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In 5, 4, 3, 2...

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Good

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evening, and welcome to... Swellviews

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.com!

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I'm Danny Chess.

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I get the same thing all the time.

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Man, that Danny Chest is handsome.

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Sushi -dushi!

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Oh, good.

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But hang on a sec.

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I'm watching television.

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Hey, what show is that?

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Sophie's Got Talent?

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Yeah, my daughter's on tonight. She's
gonna be dancing.

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Oh, sure, I can stay.

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Scoochie doochie.

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Now, let's take a minute to say hello to
this week's celebrity judges.

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Starting with chair number one,
everybody knows basketball's biggest

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LeBron James.

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So let's all welcome LeBron's childhood
friend, Vanessa Harris.

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So exciting.

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The guys filling judges' chairs numbers
two and three are no strangers to anyone

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here in Swellview.

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Now give it up for Captain Man and Kid
Danger.

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Hi,

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Danny, Jess.

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Hey, Danny.

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Jess.

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the end of this competition, do you guys
think that any of the performers this

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week can beat our current frontrunner?

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Man, tough one. That's hard to say.

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If I had to say, I'd say no. I'd say
yes, but the truth really is no.

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Unless you think about... Nah, no, no,
no.

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Well, clearly our judges think that our
current frontrunner, Stephen Sharp, It's

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going to be pretty tough to beat, and
I'll show you why.

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Come on out here, Steven.

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Last

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week,

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this guy wowed us with his talent for
throwing Cuban zip spikes.

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Can you give us a little taste of that
again?

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Of course.

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How about I throw one at camera two?

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Okay, camera two.

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Fantastic.

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Thank

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you.

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I'm Stephen.

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Thank you for applauding my talent.

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All right, let's bring out our first new
performer of the evening.

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Please give... SGT, welcome to Harry
Hoagie.

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Hey there, Harry. Hi, Harry. I used to
know LeBron James.

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So, Harry, tell us what we're going to
see you do tonight.

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Well, I'm going to eat this entire six
-foot submarine sandwich in less than 60

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seconds.

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Okay,

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60 seconds on the clock.

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Whoa, nice clock.

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sure what's wrong with Harry, but no
worries, because our next two performers

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are about to dance their way into your
hearts.

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Here's Karl Marcus and Piper Hart.

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This is...

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So,

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how long have you two been dance
partners?

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For about six months.

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And what's your favorite kind of
dancing?

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The kind that wins slogans got talent.

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All right.

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Well, kids, let's see what you got.

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last guy did it all just kind of
happened i wanted an after -school job

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an indestructible superhero hired me to
be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and

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fight crime feels good

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freaked out in the exact same way.

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First, the sandwich guy.

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Just like Carl Marcus and Henry's sister
did.

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Maybe they all got sick.

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Nah, Piper was fine right before the
show, and she was totally fine right

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Well, if they didn't get sick, then
somebody did something to them.

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But why?

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And who?

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And where?

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At the show.

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Huh? You said where, right? We know
where.

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At the show.

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Okay, do you always have to criticize me
when I'm trying to figure things out?

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Wait, what?

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I was just, no, I was just... Yeah,
sometimes a little encouragement would

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helpful, you know?

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A kind word.

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Maybe a hug.

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I'm sorry.

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Here, you... You want a hug? Let's hug.
Not now. I don't want your hug now.

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Wait, okay, you just said you want a
hug. I'm going to get a hug. Yeah, when

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want to, okay?

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I don't want a hug from you right after
I tell you I want a hug. I only want it

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to happen because you want to hug me
when it's your idea, not because I have

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ask for it.

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Anyway, so what's our plan?

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Well, they're letting the people who
passed out last night perform again

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tonight.

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will be there as judges, so just keep an
eye out for anyone backstage. No, no,

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no, no. Bad idea. Bad idea.

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Pardon?

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Henry and I are going to be stuck at the
judges' table, so we can't sneak

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backstage to figure out what's going on.
What's the matter with you?

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You know, sometimes I like kind words
and hugs, too.

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I'll grow up.

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Well, fine.

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Then let's hear your great idea.

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Sure. During the show... You and Schwa
sneak backstage so you two can look

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around and try to figure out what's
going on.

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Nah, nah. They only let the stage crew
and performers backstage.

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True.

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Charlotte, go buy yourself some boy
dancing clothes.

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Huh? Don't say huh, just do it.

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Schwa, go buy a blonde wig and a little
girl's sequined jacket.

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Already got them.

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Yeah, okay.

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All performers backstage, please. All
performers backstage.

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We're going to be live in five, people.
We are live in five minutes.

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God, I love this headset.

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Hey, there's my sister and her dance
partner. Right. Let's get over there.

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Excuse me, Captain Man.

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Uh, yeah, what?

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Uh, I'm Stephen Sharp.

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Oh, yeah. How you doing? I'm talking to
Captain Man.

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Oh.

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Well, okay.

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Uh, what is that?

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Oh, uh, this is my ferret.

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Fawcett.

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Your ferret? Fawcett?

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He brings me good luck when I rub him,
and so I share my ferret with others, so

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that all may have good luck.

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Cool.

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Well, see ya.

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Have a good one.

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I was talking to Captain Man!

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Wow, okay.

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Hey, look, it's the president of the Man
Family.

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down and fainted last night. I have no
idea what happened.

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He just started dancing in the next
room.

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You're... Carl.

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Fine, but I am not going out there and
dancing.

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You won't have to.

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We'll figure out who's sabotaging the
performers before you guys get called to

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go on. Right. So just hang out back here
and keep your eyes open.

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You'll do it.

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Hey, where are you two going?

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Oh, we're judges. We're supposed to be
back there.

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Jasper?

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You're supposed to be at Chalk and Stuff
watching the store. Well, I want to

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help solve this crime.

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That's it. I'm going to wreck this kid.

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60 seconds to air.

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You don't have time.

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Jasper, don't cause any problems, all
right?

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You guys like my beard?

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some problems here. So tonight is going
to be a kind of do -over type deal.

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Sound good?

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Yeah.

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Cool. Thanks for buying into the
premise.

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Okay, first up, this guy can actually
eat a... Uh -huh.

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Really?

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Apparently we had a sandwich stitch
backstage, so we're... going to show you

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that guy later.

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And instead, we're going to start the
show off with two amazing kid dancers.

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So let's bring them out.

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All right, let's give Piper and Carl
some encouragement.

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We told them they wouldn't have to
dance.

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haven't even rehearsed. What are we
going to do?

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Watch, probably laugh, then judge.

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So, are you guys feeling better after
what happened last night?

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Uh, oh, yeah, much better.

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Hmm.

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That doesn't look like Carl.

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All right, kids, let's see what you got.

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I just heard them say that you're
performing next.

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Yeah? Well, then, you'll need some good
luck.

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Pet my ferret.

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I don't know, man. It didn't work too
well last night.

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Then pet harder.

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Here.

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Ferret.

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Ferret. Ferret.

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Norwegian ferret.

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Danger. Avoid contact with Norwegian
ferrets because they can create powerful

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oils that can cause strange reactions,
such as tongue chewing, head vibrations,

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and loss of consciousness.

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Hey!

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Hello.

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Your beard looks fake.

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You're making the other person
performers pet your ferret, so they'll

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so then you can win first place.

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Uh, you figured that out, did you? Sure
did.

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Well, so did he.

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Oh, I don't see any... Yes, that's
right.

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Absorb my ferret's oil.

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Enjoy your nap.

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Hey! The spike thrower's attacking our
bearded production assistant!

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And that's against the rules.

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So? So you're disqualified.

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Oh.

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Uh... Well, uh... I guess I've lost
then.

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So I suppose I'll just, uh...

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You're not supposed to be on stage.

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You shut your stupid mouth, Danny Chess!

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Wow.

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Son, why don't you get off the stage,
Phil? It's your turn. No!

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I came on this show to win back my
girlfriend.

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Because Kid Danger stole her from me!

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Dude,

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I never stole your girlfriend.

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You did, too.

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Get back off, Danny Chess!

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until you got to be Captain Man's
sidekick. Then she got all obsessed with

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cool, good -looking kid, Danger.

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What's she look like? Is she cute?

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She got a mom?

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You distracted my girlfriend!

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Is that some disease?

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No.

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It's a superpower.

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I mean, if he throws a Cuban zip spike
at me, I can just knock him out.