1 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,070 PRESENTER: CHUA LAM 2 00:01:11,612 --> 00:01:15,699 STARRING: SHING FUI-ON, PAULINE WONG, GLORIA YIP, KUNIMURA JUN, TSE WAI-KIT 3 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:19,661 CAMEOS: AMY YIP, AMY WU, CAROL LEE, PETER LAI 4 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,289 ACTION DIRECTOR: WONG KWAN SECOND ACTION DIRECTOR: PHILIP KWOK 5 00:01:22,456 --> 00:01:24,458 CAR STUNTS: BRUCE LAW STUNTS UNLIMITED MOTORBIKE STUNTS: BRUCE LAW 6 00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:28,003 CINEMATOGRAPHER: NAKAGAWA KENICHI EDITORS: NG WANG-HUNG, PETER CHEUNG 7 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:29,087 ORIGINAL MUSIC: CHUI YAT-KAN 8 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:33,133 PLANNING: LEUNG CHI-WA, AMY CHIM SCREENWRITER: NG GAM-HUNG 9 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:36,595 PRODUCER: CHOW CHUN-TUNG 10 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:41,474 DIRECTOR: IVAN LAI 11 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:47,564 DOORWAY TO VIRTUE 12 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,901 IN COMPLETE HARMONY 13 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,569 PRECIOUS HALL OF THREE TEACHINGS 14 00:01:55,781 --> 00:01:57,574 Bodhisattva, bless us... 15 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,202 I'm dying for a son. 16 00:02:00,369 --> 00:02:02,204 Please give us a baby with a willie. 17 00:02:02,371 --> 00:02:03,705 Twins would be fine too. 18 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,834 As long as everyone makes it out alive. Thank you, Bodhisattva. 19 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,837 Bodhisattva, ignore my crazy husband. 20 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:12,673 I heard twins really stretch your belly. 21 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,091 But... 22 00:02:14,258 --> 00:02:16,635 If our children come out obedient and clever.. 23 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:19,888 And if it makes my husband happy... I guess stretch marks are fine. 24 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,224 Excuse me, Bodhisattva... I misspoke. 25 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,767 One is enough. 26 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:26,186 I heard that birthing twins is extra painful. 27 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,939 So much so that women twist the bed frame right off. 28 00:02:29,106 --> 00:02:31,858 Only one is good. Thank you, Bodhisattva! 29 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:42,869 Honey, come throw the moon blocks. 30 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,371 Really? 31 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:46,498 I'm a survivor, nothing will happen to me. 32 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,501 Spit that out and say something nice. 33 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,754 Bodhisattva, please don't mind him. This kid doesn't know what he's done. 34 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,756 - Hurry up, do it! - Do I have to? 35 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,550 Please don't let my cheating husband catch something. 36 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:59,136 Let me win at the races, and then at the lottery. 37 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:01,179 Let me find a couple million. 38 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,896 Oh, Bodhisattva! 39 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:12,232 I've broken your moon blocks! 40 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,276 Bodhisattva, save me! 41 00:03:14,443 --> 00:03:15,652 What is it? 42 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,279 Oh, nothing... 43 00:03:17,446 --> 00:03:21,283 - What did the blocks say? - Great fortune awaits! Come on. Let's go. 44 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:25,537 Oh, Bodhisattva, I do know... that I"m quite greedy as a person, 45 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,916 but, Bodhisattva, I'm very faithful! 46 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,043 I stole my sister-in-law's heels yesterday, 47 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:33,670 and when they didn't fit, I threw them out. 48 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:36,799 I promise to steal less! 49 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:39,634 Granny! 50 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:42,971 These were yours. 51 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:45,766 - They didn't break? - They didn't. 52 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,851 - Nothing to worry about! - Thank you, sir! 53 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:54,315 Where's my car? 54 00:03:54,483 --> 00:03:56,735 That little dipshit probably took it for a joyride. 55 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:06,286 Hey, you fucking idiot, are you bored at home or something? 56 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,580 Cripples shouldn't party. 57 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,582 Does the law say cripples can't party? 58 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:11,792 Fuck you. 59 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,461 Power Steering! 60 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,591 Inspector Joe, you're all done at the temple? 61 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,178 This old thing goes pretty fast! 62 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,431 How dare you take my car for a joyride! 63 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,142 - I'll lock you up! - He's not good enough to steal a car. 64 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,394 But small things... are a different story. 65 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:34,481 My crystal keychain disappeared, just like that. 66 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,861 Now, I don't know if it disappeared 'just like that', 67 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:42,489 but I do know during dinner last night, that someone's fart went 'poot'. 68 00:04:42,656 --> 00:04:44,407 That I heard clearly! 69 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,286 Hey, that"s enough. You little crippled bug... 70 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:50,372 Shut it, kid. That's my wife. 71 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:53,124 If you respected me, you wouldn't take in this criminal! 72 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:56,128 Look at his ugly mug, bad breath, and he's eating all our food! 73 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:59,756 And our neighbours think we're in a Triad! I don't know what you see in him! 74 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:03,009 Honey, he was only a child when he was sent to juvie. 75 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,846 A child? Take off his pants and see if he's a child! 76 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,932 Honey, don't get mad, you'll upset the baby. 77 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:14,771 You little shit... 78 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,274 Try not to make my wife mad, okay? 79 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:19,776 Brother Joe, she's just got a short fuse. 80 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:23,405 Pregnant women are hormonal. Just be nice to her. 81 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:29,244 - I'll do it for you. - Little shit. 82 00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:31,663 Brother Joe, I almost forgot to tell you. 83 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,667 - What? - I heard there'll be a bank robbery. 84 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,545 - Are you serious? - Wouldn’t Kill you to check it out. 85 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:38,628 Hey, can we go yet? 86 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:47,095 Honey, something came up, can you go to the checkup on your own? 87 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:51,099 So now even the baby doesn't matter. 88 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,228 All right, just hold on tight to him, then! 89 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:59,191 Honey, I really have work to do. The moment I finish, I'll head home, okay? 90 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,901 Who cares if you ever come back! 91 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,527 Taxi! 92 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,948 - Honey! - Hey, it's time, are you coming? 93 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:09,701 Let's go! 94 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,371 You better not be pulling my leg. 95 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,830 This is legit intel! 96 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:16,834 The guy who told me is my ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend. 97 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:18,460 What makes it true? 98 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,212 Of course it's true. 99 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,963 How can you be so sure? 100 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,759 If it wasn't true, how come he's trying to get me killed later? 101 00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:37,520 Stop the car! 102 00:06:42,818 --> 00:06:43,860 Are you blind? 103 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,112 Sorry, sorry. 104 00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:51,242 You little shit... You know I'm allergic to cigarettes! Wanna kill me? 105 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:55,121 It just slipped my mind... I'll walk from here. 106 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,627 Are you telling the police station? 107 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:03,755 I better take a look first. It'd be so embarrassing if it's nothing. 108 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:08,009 Hey, see you tonight! 109 00:07:11,513 --> 00:07:12,388 Hello? 110 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:14,641 Hello? 111 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,059 Hello? 112 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,479 Hello, hello? 113 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,481 Hey! 114 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:26,319 Calls these days are so strange! 115 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:28,363 That little shit... 116 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:31,574 That Power Steering... I told him to throw that phone into the sea. 117 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,620 Let's go. 118 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,753 Hey! 119 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,048 Miss Gucci, so nice of you to visit, take a seat. 120 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:47,424 Here to take me to a movie? 121 00:07:47,591 --> 00:07:50,719 There's a new pink film that's really good, let's see it together! 122 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,097 Go see it with your mother. 123 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,601 Golly, something's the matter! 124 00:07:59,436 --> 00:08:02,188 Think harder... see if you can remember who it was. 125 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,154 You bad boys... who was peeping on ETC? 126 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,740 What?! Her?! 127 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:13,116 Her? Are you kidding? 128 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,326 You can't be serious... 129 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,579 We'd peep on a gigolo before peeping on her! 130 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,456 You're a different story... 131 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:22,208 What's a woman you can't feel up? 132 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:27,422 Don't be so haughty. I'm serious. 133 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:30,342 Who was up smoking a joint with her last night? 134 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:32,969 Smoking, sure... But we didn't touch you, ETC! 135 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:36,140 - After I got high last night-- - And that's our fault? 136 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:38,433 Are you sure you weren't touching yourself? 137 00:08:41,353 --> 00:08:42,771 So no one will admit it? 138 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,443 Bring me two Super Big Macs. 139 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,573 Fondle them. 140 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,868 I told you to fondle them! 141 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:23,228 You! 142 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:44,499 You... 143 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,550 Hey, it was you! 144 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:56,344 How could it be me? I only have one burger to work with! 145 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,348 ETC said that the jerk last night touched one breast lightly 146 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,724 with two hands last night! 147 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,435 She's lying! 148 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:07,022 Lying? Take a bite for us, then. 149 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,192 - Bite? - Bite! 150 00:10:17,574 --> 00:10:22,074 ETC said that the jerk bit her lightly! It's definitely you! 151 00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:24,497 It was you! 152 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,835 You've won the lottery, Rocky! 153 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:32,088 Yeah. ETC is, at most, a C cup, and you still peeped on her. 154 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:35,092 - You're so selfless! - Oh, Mother! 155 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,261 I've let you down. 156 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,973 You terrible mouth, I'll slap you! You terrible hand, I'll chop you off! 157 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,560 Hey, what about your thingy? Should we cut it off? 158 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:47,729 No, don't! Or there will be no more pleasure for me. 159 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:48,688 Mummy! 160 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,233 - Hey! We're not done here! - Wait for me! Hubby! 161 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,610 And I wanted to catch a movie with her... 162 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,738 - Stop! - Hubby, wait for me! 163 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,701 What are you doing? 164 00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:03,745 Robbery! 165 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:08,917 Sixty seconds. 166 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,927 Get down! Keep quiet! 167 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:29,896 On the ground! 168 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,444 Thirty seconds. 169 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,530 What are you doing? 170 00:11:44,119 --> 00:11:46,913 Shut up! Smile! I said, smile! 171 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:56,881 Leave no witnesses! 172 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,555 - Don't move! - Get up! 173 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,558 - Don't do anything stupid! - Help! 174 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:49,809 - Gucci! - Help! 175 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:50,852 Shut up! 176 00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:55,189 Get in! 177 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,265 - Let me go, I'm pretty annoying! - Shut up! 178 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,235 Damn cop! 179 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,108 Freeze! 180 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,401 Throw down your weapons! 181 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,195 I'll shoot whoever moves. 182 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,045 You fuckers! 183 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,004 Squat! 184 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,840 You must've eaten too much rice! 185 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,592 Squat better! Freeze! 186 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,180 So many career options, and you chose bank robber? 187 00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:36,434 And you dare come up against me? You've surely not brushed with death! 188 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,145 Word of advice... Clean your arse before you go to jail! 189 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:20,520 Give it to me! 190 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,377 Let"s come back later. Let's go. 191 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,302 Why... why can't I move? 192 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:03,729 Boss, do you think it's a prank call again? 193 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,358 Kids these days would report gunshots if someone stepped on a milk carton. 194 00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:10,361 It's just our routine duty. 195 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,697 It's raining so hard, you better cover my duty. 196 00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,282 Hey, I'm over here! 197 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,534 Get me to the hospital! I can still be saved! 198 00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,745 Looks like nothing much is happening... 199 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,248 It's almost the end of our shift... Let's bail. 200 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,875 - Or time for mahjong! - Get in! 201 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:30,465 Don't go! I don't want to die yet! I want to see the birth of my baby! 202 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,053 You two motherfuckers... 203 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,181 When I get back, I"m going to report you two! 204 00:18:09,504 --> 00:18:10,379 Go on! 205 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,555 Money! 206 00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:06,978 Help! 207 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,605 Help! 208 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,684 How dare you not be home to receive my call! 209 00:21:55,021 --> 00:21:55,896 Fortune awaits! 210 00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,276 Hey, Brother Joe! How come you're in such a state? 211 00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:03,487 - Not afraid of what Sister Chu will say? - It's all your fault. 212 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,447 I's my fault? 213 00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:11,662 Arsehole, blowing me off earlier... 214 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,665 I'm not just forgiving you like that. 215 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,791 Hi, Sister Chul! 216 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,045 Your belly got bigger — maybe it's twins! 217 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,381 Just you? Where's that jerk? 218 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,676 No idea. On his way, I guess. 219 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,595 It must be dinner time... you never miss a free meal. 220 00:22:27,762 --> 00:22:29,597 You're pretty on time. 221 00:22:29,764 --> 00:22:33,225 Hey, Sister Chu, I'm skin and bones. 222 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,686 How much am I really eating of yours? 223 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,315 Don't you watch TV? The TV says, 224 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:40,566 I'm eating your meals 225 00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:43,819 because 'it's more blessed to give than to receive'. Right? 226 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,572 Little shit... 227 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,762 It doesn't hurt... 228 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,484 Not big enough... 229 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,879 When did this happen...? 230 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,882 It doesn't hurt either. 231 00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:49,259 Honey! 232 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,429 When did you get home? 233 00:23:53,973 --> 00:23:54,932 Just now. 234 00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:57,559 - What the hell are you doing in there? - Nothing. 235 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,613 It fits! 236 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,419 Honey! Sorry about this morning. 237 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:28,341 'Sorry'? Do you really think I"m so petty? Try some noodles, they smell great. 238 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,550 Perfect! 239 00:24:36,432 --> 00:24:37,599 I can't smell anything. 240 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,479 Are you serious? They smell so good. You could smell them with a blocked nose. 241 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:43,063 It smells great! 242 00:24:45,149 --> 00:24:48,569 Your noodles smell great! I wasn't hungry before, but I am now! 243 00:24:48,736 --> 00:24:51,822 - Go serve yourself if you want some. - Well, I can't waste food! 244 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,200 Save yourself the trip. I only made two bowls. 245 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,455 You don't usually make so little. 246 00:24:59,622 --> 00:25:01,582 I didn't expect him, so I didn't make more. 247 00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,710 Honey, don't be mean to him. 248 00:25:04,877 --> 00:25:06,295 His father died because of me. 249 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,880 I'm mean to him? 250 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:10,841 Tell me, have I treated you poorly? 251 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,261 Do you treat me poorly...? You feed me poorly! 252 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,388 Who cares! I don't want your noodles! 253 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,973 Hey, you little shit... 254 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:25,689 Hello? 255 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,068 Yes. I haven't seen him. 256 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113 If he comes back, I'll let him know. 257 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,072 My pleasure. 258 00:25:35,241 --> 00:25:36,116 For me? 259 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,078 You scared me to death! Why did you go chasing criminals? 260 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:43,248 I'm police! What else should I do if I see a robbery in progress? 261 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,625 Let them rob the bank. 262 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:47,169 The money is the bank's, not yours. What's it to you? 263 00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:48,503 It's everything to me! 264 00:25:48,671 --> 00:25:51,256 We bank there! 265 00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:55,677 I'm really second-guessing my pregnancy. Or if I'm just so full of your bullshit. 266 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,765 Whichever is fine. Both are my doing. 267 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:08,899 It's wet? 268 00:26:13,946 --> 00:26:15,530 It's coming right back out? 269 00:26:18,993 --> 00:26:20,160 What's happening? 270 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,747 Am I dead? 271 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,792 I must stop thinking crazy thoughts. 272 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,384 Cookie dough, what a coincidence. 273 00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:38,053 Maybe if I covered it up, it wouldn't look so gross. 274 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,725 So much for 'no leakage'. 'Super absorbent'... What nonsense. 275 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:43,726 Hey, Brother Joe! 276 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,937 - What are you up to? - Nothing. 277 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,816 Nothing? You've got a bowl of noodles! 278 00:26:49,982 --> 00:26:51,024 Hey, don't eat that... 279 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,319 It's so thoughtful of you to save this for me. 280 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,696 Listen to me, you can't eat that. 281 00:26:55,863 --> 00:26:58,198 You wife's asleep! You don't have to be so scared. 282 00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,909 - Listen to me... - It's delicious! 283 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,078 I give up! Enjoy! 284 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,207 Hey, it's great! 285 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,593 Am I a man... or a ghost? 286 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:23,641 Whatever I am, I have to keep going until I see the baby ... 287 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,768 and arrest those arseholes. 288 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,445 Honey... 289 00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:39,364 Honey. 290 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,742 Hey. 291 00:27:41,909 --> 00:27:43,243 What's keeping you up? 292 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:44,870 I miss you. 293 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,123 Keep it in your pants. I'm nine months pregnant. 294 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,501 If you hit the baby, his nose will be flat. 295 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,753 - Honey... - Be quiet... 296 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:18,737 Hubby? 297 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,784 He's off awfully early today... 298 00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:28,997 It's chilly... 299 00:28:34,837 --> 00:28:37,005 Have you lost it? Why are you in the closet? 300 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:41,135 Oh, nothing... The closet is nice and rectangular... I sleep better in here. 301 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,180 How awful, that sounds like a coffin! '| sleep better in here...' 302 00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:46,765 Cut it out! 303 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,726 No, honey, hear me out! 304 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:53,522 I don't want our son to be a flat-nosed baby! So I locked myself up. 305 00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:55,649 You men can't live without that thing... 306 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,277 It's too bright! Close the curtains now! 307 00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:02,406 What is it? 308 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,492 Bring me my sunglasses. 309 00:29:08,579 --> 00:29:09,621 Here. 310 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,081 Thank you, honey. 311 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,209 Please think of something else next time, 312 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,836 sOo you won't stay awake all night and hurt your eyes. 313 00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:17,087 Sure. 314 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,965 You're so weird... 315 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:20,716 Sure... 316 00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:23,969 What in the world...? 317 00:29:24,136 --> 00:29:26,096 Why does the light hurt my eyes? 318 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,641 Why is it so stinky? 319 00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:31,351 I's you madcap taking a shit! 320 00:29:33,145 --> 00:29:35,897 You little shit, even your shit is stinkier than anyone else's! 321 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,441 Hurry up and flush my toilet! 322 00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:39,359 I flushed already. 323 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,945 You're such a turd. 324 00:29:45,574 --> 00:29:46,908 Hey, what happened to you? 325 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,243 It's all your fault! 326 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:52,081 I've been having diarrhoea ever since I ate your bowl of Shanghai noodles! 327 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:53,665 Shanghai noodles? 328 00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:58,253 Here it comes again...! 329 00:30:03,217 --> 00:30:05,552 - Inspector Chan. - Good morning. 330 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,347 - Where'd you party last night? - Morning, Inspector Chan. 331 00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:10,098 Watch yourself, you look terrible. 332 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,184 I's nothing, I just didn't sleep well. 333 00:30:12,351 --> 00:30:14,394 Your wife's pregnant, what was keeping you up? 334 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,021 Are you sick? Let's see. 335 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:19,024 I'm fine! 336 00:30:19,191 --> 00:30:20,150 Busybody... 337 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,528 Inspector Liu's looking for you. 338 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,113 Got it! 339 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:30,744 Come in! 340 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,458 You're looking for me? 341 00:30:35,624 --> 00:30:36,416 You? 342 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:38,627 Dogshit... 343 00:30:39,628 --> 00:30:41,421 It's all dog shit... 344 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:42,673 I dare not. 345 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,716 I hear you've been off the radar lately. 346 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,386 I just wanted to see how you slept last night. 347 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,891 Sir, I didn't sleep last night. 348 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,977 Coincidentally, neither did 1. 349 00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:57,437 You're impressive, though! 350 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:01,942 Playing Rambo last night... Going solo after five criminals. 351 00:31:02,109 --> 00:31:03,819 Playing from sundown to sunrise. 352 00:31:03,986 --> 00:31:06,571 Why didn't you think to call me with such a big case?! 353 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,824 The supervisors took the piss out of me. 354 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,702 We're in deep dog shit now, no? 355 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,537 It's all dog shit... 356 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,956 Sir, I wanted to call it in, but-- 357 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,377 Insubordination! Take those sunglasses off. 358 00:31:28,844 --> 00:31:29,970 Are you sick? 359 00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:31,263 No. 360 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:33,598 Then can you talk to me with your eyes open? 361 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:35,517 I... can... 362 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,106 Now that's dog shit. 363 00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:46,612 We have orders from above to solve this case within a month. 364 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,489 Who can take this case? 365 00:31:50,574 --> 00:31:53,743 What's wrong now...? I put in a maintenance request already... 366 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:57,622 What are you doing? 367 00:31:58,457 --> 00:31:59,958 Sir, let me help you. 368 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,377 Let me handle it. 369 00:32:11,637 --> 00:32:12,929 Here's the file. 370 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,058 We have detailed information on these five criminals. 371 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:18,727 Including their gender, haircuts, age, 372 00:32:18,894 --> 00:32:20,812 body type, height, dress style, 373 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,690 it's all here. 374 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:25,567 I'm sure you can solve it all on your own. 375 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,487 This is a gift for you. 376 00:32:38,372 --> 00:32:40,332 Nine-five-something-something, come back! 377 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,375 What is it, sir? 378 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,836 If you don't solve this case, don't come back! 379 00:33:01,645 --> 00:33:02,937 I'm exhausted... 380 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,205 Hey! 381 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,889 What's happening to me...? 382 00:33:43,145 --> 00:33:45,605 Little Ming, don't run! You can't run here! 383 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,486 - Gramps, you don't have a fever. - Really? He feels very feverish... 384 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:53,405 - Nurse, look at my grandchild! - Try again, then. Coming! 385 00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:57,367 - Nurse, where's the toilet? - That way! 386 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,745 - Can I check my temperature already? - Coming! 387 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:12,757 Someone fainted! 388 00:34:14,843 --> 00:34:17,303 Doctor! Doctor, someone fainted! 389 00:34:17,471 --> 00:34:18,972 What happened? 390 00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:20,890 - He fainted! - Let's see? 391 00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:28,148 He's ingested mercury, let's start first aid now. 392 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,529 Doctor, he's not breathing! What should we do? 393 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:36,115 Nurse, don't cry. 394 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,495 His blood pressure? 395 00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:44,581 - Nothing's showing up! - We'll use the defibrillator. 396 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,667 - Turn it on! - Right! 397 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,545 Doctor Wong, it's ready. 398 00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:52,797 Once more! 399 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,596 - How's his heart doing? - No response! 400 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,973 - Give me 30cc of Adrenalin. - Right. 401 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:05,227 One last try. Can't do more if this doesn't work. 402 00:35:08,188 --> 00:35:09,856 He still doesn't have a heartbeat! 403 00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:12,859 We tried our best. Come with me. 404 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:19,950 - What's the time of death? - 14:45. 405 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:24,997 Hey... I feel a bit better... 406 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:25,956 Good... 407 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,613 Got it? Inform the police. 408 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,116 - You...! - You what? 409 00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:04,369 Of course you won't get a heartbeat when it's not plugged in. Here! 410 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,750 Ma'am, no need to call the police, I am the police! 411 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,589 Doctor, he swallowed mercury! 412 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,591 Yeah... 413 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,809 What exactly happened... 414 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,772 So... am I really a ghost? 415 00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:33,648 No way... 416 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:41,823 I used to have to shave everyday, why not anymore? 417 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,411 Why doesn't this hurt? 418 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:53,293 Yeah... it doesn't hurt! 419 00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:05,722 Get up! 420 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,600 Get on up! 421 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:10,226 Lil guy, help me out... 422 00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:13,646 Why... 423 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:18,944 How could this happen? I'm only in my thirties! 424 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:23,949 I didn't sleep around, and my son isn't even born yet! 425 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,575 And my wife isn't ugly... 426 00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:30,079 Why is this happening? Why can't I get it up? 427 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:37,087 Honey, I think I'm dead. 428 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:40,215 I've been a cop for a decade, I only have small savings. 429 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:42,718 You have to use it well. 430 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,941 Why am I so exhausted again? 431 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,238 Shoot, what should I do? 432 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:34,894 I can't die just like this! 433 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:36,396 I have to stay alive! 434 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,788 Brother Joe, what are you up to? 435 00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:55,915 - What's happening? - Unplug me! 436 00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:05,383 - Let go of me! Don't hold me so tight! - It's not like I want to! 437 00:39:06,343 --> 00:39:08,595 We can't do this! You're going too hard! 438 00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:11,055 - So hard it feels nice! - I can't stand it! 439 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,148 Honey...! 440 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,318 What's for dinner? 441 00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:28,698 You buggers! I've caught you red-handed! 442 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,826 - Caught doing what? - Caught? 443 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:31,785 Cheating! 444 00:39:34,162 --> 00:39:35,580 How could you do this to me? 445 00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:38,958 No wonder he lives here, eats our food, and you're always on his side! 446 00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:40,668 Turns out... 447 00:39:43,797 --> 00:39:45,715 - What will people think? - Hey! 448 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,468 - Tell me, what will people think? - Hey! What's wrong? 449 00:39:48,635 --> 00:39:51,679 Honey, listen to me! There's nothing between us, believe me! 450 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:54,891 Sister Chu, we were being electrocuted! 451 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:59,604 - Electrocuted? Why you... - It's true! 452 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:01,856 You're shameless! 453 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:04,609 And you! Even if you have to cheat, cheat with a woman! 454 00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:08,196 And even if it had to be a man, why this one? Get out! 455 00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:10,323 Get out! 456 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,867 - Get out! - Hey! 457 00:40:12,826 --> 00:40:14,869 You shameless couple! Shameless gay couple! 458 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,748 - Shameless, go! Shameless! - All right! We're going! 459 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,459 - Hey, no, honey... - Go, and don't come back! 460 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,003 - Listen to me! - Leave immediately! 461 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,881 - Shameless couple! - Honey, listen! There's really nothing! 462 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:28,425 - I never want to see you two again! Go! - Hey! 463 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,010 And don't you come back! 464 00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,512 A husband like you... a pervert! 465 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:36,349 Honey! I'm not dressed! Let me in first! 466 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,186 Here's your clothes! 467 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:41,897 You cursed gays, don't ever come back! 468 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,356 Hey! Honey! 469 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,192 It turns out those two are gay. 470 00:40:46,735 --> 00:40:47,902 How disgusting... 471 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:51,031 Hey, let it go. 472 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:54,534 Let it go yourself! She's always making a big fuss out of thin air. 473 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,037 It'll be fine when we get home tonight. 474 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,915 Stay away from them now, they might have AIDS. 475 00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:02,124 What did you say? 476 00:41:04,252 --> 00:41:06,003 - We'll go. - We'll take the stairs. 477 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,047 Damn gays. 478 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:12,715 Hey, something smells delicious... are you hiding cookies? 479 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:19,976 Why's it baked...? 480 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,311 Hey, you can't eat that. 481 00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:24,689 You're so selfish! 482 00:41:24,856 --> 00:41:27,191 Hey, it's delicious, what's it made of? 483 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,318 Human flesh! 484 00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:31,946 Amazing! You only live once, I better try it all! 485 00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:35,199 Hey, where should we go now? 486 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,369 Karaoke forever! 487 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,134 Well done! 488 00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:55,094 - Thank you. - Well done! 489 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:57,806 Thank you. What do you want to listen to next? 490 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,766 - Demon Girl! - No! 491 00:41:59,933 --> 00:42:01,976 - Decent Girl! - No! 492 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,729 - Silly Girl! - Get That Girl! 493 00:42:04,896 --> 00:42:08,107 'Get that Girl'? What's that? I haven't heard of it. 494 00:42:08,942 --> 00:42:10,151 Move! 495 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,113 - What's happening? - Let go of me! 496 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,614 Move, and you're dead! 497 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,241 Let me go! 498 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,867 - Let her go. - Let me go! 499 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:20,453 You bitch! 500 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,627 You've got balls. You took my money and stood me up. 501 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,880 Who cares? I'll refund you. 502 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,594 - There. - I'm not taking refunds! 503 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:36,553 Let's go! 504 00:42:40,515 --> 00:42:41,849 Power Steering, help! 505 00:42:42,392 --> 00:42:44,727 Hey, Whiskers, why are you messing with my honey? 506 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,812 'Honey' your arse! 507 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,527 Brother, pick on someone your own size. 508 00:42:52,694 --> 00:42:55,196 I'll beat the shit out of you, too. Go! 509 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,919 So you agree to take responsibility for this situation? 510 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,047 Sure, we won’t eat our words! 511 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,133 Eat this, and we'll call it even. 512 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:17,927 All right. 513 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:30,523 Not just the pepper, swallow the jar! 514 00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:44,704 Brother Joe, you... 515 00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:53,838 He knows magic! 516 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:56,883 I swallowed your jar. What else do you want? 517 00:43:58,009 --> 00:43:59,969 You're not human... Let's get out of here. 518 00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:02,889 Yay! 519 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:06,267 Are you all right? 520 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,728 That was amazing...! 521 00:44:15,068 --> 00:44:18,863 Hey, stop crying. This is the last roll. 522 00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:24,493 I really don't know why my deadbeat husband is into men now. 523 00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:27,622 Well, how long has it been since you two have done the dirty? 524 00:44:27,789 --> 00:44:30,124 Not long after my period stopped... 525 00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,878 So it's been half a year since you two did it? 526 00:44:34,045 --> 00:44:35,004 Yes... 527 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:38,883 That long? No wonder your husband changed his mind... 528 00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:43,429 - If there's no sex, there's no sense. - What are you trying to say? 529 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:46,558 Men don't care where they're getting it from, women... men...! 530 00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:49,435 I'm so pregnant, what am I supposed to do? 531 00:44:50,228 --> 00:44:51,646 Why can't you? 532 00:44:51,813 --> 00:44:54,190 They say that it'll give the kid a flat nose. 533 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:58,069 That’s ridiculous. The kid knows how to avoid it. 534 00:44:58,945 --> 00:45:01,072 How can they? There's so little space there. 535 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:02,782 They suck on it! 536 00:45:04,117 --> 00:45:07,411 Yeah. Now you know why babies are born without teeth. 537 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:10,164 You're crazy, how could you say something so disgusting? 538 00:45:11,124 --> 00:45:12,416 While we're on that topic, 539 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:17,630 it's probably hard on your husband to go without it for so long. I couldn't. 540 00:45:18,131 --> 00:45:19,674 What else could I do? 541 00:45:21,509 --> 00:45:24,720 - Get a professional to help him out. - You're crazy! 542 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:27,140 Do you really want your husband to get AIDS? 543 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:28,099 Of course not! 544 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:29,976 Exactly. 545 00:45:30,143 --> 00:45:32,937 Don't worry, I have a friend named Death Ray. 546 00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:34,313 Death Ray? 547 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:37,567 Whenever perverts see her, they die at her feet. 548 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:38,860 Let me give her a call. 549 00:45:40,153 --> 00:45:41,320 That's not very nice. 550 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,449 My husband with another woman... I couldn't take it. 551 00:45:44,991 --> 00:45:47,702 Miss, it's the '90s! 552 00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:49,579 You're like a fossil. 553 00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:53,624 Last time in Thailand, I picked the woman out for him. 554 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,210 Are you really so open-minded? 555 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:56,586 Of course! 556 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:57,587 That being said, 557 00:45:57,754 --> 00:46:01,466 I chose one uglier, and not as hot as me for him. 558 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:02,425 Really? 559 00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:05,053 Really! 560 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,513 It's better than him meeting a good one out there, 561 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,391 and think he's fallen in love again. 562 00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:10,891 - Right? - Yeah. 563 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:13,603 I've a movie date with my stupid husband. Let's talk later. 564 00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:14,729 Hey-- 565 00:46:14,896 --> 00:46:16,606 You said you'd call? 566 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,278 Please, call Death Ray for me...? 567 00:46:33,456 --> 00:46:37,168 Brother Joe, Gucci lives just this way. Park the car and come up, okay? 568 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:45,009 Hey! 569 00:46:45,176 --> 00:46:46,177 Are you kidding me? 570 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:49,180 You've fallen for him after that little damsel-in-distress episode? 571 00:46:49,347 --> 00:46:51,557 You're crazy! Of course not! 572 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:55,645 But he looks really familiar. I wonder where I've seen him before. 573 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:57,522 Stop fussing, let's go. 574 00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:58,773 All right, shut up. 575 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:01,400 Hey, why was that guy after you today? 576 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:05,405 Why do you care? You're not my boyfriend. Why are you asking so many questions? 577 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:08,032 Don't call me the next time you're being kidnapped! 578 00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:09,158 As if! 579 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:13,163 What does your friend do? 580 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,040 Why are you so annoying? 581 00:47:15,206 --> 00:47:17,291 You're not my girlfriend, what’s it to you? 582 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:20,545 You're so arrogant... it'll bite you in the arse someday. 583 00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:21,879 That's mean! 584 00:47:27,552 --> 00:47:29,595 Damn Rocky... 585 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:33,475 - You said you'd be at the karaoke. - You arsehole. You little faker. 586 00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:35,726 Why aren't you saying anything? 587 00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:41,732 You...! 588 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,697 Kid, where's the money? 589 00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:50,700 What money? I don't know what you're talking about. 590 00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,076 You don't know? 591 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:56,288 Do you know now? 592 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:58,249 Yeah... 593 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:08,843 I think I've forgotten where I left it... 594 00:48:09,010 --> 00:48:09,844 Forgotten?! 595 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,263 Look harder! 596 00:48:13,973 --> 00:48:15,766 - I'll go get it... - Go! 597 00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:29,197 After her! 598 00:51:58,364 --> 00:52:00,240 Help! 599 00:52:00,908 --> 00:52:02,326 You can't get away! 600 00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:21,971 Die! 601 00:52:55,254 --> 00:52:56,296 Help! 602 00:53:03,304 --> 00:53:04,805 What are you screaming about? 603 00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:10,769 You were shot... but you're fine? 604 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,646 This is Kevlar. 605 00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:14,774 Let's go, or we"ll get burnt. Quickly. 606 00:53:15,942 --> 00:53:18,277 I thought you said you could take care of me. 607 00:53:18,444 --> 00:53:20,028 - Useless. - Think I wanted this? 608 00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:21,405 Why was he after you? 609 00:53:21,572 --> 00:53:24,783 I was working when they came in and beat me up. 610 00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:26,953 Then they wanted to know where Gucci lived. 611 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,663 Gucci, why were they after you? 612 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,418 They're the bank robbers from yesterday. 613 00:53:34,585 --> 00:53:36,878 I saw their faces, so now they're after me! 614 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,590 That was you yesterday? 615 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:43,844 So it was you! No wonder you look so familiar. 616 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:47,306 Then it's super dangerous here! 617 00:53:47,473 --> 00:53:49,600 - What am I supposed to do? - Move in with me! 618 00:53:49,767 --> 00:53:50,726 I can be your escort. 619 00:53:50,893 --> 00:53:51,977 Shoot, what time is it? 620 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,188 Trying to scare me? 621 00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:57,316 I'm late meeting ETC, she'll think I'm cheating! 622 00:53:57,483 --> 00:53:58,275 I have to go. 623 00:53:59,777 --> 00:54:03,864 - Hey! Do you need a ride to the doctor's? - It's minor! Nothing to worry about! 624 00:54:05,783 --> 00:54:07,826 He and ETC are already attached at the hip. 625 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:10,329 Brother! 626 00:54:11,622 --> 00:54:12,956 Kenny got shot! 627 00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:14,458 What happened? 628 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:18,587 Hey, take him there! Kenny, hang in there. Be careful! 629 00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:21,131 Hang in there, Kenny! 630 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:23,342 Tell me who it was, I'll avenge you! 631 00:54:23,509 --> 00:54:25,844 He’s... not... human... 632 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:27,930 Kenny! 633 00:54:28,097 --> 00:54:29,890 Don't die! 634 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:31,600 Calm down. 635 00:54:33,978 --> 00:54:34,937 What happened? 636 00:54:35,521 --> 00:54:38,315 We went after that girl. But then we ran into that cop. 637 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,694 I shot him multiple times, he didn't even react! 638 00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:43,863 Whether he is a man or a ghost, 639 00:54:44,697 --> 00:54:46,323 we will end him once and for all. 640 00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,669 Brother Joe, come for a midnight snack. 641 00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:02,131 You go ahead, I have to handle the old ball-and-chain first. 642 00:55:05,718 --> 00:55:09,179 Big, tough, and completely pussy whipped. 643 00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:12,058 Why do you care? Let's go! 644 00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:13,059 All right! 645 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:24,403 Honey! 646 00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:26,363 Honey? 647 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,160 Could she still be mad? 648 00:55:31,327 --> 00:55:32,328 Honey? 649 00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:48,844 You're already asleep? Let me check in on my son... 650 00:55:54,308 --> 00:55:56,059 Two bumps...? 651 00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:57,812 Twins? 652 00:56:01,148 --> 00:56:02,566 You're so naughty... 653 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:07,112 - Who are you? - I'm yours, honey... 654 00:56:08,155 --> 00:56:09,823 Whose honey? 655 00:56:09,991 --> 00:56:11,701 Hey, I don't know you! 656 00:56:13,911 --> 00:56:15,829 Why pretend... 657 00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:19,583 Why, you're such a naughty boy... 658 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,585 No... you're mistaken... 659 00:56:21,752 --> 00:56:23,336 Mistaken? About what? 660 00:56:26,173 --> 00:56:27,591 My wife is very pregnant. 661 00:56:27,758 --> 00:56:30,510 And your breasts are very big... so I made a mistake. 662 00:56:32,096 --> 00:56:34,973 Mistaken beginnings... are the most romantic! 663 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:37,101 - Hey! - I like it! 664 00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,770 Freeze! I'm the police! 665 00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,857 And I'm a bad girl! Bad girls like cops. 666 00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:44,734 - I like it! - Hey, get away from me! 667 00:56:46,694 --> 00:56:48,737 Hey, are you okay? 668 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,739 Are you all right? 669 00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:52,366 I'm sorry. 670 00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:53,742 I'm fine... 671 00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:55,620 That was pretty hot... 672 00:56:56,454 --> 00:56:58,747 - I really like it! - What?! Hey, no! 673 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:03,627 My devilish figure... your demonic face... 674 00:57:03,794 --> 00:57:05,253 A perfect fit! 675 00:57:10,968 --> 00:57:12,552 How dare he... 676 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:14,095 Relax... 677 00:57:16,390 --> 00:57:18,809 My kisses usually melt men... 678 00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:21,895 You have no reaction whatsoever... How cool! I like it! 679 00:57:29,236 --> 00:57:30,403 Please don't. 680 00:57:30,571 --> 00:57:32,656 - Really... - Why are you so shy? 681 00:57:34,867 --> 00:57:36,994 Hey! Help! 682 00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:42,666 This jerk! He's never this enthusiastic in bed! 683 00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:44,292 Relax! 684 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:46,670 You are a 1990s superwoman! 685 00:57:46,837 --> 00:57:49,047 You are a strong, independent woman! 686 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,844 I's hopeless. 687 00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,347 You better go see a doctor. 688 00:57:56,514 --> 00:58:00,851 Miss, I beg you, please leave. Or my wife will end me when she gets home! 689 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:03,938 A grown man... so afraid of his wife. 690 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:08,605 Miss, please stop smoking. I'm allergic. If anything happens, it's not my doing! 691 00:58:10,027 --> 00:58:13,572 So that's your thing! I really want to know what'll happen! 692 00:58:17,535 --> 00:58:18,953 Dominate me, baby! 693 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,336 What are you doing? 694 00:58:39,598 --> 00:58:40,473 No! 695 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:50,192 They've popped! 696 00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:55,614 I can't take it anymore! 697 00:58:55,781 --> 00:58:56,865 I told you to relax! 698 00:58:57,033 --> 00:59:00,244 You need to do something no woman has ever done. You're a superwoman! 699 00:59:01,328 --> 00:59:02,620 Move. 700 00:59:02,788 --> 00:59:03,872 Superwoman is coming! 701 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:07,960 How did that happen? 702 00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:10,504 - I didn't mean to! Sorry! - It's all gone! 703 00:59:10,671 --> 00:59:11,463 What happened? 704 00:59:12,089 --> 00:59:14,758 Honey, there's nothing between us! 705 00:59:14,925 --> 00:59:17,052 Your husband is a beast! 706 00:59:17,219 --> 00:59:20,263 How dare you call him a beast, just because he doesn't like you! 707 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:23,183 This is all your fault! Why did you put me up to this? 708 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:24,684 It's okay! 709 00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:26,478 Let"s get you a new pair! Let's go. 710 00:59:26,645 --> 00:59:30,899 - Get a bigger pair, all right? - Hubby... I now know how much you love me... 711 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:33,527 - You two are horrible! - Have a good evening... 712 00:59:33,694 --> 00:59:36,655 Hey, you're husband is crazy, and you think he's a good man? 713 00:59:37,364 --> 00:59:40,158 Death Ray, wait up! 714 00:59:40,701 --> 00:59:43,995 Not a good man? My husband is exemplary among men! Right, honey? 715 00:59:44,163 --> 00:59:45,205 Inspector Joe, I'm back. 716 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,375 Who's that? 717 00:59:52,004 --> 00:59:53,422 That's a friend of mine. 718 00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:56,425 Honey, she wants to stay with us for a few days, okay? 719 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,472 So you don't like big breasts, you like small ones? 720 01:00:02,306 --> 01:00:05,100 No, honey, please don't cry... Let me explain. 721 01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:06,893 She's an orphan... a real sob story... 722 01:00:08,395 --> 01:00:12,190 Sister Chu, don't misunderstand, she's my girl! She's moving in with me! 723 01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,568 Who said I was moving in with you? 724 01:00:14,735 --> 01:00:15,527 Sister Chu. 725 01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:35,589 What are you doing? You're like a cat in heat. 726 01:00:35,756 --> 01:00:39,217 I'm doing it for the cripple, so he knows you want your wife. 727 01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:43,722 Honey, how many times have I told you? It was a misunderstanding. 728 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:45,975 A misunderstanding? 729 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:50,229 They said the gays like to find girls to hide their gayness! 730 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:52,356 And now that cripple brings some girl home... 731 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:54,483 he thinks I don't see through his trick? 732 01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:58,111 Please stop that ruckus. 733 01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,989 I like it! And I like it louder! 734 01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:03,241 What a mess. 735 01:01:06,078 --> 01:01:07,996 How annoying. 736 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:11,876 Joe is really something... She's so pregnant, he should let her be. 737 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:16,005 My lucky day! 738 01:01:19,758 --> 01:01:21,134 Hey! What are you doing? 739 01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,053 It's late! I'm going to sleep! 740 01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,680 - I'm sleeping in the bed; you, the floor! - Unfair... 741 01:01:28,517 --> 01:01:30,060 Hey, where are you going now? 742 01:01:30,227 --> 01:01:32,771 The bathroom, do you need to come along too? 743 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,775 For crying out loud... 744 01:01:46,827 --> 01:01:49,037 Shut up, you bitch and dickhead! 745 01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:50,789 Stop screaming like a cat in heat! 746 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,192 I really saw it last night! 747 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,819 Why won't you believe me? 748 01:02:20,986 --> 01:02:24,698 Big Sis... how could anyone believe such lies? 749 01:02:24,865 --> 01:02:27,826 Man survives bullet shot, removes casing. 750 01:02:27,993 --> 01:02:30,954 - You think this is a movie? - I know what I saw last night. 751 01:02:32,665 --> 01:02:33,582 He was right here. 752 01:02:35,668 --> 01:02:39,088 Sleeping in a strange bed can give you odd dreams. 753 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:42,466 Here, try my handiwork. It's delicious! 754 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,636 Hey, listen to me. Inspector Joe-- 755 01:02:45,803 --> 01:02:47,137 What? What did I do? 756 01:02:47,304 --> 01:02:49,973 Nothing, the silly girl said that last night she saw you-- 757 01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:53,977 Yeah, I saw how good you were in a fight last night. You were quite impressive! 758 01:02:54,144 --> 01:02:56,688 I take care of robbers like that for breakfast. 759 01:02:56,855 --> 01:02:58,481 It's nothing. 760 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,859 Yeah! Inspector Joe is amazing! 761 01:03:01,026 --> 01:03:01,860 Here, eat up! 762 01:03:02,027 --> 01:03:04,112 No, I don't want to be a third wheel. 763 01:03:05,197 --> 01:03:07,115 How odd, he hasn't been eating... 764 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,368 You think he's odd too? 765 01:03:11,495 --> 01:03:12,996 I'm one bullet short... 766 01:03:23,590 --> 01:03:24,757 Mr Cockroach... 767 01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:26,384 Watch where you're going, yeah? 768 01:03:26,552 --> 01:03:28,679 Or else, they'll crush you! 769 01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:30,931 Now, once you're dead, that's it. 770 01:03:31,098 --> 01:03:34,434 There's so much fun to have and delicious food to eat in this world. 771 01:03:34,601 --> 01:03:37,270 Remember, all right? Watch out for your life, all right? 772 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:38,897 Now, be good and go on home. 773 01:03:40,858 --> 01:03:42,025 Don't come out again! 774 01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:04,881 Honey! 775 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,176 Hubby! 776 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,721 - Hubby, close your eyes first. - What? 777 01:04:10,888 --> 01:04:13,098 - What is it? - Close your eyes! 778 01:04:13,265 --> 01:04:14,975 What are you up to...? 779 01:04:17,936 --> 01:04:20,813 - You're in heat again? - How dare you say that to me! 780 01:04:23,859 --> 01:04:25,193 Today's my birthday, right? 781 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:27,905 Yes! You never remember, I have to remind you every year! 782 01:04:28,405 --> 01:04:29,823 What does it matter? 783 01:04:29,990 --> 01:04:31,157 - Let's celebrate! - Okay. 784 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:35,578 We can go for a ride, and have some seafood... your favourite things! 785 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:37,080 Wherever you want! 786 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:40,834 I suspect... 787 01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:42,710 What? 788 01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:44,838 - He's possessed! - Possessed by what? 789 01:04:45,005 --> 01:04:46,464 A vengeful spirit? 790 01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:47,424 Vampire? 791 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:49,175 Demon? 792 01:04:53,722 --> 01:04:54,889 You're crazy. 793 01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:56,975 Inspector Joe has always been a bit odd. 794 01:04:57,142 --> 01:04:59,644 It would be abnormal for him to be normal. 795 01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:01,730 You won't believe me no matter what | say! 796 01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:02,689 I believe you... 797 01:05:02,856 --> 01:05:03,940 are spewing nonsense. 798 01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,865 Hubby, don't turn the light on yet. 799 01:05:13,033 --> 01:05:14,993 - Why? - Give me a kiss first. 800 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,745 No... it'd be so embarrassing if they see us. 801 01:05:17,913 --> 01:05:21,750 Why be shy? I called ahead and told them to get out of the house. 802 01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:26,004 You told them to get out of the house? Why, honey? 803 01:05:26,171 --> 01:05:27,881 So they won't interrupt us... 804 01:05:28,048 --> 01:05:29,507 Isn't it nice to be alone? 805 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:32,677 JOE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 806 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:40,560 Hubby, do you remember the first time we celebrated your birthday? 807 01:05:40,727 --> 01:05:42,145 I don't... it's been so long. 808 01:05:43,355 --> 01:05:45,023 You're horrible! 809 01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:48,651 We were dating back then, and you wanted to go see a movie. 810 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:51,279 And that film had a funny title too. 811 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:53,157 I remember, it was called... 812 01:05:53,323 --> 01:05:55,908 Sweet Every Time... 813 01:05:56,076 --> 01:05:58,912 - Climax Every Time! Am I right? - I'll take it... 814 01:05:59,079 --> 01:06:01,414 And then you took me to Kowloon Tong. 815 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:04,293 And then... we went to a motel... 816 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:07,171 - Where we got a room! - That was the beginning of the end. 817 01:06:07,337 --> 01:06:09,547 - Why? - I lost my virginity that night... 818 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,925 - You're the worst! - I'm kidding! 819 01:06:14,928 --> 01:06:17,555 So that's how you popped your cherry! 820 01:06:18,098 --> 01:06:19,349 I's so moving! 821 01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:22,477 I'm sweet like a cherry, will anyone pop me? 822 01:06:22,644 --> 01:06:24,562 - Hey! What are you saying? - Honey! Don't. 823 01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:27,065 Sister Chu, it's Inspector Joe's birthday! 824 01:06:27,232 --> 01:06:30,568 We're here to celebrate, why so serious? 825 01:06:34,406 --> 01:06:37,283 Happy birthday, Inspector Joe! Come and cut your cake now! 826 01:06:37,826 --> 01:06:42,080 Another year older, Inspector Joe! Don't be shy! C'mon! 827 01:06:43,290 --> 01:06:44,457 Come and cut your cake! 828 01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:50,588 Today, not only is Birthday Boy happy, Birthday Girl is happy too! 829 01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,966 - Auntie, this gift is for you. - Great! 830 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:58,096 Be quiet. Now let's have Inspector Joe cut the cake, all right? 831 01:06:58,263 --> 01:06:59,055 All right! 832 01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:05,228 Are you kidding me? The Bagua is so inappropriate! 833 01:07:06,438 --> 01:07:07,480 No, Sister Chu-- 834 01:07:07,648 --> 01:07:09,858 It's very fortuitous to have this on a cake! 835 01:07:10,025 --> 01:07:10,817 Yeah! 836 01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:14,737 Ba means rich, and gua means he misses you. Right, sister-in-law? 837 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:17,616 - Right, Inspector Joe? - Yeah. 838 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:18,575 Yeah, your arse. 839 01:07:19,117 --> 01:07:20,910 Birthday Boy, make a wish. 840 01:07:21,078 --> 01:07:23,371 - Yeah, make a wish! - Make a wish! 841 01:07:28,835 --> 01:07:31,379 Honey, I wish to... 842 01:07:32,589 --> 01:07:33,881 never leave your side. 843 01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:36,843 So lame! 844 01:07:37,844 --> 01:07:40,680 Silly... Why would you leave me? 845 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:44,226 Hubby, don't be like this. Let's sing a birthday song! 846 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:48,939 Wishing you a happy and long life 847 01:07:49,481 --> 01:07:53,276 A very happy birthday to you 848 01:07:53,443 --> 01:07:57,280 Here's to this day every year That every year has this good morning 849 01:07:57,447 --> 01:08:01,159 Congratulations! 850 01:08:01,326 --> 01:08:02,118 Yay! 851 01:08:02,953 --> 01:08:05,372 - Honey, blow out the candles now. - All right! 852 01:08:05,539 --> 01:08:06,331 Yay! 853 01:08:10,168 --> 01:08:13,504 - Joe, why won't you blow it out? - You're not so out of breath, are you? 854 01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:15,799 Blow it out... 855 01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:23,723 Blowing out candles is so mainstream, yeah? 856 01:08:23,890 --> 01:08:24,891 Watch this... 857 01:08:39,072 --> 01:08:39,947 Yay! 858 01:08:48,165 --> 01:08:49,332 Go and have fun. 859 01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:53,586 - Cut the cake! - Let's go and eat. 860 01:08:57,424 --> 01:08:58,591 Hey! Well? 861 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,510 - Plan A. - The blood of a black dog. 862 01:09:01,845 --> 01:09:03,763 - Make yourselves at home! - Thanks. 863 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,267 Demon-revealing mirror! 864 01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:11,355 What are you doing? Quit messing around. 865 01:09:11,521 --> 01:09:13,481 Inspector Joe, got some good stuff for you. 866 01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:15,567 - What? - Bloody Mary, the trendiest drink. 867 01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:17,944 - Yeah? - This is a Bloody Mary. 868 01:09:18,111 --> 01:09:20,530 - I've heard of it but never tried one! - Try it! 869 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:27,370 - It's so salty! - This was really a bloody disaster... 870 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:32,500 Plan A has failed... Moving onto Plan A, the sequel. 871 01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:35,045 - Virgin shuttle! - What's this now? 872 01:09:35,545 --> 01:09:37,088 Inspector Joe, take a seat. 873 01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:38,047 Have a rest. 874 01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:39,674 Honey, sit down. 875 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:43,803 - Honey? You okay? - Who put something there? 876 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:46,138 - Honey, does it hurt? - Yes! 877 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:48,975 Inspector Joe, there's one in your arse too. 878 01:09:49,142 --> 01:09:50,434 Doesn't it hurt? 879 01:09:59,486 --> 01:10:01,279 So my wallet was there. 880 01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:03,782 Honey, let's call it a night. 881 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,162 The sequel failed too... 882 01:10:09,329 --> 01:10:11,164 I told you your ploys are terrible. 883 01:10:11,331 --> 01:10:12,373 Let me! 884 01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:26,846 Sorry, Inspector Joe, I've messed up your shirt. 885 01:10:27,013 --> 01:10:29,223 - Let me help get it off. - It's fine, get off me. 886 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,350 In position! 887 01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:36,481 In the name of God! 888 01:10:37,023 --> 01:10:40,026 In the name of God! 889 01:10:52,164 --> 01:10:54,166 - Power Steering, - Take off his shirt! 890 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,584 He's so hairy! 891 01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:00,296 Hey! 892 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:03,842 Hey, enough! You kids are way out of line! 893 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:05,468 I'll kick you out! 894 01:11:05,635 --> 01:11:06,636 Get out of here! 895 01:11:10,098 --> 01:11:13,142 Your disco light is making my head hurt-- Take it with you! 896 01:11:13,977 --> 01:11:15,853 - We're leaving, calm down. - Get out! 897 01:11:19,065 --> 01:11:21,609 Hurry up! Get out! 898 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,111 Fine, we"ll leave! 899 01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:36,416 Come in, quickly! 900 01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,630 Why are your eyes like that? 901 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:44,633 I knew I couldn't hide it much longer... 902 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,135 To be honest, I suspect I'm dead. 903 01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:49,930 So you are a ghost! 904 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:51,931 I don't know what I am. 905 01:11:52,891 --> 01:11:54,934 - Look. - What's that white stuff? 906 01:11:57,103 --> 01:12:01,190 Don't worry... I just had some cake. Whatever I eat comes back out from there. 907 01:12:01,358 --> 01:12:04,277 - When did you realise all this? - That night with the noodles... 908 01:12:04,444 --> 01:12:05,778 What?! Those noodles...! 909 01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:08,614 The noodles were gross... but you liked the cookie! 910 01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:10,366 Cookie? 911 01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:15,747 What are you doing now? 912 01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:17,540 Recharging. 913 01:12:17,707 --> 01:12:19,417 Otherwise, I don't have any energy. 914 01:12:21,002 --> 01:12:23,045 I think I'm running out of time. 915 01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:26,549 I can feel my body getting weaker and weaker. 916 01:12:26,716 --> 01:12:28,801 I get tired quickly after charging. 917 01:12:29,427 --> 01:12:32,179 I'm really worried that one day, I'll keel over on the street. 918 01:12:32,347 --> 01:12:33,556 And that would be the end. 919 01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:35,725 I don't mind dying. 920 01:12:35,892 --> 01:12:37,977 But I still have two wishes. 921 01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:41,313 I want to see my baby, and to catch those criminals! 922 01:12:41,481 --> 01:12:45,067 But, the world is so big... Where can I find them? 923 01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:47,445 I don't want to die with unfinished business. 924 01:12:47,612 --> 01:12:49,947 Inspector Joe, I can help you lure them out! 925 01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:52,867 Hey, don't just say that! It's risky! 926 01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:54,994 I have the money they stole from the bank! 927 01:12:55,495 --> 01:12:57,205 It's with you? Where is it? 928 01:12:57,747 --> 01:12:58,998 - It's-- - Power Steering! 929 01:12:59,749 --> 01:13:03,085 You two monkeys thought you could hide from me... 930 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,467 Don't you think you're out of line? Getting it on in the nursery? 931 01:13:09,634 --> 01:13:10,426 Oh, what? 932 01:13:12,345 --> 01:13:14,263 Just seeing you makes my eyes explode! 933 01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:16,891 If I'd given birth to you both, I'd stuff you back in. 934 01:13:17,058 --> 01:13:17,850 Can we fit? 935 01:13:18,018 --> 01:13:20,186 - C'mon! Lets try! - You're dead! Don't run! 936 01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:24,732 Inspector Joe, you can come out now. 937 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,319 Gotta clean the house! 938 01:13:27,485 --> 01:13:29,862 I'm giving you five minutes to clean up the house! 939 01:13:30,030 --> 01:13:31,865 Or you're sleeping on the streets tonight! 940 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:35,118 Has your pregnancy fried your brain? How can I clean up in five minutes? 941 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:37,495 I don't care! It's now quarter past-- 942 01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:40,748 Get it clean by 20 past, or else, you're getting out! 943 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,376 Fine, 20 past! Why are you so angry? 944 01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:47,005 - Gucci-- - It'll be fine. 945 01:13:54,262 --> 01:13:56,305 I'm dying to see how you get out of this one... 946 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:09,027 Not just here... there's also the dining room. 947 01:14:09,194 --> 01:14:11,029 The dining room is already done. 948 01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:14,157 - You're quite a shameless liar. - Take a look. 949 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,124 How did this happen? It's so clean... 950 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:26,377 Because we cleaned it... It happened. 951 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,130 How did those two get to it so quickly...? 952 01:14:29,673 --> 01:14:33,301 The house is so big, I'd love to see you finish in five minutes. 953 01:14:33,468 --> 01:14:35,595 Get ready to sleep on the streets tonight! 954 01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:40,262 - We missed a spot. - Yeah! It's a booger! 955 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:41,851 Who was sitting here...? 956 01:14:42,018 --> 01:14:43,519 - It was you, Sister Chu! - Yeah! 957 01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,437 Why you...! 958 01:14:48,024 --> 01:14:51,193 There are 15 seconds left, let's see what you do with the living room. 959 01:14:52,779 --> 01:14:55,198 Are my eyes deceiving me... or is my watch broken? 960 01:14:58,034 --> 01:14:59,827 There's one glass left! 961 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:02,205 I"m watching you, let's see how you clean that up! 962 01:15:03,164 --> 01:15:04,039 Five seconds! 963 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:06,334 Four seconds! 964 01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:07,710 Three seconds! 965 01:15:07,877 --> 01:15:08,961 Two seconds! 966 01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:10,713 - One second! - Like this! 967 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,716 Even if you're watching, I'll do it the same way. Don't you know? 968 01:15:15,552 --> 01:15:16,469 Hubby! 969 01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,346 Shit. 970 01:15:18,513 --> 01:15:19,972 They're ganging up on me! 971 01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,851 - Come help me! - I'll help you yell at them! 972 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:23,852 What did you say? 973 01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:26,145 What are you doing? 974 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:30,400 What are you two doing now? 975 01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:32,110 We're doing nothing. 976 01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:36,448 Why are you wearing your sunglasses at night? Take them off! 977 01:15:36,990 --> 01:15:39,117 Come dance with us! 978 01:15:39,909 --> 01:15:42,119 Do you want to die? It's too loud! 979 01:15:54,966 --> 01:15:56,592 Be quiet, shut up! 980 01:16:03,141 --> 01:16:05,560 Please take care of those two! I"m out of here! 981 01:16:08,354 --> 01:16:09,229 Honey! 982 01:16:15,612 --> 01:16:16,487 Arsehole! 983 01:16:17,614 --> 01:16:19,157 Be a puppy for me! 984 01:16:27,874 --> 01:16:28,916 Boss man. 985 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:32,420 We've brought the package, but do you have the money? 986 01:16:58,154 --> 01:16:59,029 Hey... 987 01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:02,450 Boss man, you have the guns now, 988 01:17:02,617 --> 01:17:04,076 but what about the balance? 989 01:17:04,244 --> 01:17:06,454 Someone sold us out last time... was it you? 990 01:17:08,414 --> 01:17:09,289 Are you sure? 991 01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:14,086 Thank you very much! 992 01:17:14,254 --> 01:17:15,672 Come again soon! 993 01:17:16,172 --> 01:17:17,715 Boss, I know where the girl is. 994 01:17:20,426 --> 01:17:22,511 - You two, bring her to me. - Got it. 995 01:17:54,335 --> 01:17:56,128 Hey, Brother Joe, we're rich! 996 01:17:56,296 --> 01:17:58,131 Let's take two and have some fun! 997 01:17:58,298 --> 01:18:01,384 Cut it out, this isn't ours. Go get the word out. 998 01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:02,843 Let's go! Hurry up! 999 01:18:03,386 --> 01:18:07,306 What a jerk! Why didn't they bring me to get the money? Danger schmanger... 1000 01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:15,607 - It hurts... - What are you doing? 1001 01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:17,775 What's wrong? 1002 01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:20,903 I think I"m in lab our... 1003 01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:24,573 Don't worry. Hang in there, let's get you to the hospital. 1004 01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:25,533 Be careful! 1005 01:18:30,121 --> 01:18:33,249 - What's wrong? - The loan sharks found me! Let's go! 1006 01:18:36,127 --> 01:18:37,002 This way! 1007 01:18:40,131 --> 01:18:41,006 Be careful. 1008 01:18:42,383 --> 01:18:43,258 Hide! 1009 01:18:44,010 --> 01:18:45,344 Hide first! 1010 01:18:45,511 --> 01:18:46,303 Hide where? 1011 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:02,945 Don't move! 1012 01:19:03,529 --> 01:19:05,572 You damn loan sharks! 1013 01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:06,699 Get out of here! 1014 01:19:06,866 --> 01:19:08,868 My husband’s a cop, he’ll arrest all of you! 1015 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:11,913 Where's the kid! 1016 01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:13,831 I don't know! 1017 01:19:29,722 --> 01:19:30,764 Come out! 1018 01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:56,624 The girl went out the window! 1019 01:19:58,084 --> 01:19:59,502 Where's the money? 1020 01:19:59,669 --> 01:20:00,920 I don't know... 1021 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:02,254 You don't know? 1022 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,133 Do you know now? 1023 01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:06,759 In the room... 1024 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:08,844 Show us! 1025 01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:31,409 Hello? Power Steering? They've broken into the house! 1026 01:20:31,951 --> 01:20:33,577 Hello? 1027 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:36,455 Hello? They've broken into the house! 1028 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:39,166 - Hello? - Who is it? 1029 01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:42,169 I think it was Gucci, but I couldn't hear her. 1030 01:20:43,379 --> 01:20:45,756 - Maybe my wife's going into lab our? - Probably! Go! 1031 01:20:46,299 --> 01:20:47,258 Bitch! 1032 01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:51,262 Do you take me for a fool? This is all? 1033 01:20:51,804 --> 01:20:54,848 Let me ask her... Bitch! 1034 01:20:59,896 --> 01:21:01,147 Where's the money? 1035 01:21:02,398 --> 01:21:05,192 It hurts so bad... please take me to the hospital. 1036 01:21:06,527 --> 01:21:08,195 You want to see your baby? 1037 01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,281 I can give you a nice slice down the middle. 1038 01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:13,325 I'll be a very easy delivery! 1039 01:21:14,702 --> 01:21:16,078 Don't! 1040 01:21:16,245 --> 01:21:17,788 She really doesn't know anything! 1041 01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:19,957 It's none of her business. 1042 01:21:26,756 --> 01:21:28,466 HELP 1043 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:29,592 Open it now! 1044 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:38,767 Hubby, I'm in lab our. Help me, quickly! 1045 01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:44,607 Listen up! Bring the money to the Kowloon Bay warehouse! 1046 01:21:44,774 --> 01:21:47,109 Otherwise, it'll be two corpses, and three lives! 1047 01:21:47,276 --> 01:21:48,068 Let's go now! 1048 01:21:52,448 --> 01:21:53,323 WAREHOUSE B 1049 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:15,304 Perfectly on time... Did you bring the money? 1050 01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:19,142 The money's here! Let my wife go first! 1051 01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:21,769 You wife is here, relax. 1052 01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:31,570 - Honey! - Gucci! 1053 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:32,988 Honey! 1054 01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:38,160 Let's cut the bullshit. 1055 01:22:38,327 --> 01:22:40,245 Save your nonsense for tomb sweeping. 1056 01:22:50,756 --> 01:22:51,965 Hang the money here. 1057 01:22:52,508 --> 01:22:54,176 No! Let my wife go first. 1058 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,094 I have the upper hand. 1059 01:22:56,637 --> 01:22:58,138 Who are you to make demands? 1060 01:22:58,681 --> 01:23:00,599 If you don't pay up, your wife is dead. 1061 01:23:20,912 --> 01:23:22,830 Power Steering, get in the drum. 1062 01:23:22,997 --> 01:23:25,374 - What? - I said, get into the drum! 1063 01:23:37,970 --> 01:23:38,887 What a ride! 1064 01:23:39,055 --> 01:23:40,973 Don't worry! We're here to save you! 1065 01:23:42,225 --> 01:23:43,267 The door is stuck! 1066 01:23:45,228 --> 01:23:46,354 What is it, Sister Chu? 1067 01:23:48,064 --> 01:23:50,483 What are you waiting for? Why don't you go in? 1068 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:51,442 It's rigged! 1069 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:54,486 Go! 1070 01:24:02,328 --> 01:24:05,414 - Sister Chu, go first! - She's so pregnant, how can she run? 1071 01:24:05,581 --> 01:24:07,499 Go first, leave me. 1072 01:24:17,134 --> 01:24:19,970 Help her give birth to this baby. I'm terrified of blood! 1073 01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:22,557 - Here goes nothing! - What are you doing? 1074 01:24:22,723 --> 01:24:23,974 You can't be so picky! 1075 01:24:24,141 --> 01:24:25,350 He's just trying to help. 1076 01:24:25,518 --> 01:24:26,769 Or we'll all die together! 1077 01:24:35,152 --> 01:24:36,236 Come on! 1078 01:24:40,199 --> 01:24:41,074 How’s my wife? 1079 01:24:42,118 --> 01:24:43,410 Sister Chu is in lab our! 1080 01:24:44,495 --> 01:24:46,788 She couldn't do this earlier or later? Why now? 1081 01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,165 The bomb is about to blow! 1082 01:24:49,166 --> 01:24:51,334 If you pay now, you can still save your wife. 1083 01:24:51,877 --> 01:24:53,461 I's not going to happen. 1084 01:24:53,629 --> 01:24:56,048 Then I guess your whole family will die together! 1085 01:24:56,215 --> 01:24:58,508 After which I can go back for the money! 1086 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:03,973 Push! You're almost there! 1087 01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,099 Push! 1088 01:25:07,310 --> 01:25:08,602 I can't... 1089 01:25:08,769 --> 01:25:10,771 - I can't push any more... - Push! 1090 01:25:10,938 --> 01:25:12,814 Oh! Like a kid peeing! 1091 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:16,944 Breath like me! 1092 01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:21,198 She doesn't have enough air! She won't make it. Give mouth-to-mouth! 1093 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,829 Boss, let me bring the van around and finish them off. 1094 01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:34,628 I can't... I'm out of breath. 1095 01:25:35,671 --> 01:25:36,546 Let me! 1096 01:25:38,924 --> 01:25:40,592 No, your breath stinks! 1097 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,386 We're almost there... 1098 01:25:43,346 --> 01:25:44,305 Can almost see him. 1099 01:25:44,472 --> 01:25:47,266 - Just a bit more... - He's crowning! Can see the little head! 1100 01:25:48,809 --> 01:25:49,851 Hurry up! 1101 01:25:50,394 --> 01:25:53,480 - C'mon, Sister Chu! You're almost there! - C'mon! 1102 01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:56,942 You did it! 1103 01:25:58,944 --> 01:26:00,320 It's a boy! 1104 01:26:00,488 --> 01:26:02,198 He's so big, like Brother Joe! 1105 01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:07,619 He was born! Hurry! You go first! 1106 01:26:09,705 --> 01:26:12,207 - Come! - Take the baby. 1107 01:26:19,507 --> 01:26:20,758 Hurry up! 1108 01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:23,302 It's going to blow, go! 1109 01:26:29,392 --> 01:26:31,310 - Honey, how do you feel? - I'm fine. 1110 01:26:31,477 --> 01:26:32,686 Let me hold him. 1111 01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:34,229 It's a boy! 1112 01:26:36,148 --> 01:26:37,941 He has a willie! 1113 01:26:38,109 --> 01:26:39,568 He really is a boy! 1114 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:42,029 Before we get too comfortable... 1115 01:26:42,196 --> 01:26:44,990 Power Steering, hold down the fort. I'll bring the car around. 1116 01:26:45,157 --> 01:26:45,949 Hubby! 1117 01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:51,038 Hang in there, Sister Chu! 1118 01:26:56,627 --> 01:26:57,502 Hurry! 1119 01:26:58,879 --> 01:26:59,754 Get in! 1120 01:27:04,093 --> 01:27:05,594 Time for your funeral! 1121 01:27:44,759 --> 01:27:46,844 Help! 1122 01:27:49,930 --> 01:27:50,972 Stop! 1123 01:27:52,641 --> 01:27:55,602 So you want to kill my whole family? I'll fuck you up! 1124 01:28:19,335 --> 01:28:20,210 Hubby! 1125 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:25,757 Something's wrong... 1126 01:28:32,348 --> 01:28:33,891 Hubby? 1127 01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:36,560 Don't do anything crazy. He's your own son! 1128 01:28:56,872 --> 01:28:58,164 - Hubby! - Don't go over! 1129 01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:03,545 - Brother Joe! - Hubby! 1130 01:29:03,712 --> 01:29:04,671 Inspector Joe! 1131 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:07,716 - Hubby! - Don't go over there! 1132 01:29:08,259 --> 01:29:09,885 Don't! 1133 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:13,805 Help! 1134 01:29:46,672 --> 01:29:48,507 - Think of something! - Working on it! 1135 01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:06,358 I told you you're no match for me! 1136 01:30:06,525 --> 01:30:08,485 I have the money now. 1137 01:30:10,154 --> 01:30:13,824 I don't care if you're man or ghost, you've killed so many of my brothers... 1138 01:30:15,451 --> 01:30:17,453 I will mince you! 1139 01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:21,749 Hold him. 1140 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:24,501 When you get down here, you'll become a meat paste! 1141 01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:27,295 Damn you! 1142 01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:37,890 Sister Chu, are you all right? 1143 01:30:38,057 --> 01:30:39,850 The rope is about to break! 1144 01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:50,527 - Inspector Joe! - Hubby! 1145 01:30:51,487 --> 01:30:52,362 Hubby! 1146 01:30:53,739 --> 01:30:54,948 Hubby! 1147 01:30:56,241 --> 01:30:58,243 - Are you okay? - I'm fine, honey. 1148 01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:00,245 Out of the way! 1149 01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:12,882 Die! 1150 01:31:19,348 --> 01:31:20,682 Lift it higher! 1151 01:31:25,521 --> 01:31:26,396 Don't come near! 1152 01:31:33,904 --> 01:31:34,821 Stay away from me! 1153 01:31:41,578 --> 01:31:43,413 Inspector Joe, let me save you! 1154 01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:47,292 Shoot! 1155 01:31:55,050 --> 01:31:56,843 Hubby, help! 1156 01:31:57,594 --> 01:31:59,304 Give me back my son! 1157 01:32:00,472 --> 01:32:02,640 - Give me back my son... - Kid! 1158 01:32:02,808 --> 01:32:05,644 - Hurry up and give me back the money! - Give me back my son... 1159 01:32:06,937 --> 01:32:09,814 Power Steering, give him the money! 1160 01:32:11,066 --> 01:32:15,111 No! You can't trust this kind of person! Don't give him the money! 1161 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:17,447 Please don't hurt my son, give him the money! 1162 01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:20,909 Any more dilly-dallying, and I'll drop the baby! 1163 01:32:23,203 --> 01:32:24,078 Take it! 1164 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:28,834 DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE 1165 01:32:30,335 --> 01:32:31,753 Sister Chu, how do you feel? 1166 01:33:16,965 --> 01:33:17,882 Brother Joe! 1167 01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:19,551 Hubby! 1168 01:33:29,436 --> 01:33:30,562 Hubby... 1169 01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:35,025 Charge him up now! 1170 01:33:36,026 --> 01:33:39,863 Leave him alone, all right? Gucci told me everything. 1171 01:33:43,742 --> 01:33:46,202 Joe already accomplished all his wishes... 1172 01:33:46,912 --> 01:33:49,205 He met our baby... 1173 01:33:49,373 --> 01:33:51,041 He's done his job... 1174 01:33:52,042 --> 01:33:54,335 The afterlife is better off with another hero. 1175 01:33:56,171 --> 01:33:57,463 Let him rest in peace.