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I'm going to pose naked
for a Swedish photographer
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Questions?
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So French!
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What?
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My God !
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Get out of my house, poor guy!
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Don't miss it!
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Son of a bitch!
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Sit down, Donald
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Are you following what it is?
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You could be one of us
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Teubi wanted to fuck a turtle
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last night
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Thanks, bitch
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Thanks, bitch
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I really love your escape, asshole
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Fight for me,
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my pigs!
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I seriously love your pants, asshole
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Come on!
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I seriously love your pants, asshole
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The 0scar for best actress
is awarded to Siéphanie Tuche
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Welcome to Kansas City
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Have a good trip
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Thanks, bitch
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Champagne l
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Great!
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THE LITTLE HOUSE IN THE PRAIRIE
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The cards, I linked them
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The richer you are,
the more stupid you are!
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942 dollars
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Sir,
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we are really sorry
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Money
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Two 'walls
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No way!
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You owe me $942
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I'm keeping the mobile home while I wait
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Thank you
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Is it far from Diion?
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Come on, Butch!
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Come on, finish it!
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Notify me
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if you find my dentures!
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Don't go to the toilet,
go smells like hazelnuts!
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Are you ready?
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Yes, Ron
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Don't forget,
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you are the best
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Blow them up, son
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You are on a Sioux reservation,
there are no visits today
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They don't understand English
Where do they come from?
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Hello, handsome kids!
We are lost
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Can you give us a hand?
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But how do you know our language,
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old squaw?
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♪ got drunk in front
"Dances with Wolves", I had a coma
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and when I woke up,
I spoke like go
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The old woman speaks our language!
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If you call me old woman again,
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I scalp you
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If the nuggets are not hot enough,
there is a microwave in the teepee
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It is more waterproof,
he thinks he's the Terminator
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We are going through a zone of turbulence
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Make sure your seat
and your tablet are straightened
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Fuck U S A!
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Sir!
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Remove your helmet
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Fuck U S A!
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My God!
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Not a move
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here is your captain
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We have to stop in Denver
to disembark a passenger
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which makes you feel unwell
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Sl you m DREAM
you WILL REALIZE IT
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THE success
n POWER
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You have to leave, okay?
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How are you ? Do you know them?
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No worries,
these are my friends
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Are we waiting for anyone?
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Not that I know of, darling
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- Welcome
- Thank you
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Two additional place settings, Juanita
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I beg you
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All to done
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Well done, son
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Thank you
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They are interesting
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Yes, she is very chic
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And his accent is delicious
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Jeff Tuche
Cosmetic surgery clinic
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What do you want to drink?
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The most important
in cosmetic surgery, it's the face
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Well
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Good luck!
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It's Moby Dick!
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A stuffed dog, what a great idea!
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No need to take it out
for him to do his business
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And you can put it in the machine
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That's a concept!
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Suze house!
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Ass, dyke!
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Call a doctor!
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♪ heard it all!
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Leaks at best!
There will be no return match!
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Get out, you stink, fart face
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I am Juan
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Your parents' gardener
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Bitch!
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Hand on heart
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This is my secret garden
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Are you the one who sizes everything?
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It's my passion
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♪ have a surprise for you
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Yes It's you, Will
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I did it for you
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The buggy
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The buggy Tuche Daddy
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The moon is beautiful
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Who are you?
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I am Cathy Tuche
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I'm Donald's mom
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No visits from parents
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Currently it is 24 degrees
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♪ was cold
I put my underwear in the microwave
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Teddy?
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My project is simple
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Buy land in Brazil,
pretend to reforest them
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and in fact,
extract shale gas
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Excellent
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Donnie?
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My plan is to recover
old cell phone batteries
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The decontamination will be financed
through the sale of recycled products
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And the profit margin of 15 °/o
will be donated to Greenpeace
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Greenpeace?
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Sorry, Donnie
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♪ don’t have my Playmobils
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Okay then, here we go!
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No punishment
God sends us a test
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Let's accept it
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M can, “uns
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Both boys are inverts
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You don't risk anything
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Don't get hot, the bearded guy
or I climb on you
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The old woman speaks backwards
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God tests our faith
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Don't look at this city,
it's the devil himself
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We could go there
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just a quarter of an hour
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The horses are thirsty
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I was just kidding, Surah
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And now,
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they arrive from Los Angeles, California,
thank you for welcoming
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Cathy and Roger Cerisier
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And now
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ladies and gentlemen,
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the results
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Another
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Juan Antonio de la Courtine,
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do you agree to take
Wilfried Jacquou Tuche
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POOF husband?
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Yes
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Wilfried Jacquou Tuche,
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do you agree to take
Juan Antonio de la Courtine
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POOF husband?
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By the power given to me,
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and as king of rock'n'roll,
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I declare you husband
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and husband