1 00:00:09,484 --> 00:00:12,313 Isaac. The voting for class president has concluded. 2 00:00:12,487 --> 00:00:14,880 And? Don't keep me waiting, man. 3 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,534 What were the results? 4 00:00:16,708 --> 00:00:19,232 - Well, you: one. - Oh, I won?! 5 00:00:19,407 --> 00:00:21,452 I shall write to Father immediately. 6 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:24,325 Huzzah! What a day to be Isaac Higgintoot. 7 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:25,543 Oh... 8 00:00:25,848 --> 00:00:27,719 Oh, no. Yes, that is my mistake. 9 00:00:27,893 --> 00:00:30,983 I was saying, "You, colon, one." 10 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:33,159 The number one. O-N-E. 11 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,640 - What? - You received one vote. 12 00:00:35,814 --> 00:00:37,599 Ebenezer Hubbard received the rest. 13 00:00:37,773 --> 00:00:39,078 So, you: one. 14 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,429 Ebenezer Hubbard: all the rest. 15 00:00:41,603 --> 00:00:43,213 Why would you say it like that? 16 00:00:43,387 --> 00:00:45,041 And surely you miscounted. 17 00:00:45,215 --> 00:00:46,608 I must have received two votes. 18 00:00:46,782 --> 00:00:49,437 One cast by myself and the other by you, 19 00:00:49,611 --> 00:00:50,699 my roommate. 20 00:00:51,613 --> 00:00:53,702 It's just that Ebenezer Hubbard was offering more pudding 21 00:00:53,876 --> 00:00:55,268 - in the dining hall. - Oh! 22 00:00:55,443 --> 00:00:57,967 You and your single-issue pudding voting. 23 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,751 You know that's a treat for children? 24 00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:01,362 You have a problem, sir. 25 00:01:01,536 --> 00:01:04,451 I'm sorry. I'm just upset. 26 00:01:05,888 --> 00:01:08,934 You know what makes me feel better when I'm upset? 27 00:01:09,108 --> 00:01:10,240 Don't say pudding. 28 00:01:15,419 --> 00:01:16,594 Oh! Uh, Is it 29 00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:18,117 - smaller than a breadbox? - Yeah. 30 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:19,945 Is it a Dane's head again? 31 00:01:20,119 --> 00:01:23,427 Ha! You are most excellent guesser. 32 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,647 Guys, this was so much fun. 33 00:01:25,821 --> 00:01:28,345 I can't believe we've never done a double date before. 34 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:30,782 Girl, we've done this many times before. 35 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:32,393 Oh. Right on. 36 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:35,178 What is this? You guys have been going on double dates? 37 00:01:35,352 --> 00:01:36,440 Apparently. 38 00:01:36,614 --> 00:01:38,877 Well, till next time. 39 00:01:42,577 --> 00:01:45,971 Why haven't you guys invited me and Bela to these group dates? 40 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:47,277 We're another couple in the house. 41 00:01:47,451 --> 00:01:50,322 Well... kind of. 42 00:01:50,498 --> 00:01:52,717 You can only see her when you visit her in her dreams. 43 00:01:52,891 --> 00:01:54,937 Yeah, no disrespect, but 44 00:01:55,111 --> 00:01:56,417 you guys are sort of a night couple. 45 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:58,593 - And we love that for you. - Look, 46 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,813 I know my thing with Bela is unconventional. 47 00:02:02,074 --> 00:02:03,467 I mean, our last date 48 00:02:03,772 --> 00:02:05,426 took place in a hot air balloon floating over Mars. 49 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,994 But our relationship is just as real as anyone else's. 50 00:02:10,735 --> 00:02:12,345 Okay, Sass. 51 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,391 Would, uh, you and Bela like to go on a double date 52 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:17,873 with me and Pete later? Say, after we smell lunch? 53 00:02:18,134 --> 00:02:20,615 We'd love to. Oh, and let us know if we can bring anything, 54 00:02:20,789 --> 00:02:23,400 because my girlfriend can carry stuff. 55 00:02:23,574 --> 00:02:24,445 Ooh. 56 00:02:24,619 --> 00:02:26,534 Sounds great. We're excited. 57 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:28,884 - How is this gonna work? - I have no idea. 58 00:02:30,886 --> 00:02:33,410 Yes, I'm sorry, Mrs. Stevens, but we are aware, 59 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,586 and we're working on the hot water issue right now. 60 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,937 You know, a lot of high-end spas offer a cold plunge 61 00:02:39,111 --> 00:02:41,636 that guests actually pay extra for... 62 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:43,638 And she hung up on me. 63 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:45,117 As a former penny stock slinger, 64 00:02:45,335 --> 00:02:47,337 I appreciate the attempt to polish that turd. 65 00:02:47,511 --> 00:02:48,991 Well done. 66 00:02:49,165 --> 00:02:50,645 You know, it's great that we're getting more guests 67 00:02:50,819 --> 00:02:51,907 since we got on that boutique hotels list, 68 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:53,517 but I'm a little worried 69 00:02:53,909 --> 00:02:55,344 about the strain it's putting on the old water heater. 70 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:58,479 Thor not understand why anyone need hot bath. 71 00:02:58,653 --> 00:02:59,871 Or bath. 72 00:03:00,176 --> 00:03:02,091 Uh, one of my greatest pleasures in life 73 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:05,616 was indulging in a hot bath. The steam, the solitude, 74 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:08,097 the pained grunts of my servants as they 75 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,794 lugged the boiling water up three flights of stairs. 76 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:11,883 Didn't you have some big epiphany last week, 77 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:14,320 something about a newfound respect for the working man? 78 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,974 Did I? That does sound familiar. 79 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:19,325 Hello, all. Happy election day. 80 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,066 Oh, that's right. Today's the day 81 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,460 those cretins downstairs choose their nominee 82 00:03:23,634 --> 00:03:25,375 - for ghost representative. - Yes. 83 00:03:25,549 --> 00:03:27,377 If I win this, and then later, I best Flower 84 00:03:27,638 --> 00:03:30,772 in the general election, the office is mine. 85 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:33,252 Samantha, what's going on? You're not wearing your button. 86 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:36,255 Well, I was wearing it, but then guests kept asking 87 00:03:36,429 --> 00:03:38,127 what "Isaac For Ghost Representative" meant, 88 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,737 and I didn't really have a good answer. 89 00:03:39,911 --> 00:03:41,478 What does ghost representative even do again? 90 00:03:41,696 --> 00:03:44,742 Is ghost who speak with Sam on behalf of other ghosts. 91 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:47,092 Dates back to early days when Sam 92 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:49,267 gain ability to see ghosts, 93 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:50,922 but now more of a figurehead position. 94 00:03:51,096 --> 00:03:53,490 Exactly. I've always wanted to be a figurehead. 95 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:55,536 Oh, I'm so nervous. 96 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:58,800 I stand on the precipice of my first-ever election victory. 97 00:03:58,974 --> 00:04:01,672 I don't understand how this thing is even close. 98 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:03,631 Isn't your opponent literally named Creepy Dirk? 99 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:06,547 Mm, down there, creepiness isn't a liability. 100 00:04:06,721 --> 00:04:08,374 It's just something that makes you relatable. 101 00:04:08,636 --> 00:04:12,029 Hey, babe. Mark and I were just working on the water heater. 102 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,771 Well, Mark was working. 103 00:04:13,945 --> 00:04:16,948 Jay just held the flashlight and screamed, "Aah! Cobweb!" 104 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:19,864 It's bad news. You're gonna need a new unit. 105 00:04:20,038 --> 00:04:21,779 Yeah, we're gonna need a new unit, babe. 106 00:04:21,953 --> 00:04:23,651 A new water heater? 107 00:04:23,912 --> 00:04:25,740 Samantha, that's not going to go over well in the basement. 108 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:27,350 They love that water heater. 109 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:30,005 Are you sure we can't just repair the current unit? 110 00:04:30,179 --> 00:04:32,007 Unfortunately, no. But the good news is 111 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:33,443 I can get you a new one pretty quick. 112 00:04:33,617 --> 00:04:36,228 Yeah. Yep, we can get it expedited. 113 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:39,318 - Please stop doing that. - Okay. 114 00:04:40,058 --> 00:04:41,886 Jay, this isn't good. 115 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,714 The basement ghosts are really attached 116 00:04:43,888 --> 00:04:46,195 - to that old water heater. - Why? 117 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,675 It's basically their god. 118 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:49,241 Why? 119 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:50,939 Why did the ancients revere Zeus? 120 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,549 Why did I have my foreskin removed 121 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:54,507 while people gave speeches and ate lox? 122 00:04:54,682 --> 00:04:56,248 The point is, 123 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:58,729 they love that water heater, and who are we to question it? 124 00:04:58,903 --> 00:05:01,602 Isaac, maybe just don't mention this to the basement ghosts. 125 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:03,560 They are gonna figure it out 126 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,693 when Mark shows up with a new water heater. 127 00:05:05,867 --> 00:05:08,260 I know, but until then, I don't need them complaining 128 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:09,740 and trying to talk me out of it. 129 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,568 I don't know, Samantha. I don't feel right 130 00:05:11,742 --> 00:05:15,137 withholding information from those ghouls. I mean, my people. 131 00:05:16,355 --> 00:05:17,574 What if I agree to wear the button? 132 00:05:17,748 --> 00:05:19,532 Deal! 133 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,013 Hey. What are you still doing here? 134 00:05:22,187 --> 00:05:24,581 Oh, uh, since they're so busy, 135 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:26,104 Sam asked me to stick around 136 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,585 and help out with ghost stuff for a few days. 137 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,587 Thor wanted rams' testicles, 138 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,154 so I'm making Swedish meatballs 139 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:33,982 and hoping he can't smell the difference. 140 00:05:34,156 --> 00:05:36,201 - Who you talking to? - Sass is here. 141 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,290 Oh, hey, babe. 142 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,031 Loved our balloon ride last night. 143 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:42,077 We gave those Martians quite a show. 144 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:44,122 Great. 145 00:05:44,296 --> 00:05:45,167 Okay, this is perfect. 146 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,298 Would you mind asking Bela 147 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,778 if she's free to join me 148 00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:49,606 on a double date with Pete and Alberta today? 149 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,913 This isn't something that can wait until Bela takes a nap? 150 00:05:52,087 --> 00:05:54,916 Oh, does Sass want to meet up? I had lasagna for lunch... 151 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:57,396 ugh, heavy... so I could see myself falling asleep 152 00:05:57,570 --> 00:05:58,659 within the hour. 153 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:01,705 Cool. Um, he's actually asking 154 00:06:01,879 --> 00:06:04,534 if you want to double date with Alberta and Pete today. 155 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,144 Like, in a dream? 156 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:08,581 Oh, no, no, no, like an actual double date 157 00:06:08,843 --> 00:06:11,410 while we're awake. It's not like we're just a night couple. 158 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:13,891 He's saying an actual date, here, while you're awake. 159 00:06:14,065 --> 00:06:16,807 Okay, fun. But how would that work? 160 00:06:16,981 --> 00:06:19,767 Well, Kyle, this is where you come in. 161 00:06:19,941 --> 00:06:22,334 Oh. No, no. 162 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,468 No, no, I will not be acting as translator 163 00:06:25,642 --> 00:06:26,904 on a ghost double date. 164 00:06:27,078 --> 00:06:29,167 Oh, come on, Kyle, please. 165 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:31,692 Sass and I have never been on a real date before. 166 00:06:31,866 --> 00:06:33,084 Oh, okay, that is not true. 167 00:06:33,258 --> 00:06:34,695 We've gone on plenty of real dates. 168 00:06:34,956 --> 00:06:36,609 They're just... 169 00:06:36,784 --> 00:06:37,609 Please, Kyle? 170 00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:39,047 It would mean a lot to us. 171 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:41,310 Okay, fine, fine. I will join 172 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,052 as the fifth wheel on an interdimensional ghost date, 173 00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:47,011 all because I was knocked out by a goose on a roller coaster. 174 00:06:47,185 --> 00:06:48,578 - That's the spirit. - Now, do these 175 00:06:48,752 --> 00:06:51,059 look like rams' balls to you? 176 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,582 - Oh, yeah. - Awesome. 177 00:06:52,756 --> 00:06:54,584 Love my life. I'll see you later. 178 00:06:57,848 --> 00:06:59,284 Hi. Isaac Higgintoot, 179 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,330 running for ghost representative. 180 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,898 Seriously? It's me, Catherine. 181 00:07:04,072 --> 00:07:06,465 We've been standing next to each other for months. 182 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,032 Oh. 183 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:09,730 Oh, it's just that you look so different. 184 00:07:09,904 --> 00:07:11,253 Is that a new sack? 185 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,517 It really brings out the jaundice in your cheeks. 186 00:07:14,691 --> 00:07:17,302 Not surprised he doesn't recognize you, 187 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,479 since he spends all his time upstairs 188 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,786 talking to his high-altitude friends. 189 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,222 Ooh, sick burn. 190 00:07:24,396 --> 00:07:27,660 - Ha! Carpetbagger. - No, no, no, no, no. 191 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:30,054 I am a basement ghost. I'm creepy. 192 00:07:30,228 --> 00:07:32,796 I smell bad. People don't want to be around me. 193 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:35,059 I'm one of you. 194 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:37,670 Look, Isaac, I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt 195 00:07:37,845 --> 00:07:39,934 when you started this whole thing, but a leopard 196 00:07:40,195 --> 00:07:41,892 doesn't change its spots. 197 00:07:42,066 --> 00:07:44,721 You're upstairs every chance you get. 198 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:47,028 He was upstairs 15 minutes ago. 199 00:07:47,202 --> 00:07:49,682 You reek of sunlight and circulated air. 200 00:07:49,857 --> 00:07:51,119 Okay, it's true, 201 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:53,556 I do spend time up there, 202 00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:55,906 but it's for you. 203 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,255 - Okay. - No, no, no, no. 204 00:07:57,429 --> 00:07:58,953 For real, for real. In fact, 205 00:07:59,301 --> 00:08:01,738 because I have ingratiated myself and earned their trust, 206 00:08:01,912 --> 00:08:04,610 I have come across some intel, the likes of which 207 00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:06,221 Dirk could never glean. 208 00:08:06,395 --> 00:08:08,876 That's Creepy Dirk to you. Show some respect. 209 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:10,747 Wait, what are you talking about? What intel? 210 00:08:10,921 --> 00:08:12,880 Sam and Jay 211 00:08:13,054 --> 00:08:14,925 intend to replace the water heater. 212 00:08:15,099 --> 00:08:16,361 Yes, but 213 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,407 if elected your ghost representative, 214 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,017 I won't let that happen. 215 00:08:20,278 --> 00:08:23,847 I, Isaac Higgintoot, will save 216 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:26,328 the water heater! 217 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,460 Isaac! Isaac! 218 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:32,508 Isaac! Isaac! Isaac! Isaac! 219 00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:41,212 - Oh, greetings, all. - Oh, you're in a good mood. 220 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:44,302 Have you ever had your name chanted at you? 221 00:08:44,475 --> 00:08:45,651 It's intoxicating. 222 00:08:45,913 --> 00:08:48,045 They chanted my name at Scores once. 223 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:49,699 They have to if you order the Boob Luge. 224 00:08:49,873 --> 00:08:53,355 Isaac, what did you do to receive such adulation? 225 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:55,357 Well, that's what I'm here to talk about. 226 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,141 Samantha, there's been a change of plans. 227 00:08:57,315 --> 00:08:58,839 - In terms of...? - The water heater. 228 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,319 You actually now cannot buy a new one. 229 00:09:01,493 --> 00:09:03,234 What are you talking about? 230 00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:04,670 Well, as it turns out, 231 00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:06,150 my campaign was barreling towards defeat. 232 00:09:06,324 --> 00:09:07,543 Apparently, I'm viewed as somewhat 233 00:09:07,804 --> 00:09:09,197 of an elite upstairs intellectual. 234 00:09:09,371 --> 00:09:12,200 So, in a shrewd political maneuver, 235 00:09:12,374 --> 00:09:14,637 I promised my subterranean constituents 236 00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:17,205 that their beloved water heater shall not be replaced. 237 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:18,946 This is unbelievable. 238 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,382 Isaac promised the basement ghosts 239 00:09:20,556 --> 00:09:21,949 that we wouldn't get a new water heater. 240 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:23,602 Well, what if I said that I don't care 241 00:09:23,776 --> 00:09:25,039 what one invisible person 242 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:27,606 promises another group of invisible people? 243 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:31,132 Please, Samantha, I need this election. It means everything. 244 00:09:31,306 --> 00:09:32,873 And we need a working water heater. 245 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:34,787 We have guests, and the current one 246 00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:36,137 can't keep up with the demand. 247 00:09:36,311 --> 00:09:39,357 Or we could simply pour one bath 248 00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:41,316 and allow your guests to take turns. 249 00:09:41,577 --> 00:09:43,231 That is how we bathed our hounds. 250 00:09:43,405 --> 00:09:46,147 Not the show hounds, obviously, but the pigeon hounds. 251 00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:48,714 Okay, it seems that we're at an impasse, mm? 252 00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,629 I need to sew up this nomination, 253 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:52,196 you need this new water heater. 254 00:09:52,457 --> 00:09:54,111 Or we just go with Hetty's hound plan, 255 00:09:54,285 --> 00:09:55,896 which is still on the table. 256 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,941 What if... hm... 257 00:09:58,115 --> 00:10:00,248 we just delay the water heater by a day? 258 00:10:00,422 --> 00:10:02,076 That way, I can tell the basement ghosts 259 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,034 that I convinced you not to touch the old one. 260 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,601 And then, after I win the election, 261 00:10:05,775 --> 00:10:07,472 we can bring in the new water heater. 262 00:10:07,646 --> 00:10:09,126 But won't they just be mad later? 263 00:10:09,387 --> 00:10:10,823 Well, then I'll deal with that then. 264 00:10:10,998 --> 00:10:12,521 The important thing is to win the election first. 265 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,349 Or you could just be a real leader 266 00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:16,307 and tell your constituents the hard truth now. 267 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:18,440 Oh, like you're a profile in courage 268 00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:20,181 when you tell Jay that your moisturizer 269 00:10:20,442 --> 00:10:22,139 costs only eight dollars. 270 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:24,098 Uh, Jay, now I'm thinking 271 00:10:24,359 --> 00:10:26,709 maybe we should delay the water heater installation by a day. 272 00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:28,319 Oh, why, babe? 273 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:30,539 Ghost stuff. 274 00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:34,891 Uh, circle? Uh, moon? Uh, planet! 275 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:36,371 Man, they're good. 276 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:39,200 Bela, are you having fun? Kyle, please relay. 277 00:10:39,374 --> 00:10:42,768 Uh, so are you having fun? Sass is asking. 278 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,335 Totally. 279 00:10:44,509 --> 00:10:45,728 I mean, I'm looking at an empty room, 280 00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:47,121 but when it's our turn, 281 00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:48,600 I think it's gonna be pretty exciting. 282 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:50,472 Uh, ape. Planet of the Apes. 283 00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:53,475 Ding, ding, ding, ding! Point, "Beauty and the Pete." 284 00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:56,434 Okay, Sass and Bela, you're up. 285 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,393 Bela, it's your turn to guess, 286 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,873 so, Sass, here is your clue. 287 00:11:01,048 --> 00:11:03,441 Lime? What the hell kind of clue is lime? 288 00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:05,052 Oh, he can't say it out loud, that's cheating. 289 00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:06,967 - She can't hear me, Pete. - Right. 290 00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:09,056 Uh, what's wrong with my clue? Limes were my favorite garnish. 291 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,536 So, quit whining and start miming. 292 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,103 Ooh, babe, that was good. 293 00:11:13,277 --> 00:11:15,366 Is the date still happening, or... 294 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:18,108 Kyle, put 60 seconds on the clock. 295 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:20,545 Kyle? 296 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:24,201 Uh... Fine. 297 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,290 - Go. - Uh... 298 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:28,684 Screwing in a lightbulb? 299 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:30,816 Why are you twisting your hand like that? 300 00:11:31,078 --> 00:11:32,601 This is how you get it out of the tree. 301 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,821 - Nuh-uh, no verbal cues. - Is it a squirrel? 302 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,519 Who pulls a squirrel off a tree? 303 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:40,391 Uh, okay. Uh, try this. 304 00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:43,003 - Uh, turning a doorknob? - No. Uh... 305 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,439 Oh. Cleaning a glass? 306 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:46,484 Wait, w-why'd you stop doing it? 307 00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:48,051 She's not getting it. 308 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:49,618 Okay, maybe, uh, charades wasn't the best idea. 309 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,794 It's fine. We got it, Pete. 310 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,057 What's happening now? 311 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:55,450 Sass is kind of snapping at Pete. 312 00:11:55,624 --> 00:11:56,625 Well, don't tell her that. 313 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:59,062 Look, this was a lot of fun, 314 00:11:59,236 --> 00:12:01,325 but maybe we just call it a day? 315 00:12:01,499 --> 00:12:03,327 I think we just need a different clue, okay? 316 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:04,676 Kyle really wasn't getting that one. 317 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,852 I'm doing it exactly how you're... 318 00:12:07,114 --> 00:12:08,419 How is this not juicing a lime? 319 00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:09,725 Oh, and now, he said it out loud. 320 00:12:09,899 --> 00:12:11,118 That's actually a point for us. 321 00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,380 And time. 322 00:12:12,554 --> 00:12:14,077 Oh, that was a disaster. 323 00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:16,123 - He said it was a disaster. - Seriously? 324 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:18,473 My God, man, show some judgment. 325 00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:23,956 All right, you two, any final words before we vote? 326 00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:26,394 Just remember who's responsible for saving 327 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:29,310 our dear, dear water heater and its precious gurgles. 328 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:32,530 Some people are calling me the Gurgle King. 329 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:34,358 Yeah, they are. 330 00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:36,099 Gurgle King! 331 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:38,667 Gurgle King! Gurgle King! 332 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,147 I thought we were supposed to install this tomorrow. 333 00:12:40,321 --> 00:12:42,366 Yeah, but me and Tracy 334 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,673 are doing this daytime date tomorrow. 335 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,589 Our couples therapist thinks it could be a game changer. 336 00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,721 It's a new water heater. 337 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,159 Is it, though? It could be a water softener. 338 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,943 Or-or one of those Japanese toilets. 339 00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:55,640 Anyway, I believe we were about to vote. 340 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,991 But why would there be a new water heater if Isaac 341 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,864 got Sam and Jay to agree to keep the old one? 342 00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,431 I think I know what happened. 343 00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:05,911 - You do? - Yep. 344 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,305 Clear as day. 345 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,483 Sam friggin' stabbed Isaac in the back. 346 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,747 You had a deal with her and she decided to take 347 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:19,229 a big old ten-dollar dumperoo on it. 348 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:23,233 That witch. How dare she. 349 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:26,236 Let's go up there and give all her guests cholera! 350 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,630 - What? - Yes. 351 00:13:28,804 --> 00:13:31,067 Or-or-or... 352 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,417 we just let bygones be bygones? 353 00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,857 I kid, of course. Let's do the cholera thing. 354 00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:41,033 Yeah! Cholera! 355 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,949 - Cholera! Cholera! - Cholera. 356 00:13:49,564 --> 00:13:50,956 Oh, yeah, Mom, no, things are good. Well... 357 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,437 we did have to splurge on a new water heater, 358 00:13:53,611 --> 00:13:57,006 but hopefully, that is the last surprise for a little while. 359 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:59,443 Huh? Bela? Dating anyone? 360 00:13:59,617 --> 00:14:01,793 Um, not that I've... seen. 361 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,882 Oh, that's clever. Good one, Steve. 362 00:14:04,056 --> 00:14:06,885 All right, you three head up to the guest rooms 363 00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:09,061 and cholera anyone with a pulse. 364 00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,934 The rest of us will fan out on the main floor. 365 00:14:12,108 --> 00:14:13,501 What's going on? 366 00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,894 Well, uh, funny story, actually. Samantha betrayed us, 367 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,635 so we're sort of up here 368 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,899 to take revenge by, you know, giving everyone cholera. 369 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:23,163 Wait, because 370 00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:24,686 they're getting a new water heater? 371 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,776 It's not just that. It's that she deceived us 372 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,560 and broke her promise to Isaac. 373 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:31,693 Broke her promise to Isaac? 374 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,869 That doesn't sound like something Sam would do. 375 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,566 And yet here we are. 376 00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:38,656 Now, let's get to cholera-ing everyone 377 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,181 and ruining Sam and Jay's business. 378 00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:44,009 I just feel like with Woodstone getting on that B and B list, 379 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,360 things are finally turning around for us. 380 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:50,059 - Now, let's make them pay. - Yeah! 381 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,756 Isaac, do something. 382 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,976 Sam and Jay are your friends. 383 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:57,022 Here we go. Ducks on the pond. 384 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,199 Hope your toilets are working better 385 00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:00,678 than your water heater, Jay. 386 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,551 No, no, no, stop this. Oh! This is terrible. 387 00:15:03,725 --> 00:15:06,206 Wait! I lied. 388 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,903 Samantha's innocent. 389 00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:09,644 What are you talking about? 390 00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:12,995 Well, um, she never promised she would keep the old water heater. 391 00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,911 - I just told you that she did. - But why? 392 00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,392 Because I wanted to win the election. 393 00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:20,394 My plan was to secure your votes 394 00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:22,918 and then, well, deal with the fallout afterward. 395 00:15:23,092 --> 00:15:26,748 So you just wanted to trick us? 396 00:15:26,922 --> 00:15:29,229 It's been 250 years. I needed a win. 397 00:15:29,403 --> 00:15:30,795 I mean, this is crazy. 398 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,971 That mouth-breather John Adams got to become president. 399 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,757 And I can't even become a nominee to compete 400 00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:39,369 in the general election for ghost representative. 401 00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:43,068 We almost hurt a bunch of innocent people 402 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,896 because of your lies. 403 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:49,292 I just thank God nobody got hurt. 404 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:51,120 Oh. Uh-oh. 405 00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:52,817 Okay, 406 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,255 that one's not on us. 407 00:15:57,387 --> 00:15:58,910 My tum-tum. 408 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,349 Hey, guys. I just wanted to come and apologize 409 00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:03,959 about the date earlier. 410 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,395 Oh, hey, that's okay. 411 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,484 And I'll say what we're all thinking. 412 00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:09,225 Kyle... he biffed it. 413 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:12,272 Like, just copy me. It's so easy, right? 414 00:16:12,446 --> 00:16:15,187 Like, come on. So stupid. Kyle sucks. 415 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,669 R-Right. Yeah. No, no. It was-it was all Kyle's fault. 416 00:16:18,843 --> 00:16:20,758 Next time, I say we get Sam. 417 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:22,543 Sam knows how to juice a lime. 418 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:24,066 Unlike Kyle. 419 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,155 Next time? There ain't gonna be a next time. 420 00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:27,548 - Alberta. - No, uh-uh. 421 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:28,853 He needs some tough love. 422 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,247 Baby, this wasn't Kyle's fault. 423 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,075 Your girlfriend cannot see you. 424 00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:35,033 Y'all are a night couple. 425 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,774 And if you think it's gonna be anything more than that, 426 00:16:36,948 --> 00:16:37,949 you're gonna be sorely disappointed. 427 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,647 Yeah, I don't know 428 00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,083 if I would've shouted it quite so bluntly, 429 00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,825 but, um, I do agree. 430 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:46,001 I mean, Bela's a living woman, 431 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,830 and you died 500 years ago. 432 00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:51,702 - So what are you guys saying? - We're saying 433 00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:54,314 Bela's great, and so are you, 434 00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:57,229 but maybe you both deserve something more. 435 00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:01,321 But Kyle's lime work... 436 00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,758 Oh, yeah, it definitely left something to be desired. 437 00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:06,237 Where are you taking us? 438 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:07,762 You'll see. 439 00:17:07,936 --> 00:17:09,241 Whoa. 440 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,851 What's all this? 441 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:13,115 It's a funeral for the water heater. 442 00:17:13,289 --> 00:17:15,552 It doesn't make up for what I did to you, 443 00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:16,900 and I'm not trying to win your vote. 444 00:17:17,074 --> 00:17:18,599 I know that ship's already sailed. 445 00:17:18,816 --> 00:17:21,210 But you all lost something that's important to you. 446 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,386 And that's worth taking a moment to acknowledge. 447 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:24,953 Wow. 448 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,216 None of us even had funerals for ourselves, 449 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:28,390 and we're people. 450 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:30,262 Arguable. 451 00:17:30,524 --> 00:17:33,831 I-I'm cold, Sam. I'm so cold. 452 00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,398 He'll be better in a few hours. 453 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:38,096 Technically, he walked through me. 454 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:41,143 Hurt me for a minute. I forgive him. 455 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:42,710 If Thor may, 456 00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:46,888 Thor have speech prepared. 457 00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:49,760 He was up all night working on this. 458 00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:57,420 My condolences. 459 00:18:02,512 --> 00:18:03,687 Oh, I think that's it. 460 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,428 That was beautiful, Thor. 461 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:08,823 I don't know if this is the right time, 462 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,521 but my sincerest apologies for my grandparents 463 00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:12,783 dumping you all in a mass grave. 464 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:15,264 Oh. That's very thoughtful. 465 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:16,874 So you got the living butler 466 00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:19,355 to throw a funeral for an appliance? 467 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:20,835 I suppose I did. 468 00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:23,490 That's more than Dirk's done in four years. 469 00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,361 Not my fault. 470 00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,929 It's hard to ask for favors when the good-smelling lady 471 00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:31,323 refuses to talk to me because she doesn't like being smelled. 472 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,675 Isaac seems to be really in with her. 473 00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:37,199 I mean, like, she'll do anything for him. 474 00:18:37,373 --> 00:18:38,853 - Oh, well, I don't think... - It's true. 475 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:40,245 She bends to my whim. 476 00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:43,118 He got her to write a book about him. 477 00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:45,207 Aw, screw it. 478 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:47,427 Isaac made a mistake, but he owned up to it. 479 00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:50,212 And who cares if he's a pompous windbag? 480 00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:51,822 He gets results. 481 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,782 Wait, what's happening? 482 00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:58,220 All in favor of Isaac being the basement nominee? 483 00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:00,352 - Aye. - Aye! 484 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,529 Oh, my God. I did it. 485 00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:04,922 I won. W-O-N. 486 00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:08,317 That's not my vote tally. That's what happened. 487 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:12,364 Please stop. 488 00:19:21,504 --> 00:19:24,333 Well, we finally made it to Paris. 489 00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:26,291 I watched Amélie and Moulin Rouge 490 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,555 before going to bed to make sure it worked this time. 491 00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:33,081 - We should talk... - I've been thinking... 492 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,430 - Oh, uh... - No. 493 00:19:34,604 --> 00:19:36,258 - You first. - O-Okay. Uh... 494 00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:41,393 Look, I really like you, but 495 00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,091 - I... - But this is insane? 496 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,571 Yeah. 497 00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,790 You're amazing and 498 00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:49,489 you deserve to be with someone that you can interact with 499 00:19:49,663 --> 00:19:51,055 during waking hours. 500 00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:54,581 Well, that's a low bar, but thank you, Sass. 501 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,017 You're amazing, too. 502 00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:57,627 I think we 503 00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:00,891 both have had a tough time of it, dating-wise, lately. 504 00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,328 - Yeah. - Maybe it felt good just to 505 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,417 get away from reality, 506 00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:07,028 but I've been sleeping way too much. 507 00:20:07,202 --> 00:20:08,899 I haven't been sleeping at all. I'm exhausted. 508 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,771 I think I'm abusing melatonin. 509 00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:14,992 Okay, so, um... 510 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,516 This is good. 511 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,604 Yeah. 512 00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:19,344 And whoever you end up with, 513 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,998 he's a lucky guy. 514 00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:24,001 You know who's still single? My Eric. 515 00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:27,048 Sorry, that's my ex's mom. 516 00:20:27,222 --> 00:20:28,832 I must be feeling guilty 517 00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:30,878 because she keeps popping up in my dreams 518 00:20:31,052 --> 00:20:32,009 after I broke up with him. 519 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,490 He'll treat you like a queen. 520 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,319 Do you want to go check out the Eiffel Tower? As friends? 521 00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:39,016 I'd love that. 522 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,717 Have you seen his 401k? 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