1 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Oh. 2 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:46,060 You know, Zena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. 3 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,300 Just you and me. 4 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,020 While no one's trying to kill us right now. 5 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,560 I know, Gabrielle. But to have someone hustling local villagers or cards? 6 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,700 It's just like a total kiss, man. 7 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,000 We need to go check it out. 8 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,340 I know. 9 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,780 I know you're right. 10 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,040 I'm just disappointed. 11 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,040 We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. 12 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,920 Come on. 13 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,560 I don't think we should play another hand. 14 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,560 We just can't afford to lose anymore. 15 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,980 She's right. Our husbands will be quite angry with us. 16 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,120 Ladies. 17 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,500 Ladies, you can't afford to stop playing now. 18 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,200 I couldn't possibly win another round. 19 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:41,900 Come on. 20 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,680 I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand. 21 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,760 You know, I think my luck is changing. 22 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,180 Mine too. I think you're in trouble this time, Metallicus. 23 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,840 I hope I am. 24 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,790 What are the odds, ladies? 25 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:28,170 I'm sorry. 26 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:31,650 That's unbelievable. You must have won like 10 amps in a row. 27 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,310 It's more like 13, but that's irrelevant. 28 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,410 Time to pay up. 29 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,950 But we don't have anything left. 30 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:48,340 But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you. It'll just take some time. 31 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,080 There's no credit here, lady. 32 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,640 Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husband. 33 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,260 Wait! Isn't there something we could do? 34 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,000 What do you have in mind? 35 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,400 Well... Maybe we could... 36 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,540 Work off our debt. 37 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:24,000 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, I think we have a deal. 38 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,460 Yeah. 39 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:41,160 You girls smell so clean. 40 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,070 Even though we're doing a little chorus. Oh, yeah. 41 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,770 A dirty little bar went. 42 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:48,990 Yes. 43 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:51,530 Oh, God. 44 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:57,730 Oh, yes. 45 00:06:58,290 --> 00:06:59,930 Oh, where'd she go? 46 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,870 She's gone. She's gone. 47 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,920 You smell clean. 48 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,580 Oh, it seems to live. Just get in there. 49 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,699 You don't understand. 50 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,700 I have sex. A pelican. 51 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,500 I've had sex with queens. 52 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,840 Thank you. 53 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,320 Thank you. 54 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,280 No, no, no, no, no, no. 55 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,660 What is it that you want? 56 00:32:57,620 --> 00:33:03,860 Are you aware of what your son, Cupid, is doing down there on Earth? 57 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:08,680 No, I wasn't aware, but he's a god as well. I don't think it's any of your 58 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,680 concern. 59 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,060 Is that so? 60 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,920 Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that. 61 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,320 Uh, no, wait, wait. 62 00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:21,140 Wait. Can't we... 63 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:22,430 work something out. 64 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:27,670 I am the god of war and your spell will not last long on me. 65 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:35,150 I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son Cupid before I go to 66 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:36,510 you give yourself to me. 67 00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:41,690 Ares, I will show you that love is stronger than war. 68 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:49,870 Show me how powerful love is. 69 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,100 Don't I always? 70 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,620 We'll see about that. 71 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,320 Mmm. 72 00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,660 Yeah. 73 00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,030 This feels so good. 74 00:54:42,910 --> 00:54:47,730 Is that goddess pussy feel good? 75 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,660 under my control. 76 00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:20,100 And we will be unstoppable. 77 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,920 Okay, Draco, I have two problems with that. 78 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,080 How are you going to get Cupid to go along with your plan? And do you really 79 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,940 think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena? 80 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:34,780 I've got Cupid just where I want him. 81 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:41,020 And if his spell will work on you, Alty, I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose. 82 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,600 Cupid, come in here, my friend. 83 00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:55,950 Miss you too, my friend. 84 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:59,230 What's it been? All of five minutes since I've seen you last? 85 00:57:59,450 --> 00:58:02,210 I know, man, but this is far too long. I love you guys. 86 00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:04,890 Jeez. 87 00:58:07,870 --> 00:58:13,750 Cupid, why don't you demonstrate to Alty here the power of your arrow? 88 00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:36,320 really doubt that he's gonna... You 89 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:43,460 know, 90 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,980 I never noticed how handsome you were before. 91 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,300 You're more attractive than all the gods combined. 92 01:23:54,430 --> 01:23:57,470 Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that you want something. 93 01:23:57,970 --> 01:24:02,450 Well, there is something, and I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super 94 01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:04,570 important. I'm afraid to ask. 95 01:24:05,910 --> 01:24:10,330 Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is gonna tell Zeus. 96 01:24:10,890 --> 01:24:11,890 He's a god. 97 01:24:11,950 --> 01:24:13,230 I'm sure he can take care of himself. 98 01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:16,330 But you're his favorite uncle. He looks up to you. 99 01:24:16,610 --> 01:24:17,610 Yeah. 100 01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:20,490 Well, I'm gonna be going. 101 01:24:21,100 --> 01:24:22,500 to tend to more pressing matters. 102 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:25,840 Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay. 103 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:28,440 Xena? 104 01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:31,380 What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her? 105 01:24:32,740 --> 01:24:34,040 I'm sure you'll find out. 106 01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:36,120 You better hurry. 107 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,500 If you're lying, I'll be back. 108 01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:01,280 Xena! 109 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:03,720 Gabrielle! 110 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,880 You've come all this way just to see me? 111 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:10,040 The Pelican tells of you hustling the villagers has come a great way. 112 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:12,900 They're about to retaliate. 113 01:25:13,740 --> 01:25:15,320 We're here to save you from yourself. 114 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:22,100 Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll 115 01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:23,100 just fine. 116 01:25:23,860 --> 01:25:24,860 Xena! 117 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,060 If nothing else, you're so predictable. 118 01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:29,750 So you're here to see me? 119 01:25:30,250 --> 01:25:32,050 I'm lucky for an LT with you. 120 01:25:32,350 --> 01:25:33,750 How about that of you an LT? 121 01:25:34,390 --> 01:25:37,230 On Amazon, doing the bidding of this warlord. 122 01:25:38,270 --> 01:25:39,830 You're just cutting your whole race. 123 01:25:40,710 --> 01:25:43,410 I left the Amazon a long time ago. 124 01:25:44,030 --> 01:25:46,850 And you should be worrying about other things. 125 01:25:47,270 --> 01:25:48,270 Like what? 126 01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,690 Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you. 127 01:25:52,510 --> 01:25:53,510 Now keep it! 128 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:10,080 Obviously the one. I think you did just fine. 129 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,260 Come on, let's go. 130 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:18,380 Wait. 131 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,500 Wait for me, wait for me. 132 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,040 Get real. Not so fast, you know. You have to go through me first. 133 01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:32,880 Well, if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas, it would be 134 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:33,880 right now. 135 01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:35,140 See you later, gang. 136 01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:32,760 And you were in trouble. 137 01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:34,680 I'm just fine. 138 01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:42,320 But Gabrielle, if anything happens to her... I'll 139 01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:43,320 help you find her. 140 01:49:45,860 --> 01:49:49,660 She's lucky to have such a friend like you. 141 01:49:51,900 --> 01:49:53,480 We'll look for her first light, okay? 142 01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:58,160 I'm lucky enough to have such a friend like you. 143 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,680 Yeah. 144 01:53:43,660 --> 01:53:44,660 Thank you. 145 01:55:13,450 --> 01:55:16,010 Your strong hands are stroking your big fucking cock. 146 01:56:19,430 --> 01:56:20,830 Hmm. 147 02:00:14,030 --> 02:00:15,030 Oh! 148 02:03:14,060 --> 02:03:15,060 Oh my - 149 02:09:42,730 --> 02:09:44,310 Fucking balls in my asshole too. 150 02:09:46,450 --> 02:09:49,790 Come on, get these down and do a little fucking slap. 151 02:10:16,360 --> 02:10:17,360 Come on, Robin. 152 02:10:17,840 --> 02:10:19,380 Push me in your goddamn dick. 153 02:11:31,690 --> 02:11:35,250 You're right, you're a fucking dick. Yes, I'm a fucking bitch. 154 02:11:46,930 --> 02:11:51,690 I only 155 02:11:51,690 --> 02:11:56,750 have three fingers at a time. 156 02:11:57,650 --> 02:11:58,650 There's four. 157 02:11:58,950 --> 02:12:00,270 I have four fingers. 158 02:12:00,970 --> 02:12:02,290 That's what it doesn't take. 159 02:12:36,360 --> 02:12:39,100 I'm gonna cheat on your fucking dick with my ass on it. 160 02:12:42,400 --> 02:12:43,940 It's like I'm stroking her. 161 02:12:53,020 --> 02:12:54,020 Sorry, 162 02:12:54,720 --> 02:12:55,720 my fucking table. 163 02:12:55,880 --> 02:12:56,920 I burnt on you. 164 02:13:31,920 --> 02:13:32,920 Mm -hmm. 165 02:13:32,940 --> 02:13:34,940 Open and close. 166 02:13:35,700 --> 02:13:37,800 Open and close. 167 02:13:39,060 --> 02:13:41,560 Sucking your dick with every fucking stroke. 168 02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:48,820 Using my tattles. I'm just keeping it tight and making sure I 169 02:13:48,820 --> 02:13:51,640 don't have room in my goddamn mouth. I want my dick. 170 02:15:27,920 --> 02:15:30,700 You have to feel it all the time. Just like that. 171 02:15:34,420 --> 02:15:35,480 Just like that. 172 02:15:37,040 --> 02:15:42,740 I see 173 02:15:42,740 --> 02:15:52,860 now 174 02:15:52,860 --> 02:15:54,700 that your fucking heart turned into me. 175 02:15:57,160 --> 02:15:58,580 I was going to tell him. 176 02:15:58,880 --> 02:16:03,840 I was going to tell him. I was going to tell him. I was going to tell him. I was 177 02:16:03,840 --> 02:16:03,860 going 178 02:16:03,860 --> 02:16:12,680 to 179 02:16:12,680 --> 02:16:14,740 tell him. 180 02:20:26,350 --> 02:20:30,230 I see Xena still has you fighting for battles for her. I must say, I'm a bit 181 02:20:30,230 --> 02:20:31,230 disappointed. 182 02:20:31,550 --> 02:20:33,250 I would never disappoint a host. 183 02:20:33,830 --> 02:20:34,970 He's here for Cupid. 184 02:20:35,910 --> 02:20:37,350 Are you sure? 185 02:20:38,270 --> 02:20:40,210 Would you mind helping with our old friend here? 186 02:20:41,090 --> 02:20:43,270 Hercules, thank you, but I got this. 187 02:20:45,690 --> 02:20:46,690 If you insist. 188 02:20:47,630 --> 02:20:49,650 Must be taking my favorite nephew. 189 02:21:10,790 --> 02:21:11,790 It'll be your last. 190 02:22:17,180 --> 02:22:21,240 Now we'll get that... One time you were with Gabriel. 191 02:22:21,980 --> 02:22:23,000 Just you and me. 192 02:22:23,500 --> 02:22:24,920 Are you looking forward to it? 193 02:22:26,260 --> 02:22:27,260 I guess. 194 02:22:28,980 --> 02:22:30,960 I put us both in danger, Athena. 195 02:22:31,780 --> 02:22:33,460 What if you were the one to take the arrow? 196 02:22:33,700 --> 02:22:35,480 I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. 197 02:22:37,120 --> 02:22:38,160 I'm a weak link. 198 02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:39,960 Don't ever say that. 199 02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:41,580 Don't ever think that. 200 02:22:42,360 --> 02:22:44,080 It's your love that makes me stronger. 201 02:22:44,560 --> 02:22:45,560 Don't you know that? 202 02:22:59,630 --> 02:23:01,190 Come on, let's go home. 203 02:23:44,420 --> 02:23:45,840 I don't want to bother you. 204 02:26:28,400 --> 02:26:29,800 Oh. 205 02:27:21,770 --> 02:27:23,550 Look at George, he's trying to play rough with me. 206 02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:39,380 Take me like a little fucking toy. 207 02:33:44,660 --> 02:33:46,420 Do you want to come here? 208 02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:49,740 It's fucking hot and fucking dirty.