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I'm going as fast as I can.

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Hey, what about forks? Yes, definitely
hide the forks. You can kill a person

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with a fork.

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What?

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Mom?

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Dad? What? I just want to know what you
guys are doing.

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Well, you know how Piper signed up for
that weekend ski trip with a bunch of

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kids from her class?

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Yeah, sure.

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That's why me and Henry are having a
boys weekend together.

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Hey, can you not call us boys?

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But we are boys.

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Bad boys.

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Anyway, what's the problem with Piper's
ski trip?

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Well, you know her friend, that girl
Gnarly?

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, Gnarly's mom called to tell us
that the other kids all left on the ski

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trip without Piper.

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What? Why?

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They didn't want her to go.

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Well, what did Piper say?

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We haven't told her yet.

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We're trying to hide everything
dangerous first.

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When did we stop being boys?

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Hank! Yeah?

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Let's make Henry tell her. Oh, right.

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Uh, no, no, no, no, no. There's no way
I'm telling Piper. Tell me what?

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To God, she has ski poles.

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Okay, why do you all look so freaked
out?

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Freaked out? What? Me?

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No. I'm not freaked out.

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No. No.

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Honey,

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I really think it's your place to tell
Piper what... I'll get it.

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Did the doorbell ring? I heard no
doorbell. The doorbell did not ring.

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Oh, hey, sure.

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I'd love to go to the ballgame.

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Coward!

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Mom!

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What's up?

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Well, honey, uh...

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See, uh, your brother has something to
tell you.

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Ugh, hang on.

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I just got a video message from Gnarly.

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Ooh, yeah, you should watch that.

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Yeah, I'm gonna.

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Piper, if you're watching this video,
we're already gone.

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Gone?

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Why?

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You're probably wondering why.

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temper you know it's like every time
something doesn't go your way you freak

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and you yell and scream and it's just
not fun to be around she's not wrong

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anyway we don't mean to hurt your
feelings it's just that we don't want

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around

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Piper, are you okay, honey?

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I just, I didn't know that my friends
don't like me.

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Piper, careful.

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It could be a trick.

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Here you go.

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Now

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listen,

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your friends, they like you.

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The only thing they don't like is when
you get mad and you start yelling and

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having temper tantrums. He's right,
baby.

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People hate that.

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Yes, you can.

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Look, one of my teachers made this kid
in my class, Mitch Bilski, go to JAM

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class. Oh, I love making JAM. Mom,
please.

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See, JAM stands for Junior Anger
Management.

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It can help you learn how to control
your angry feelings.

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Really? Yeah.

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Hey, where's the switch for the light
above the sink? Jasper. Not now, okay?

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Sweetie?

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Think you might want to go to jam class?

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I think I need to go.

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Oh,

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it

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all just kind of happened. I wanted an
after school job, but then an

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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.

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we blow bubbles and fight crime.

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Feels good.

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Got it. Up the tube.

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Oh, my boots.

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Junior Anger Management.

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It's important.

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And as we all learned in last week's jam
class, getting mad stands for what?

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Anyone?

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Does it stand for... Incorrect.

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Mad stands for... My attitude is
dangerous.

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Now say it with me.

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My...

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Attitude is dangerous.

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All right.

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Hi, she's here for junior anger
management.

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Class started ten minutes ago.

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Right, sorry.

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Her name is Piper Hart. Hey! Why are
those turds interrupting our jam class?

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Sit down, Naomi.

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I'm too angry to sit.

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Then squeeze your bulb. Squeeze!

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Your bulb.

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Breathe it in.

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Good. Now sit down.

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Sure thing, Mr. Kelvin.

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Whoa! What just came out of her neck?

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She's wearing an aroma collar.

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What's that?

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It's a collar connected to a canister
filled with... Cactus fluid, eucalyptus,

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ginger, honeysuckle, and rabbit urine,
which all mix together and form a

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mist. Ah, special mist.

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Yes, and when a person breathes it in,
he or she instantly feels a sensation of

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calmness and well -being.

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Wow, and it's safe?

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I don't know. Why is she late?

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12U Turnpike, because if you do, we're
going to get stuck in the middle of...

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Hi, I'm Piper.

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Can I borrow that?

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become the windier city.

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Good one, Mary.

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Not really.

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Bring your pets inside and tie your kids
to something heavy because a big old

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tornado is on the way to Swellview and
is expected to cause powerful winds of

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to 95 miles per hour.

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So now here's Mary with what she called
her tornadoes and tornadoes. Mary?

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Do stay inside.

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Don't go outside.

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Girls pulling arms, pumpkins being
murdered.

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Why are you making them pack up
pumpkins?

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Isn't it obvious?

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No.

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I'm on PEP. P -E -P.

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PEP? Yeah, the pumpkin eating plan.

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All I eat are pumpkins now.

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Pumpkin juice, pumpkin smoothies,
pumpkin patties, pumpkin pasta, pumpkin

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Hey, look, everybody.

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Oh, look what I made.

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I call it a breeze -in.

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You can use it if there are strong
winds.

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Oh, this about that tornado that's
headed towards Swellview? Yeah. See, if

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wind grabs you and lifts you off the
ground, you can use these controls to

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yourself in double good.

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Navigate? I think he means navigate.

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Navigate.

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Hey,

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Henry, did Piper start junior anger
management?

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Uh, yeah. Me and my dad dropped off here
this morning.

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What?

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Ha! As in, ha, jam class is stupid.

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No, it's not. Jam class helps a lot of
angry kids.

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Well, it's not going to help Piper.

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Why not?

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Because she's an animal.

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Yeah, and besides, people never change.

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That's why they say, angry at five,
angry at 50.

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And once a freak, always a freak. All
right, all right.

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Anyway, I was at Piper's jam class this
morning, and I bet it does work.

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Well, I tell you what.

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Leggo me.

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I bet you that the day your sister's
done with jam class, I can get her to

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her temper.

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That very same day.

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Nah, I doubt it.

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Because they have these cool aroma
collars that let off a special... All

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it's a bet.

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Yeah, it's a bet.

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Then I'm with Team Henry.

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Well, I'm on Team Ray. Take it away.

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So what's the bet? The bet is... When I
get Piper to lose her temper, you and

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Charlotte... Gotta eat a big old bucket
of raw pumpkin guts.

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So, when you fail to make Piper lose her
temper, you and Jasper have to eat a

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big old bucket of raw pumpkin guts.

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Yeah, while wearing swimsuits.

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What?

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I was just saying we should wear
swimsuits when we're just... Just be

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So we gotta bet?

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We gotta bet.

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Just to confirm, no swimsuits. Stop. Why
are you here?

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Uh

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-huh.

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Yeah, Piper comes home from jam class
tonight, so I'm making her favorite

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dinner. Oh, I think he's here with Piper
now.

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Okay, bye.

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Mom. Hey.

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Hi, Mr. Sartre.

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Hello,

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Mr. Sartre.

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I didn't know you were bringing friends
to dinner.

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Well, friends and his boss from junk and
stuff. Mom, you remember Ray?

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Oh, sure. We've met a dozen times.

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Uh, 14.

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Really? Hey,

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can I go up to your room for a sec?

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Why? You'll see.

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You'll all see.

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Oh, it's Piper. She and your dad will be
here any minute.

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I better go butter the lobster balls.

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Obster balls.

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Hey.

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Okay, before Piper gets here, let's go
over the bed.

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Okay. When Piper gets mad and loses her
temper, Jasper and I win. And you two

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gotta eat a big old nasty bucket of
pumpkin guts.

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Or, when Piper doesn't get mad and lose
her temper, Henry and I win. Yeah.

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And then you losers gotta eat a big old
nasty bucket of pumpkin guts.

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I'm such a child.

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Uh, guys?

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Well,

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We told you.

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The swimsuit is not part of the bed.

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I know. I'm just showing off my new one.

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That. That.

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Uh -uh.

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Uh -uh.

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And look who's back.

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It's me and Piper.

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Dad, please don't make a big deal. Hi,
baby.

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Guess what we're having for dinner
tonight.

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Lobster balls and faux food.

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But it's made with meat.

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Schwarz, I want you to imagine my voice
as you read this.

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Okay.

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We're low on pumpkins, so I want you to
go to the all -night market and buy 50

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more large pumpkins.

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Your boss, Ray.

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going outside in the middle of a tornado
storm?

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I don't care if there's a tornado storm.

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Pick up both notes you threw on the

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floor and then go get the pumpkins.

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Ray, would you like to try a lobster
ball?

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Would I like to?

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Oh, yeah.

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But I'm on a strict pep diet, so... Oh,
you mean the pumpkin eating plan.

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You really get me.

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I like corn.

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This tofu really does taste like meat.

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Yeah, but not the good meat.

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Hmm.

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Doorbell. I guess someone's at the door.

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I wonder why there's a pony here.

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It says here this beautiful pony is a
present for Piper Hart.

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A present for Piper? Gosh, Piper, you
must be so excited and happy.

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I am.

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Okay, little girl, here's your... Wait.

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How old are you? I'm 11.

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Yeah, sorry, kid.

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You gotta be at least 13 to get a free
pony.

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What?

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That... That jerk just took my pony
away!

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Uh -oh. I think somebody's about to get
angry.

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It is?

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Oh, yeah.

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It makes me happy.

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I got to show you guys something really
cool. Come on.

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So I have to go get something for my car
outside.

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Why would you think we care about seeing
your big toe?

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Because it's really unusual.

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So is the rest of you.

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Wait.

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Where's Ray?

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I don't know.

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They're up to something.

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We better find him.

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you up to?

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Nothing. I'm just... Schwoz.

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Hey, Schwoz, you get my pumpkins?

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Ray! Help me!

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I belong!

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Uh, look, I gotta go make a little girl
mad.

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But I need a place to land!

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Where are you?

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Uh, I'm at Henry's house, and I gotta
go.

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Ray!

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What are you gonna do?

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I'm going to go win a bet so that you
and Charlotte have to eat pumpkin guts.

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Dude.

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Step aside, kid.

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Hello, everyone. It's me, Captain Man.

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Captain Man!

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Ah, jeez.

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Wow.

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Captain Man, what are you doing here
when there's nothing for you to do and

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probably should be leaving, maybe?

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Yeah, why'd you come here?

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Yeah.

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Well, you're the president of my fan
club, aren't you? The Man Fans?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Or maybe not.

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What?

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What do you mean?

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I'm sorry, but to be president of the
man fans, you have to be at least four

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foot ten inches tall.

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She is.

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Yeah, I am four foot ten.

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Sorry,

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I coughed.

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You know what? Actually, what I meant to
say was...

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You can't be president of the manned
bands if you're 4 '10", which apparently

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you are.

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So, sorry.

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What? That is so dumb.

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Hey, I don't make the rules.

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Well, who does?

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A person.

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This is insane!

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Piper, remember your bulb? Squeeze your
bulb, squeeze your bulb. No!

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This was probably back when you were
four foot nine, so... Uh, here, let me

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squeeze your bulb for you. No!

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Everyone get away from me and my bulb!

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Okay, I'm really mad,

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but I'm not going to lose my temper
because I've learned that if I do lose

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my temper,

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collar broke and fell off.

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Piper, come on now.

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There's no reason to lose your temper or
anything. It's all good.