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,635 Ruby! 1235 01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:14,137 'Clive Rooney Show' - live, 50 seconds. 1236 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,762 ( SAD MUSIC ) 1237 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,486 ( CAR HORN BLARES ) 1238 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:23,665 Want me to buy you dinner 1239 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:25,705 before I lose my expense account? 1240 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:29,416 You might as well. 1241 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:35,172 You can buy me a drink. 1242 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,391 God, have I stuffed up! 1243 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,934 Nup. 1244 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,429 YOU haven't. 1245 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,481 (Sighs) 1246 01:07:58,158 --> 01:07:59,782 Thanks. 1247 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:08,960 Now I'll be one of those people who sleep in on weekdays. 1248 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,046 They've got to give you severance pay. 1249 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:13,131 Severance pay?! I want a career. 1250 01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:14,674 No, I don't. 1251 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,714 Yes, I do. 1252 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,593 Have you ever... 1253 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,230 ..wondered? 1254 01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:30,190 About me? 1255 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:32,067 Like what? 1256 01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:34,190 Well, you know, like... 1257 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:40,575 You don't know anything about me, do you? 1258 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,153 Nup. 1259 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,330 OK. 1260 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:48,208 First of all, I don't cook. That's number one. 1261 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,544 Number two - I'm not in therapy anymore. 1262 01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,536 Ziggy, I don't need a list. 1263 01:08:55,090 --> 01:08:56,883 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1264 01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:58,552 Oh, God. 1265 01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:00,095 I'm sorry. 1266 01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:02,431 Where did that pop from? 1267 01:09:02,431 --> 01:09:04,474 We agreed to a drink. 1268 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,016 Of course. 1269 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,148 Taxi! 1270 01:09:11,148 --> 01:09:13,105 ( COCKATOO SHRIEKS OUTSIDE ) 1271 01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,108 ( TROUBLED MUSIC ) 1272 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,041 Oh, no. 1273 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,999 ( MAGPIES CAROL OUTSIDE ) 1274 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,554 Liberating, huh? 1275 01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:44,048 (Groans ) 1276 01:09:45,557 --> 01:09:48,226 I've still got some stuff to get. 1277 01:09:49,311 --> 01:09:51,021 It's a nice shed. 1278 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:52,606 Warehouse. 1279 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,357 I made you breakfast. 1280 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,516 I thought you said you didn't cook. 1281 01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,696 I lied. 1282 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,152 Is that why you were in therapy? 1283 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:06,203 Oh, man. 1284 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,289 Did we drink a lot last night? 1285 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:11,495 I won't tell if you don't. 1286 01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:14,169 Is that it? 1287 01:10:14,169 --> 01:10:15,754 Yeah. 1288 01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:17,378 With coffee. 1289 01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:20,007 Mmm. 1290 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:28,300 (Groans ) Caveman! 1291 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,360 Jack. Mmm? 1292 01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:46,952 You know those characters you write about in your book? 1293 01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:48,495 Mmm. 1294 01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:51,033 Are they really out there? 1295 01:10:52,124 --> 01:10:53,618 Sure. 1296 01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:20,477 (Lance whines) 1297 01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:26,992 Hey, Mack. Hamish. 1298 01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:28,702 Ruby hasn't called in yet? 1299 01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:30,912 No - another couple of runs yet, mate. 1300 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,039 This is George West. 1301 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,584 He's prowling round the State looking for a crop-duster. 1302 01:11:35,584 --> 01:11:37,252 G'day. Any luck? 1303 01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:40,338 No. Missed out on a beauty in Moree. 1304 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,882 Yeah. 1305 01:11:41,882 --> 01:11:44,426 So they told me to come down here. 1306 01:11:44,426 --> 01:11:46,678 I can't think of one. Can you, Mack? 1307 01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:49,723 Well, who's this bird with the Tiger? 1308 01:11:49,723 --> 01:11:52,017 Ruby? Yeah, she's got one. 1309 01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:54,102 Oh, yeah, but she's welded to it. 1310 01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:56,146 You'd have to take her too! 1311 01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:59,274 I dunno. Everything's got a price where I come from. 1312 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:01,979 That must be a great place, George. 1313 01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:13,031 Ruby, do you read me? Over. 1314 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:18,287 ( PEACEFUL, UPLIFTING MUSIC ) 1315 01:13:07,134 --> 01:13:09,921 (Barks ) 1316 01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:13,883 Shut up, Lance. 1317 01:13:18,937 --> 01:13:20,431 (Whines) 1318 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:24,514 Lance! 1319 01:13:32,743 --> 01:13:34,619 RUBY: Lance! 1320 01:13:34,619 --> 01:13:36,114 Lance, no! 1321 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,409 LANCE! 1322 01:13:42,169 --> 01:13:43,712 Move! 1323 01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:45,586 Shit! 1324 01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:48,918 (Whimpers) 1325 01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,639 Ugh! 1326 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,565 HAMISH: Ruby! 1327 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,108 Bugger me! 1328 01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:06,943 Oh, no! Ruby! 1329 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,438 Ruby! 1330 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,865 Ruby! What? 1331 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,492 You're alive. 1332 01:14:13,492 --> 01:14:15,577 Of course I'm bloody well alive! 1333 01:14:15,577 --> 01:14:17,621 Let's get you out of there. 1334 01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:20,082 OW! Ow, my ankle! 1335 01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:21,833 Jeez, what a mess, eh? 1336 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:24,419 Who are you? Don't worry about who he is. 1337 01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,211 George, ring the Flying Doctor. 1338 01:14:31,218 --> 01:14:33,127 ( SIREN WAILS IN BACKGROUND ) 1339 01:14:42,354 --> 01:14:44,106 I love cities. 1340 01:14:44,106 --> 01:14:46,817 Out there, you can be anyone you want to be - 1341 01:14:46,817 --> 01:14:48,311 no questions asked. 1342 01:14:56,785 --> 01:15:00,080 You reckon you can still get me on the 'Clive Rooney Show'? 1343 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,535 Are you serious? One condition. 1344 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:06,206 That I sign with you for my next book. 1345 01:15:07,379 --> 01:15:08,873 Oh! 1346 01:15:09,965 --> 01:15:12,801 We're back in business! 1347 01:15:12,801 --> 01:15:17,139 Old bush rule, Ruby - don't jeopardise your life for a dog. 1348 01:15:17,139 --> 01:15:19,630 It was Lance. 1349 01:15:20,809 --> 01:15:22,848 And you call yourself a vet! 1350 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,437 I do love you, Ruby. 1351 01:15:37,159 --> 01:15:39,995 You're a sweet man, Hamish. 1352 01:15:39,995 --> 01:15:42,622 ''Sweet''? Mmmm. 1353 01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,117 Doesn't sound very sexy. 1354 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:46,568 Come here. 1355 01:15:52,374 --> 01:15:54,710 Mmm. 1356 01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:57,629 The surgery cottage has been confirmed. 1357 01:15:57,629 --> 01:16:00,382 What, we don't get to choose our own house? 1358 01:16:00,382 --> 01:16:02,042 Comes with the job. 1359 01:16:04,845 --> 01:16:07,556 Hame, has this place got an airstrip? 1360 01:16:07,556 --> 01:16:09,391 I don't know. 1361 01:16:09,391 --> 01:16:11,477 'Cause I was thinking I could work 1362 01:16:11,477 --> 01:16:13,520 for the Flying Doctor Service. 1363 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,063 No. 1364 01:16:15,063 --> 01:16:18,066 They saw you doing barrel rolls Anzac Day. 1365 01:16:18,066 --> 01:16:20,903 Dad used to do that. 1366 01:16:20,903 --> 01:16:22,613 No. 1367 01:16:22,613 --> 01:16:24,323 We'll just get settled in, 1368 01:16:24,323 --> 01:16:28,202 have a nice, quiet wedding - something we can afford. 1369 01:16:28,202 --> 01:16:31,330 Looks like we'll get something for the biplane. 1370 01:16:31,330 --> 01:16:32,956 What do you mean? 1371 01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:37,127 That bloke George - carting it to Brisbane for spares. 1372 01:16:37,127 --> 01:16:38,670 Brisbane? 1373 01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:41,048 Is that who that guy was - a buyer? 1374 01:16:41,048 --> 01:16:43,634 Yeah. Oh, I didn't... 1375 01:16:43,634 --> 01:16:45,876 What, you're trying to sell my plane? 1376 01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:48,680 Hamish?! 1377 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,557 Ruby, you've wrecked it. 1378 01:16:50,557 --> 01:16:53,227 I did not - I broke the undercarriage. 1379 01:16:54,311 --> 01:16:56,683 ( GENTLE ACOUSTIC GUITAR ) 1380 01:17:07,032 --> 01:17:08,575 ( DOG BARKS ) 1381 01:17:08,575 --> 01:17:10,983 ( HAMMERING OF SIGN CONTINUES ) 1382 01:17:14,665 --> 01:17:17,417 We can't afford it, Suzie. The bank manager said... 1383 01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:19,503 I don't care what he says. 1384 01:17:19,503 --> 01:17:21,046 We owe enough here 1385 01:17:21,046 --> 01:17:23,507 without spending money on a place like that. 1386 01:17:23,507 --> 01:17:26,468 Anyway, it's only popular because of your little friend. 1387 01:17:26,468 --> 01:17:28,679 That's a steaming pile of wisdom, Art. 1388 01:17:28,679 --> 01:17:30,764 I'm not trying to start an argument, 1389 01:17:30,764 --> 01:17:33,801 but you're not paying a penny for a dump like that. 1390 01:17:35,769 --> 01:17:37,354 Anyway... 1391 01:17:37,354 --> 01:17:40,190 ..looks like you're too late. 1392 01:17:40,190 --> 01:17:41,815 (Chuckles) 1393 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,867 (Laughs) 1394 01:18:02,296 --> 01:18:04,298 Hi, Suze! 1395 01:18:04,298 --> 01:18:06,884 You're supposed to be still in hospital. 1396 01:18:06,884 --> 01:18:08,427 No, I'm fine. 1397 01:18:08,427 --> 01:18:09,970 What's going on? 1398 01:18:09,970 --> 01:18:11,464 So... 1399 01:18:12,556 --> 01:18:14,099 Who bought it, love? 1400 01:18:14,099 --> 01:18:17,519 Do you think they'd want me to stay on? 1401 01:18:17,519 --> 01:18:21,440 Absolutely. That's what Jack would say. 1402 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,765 ''Absolutely.'' 1403 01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:28,489 What's this? 1404 01:18:28,489 --> 01:18:30,073 Take a look. 1405 01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:34,949 It's, um...it's got your name on it and everything. 1406 01:18:36,038 --> 01:18:38,081 Oh, Lord! 1407 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,209 Just pay me something when you can. 1408 01:18:40,209 --> 01:18:43,170 That's bloody great. What if she doesn't want it? 1409 01:18:43,170 --> 01:18:45,547 I'll pay you back - I promise. 1410 01:18:45,547 --> 01:18:47,174 What?! 1411 01:18:47,174 --> 01:18:48,926 I want this, Artie. 1412 01:18:48,926 --> 01:18:51,762 Who'll do my bar at nights? You, you big lug. 1413 01:18:51,762 --> 01:18:54,306 No, I don't think so. Oh, yes, you are. 1414 01:18:54,306 --> 01:18:56,391 Because you're looking at a brand-new woman 1415 01:18:56,391 --> 01:18:58,717 who won't take any more shit from you. 1416 01:18:59,812 --> 01:19:03,145 If you excuse me, I have a cafe to open. 1417 01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:07,945 I wouldn't mess with her, Artie. 1418 01:19:07,945 --> 01:19:09,947 What about if I divorce you? 1419 01:19:09,947 --> 01:19:13,742 Artie, that's the only decision I'll leave up to you. 1420 01:19:13,742 --> 01:19:16,495 SONG: ♪ Dum, dum, dum dummie do-wah... ♪ 1421 01:19:16,495 --> 01:19:18,080 Bloody hell! 1422 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:23,121 ( 'ONLY THE LONELY' CONTINUES ) 1423 01:19:27,398 --> 01:19:28,941 G'day, Rube. 1424 01:19:28,941 --> 01:19:31,444 I think you should give a speech, love. 1425 01:19:31,444 --> 01:19:32,987 Hi, Mack. 1426 01:19:32,987 --> 01:19:35,656 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? 1427 01:19:35,656 --> 01:19:39,160 Suze, my wife, would like to say a few words. 1428 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,911 ( CHEERING AND WHISTLING ) 1429 01:19:40,911 --> 01:19:44,078 As I start my new life at the Boomerang... 1430 01:19:45,332 --> 01:19:47,001 ..thanks to Ruby... 1431 01:19:47,001 --> 01:19:49,545 ..oh, and, of course, Hamish, 1432 01:19:49,545 --> 01:19:51,213 so will they. 1433 01:19:51,213 --> 01:19:54,508 When our lovebirds finally decide on a date and place, 1434 01:19:54,508 --> 01:19:56,594 we'd all like to know about it. 1435 01:19:56,594 --> 01:19:58,804 ( APPLAUSE ) Here's to Ruby and Hamish. 1436 01:19:58,804 --> 01:20:00,429 Ruby and Hamish! 1437 01:20:01,515 --> 01:20:03,267 MAN: Hey! 1438 01:20:03,267 --> 01:20:05,686 Hey, that's our Jack on the tellie. 1439 01:20:05,686 --> 01:20:07,313 (People shush) 1440 01:20:07,313 --> 01:20:10,149 Is that the sort of thing truckies do down there? 1441 01:20:10,149 --> 01:20:11,692 No, it's not. 1442 01:20:11,692 --> 01:20:14,445 But you've had a huge success with this romance novel. 1443 01:20:14,445 --> 01:20:17,281 Were you pulling over at truck stops, 1444 01:20:17,281 --> 01:20:19,283 jotting it down on paper napkins? 1445 01:20:19,283 --> 01:20:21,619 Yeah, pretty much I was, actually. 1446 01:20:21,619 --> 01:20:25,998 What do your mates think about you posing as a woman? 1447 01:20:25,998 --> 01:20:28,793 Well, this is the first they've heard about it, 1448 01:20:28,793 --> 01:20:32,463 so, um...you know, I have no idea, actually. 1449 01:20:32,463 --> 01:20:35,091 What finally made you decide to come clean? 1450 01:20:35,091 --> 01:20:38,094 Uh...it was a good friend of mine. 1451 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:39,845 She, uh... 1452 01:20:39,845 --> 01:20:43,265 Yeah, it was a very good friend. 1453 01:20:43,265 --> 01:20:45,851 She made me realise that I... 1454 01:20:45,851 --> 01:20:50,064 ..that I needed to... I needed to own my own words. 1455 01:20:50,064 --> 01:20:52,733 Right, all that ''from the heart'' stuff. 1456 01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:54,360 Who is that, then? 1457 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:57,978 Uh, someone...someone I've known a long time. 1458 01:20:59,657 --> 01:21:02,492 Yeah, she knows who she is. 1459 01:21:06,914 --> 01:21:09,041 No wonder the world is sexually confused, 1460 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:11,460 when a female Wilbur Smith of the love jungle 1461 01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:14,004 sets new standards for romantic love 1462 01:21:14,004 --> 01:21:18,583 and turns out to be an outback trucker of the male variety. 1463 01:22:03,929 --> 01:22:05,589 G'day. 1464 01:22:06,682 --> 01:22:08,267 Sorry I'm late. 1465 01:22:08,267 --> 01:22:10,686 I just keep forgetting stuff. 1466 01:22:10,686 --> 01:22:13,272 Hardly a bowerbird, Ruby. 1467 01:22:13,272 --> 01:22:16,392 I left lots of things for Suze. 1468 01:22:20,071 --> 01:22:23,107 Strange thing is, I didn't think you were gonna show. 1469 01:22:24,408 --> 01:22:26,035 What do you mean? 1470 01:22:26,035 --> 01:22:29,497 Oh, well, you know, even thinking of selling your plane - 1471 01:22:29,497 --> 01:22:31,582 what sort of bloke am I? 1472 01:22:31,582 --> 01:22:35,710 Well, you didn't know it wasn't a total write-off. 1473 01:22:48,682 --> 01:22:51,600 People don't realise it, Ruby, but... 1474 01:22:52,686 --> 01:22:55,687 ..you and I really don't have that much in common. 1475 01:23:03,572 --> 01:23:07,785 You know when I was waiting for you in that cafe in Sydney? 1476 01:23:07,785 --> 01:23:10,121 Yeah? 1477 01:23:10,121 --> 01:23:13,207 For some bloody reason, I drank six cups of tea. 1478 01:23:13,207 --> 01:23:15,292 You know me - I hate the stuff. 1479 01:23:15,292 --> 01:23:18,496 But she just kept on bringing it and... 1480 01:23:30,558 --> 01:23:32,716 I've let you down, haven't I? 1481 01:23:34,311 --> 01:23:35,971 No. 1482 01:23:38,107 --> 01:23:41,068 No, you couldn't let me down, Ruby. 1483 01:23:41,068 --> 01:23:43,108 That's what I love about you. 1484 01:23:44,864 --> 01:23:47,116 But this old Land Rover here - 1485 01:23:47,116 --> 01:23:49,660 a bit of a worry, don't you reckon? 1486 01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:52,412 I don't think it'll make the trip. 1487 01:24:01,255 --> 01:24:03,164 Take care. 1488 01:24:04,967 --> 01:24:06,841 OK. 1489 01:24:17,229 --> 01:24:18,939 I'll see ya. 1490 01:24:18,939 --> 01:24:20,979 OK. 1491 01:24:23,486 --> 01:24:25,811 ( POIGNANT GUITAR MUSIC ) 1492 01:24:45,925 --> 01:24:49,009 ( LILTING LAID-BACK GUITAR MUSIC ) 1493 01:25:18,582 --> 01:25:20,077 (Honks horn) 1494 01:25:29,719 --> 01:25:32,179 Hamish. Jack. 1495 01:25:32,179 --> 01:25:33,723 Thought that was you. 1496 01:25:33,723 --> 01:25:35,808 Did you get a paint job? 1497 01:25:35,808 --> 01:25:37,551 Yeah, kind of. 1498 01:25:41,397 --> 01:25:44,184 Where's Ruby? 1499 01:25:45,443 --> 01:25:48,016 She's not coming. 1500 01:25:49,947 --> 01:25:52,825 It's not your fault. 1501 01:25:52,825 --> 01:25:55,150 It's chemistry, mate. 1502 01:26:10,885 --> 01:26:12,470 (Lance barks ) 1503 01:26:12,470 --> 01:26:14,263 Jack! 1504 01:26:14,263 --> 01:26:15,931 (Laughs) 1505 01:26:15,931 --> 01:26:18,017 (Laughs ) Hello, stranger. 1506 01:26:18,017 --> 01:26:19,560 Ohhhh! 1507 01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,645 Oh! Suze. 1508 01:26:21,645 --> 01:26:24,023 (Laughs) 1509 01:26:24,023 --> 01:26:25,775 Guess what. Where's Ruby? 1510 01:26:25,775 --> 01:26:27,318 Guess what, Jack. What? 1511 01:26:27,318 --> 01:26:29,111 She gave me the cafe. 1512 01:26:29,111 --> 01:26:31,697 I'll pay for it as I go. That's great! 1513 01:26:31,697 --> 01:26:34,492 Where is she? She's long gone, love. 1514 01:26:34,492 --> 01:26:37,161 She left this morning - to rescue her plane. 1515 01:26:37,161 --> 01:26:38,788 What do you mean? 1516 01:26:38,788 --> 01:26:40,911 ( REFLECTIVE MUSIC ) 1517 01:27:02,478 --> 01:27:05,514 ( PLANE ENGINE ROARS ) 1518 01:27:10,111 --> 01:27:12,815 Mack! 1519 01:27:17,743 --> 01:27:20,413 You mad bugger! 1520 01:27:22,957 --> 01:27:25,084 MACK: That's Ruby alright. 1521 01:27:25,084 --> 01:27:27,409 Hang on - I gotta get some height here. 1522 01:27:28,796 --> 01:27:30,756 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1523 01:27:30,756 --> 01:27:32,508 Come on, baby! 1524 01:27:32,508 --> 01:27:34,916 (Whimpers) 1525 01:27:36,512 --> 01:27:39,390 I don't believe the old girl's doing this. 1526 01:27:39,390 --> 01:27:41,466 Lance. (Lance whimpers ) 1527 01:27:44,270 --> 01:27:46,063 Ohhhh! 1528 01:27:46,063 --> 01:27:48,815 Uh! Mack! 1529 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:55,072 ( ENGINE DRONES ) Ohhhh! 1530 01:27:55,072 --> 01:27:56,699 Mack! 1531 01:27:56,699 --> 01:27:58,988 Oh! 1532 01:28:01,871 --> 01:28:03,495 Uh! 1533 01:28:07,126 --> 01:28:09,587 You look as sick as a dog, mate. 1534 01:28:09,587 --> 01:28:11,964 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 1535 01:28:11,964 --> 01:28:13,672 (Chuckles) 1536 01:28:17,845 --> 01:28:19,388 Mack... 1537 01:28:19,388 --> 01:28:21,428 Mack, how much more? 1538 01:28:22,516 --> 01:28:24,060 That's up to you. 1539 01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:25,853 Put me down, Mack. 1540 01:28:25,853 --> 01:28:28,261 Oh, shit! Ugh! 1541 01:28:32,485 --> 01:28:34,820 You want an exclamation mark? 1542 01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:36,363 No! 1543 01:28:36,363 --> 01:28:38,486 Drop me on the road up ahead. 1544 01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:43,871 Oh, shit! 1545 01:28:43,871 --> 01:28:46,165 Oh, whoa, whoa! 1546 01:28:46,165 --> 01:28:48,584 OK, hang on, mate. 1547 01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:50,209 (Lance whines) 1548 01:29:32,211 --> 01:29:33,871 Come here. Come on. 1549 01:29:54,734 --> 01:29:56,810 ( GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC ) 1550 01:30:15,004 --> 01:30:17,293 What the hell are you doing? 1551 01:30:18,549 --> 01:30:20,926 You're a bastard, Jack! 1552 01:30:20,926 --> 01:30:22,470 I love you, Ruby. 1553 01:30:22,470 --> 01:30:23,845 No, you don't. 1554 01:30:25,056 --> 01:30:27,547 I always have. 1555 01:30:37,735 --> 01:30:40,029 Where are you heading? 1556 01:30:40,029 --> 01:30:42,354 What do you care? 1557 01:30:43,449 --> 01:30:45,076 Can I come? 1558 01:30:45,076 --> 01:30:46,827 No! 1559 01:30:46,827 --> 01:30:48,621 Why not? 1560 01:30:48,621 --> 01:30:52,120 Well, you can't leave us here. 1561 01:30:57,421 --> 01:31:01,039 OK, Jack Willis, you bloody well come and get me. 1562 01:31:04,178 --> 01:31:06,171 ( ROMANTIC MUSIC ) 1563 01:32:03,738 --> 01:32:06,532 Right, where are we going? 1564 01:32:06,532 --> 01:32:08,617 Am I in your next book? 1565 01:32:08,617 --> 01:32:10,536 Uh, no. Yes, I am. 1566 01:32:10,536 --> 01:32:12,121 No, you're not. Ask Lance. 1567 01:32:12,121 --> 01:32:13,956 Lance? (Barks ) 1568 01:32:13,956 --> 01:32:17,251 See? Yeah, but one bark is a no. 1569 01:32:17,251 --> 01:32:19,837 Bullshit! Lance? (Barks once) 1570 01:32:19,837 --> 01:32:21,839 See? He said yes. 1571 01:32:21,839 --> 01:32:24,341 He said no. One bark is a no! 1572 01:32:24,341 --> 01:32:26,385 Is that right, Lance? (Barks twice) 1573 01:32:26,385 --> 01:32:29,680 (Laughs ) I was right! Yes, Ruby, you always are. 1574 01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:36,187 SONG: ♪ The dusty red can clear away your mind 1575 01:32:36,187 --> 01:32:41,394 ♪ There's no need for better 1576 01:32:42,485 --> 01:32:47,698 ♪ Now she's there when all of my thoughts have gone 1577 01:32:47,698 --> 01:32:49,575 ♪ The scent of her hair 1578 01:32:49,575 --> 01:32:55,039 ♪ Can carry me along 1579 01:32:55,039 --> 01:32:59,748 ♪ There's no need for better 1580 01:33:00,836 --> 01:33:05,841 ♪ Now paperback fairytales 1581 01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:10,679 ♪ Are nothing compared to falling for her 1582 01:33:10,679 --> 01:33:19,313 ♪ How can I stand and watch her walk away? 1583 01:33:19,313 --> 01:33:24,485 ♪ When she's taken my heart 1584 01:33:24,485 --> 01:33:28,906 ♪ She's taken my soul 1585 01:33:28,906 --> 01:33:32,535 ♪ And without my noticing 1586 01:33:32,535 --> 01:33:38,249 ♪ She's taken my words 1587 01:33:38,249 --> 01:33:41,084 ♪ Oh, oh 1588 01:33:42,378 --> 01:33:45,089 ♪ Road goes on 1589 01:33:45,089 --> 01:33:47,717 ♪ And time teaches everyone 1590 01:33:47,717 --> 01:33:49,510 ♪ Once love's gone 1591 01:33:49,510 --> 01:33:55,391 ♪ It tears a piece inside 1592 01:33:55,391 --> 01:33:59,602 ♪ So how can I leave her? 1593 01:34:00,688 --> 01:34:05,860 ♪ Oh, paperback fairytales 1594 01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:10,823 ♪ Are nothing compared to falling for her 1595 01:34:10,823 --> 01:34:18,706 ♪ I'll never turn and let her walk away 1596 01:34:18,706 --> 01:34:20,583 ♪ She's taken everything 1597 01:34:20,583 --> 01:34:24,462 ♪ Yeah, she's taken my heart 1598 01:34:24,462 --> 01:34:29,133 ♪ She's taken my soul 1599 01:34:29,133 --> 01:34:32,678 ♪ And without my noticing 1600 01:34:32,678 --> 01:34:34,555 ♪ She's taken my words 1601 01:34:34,555 --> 01:34:38,517 ♪ She's taken my time 1602 01:34:38,517 --> 01:34:43,022 ♪ She's touched me deep inside 1603 01:34:43,022 --> 01:34:46,567 ♪ And without my noticing 1604 01:34:46,567 --> 01:34:48,778 ♪ She's taken my words 1605 01:34:48,778 --> 01:34:53,574 ♪ I cherish the moment I look in her eyes 1606 01:34:53,574 --> 01:34:59,455 ♪ Time on my hands seems to pass like the skies 1607 01:34:59,455 --> 01:35:03,667 ♪ I know her heart isn't mine 1608 01:35:03,667 --> 01:35:06,545 ♪ 'Cause she's taken over 1609 01:35:06,545 --> 01:35:10,925 ♪ Oohh oohh 1610 01:35:10,925 --> 01:35:15,096 ♪ Aahh aahh 1611 01:35:15,096 --> 01:35:17,181 ♪ She 1612 01:35:17,181 --> 01:35:19,975 ♪ She's taken my heart 1613 01:35:19,975 --> 01:35:22,311 ♪ She's taken my soul 1614 01:35:22,311 --> 01:35:25,022 ♪ She's taken my words 1615 01:35:25,022 --> 01:35:27,316 ♪ She's taken everything 1616 01:35:27,316 --> 01:35:31,153 ♪ She's taken my heart 1617 01:35:31,153 --> 01:35:35,241 ♪ She's taken my soul 1618 01:35:35,241 --> 01:35:39,620 ♪ And without my noticing 1619 01:35:39,620 --> 01:35:41,455 ♪ She's taken my words 1620 01:35:41,455 --> 01:35:45,334 ♪ She's taken my time 1621 01:35:46,134 --> 01:35:49,966 ♪ She's touched me deep inside... ♪