1 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:33,759 [Boy]Allmylife I've been in love with Missy McCloud. 2 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:37,429 That's her, back at her first grade birthdayparty. 3 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,598 Even at the age ofsix, Missy was the kind ofgirl... 4 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:44,610 that everyonejust liked being around, me especially. 5 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:49,115 That's me in the back, with the little red fireman's hat on. 6 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:53,278 And that is the most amazing present in the world. 7 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:57,949 It took me almost a year to save up enough to buy it. 8 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:02,621 And when she opened it, I was sure she'd fall helplessly in love with me. 9 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,257 - It couldn't fail. - I love it. 10 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,929 Johnny, don'tyou have something for Missy? 11 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:15,407 [Johnny Narrating ] This was it, my golden moment. 12 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:18,376 In front of everyone, the most exotic creature alive... 13 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:21,380 would fall totally in love with me, forever. 14 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,815 I had the confidence. I had the gift. 15 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:29,948 - Well, son? - But I wimped out. 16 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,287 [ Woman ] All right, kids, cake time! 17 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,350 Come on! 18 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:39,024 [ Kids Laughing, Shouting ] 19 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,158 What are you looking at, dirtbag? 20 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,759 Here, honey, you sit there. 21 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,805 [Woman ] Make a wish. 22 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,138 - Happybirthday! - [Man ] That's mygirl. 23 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:54,306 [Johnny Narrating] Over the next 12years, I lusted after Missy. 24 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,474 She filled out in all the right places... 25 00:01:56,550 --> 00:02:00,577 the ones I'd been reading about in the National Geographic. 26 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:04,920 The more she grew up, the more helplessly in love I became. 27 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,586 That was the problem. 28 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:11,256 Well, you know what theysay: love makes you do crazy things. 29 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,926 Well, my love for Missy drove me to do the most unimaginable thing... 30 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:19,268 one human being can do to another, but that comes later. 31 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,775 My story begins at the end of my senioryear in high school... 32 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,108 on the historic day after Missy broke up with Buck Van Patten... 33 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,272 her boyfriend for the last sixyears. 34 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,282 I was ecstatic. 35 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:34,946 This day was the beginning ofthe end ofmy life. 36 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:40,927 [Alarm Ringing ] 37 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:46,022 Damn right, 7:1 5. [ Groans ] 38 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,200 Huh. 39 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,212 Doom. 40 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,513 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 41 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,853 - What's your hurry there, son? - Today I'm going to ask... 42 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,859 the most perfect girl in the world to the prom. 43 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,418 Oh, you're going to ask your own mother, eh? 44 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,021 [ Giggles ] Oh, you. 45 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,034 Sit down, honey. Breakfast is ready. 46 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,037 - No time, Mom. - Always time for a good breakfast. 47 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:29,439 - You're absolutely right. - A donut isn't breakfast. 48 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,374 It's fine, Ma. 49 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,209 Where's the vitamin C? Where's the fiber? 50 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,215 [Johnny] I'll eat on the way. 51 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:39,878 Well, thatway better not takeyou across Mrs.Jones's yard, son. 52 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,285 We don'twant the neighbors to think ill ofus. 53 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:51,727 - Hi, Mrs. Smith. - 54 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,062 - - Morning,Johnny. 55 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:57,501 - - Morning, Mrs.Jones. Hopeyou don't think ill of me. 56 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,562 57 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,470 - Oh! - [ Groans ] 58 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,668 the right girl foryou 59 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,008 - to believe it's true - Good morning. 60 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:10,345 - Hi. - all the crazy things you do 61 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,511 - - Hi, Johnny. - Hello. 62 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:17,523 63 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:21,527 You tell me maybe 64 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,223 - [Man ] Good morning,John. - [ Woman ] Beautiful day! 65 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:29,200 - I think I'm in Hades - It certainly is. 66 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,705 never had it so good 67 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,367 at least it's understood 68 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,536 ifI only could 69 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,046 70 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:45,710 71 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,846 what they want from me 72 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,220 where I wanna be 73 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,556 I know we're permanently 74 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,722 - - Slow it down,Johnny. 75 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,130 - Hi, Mrs. Applebaum. - Hi,Johnny. How are you? 76 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,761 shakeyour body down 77 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,170 - [Bell Ringing] - 78 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,301 79 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:14,176 [Johnny Narrating] There she is. 80 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,512 That's Missy, all grown up. 81 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,576 And that's my friend Eddie. 82 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,020 He's a dick, but I like him. 83 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:27,685 Hey, Missy. I just wanted to say you look really nice today... 84 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:32,130 in a physically perfect, newly available kind ofway. 85 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:36,363 - Thanks. - Extinguish all talking. 86 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:41,203 Nowwho can tell me howheroes are created? 87 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:45,040 - Gerald? - Th-That's a tricky question. 88 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:50,048 I don't think heroes are born, I think they're made. 89 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:54,712 They're normal men faced with extraordinary circumstances. 90 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:59,555 My personal hero is Jane Goodall. 91 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:04,495 When shewas born she didn't know anything about apes and their culture... 92 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:10,161 - but as she grew, stestudiedreallyhard-- - Hey, Tiger. 93 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,502 - You talkin' to me? - Mm-hmm. 94 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:18,510 I know thatyou've been really concerned lately thatyou're still a virgin... 95 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:22,241 and you don't have a date to the prom. 96 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,553 And thatyou're sexually stupid. 97 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:32,683 But those things, they mean nothing to me. 98 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:36,525 I loveyou just thewayyou are. 99 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,429 Oh, I see. I'm dreaming. 100 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,763 101 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,430 Johnny! Dingle! 102 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,973 [Announcer] We're here at the Fairviewgymnasium, thesite ofJohnny Dingle's... 103 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,771 most ambitious sexual challenge to date. 104 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,778 And there's Johnny Dingle himself... 105 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,144 looking reallypumped up for tonight's event. 106 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:59,049 The crowdjust loves this kid! 107 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,486 - It looks like he may go all the way tonight! - [ Starting Gun Fires ] 108 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,082 - And there he goes! - [ Blows Whistle ] 109 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,683 - Oh, and a flag on the play! - What? 110 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,696 Personal foul. The challenger,Johnny Dingle... 111 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,857 is not using a regulation-size unit. 112 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,458 He's disqualified! 113 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,834 - What doyou mean it's not regulation? - [ Crowd Booing ] 114 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,305 This is the most pathetic sexual fantasy I've ever seen. 115 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,239 [ Booing ] 116 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,575 Say good night, sex boy. 117 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,513 - [Bell Ringing] - No! 118 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,910 Go get her. 119 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,684 [P.A. System ]Attention, students. There will be a surprise fire drill-- 120 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,691 - Missy. - Yeah? 121 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:44,787 I, uh, I have something I want to ask. 122 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,128 Okay, shoot. 123 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:54,606 - Are you trying to hypnotize me? - No, no, one. 124 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,801 No, what I want to askyou is this: 125 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,969 sinceyou're not seeing Buck anymore... 126 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,479 I was wondering if maybeyou'd like to go-- 127 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:05,985 - [Buck ] Make way! - 128 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,488 Move. Move! 129 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:13,492 Buck, what areyou doing? What is this? 130 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,621 - I am so sorry. I'm an idiot. - Well, no kidding. 131 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,858 You stand me up, and then you don't even call me. 132 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,867 My car broke down. 133 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,597 I had towalk eight miles through the rain to get to a telephone. 134 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,162 - When I got there, you were alreadygone. - Really? 135 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,401 I would walk on glass... 136 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,842 and eat donkeys foryou. 137 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:35,677 I can't live knowing thatyou're not mine. 138 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,185 Will you go to the prom with me? 139 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,187 Of course I will, silly. 140 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,520 I'm sorrytoo. Let's not fight anymore. 141 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:52,361 [Bell Rings] 142 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,833 What's up, Dingle? Nice zit. 143 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,200 Seeyou,Johnny. 144 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:03,800 - What areyou lookin' at, dirtbag? - Nothing. 145 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:11,484 Well, that blew ropy goat chunks now, didn't it? 146 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,485 It's not over. 147 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,148 [JohnnyNarrating] That's when I came up with theplan that would change mylife forever. 148 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,157 Andit could have worked too. 149 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:23,059 It was swashbuckling, romantic, daring. 150 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,724 - All right, let me see it. Let me see it. - This is absurd. 151 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:31,499 [Johnny Narrating] Unfortunately, it depended on Eddie. 152 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,472 All right, give me all your money. 153 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,669 That was it? That was menacing? 154 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,678 All right, news flash. This just in,Johnny. 155 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,011 Missy is going to the prom with Buck. You got it? 156 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,517 Look, you pretend to kill her, I save her life... 157 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,544 she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck and goes to the prom with me. 158 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,852 How sweet is that? 159 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,519 This is desperate and this is sick. 160 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,688 I thinkyou should get some therapy. I do. 161 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,359 [JohnnyNarrating] With thesteadfast support ofmybest friend... 162 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,096 and the cool cunning ofa master tactician... 163 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,037 I swung into action. 164 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:12,374 165 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:25,553 - Hi,Johnny. - Hey, there. 166 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:30,221 [ Cash Register Beeping ] 167 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,297 - That it? - One-- 168 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:45,401 - Anything else? - Yeah, um, these. 169 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,748 Freeze! Don't move! Give me your money! 170 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,911 Give me your mon-- [ Toy Gun Firing ] 171 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,423 Give meyour money. Come on, come on-- 172 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,857 [CarApproaching] 173 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,698 What the hell doyou thinkyou're doing? 174 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,368 Uh, nothing. 175 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:21,209 - Areyou gonna rob this store? - Uh, yes, yes, I was. 176 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,545 Butyou can rob it ifyou want. I can come back tomorrow. 177 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:27,518 - I can always come back tomorrow. - Give meyour mask. 178 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:31,785 Okay, we have one flyswatter, one pair of red, fuzzy dice... 179 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,557 yellow army tank. 180 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:41,089 Anything else? Chinese checkers, a birdhouse, perhaps? 181 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,470 All right, give me all your money, or I'll blowyour goddamm brains out! 182 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,475 - Hey! Don't talkto her like that! - What? 183 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,068 Who the hell doyou thinkyou are, buddy? 184 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,910 - Excuse me, doyou have a gun? - No. 185 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,950 - Then shut up! - [ Whispers ] Not so over the top. 186 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,178 What? 187 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,845 - Shit. - Let's go. 188 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,413 Damn right, "let's go." 189 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,355 Let's go! 190 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,063 [ Cocks Gun ] 191 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:15,528 Look out! 192 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,534 [ Glass Cracking ] 193 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,372 Johnny? Johnny? 194 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,542 Johnny? Oh! 195 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:36,555 Oh, my god. I'm not dreaming. 196 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,726 Would you like to go to the prom with me? 197 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,228 Sure. 198 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,460 Great. 199 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,399 [ Missy Gasps ] 200 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:57,239 201 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,513 Oh,Johnny, areyou lost? Areyou alone? 202 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,520 Ifyoufallinyouremptyforestand you cryout, will no one hearyou? 203 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:13,855 We here today willjoinyou in such a short time. 204 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,451 We will missyou dearly. 205 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,690 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 206 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,825 What once was, is no longer. Amen. 207 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,893 - Amen. - Amen. 208 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,632 [ Howls ] 209 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:58,092 [ Father] Good-bye, son. Be nice to God. 210 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:04,676 I madeyou bologna and mustard with the edges cut off... 211 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,712 just thewayyou like it. 212 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,050 You eat all ofit, doyou hear me? 213 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,677 You hearyour mother? 214 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,687 Come on, Marge. 215 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,861 Good-bye,Johnny. 216 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,027 I wish we could have gotten to know each other. 217 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,145 [ Spitting ] 218 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:56,557 [Clock Chiming, Owl Hooting] 219 00:14:56,629 --> 00:15:01,157 [Animal Howling] 220 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,171 [ Cat Hissing] 221 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,175 [Howling Continues ] 222 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:18,016 [ Rat Squeaking ] 223 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:01,320 Oh, hi there. I'm Murray. 224 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:05,262 - Murray Brickman. -Johnny Dingle. 225 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,825 Nice to meetyou, Johnny Dingle. 226 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,928 Oh, look atyou. You're a mess. 227 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:17,169 Just crawled out ofthe grave, did you? 228 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,679 - I guess so. - Isn't that something. 229 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:24,182 Been a long time since anybody came back from the dead. 230 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,515 I think the last time was Thanksgiving, 1 5 years ago. 231 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,681 Hey, wait a minute. Did you say come backfrom the dead? 232 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:35,921 Yes. You're now one ofthe undead,Johnny Dingle. 233 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,863 Doomed to spend the rest ofyour days shunned bythe human race. 234 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,866 - Whoa, whereyou going? - Home. 235 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,870 No, you're not. That's what I'm trying to tell you,Johnny Dingle. 236 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,533 You can't ever leave the cemetery again. 237 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,373 I'm not gonna live in the cemetery the rest ofmy life. 238 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,379 I got a date Friday night. 239 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,042 I'm very sorry. You'll have to breakthe date. 240 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,985 You're crazy. I'm going to the prom with Missy McCloud. 241 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:05,319 I'm sure she's very nice, butyou still can't leave. 242 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,985 Only death awaits you among the living. 243 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,824 - I am among the living. - You're undead. 244 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,831 Hey, look,just because I crawled out ofa grave... 245 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,833 doesn't mean I'm a friggin' zombie. 246 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,335 It does ifyou were dead beforeyou went into the grave. 247 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,837 Okay, look, I admit maybe I got shot... 248 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,364 - but I didn't die. - You're very unreasonable. 249 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,376 Excuse me. Where doyou thinkyou're going? 250 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,504 How could I be dead? I've never felt better in my life. 251 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,674 - [ Chuckles ] - I'm in love. 252 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,345 - I feel great. - No,J-Johnny! 253 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,218 - Ifyou leave, you'll-- - I'll what? 254 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,350 You'll find out. 255 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,041 - Hi, Mom. - Mmm. 256 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,476 - Hi, Dad. - Hi,Johnny. 257 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,639 [ Parents Screaming ] 258 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,708 [Dog Barking] 259 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:12,156 You know, son, your mother and I and the ambulance driver... 260 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,159 and the coroner and the embalmer... 261 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,025 were all pretty much convinced thatyou were dead. 262 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,897 I got better. 263 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,960 Huh. Well, welcome home, son. 264 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,598 - Thanks. - Areyou hungry? Doyou want something to eat? 265 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,404 Gee, there's a lot offood left over from the funeral. 266 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,182 [Yawning ] 267 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,131 [Yawning ] 268 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,490 Oh, my god. 269 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,425 I am dead. 270 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:28,333 [Alarm Clock Ringing, Groans] 271 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,495 Johnny, breakfast is ready. 272 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,004 - [Dog Barking] - [Johnny] Coming, Mom. 273 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,337 No thanks, Mom. 274 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,845 - Hmm, you look a little pale this morning, son. - I'm dead, Dad. 275 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,971 How about some eggs? 276 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:46,178 - Not hungry. - Not hungry, hesays. Didyou hearhim? 277 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,516 - Haveyou got a temperature? - Of course not. 278 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,521 I just told you, I'm dead. 279 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,887 Well, I'm calling Emille Bronson. 280 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,018 I am not going to Dr. Bronson. I'm not that desperate. 281 00:19:56,095 --> 00:20:01,362 Ho, ho, ho, ho! I guess I know oneyoung man who's not going to school today. 282 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,460 Hello, Dr. Bronson. This is Marge Dingle. 283 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:09,497 Dr. Bronson, the reason I called is our son,Johnny... 284 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,806 died the other dayand I was wondering ifyou could take a look at him. 285 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,005 Wouldyou like to talk to him? 286 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,515 Sure. Johnny? 287 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,177 - Eddie Conners? - Yeah, I'm here. 288 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:25,588 Johnny Dingle? Oh. 289 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,189 [Students Gasping] 290 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,558 Hi, buddy. Hey! 291 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,499 Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't believe the trouble I had getting here. 292 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,806 I would believe it, and I'm not impressed. 293 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,210 - Youget one demerit. - But-- 294 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,717 Just becauseyou're dead does not mean thatyou can come waltzing in here when you like. 295 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:57,017 - John Craig? - Present. 296 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,057 - Linda Given. - Here. 297 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,025 [Bell Ringing] 298 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,027 - [ Girl] Hi. - Hi. 299 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,529 - Hey, Missy, wait a minute. -Johnny, hi. 300 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,532 Uh, listen, you know, I think it's really great... 301 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,034 thatyou're back from the dead and all, but I've got gym. 302 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,663 - But wait a minute. - [Girl] Is that him? - Yeah! 303 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,042 [Eddie]Look, maybeshe's uncomfortable... 304 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,045 because, you know, you are recently deceased. 305 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,547 - Eddie, come on, be serious. - I am serious,Johnny. 306 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,709 I'm just dead. It's not like I'm an asshole or anything. 307 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,219 I didn't say you were an asshole. 308 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:34,055 It's just that some people might consider being dead somewhat... unfashionable. 309 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,493 - That's really shallow ofyou, Eddie. - Shut up and eatyourfood. 310 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,463 God! I can't eat this. It's disgusting. 311 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,232 You neverthought itwas disgusting before. 312 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,773 This is totally different. They must have done something weird to it. 313 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,571 Ifyou don'twant it, I'll eat it. 314 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,956 - [ Screams ] - What? 315 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,993 What doyou mean, "What?" You just tried to take a bite out ofmy arm! 316 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,258 Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie. Itwas just gonna be a little bite. 317 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,526 Johnny, you shouldn't be taking any bites. 318 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,194 - Here, let me-- - No, no, no! 319 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:22,366 You just get the hell away from my arm. 320 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,711 Seeyou. 321 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:34,219 - Missy, hey. - [ Groans ] 322 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,551 I just want to know what time I should pickyou up forthe prom. 323 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:40,057 Um, you shouldn't. 324 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:44,391 - What doyou mean? - I have to go. 325 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,398 Wait a minute. Areyou mad 'cause I tried to take a bite out of Eddie? 326 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,230 - Oh, no, of course not. - Then what's wrong? 327 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,236 You're not breaking our date, areyou? 328 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,568 - I came back from the dead for this date. - Well, gee,Johnny... 329 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,234 it's just, I really didn't expectyou to make it. 330 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:01,006 Well, I wouldn't have asked ifl couldn't make it. 331 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,173 I'm sorry. 332 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:06,514 [Guy]Hey, look, it's that deadkid. 333 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,519 It's because I'm dead, isn't it? 334 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,522 - That's whyyou won't go out with me. - Don't insult me. 335 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,524 You're afraid ofwhat people might say, aren'tyou? 336 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,857 Behind your back, everybodywhispering, "There goes Missywith the dead kid." 337 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,193 Look, that has nothing to dowith it, okay? 338 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,859 I only said I would go to the prom with you becauseyou were dying. 339 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,370 - I'm Buck's girlfriend. - All right then, forget the prom for now. 340 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,871 - How about a movie? Johnny. - Hi there. 341 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,033 - Buck, hi. - Hi. 342 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,202 Dead little snot. 343 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:35,577 You thinkyou can hang out with us decent living folks likeyou're still alive? 344 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:40,017 Why is everyone making such a big deal about this? I've only been dead one day. 345 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,713 We'rewatching you, dead boy. We don't likeyour kind. 346 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,222 - You're stinkin' up thewhole school. - Chuck! 347 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:50,058 What are people gonna say? My girlfriend hanging outwith a decaying kid. 348 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,030 I don't really carewhat people think and he's actually a nice guy... 349 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,896 - so cut it out. - Let's go. 350 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:58,732 I better not ever catch you with that dead kid again. 351 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,602 I got a reputation. 352 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,665 Eight o'clock. 353 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,512 [Johnny Narrating] This was it. 354 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,174 This was the beginning ofa dream come true. 355 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,845 I picked her up early. I hadall the right moves. 356 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,515 I was like Tom Cruise, only dead. 357 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:23,687 The stage was set for the most romantic evening in history. 358 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:29,257 - [ Movie Narrator] ... womb ofhell itself. - [ Groaning ] 359 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:33,533 Eternally seeking the flesh ofthe living. 360 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:38,042 Bloodthirstyzombies howling foryour flesh. 361 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,635 Oh, I 'm sorry. I 'm sorry. 362 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,546 Excuse me. 363 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,052 Thanks. 364 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:57,224 - What are these? -J u J ubes. 365 00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,993 Really? Are they good? I've never had one. 366 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,864 Never? You've never had a Ju Jube? 367 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:08,999 - Say, isn't that Buck's girl? - It sure is. 368 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:12,134 - What's she doing here with the dead kid? - I don't know, man. 369 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,907 They're good, right? But what's the problem? 370 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,915 - They're stuck in my teeth. - Right, right. 371 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:23,853 - So whatyou do is take a drink ofyour soda. - Why? 372 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:27,517 Just take a drink. Trust me. 373 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,189 There's something wonderful happening in your mouth now, right? 374 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:38,362 [ Giggles ] 375 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:42,032 I can't believe thatyou came up with a whole system forthis. 376 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,871 [Zombies Howling, Soda Spills] 377 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:49,539 - Oh, god, I'm sorry. Let me, um-- - No, it's okay. 378 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:53,381 Bloodthirsty zombies at the foot ofyour bed... 379 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:56,046 howling foryour flesh. 380 00:25:56,121 --> 00:26:01,457 Zombies, like the one right there! 381 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:13,161 You know, it's terrible thewaythose zombie movies twist the truth like that. 382 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,469 There's a lot ofprejudice against the undead. 383 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:28,516 384 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,351 Can I touchyou? 385 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:35,223 Uh-huh. 386 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,323 Your skin feels different than most guys. 387 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:44,699 - Does that hurt? - Not much. 388 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,432 Can you even feel it? 389 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:50,373 Uh-huh. 390 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:55,538 Can you feel that? 391 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,549 Yeah, I can feel that. 392 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:03,479 I likeyou,Johnny. 393 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:08,424 Really? Can I kiss you? 394 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,826 Uh-huh. 395 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:16,493 396 00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:21,665 397 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:26,336 398 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:30,507 399 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:34,382 400 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:37,013 Oh, god. 401 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,683 [ Both Panting ] 402 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,852 I don't know what it is aboutyou now, Johnny, butyou drive me crazy. 403 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:45,362 Oh? 404 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:48,627 - Missy? - Hmm? 405 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:54,536 Oh, I knowyou're already going with Buck to the prom... 406 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:58,542 - but I was thinking that maybe-- - [ Ripping ] 407 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,306 Whatwas that? 408 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,644 Your ear. 409 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:06,149 What? 410 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:10,484 - Your earfell off. - Oh, shit. 411 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,956 Is thatyou, sweetheart? 412 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,653 Uh, yes, Dad! Here, takeyour ear. 413 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,820 Oh, shit. 414 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:20,330 But-- 415 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:24,666 [Johnny Narrating] I heardsomeone myage is supposed to be comfortable... 416 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:28,001 with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances... 417 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:31,338 this was too much. 418 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,868 - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] - Dr. Bronson? 419 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:38,508 - [ Buzzes Again ] - Dr. Bronson? 420 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,356 - Yes? - I 'm dead. 421 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,650 [ Sighs ] Okay, well, you're dead... 422 00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:18,315 which is unusual because we don't normally see this much activity in a dead person. 423 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:21,655 - Let's look atyour symptoms. - I'm decaying. 424 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,991 Oh, good. Symptom number one: decay. 425 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,496 All right. Is thatyour ear, then? 426 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,590 It fell offabout 20 minutes ago. 427 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,795 May I see it? 428 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:34,395 It's still in good shape. It's just not on my head. 429 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:38,170 Hello? Hello? I'm just teasing. 430 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,905 - May I keep it? - No way! 431 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:46,007 Well, I need skin samples so I can run some tests. 432 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:49,520 Well... here. 433 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:54,855 - [ Skin Ripping ] - Well, that's very disgusting, but I guess that'll do fine. 434 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:59,693 Isn't there, um, some kind ofmedicine I could takewhileyou lookat that? 435 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:01,699 - A shot or something? - To avoid decaying? 436 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,701 - Yes! - No. 437 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:06,829 Everything that is dead eventually decays. 438 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,874 Oh, my god. 439 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:14,708 Wait, wait. I do think maybe I-- 440 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:17,214 - Aha! - "Aha" what? 441 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,409 I think I can helpyou with that ear. 442 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,818 - You want me to glue it on? - Well, it's either that orthe staple gun. 443 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:31,895 Okay, fine. This takes care of my ear. 444 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:36,760 What should I do about the rest ofme? 445 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,736 You reallywant to knowwhat I'd do in your situation? 446 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:43,434 [JohnnyNarrating] That's when hesentme to Maggie Benson. 447 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,306 The doctorsaidthat at the rate I was decaying... 448 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,905 I'dbe dead, really dead, by tomorrow. 449 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,176 - So Maggie was my only choice. - [ Knocking ] 450 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:58,018 Local legend had it that her husband came back from the dead 1 5 years ago,just like me. 451 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:02,618 So ifanyone could help me with my decaying thing, she'd be the one. 452 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,458 Hello? 453 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,300 Anybody here? 454 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,615 [ Screams ] 455 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:28,312 [ Maggie ] Oh, my dear boy. 456 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,754 You're a zombie. 457 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:35,418 So it ripped right off in her mouth, did it? 458 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:39,260 Yes, ma'am. Right off. 459 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:44,928 [ Laughing ] That must have been so embarrassing. 460 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:49,898 You have no idea. 461 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:52,944 She must be quite a gal. 462 00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:54,945 She is. 463 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:57,607 But I don't know ifshe'll even see me afterwhat happened. 464 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,707 Have a little faith. 465 00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:02,879 Things aren't so bad. 466 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:06,549 No, they're pretty bad. 467 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:10,721 I just found out I'm gonna be really dead bytomorrow. 468 00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,731 I was told you knew how to stop that from happening. 469 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,563 Oh,Johnny, I-- 470 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:21,800 I haven't talked about zombies for a long, long time. 471 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:26,105 I need to live long enough to go to the prom tomorrow night. I'll do anything. 472 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,147 - Oh, no, don't be so quick to-- - Anything. 473 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:32,274 Oh, my dear boy, you don't understand. 474 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,849 There is something you can do... 475 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:40,255 but it is a terrible thing. 476 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:42,759 Tell me. 477 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:46,423 [ Sighing ] 478 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,763 Flesh ofthe living. 479 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,668 The moreyou eat, the more timeyou have. 480 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,103 Areyou crazy? 481 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,266 There's nothing else you can do. 482 00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,207 There's got to be. 483 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:03,043 Look, I almost took a bite out ofmyfriend Eddie and itwas such thewrong thing to do. 484 00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:05,014 He's very mad. 485 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:11,349 - A bitewill giveyou about 20 minutes. - Twenty minutes? 486 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:14,392 - I needa whole day. - Then you'll have to eat a little more. 487 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,292 - How much more? - Oh, mygoodness, it's hard to say. 488 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:22,322 An arm, a leg, a stomach, a foot. 489 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,664 It's not an exactscience, you know. 490 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,466 What kind offriggin' nut areyou, tellin' me to go out and eat people? 491 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,905 I'm not telling you to eat people. 492 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:35,845 I'm saying eating the flesh ofthe living is... buying you a little more time... 493 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,347 but it's an awfulprice topay. 494 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,781 Well, it doesn't matter because I'm not eating anybody! 495 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,682 Well, then you'll be dead bytomorrow. 496 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:45,052 - How the hell doyou know? -John Dingle, I know. 497 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:47,921 Well, I'm gonna find a way. 498 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:52,259 [LiquidBoiling] 499 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,264 [DoctorBronson] I have acquiredaskinsample... 500 00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,426 fromJohnny Dingle, 17 andazombie. 501 00:33:57,502 --> 00:34:00,369 In order toprevent him from completely decaying... 502 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,872 I must use his flesh to create a serum... 503 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:07,742 that will actually reverse the natural process of decay we all suffer... 504 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,372 as we grow older. 505 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,383 It stands to reason that his zombie flesh should contain within it... 506 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:16,852 the genetic code for the reanimation of dead tissue. 507 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:22,224 - [ Explosion ] - Ergo, life after death. 508 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,910 [ Knocking ] 509 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:48,816 [ Knocki ng ] 510 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,253 Hi, J ohnny. 511 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:56,920 Hi. What are you doing here? 512 00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:00,863 Oh, I just came by to see how you were. 513 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,866 How's your ear? 514 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,199 Fine. Good as new. 515 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:09,536 Let me see. 516 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:14,602 Wow! You know, you can hardly even tell it ripped offyour head. 517 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:20,208 You think so? I was feeling a little insecure about it. 518 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,049 [ Sighs ] You know,Johnny... 519 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,386 you're a really good-looking guy. 520 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,552 - You think so? - Absolutely. 521 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,892 A little style in your-- 522 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,557 - Oh, shit. - What? 523 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,568 [ Nervous Laugh ] Sorry. 524 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,230 Oh, that's all right. It's notyourfault. 525 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,899 Here, let me see ifl can just-- 526 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,237 You smell really nice. 527 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,303 - Thanks. - [ Sneezes ] 528 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:57,251 Um, my-- 529 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,347 I'll get it. 530 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,201 Got it. 531 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,544 Be sureyou get it on straight. 532 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:32,556 Oh, it's on straight. 533 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:36,893 There. Much better. 534 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:41,557 Listen,Johnny, it's getting kind oflate. 535 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:46,730 I should probably be going soyou can lay down and let that nose harden. 536 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:49,239 No, no, wait, wait, wait. Don't leave, don't leave. 537 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,401 - I want to talk toyou-- - Let go! 538 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:56,072 Johnny, I am not even gonna look. Just get this thing off of me. 539 00:36:56,147 --> 00:37:00,345 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'll seeyou tomorrow. 540 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:05,617 No, wait! Everything's fine. Don't leave. Minor setback. 541 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,124 Johnny, look atyou! 542 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:12,152 I'm fine. Nothing else is gonna fall off. 543 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,391 [Creaking, Falling] 544 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:18,368 - [ Gasps ] - [ Screams ] 545 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,877 Thankyou, God. Thankyou, God. 546 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,379 [Mother]Shake a leg, Johnny! Breakfast! 547 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:35,215 - [Dog Barking] - Mom, I told you I can't eat that stuff anymore. 548 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:38,619 There's got to be someone I can eat. 549 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,365 [ Stomach Growling ] 550 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:08,977 [ Stomach Growling ] 551 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:28,001 - Back off, dead boy. - Sorry. 552 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:32,372 - Hi,Johnny. - Oh, hi. 553 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:35,207 [Missy]Doyourememberlastnight when we were in the car... 554 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,714 - and your ear-- you know, it-- - Fell off? 555 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:41,548 Right. Well, that got me to wondering. 556 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:44,383 What ifyour other earwere to fall off? 557 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,389 Uh-huh. 558 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:49,893 Well, then, what ifother stuff started falling off. 559 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:53,556 - I don't know, like your arms or something. - Yeah. 560 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:56,725 Well, then ifstuff just kept falling off... 561 00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,328 - pretty soon-- - I'd just be a little pile ofstuff. 562 00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,339 Right. 563 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:06,002 Sowhat I was wondering is ifsomething like that might actually happen? 564 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,238 Ifit did wouldyou feel different towards me? 565 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:11,942 Is thatwhat's gonna happen toyou,Johnny? 566 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,316 It's-- It's a definite possibility. 567 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,845 Oh, god. 568 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:24,861 You are so different from any other guy I have ever known. 569 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:27,830 Buckwould kill me ifhe found out I was going outwith you. 570 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:31,699 You're decaying and-- 571 00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:36,866 Still, god, I wish you weren't dead. 572 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,536 Me too. 573 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,740 You know, I've never kissed a dead guy beforeyou,Johnny. 574 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,340 - Gotyou! - Geez! 575 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,351 Damn it! Holy-- 576 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,388 Come here, you stinkin' dead ya-hoo toucher! 577 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:54,892 - Buck, stop him. - [Chuck ] Come here! 578 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,893 Hey, come on. 579 00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:59,395 Chuck, you don't understand. 580 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:02,399 Come on, Chuck, let's sit down and just hash this thing out. 581 00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:04,901 I'm gonna kill you, dead boy! 582 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,231 - [Chuck] Come here! - Maybewe should, uh-- 583 00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:12,367 Come here, you stinkin' dead ya-hoo toucher! 584 00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:14,411 Chuck, look. 585 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,413 Chuck. 586 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:19,245 Chuck! Chuck, let's um-- 587 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:21,911 Chuck. Chuck. 588 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:25,353 - Chuck, let's discuss this. - Okay. 589 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,762 [ Laughing ] 590 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,914 - Uh-oh. - Huh? 591 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:58,246 Chuck? 592 00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:01,224 You okay? 593 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:05,228 [ Stomach Growls ] 594 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:13,900 I am really, truly sorry about this, Chuck. 595 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:17,430 There's just no otherway. 596 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,804 Oh! Oh, no! 597 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:26,907 Oh, hi, Eddie. 598 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,920 Youknow, colleges look at this sort ofthing! 599 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,252 - Oh. -Johnny? 600 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,258 Oh, great. 601 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:40,025 Oh, my god! How could you? 602 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:42,032 You ate Chuck! 603 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,762 Not all ofhim. 604 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,100 - [Siren Wailing] - Hello, this is Brenda Bodine and we're coming toyou live... 605 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:50,436 from Fairview High School wherewejust received word that some sort oftragic-- 606 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,272 - Excuse me. Sheriff McCloud. - I'm gonna have to askyou all-- 607 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:56,279 We just received word that some sort oftragedy has happened in the high school today. 608 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,874 - Uh, no, nothing unusual. - I was referring to the slaughter. 609 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,885 - Right. Well, therewas that. - Sheriff-- 610 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,887 Earlier today one ofthe students got badly killed. 611 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:08,392 We've heard reports that the murderer might have been 1 7-year-old Johnny Dingle. 612 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,893 I'm going to make an official statement here. 613 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:13,396 Johnny Dingle is dead. Okay? 614 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,398 Yes, but then this wouldn't be the first time... 615 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,730 that someone has come back from the dead in Fairview... 616 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:20,236 to wreak havoc on an innocent victim. 617 00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:25,139 What is a zombie and how can you tell if there's one living in your neighborhood? 618 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,084 - [Intercom Buzzes] - Ooh! 619 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:41,250 - [Woman]Emille? - What is it? 620 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:43,759 - You have apatient. - I'm busy. 621 00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:46,922 It's Chuck Bronski. He was eaten in school today. 622 00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:48,932 All right, all right, I'll have a look at him. 623 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,596 But while I'm doing that, I wantyou to go out and find me a live chicken. 624 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:57,937 - A chicken? -Just do it! 625 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:01,706 All right. 626 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:08,375 Hello, Chuck. My name is Doctor Bronson. How arewe doing today? 627 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:10,819 Isee. 628 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:14,221 Chuck, you've suffered a lot ofbleeding... 629 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:17,056 and there's an ax in your head... 630 00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:21,064 and it appears that someone has eaten your stomach. 631 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:23,225 Pulse is a little lowerthan I'd like. 632 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:28,238 Let's just take a look atyour retinal response. 633 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:32,901 Oh, hi. You must be Big Chuck Bronski. 634 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:36,140 Hello. 635 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,114 [Big Chuck] Oh, mygod! 636 00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:40,548 [DoctorBronson]I havesome badnews. Yourboyis verysick. 637 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,416 He's lost a massive amount ofblood... 638 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,422 and his pulse and retinal response are poor... 639 00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:48,084 and, as you can see, there's an ax sticking out ofhis head. 640 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:51,856 - He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead! - Oh, everybody's a doctor! 641 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:54,989 You think maybe I could make the diagnosis? 642 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:58,399 - [ Groaning ] - It's like somebody ate him! 643 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:03,304 What kind ofa monsterwould do that to another human being? 644 00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:05,766 - Mom! - [Dog Barks] 645 00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:09,404 - Here. - I have a big problem. 646 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,940 -John, you have a visitor. - Oh, hey, Eddie. 647 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:17,715 Look, about today, that wasn't entirely my fault. 648 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:19,756 Oh, it's not just today. It's yesterdaytoo. 649 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,453 - What happened yesterday? - You tried to eat my arm, pal! 650 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:27,259 Oh, I thinkyou owe someone an apology. 651 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,959 I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. 652 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:34,471 Just--Just don't try to eat me anymore, all right? 653 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:37,269 - I promise. - Still buds? 654 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:41,744 - Huh? - Yeah, still buds. 655 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:44,372 Ah, that's what I like to hear. 656 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,746 Hi, honey. 657 00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:48,910 Hi, sweetie. 658 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:53,582 Oh, son, did you by any chance murder a boy in school today? 659 00:44:53,658 --> 00:44:58,789 - It wasn't murder. It was an accident. - Well, I hopeyou didn't eat him. 660 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,354 - [ Parents Make Kissing Sounds ] - 'Cause lunch is in five minutes... 661 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:04,367 and I picked up something special foryou at the supermarket. 662 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:06,494 Oh, boy! 663 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:10,200 - Hi. - Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 664 00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:13,505 - Mmm! - You picked up a little kid! 665 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:16,547 [Mother]Am I wrong, or doyou have to eat the flesh ofthe living? 666 00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:19,208 Mom, I absolutely can't do that anymore! 667 00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:22,878 Well, there are hungry people all over the world who'd be thrilled to eat him. 668 00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,889 Yeah, my mom says that to me all the time. 669 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:28,016 [Johnny]Come on, justsendhim home! 670 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,560 - [Doorbell Chimes] - Uh, I'll get it. 671 00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:32,562 Oh, shit! 672 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,729 [ Humming ] 673 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,739 - Mr. Dingle? - Yes? 674 00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:49,678 I understand thatyour boy is a zombie. 675 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:53,911 -Mm-hmm, yes, that's right. -Well, he killed and ate my boytoday... 676 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:58,581 so me and some ofthe other guys decided to come over and talk to him. 677 00:45:58,656 --> 00:46:00,988 Uh, hold on. Honey! 678 00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:04,050 - There's somepeople here who want to talk toJohnny. - Invite them in! 679 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:07,825 Uh, I don't want them to think ill ofus. 680 00:46:07,898 --> 00:46:11,857 Well, uh, oh! Honey, this is the father... 681 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,404 ofthe boythatJohnny murdered in school today. 682 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:17,202 I know how difficult it is to lose a son. 683 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,971 We lostJohnnyjust a couple ofdays ago. 684 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:22,877 Yes, ma'am. I'm still reeling. 685 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:25,745 So is there someway we could see the boy? 686 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:28,307 Sure. I think he's hiding in the closet.Johnny! 687 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:30,752 Come on out, sweetie! 688 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:33,346 Are theygone? 689 00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:37,656 Whoa! Hey, quit it! 690 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:44,528 - Oh, wow. - Will you cut it out? 691 00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:47,036 - Ooh, wicked, awesome. - [Father] Uh, fellas... 692 00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:49,231 Johnny's already dead, you see... 693 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,468 so, um, you're gonna have a hard time killing him. 694 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:55,740 - Hi, Daddy. - Oh, hi, little Chuck. 695 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,441 - Little Chuck? - This is little Chuck? 696 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:02,179 - What areyou doing with my one remaining son? - Nice going, Ma. 697 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:06,656 Daddy, that deadman triedto eat me. 698 00:47:06,724 --> 00:47:10,182 - Stop it! - Thatwon'twork, you idiots! 699 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,129 - But this will. - [Mother]Excuse me. 700 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,866 - You wouldn't shoot me. - I might. 701 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:25,208 -Jesus! - Nowget out ofmyhouse... 702 00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,608 or I'll clipyour manhood. 703 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:31,170 All right, Ma! 704 00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:34,979 [Big Chuck] Come on, let's get out ofhere. Let's go, little Chuck. 705 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:38,579 - All right, Daddy. - We'll be back. 706 00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:54,299 [Johnny Narrating] It was time to stop running. 707 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:59,708 Time to summon up the courage that had eluded me for 1 2 straightyears. 708 00:47:59,778 --> 00:48:02,747 Time to complete my life's mission. 709 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:11,081 [ Football Bangs On Floor] 710 00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:13,488 It was still there. 711 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:17,153 Waiting patiently for this moment. Gathering a little dust, sure... 712 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:20,857 but otherwise... untouched. 713 00:48:22,801 --> 00:48:26,999 I had the confidence. I had the gift. 714 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,768 This time I was definitely ready. 715 00:48:29,841 --> 00:48:31,832 [ Cars Driving By ] 716 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:35,676 [ Brandi ] I was actually not looking forward to going to the prom. 717 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:40,150 And then my mom found this place where they dye your shoes in the exact same shade... 718 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:44,552 as your fabric... and they're also dyeing my purse. 719 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:49,252 Can I tellyou... I am so relieved that you are going to the prom with Buck. 720 00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:53,627 I mean... I heard this really nasty rumor thatyou might be going with that dead kid. 721 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:58,135 Oh... no. We just went to the movies together. 722 00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:02,037 He died for me. I figured it was the least that I could do. N-No big deal. 723 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:06,043 724 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:09,239 725 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:11,305 Hi. 726 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:14,146 -Johnny, please,just leave. - No, you have to listen to me. 727 00:49:14,219 --> 00:49:18,246 How canyou expect me to listen toyou after whatyou didto Chuck? 728 00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:25,062 - I wanna talk toyou about that. - There is nothing you can say to make things better... 729 00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:28,031 because you ate someone, do you understand that? 730 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:31,227 Wait a minute! Areyou afraid I might eatyou? Is that the problem? 731 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,669 Areyou kidding me? Will you just leave me alone! 732 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:38,140 You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck foryou. 733 00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:42,345 God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me. 734 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,316 What? 735 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:50,286 Oh, geez, Miss, I didn't wanna eat him... 736 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:53,791 but itwas the onlyway I could live long enough to go to the prom with you. 737 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,093 You ate someonejust to go to the prom with me? 738 00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:02,964 I died foryou! I came back from the dead foryou. 739 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:08,067 - I loveyou. - [Girls Sighing] 740 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:15,307 Come on, let's go. 741 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:19,043 - I don't understand,Johnny. - What? 742 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:24,487 How... you can love me so much? Howyou can do all these things for me? 743 00:50:24,556 --> 00:50:27,957 By god, ifit ain't the zombie out with a livin' woman. 744 00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:31,462 - He's mighty proud. - Go get Chuck. 745 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,562 Look, Miss... 746 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:37,999 other people might wantyou becauseyou're pretty and popular... 747 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,731 and theywanna be seen with you. 748 00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:44,468 I wantyou because I loveyou. 749 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:48,535 - And I always have. - [ Woman ] It's not natural. 750 00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:54,482 - What's this? - Open it. 751 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:58,318 I've been tryin' to giveyou this since the first grade. 752 00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:03,127 [ Gasps ] Oh. 753 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:08,597 Youare the kindest, smartest, most beautifulgirl I've everknown. 754 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,726 And, uh-- And I would die happy... 755 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:14,533 ifyou would dancejust one dance with me at the prom. 756 00:51:15,707 --> 00:51:18,267 I would love to go to the prom with you. 757 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:40,896 This mornin' he eats your boy and now he's out there kissin' on the McCloud girl. 758 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,195 [FootstepsApproaching] 759 00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:46,726 - Hey, what areyou doing? - Shut up, you little zombie slut! 760 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:49,568 - I am not a slut. - Leave her alone. 761 00:51:49,641 --> 00:51:53,077 - She's a good girl. - Good girls don't hang around with dead boys. 762 00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,771 - Tramp! - Zombie lover. 763 00:51:54,846 --> 00:51:57,940 - Whore ofthe undead. - [Buck]Enough! 764 00:51:58,016 --> 00:52:00,917 It's not her fault. 765 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:04,079 Shewas taken in by his wily decaying ways. 766 00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:06,589 -That's not true, Buck. -You don't even know whatyou're saying. 767 00:52:06,658 --> 00:52:10,253 I'll kill him. I swear I'll kill him. 768 00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:13,092 - Daddy. - What the hell is goin' on here? 769 00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:15,189 Johnny Dingle's what's goin' on. 770 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:18,326 Johnny Dingle is dead. Right? 771 00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:20,428 Yes, sir. 772 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:24,898 He ate my son and he's takin' your daughterto the prom. 773 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:28,468 So I'dsaythat'spretty damnedactive fora deadguy. 774 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,982 I demand a zombie burning! I wantvengeance for my son. 775 00:52:32,050 --> 00:52:33,745 Yeah, you're damn right! 776 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:36,787 Missy,Johnny, let's get in the car. 777 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:40,654 - [ Crowd Chattering ] - [Man]Something's gotta be done. 778 00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:44,684 [Big Chuck] Yougot untilsundown, Sheriff, to banish that abomination. 779 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:47,196 After that... he's ours. 780 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,834 - Why, hello, Sheriff. - Well... 781 00:52:50,902 --> 00:52:53,427 to what do we owe the pleasure ofyour visit? 782 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,701 I was hoping to have a word with you about Johnny. 783 00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:04,012 I think maybe it's time for the Dingles and the McClouds to have a little chat. 784 00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:10,211 -Well, this just looks wonderful, ma'am. -[Dog Barks] 785 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,222 Let's all dig in. 786 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,258 [ Laughs ] 787 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:19,126 John, honey, I wonder, could you get us some butterforthe croissants? 788 00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:21,688 - Sure, Mom. - Thankyou, dear. 789 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,700 [ Laughs ] 790 00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:34,203 [ Gasps ] Mom? 791 00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:37,477 Excuse me. 792 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,977 - What the hell is this? - A body. 793 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,046 I know it's a body. 794 00:53:46,124 --> 00:53:48,649 - Who put it here? - I did. 795 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,286 - You did? - I thoughtyou might like a snack. 796 00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:54,331 A snack? What are we, the Manson family now? 797 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,867 Where did you get this body? 798 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:59,300 - Found it. - You found it? 799 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:02,737 I was at the mortuary. They're practically giving them away. 800 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:07,301 Mom, they don't give bodies away... at the mortuary. 801 00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:11,807 - I sure like beans. - [SheriffMcCloud Laughs] 802 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:17,914 - Everything okay, then? - Right as rain. 803 00:54:17,989 --> 00:54:23,052 Mm-hmm. Then let's get right to it, Johnny. I knowyou killed Chuck Bronski. 804 00:54:23,127 --> 00:54:26,585 He didn't kill him, Daddy, hejust ate him. 805 00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:30,657 [SheriffMcCloud] That's enough, young lady. I'll have no moresmart talk out ofyou! 806 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:34,000 Daddy, what about those guys at the Donner Pass who ate their friends? 807 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:35,868 Nobody got mad at them. 808 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:39,876 - Would you excuse me for a moment, Sheriff? - Ofcourse. 809 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:44,677 You know what Big Chuck Bronski and the townspeople would like to do toyour son? 810 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:48,617 They'd like to break out some torches and have themselves a zombie barbecue. 811 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:52,053 - What do you want me to do? - I'll makeyou a deal. 812 00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:54,284 - You leave town right now, - [Clothes Ripping] 813 00:54:54,358 --> 00:54:56,952 quietly, never show yourface around here again... 814 00:54:57,028 --> 00:54:59,724 andI willkeep the townspeople offyou untilyou get away. 815 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:05,030 - This sounds like a good deal. - [Johnny] Okay, but only... 816 00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:07,297 ifl can escort Missy to the prom first. 817 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:11,307 You are not taking my daughter to the prom, you stupid dead son-of-a-bitch! 818 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:15,402 - I am going with him, Daddy. - You are not going, and that is final! 819 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,143 You are being so unfair. What doyou have againstJohnny besides the fact that he's dead? 820 00:55:19,217 --> 00:55:21,947 - You need another reason? - What areyou so afraid of? 821 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:23,213 Thatyou'll eat her, for one thing. 822 00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:25,118 Oh, that's crazy! I would never eat Missy! 823 00:55:25,189 --> 00:55:27,749 - He didn't eat us. - He didn't eat the dog. 824 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,986 See? 825 00:55:30,061 --> 00:55:33,155 Look, you little tough guy... 826 00:55:33,231 --> 00:55:36,723 you get outta town now or I will personally kill you again. 827 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:39,235 - You don't frighten me? - Oh, no? 828 00:55:39,303 --> 00:55:41,771 - And you can't stop me? - Really? 829 00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:46,801 - [Bell Rings] - And what can I get formadame? 830 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,748 - Duck, please. - Oh, tres bien. And for the monsieur? 831 00:55:53,885 --> 00:55:56,854 I will have the T-bone steak. 832 00:55:56,921 --> 00:56:00,357 Excellent choice. And for the lepetit monsieur... 833 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:03,916 may I suggest the delicious buffet? 834 00:56:03,995 --> 00:56:06,589 Getyourfood, honey. 835 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:11,934 You just don't knowwhen to stop, doyou, you miserable little shit? 836 00:56:12,003 --> 00:56:14,164 - This is the buffet? - You tell me? 837 00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:17,401 Is there anyone in myfamily you don't plan to eat today? 838 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,672 - I didn't do this. I'm not gonna eatyou. - 'Causeyou're a coward. 839 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:23,339 - You shut up. Shut up! - Coward. Coward. 840 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:27,316 Oh-ho, you're pretty tough when it comes to eatin' high schoolers. 841 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:31,446 When it comes to chowin' down on a real man, you're quite the littlewussy, ain'tya? 842 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:34,218 Listen, pal, you say one more thing-- 843 00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:37,159 - Wussy. Wussy. - That's it. 844 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,687 -Johnny, don't do that. Oooh. - [Bone Crunching] 845 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:46,499 - Not so easy, is it? There's a lot oflivin' in that foot. - [Munching On Foot] 846 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:49,734 - There, smart-ass. - Foot's easy. 847 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:54,369 There's nothing on a foot. Now, calf's a different story; all muscle! 848 00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,936 We'll just see about that. 849 00:56:57,014 --> 00:57:00,677 - Oh, you can kiss that calf muscle good-bye, fat man. - [Munching On Calf] 850 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:04,187 [Munching, Crunching Continues ] 851 00:57:10,061 --> 00:57:12,461 I'm stuffed. 852 00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:17,593 You call that eating? A herd of guppies could've picked me clean in halfthe time. 853 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:22,168 Come on, it looks yummy. Yummy. 854 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:25,705 All right. 855 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:31,544 - [WaterBubbling In Stomach] - [ Gasps ] 856 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,384 -Johnny! - Missy! 857 00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:42,483 Daddywas right; you were gonna eat me, weren'tyou? 858 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,256 Don't be ridiculous, I would never eatyou. 859 00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:49,095 And why not? What, I'm not good enough foryou? 860 00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:53,594 Johnny... 861 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:56,231 I thinkyou should try. 862 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:59,765 Come on... take a little bite. 863 00:58:03,214 --> 00:58:07,082 Don'tyou understand? I loveyou. 864 00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:09,984 And I loveyou,Johnny. 865 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:13,512 That's why I wantyou... to eat me. 866 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:18,923 Don'tyou wanna eat me? 867 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,930 Well-- 868 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,865 - [Mrs. Dingle ]Johnny? Johnnyhoney? - Mom? 869 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:26,164 Areyou all right, son? 870 00:58:30,141 --> 00:58:32,939 - Yeah. - You don't lookvery good. 871 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,808 Where's Missy? 872 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,605 ByStandard Fruit] 873 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:43,845 [KnockingAt Door] 874 00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:46,151 Come in. 875 00:58:47,324 --> 00:58:49,952 Why aren'tyou dressed? 876 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,723 I'm not going. 877 00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:56,324 Oh, sureyou are, honey, come on. 878 00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,166 Hey, Buck's gonna be here anyminute. 879 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:04,569 I am not going to the prom with Buck, Daddy. 880 00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:07,941 The only person I want to go to the prom with is Johnny. 881 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,946 Damn it, Missy! 882 00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:13,780 Now, honey, I know thatyou care about this boy, but... 883 00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:16,411 in a couple ofmonths you are going to go offto college... 884 00:59:16,487 --> 00:59:19,615 and you'll meet a niceyoung man who's still alive. 885 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:23,456 - Won't that be better? - I don't want a living boy, I wantJohnny. 886 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:26,792 Get dressed! You are going to the prom with Buck! 887 00:59:26,864 --> 00:59:30,061 - I am not going to the prom-- - And that's final! 888 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:48,610 Johnny, areyou okay? I'm really sorry about my dad. 889 00:59:48,686 --> 00:59:51,951 It's okay. Look, ifyou still wanna gowith me, put on your gown... 890 00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:56,482 - and I'll carryyou down the trellis. - Okay. 891 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,619 [Trellis Cracking] 892 00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:01,995 Aaa-oooh! 893 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:04,296 Johnny? Johnny? 894 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,302 Oh,Johnny. 895 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:10,568 - My, uh-- My muscles are starting to decay. - Oh. 896 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:13,542 -Johnny. - [ Grunting ] 897 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:17,741 [ Missy] Here, grab my hand. [ Grunting ] 898 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:20,716 - [ Grunting Continues ] - [JohnnyGroaning ] 899 01:00:22,553 --> 01:00:25,989 [ Both Panting ] 900 01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:32,119 -Areyou kind ofdying now? - [ Panting ] Kind of. 901 01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,391 Maybe this'll help. 902 01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:51,412 [MissyIn Dream] I wantyou... to eatme. 903 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:54,508 [ Echoing ] She is verytender this evening. 904 01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:57,820 Eat me. 905 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,220 Don'tyou wanna eat me? 906 01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:03,852 - Aaah! [ Panting ] - Oh, my god. 907 01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:06,123 [ Laughs ] It's okay,Johnny. 908 01:01:06,197 --> 01:01:09,189 - Oh, my god, I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. I don't care. 909 01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:11,860 - I can't takeyou to the prom. - No,Johnny. 910 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:15,531 - Don't be silly. It's fine. - I have to go. I have to go, Missy. 911 01:01:15,606 --> 01:01:17,699 -Johnny, no. - [Door Opening] 912 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:23,470 Buck called. He'll be here in a moment. 913 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:26,983 Get dressed... and come downstairs. 914 01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:36,555 Oh... I can't watch. 915 01:01:36,627 --> 01:01:39,790 - The chicken... feels no pain. - [ Chicken Clucks ] 916 01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:42,662 [ Grunts ] 917 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,235 [ Clucking ] 918 01:01:47,638 --> 01:01:50,198 - Now, this won't hurt a bit. - [ Clucking Continues ] 919 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,674 - Emille. - [ Clucking ] 920 01:01:52,743 --> 01:01:55,143 Get in there. Okay. 921 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,942 - [ Machine Hissing ] - [Chicken Shrieking] 922 01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:01,416 - [Popping Noise] - [Machine Beeping] 923 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,749 [ Sighs ] 924 01:02:09,793 --> 01:02:13,092 - [ Chick Chirping ] - Yes. Itworks. 925 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,758 - Emille. Oh, I'm so proud ofyou. - Itworks. 926 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:21,533 Oh, Shelley, I'm about to save a young man's life. A moment every physician dreams of. 927 01:02:21,605 --> 01:02:25,063 Hopeyou won't think harshly ofme, darling, but I'm having a thought. 928 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:30,580 - Quick, the solution. - Supposewe obtain a sizable quantity ofthe zombie flesh. 929 01:02:30,648 --> 01:02:34,311 A few arms, a few legs. He's almost dead already. 930 01:02:34,385 --> 01:02:38,151 - I don't followyou. - Then ifwe took the flesh... 931 01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:43,125 - [Water Boiling] - and mixed up a really big batch ofyourwonderful serum-- 932 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:47,721 The fountain ofyouth; cosmetic surgerywithout the surgery. 933 01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:52,394 Shelley, nothing must prevent me from honoring a promise I made to a young man... 934 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:54,835 in terrible, terrible trouble. 935 01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:57,533 I thinkwe could make a shit load ofmoney. 936 01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:03,408 - What the hell areyou doin'? - No, no, what the hell areyou doin'? 937 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:07,007 I'm leaving. I can't take Missyto the prom, I just tried to eat her. 938 01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:10,019 - Well, then get readyto say, " Eddie, you're a genius." - Why? 939 01:03:10,087 --> 01:03:14,421 Because I solved your problem. I know howyou can go with Missywithout eating her. 940 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,959 - You do? - Mm-hmm. My plan is so perfect, so simple. 941 01:03:17,027 --> 01:03:18,824 - What is it? Yes! - You ready? 942 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,591 Eat Buck. 943 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:23,861 - Areyou crazy? - Let's look at this logically. 944 01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:28,462 Your biggest fear is that ifyou go the prom with Missy, you might end up eating her. 945 01:03:28,539 --> 01:03:30,598 Not ifyou're alreadyfull. 946 01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:34,838 - Eddie, come on. - Ifyou eat Buck, Missy's gonna needa date to theprom. 947 01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:37,574 You'll be full, andyou'll live longer. 948 01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,741 - Would you be serious? - I am serious. 949 01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:44,015 I'm very, very serious. Johnny, you're already going to Hell for all eternity, so... 950 01:03:44,088 --> 01:03:47,319 - [ Whispering ] what doyou care? - [CarDoor Opens] 951 01:03:47,391 --> 01:03:51,555 PerformedByDanny Tate] 952 01:03:52,763 --> 01:03:55,994 - God, I hate that guy. - Eat him. 953 01:03:56,066 --> 01:04:00,662 Eat him quick. Put on his tux and then honk the horn. Missywill come out... 954 01:04:00,738 --> 01:04:04,367 you two willgo theprom together, Missy'sparents will thinkshe's goin' with Buck. 955 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:08,571 It couldn't be more perfect. Let's jump him on three. It's brilliant. One... 956 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,806 two... 957 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,748 - three! - No, I can't. 958 01:04:16,754 --> 01:04:18,688 Hi. 959 01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:21,348 Foryou. 960 01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:27,663 961 01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:30,325 962 01:04:30,401 --> 01:04:33,837 Talkin' 'bout the wayyou 963 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:36,873 you look at me now 964 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:42,475 I have to go now. 965 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:46,175 I can't trust myself to be around people anymore. 966 01:04:47,785 --> 01:04:50,720 - Look, I don't care ifyou're a-- - No, this is it. 967 01:04:50,788 --> 01:04:54,690 - I won't ever seeyou again. You know that, right? - Yes. 968 01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:58,956 - You're the worst friend I've ever had. - You too. 969 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:03,466 Just don't forget me, Eddie... after I'm gone, please? 970 01:05:03,534 --> 01:05:07,334 -Just don't forget me. - I won't. 971 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:14,839 [ Car Horn Honking] 972 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:18,143 [ Honking Continues ] 973 01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:21,581 I have wonderful news. Ask me what? 974 01:05:21,652 --> 01:05:23,984 - Would you come on already? - I'm saving your life. 975 01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:26,750 Hop in. We're going to my lab. 976 01:05:26,824 --> 01:05:30,453 - Go get Missy. - Okay. 977 01:05:30,994 --> 01:05:33,895 978 01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:37,764 [ People Chattering ] 979 01:05:37,835 --> 01:05:40,463 [ Girl ] Oh, it looks so cool. 980 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:44,530 I guessyou'd rather be herewith the dead kid. 981 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,667 His name isJohnny. 982 01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:49,211 Ifyou like him so much, then why didn'tyou gowith him? 983 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:54,012 I did wanna gowith him. Hejust didn'twanna gowith me. 984 01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:58,544 -Areyou telling me thatyou got dumped bythe dead kid? - [Eddie]Missy, wait! 985 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:01,614 - What doyou want, dick-weed? - I need to talktoyou aboutJohnny. 986 01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:04,252 -Johnny doesn'twanna bewith me. - Of course he does. 987 01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:07,593 Hewas just afraid that ifhewas with you, he might end up eating you. 988 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:11,191 You have two seconds to get out ofmyface, ass-wipe. 989 01:06:11,268 --> 01:06:15,432 Then, I'll ripyour spine up through your mouth. 990 01:06:15,506 --> 01:06:18,441 - Oh. - 991 01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,140 - [ Grunts ] - Oh. 992 01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:24,737 - Wow! - Wow. 993 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:26,908 - [ Laughs ] - Where's Johnny? 994 01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:28,975 Getting saved. 995 01:06:30,954 --> 01:06:34,014 [JohnnyNarrating] What Missy and Eddie didn't know was that... 996 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:37,026 across town at that verymoment... 997 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:42,225 Dr. Bronson was hitting a level of weirdness I had never dreamed possible. 998 01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:46,360 - Why are you strapping me down? - Standard operating procedure. 999 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,098 - [ Grunts ] - Will it be painful? 1000 01:06:49,173 --> 01:06:51,300 Well, define "pain." 1001 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,434 - Oh, god. - To saveyou... 1002 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:58,106 I'm gonna have to borrow like a few cells from your body. 1003 01:06:58,182 --> 01:07:01,481 - How many? - Oh,just a few. Maybe 40 pounds. 1004 01:07:01,552 --> 01:07:05,613 40 pounds! Areyou crazy? I can't spare 40 pounds offlesh! 1005 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:09,125 - All right, 30. - No, not 30, not 20-- 1006 01:07:09,193 --> 01:07:13,289 - Don't be such a baby! - Well, you kick in 40 pounds offlesh. 1007 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:17,390 Johnny, I'm not the dead guy. Don'tyou thinkyou're being a little irrational? 1008 01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:20,561 Would you explain how cutting 40 pounds offme... 1009 01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:22,832 - is gonnasave mylife? - It's not. 1010 01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:24,635 - It's not? - No. 1011 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,835 - Then how does it help me? - It doesn't. 1012 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:30,573 - It doesn't? - I may not have found a way to save you... 1013 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:34,481 but I have discovered a way to useyour remarkable flesh... 1014 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,485 to create a serum... 1015 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:40,853 to rejuvenate old skin to make people feel younger and lookyounger. 1016 01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:44,519 Cosmetic surgery without the surgery. 1017 01:07:44,595 --> 01:07:47,587 Th-That's-- That's how I'm gonna market it. 1018 01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:53,534 You're gonna cut me up and make me into soup soyou can give peopleyounger-looking skin? 1019 01:07:53,604 --> 01:07:55,231 It sucks foryou, huh? 1020 01:07:55,305 --> 01:07:58,934 - Let me go, you son-of-a-bitch! - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1021 01:07:59,009 --> 01:08:03,002 This will be a lot easier ifyou just... relax. 1022 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,514 No! Oh, no. Oh, oh! 1023 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:08,813 - Here we go now. Now, just-just, okay. Here we go. - No! 1024 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,285 - Okay. Oh! - [KnockingAt Door] 1025 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:14,756 -Just a minute, a minute.Just a minute. -[ Groaning ] 1026 01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:19,390 [Knocking Continues, People Shouting] 1027 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,125 What doyou want? 1028 01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:24,633 - We want the zombie! - [ Everybody] Yeah! 1029 01:08:24,701 --> 01:08:26,862 Well, there's no zombie here. 1030 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,930 - We think hewent in there! - Well, you're a very confused man. 1031 01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:33,943 - [Woman] Wesawhim. - Now, go home. Good night. 1032 01:08:34,011 --> 01:08:36,036 [CrowdShouting] 1033 01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:38,172 [Shouting Continues] 1034 01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:40,716 - What's going on out there? - There's a mob thatwants to kill you. 1035 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:44,151 - But don'tworry, I need to kill you more. - Oh, great. 1036 01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:46,712 Oh, unfortunatelywe don't have time for an anesthetic. 1037 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,554 - What? - All right, all right, okay. 1038 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,457 - No! No! - Uh, uh. 1039 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:53,894 - [PoundingAt Door] - [ Whimpers ] Uh, oh! 1040 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:56,489 Just,just don't move. 1041 01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:58,830 [CrowdShouting] One... two... 1042 01:08:58,902 --> 01:09:02,303 three... ram! [ Shouting ] 1043 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:04,397 - [PoundingAt Door] - Uh-oh. 1044 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,465 [CrowdShouting] 1045 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:11,773 You stay right there. 1046 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:15,477 [PoundingAt Door, CrowdShouting] 1047 01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:20,022 God,Johnny, what's going on? You okay? 1048 01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:22,752 Three... ram! 1049 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,195 Aaa-aaah! 1050 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:28,493 - [Crashing] Where is he? - Where is who? 1051 01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:30,499 - The zombie! - What zombie? 1052 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:35,266 - The only damn zombie running through town, you idiot! - Can you describe this zombie? 1053 01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:38,206 [ Shouting ] 1054 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:41,267 [Woman] Stop thatzombie! Is he here? 1055 01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:43,870 - [Man]Let's findhim! - We saw him come in here. 1056 01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:45,812 Aha! Where is he? 1057 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:48,214 I'm sure I don't know whatyou're talking about. 1058 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:51,618 - Your friend, the zombie. - We're just here to get our flu shots. 1059 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,452 - [Man] Down here. - [People Yelling] Get him! 1060 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:57,254 - [Woman] Come on, let's findhim! - [ Crowd Muttering ] 1061 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,955 - [Man] He's aroundhere somewhere. - Save a few chunks for me! 1062 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,055 - Where is he? - [Man ] What? 1063 01:10:02,132 --> 01:10:04,566 - Where'd the zombie go? - [Man ] Overhere! 1064 01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:07,569 - [ Panting ] - Down there! 1065 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,662 [ Shouting ] 1066 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:12,971 -Johnny, run! - [ Panting ] 1067 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:15,773 - [ Shouting ] - Oh. 1068 01:10:15,846 --> 01:10:18,076 [ Man ] There he is! 1069 01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:22,717 [ Panting Continues ] 1070 01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:24,777 - Oh. - [CrowdShouting, Getting Closer] 1071 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:31,856 - Which way? - Hewent thatway. 1072 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:35,993 Murray! 1073 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:38,591 Murray! 1074 01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:43,196 - Hurry, open the gates! -Johnny. Hi,Johnny. 1075 01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:45,332 Murray, open the gate. 1076 01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:48,640 - Hurry up! - What is it? 1077 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,907 - What? What? - [CrowdShouting] 1078 01:10:50,981 --> 01:10:53,575 Oh, dear. Oh. 1079 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:56,778 [ Shouting ] 1080 01:10:56,853 --> 01:11:01,119 Well, I warned you. You wouldn't listen. 1081 01:11:01,191 --> 01:11:04,285 - [ Shouting ] - Hurry. 1082 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:09,989 - [ Shouting ] - We're closed. 1083 01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:13,968 - [Crowd Continues Shouting] - [Murray]Run,Johnny, run! 1084 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:17,062 Whoa! 1085 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:22,239 [ Panting ] 1086 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:25,509 Oh! [ Pants ] Huh? 1087 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:30,886 Now, I've gotyou,Johnny Dingle. It's barbecue time. 1088 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,946 - Light up the zombie. - Stop! 1089 01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:36,458 - You leave him alone! - Get up, little girl. 1090 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:39,757 - Get off of me! - Getyour hands offher. 1091 01:11:39,830 --> 01:11:42,060 Honey... 1092 01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:45,499 - let the zombie go and I'll buyyou a pretty new dress. - No, Daddy. 1093 01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:48,402 This way, Marge. This way. Son? 1094 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,771 Son, frankly I don't care who thinks ill of us. 1095 01:11:51,842 --> 01:11:54,402 Just... get the hell away... 1096 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:57,914 - from ourson. - [Person Drawing Sword] 1097 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:01,109 Well, Sheriff... 1098 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:04,347 do something. 1099 01:12:04,421 --> 01:12:07,390 Okay. Light up the zombie. 1100 01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:09,891 - No! Daddy! - [ CrowdShouting] 1101 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,292 You can't. 1102 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:15,388 He died for me. 1103 01:12:15,465 --> 01:12:20,198 He came back from the dead for me. He ate someone for me. 1104 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:25,865 Everything that happened to him happened because he loved me. 1105 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:31,546 [Murray] Sheriff? Sheriff? 1106 01:12:31,615 --> 01:12:35,107 Uh... would you have died for her? 1107 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:39,554 - Of course. - Would have come back from the dead for her? 1108 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:43,452 I don't know. 1109 01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:46,291 Could you have eaten someone to be with her? 1110 01:12:48,999 --> 01:12:51,058 No. 1111 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:54,661 No. 1112 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:57,263 Could any ofyou? 1113 01:12:57,340 --> 01:13:00,002 - Huh? Huh? - [ Everybody] No. 1114 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,738 I rest my case. 1115 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,745 Well, he won't die by my hand. 1116 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:17,750 Then he'll die by ours. Who votes we kill 'em? 1117 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:21,092 [CrowdSilent] 1118 01:13:25,335 --> 01:13:29,203 Well, I hope somebody eats thewhole damn bunch ofyou. Fatheads. 1119 01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:36,576 Ifmy daughter desires a dance with this fineyoung man... 1120 01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:39,581 then by God they're gonna dance. 1121 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,879 [CrowdCheering] 1122 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:45,546 [ Sirens Wailing ] 1123 01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:52,058 [JohnnyNarrating] So there I was getting apolice escort to the prom with Missy. 1124 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:56,428 It was the best moment ofmy entire life. 1125 01:13:56,499 --> 01:13:58,933 I was also prettysure it was gonna be the last... 1126 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,129 but right then, that didn't matter. 1127 01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:06,699 What mattered was I was gonna have the dance I'd been waiting for since the first grade. 1128 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:12,043 That much I was sure of. But still, nothing could've prepared me for what was about to happen. 1129 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,744 is about to fall 1130 01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:19,516 1131 01:14:19,589 --> 01:14:26,153 keeps turning around 1132 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:33,431 to find what's right behind 1133 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:37,940 1134 01:14:38,008 --> 01:14:41,774 1135 01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:47,477 1136 01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:51,213 We finally got our dance, sweetie. 1137 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:56,118 1138 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,490 1139 01:15:00,563 --> 01:15:05,591 1140 01:15:05,669 --> 01:15:11,005 down theyears 1141 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:16,410 in that stormysky 1142 01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:20,779 will surely come 1143 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:23,045 1144 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:26,885 - -Johnny, no. 1145 01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:32,258 1146 01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:36,822 1147 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:38,925 Please don't go. 1148 01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:42,494 1149 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,563 I... Iove you. 1150 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:48,133 [ Crying ] I love you too. 1151 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:53,740 see the light 1152 01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,910 - - [Missy Crying] 1153 01:15:55,985 --> 01:16:00,115 for dearlife 1154 01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:05,927 1155 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,933 [ Missy Crying ] 1156 01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:21,005 [Wind Howling] 1157 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,272 [Thunderclap ] 1158 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:26,110 [Man ] Ah, thereyou are. 1159 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,980 - You. - What? What? 1160 01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:31,213 We've been waiting! 1161 01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:33,585 - For me? - Ofcourse foryou... 1162 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:35,590 you dumb sloat. 1163 01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:39,185 You see anyone else who was supposed to be here four days ago? 1164 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,730 Hey, look, I'm, uh-- 1165 01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:44,562 I'm really sorry. I-I didn't know anybodywas waiting. 1166 01:16:44,634 --> 01:16:48,092 When you die, you are supposed to come directlyhere... 1167 01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:50,366 where we pass judgement... 1168 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,874 andsendyou to Heaven or Hell. 1169 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:56,901 You are not supposed to climb out ofthe grave, muck around on Earth waiting to die... 1170 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,948 a second time! 1171 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:02,678 I-I-I didn't plan that, itjust happened. 1172 01:17:07,257 --> 01:17:11,216 Sorry about all theyelling. Here's the situation: 1173 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,286 There's been a little mistake. 1174 01:17:14,364 --> 01:17:16,457 What kind ofmistake? 1175 01:17:16,533 --> 01:17:18,467 The fact is... 1176 01:17:18,535 --> 01:17:22,995 you weren't actually supposed to die in the convenience store. 1177 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:25,870 - [Yells ] What? - No, no,just calm down. It's all here. 1178 01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:28,410 May 28th, 8:33 p.m.: 1179 01:17:28,478 --> 01:17:32,676 Robber enters convenience store, threatens Missy McCloud. She attempts to stop robbery. 1180 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:36,241 Robberturns to shoot her, in doing so knocks over a pot of coffee with his elbow. 1181 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,116 - Wait a minute! - Mm-hmm? 1182 01:17:38,188 --> 01:17:40,850 Hewas supposed to slip on coffee? 1183 01:17:40,924 --> 01:17:44,155 Supposed to, but... didn't. 1184 01:17:44,227 --> 01:17:47,890 It doesn't happen very often but somewhere someone screwed up and the result is... 1185 01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:50,865 a sad, tragic mistake. 1186 01:17:50,934 --> 01:17:53,095 The result is I'm dead! 1187 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,103 Wheneverwe... make a mistake... 1188 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:58,140 we try to rectify it by giving the person a second chance on life; 1189 01:17:58,208 --> 01:18:00,938 a chance toprove their worth. 1190 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,502 That accounts for the existence ofthe occasional zombie. 1191 01:18:04,581 --> 01:18:06,811 What they do when back... 1192 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:11,115 from the dead determines what we do with them in the afterlife. 1193 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:16,352 Hey, look. I wanna talk to you about Chuck. He was practically dead before I ate him. 1194 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:20,792 I'm sorry. It's time you were on yourway. 1195 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:25,164 - On myway to where? - To whereyou belong, Johnny Dingle. 1196 01:18:25,235 --> 01:18:27,294 To whereyou belong. 1197 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,168 [Pounding Gavel] 1198 01:18:31,808 --> 01:18:33,742 Next. 1199 01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,784 [WindHowling, Thunderclap] 1200 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,822 - Hi,Johnny. - Hey. 1201 01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:52,384 All right, gimme all your money or I'll blowyour damn brains out. 1202 01:18:53,630 --> 01:18:57,088 Don'tworry. Everything will be okay. 1203 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,361 Let's go! 1204 01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:02,366 Let's go! 1205 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,772 [ Cocks Gun ] 1206 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:09,368 Look out! 1207 01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:11,606 [ Grunting ] 1208 01:19:11,681 --> 01:19:14,650 - [Missy]Johnny! - [Johnny Groaning] 1209 01:19:15,685 --> 01:19:17,949 - [ Glass Cracking] - [ Groans ] 1210 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:25,919 Now he knocks over the coffee. 1211 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:29,692 - Oh, god,Johnny. - [ Pants ] 1212 01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:36,227 Ever since the first grade I've been desperately in love with you. 1213 01:19:36,306 --> 01:19:41,300 You're the kindest, smartest, most beautiful girl I've ever known. 1214 01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:44,244 And after I'm gone... 1215 01:19:44,314 --> 01:19:49,547 I justwantyou to know thatyou meant more to me... than life itself. 1216 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,955 I loveyou, Missy. 1217 01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:02,791 You're not shot. 1218 01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:04,992 What? 1219 01:20:05,068 --> 01:20:07,502 [Jingling Chain] 1220 01:20:08,705 --> 01:20:12,072 The bullet hit this thing you werewearing. 1221 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:29,823 You tried to sacrifice your life for me. 1222 01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:34,192 You'd have done the same for me. 1223 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:38,029 Trust me... I know. 1224 01:20:39,469 --> 01:20:43,200 ["Hanging On For Dear Life" Performed By MMC] 1225 01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:45,934 Would you like to go to the prom with me? 1226 01:20:46,009 --> 01:20:50,946 You'll find-- 1227 01:20:51,014 --> 01:20:54,177 [Johnny Narrating] And that's it. That's the whole story. 1228 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:58,414 I know it seems prettypreposterous but it happenedjust that way. 1229 01:20:58,488 --> 01:21:01,184 IfI had to do it all over again and I could do it differently... 1230 01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:05,660 you know what I'd change: nothing. 1231 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:09,687 Well, I take that back. That's not entirely true. 1232 01:21:09,766 --> 01:21:11,757 I think I would have eaten Buck. 1233 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:15,201 1234 01:21:18,274 --> 01:21:21,801 1235 01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:31,453 Performed By The Sextants ] 1236 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:37,155 on my way 1237 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,855 than yesterday 1238 01:21:40,930 --> 01:21:44,923 so it's a little bit worse 1239 01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:51,130 She's a good one 1240 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:54,199 good looks but she's already 1241 01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:57,041 1242 01:21:57,113 --> 01:22:00,014 never learn 1243 01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:05,145 when I'm alone 1244 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,883 1245 01:22:08,858 --> 01:22:10,917 1246 01:22:10,993 --> 01:22:15,362 1247 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,592 1248 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:20,795 you'd be a lie 1249 01:22:20,870 --> 01:22:24,203 you'd be the sky 1250 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:27,333 comes down from 1251 01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:30,106 between me 1252 01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:33,615 1253 01:22:33,683 --> 01:22:36,083 1254 01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:44,660 Well, I cried 1255 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:46,661 1256 01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:50,529 a thousand times 1257 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,660 with you 1258 01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:59,139 anybody see 1259 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:04,339 that is wrong with me 1260 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,576 but me 1261 01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:13,115 when I'm alone 1262 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:15,350 1263 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,687 1264 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:23,221 1265 01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:25,290 1266 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:28,565 you'd be a lie 1267 01:23:28,638 --> 01:23:31,903 you'd be the sky 1268 01:23:31,974 --> 01:23:35,102 comes down from 1269 01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:37,840 between me 1270 01:23:37,914 --> 01:23:42,283 1271 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:45,286 really know me 1272 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:49,958 you control me 1273 01:23:50,026 --> 01:23:53,018 really love me 1274 01:23:53,095 --> 01:23:57,031 and on and on and on 1275 01:23:57,099 --> 01:24:00,591 you'd be a lie 1276 01:24:00,670 --> 01:24:03,935 you'd be the sky 1277 01:24:04,006 --> 01:24:07,237 comes down from 1278 01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:09,676 between me 1279 01:24:09,745 --> 01:24:11,679 1280 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:14,511 you'd be the sky 1281 01:24:14,584 --> 01:24:17,849 comes down from 1282 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,047 between me 1283 01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:25,856