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in the janitor's closet.

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Why do I have to come with you to...
Okay.

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Since now I'm in on Captain Man and Kid
Danger's secret, I was thinking when

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we're at school and we need to talk
about work, we should talk in code.

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Jasper, why should we... Listen.

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When I want to talk about Captain Man,
I'm going to say kapu manu.

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Isn't that an island in Hawaii?

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No.

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When I want to talk about Kid Danger,
I'll say, What is wrong with you?

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And when I want to say Man Cave, I'm
going to say, So,

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if I say, What does that mean?

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Wait!

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the teacher's lounge thanks

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mary raging red rhubarb or bodacious
blue bacon which will win the

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contest to become frittles official new
flavor to explain let's go live to the

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frittle factory hi oh oh keep going we
are giving out three

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samples of the two new flavors

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Next Tuesday, people can go online to
frittles .com and vote for the flavor

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think should win.

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Oh, man.

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This bodacious blue bacon is amazing.

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Yeah,

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but there is something awesome about the
raging red rhubarb. Uh, Char, which one

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are you going to vote for?

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Neither. I don't have time to vote for
some dumb corn chip. What? Charlotte!

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Yo.

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for your right to vote online i

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am

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definitely voting for the raging red
rhubarb ah all right you too nah nah i

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think i'm gonna go with the uh bodacious
blue bacon it's pretty good

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Jasper, this is... I don't want to talk
about it.

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Oh, come on.

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You're mad at me just because I want to
support a different flavor than you?

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I'm not mad at you.

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I'm disappointed.

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And a little mad.

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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an

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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.

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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

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Feels good.

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Hey, the only important topic here is
are we man fans going to vote for the

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region red rhubarb fiddle chips or the
bodacious blue bacon chips?

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You guys!

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You guys!

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We're the man fans, and that means we
should wait for Captain Man and Kid

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to pick red or blue, and then that...

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And then we discuss the merits of
wretched... You embarrass

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me.

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Hey, Schwoz.

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What's the scoop?

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I'm filling the snack machine with oats
for my sister.

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Oh, man, Winnie's still here?

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She's only been visiting for two days.

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I know, but she looks like a horse. That
freaks me out.

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Shh.

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She's right over there.

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Sleeping.

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Hey, dude, uh, if you really like those
blue frittles, you really gotta try

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these raging red rhubarb ones, because
they are really good.

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I think the blue chips are better.

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What?

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On Tuesday, you're voting for the red
chips.

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Okay, but no, I'm not.

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The red chips are better.

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What's it like to be so stupid?

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You shouldn't even be allowed to vote.

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Here's your unitard for your dog.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm surprising him tonight.

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And please accept this free tube of
frittles. And don't forget to go online

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vote red on Tuesday. I sure will. Thank
you.

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Dude,

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no, no, no. You can't be telling
customers to vote red.

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Why can't I tell customers to vote red?

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Because I'm Kid Danger and I want the
blue chips to win. Okay, let's go

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downstairs now.

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Oh, so you're more important than me
just because you're the superhero

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and I'm the guy who works behind the
counter?

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No.

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There's other reasons.

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wants the red chips to win. And he's
Captain Man, and he said I can tell

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customers to vote red.

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Oh.

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Did he?

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Mm -hmm. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
go talk to him. I'm gonna go talk to him

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right now, because that's finally
acceptable. You do that, or I enjoy the

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-natural taste of raging red rhubarb.

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Stuffed Schwoz into a bucket of oats?

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No, I don't recall seeing Schwoz today.

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Oh, hey,

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Schwoz. Where you been?

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You know...

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Good for me.

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Schwoz! My spoon is too small.

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What am I supposed to do about it?

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Go get your sister a bigger spoon.

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Ah, Schmitz.

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Why'd you stuff Schwoz in a bucket of
oats?

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Because I'm the boss around here.

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Talking about blue chips and how great
they are. They are great.

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Way better than those icky red chips.

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, come on, you guys. This is so dumb.

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Dumb? How could you say that?

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Because no matter which chip wins,
nothing's going to change.

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I mean, remember when they came out with
nacho cheese flavored chips and

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everyone thought they were going to
change the world?

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Well, they didn't.

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Then they gave us sour cream and onion.

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Nothing changed.

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Then Cool Ranch, then Salsa Bere.

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Every four years, it's another new,
exciting flavor.

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But look around, people.

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Nothing's changed.

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Yeah, you ponder that.

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Emergency. It's a video call.

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We're on screen. Wait, we're not in
uniform.

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Please state your emergency.

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Sure. I was climbing up that swell view
and there was an avalanche and I fell.

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There's a big boulder on my leg and I
can't move.

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More rocks are falling.

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Please help, Captain, man. Get danger.
Please help.

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All right, don't worry. We'll be there
in a... Wait.

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What did you just put in your mouth?

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Oh, it's a blue frittle chip.

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They're so good.

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Oh, so on Tuesday you're...

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Okay, well, then you can just save
yourself.

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So you're not going to help that guy
just because he's voting blue?

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Maybe.

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All right.

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Okay. Then I'm not going to help anybody
who's voting red.

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You guys can't start not helping people
because they support a different chip

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than you. Really? Because I'm pretty
sure it's what I just did, Charlotte.

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Swellview. And that means everybody.

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No matter what color chip they identify
with.

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But you should not be getting involved
in snack politics.

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That's possible.

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What'd you say? I don't know.

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Hey, Henry!

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What? What?

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Someone broke into the Frito factory and
stole a whole truckload of Frito chips.

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What color Fritos were stolen?

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Red.

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look for the truck. I'll go help the guy
off off the mountain.

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Right.

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Wait, where's my gumball tube?

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Oh, here. I made you a new one.

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And if

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you're

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just joining us, today the Frittle
Corporation is launching their new

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It's all a big promotional stunt to help
spread awareness for... The Big Vote,

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which will determine Friddle's newest
flavor.

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Either my favorite, Bodacious Blue
Bacon, or the other red flavor, which is

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disgusting.

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Oh, what's this? Oh, wow.

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We just received word that Captain Man
has returned a stolen truck full of

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Friddle to the Friddle factory.

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That's nice, Mary, but let's hear it
from someone who's a little less

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irritating. Evelyn?

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Thanks, Trent.

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I'm here live at... At the Friddle
Factory with Kid Danger.

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Tell us how you caught the criminal who
stole the Friddle truck.

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Uh, well, actually, Captain Man caught
the criminal who stole the Friddle

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But you helped.

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No, no, I was actually trying to save
another guy who fell off a mountain.

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Oh, sounds like you're the real hero.
Well, uh, excuse me.

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Hi. Hello.

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Yes, and you are?

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I'm Captain Man. You know that. Everyone
knows me, so... Oh, right.

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You're the guy who took me out on two
dates and never called me again.

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Do you want to know about how I
recovered the stolen Fertile truck?

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I do not.

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Back to you, Trent. Oh, I want the
people who swallowed me to know how...

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that the way it is? Fine.

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Captain Man, Captain Man, Kid Danger.

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Hey. Hello there. Hey, fellas.

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I'm Jack Fiddleman, chairman and CEO of
Fertile Snacks.

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I just wanted to thank you personally.

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For what?

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Is there a problem? Well, sort of. When
the truck was stolen, it was carrying

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400 cases of raging red rhubarb fiddle
chips.

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Yeah, so?

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It seems that two cases of the chips are
missing.

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Weird.

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I wonder what happened to them.

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Well, I guess you'll just have to ask
the missing chips.

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What does that mean?

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Well, the chips are missing. I can't ask
the chips. And even if he could, chips

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can't talk.

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Well, if chips could talk and they were
here, I'm sure they'd tell us.

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What's he saying? I don't know.

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Bottom line, you're welcome.

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Captain Man!

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Captain Man!

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He's dangerous.

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Uh, who are these children?

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Oh, that's just my scissors.

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Is anybody...

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Are you kids here to see the launch of
our new frittle blimp? No. Kids hate

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blimps.

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We gotta decide which frittle chip we're
gonna vote for on Tuesday.

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So, we need to know.

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Need to know what?

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Which chip Captain Man and Kid Danger
are voting for.

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We're gonna vote for whoever you guys
tell us to.

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Yeah. Well,

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if you really want to know, first land.

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You should not be...

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Sorry, kids, but Captain Man and I do
not get involved in snack politics, so

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you're just going to have to... Vote
red! What?

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Kids,

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you're like me. Captain Man says vote
for the Ranger Red rhubarb frittles. No,

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no, no. You're not supposed to vote
blue.

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Stop it. You stopped it. Vote red!

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Vote for the Ranger Red rhubarb frittles
or die. Why don't you just take a walk

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and chill out? Chill.

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C -H -I -L -L. Chill. Okay?

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Tell me what I can and cannot.

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Look, just because I shot you in the
face doesn't mean... Oh!

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Like that? Oh, okay.

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Oh, fellas, fellas.

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No, no, no, no. He's asking for it.
Don't you do it. He's asking for it.

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What? What's happening?

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Why is that light flashing?

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They jammed the system control!

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Now the corn compressors are building up
an extreme amount of pressure and...

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And they can't release the corn gas!

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Attention, this is Jack Middleman.

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Run!

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And the explosion was felt all
throughout Swellview and even in some

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cities, including Neighborville,
Bordertown, and Rivalton.

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But luckily, despite the magnitude of
the blast, everyone important survived.

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So the real victim here is our own city
of Swellview. Because not only has the

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Red vs. Blue contest been canceled, but
also CEO Jack Friddleman says it's going

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to take four years to rebuild the
factory.

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Four years? That's a friddle too long,
if you ask me.

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I wish you'd been in that factory, Mary.

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Dang it.

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Man, I love those blue frittle chips.

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I love them, too.

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I love the red ones.

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I love not caring.

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Well, Henry and Schwoz, Chuck's for you
guys.

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What are you all happy about?

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Oh, you know, raging red rhubarb
frittles.

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Well, that's too bad, because they all
blew up.

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Did they?

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Yeah.

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Just on the news.

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Was it?

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Yeah, we just watched it.

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Did we?

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Okay, will you quit doing that?

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Will I?

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Ray, what do you know?

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Well, I know that when you're a
superhero...

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And you recover a stolen truck with 400
cases of red frittles inside.

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It's never a bad idea to snag a couple
cases for yourself.

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But that's stealing.

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Is it? Yeah, it is.

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Yeah, all right.

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Wait, you're saying that there's two
cases of frittle chips here?

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Yep, about a half mile down there.

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Right in the man cave.

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Wait, wait. My sister Vinnie went down
to the man cave to have a snack and take

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a nap.