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<i>Another glorious day as Spider-Man.</i>

2
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<i>Still not used to calling myself that.</i>

3
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<i>I know it's usually an exaggeration</i>

4
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<i>to say someone's life changed overnight,</i>

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<i>but with me it's actually true.</i>

6
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<i>And it all started a few weeks ago,
right down there.</i>

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<i>Oscorp Industries,</i>

8
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<i>the world's premiere
chemical research facility.</i>

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<i>See, my class was on a field trip.</i>

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- Name?
- Peter Parker.

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P as in "phosphorous," E as in "electron,"

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- T as in--
- Okay, okay. You're on the list.

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- Just wear this at all times.
- Huh? Wow.

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My own Oscorp identification badge!

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I'm like Science Agent Double-Helix 7.

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You're also, like,

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- freaking me out, Pete.
- Whoa!

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<i>That's Harry Osborn.
He's my best friend.</i>

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<i>This is the first year
we're not in the same school together,</i>

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<i>because he recently got
into a school for geniuses--</i>

21
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<i>Horizon High.</i>

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<i>But he's here today because,
get this, his dad owns this place.</i>

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Harry, how are you not bursting
at the seams?

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You're a science geek.

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We're about to see some of the world's
most advanced equipment.

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It's my dad's company, Pete.

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It's like if we went on a field trip

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to visit your Aunt May
at a knitting factory.

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Huh.

30
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I didn't do it!

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<i>Remain calm.
Remain calm. Containment breach.</i>

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Is it a reactor meltdown?

33
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Gamma radiation? Asgardian interference?

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Some experimental spiders have escaped.

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You're in no danger.
We're collecting them as we speak.

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Spiders? Ha.

37
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And here I thought
we had something to worry about.

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Parker!

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Can you please stay out of trouble?

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I'm sorry, Mr. Smythe.

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Harry, I thought Midtown High
was rid of you.

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But if you insist on chaperoning us,

43
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please pair up with my son, Alistair.

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Peter's field trip partner is Liz Allan.

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Liz, keep a leash on Parker, will you?

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- Our tour is about to begin.
- Yes, sir.

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Welcome, everyone, to Oscorp Industries,

48
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the world's premier--
Premier

49
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...chemical research facility
and electronics manufacturer.

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- Sorry.
- That's okay.

51
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I expect you're all as excited
as this young man here

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to get to use such
state-of-the-art technology.

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But don't let the fancy equipment
fool you,

54
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because if you're a true scientist,

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you can solve any problem with this...

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using the five steps
of the scientific method.

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Which are, of course,
observation, hypothesis--

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Prediction, experimentation,
and conclusion.

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Sorry.

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Mr. Parker, another outburst from you,
and I'll kick you to the moon.

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Well, scientifically speaking, Mr. Smythe,
that's not possible.

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That's enough, Mr. Osborn.

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<i>I'd say the only thing
that unsettles a scientist</i>

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<i>is something called "chance"--</i>

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<i>when a situation
has no scientific rhyme or reason.</i>

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So, who's going to be the first
to examine our new robot?

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Harry, how about you and your partner?

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<i>That's when a series
of unique circumstances...</i>

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Why don't you let Pete's group go first?

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- He's really into this stuff.
- Awesome!

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<i>line up so perfectly
that the outcome...</i>

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Wait. I'm a lefty. Switch with me.

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<i>is an event
of unusual magnitude.</i>

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Ow!

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I don't feel so good.

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Are you okay, Pete?

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I don't know. Where's the--

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Down the hall, to the right.

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No. Wait.
I think that one's under construction.

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Huh?

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What in the world's happening to me?

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Hot.

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Ahh. Ahh. Better.

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Okay. Relax, Pete.

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It's just a spider bite.

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No reason to--

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To be alarmed.

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Aah!

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Aah! Huh.

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I can see.

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I can see without my glasses!

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Okay.

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Okay, walk it off, Pete. Just walk it off.

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You've been bitten by things before.
No big deal.

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There was that summer
you were bitten by that dog.

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And I know at least a thousand mosquitoes
have taken a nibble.

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So this is probably no different, right?

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Hmm?

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Aaahhh!

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Pete? You in here, buddy?

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Pete? Hmm.

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I've gotta get out of here.

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<i>You'd think
I'd share something this big</i>

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<i>with my best friend, Harry.</i>

105
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<i>But my head was spinning,
and I felt like I needed</i>

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<i>to understand it myself first.</i>

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Okay, focus, Pete. You can do this.

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This is just a problem
like any other, right?

109
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Now, how would a scientist
go about solving this?

110
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Right!
The five steps of the scientific method!

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Thank you, Madame Curie.

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And those steps are,

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observation, hypothesis, prediction,

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experimentation, and conclusion.

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No, Mr. Nobel.

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Panic is not one of the steps.

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That's something I added on my own.

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You're right. Stick with the basics.

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Step one, observation.

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I have observed that I seem
to have the powers of a spider,

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presumably given to me

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by one of the experimental spiders
that got loose at Oscorp--

123
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Wait! What's happening?

124
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It feels like my entire body's
covered in goose bumps.

125
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And they're all telling me to...

126
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jump! Unh!

127
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Huh?

128
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Hey, look at that kid!
How's he doing that?

129
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Uh-oh. Can't deal with this now.

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Observations indicate
that I have a spider's sense

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and a spider's stickiness.

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Whoa! I could never do this before.

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This could totally come in handy.

134
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But do I also have a spider's strength?

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In class we learned that spiders can lift
173 times their own weight--

136
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Hey, guys, look at this!

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Somebody hand me my phone.

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Huh! And have you get a million hits
thanks to me?

139
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I don't think so, lady.

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And that's a big yes
for the super-strength.

141
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Because this just got awesome.

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Think fast.

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If you could gain the powers
of any creature in the world,

144
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what would it be?

145
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Not so easy, huh?

146
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Well, statistically speaking,

147
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the odds are 147 to one

148
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that you would choose a spider.

149
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But guess what?

150
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Its powers are amazing.

151
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This is Peter Parker,

152
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applying the five steps
of the scientific method to--

153
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well, to whatever it is
that's happening to me

154
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since being bitten by that spider.

155
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I've already observed
the effects of the spider bite.

156
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So now it comes to step number two, hypothesis.

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That's a suggested solution
for an unexplained occurrence.

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So I hypothesize that I'll be able
to embrace these powers

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in order to use them to my advantage.

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A spider has sensors all over its body
that alert it to danger.

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I am getting better at feeling them.

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I call it my "Spider-Sense."

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Spiders spin webs. Huh.

164
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Not so much for me.

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But that seems like something
I can create in my lab.

166
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Mm-hm. The composition of a spider's web
is made up of liquid protein

167
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that hardens the more it's stretched.

168
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Spiders have an easy time making webs.

169
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I'm gonna have to work on that.

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Okay, I think I worked out all the kinks.

171
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Now, if they only just told time
and played music,

172
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I could make a fortune.

173
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But can a watch do this?

174
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I think not.

175
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Ha! Touchdown!

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Or whatever it is you call it in baseball.

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Yeesh! Sorry.

178
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Wow. I can make virtually anything.

179
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Let's start with something simple.

180
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Yeah.

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Nice and comfy.

182
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Ow.

183
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My own pair of web boxing gloves.

184
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Whoa!

185
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,750
Still comfy.

186
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,250
Okay. Stay focused, Pete.

187
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Something useful.

188
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Flies are a spider's main source
of nutrition.

189
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Come on!

190
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Now I've got you.

191
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Ah! Think I'm getting the hang of this.

192
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Now the real test. Can my webs support me?

193
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And since I don't want anyone
seeing Peter Parker

194
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falling flat on the sidewalk...

195
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Can't believe I'm doing this on purpose.

196
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Hmm.

197
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Okay. Here goes nothing.

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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Huh?

199
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They work!

200
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I am definitely getting the hang of this.

201
00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:05,333
Whoa!

202
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,000
Aah! Wall, one. Parker, zero.

203
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:10,875
Hello, world!

204
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,959
My name is Peter Parker,

205
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,333
but you might know me as...

206
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:16,709
Web-Face!

207
00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,834
No, that doesn't sound right.

208
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:22,166
You might know me as Bug Boy?

209
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,667
Too cutesy. Daddy Longlegs.

210
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Not tall enough.

211
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:30,083
I wish there were five steps
for coming up with a good name.

212
00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,834
Right now, I'm focused on the five steps
of the scientific method.

213
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,166
It's what I'm using to assess
what's happened to me.

214
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,458
And I'm up to step three...

215
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,625
prediction.

216
00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:43,041
You there, come over and let me
tell your future.

217
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,333
Sorry, lady.

218
00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:46,333
I don't believe in all that hocus-pocus.

219
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,500
- I'm a scientist.
- Really?

220
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:52,291
Because I see fame and fortune
in your future.

221
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,542
Really? Tell me more.

222
00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:57,375
Come now. Let me read your palm.

223
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,041
Aah!

224
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,458
Mm!

225
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:07,875
Sorry. That happens to me a lot.

226
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,667
I take it you're an entertainer.

227
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,208
That's what I was thinking.

228
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,792
I mean, with all the things I can do,

229
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,667
I'm sure I could be a household name.

230
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,375
I'm charming, quick-witted,

231
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,667
and I can do whatever a spider can.

232
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,417
Can you get me out of this web?

233
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,083
Everything but that.

234
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:26,125
I'm not actually sure
how long the webs last yet, so--

235
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,834
Huh? Ah! Ahh! Ah!

236
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,041
Make that an hour.

237
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,458
The webs dissolve in an hour.

238
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,834
I gotta go. Sorry. And thanks!

239
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,375
Hey! You owe me $10!

240
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,750
Fame and fortune!

241
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,208
I knew that spider bite
would lead to big things.

242
00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,542
But if I'm going to be in the limelight,

243
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,500
I'm gonna need something better
than a web mask.

244
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,458
I'm gonna need a whole costume!

245
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,000
And something to get the webbing
out of my nose.

246
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:59,125
Hmm? What to wear?

247
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,417
There's gotta be something in here
I can use.

248
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,583
Uh-uh.

249
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:06,709
Ah!

250
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,500
Homemade Iron Man.

251
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,417
Too Halloweeny.

252
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,417
Ta-da!

253
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,709
Too obvious.

254
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:22,333
Mm, too much.

255
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,083
Not bad.

256
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,250
Thank goodness I had the resources.

257
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,125
Peter, have you seen
my blue tights?

258
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,667
I think they're called sweats, Aunt May.

259
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,875
And, no, I haven't.

260
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,208
Okay. How should I kick-start
this career of mine?

261
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,166
Audition for a movie?

262
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,041
Host a video on the Internet?

263
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,375
Host a kids' show?

264
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,291
So many options.

265
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,709
But something tells me
I'll know it when I see it.

266
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,000
Nope. I got nothing.

267
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,875
Wrestling! That's it!

268
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:05,709
The perfect place to try out step four
of the scientific method,

269
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,792
experimentation.

270
00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,625
Yeah!

271
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,083
Welcome, everyone,
to another episode

272
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,000
of <i>So You Want To Be A Wrestler.</i>

273
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,583
The show where nonprofessionals
get a chance

274
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,792
to compete against actual wrestlers.

275
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:26,959
This week, our judges have discovered
quite an interesting fellow.

276
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,125
He calls himself "The Spider."

277
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,959
But does he have the moves to prove it?
Let's take a look.

278
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,500
I don't know if you know this,

279
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,291
but spiders are incredibly strong,

280
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,875
and have been known to live
in every habitat known to man,

281
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,917
aside from the sea and air, of course.

282
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,959
Commonly mislabeled as insects,

283
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,792
spiders are actually
from the Arachnida class, which--

284
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,834
Can you just show us what you can do?

285
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:55,000
Huh? Oh, yeah. Sure.

286
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,333
Well, if there's such a thing
as a spider-nerd,

287
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,667
I think we might've just met one.

288
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,917
But he might be
an endangered species soon,

289
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,291
because today he's going up
against our champion,

290
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,667
Bone Saw McGee!

291
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,417
I don't know who that is. Is he good?

292
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:11,250
I really just recently got
into this whole wrestling thing.

293
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,709
Is he good? Take a look.

294
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,583
Yeah!

295
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,458
Oh, yeah!

296
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:32,208
No one can defeat me!

297
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,083
He broke the camera with his face.

298
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,917
And now it's the moment
we've all been waiting for,

299
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,500
the main event!

300
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,208
What's going through
your mind right now?

301
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,792
Honestly?

302
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,834
The five steps of the scientific method.

303
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,917
I'm up to step number four, experimentation.

304
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,625
I'm hoping this little wrestling stint

305
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:56,792
will help me come up with
a fifth step, which--

306
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,583
I meant regarding the wrestling match.

307
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,875
Oh. Uh, are there time-outs?

308
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,291
Hey! Stop that guy!
He broke in without clearance!

309
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,583
- Whoa! Not my problem.
- Out of my way, man!

310
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,583
Hey, Spider, you're on.

311
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,458
Come on!

312
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,750
Thanks for nothing.

313
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,959
Sorry, I gotta save my moves
for the judges,

314
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,375
and my smile for the fans.

315
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,083
Seems there was a little bit
of commotion back there.

316
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,834
But now there's a lot of commotion
up here,

317
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,917
because here comes Bone Saw McGee!

318
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,959
Where is he? Where's The Spider?

319
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:43,917
I'm gonna turn his 15 minutes of fame
into 15 broken bones.

320
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,917
Uhh, hi.

321
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,667
How long do I have to fight him?

322
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,417
Just until the commercial.

323
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,250
I don't think I've ever looked forward
to a commercial so much in my--

324
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,458
Oh, Spider-Sen-- Aah!

325
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,875
Ow! A chair?

326
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,000
I don't think that's--

327
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:14,458
Like a bug splattered
on a windshield.

328
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,959
Well, if chairs are allowed,

329
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,792
then I guess webs are too!

330
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:21,000
You don't mind webs, right?

331
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,875
I heard you were down to earth!

332
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,917
It's over, insect.

333
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:30,083
Fight me like a man!

334
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:31,959
Oh, I am.

335
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,500
A spider man!

336
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,417
Hoo-hoo!

337
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:40,125
I think Bone Saw stars with that one.

338
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,500
I'll show you stars!

339
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,458
Let's try a little ricochet wrestler.

340
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,834
Hey!

341
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,000
Had enough back and forth?

342
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,750
Touchdown!

343
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,917
Looks like we have a new champion.

344
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:10,500
- How do you feel?
- I'm just glad it's over.

345
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,625
What do I win?

346
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,917
A yearlong tour
of being our number one wrestler.

347
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,583
- Oh.
- And this trophy.

348
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,625
So much for the fortune part.

349
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,458
Hey, Spider, give me a good pose.

350
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:26,125
Because you're gonna remember this day
for the rest of your life.

351
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,125
<i>This is the first
sports trophy I ever got,</i>

352
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,417
<i>granted it was awarded to "The Spider."</i>

353
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,792
<i>But that's because I won it</i>

354
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:40,000
<i>putting my new powers to use
as a masked wrestler.</i>

355
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,291
<i>The trophy is made up
of three different kinds of metal</i>

356
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,291
<i>and two different dioxides.</i>

357
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,750
<i>I know that because I'm really
into science,</i>

358
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,667
<i>a subject my Uncle Ben
encouraged me to pursue.</i>

359
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,375
<i>He would've been proud of this trophy.</i>

360
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,583
<i>But he'll never get a chance to see it.</i>

361
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,875
<i>Because you know what else is made up</i>

362
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,417
<i>of three different kinds of metal?</i>

363
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,917
<i>That's what ended my uncle's life</i>

364
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,000
<i>when he surprised a burglar
earlier tonight.</i>

365
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,333
Knowing you, Uncle Ben,

366
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,750
you'd say to look for the lesson
in all of this,

367
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,291
because that's the kind of stuff
you were made of.

368
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,041
Now I'm too angry to feel that way.

369
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,125
So now it's time
to find out what I'm made of.

370
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,542
Patrol 540 en route.

371
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,667
Suspect in pursuit.

372
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,375
<i>The cops said the burglar
is holed up in this warehouse.</i>

373
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,709
<i>They also said to let them handle it.</i>

374
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,250
Huh?

375
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,834
What are you supposed to be?

376
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,125
Payback.

377
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:54,333
- I don't think so.
- You're coming with me!

378
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,792
- Don't hurt me!
- Are you making a request,

379
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,834
or quoting someone else from tonight?

380
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,166
I didn't mean to--

381
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,417
Save your excuses!

382
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:14,417
All I wanna hear is your screams.

383
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,542
Huh?

384
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,417
That face!

385
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:21,834
I remember that face!

386
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,250
Hey, stop that guy!
Came through without clearance!

387
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,542
Out of my way, man!

388
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,709
Come on! Come on!

389
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,625
Thanks for nothing.

390
00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,083
And my smile for the fans.

391
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,166
What have I done?

392
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,375
What have I done?

393
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,125
<i>Hold it right there!
You're under arrest!</i>

394
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,709
<i>- On your knees!</i>
- You got me!

395
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,625
Just don't leave me alone
with that spider thing.

396
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,792
<i>The burglar went to prison, of course,</i>

397
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,709
<i>and got 25 years to life.</i>

398
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,792
<i>But I got something that night too,</i>

399
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,959
<i>a greater understanding
of what matters in this world.</i>

400
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,333
<i>People like Uncle Ben
can never be replaced,</i>

401
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,667
<i>but the things they stood for
can be carried on</i>

402
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,917
<i>through our beliefs and through our work.</i>

403
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,125
Since being bitten
by that spider at Oscorp,

404
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,667
I've observed the changes within myself,

405
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,542
hypothesized
that I'd be able to embrace them,

406
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:37,000
predicted the role I'd play in society,

407
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,166
and experimented
how best to use these powers.

408
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,583
Now for my conclusion,

409
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,667
and that is this...

410
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,000
They're not to be taken lightly.

411
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,959
I've been given a gift of great power.

412
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,041
My Uncle Ben once said,

413
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,917
"With great power
comes great responsibility."

414
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,583
<i>I don't think I truly understood</i>

415
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,041
<i>what he meant until that night.</i>

416
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,208
<i>But in order to live up to that motto,</i>

417
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,291
<i>I need to become something more
than a celebrity.</i>

418
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,291
<i>I need to become a symbol,</i>

419
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,208
<i>- a beacon of hope.</i>
- Hi!

420
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,875
<i>I need to become a hero.</i>

421
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,041
<i>I'm not saying it's been easy,</i>

422
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,625
<i>but it's how I've made sense
of what's happened to me.</i>

423
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,709
<i>And I'm sure it's what
Uncle Ben would've wanted.</i>

424
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,125
<i>- So, the next time you see me</i>

425
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,417
<i>swinging by your window,</i>

426
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,291
<i>know that although
I've been called many things,</i>

427
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:28,625
<i>a menace, amazing,
spectacular, sensational,</i>

428
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:32,166
<i>you'll know me best as Spider-Man!</i>


