1 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:11,315 LOIS: Everybody up! 2 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,231 [screaming] 3 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,841 Let's go! Let's go! 4 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,365 I got to do laundry before work! 5 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,150 I am taking breakfast 6 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:21,891 off the table in five minutes! 7 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,240 [door opens, closes] 8 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:26,287 I know this kid... 9 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:29,551 hismom wakes him up with a kiss on the forehead. 10 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:33,294 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 11 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,774 ♪ I don't know 12 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,995 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,084 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 14 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,695 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 15 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:46,220 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 16 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ And you're not so big 17 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,702 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 18 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,661 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 19 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:55,098 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 20 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:58,101 ♪ And you're not so big 21 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:01,496 ♪ Life is unfair. 22 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:09,199 Okay, I've been up for half an hour. 23 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,722 I've had my cereal. 24 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:13,334 It's time for Mom to ask the same annoying question 25 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:14,770 she asks me every morning. 26 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,337 So, Malcolm, what are you doing 27 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,903 in your genius class today? 28 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,949 Nothing. It's just as dumb and boring 29 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:23,126 as being in regular class, except now I get ostracized. 30 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,128 Ostracized? Oh, you're learning such big words. 31 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,303 HAL: Hey. 32 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,826 They want to know what I think 33 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,525 about caller I.D. blocking. 34 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:32,396 Do I think about that? 35 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,571 Oh! 36 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,616 What? 37 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,618 Nothing. Just a sharp Cheerio. 38 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:37,836 Oh! 39 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,798 Ha! $210! 40 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,408 Look at all the calls 41 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,844 that Francis is charging to us. 42 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:46,932 60 minutes. Oh! 43 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,282 Oh, 80 minutes-- and every one 44 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,240 of these calls is to Beebee. 45 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:53,287 $210 on Beebee! 46 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,505 I know. Now, honey, 47 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:56,028 just try to understand, all right? 48 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,334 He's-he's off in Alabama. 49 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,771 He's all by himself at military school. 50 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:02,557 He's lonely, so... so he calls his little girlfriend. 51 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,342 She's a tramp.No one's saying she's not a tramp. 52 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,735 I thought you changed our code number. 53 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,170 I have, three times. 54 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,738 I-I don't know how he's getting it. 55 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:12,219 65519. 56 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:15,222 That'll be good till the bill comes on the 15th. 57 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,920 Thanks, man. You are a good brother. 58 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,315 I was taking money out of her wallet anyway. 59 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,664 LOIS: He is doing this 60 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,232 just to upset me. 61 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,450 Oh, come on, Lois. 62 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,757 He's 16 and thinks he's in love. 63 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,412 What are you going to do? 64 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:34,197 Oh, man, never ask her that. 65 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,591 Beebee, you can't imagine how much I miss you. 66 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:40,203 It is like a white-hot fire burning in my chest. 67 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,336 The only thing that keeps me going 68 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,338 is just the thought of holding you 69 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,687 and stroking your hair 70 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,211 and being with you in a perfect, golden moment. 71 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,865 [TV playing]Oh, yeah. 72 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,388 I'm totally the same way. 73 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:54,217 Oh, I'm just so... 74 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,479 Are you watching Buffy? 75 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,655 I can do both. 76 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:01,224 You know, I think of things, too, like... 77 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,226 no, it's too embarrassing. 78 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,271 Tell me. 79 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,360 It's not the kind of thing 80 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,231 you can say over the phone. 81 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:11,060 It's something I'd have to show you. 82 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,583 Beebee, I think it would be better 83 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:16,021 if you told me and then you showed me. 84 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,371 Stanley, what are you doing?! 85 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,155 That was Beebee! 86 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,377 Sorry, man. 87 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,248 Commandant says your phone privileges 88 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,467 have been revoked for a month. 89 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,295 Your mom complained about the bills. 90 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,948 Okay, let me just tell her... 91 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:33,387 Francis, do you remember the thumb thing? 92 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,127 The one you did to my thumb 93 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:37,782 or the one you did with your thumb? 94 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,136 [phone rings] 95 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,095 Hello.Malcolm! Thank God. 96 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,445 Look, I don't have any more quarters, so just listen. 97 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,404 I need you to swipe Mom's credit card 98 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,970 and I need you to buy me a cell phone. 99 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,668 Now, what you want to get is 100 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,540 the unlimited off-peak plan, and then FedEx it to me. 101 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,281 Francis, no. I can't do that. 102 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,717 What? 103 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,676 Dude, don't bail on me. 104 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,156 I'm sorry, but Mom is totally on the warpath 105 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,332 about the phone calls. 106 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,985 Her radar is up. I can't do 107 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,248 anything. 108 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,730 Seriously, you just got to find a way to live 109 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,558 without calling Beebee all the time. 110 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,475 Hello? 111 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,434 [Francis screams] 112 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:21,783 Hello? 113 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,307 [dial tone humming] 114 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:27,223 He understands, right? 115 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,707 FRANCIS: Dearest Beebee, something wonderful has happened. 116 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,492 The pain and confusion of the last few months 117 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:38,234 has disappeared, replaced by a single 118 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,323 glorious purpose. 119 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,760 [screams] [laughs, whoops] 120 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:48,592 From the ashes of the old Francis rises a new man, 121 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:52,379 filled with boldness and determination. 122 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,475 I fly to you on angel's wings, 123 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,478 knowing I follow the mandate of my heart. 124 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,050 [shrill screaming] 125 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,704 [groans] 126 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:16,577 Every night for the past two weeks, 127 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,927 he thinks there's a monster under the bed. 128 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:22,409 It seemed so funny when we thought of it. 129 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,585 Oh, sweetie, not again. 130 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,456 The monster! 131 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,502 It tried to suck my brain out! 132 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,547 All right, I have had it. 133 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,070 You two are banned from Nintendo. 134 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,376 Okay. 135 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,160 We're already banned from Nintendo. 136 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:38,468 The sad thing is he thinks he just outsmarted her. 137 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,165 All right, fine. 138 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,210 Pillows. 139 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,646 What? 140 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:43,865 That's right. I'm taking your pillows. 141 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,823 Come on, come on, hand 'em over. 142 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,522 And I'm not getting up again. 143 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,001 If that monster wants to suck out your brain, 144 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,439 you just let him take it and you go back to sleep. 145 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,142 I love you. 146 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,449 I love you. 147 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,451 I love you. 148 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,631 [distorted]: I love you. 149 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,502 [toy's voice fading] 150 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,838 Hello? 151 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,231 Don't scream. It's me. 152 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,103 [grunts] 153 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,713 Francis! 154 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,106 Way to go, dipwad. 155 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,977 You got me in the nards. 156 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,114 Francis, what are you doing here? 157 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,159 I'm taking control of my own destiny. 158 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,900 I'm just here to pick up Beebee, and then we're 159 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,032 going to head off for Canada. 160 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,338 You're going to visit Grandma? 161 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,905 No, a different part of Canada. 162 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,734 Someplace wild where people don't have to destroy love 163 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,954 just 'cause they don't understand it. 164 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,695 You just ran away from school? 165 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,914 Mom's really going to kill you now. 166 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,047 No, she won't, because she won't know. 167 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,918 Malcolm, you can't tell anybody. 168 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:23,486 I'm placing my life in your hands here. 169 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,967 Did you roll around in something? 170 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,751 You'll get used to it. 171 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,318 Look, I need you to get Beebee 172 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,754 to come see me tonight, okay? 173 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,712 Give her this. 174 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,540 Let it air out for a while first. 175 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,498 Try to get me some food, 176 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:38,414 'cause I haven't eaten in, like, 36 hours. 177 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,634 Francis, this sounds kind of drastic, even for you. 178 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,984 Malcolm, I do not have time for doubt! 179 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,552 The die has been cast, my future is set. 180 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,379 Now, there's one question in my mind: 181 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:48,772 can I trust you? 182 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:49,773 But... 183 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:50,861 Can I trust you? 184 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,429 Yes. 185 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,996 Yeah, definitely. 186 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,217 I'll toss my lunch bag over the fence before school. 187 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,352 Oh! 188 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,832 [grunts] 189 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,444 Mmm! 190 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,809 Can I have some? 191 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,768 Can't. 192 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,465 It's a... 193 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,033 prescription... sandwich. 194 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,424 "Prescription sandwich"? 195 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,340 Stevie, that's not even a good lie. 196 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,559 If you don't want to share, just say so. 197 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:38,822 Don't want... 198 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:39,562 to share. 199 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:42,652 Let's play 200 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,827 Ironside. 201 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,003 I'll be... Ironside. 202 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,179 I don't want to play stupid Ironside. 203 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,660 What's your... problem? 204 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,748 It's my brother Francis. 205 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,576 He escaped from military school 206 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,447 and hitchhiked all the way here. 207 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:58,450 And he's all scraped up and smelly and hungry and dirty, 208 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,670 and now he's hiding out at the creek. 209 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,846 If my parents catch him, he's dead. 210 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,718 He's talking like he's crazy. 211 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,155 I don't know what to do. 212 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,592 Squeal. 213 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,811 What? 214 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,073 Squeal. 215 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,379 Rat him out. 216 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,859 I can't do that. 217 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,034 He's my brother. 218 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,427 I promised him. 219 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,298 I can't tell anybody. 220 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,823 You told... me. 221 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,651 Yeah, but by the time you tell anyone, 222 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,217 he'll be a thousand miles from here. 223 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,438 Tou... ché. 224 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,487 Beebee? 225 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,488 What? 226 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,882 Oh, you're, uh, that kid. 227 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,970 My name's Malcolm. 228 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,450 I'm Francis's brother. 229 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,408 You met me, like, ten times. 230 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:47,108 Yeah, you're the freaky little brain, right? 231 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:49,850 Just be cool. 232 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,068 What do you want? 233 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,896 Here. 234 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,984 Francis is back home. 235 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,247 Well, he's not home. He's hiding. 236 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,728 Huh. Three pages? 237 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,556 Both sides. 238 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,906 He loves to make me read. 239 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,429 What's that word? 240 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,648 "Consummate." 241 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,869 It means he likes you. 242 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,697 Oh. 243 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:16,920 "Assignation, rendezvous, tryst"? 244 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,488 How the hell is anyone supposed to know what he's talking about? 245 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,751 Beebee, just meet him at the creek at 7:30, okay? 246 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:25,799 See? You can say it in English, and you're, like, ten. 247 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:26,930 What are you doing?! 248 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,236 I'm wearing a tank top. 249 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,759 Beebee, I don't... 250 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,673 Don't think. 251 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,370 Just walk. Go. 252 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,733 The worst part is, I think I'm stealing panty liners. 253 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,040 Gosh, I had such a good day at work today. 254 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,825 I got to work the cash-only line 255 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,087 for the first time in a month, 256 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,263 and my register came out to the penny. 257 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,569 Plus, that creepy new assistant manager 258 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,833 sliced his hand open with a box cutter. 259 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,574 Spent the whole afternoon in the emergency room. 260 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:05,142 Here's to him. 261 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,797 Honey, this chicken is absolutely delicious. 262 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,104 Oh, well, it's a little recipe I came up with. 263 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,106 It's Shake n' Bake-- but for pork. 264 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,977 How about that? 265 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,415 That's one for the recipe box. 266 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,895 Let's call it, uh, "chork." 267 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,897 All in favor? 268 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,378 No one for "picken"? 269 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,509 Chork it is. 270 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,728 Brava. 271 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,512 Oh, cut it out. 272 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,558 You big talker. 273 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,870 DEWEY: Will this make me 274 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,654 taste better to the monsters? 275 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,656 Sure it will, son. 276 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,660 Get out of here!You're not eating it. 277 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,749 You haven't had a bite in two minutes, I counted. 278 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,968 I'm saving it. 279 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,665 There is no saving. 280 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,797 Malcolm, he's right. 281 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,712 The rule is: no saving. 282 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,237 Oh, yeah, I care. Cut it out! 283 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,891 [phone ringing]Come on, it's mine. 284 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:58,979 Get out of here!No! 285 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,589 Give it back!Boys, boys, stop it. 286 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,764 You're going get your mother out of... 287 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,158 uh, you're going to ruin her nice day. 288 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,725 Francis did what?! 289 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,035 Another night in the chat room. 290 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,563 That kid! That kid! 291 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,130 He thinks he can just run away from school 292 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,566 like some-some kind of escaped convict? 293 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,133 Well, if he thinks he can just vanish 294 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,048 in the night and I won't find him, 295 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,789 well, he is sadly mistaken. 296 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,834 Lois, you just calm down. 297 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,923 There's nothing we can do right now. 298 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,925 Yes, there is. I can call the police. 299 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,840 No, they're not going to look for anybody 300 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,798 unless they've been missing for 48 hours. 301 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,800 Not if I say he has drugs on him. 302 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,280 Lois, stop it. 303 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,195 Now, you're just going to have to accept the fact 304 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,197 that for now, this is beyond your control. 305 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,460 Francis is going to have to sink or swim on his own, 306 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,463 and frankly, I don't think that's such a bad thing. 307 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,292 And in the meantime, we just have to leave it up to fate. 308 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,207 Oh. "Fate." 309 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,992 "Fate" is just what you call it when you don't know the name 310 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,299 of the person screwing you over! 311 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,697 Mom, I'm sure he's okay. 312 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,658 Uh-oh, tactical error. 313 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,747 Why do you think he's okay, son? 314 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,837 Because... he's always okay. 315 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,101 Malcolm, 316 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,973 this is a very serious situation here, 317 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,714 and, well, I know you love Francis as much as we do, 318 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,107 so if you have 319 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,282 any idea... 320 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,894 Oh, for God's sake! Where is he?! 321 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,504 He came here to see Beebee! He's meeting her tonight! 322 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,288 Oh, my God, how'd she do that? 323 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,333 I knew it. 324 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,074 When did you talk to him? 325 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,118 Don't look at her eyes, don't look at her... 326 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,467 This morning! 327 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,731 And Dewey shoved a sandwich in the VCR! 328 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,994 Malcolm, where is he? 329 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,125 [quietly]: Got to think. 330 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,083 Diversion. Delancey. 331 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,432 Delancey Park! 332 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,781 He's meeting her at Delancey Park 333 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,914 by the soccer field. 334 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,743 Well... 335 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:56,009 we'll just see what fate has in store for Francis. 336 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,717 Francis, I have to tell you... 337 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,111 Is Beebee coming? Yeah. 338 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,156 But I have to tell you something first. 339 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,942 I ratted you out to Mom.What?! 340 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,117 I didn't mean to. 341 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,162 Mom did... her eyes. 342 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,076 And her voice, it was... 343 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,599 I didn't mean to! 344 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,037 Malcolm, how could you do that? I trusted you. 345 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,690 I know. 346 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,388 I'm sorry. 347 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,129 Look, I sent her to the park. 348 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,913 You've got an hour to get out of here 349 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:31,914 and have a head start before she... 350 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,960 Are you crazy? I can't go anywhere. 351 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,918 Beebee's coming. Beebee. 352 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,703 Francis, what's wrong with you? 353 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,792 Why are you getting in so much trouble for her? 354 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,750 You don't understand. 355 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,970 Duh! No one understands. 356 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,059 She's not nice, she's not smart, 357 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,409 she's a thief, she's not even that good-looking. 358 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,932 And, oh, guess what else. 359 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,368 She treats you like crap! 360 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,500 I know. 361 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,284 You do? 362 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,026 Of course I do. 363 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,941 There's something you don't know about Beebee. 364 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,030 What? 365 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,773 That no one in her whole life 366 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,080 has ever loved her the way that I do. 367 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,778 All she has to do is see that and everything will change. 368 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,303 I really thought he had something better. 369 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,131 Look, Malcolm, you'll understand when you're older. 370 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,394 Now, just go. 371 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,226 What were you doing? 372 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,228 Nothing. Mind your own business. 373 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,970 Who were you talking to? 374 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,668 I wasn't talking to anybody. You're imagining it. 375 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,279 I heard you talking. 376 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,370 Okay, I'll tell you. 377 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,459 But you have to keep it a secret. 378 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,417 You know the monster under your bed? 379 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,116 It's called a Sasquatch. 380 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,595 He hunts back there during the day. 381 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,206 I was throwing him some raw meat 382 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,685 so he wouldn't come get us tonight. 383 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,253 I don't think I gave him enough. 384 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,821 So, if I were you, I'd keep very quiet 385 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,779 and stay the hell out of there. 386 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,217 Get it? 387 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,146 Move! 388 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,719 BEEBEE: Francis? 389 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,029 Beebee? 390 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,291 Francis? 391 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,292 Oh. Don't move. 392 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,381 I want to remember this forever. 393 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,687 Where are you? 394 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,168 No! Don't look at me! 395 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257 I wanted so much to be perfect for you, 396 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,389 but I couldn't find any soap. 397 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,825 I'm hideous. 398 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,610 Really? Yes. 399 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,481 But it's okay. 400 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,093 Everything is okay now that we're together. 401 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,226 I can't tell you how beautiful you look at this moment. 402 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,621 You look like an angel or a perfect dawn 403 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,275 or a galaxy of stars. 404 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,755 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 405 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,065 And... my heart soars when I think of... 406 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,545 Did you hear what I said? 407 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,417 I... um... 408 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,897 What? 409 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,942 Look... 410 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,683 you're a nice guy, 411 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,469 and all those letters you sent-- the stuff I understood, anyway-- 412 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,732 was sweet, but I don't know. 413 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,082 Feels different now. 414 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,997 It's hard to explain. 415 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,347 Would you try? 416 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,741 Well, maybe I just like the long-distance thing 417 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,526 'cause, you know, you'd call and you'd talk 418 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,920 and you'd make me feel so good about myself 419 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,488 and I didn't have to do anything. 420 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,098 Yeah, that's it. 421 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,318 Beebee, please. 422 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,971 I just think it's better we end it now 423 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,277 before anybody gets hurt. 424 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,500 I'm sorry, Francis. 425 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,201 Ow. 426 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,204 Ow! 427 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,294 Ow! 428 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,297 Ow! 429 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,299 [yelling] 430 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,086 [yelling continues] 431 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,914 Get out of here! 432 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,700 You stupid, dumb monster! 433 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,354 [sobbing]This is my house! 434 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,617 Ow. Go away! 435 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,705 Ow! 436 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,836 You leave me alone! 437 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,534 Ow! Ow! 438 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,372 You! You, there! 439 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,286 What do you think you're doing? 440 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,939 Excuse me? 441 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,289 Do you know how dumb and careless you're being? 442 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,247 Well, I brought... 443 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,988 Oh, for God's sake, I'm not talking about that. 444 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,337 But shame on you. 445 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,165 Don't you know how this is all going to end? 446 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,080 Do we know you? 447 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,821 No, but I know you. 448 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,388 You're young and pretty 449 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,085 and you love to get 16-year-old boys so twisted up 450 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,869 they don't know what they're doing. 451 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,306 And you think it's all in fun. You'll move on. 452 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829 You don't care how bad you hurt him. 453 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,526 Let me tell you something, young lady. 454 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,267 Hearts are precious things. 455 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,226 You should be careful with them. 456 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,621 You! 457 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,970 You there! 458 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,755 What do you think you're doing?! 459 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,670 And then the monster started growling at me, 460 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,237 so I threw rocks at him and I killed him. 461 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,629 And then he started flying around on rocket boots, 462 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,457 and I got to ride inside his head, 463 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,546 and now the monster's my friend, and we went... 464 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200 and we went to get Slurpees. 465 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,463 You did not! You're just lying! 466 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,682 Reese, if that's what Dewey says happened, 467 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,684 there's no reason to argue about it. 468 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,252 No one believes I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat. 469 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,905 Because that's just ridiculous. 470 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,385 No one beats Sub-Zero. 471 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,262 Leave it off. 472 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,311 So, Beebee broke up with me. 473 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,487 Oh. 474 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,488 You okay? 475 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,447 I think I'm fine. 476 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,363 There's a strange sense of peace that comes over you 477 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,496 when you give up that last shred of dignity. 478 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,324 It's nice. 479 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,065 I'm really sorry. 480 00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,242 Well, if you're going to love women, 481 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,853 you have to expect the occasional flaming wipeout. 482 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,464 It's in the fine print, 483 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,683 but you agree to it when you sign up. 484 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,164 So what are you going to do? 485 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,818 I'm going to go back to school. 486 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,516 I only missed a day, so it shouldn't be too bad. 487 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,691 There's a pack of farm girls 488 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,128 that hang around outside the fence. 489 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,522 Probably check that out. 490 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,828 Later days. 491 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,264 Wait. 492 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,918 I'm sorry I ratted you out. 493 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,049 I just got scared. 494 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,050 Dude, it's ancient history. 495 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,530 Don't worry about it. 496 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,924 Well, can't you at least hit me or something, 497 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,621 just so I feel like we're even? 498 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,319 You want me to hit you? 499 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,669 I don't know. Yeah. 500 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,540 Okay. 501 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,936 Thanks. 502 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:42,980 Psych. 503 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,068 Ow! 504 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,809 Now we're even. 505 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,555 Ow! 506 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,343 ♪ Don't cry 507 00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:02,913 ♪ Dry those tears falling out of your eyes ♪ 508 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,699 ♪ Don't cry... 509 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:10,704 How'd you find me? 510 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,793 Malcolm told me. 511 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,577 You know, you should probably rethink the whole 512 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,188 "trusting him with secrets" thing. 513 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,409 How mad is Mom? 514 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:24,326 Well, let's just try to get a couple states behind us 515 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,849 before we ask her. 516 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,245 So, how'd it go with Beebee? 517 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,421 We broke up. 518 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,381 Does it hurt? 519 00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,471 Oh, yeah. 520 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,038 Well, son... 521 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:44,041 you know, I wish I could say it gets easier, 522 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393 but... I honestly don't know. 523 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,569 I've never been dumped. 524 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,832 Hmm. 525 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,748 ♪ Don't cry.