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Aku kelalen carane akeh kita ngguyu ing acara iki!

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Lancer!

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- Ora dheweke!
- Ora dheweke. sial!

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Ora dheweke, uga.

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Dheweke mesthi ora siji!

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Apa sampeyan maling,
utawa sampeyan nggoleki siji?

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Sidhu <i>ji,</i> yaiku,
salah sawijining pasien kita

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oncat ing tutuping wengi.
We are looking for wong.

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Apa sampeyan ndeleng dheweke ing endi wae?

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Aja dadi protèktif,

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- utawa pelindung bisa kesasar.
- Tengen.

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Lan aja tumindak kasar banget
Utawa pasien bisa lunga!

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wah!

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Apa dheweke maling utawa pasien?

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Dheweke bisa dadi maling, polisi,
ilmuwan, apa wae

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- Kabeh ing siji!
- yen dheweke lali ngombe pil!

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- Ngerti.
- Dina iki, dheweke dadi raja ing sawetara negara.

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Lan mulane

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kita macak dadi prajurit kanggo nyekel dheweke.

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Kita sejatine dokter!

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Let me introduce ourselves.
Iki Dr. Sharma,

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lan aku Dr Verma.

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- Dr. Sharma.
- Ya?

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Aku kita kudu nggunakake
taktik padha maneh

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kita digunakake pungkasan wektu kanggo nyekel wong.

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Bener banget, Dr. Verma.

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- Kanthi hormat,
- Kanthi hormat,

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- lan hormat,
- lan hormat,

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- kabeh munggah!
- kabeh munggah!

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- Dhuh Sang Prabu, wonten pundi kemawon,
- Dhuh Sang Prabu, wonten pundi kemawon,

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- mangga tampilake dhewe!
- mangga tampilake dhewe!

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Raja!

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KAPIL SHARMA AS
Sang Prabu

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- Sugeng rawuh Sang Prabu!
- Sugeng rawuh Sang Prabu!

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Kabeh salam Sang Prabu! ana apa?

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Sing lawas padha ...

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slogan membosankan,
"Salam Sang Prabu! Sagung Sang Prabu!"

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Ayo karo sawetara sing anyar,

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kaya, <i>"Maharaj ki fateh-ho!"</i>
Tambah "Nora" sadurunge <i>fateh.</i>

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<i>Maharaj ki Nora fateh-ho!</i>

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Ayo.

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Maharaj, paling ora marang kita kabeh,

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negara apa sampeyan raja.

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Aku nggawe negara anyar!

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- Negara anyar?
- Aku bakal jeneng iku rauh.

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Oke. Nanging apa sing kedadeyan
menyang negara lawas sampeyan, <i>Maharaj?</i>

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Negara lawas--
Sidhu <i>sahab,</i> apa sing dakkandhakake!

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- Apa?
- Gen Z wungu lan mbalela marang kita,

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lan nggulingaké dhampar kita.

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- Oh, ora!
- Ya!

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Aku turu,

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lan padha wiwit tamparan kula.

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Nanging banjur aku duwe ide,
Aku cepet-cepet mbungkus andhuk ing sirahku,

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- gabung lan njarah omahku dhewe.
- Tenan?

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- Ing sawijining wektu, ana wong sing curiga.
- Babagan apa?

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Sing aku iki salah siji saka kraton.

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Mula aku napuk ping pirang-pirang ipeku
ing ngarepe dheweke!

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Semono uga aku nylametake awake dhewe.

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Nanging kok ana dhampar
dibuwang, Maharaj?

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Panjaluk sing padha mboseni,

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"Berikan kami pekerjaan,
gawe dalan, gawe rumah sakit!"

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Ora bisa dipercaya! Ing negara kita,
mung sing thukul

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ana inflasi,
nanging padha wanted kanggo mudhun!

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Apik banget!

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Lan dhampar ora
mung dibalik.

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Padha uga overturned kita sofa.
Padha nyuwil TV kita!

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Aku ngerti dheweke njaluk kerja,

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nanging ana kang padha tamparan, kandha,

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"Taun iki panas banget!" Maksudku...

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Mulane aku nggawe
negara anyarku dhewe.

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- Oh, wow!
- Oke, apik tenan,

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nanging, <i>Maharaj,</i>
sepira gedhene negara anyar sampeyan?

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Iku bakal kira-kira ...

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165 meter persegi, negaraku.

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- Lan yen kita kalebu dalan setapak ...
- Oke.

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... nambah 20 meter maneh. wis, 185!

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- Wah!
- Ya.

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Kok nggawe
negara cilik kuwi, Maharaj?

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Dina iki, cilik wis mlebu, prajurit lawas!

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- Prajurit lawas!
- Lan katon.

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Sidhu <i>sahab,</i> kita nganggo celana jero sing luwih dawa.

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- Bener!
- Ya.

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- Banjur padha dadi sampeyan cendhak.
- Ya.

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Lan padha dadi <i>Prancis!</i>

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bener?

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Banjur 50-over kriket cocog
dadi 20-over cocog!

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- Ya.
- Ya!

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Sadurunge, acara kita duwe 200 episode.
Saiki kita mung duwe 13!

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Mulane negaraku bakal cilik.

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Dadi yen mungsuh tau nyoba
kanggo nyerang iku,

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Aku bisa ndeleng wong teka saka jedhing!

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- Wah! wah!
- Negara cilik minangka negara sing efisien.

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Kula badhe matur, <i>Maharaj,</i>

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Ide sampeyan pancen apik tenan. Nanging kandha marang aku,

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pira wargane
bakal negara cilik sampeyan duwe?

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- Wates banget. Mung 100 warga.
- Oke.

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Negaraku mung bakal duwe 100 warga,

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lan kabeh mau bakal dadi kagungane
marang beda agama.

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- Apa?
- Kok beda agama, <i>Maharaj?</i>

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Amarga yen kabeh mau dadi siji,
padha bisa geng munggah lan thrash raja!

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Mulane kabeh bakal duwe
beda agama,

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mulane padha saling padu
lan raja aman!

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- Apik!
- Lan siji bab liyane.

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Ora bakal ana komedian stand-up
ing negara kita.

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Apa sampeyan ngomong babagan, Maharaj?

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Maksudku, kok
stand-up comedians dadi masalah?

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Inggih, kanthi jeneng sindiran,
padha nggawe guyon ing kita

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lan njaluk adoh karo ngandika "Jokes loro!"

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Apik banget!

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Dadi tulung aturake wong-wong mau
sing kepengin dadi warga negaraku.

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- Nanging pisanan, nggawe pengumuman ...
- Apa?

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sing duweni karajan,
limang warga pisanan teka

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bakal njaluk cukur rambut lan cukur rambut gratis!

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- Oh!
- Wah!

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- Warga, tampilake awakmu!
- Warga, tampilake awakmu!

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Salam marang Sang Prabu!

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<i>Maharaj, kita wis ngenteni ing njaba
kanggo rong jam. Sikil kita lara tenan.

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- Cepet nindakake wawancara, mangga.
- Ayo mrene.

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Sampeyan ngadeg ing baris kabeh wengi
kanggo tuku telpon Apple paling anyar.

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Iki kasempatan kanggo menang kewarganegaraan
in such an amazing country,

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- lan sikilmu lara ...
- Dadi-- Ngapunten!

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Aku bakal tugel sikilmu!

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Nyuwun pangapunten, <i>Maharaj,</i>

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kita pengin kewarganegaraan
negaramu.

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Nanging bisa ngomong kita
fasilitas apa sampeyan bakal nyedhiyani kita karo?

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Kita duwe akeh fasilitas.

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Ing negara kita,
tax mung sepuluh persen.

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wah! Dadi, 90 persen kita?

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Ya, sangang puluh persen kita.

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Sepuluh persen sampeyan!

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<i>Maharaj,</i> sampeyan ngeksploitasi warga sampeyan!

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Kepiye eksploitasi?
Apa sampeyan wis tau mbukak negara?

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- Ora.
- Apa sampeyan wis tuku negara?

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- Sidhu <i>sahab!</i>
- Ya?

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Aku tuku lemah iki
kanggo 30.000 rupee saben kothak meter.

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tenan?

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Ya, iku adoh saka dalan gedhe.

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Cedhak dalan gedhe, regane
nganti 2.500.000 saben kothak meter.

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- Dadi sampeyan mbalekake dhuwit saka kita?
- Ora babar pisan.

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Aku nyewa wong wadon kanggo ngumpulake pajak.

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Kenapa wong wadon?

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Pemerintah ngatur kanggo njaluk
mung sepuluh persen saka wong.

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Wanita gampang entuk 100 persen
metu saka bojone!

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- Lan pemerintah ...
- Ya?

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- ... mung bisa mbalekake dhuwit putih.
- Ya.

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Mung bojo sing bisa entuk
dhuwit ireng bojone metu!

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- Ya!
- Ya.

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Apik banget!

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Nanging, <i>Maharaj,</i>

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apa sepuluh persen malah saged?

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Inflasi wis tambah akeh.

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Carane kita bakal saged
pendidikan anak kita?

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Aja kuwatir babagan pendidikan.

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Iku bakal gratis.

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Wah, <i>Maharaj!</i>
Sampeyan nawakake pendidikan gratis?

156
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Ora, sampeyan salah paham.
Kaya "bebas gula" lan "bebas alkohol,"

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negara kita bakal bebas pendidikan.

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ana--

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- Ora bakal ana konsep pendidikan.
- Apik banget!

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Nanging, Maharaj, kanthi cara iki,
kabeh wong bakal buta huruf.

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buta huruf?

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Apa sampeyan ngerti carane migunani
dadi buta huruf?

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Roti wong sing buta huruf bisa urip nganti pirang-pirang taun.

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- Apa?
<i>- Maharaj, piye carane?

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Dheweke ora ngerti
carane maca tanggal kadaluwarsa.

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Padha bisa duwe kanggo Nanging dawa.

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Kita wis nggawe sawetara amandemen
menyang tanggalan kita.

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- Kaya?
- Ing negara kita,

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sasi mung bakal duwe 15 dina.

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Nanging sasi ana 30 dina, Maharaj.

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Teka kene, semangka! Ayo!

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- Semangka!
- Pira dina?

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T-- Telung puluh!

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- Telung puluh dina.
- Ya.

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Sampeyan wong miskin,
gaji sampeyan mung 11 dina.

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Sampeyan duwe pitik
dina sampeyan entuk gaji,

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lan ing dina kaping sewelas,
kowe bali mangan dal kuning.

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Lan sampeyan pengin sasi karo 30 dina?

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- Nuwun sewu!
- Apik banget!

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Maharaj, sampeyan ora duwe akal.

181
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Apa kita malah duwe hukum ing kene?

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Delengen, ora ana hukum sing ditulis dhewe,

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nanging aku duwe gagasan ing sirahku.

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Banjur carane sampeyan bakal ngleksanakake?

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ngleksanakake? Lha, delengen,

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taun pisanan, kita bakal mbukak negara
tanpa hukum lan ketertiban.

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Yen bisa, bisa.

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- Kita bakal terus kaya.
- Wah!

189
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Dadi ing negara sampeyan, bakal ana
dadi pendidikan utawa korupsi?

190
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Sing nomer loro apik.

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Nanging, <i>Maharaj,</i> isih,
hukum kudu ditulis mudhun.

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Dheweke wis duwe akeh panjaluk!

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Ayo ditulis mudhun.
Ing endi konstitusi sing kita tulis?

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- Ya, kene sampeyan lunga.
- Terus.

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Kita bakal nulis
saben dina. Sampeyan ndeleng,

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- Aku ora bisa ngelingi kabeh bebarengan.
- Amandemen.

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Miturut kabutuhan.

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- Kita bakal nggawe hukum sing angel ...
- Mesthi.

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- Apik banget.
- Ya.

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...lan omelet empuk tenan.

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- Omelet?
- Enteni, terus iki.

202
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<i>- Maharaj, </i> kandhani aku.
- Saka endi omelet?

203
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Apa bakal gendéra negara anyar kang
katon kaya?

204
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,800
Hey! Ora ana gendera! Kita ora bakal duwe gendera.

205
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- Apa?
- Gendéra nyebabake akeh banget gelut.

206
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We duwe flagstaff, minus flag!

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00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,840
Mung tiang sing isih ana.

208
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,680
Lan yen ana wong sing wani takon marang kita,

209
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,480
- kita bakal njupuk tiang ...
- Lan kenek mburi?

210
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,280
Ana wong wadon ing kene,
dadi aku ora bakal ngeja,

211
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,680
nanging aku bakal mudhun!

212
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,920
Aku bakal ngalahake dheweke kanthi keras ...

213
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,400
Sampeyan bakal nguripake mburine abang!

214
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,440
- Hey, tulisen iki ing konstitusi.
- Tulis iku mudhun.

215
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,822
- Sing-- Aku mung entuk ide.
- Apa?

216
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,657
Apa wae sing disenengi raja
bakal hukum.

217
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,007
- Tulis iku mudhun.
- Rampung.

218
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,080
Nanging kuwi mung mupangati raja.

219
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,760
Apa sing kita entuk saka iki, <i>Maharaj?</i>

220
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,800
- Sampeyan pengin keuntungan?
- Ya.

221
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,800
Kabeh entuk manfaat.

222
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,680
Saben uwong bakal entuk siji kesempatan
dadi raja ing negara iki.

223
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,640
- Wah!
- Ya!

224
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,840
Apik tenan!

225
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,680
Kapan aku entuk kesempatan, <i>Maharaj?</i>

226
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,760
Nalika negara mungsuh nyerang kita!

227
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,520
Ayo, anakku, munggah ing gantungan,
lan Gusti Allah bakal nindakake liyane!

228
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,920
Nalika negara mungsuh nyerang,

229
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,120
ratuné ndangu, "Sapa ratumu?"

230
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,400
njupuk jeneng sampeyan.

231
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,400
Lan yen padha takon bab Aku,

232
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,907
kandha yen aku iki mbakyumu
saka desa.

233
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,840
<i>- Maharaj, kita bakal mati kaya iki.
- Delengen,

234
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,960
- sinau carane perang perang.
- Ya.

235
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,560
Ora ana sing bakal kelakon kanggo sampeyan.

236
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,757
- Pisanan, ayo mriksa tujuan sampeyan.
- Ya.

237
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,960
- Oke?
- Ya, aku kejiret!

238
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,280
Aturan pisanan, aja nyekel panah ing udara.

239
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,920
Saiki...

240
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,440
Saiki, ayo priksa tujuan sampeyan.

241
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,840
Tembak iwak ing mripat.

242
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,320
Nanging ngendi iwak, <i>Maharaj?</i>

243
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,600
- Iwak?
- Ya.

244
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,800
- Endi iwak?
- Ana iwak?

245
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,360
Panjenenganipun. Dheweke iwak.

246
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:49,200
<i>Maharaj, kenapa aku iwak?

247
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,320
- Oke, tulisen iki.
- Mesthi, ngomong.

248
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,287
Tulisen...

249
00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:56,160
sapa sing nganggo wungu bakal dianggep
iwak ing negara iki.

250
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,640
Oh, wong!

251
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,880
Sapa wae bisa mangan dheweke minangka cemilan,
iku ora bakal dadi dosa.

252
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000
Ngomong babagan jajanan,
nulis iki uga.

253
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,480
Yen ana ing negaraku sing kejiret ngombe

254
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,560
dhewe tanpa aku,

255
00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:16,240
padha bakal digantung ing panggonan!

256
00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:23,520
<i>Maharaj, kok gantung wong
liwat soko cilik?

257
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,160
Sing cilik?
Oke, sampeyan dadi raja wiwit saiki.

258
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,720
opo? Maharaj, sampeyan wis rampung
kuwi gedhe kanggo kula!

259
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,760
Apa saiki dadi gedhe? Gantung dheweke banjur.

260
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,280
Siji menit, Maharaj. Cukup menit.

261
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,560
Nggantung wong tanpa sebab,
iku pancen salah.

262
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,920
- Apa salah?
- Ya.

263
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,520
- Ana alesanku!
- Apa?

264
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,240
Tulis iki, wahing iku fatal.

265
00:12:46,427 --> 00:12:48,520
- Sapa wae sing nyenyet ing kerajaanku ...
- Ya?

266
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,760
bakal langsung digantung. Tulisen.

267
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,097
Sampeyan njerit!

268
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,720
Maharaj, ayo, sampeyan bakal digantung saiki.

269
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,320
Enteni, nulis iki. Sembarang aturan raja
nggawe cepet-cepet bakal disabetake.

270
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,320
- Maharaj, iku ngapusi! Ngapusi!
- Tengen.

271
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,320
terus.

272
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,400
- Chameleons ora ngganti sing cepet!
- Tulisen...

273
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,800
yen ana sing sambat, "Maharaj, iku
ngapusi!", dheweke bakal digantung kaping pindho!

274
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,920
Apa!

275
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,040
- Ayo mlayu!
- Ayo padha lunga!

276
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,680
- Mlayu kanggo urip!
- Lagi mlaku!

277
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,240
- Prajurit!
- Ya?

278
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:18,920
- Njaluk wong.
- Entuk!

279
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,520
- Entuk!
- Wis!

280
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,120
- We entuk sampeyan!
- meneng!

281
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,600
- Ngakak!
- Ora kula, nyekel wong.

282
00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:28,760
Maharaj, sampeyan mung lungguh
hukum lan nulis konstitusi.

283
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,622
- Iku wektu kanggo sijine prangko ing.
- Tengen.

284
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,600
Apa prangko sampeyan ngomong babagan?

285
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,520
- Kene.
- Aku ora pengin sing.

286
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,640
Sing siji, ya.

287
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,840
Aku ora pengin perangko iki.

288
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,920
Rungokno.

289
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,600
Ora! Ora! Ora, ora!

290
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,200
- Hey!
- Ora! Ora!

291
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,920
Apa sing sampeyan tindakake?

292
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,440
- Mangga ngadeg munggah.
- Mangga ngrungokake kula metu.

293
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,667
- Wangsulana pitakone rajamu.
- Terus.

294
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:58,520
- Yen "go" dadi "mlayu"?
- "Go" dadi "mlayu".

295
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,567
Yen "go" dadi "mlayu",
banjur apa kedaden kanggo "go saiki"?

296
00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,320
- Iku dadi "mlaku saiki"!
- Oke!

297
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,720
Hey! Entuk dheweke!

298
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,640
Ayo!

299
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,080
matur nuwun. matur nuwun.

300
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,240
- Kapil!
- Kapil!

301
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,320
Sugeng rawuh
kanggo <i>The Great Indian Kapil Show,</i>

302
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,760
Mangsa Papat!

303
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,320
- Kapil!
- Kapil!

304
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,720
matur nuwun. matur nuwun.

305
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,160
matur nuwun. matur nuwun. Mangga lenggah.

306
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,720
- Matur nuwun.
- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!

307
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,120
Archana <i>ji</i> lan Sidhu <i>paaji...</i>

308
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,447
- Ya.
- ... mangsa papat wis diwiwiti.

309
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,960
Mangsa kaping papat ing kene.

310
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,000
Bakal dadi seneng kaping papat ...

311
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,000
- Ya.
- ... kaping papat nyenengake,

312
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,680
lan ping papat edan.

313
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,120
Lan kanthi cara,

314
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,160
kabeh sing ana ing sekitarku akhir-akhir iki
wis tikel papat.

315
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,400
- Tenan?
- Ya!

316
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,560
Bubar, ing film, aku duwe papat bojo.

317
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,237
Ya wis.

318
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:30,480
Lan tamu pisanan kita
miwiti musim papat iki

319
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,720
misuwur ing kabeh papat arah
saka donya.

320
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,440
- Ya!
- Sugeng rawuh...

321
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,600
lintang global sing desi ing ati,

322
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,200
siji lan mung, Priyanka Chopra Jonas!

323
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,240
Terus tepuk tangan teka!

324
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,517
Padusan kembang mung kanggo sampeyan.

325
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,200
PC!

326
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,680
Ayo padha krungu kanggo dheweke banter!

327
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,440
PC! PC! PC! PC! PC!

328
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,880
Matur nuwun kanggo katresnan lan semangat.

329
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,880
Mula aja ngganggu kita
kanggo jam sabanjuré.

330
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,400
Priyanka, sambutan hangat.

331
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,160
Matur nuwun sanget. Sing ana sambutan.

332
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,920
Rasane kaya mulih.

333
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,960
Mesthi, iku sampeyan sawise kabeh.

334
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,520
We dhawuh bab papat
lan kembang setengah kilo.

335
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,400
Kapil, padha munggah tenan
anggaran acara sampeyan.

336
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,040
Amarga sampeyan ana ing kene!

337
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,720
Anggaran kasebut dudu kanggo Kapil.

338
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,600
Iku kanggo malaekat sing mudhun
saka kraton Indra!

339
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,840
Sidhu <i>paaji</i> bener.

340
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,680
Rasane Priyanka teka
kaya putri wis teka.

341
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,720
Lan dheweke iku siji, sing ngatur
liwat yuta ati.

342
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,400
Dheweke wis nggawe dalan menyang akeh ati,

343
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,280
sing malah bapak loro
kadang lali yen wis rabi.

344
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,600
Ya, mesthi!

345
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,520
Sampeyan tansah lali sing.

346
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,702
Lan kadhangkala kedadeyan kasebut.

347
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,280
Ora apa-apa, Kapil.

348
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,400
Iki sebabe dheweke kepengin
kanggo siraman kembang.

349
00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:20,000
Sumpah...

350
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,720
nalika ndeleng PC,
sampeyan ngerti Gusti Allah nitahake jagad iki.

351
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,840
Banjur ana sawetara wong ing bunderanku

352
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,120
sing nggawe sampeyan mikir
sing sawetara tuwane nggawe kesalahan.

353
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,652
Saiki yen sampeyan ndeleng,

354
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,800
kita pisanan weruh PC ing TV
nalika dheweke dilantik dadi Miss World.

355
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,307
Iku 25 taun kepungkur, <i>paaji!</i>

356
00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:44,880
Nanging sampeyan bakal menang judhul malah dina iki.

357
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,040
- Oh.
- Bener.

358
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,400
matur nuwun.

359
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,800
Sidhu <i>paaji</i> ora katon
isine geguritan ing njero. Ayo metu!

360
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,960
Kaendahan ana ing antarane kita saiki
ing wujud Priyanka ...

361
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,157
- Kula, oh, kula.
- Wah!

362
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,840
Kaendahan ana ing antarane kita saiki
ing wujud Priyanka,

363
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,800
lan kita wis glethakaken metu ati kita
kanggo welcome dheweke kene.

364
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,920
Apik banget kaendahane,
kanggo nyegah kejutan jantung,

365
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,720
kita wis diselehake dhokter ing akeh
kanggo safety ing nyamar.

366
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,040
- Apik banget, wow! Apik tenan!
- Keplok!

367
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:23,720
"Kita wis nyelehake dokter ing wong akeh
kanggo safety in disguise!"

368
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,800
Lan aku mung nampa sms saka dhokter.

369
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,120
Ayo, wong!

370
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,080
Dokter ngandika
jenenge Navjot Kaur Sidhu!

371
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,200
Dheweke kandha, "Bojoku pancen
nyoba sabar."

372
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,600
"Dheweke nindakake pertunjukan karo Archana,
lan liyane karo Malaika."

373
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,000
"Dheweke teka ing kene kanggo Priyanka nanging ngandhani
aku dheweke ana ing pertandingan kriket!"

374
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,520
Sampeyan wis rampung dina iki!

375
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,440
Sampeyan wis cukup ngganggu aku dina iki!

376
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,440
Priyanka, amarga sampeyan ana ing kene,
kabeh wong katon seneng banget.

377
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,880
Nanging aku rada ragu-ragu.

378
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:08,362
- Kenapa?
- Inggih, kula ragu-ragu

379
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,200
- amarga ...
- Ya?

380
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,022
We are loro nikah.

381
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,600
Miturut cara, kita nikah taun sing padha.

382
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,880
- Tenan?
- Kanggo wong sing beda-beda, dadi ...

383
00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:21,680
Aku ragu-ragu

384
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,320
amarga kita ana ing Netflix,
lan nduweni subtitle.

385
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,677
Dadi aku wedi yen Nick bakal maca.

386
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,137
opo?

387
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,222
Mulane aku rada kuwatir.
Kabeh liyane apik.

388
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,280
Ora, ora masalah. Nick ngerti

389
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,880
yen kabeh wong pacaran karo aku,
nanging dheweke sing aku mulih.

390
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,760
Apa aku bisa menehi pitutur marang kowe?

391
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,560
Kapan Priyanka teka ing India,

392
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,720
dheweke tansah teka ing acara kanggo ketemu kita.

393
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,200
Apa aku ngarani iki kebetulan utawa katresnan?

394
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,440
Maksudku...

395
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,720
- Delengen...
- Menehi inch, lan padha njupuk mil.

396
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,880
Wis pirang-pirang taun dheweke ngomong ngono.

397
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,520
Pitung taun wiwit sampeyan nikah,
lan iku bab sing padha!

398
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,320
Ngganti cara sampeyan flirt.

399
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,160
Kaget kula sethitik.

400
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,400
Sampeyan bisa nikah karo sapa wae sing dikarepake,
nanging ati tetep tresna sampeyan!

401
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,080
- Aku nganggo wangi paling apik, regane 750 rupee.
- Aku rasukan tiyang istri.

402
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,280
- Oh!
- Aku nganggo klambi paling apik.

403
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,760
- Ya.
- Apa maneh aku - aku ora ngerti.

404
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,240
Sampeyan bisa wis freshened munggah.

405
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,977
Mungkin spritz liyane saka wangi.

406
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,640
Dadi ... aku wis bisa mambu wangi.

407
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,400
Biyen aku nganggo Cobra,
150 rupiyah.

408
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,880
Apa sing sampeyan gunakake saiki?

409
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,027
Dina iki, aku nganggo Creed.

410
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:30,750
- Kredo?
- Kredo!

411
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,482
Dheweke wis dadi mewah saiki.

412
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,337
- Dhuh Gusti, Creed!
- Ya, iya.

413
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,440
Aku uga kerja keras sawise ndeleng sampeyan
lan tingkat fitness sampeyan.

414
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,600
Sing tak pikir.
Wis suwe ora omah-omah.

415
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,960
Pitung taun, dadi kaya ...

416
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,672
- Ya.
- ... sampeyan wis nikah kanggo sawetara wektu.

417
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,622
Kok tiba-tiba dadi pas?

418
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,800
Bener, aku nggawe film
karo papat pahlawan.

419
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,840
Dadi, aku ilang ... patang kilo saben bojo.

420
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,400
- Dadi matematika ... 16 kilo.
- Aku ilang 16 kilo.

421
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,840
Aku wis ngeweruhi owah-owahan liyane.

422
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,720
- Dheweke cukup lancar ing basa Inggris.
- Dheweke nyoba kanggo ngematake sampeyan.

423
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,960
Saiki aku wis kepenak banget,
aku lan inggris--

424
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,280
Carane nyaman sampeyan?

425
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,560
We nggawe rukun karo saben liyane.

426
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,880
Kaya wong lanang
lan hubungane bojo.

427
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,880
- Terus.
- Saben dina, kita duwe masalah cilik--

428
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,280
Wong desi ora bakal bisa nganggo basa Inggris.

429
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,240
Panjenenganipun dallying karo Inggris!

430
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,960
Dheweke mung cemburu.
Sampeyan bisa ngomong karo aku ing basa Inggris saiki.

431
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,560
Yeah, yeah.

432
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,377
- Oke! Aku duwe pitakonan.
- Ya.

433
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,480
Kepiye carane sampeyan ...

434
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,640
delineate pasukan dhasar
mbentuk watak mental sampeyan saiki?

435
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,200
- Aku iki!
- Bouncer!

436
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,440
Bouncer!

437
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,400
Inggris iki durung teka ing India.

438
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,560
Oke.

439
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,920
Lah, wektu iki, aku teka kabeh
saka LA, langsung menyang studio sampeyan.

440
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,040
- Carane manis sampeyan!
- Lan aku arep bali bengi.

441
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,680
- Mung kanggo ketemu sampeyan.
- Ayo padha nedha bengi. Acarane--

442
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,200
Napa kita ing acara? Ayo.

443
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,680
Apa ana restoran anyar
kita kudu mriksa metu?

444
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,560
Aku wis mbukak kafe saiki!

445
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,600
Priyanka ngirim crita
sanalika dheweke ndharat kene.

446
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,760
Aku entuk akeh pesen sing ujar,

447
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,440
"Kita pengin dadi ing acara."

448
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,760
Wong saka Mumbai bisa nggawe,

449
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,840
nanging iki saka wong
ing Karnal, Panipat lan liya-liyane!

450
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,840
Aku ora mriksa wong-wong mau.
Aku siap-siap kanggo pertunjukan.

451
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920
Nanging aku bakal lunga lan nanggapi sawise iki.

452
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,397
Nuduhake kita kirim. bener.

453
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,000
- Aku kaya, "Kapil, siap."
- Sampeyan luwih siap.

454
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,847
Kita ketemu sawise suwe.
Apa sampeyan nulis?

455
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,612
aku--

456
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,840
Wong iki ora bakal owah!

457
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,640
Apa jenis wong sing owah?
Apa jenis cinta -

458
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,920
Menehi kula telpon.

459
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,120
- Telponku?
- Ya.

460
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,040
- Kanggo apa?
- Apa nomer bojomu?

461
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,960
- Kepiye carane dheweke disimpen ing kene?
- Ayo kula.

462
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,480
- Ginni iku A--
-Jenenge--

463
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,320
- A...
- Kepiye carane sampeyan bisa ngeja Ginni nganggo huruf A?

464
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,640
A-S...

465
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,480
- A-S-apa?
- A-S-L-Aku...

466
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,120
<i>- "Asliwali?"</i>
- Nyata...

467
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,800
Maksudku...

468
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,800
- Iku mung guyon.
- Telpon dheweke.

469
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,000
Untunge aku kenal Ginni.
Hi, Gini. Priyanka here.

470
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,480
- Piye kabare?
<i>- Kapil-- Apa? Priyanka?</i>

471
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,880
- Hai, piye kabare?
<i>- Apa Priyanka Chopra?</i>

472
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,920
Ya. Sorry, aku ora nyebut jeneng mburi.

473
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,232
Ya, Priyanka Chopra.

474
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,072
<i>Halo, Priyanka. Kowe nang endi?</i>

475
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,407
Aku ing acara Kapil--

476
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,902
- Apa dheweke ora ngandhani yen aku teka?
<i>- Ora...</i>

477
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,800
<i>Dheweke ngomong yen dheweke njupuk karo Anup Jalota.</i>

478
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,560
Dheweke wis mbaleni baris sing padha
kanggo taun saiki.

479
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,880
Mangga olahraga wong kanggo flirt ing cara anyar.

480
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,782
- Bener?
<i>- Aku kelalen nglatih dheweke. Saiki apa?</i>

481
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,760
- Sapa maneh?
<i>- Matur nuwun Gusti. Aku seneng</i>

482
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,000
& Lt; i & gt; sing dheweke mentel karo sampeyan

483
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,280
Amarga dheweke mung wiwit mentel
karo sapa wae.</i>

484
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,640
<i>Maksudku...</i>

485
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,080
"Flirt karo sapa!"

486
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,057
Bojomu ngomong
Aku wis ngunggahake standar sampeyan.

487
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,040
<i>Persis, persis.</i>

488
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,560
Mundhakaken standar sampeyan.
Wis weruh bojomu?

489
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,040
Dheweke pancen ayu.

490
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,520
- Nilai dheweke.
<i>- Matur nuwun, Priyanka.</i>

491
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,680
Bojone wong liya tansah ayu.

492
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,360
<i>Priyanka, piye kabare Malti?</i>

493
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,640
Malti apik. Piye kabare bocah-bocah?

494
00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:24,107
Anakmu saiki wis enem.

495
00:25:24,427 --> 00:25:26,287
- Ya, aku ana ing pesta ulang tahun Anayra
- Anayra.

496
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,200
Duh Gusti! Mangga nyuwun dheweke kanggo kula.

497
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,880
Aku nyawang fotone Anayra.
Dheweke wis akeh banget.

498
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,440
Aku rumangsa kaya dheweke lair sadurunge mripatku.
Kowe lak nikah.

499
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,880
- Bener?
<i>- Ya.</i>

500
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,360
- Eling?
- Aku nikah pas sampeyan nindakake.

501
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,040
Aku wis ilang kabeh pangarep-arep.

502
00:25:44,267 --> 00:25:46,200
Ginni, jaga bocah-bocah.

503
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,000
Mesti sibuk ngurusi bocah-bocah.

504
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,880
-Mengko--
- Aku bakal mbungkus enggal lan ngirim wong bali.

505
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,872
<i>Ayo mulih, Kapil. Aku bakal ngomong karo sampeyan.</i>

506
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,080
- Sampeyan wis rampung saiki!
- Aku pengin ndeleng

507
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,040
- carane kowe mulih dina iki.
- Delengen.

508
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,320
Apa sing diomongake Ginni?

509
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,200
- Apa?
- "Ora apa-apa yen dheweke pacaran karo sampeyan."

510
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,000
Priyanka minangka favorit saben wong.

511
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,680
- Priyanka, kowe ngerti?
- Ya?

512
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,520
Uripku minangka buku sing mbukak,

513
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,202
lan tim kita ngrembug
Priyanka wingi,

514
00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,880
lan kita nggunakake AI-- Ora ana
nalika sampeyan kene pungkasan wektu.

515
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,120
- Ya. Apa sampeyan bisa mbayangno?
- Ayo kula nuduhake sampeyan

516
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,400
apa AI ngandika bab sampeyan.

517
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,007
- Duh Gusti!
- Halo, AI.

518
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,840
Menehi informasi rinci
babagan Priyanka Chopra ing basa Hindi.

519
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,000
<i>Priyanka Chopra Jonas
iku sawijining</i> sing kondhang ing internasional

520
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,840
<i>Aktris, penyanyi, lan produser India,</i>

521
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,560
<i>sing wis dadi salah siji sing paling misuwur
tokoh global saka generasi dheweke.</i>

522
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,280
- Wah!
<i>- Pemenang kontes Miss World 2000,</i>

523
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,520
& Lt; i & gt; lan dheweke dadi aktris kanthi penghasilan paling dhuwur
ing India.</i>

524
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,960
<i>Ing antarane akeh penghargaan liyane,
dheweke wis diajeni</i>

525
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,960
<i>karo rong Penghargaan Film Nasional
lan limang Penghargaan Filmfare.</i>

526
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,720
Matur nuwun, mbak.

527
00:26:51,187 --> 00:26:53,720
AI pancen apik tenan.

528
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,837
Informasi sing sampurna.

529
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,877
Aku bisa takon dheweke soko?

530
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:02,080
AI, monggo ngomong babagan Kapil,
nanging tetep ringkes.

531
00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:05,800
<i>Kapil Sharma minangka pelawak stand-up
lan aktor film</i>

532
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,160
<i>sing ngaku wis nikah
mung ing Andheri Kulon.</i>

533
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,240
Ing papan liya, dheweke tetep pacaran karo wong wadon

534
00:27:13,152 --> 00:27:16,612
<i>Dheweke sadurunge nyoba
kanggo nggodha akeh aktris film,</i>

535
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,707
<i>nanging ora tau kasil.</i>

536
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,372
<i>- Dheweke uga duwe anak loro...</i>
- Cukup.

537
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,440
<i>...nanging dheweke percaya
yen bocah-bocah isih enom</i>

538
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,360
<i>lan ora bakal ngerti.</i>

539
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,400
meneng wae, wis cukup.

540
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,280
-Iki wis--
- Udan ing parade sampeyan.

541
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,642
AI ora bakal ana ing sawijining dina.

542
00:27:37,472 --> 00:27:38,600
Iku omong kosong.

543
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,520
Ayo, Priyanka. Mangga lenggah.

544
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,240
Tepuk tangan kanggo Priyanka.

545
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,800
Dina iki ... bakal nyenengake!

546
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,880
- Mangga.
- Ayo dadi nindakaken.

547
00:27:50,372 --> 00:27:53,080
- Aku nggawe kopi iki kanggo sampeyan.
- Matur nuwun, Kapil.

548
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,440
Jetlagku mung nyepak.

549
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,800
Kepiye carane sampeyan ngerti?

550
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,760
Aku uga bisa menehi pijet sikil.

551
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,040
- Apa kita kudu lunga?
- Sampeyan terus-terusan dina iki.

552
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,600
Oh, ora! Mangga mangkat.

553
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,440
Saiki, Priyanka dadi bintang global,

554
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,887
nanging amarga sampeyan Priyanka Chopra,

555
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,080
apa ana sing ora bisa ditindakake?

556
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:22,600
Bener, aku duwe akeh perkara
kaya ing umur rong puluhan,

557
00:28:23,122 --> 00:28:27,520
sampeyan ngerti, gatel sampeyan entuk
kanggo nindakake soko mischievous.

558
00:28:27,797 --> 00:28:29,747
Aku bisa uga ora bisa nglakoni maneh.

559
00:28:30,397 --> 00:28:33,360
- Apa jenis ala?
- Sing aku wedi ngomong.

560
00:28:35,717 --> 00:28:37,920
Bab-bab cilik, kaya, sampeyan ngerti ...

561
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,160
Prank utawa ...

562
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,480
slipping piring aku seneng
menyang tas nalika nedha bengi.

563
00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:46,120
Kuwi maksudku.

564
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,040
Sampeyan nggawe aku ngomong
ing platform internasional kaya Netflix.

565
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,320
Sampeyan pancen rahayu, Archana <i>ji.</i>
Dheweke isih nindakake.

566
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,680
- Iku kabeh bali menyang kula.
- Nalika dheweke menehi kula teh ing omahe,

567
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,080
kabeh cangkir saka Netflix.

568
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,920
Sidhu <i>paaji,</i> sampeyan lelungan
kabeh saka Amritsar, utawa Patiala.

569
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,440
Archana <i>ji</i> asale saka pulo Madh.

570
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,320
Aku lelungan saka Andheri menyang Goregaon,
lan iku cukup kesel.

571
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,067
Sampeyan mabur saka LA menyang Mumbai, Mumbai
menyang London lan saka London bali menyang LA.

572
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,040
Selain pesonaku,

573
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,760
apa sing liyane
sing nggawe sampeyan motivasi?

574
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,042
Sampeyan lelungan akeh.

575
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,600
Nalika aku ndeleng imbangan bank

576
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,520
lan ndeleng nul mundhak,
iku tansah kula motivasi.

577
00:29:33,427 --> 00:29:35,122
Nanging, sampeyan ngerti,

578
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,120
sing penting awake dhewe dorong.

579
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,120
Yen wong ora berkembang,
apalagi artis -_-

580
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,760
- Tengen.
- Ora kaya sampeyan,

581
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,927
sing wis dadi tuan rumah acara sing padha, nanging ...

582
00:29:49,027 --> 00:29:50,782
Wiwit acara iki diwiwiti ing Netflix,

583
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,480
iku-- regane akeh banget.

584
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,280
Wong India sing manggon ing luar negeri,

585
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,880
padha nonton acara sampeyan,

586
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,320
padha njaluk pengalaman kita
lan gegayutan karo pamirsa.

587
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,800
Iku jenis mudik
kanggo wong-wong mau uga.

588
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,480
- Malah aku nonton acara sampeyan.
- Serius?

589
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160
Aku. Aku nonton nalika aku ana.

590
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,800
Nalika aku kangen omah,
<i>The Great Indian Kapil Show</i> iku sandi go-to!

591
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,320
Manis, Priyanka! Apik tenan!

592
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,120
Aku pengin ngerti soko.

593
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,840
- Ya?
- Nuwun sewu, iki pitakonan banget pribadi.

594
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,640
Nanging ing ngendi sampeyan lan Nick ketemu
pisanan?

595
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,972
Apa dheweke ngirim pesen
liwat merpati?

596
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,360
Ora merpati, nanging manuk Twitter!

597
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,920
Apa sampeyan ketemu ing Twitter?

598
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,720
Dheweke langsung pesen ing Twitter, wong lanang!

599
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,600
Nah, sampeyan uga wis DM aku ana.

600
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,787
Aku ora kejawab ... salah.

601
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,120
Twitter pancen wis digawe
lan rusak akeh urip.

602
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,400
Bener!

603
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,680
- Malah aku ing Twitter.
- Ya.

604
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,720
Aku digugat, dheweke diculik!

605
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,880
Nanging sampeyan wis kenal karo lagu-lagu Nick
sadurunge kedadeyan Twitter iki?

606
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,880
Aku ngerti lagu-lagune

607
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,960
nanging ora pati ngerti karo musike.

608
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,920
Nanging banjur aku nonton video musik

609
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,832
endi klambine mung sobek.

610
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,837
Aku: "Inggih, guess
kita arep kencan saiki."

611
00:31:09,262 --> 00:31:10,320
Dadi sampeyan ndeleng Nick kabeh?

612
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,240
Ya, kabeh paket!

613
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,080
Sampeyan kudu ngerti iki.

614
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,720
Ing Hollywood, sawise dheweke nikah,

615
00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:19,977
supaya adoh, dheweke biasane nindakake peran tumindak

616
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,372
- lan diputer detektif.
- Tengen.

617
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,297
Dadi iki kebetulan
utawa sawise nikah -

618
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:27,627
Aku wis dadi detektif!

619
00:31:29,607 --> 00:31:31,160
- Ora, serius.
- Ora, ora.

620
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,640
Iku ketepakan. Maksudku,

621
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,320
kaya sing dikandhakake,
Aku katon apik karo bedhil ing tangan.

622
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,120
Dadi aku terus njaluk cast
karo bedhil ing tanganku.

623
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,240
Kaya sing sampeyan ngerti,
ora ana sing ditindakake Priyanka sing cilik.

624
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,592
Kabeh sing ditindakake luwih gedhe tinimbang urip.

625
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,320
Saiki dheweke lagi nggawe film karo Rajamouli Pak.

626
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,440
Lan sampeyan ngerti film-film dheweke.

627
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,467
Kabeh film anggaran gedhe!

628
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,400
Nanging sawise Priyanka melu iki,
kita krungu budget film kang

629
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,480
mundhak dadi 1300 crores.

630
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,560
ya wis.

631
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,520
Dadi, kabeh 1,300 crore digunakake
kanggo nggawe film,

632
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,480
utawa sampeyan nyedhiyakake proyek
marang wong ing Varanasi uga?

633
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,120
Maksudku, anggaran mundhak
sawise sampeyan melu produksi.

634
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,560
Apa bener? Awit sampeyan ana ing kene,
Aku wanted kanggo konfirmasi sing.

635
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,240
Apa sampeyan tegese setengah saka iku
mlebu rekening bankku?

636
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,960
Delengen, iku cukup ketok.

637
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,160
Dadi, sampeyan nyoba
kanggo ora langsung pin ing kula.

638
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,400
Film apa iku?

639
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,160
Maksudku, plot apa persis?

640
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,880
- Tebak!
- Rajamouli sir tau dicethakaké

641
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,240
kok Kattappa matèni Baahubali
sadurunge sekuel metu.

642
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,840
Sampeyan mikir dheweke bakal ngandhani plot?

643
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,542
Sapa sing wani ngganggu kita?

644
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,120
Kabeh salam Largemata! Kabeh salam Largemata!

645
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,422
Salam kabeh--

646
00:33:13,637 --> 00:33:16,920
Kabeh salam Largemata! Kabeh salam Largemata!

647
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,400
Gedhemata--

648
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,160
Gedhemata--

649
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,360
Gedhe-- Gedhe-- Gedhe! Gedhe! Gedhe!

650
00:33:28,877 --> 00:33:31,120
Apa sampeyan bakal terus ngluhurake dheweke?

651
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,720
Maksudku, sing Mulia!

652
00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:38,800
- Kanca-kanca, sawise enem taun suwene ...
- Ya.

653
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,880
... dheweke wis bali
dhateng kasultanan Kapil.

654
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,212
Ya ampun!

655
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,360
Kepinteran aktinge dirembug

656
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,480
ngluwihi Gupta, Sharma
lan Dubey Empires,

657
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,680
tekan malah Pétrus, Yohanes
lan wilayah Simon!

658
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,052
Bapak-bapak sekalian,

659
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,760
sugeng rawuh...

660
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,480
Priyanka Chopra Jonas!

661
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,240
matur nuwun.

662
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,840
- Apa sing kedadeyan?
- Ana apa, Rajmata?

663
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,537
Kita nggawe akeh panyuwunan!

664
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,560
Aku ndedonga supaya dina sampeyan bali,

665
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,080
Aku bakal menehi soko anget
marang wong mlarat ing mangsa adhem.

666
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,920
- Sing dipikir apik.
- Cukup tutul.

667
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,702
- Mangga tutul wae.
- Ya.

668
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,127
Mung siji kemul?

669
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,597
Ora.

670
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:30,360
- Lan iku ambruk!
- Menehi adoh.

671
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,440
Iki-- Hey! Hello!

672
00:34:34,012 --> 00:34:35,680
Sampeyan menehi kemul kanggo wong miskin.
Apa sampeyan menehi wong?

673
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,840
opo iku?

674
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,007
Kerjane padha.

675
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,640
- Piye?
- Sampeyan isih bisa kadhemen ing kemul.

676
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,640
Nanging yen iki mlebu sampeyan ...

677
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,480
- Apik!
- Sawise iki mlebu,

678
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,440
yen sampeyan nggawe wong lanang
turu ing papan es,

679
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,840
es bakal ilang,
nanging wong iku ora bakal flinch!

680
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,777
Lali kabeh iki, Largemata.

681
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,477
Tulung dakkandhakake yen aku kudu

682
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,560
alamat sampeyan minangka Priyanka Chopra utawa

683
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,800
PC.

684
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,522
Sembarang jeneng sing pengin sampeyan nelpon kula

685
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,277
- Aku bakal seneng nampa.
- Apa aku bisa menehi pitutur marang kowe?

686
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Kowe ayu
nalika sampeyan diarani Priyanka,

687
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,280
lan padha nggumunke
nalika sampeyan diarani PC.

688
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,292
matur nuwun.

689
00:35:19,372 --> 00:35:20,787
- Wangun singkat ...
- Ya?

690
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,320
- ora saben wong ngombe teh.
- Oh!

691
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,120
- Ya, persis apa aku ngandika iku.
- Rungokna aku.

692
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,552
Navjot Singh Sidhu is such nice name.

693
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,720
Wangun cekake kaya ing ngisor iki...

694
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,947
NSS.

695
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,080
Rawuh minangka formulir ujian pemerintah
sing kudu diisi!

696
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,840
Jeneng sing umum lan ora umum kanthi jeneng Archana Puran Singh.

697
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,702
Saiki APS...

698
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,920
katon kaya perusahaan ban!

699
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,800
"Ban APS."

700
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,800
"Kanthi Kapil ing saben perjalanan!"

701
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,920
- Inggih, PC <i>ji,</i>
- Ya?

702
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,302
sampeyan bakal seneng ngerti kanca kita

703
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,320
Rajagoli <i>ji</i> wis ngirim hadiah.

704
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,600
- Oh, apa iku?
- Apa iku?

705
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,592
Kalung sing larang regane!

706
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800
Delengen!

707
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,552
- Iki brokoli!
- Ora,

708
00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:13,640
sing ora penting.

709
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,567
Sing penting ijo.

710
00:36:16,087 --> 00:36:17,892
- Oke?
- Rajagoli <i>ji</i> bakal nggunakake VFX

711
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,960
kanggo nggawe kalung sing larang regane.

712
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,240
Sampeyan ngerti, Rajagoli <i>ji</i> tresna banget karo VFX

713
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,080
yen wis kesel, dheweke ora kendel.

714
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,600
Dheweke VFX!

715
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,480
Malah Largemata
kanggo sing prakara ora lilin.

716
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,960
Dheweke VFX!

717
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,360
<i>Rajmata</i>mu ngintip.

718
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,760
Nawazuddin Siddiqui
njero sampeyan bocor metu!

719
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,600
Miturut cara, aku duwe sawetara hadiah
kanggo Desi Girl kita ayu.

720
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,280
- Ayo. Mangga.
- Oh, iya. Nggawa metu.

721
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,920
- Aku panginten brokoli iku!
- Ya.

722
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,600
- PC <i>ji,</i> wiwit sampeyan pindhah menyang Amerika...
- Ya.

723
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,640
apa sing paling kangen
sawise menyang Amerika?

724
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,840
Tanah, udara lan banyu negara siji!

725
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,800
Apa sampeyan wisuh tangan nganggo banyu kasebut?

726
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,880
Oh, ora. Iku banyu <i>panipuri</i>.

727
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,400
Bener!

728
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,760
Ora preduli bocah-bocah wadon menyang ngendi,
sanajan padha menyang rembulan,

729
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,920
iku banyu <i>panipuri</i> sing paling di kangeni.

730
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,200
sarujuk. Pancen bener.

731
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,920
Nanging hawa negara
sing digawa kanggo aku,

732
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,440
cangkeme iku saka sapa?

733
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,720
Kuwi rahasia.

734
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,040
Pitakonan apik!

735
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,840
- Apa aku bisa ngomong apa, Priyanka <i>ji?</i>
- Mesthi.

736
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,907
Kaya kowe, aku biyen karo cah desi.

737
00:37:45,692 --> 00:37:47,360
tenan? Banjur apa sing diganti?

738
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,880
Dheweke isih prawan desi
liwat lan liwat.

739
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,520
Dheweke siram
nyekeli buntut kebo.

740
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,520
Kapan aku tau nyekel buntutmu
nalika adus?

741
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,400
- Sampeyan kene kanggo apa?
- Wektu liwat!

742
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,057
- Aku bosen karo Bollywood saiki.
- Aku weruh.

743
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,880
- Aku arep menyang Hollywood.
- Oh.

744
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,320
Nganggo sari, ngatur lan ngatur--
Aku bosen.

745
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,680
- Oh.
- Aku uga pengin nganggo bikini

746
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,160
ing <i>Baywatch</i> lan mlayu sawise wong manca.

747
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,280
Kudu rampung!

748
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,920
Aku pengin Roman Rock.

749
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,240
- Mesthi.
- Dheweke romance Rock?

750
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,880
Percayalah, yen wig kasebut mati,
dheweke dhewe katon kaya John Cena!

751
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,040
Mekaten. Iki sebabe aku pengin
pindhah menyang Hollywood,

752
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,840
kok aku pengin bisa karo Rock

753
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,720
lan apa aku pengin bisa karo Vin Diesel!

754
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,160
Aku ora bisa mubeng
karo wong diesel-powered iki kabeh uripku!

755
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,512
- Largemata, sampeyan lali ...
- Apa?

756
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,212
Aku ngerti yen aku
persis jinis Priyanka <i>ji</i>.

757
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,760
- Piye?
- Ngaku, sampeyan seneng wong gundul.

758
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,400
Kancha Cheena saka <i>Agneepath.</i>

759
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,600
- The Rock, <i>Baywatch.</i>
- Bener! Bener.

760
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,840
Yen sampeyan ndeleng kanthi cetha, saka ndhuwur,

761
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,360
- Aku katon kaya Rock.
- Ya, sampeyan.

762
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,360
Priyanka <i>ji,</i> bisa uga katon
kaya watu saka ndhuwur

763
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,840
nanging saka gulu mudhun,
dheweke blok kabeh!

764
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,400
Sawetara dina kepungkur,
dheweke ngadeg ing dalan

765
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,560
- lan nyebabake macet ana.
- Piye?

766
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,120
Ana sing nyurung rambu lalu lintas
ing puser!

767
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,400
Sampeyan wis krungu
saka wong nglenga pusar?

768
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,280
Sampeyan bisa njupuk ember lenga saka dheweke!

769
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,297
Duh Gusti!

770
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,000
Sampeyan kudu nggawa aku menyang Hollywood.

771
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,800
Apa ngono? Apa sing arep ditindakake ing kana?

772
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,600
Aku bisa nindakake akeh.
Bisa demo King Kong kanggo saiki urip?

773
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,640
Ya mangga.

774
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,662
- Siap?
- Ya, siap.

775
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,280
Priyanka <i>ji!</i>

776
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,360
- Wah!
- Aku bakal pindhah menyang Hollywood mengko.

777
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,877
Aku kudu nyelehake dheweke menyang kebon binatang dhisik.

778
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,760
Ayo budal.

779
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,960
Ayo!

780
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,480
Bye, Kattappa!

781
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:28,190
Aku kelalen carane akeh kita ngguyu ing acara iki!

782
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,000
Priyanka, penonton India kita
wis dadi pinter

783
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,400
malah wiwit kita duwe media sosial.

784
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,320
- Tenan?
- Aku bakal nuduhake sampeyan bukti.

785
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,480
Kita duwe sawetara kiriman sampeyan.

786
00:40:38,017 --> 00:40:40,080
- Ngenteni komentar lucu.
- Duh Gusti!

787
00:40:41,117 --> 00:40:46,480
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING

788
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,520
Kene kita duwe
gambar pisanan Priyanka

789
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,440
dijupuk ing Orlando, Florida.

790
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,720
- "Wigati tema kene ... iku ssssssubtle."
- Alus.

791
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,040
- Aku entuk.
- Priyanka, apa iki anaconda nyata?

792
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,560
ya wis. Ula iku sejatine
diarani boa constrictor.

793
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,400
- Oh!
- Iku constricts sampeyan.

794
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,280
- Iku constricts sampeyan! Meres sampeyan.
- Squeezes sampeyan.

795
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,480
Sapa wae sing seneng nyepelekake sampeyan,
Maksudku...

796
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,240
Ayo padha mriksa komentar.

797
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,960
- "Wah! Priyanka Cobra"
- Kobra!

798
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,062
siji liyane.

799
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,360
"Foto iki ngelingake bojoku."

800
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,120
"Dheweke uga nempel karo aku kaya ngono."

801
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,720
Ayo ndeleng liyane.

802
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,920
"Nick mikir,

803
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,840
'Dheweke duwe ula ing gulu.
Apa sing bakal kelakon karo aku?'"

804
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,240
- siji liyane.
- Nick dadi bingung.

805
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,640
Dheweke ora bakal nyedhaki aku.

806
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,840
Aku ngomong, "Cedhak sethithik.
Paling-paling aku njaluk gambar."

807
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,080
Ayo ndeleng sawetara liyane.

808
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,760
“Kanca-kanca ngarani aku ula.
Sampeyan uga bisa ngrangkul aku."

809
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,560
- Sing muni kaya sampeyan, Kapil.
- Sampeyan wis nulis, Kapil!

810
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,040
Sing mesthi sampeyan.

811
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,440
- Kabeh telu kita ngomong iku.
- Kepiye sampeyan ngerti?

812
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,520
Siji liyane, mangga.

813
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,600
Priyanka ing New York--
Oh, deleng mburi dheweke.

814
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,480
So many Priyankas in the mirrors.

815
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,640
Aku njupuk ing washroom.
Apa wong bisa menehi komentar babagan iki?

816
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,667
- Oh, sampeyan ora ngerti.
- Padha ora nyisakke sapa. Aja kuwatir.

817
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,600
"Priyanka kelas apa...
Dheweke nganggo dasi sanajan ing kamar mandi."

818
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,480
Apik tenan. Ayo ndeleng liyane.

819
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,240
"Namaku Ravi Chopra,
lan jeneng ibuku Priyanka Chopra."

820
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,760
“Sesuk, aku wis
rapat orang tua-guru."

821
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,160
"Ibuku niliki Mbah."

822
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,800
"Iku bakal mbantu aku akeh
yen sampeyan bisa ngganti dheweke."

823
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,000
Dadi ana sing mangsuli komentar kasebut,

824
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,000
“Jujur wae, kowe kuwi tenanan
opo bapakmu nganggo akunmu?"

825
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,960
Tampilake kita liyane.

826
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,462
Gambar sing apik banget!

827
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,600
- "Sugeng Karwa Chauth lan ya aku filmy."
- Oh, Karwa Chauth!

828
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,840
"Hindhustan sejati sing promosi
adat lan tradhisi India."

829
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,960
Apik banget!

830
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,280
Ayo ndeleng liyane.

831
00:42:52,907 --> 00:42:54,120
"Kupinge Nick abang."

832
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,892
"Dheweke mesthi kejiret duwe samosa
sadurunge padha buka puasa."

833
00:42:59,527 --> 00:43:02,240
- Ayo ndeleng liyane.
- Iku komentar sing apik banget!

834
00:43:03,107 --> 00:43:05,240
"Iki Nick nganyari asuransi jiwa."

835
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,440
Sing apik tenan!

836
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,280
sing paling apik!

837
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,160
Iki sing paling apik! Nomer siji!

838
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,527
Wong-wong iku jenius! tenan!

839
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,600
Sing ageng-- Gambar sing apik banget.

840
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,600
"Aku dilantik dadi Miss World
ing arena iki 24 taun kepungkur ... "

841
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,400
Iku cukup dawa. Aku bakal menehi sampeyan inti?

842
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,040
ya wis. Dadi babagan apa?

843
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,760
Nick tampil ing O2 Arena,

844
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,440
lan aku ora ngelingi iki,
nanging ana sing ngelingake aku

845
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,920
sing 24 taun kepungkur,

846
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,360
Aku dilantik dadi Miss World
ing arene padha.

847
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,400
- Wah!
- Dadi ...

848
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,752
Ayo padha ndeleng komentar.

849
00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:44,000
"Miturut riset, ciuman semangat

850
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,720
bisa ngobong ngendi wae saka limang
nganti rong puluh enem kalori saben menit,

851
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,280
angger karo bojomu."

852
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,400
"Yen ora, sampeyan bisa ilang luwih akeh."

853
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,120
“Pakdhe malah kelangan sirahe”.

854
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,162
Ayo ndeleng liyane.

855
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,800
"Nick Jonas njupuk bonus."

856
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,280
- Sing apik.
- Liyane, mangga.

857
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,480
"Paling ora sampeyan ngambung dheweke."

858
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,080
"Bojoku nyedhaki aku
mung kanggo nyumet cangkeme

859
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,480
kanggo ndeleng apa aku ngombe."

860
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,200
Malti katon lucu banget!

861
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,400
Dheweke ndhelikake pasuryane.

862
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,640
Ya, dheweke kaya, "Ora ..."

863
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Priyanka, sampeyan seneng tuwuh ing India.

864
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,600
Saiki Malti tuwuh ing AS.

865
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,320
Apa ana apa-apa ing India

866
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,600
sing Malti bakal kantun
amarga dheweke ora tuwuh ing kene?

867
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,280
Dheweke kerep lelungan menyang India.
Dheweke ngancani aku menyang Hyderabad.

868
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,520
Dheweke wis ngunjungi Mumbai lan Delhi.

869
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,312
Dheweke wis lelungan ing saindenging India.
Dheweke malah ngunjungi Ayodhya karo aku.

870
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,760
Aku wis nyoba kanggo familiarize dheweke
karo budaya lan tradhisi kita

871
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,560
- sabisane.
- Dadi ayu.

872
00:44:49,647 --> 00:44:52,240
Kapan dheweke sijine
sepasang <i>ghagra-choli,</i>

873
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,640
dheweke nyebut dhéwé minangka putri India.

874
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:57,160
Dheweke seneng nganggo <i>ghagras</i> lan <i>bindis.</i>

875
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,160
Aku uga njaluk dheweke bangles kabeh wektu.

876
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,040
Mesthi, putri saka ratu
bakal nganggep awake putri.

877
00:45:02,695 --> 00:45:03,612
matur nuwun.

878
00:45:04,647 --> 00:45:07,280
Kita uga duwe sawetara pitakonan sing nyenengake
saka penggemar sampeyan.

879
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,247
Ya ampun!

880
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,080
Padha ngomong sampeyan duwe Nick sugih munggah
ing sandhangan India asring.

881
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,040
Kita wis ndeleng gambar kasebut ing internet.

882
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,520
Apa sampeyan wis tau nggawe dheweke nyoba acar India?

883
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,160
Iki mbukak kabeh chakra pitu kita!
Wakes sampeyan!

884
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,240
Pickles ngrangsang rasa.

885
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,600
Aku duwe, lan dheweke pancene seneng banget.

886
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,360
Dheweke seneng karo panganan India

887
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,400
amarga kita duwe
kabeh jinis pickles India ing ngarep.

888
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,440
Nanging mbayangno nggawe wong Amerika ...

889
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,480
- nyoba Hajmola.
- Oh!

890
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,280
Dheweke duwe Hajmola?

891
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,092
Serius?

892
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,120
Sampeyan ora kudu ngomong apa-apa. We entuk.

893
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,440
Aku wis kebak laci
karo <i>aam papad,</i> Hajmola,

894
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,920
lan akeh cemilan tangy ing ngarep.

895
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,440
Nick terus takon apa sing ana ing laci iki.

896
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,360
Aku ngomong marang dheweke, "Luwih becik sampeyan tetep adoh."

897
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,962
"Iki bisa uga ngluwihi sampeyan."

898
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,960
Nanging dheweke tansah kepengin ngerti kabeh.

899
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,587
Mula aku menehi Hajmola.

900
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,320
Iku mbukak wong munggah!

901
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Dheweke kaya,
"Kok iki mambu kentut?"

902
00:46:19,857 --> 00:46:20,717
opo?!

903
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,160
Yen sampeyan kudu menehi Nick
a Punjabi julukan--

904
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,640
Sampeyan ngerti, akeh sederek,
bibi, paman lan jinis,

905
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,242
bisa uga angel
kanggo ngomong jeneng lengkap, Nick Jonas.

906
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,280
Dadi apa jeneng Punjabi sampeyan bakal menehi dheweke?

907
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,360
Bulik, lik, kabeh padha lunga,
"Nickwa, Nicki,

908
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,567
-Niku!"
- Nicko!

909
00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:43,387
- Dheweke wis nglakoni?
- Ya.

910
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,480
Salah sijine...

911
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,720
Sawijining dina, dheweke nyebut dheweke "Nicker!"

912
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,280
Sapa kuwi?

913
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,360
Niker?!

914
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,840
Nick miskin, apa sing kudu dipikirake?

915
00:47:00,207 --> 00:47:03,960
Iki wong ing kulawargaku
sing perlu watesan ing ombenan.

916
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,040
"Nicker, mrene!"

917
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:13,560
Apa sampeyan bareng karo Nick
babagan rempah-rempah India kita--

918
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,640
Contone,
ngombe banyu adas nyuda kembung.

919
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,320
Apa sampeyan wis nyoba obat kasebut karo dheweke?

920
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,560
Ora khusus sing,

921
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,760
nanging decoction kita duwe
kapan lara kene,

922
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,560
kita tansah nggawe bali ngarep.

923
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,892
Dadi Nick duwe decoction lan banyu panas
ora preduli ing ngendi dheweke.

924
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,737
- Dheweke ngerti banget.
- Apik.

925
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,360
Sampeyan ora mung liwat
budaya kanggo bocah-bocah,

926
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,280
nanging sampeyan uga wis nguripake bojomu
dadi setengah India.

927
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,920
Ya, ibu maratuwaku ngongkon aku
<i>sargi</i> kanggo Karwa Chauth.

928
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,287
<i>- Sargi?</i>
- Ya.

929
00:47:39,612 --> 00:47:43,837
Lan nalika nerangake Nick
kenapa lan kepiye carane Karwa Chauth dirayakake,

930
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,360
- dheweke mesthi seneng banget.
- Seneng banget! Iku favorit.

931
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,280
"Wah, sampeyan pasa kanggo kesejahteraanku."

932
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,200
Iku liburan favorit dheweke.

933
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,200
Saiki kita wis--

934
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,400
Saiki, kita wis nggoleki rembulan
ing panggonan sing paling aneh.

935
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,240
Sepisan, dheweke ana ing stadion nang endi wae.

936
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,640
Ana acara.
Sampeyan ora bisa ndeleng rembulan.

937
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,800
Mendhung lan arep udan.

938
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,880
Dheweke tampil kira-kira sewidak
nganti pitung puluh ewu wong.

939
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,720
Jam sewelas luwih, nanging ora bisa ndeleng.

940
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,052
- Oh.
- Iki ana bab cantik romantis.

941
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,960
Dheweke mabur aku ing ndhuwur mega ing pesawat

942
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,880
- lan ana ...
- Ya ampun! Apik tenan!

943
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,360
Lan ing kana aku buka puasa.

944
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,800
- Apik, bener?
- Ing mega?

945
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,920
Ing mega!

946
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,040
Dadi apa sing sampeyan tindakake ing ndhuwur?

947
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,960
Aku uga duwe sawetara permen!

948
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,840
- Kapil...
- Ya?

949
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,840
... sampeyan takon kakehan pitakonan
lan ngomong akeh.

950
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,720
Aku ngerti, iku mung alam,
iku acaramu, tapi...

951
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,840
Aku wis kenal karo kowe nganti suwe.
Aku bisa takon sawetara pitakonan?

952
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,040
- Apa ora?
- Apa ora? Apa sampeyan siap?

953
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,240
- Ya.
- Aku bakal dadi tuan rumah.

954
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,760
Netflix, iki audisiku.

955
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,760
- Muga-muga aku nindakake pakaryan sing apik.
- Duh Gusti!

956
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,480
Sampeyan mung ngomong tembung.

957
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,280
- Sampeyan ora perlu audisi!
- Apik banget!

958
00:49:02,862 --> 00:49:05,960
Sampeyan aktor, sampeyan wis nggawe film.
Yen sampeyan tau kerja ing Hollywood,

959
00:49:06,307 --> 00:49:09,877
luwih seneng aksi utawa romansa?

960
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,462
- Aku arep kanggo romance dhisik.
- Oke.

961
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,160
Banjur tumindak. Amarga yen aku lunga
kanggo tumindak dhisik, aku bakal kesel.

962
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:24,480
Soko sampeyan bakal ngomong kanggo kula
nalika kamera mati

963
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,800
nanging ora ing acara.

964
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,000
Inggih, ana apa-apa, nanging ...

965
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,800
Aku ora bisa ngomong ing kamera ...

966
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,840
- Ya ampun.
- ... utawa nalika kamera mati.

967
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,840
nggih. Mangga zoom in
ing pasuryan Kapil. Zoom alon.

968
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,640
- Ngomong!
- Kok isin banget?

969
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,242
- Aja isin.
- Bener.

970
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,080
- Ora, maksudku--
- Ora?

971
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,720
Aku bakal ngandhani sampeyan sawise pertunjukan.

972
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,240
- Dheweke ora bakal.
- Ayo dadi flip sing banjur.

973
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,240
Marang kula soko sampeyan bisa ngomong
ing acara nanging ora saka kamera.

974
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,320
Yen tamu njupuk wektu iki kanggo njawab,

975
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,880
- acara bakal entek wektu.
- Dheweke kepepet.

976
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,600
- Ora, maksudku--
- Dheweke kepepet.

977
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,440
Aku-- Inggih, kula tresna sampeyan.

978
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,162
- Aku bisa ngomong sing ing kamera lan mati.
- Dear kula!

979
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,880
Pitakonan Priyanka njebak sampeyan!

980
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,520
- Oke, pitakonan liyane.
- Ya.

981
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,640
- Ayo ngomong sampeyan tangi esuk ...
- Oke.

982
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,882
minangka Priyanka Chopra.

983
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,040
Aja nganti pikiranmu kesasar...

984
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,080
- ... nalika sampeyan mangsuli iki.
- Aku tangi

985
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,872
- minangka Priyanka Chopra?
- Ya.

986
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:38,160
Aku bakal nelpon Kapil Sharma bab pisanan.

987
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,480
- Apa sampeyan bakal ngomong?
- Kanggo ngomong,

988
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,400
"Ora apa-apa,
kowe kuwi tresnaku sing sejati."

989
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,800
Iku sing ora bisa dakkandhakake sadurunge.

990
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,480
Aku bisa ngakoni
wiwit aku tangi minangka Priyanka Chopra.

991
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,120
- Sampeyan wis kepinginan!
- Aku entuk metu salah siji cara utawa liyane.

992
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,680
Aku wedi banget apa sing bakal ditakoni sabanjure.

993
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,440
Sampeyan wis kepinginan!

994
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,320
Priyanka, penggemar sampeyan pengin ngobrol karo sampeyan.

995
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,160
Sampeyan bisa takon dheweke pitakonan
utawa nggawe panjalukan.

996
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,000
Nggih pak? Oh, padha cocog.

997
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,642
- Wah, rasukan sing terkoordinasi!
- Wah!

998
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,280
Nggih pak.

999
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,760
- Halo, Pak Kapil.
- Halo, Pak.

1000
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,120
- Halo, mbak Priyanka.
- Namaste.

1001
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,400
- Halo, kabeh.
- Halo.

1002
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,360
Jenengku Ravi Chothwani.

1003
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,600
- Aku teka saka Ulhasnagar.
- Sugeng rawuh ing acara kasebut.

1004
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,800
Ing acara sampeyan, sampeyan mesthi duwe anyar lan--

1005
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,040
- utawa heroines ayu.
- Ya.

1006
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,560
Lan Sidhu <i>paaji</i> tansah
wis couplets siap kanggo wong-wong mau.

1007
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,840
- Ya.
- Dadi, kepinginan sing tulus,

1008
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,920
kepinginanku, sing Sidhu <i>paaji</i>
lan mbak Priyanka

1009
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,200
njoged bebarengan.

1010
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,960
Kita uga pengin ndeleng!

1011
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,240
Iki kanggo sing paling apik!

1012
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,767
Kita uga pengin ndeleng iki.

1013
00:51:48,682 --> 00:51:49,767
Iki googly.

1014
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,207
Sidhu <i>paaji,</i> tulung munggah.

1015
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,080
Priyanka, Sidhu <i>paaji</i> ora tau nari--
Dheweke tansah isin banget.

1016
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,680
Dadi, salah sawijining penari paling apik ing donya dipasangkan

1017
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,760
karo sing paling awon!

1018
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,560
- Resep kanggo bilai tenan!
- Puter lagu langsung.

1019
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,840
Keplok!

1020
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,440
Sampeyan mateni, <i>paaji!</i>

1021
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,347
Kredit menyang Priyanka.

1022
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,560
<i>Paaji</i> isin banget. Dheweke terus ndeleng mudhun.

1023
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,040
Dheweke ndeleng mudhun.

1024
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,760
Nanging, Pak, sampeyan ngapusi. Sampeyan bisa nari.

1025
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,000
- Ora!
- Aku weruh penari sing metu saka sampeyan.

1026
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,280
Menehi munggah! Sugeng rawuh, sugeng rawuh!

1027
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,480
Aku, Diamond Raja,
gabung karo Archana <i>ji</i> lan Sidhu <i>sahab,</i>

1028
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,120
pemilik band Chak Chak Dhoom
saka Jamnapaar.

1029
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,322
Band orkestra nomer siji
ing Jamnapaar, kanca-kanca!

1030
00:53:32,927 --> 00:53:35,200
- Aku, Diamond Raja, sugeng rawuh kabeh.
- Inggih ngandika!

1031
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,400
Ora saka kali Hollywood
utawa gunung...

1032
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,520
becik.

1033
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,360
Ora saka kali Hollywood
utawa gununge...

1034
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,560
Tresna lan tresnomu ndadekke aku neng kene
kabeh cara saka Jamnapaar!

1035
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,600
wah!

1036
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,272
Sawetara bisa mikir iki inspirasi
saka tandha Hollywood. Ora.

1037
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,280
Ora, ora. Iki salinan langsung, kanca-kanca.

1038
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,520
Wewangian apa iki
dikemas kanthi pesona murni?

1039
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,087
Iki wangi--

1040
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,120
- Saka kene?
- Oh, Priyanka Chopra!

1041
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,360
- Halo!
- Piye kabare?

1042
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,560
Ayo mrene.

1043
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Dadi begja...

1044
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,800
punika lipstik adorning lambe.

1045
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,040
Dear kula!

1046
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,480
Dadi begja iku cat kuku
ing kuku.

1047
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,400
Ya ampun!

1048
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,680
Dadi begja iku lettuce--

1049
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,760
- Piece sethitik macet ing untu.
- Duh Gusti!

1050
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,600
Omong kosong! Delengen dheweke!
Ora ana lettuce ing untune.

1051
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,760
- Aku ora bisa ndeleng dheweke.
- Kenapa?

1052
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,120
Sampeyan sing ora bisa kita deleng.

1053
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,400
Aku ora bisa ndeleng dheweke, Sidhu <i>ji.</i>
Aku bisa kelangan kontrol.

1054
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,760
- Oh, wow!
- Sampeyan bakal nggoleki.

1055
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,640
Wong ing 192 negara nonton dheweke.
Sampeyan uga bisa.

1056
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,760
Aku ora bisa ngatasi.
Kapil, ayo. Aja meksa aku.

1057
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,577
Delengen wae.

1058
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,152
- Cukup katon ing dheweke. Ora masalah gedhe.
- Terus.

1059
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,160
Apa sing kedadeyan?

1060
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,920
Pak, sampeyan ora apa-apa?

1061
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,040
Takon dheweke takon aku.

1062
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,052
Takon dheweke, ya, takon aku.

1063
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,002
Apa sing kedadeyan?

1064
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,720
Sing bakal matèni wong!

1065
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,120
Dheweke ora bisa tangi.

1066
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,867
- Apa sampeyan ora apa-apa?
- Oh, ora!

1067
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,080
Pak?

1068
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,480
Muga-muga sampeyan wis mati?

1069
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,480
Maksudku, sampeyan ora apa-apa?

1070
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,040
Sampeyan pengin salep -

1071
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,480
Apa sing nyebabake lagu iki?
Apa ana tombol ing kene?

1072
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,760
- Piye kabare?
- Dheweke nggoleki tombol.

1073
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,600
Inggih, aku mesthi seneng.

1074
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,927
- Aku ora bisa ndeleng mripatmu.
- Oke.

1075
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,080
Mripat sampeyan bisa menehi sapa wae sing dhuwur.

1076
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,232
Aku wis tau krungu.

1077
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,007
Nanging aku arep ngomong apa-apa.

1078
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,447
- Priyanka <i>ji,</i> ing urip ...
- Ya?

1079
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,207
... akeh laptop teka lan lunga,

1080
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:26,640
Laptop?

1081
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,562
nanging...

1082
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,080
ora ana sing bisa nyekel lilin kanggo PC.

1083
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,760
- Sampeyan bener.
- Diamond Raja <i>sahab.</i>

1084
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,760
Sampeyan nggawe garis pickup rong bit,

1085
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,082
nanging sampeyan ngerti dheweke wis nikah?

1086
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,947
Ora ana sing ngandhani aku.

1087
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,080
Dadi, iki Diamond Raja.

1088
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,560
Pamilik
saka band orkestra Chak Chak Dhoom.

1089
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,960
- Hubungi kula kanggo pesta.
- Aku bakal. Matur nuwun sanget.

1090
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,427
- Mangga lenggah.
- Mesthi.

1091
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,960
- Nggawe dhewe ing omah.
- Apa ora!

1092
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,800
- Dadi sampeyan wis nikah?
- Ya.

1093
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,242
- Pitung taun kepungkur.
- Oke.

1094
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,817
- Sapa jenenge bojomu?
- Nick Jonas.

1095
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,960
jeneng lengkape sopo? Iku jeneng celukan.

1096
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,080
Nick--

1097
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,160
Nick!

1098
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,600
Pitakonan apik. Jeneng asline
yaiku Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

1099
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,680
Apa iku?

1100
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,920
Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

1101
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,680
- Dheweke saka Hollywood, Amerika.
- Dadi dheweke dadi <i>US-tani.</i>

1102
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,280
<i>US-tani!</i>

1103
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,360
<i>- US-tani.</i>
- Aku njaluk akeh tawaran Hollywood.

1104
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,800
- Ya?
- Nanging...

1105
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,000
dudu jinismu?

1106
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,760
- Apa sing dicokot kakehan?
- Apa ora?

1107
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,280
Kenging punapa? Apa sing ditindakake?

1108
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,520
- Aku ora ngerti wong.
- Sampeyan ora?

1109
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,192
Aku mung ora ngerti.

1110
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,267
Nalika sampeyan tumindak, iku kudu nuduhake.

1111
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,120
Utawa sampeyan ora serius babagan pakaryan sampeyan.

1112
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,920
Padha dadi nyata. Dheweke ora tumindak.

1113
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,960
Carane tumindak
yen sampeyan ora bisa ngomong yen dheweke akting?

1114
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,567
- Utawa dadi nyata.
- Bener.

1115
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,680
Yen banget alam, iku ora akting.

1116
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,880
Awit sampeyan kudu tumindak-- Iku karya.

1117
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,240
Njupuk Marlon Brando ing <i>The Godfather.</i>

1118
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,440
- Bener?
- Brando!

1119
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,360
“Aku bakal menehi tawaran
sampeyan ora bisa nolak ... "

1120
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,240
Maksudku, iku mung nyata.

1121
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,840
- Bener.
- Akting kudu kaya ...

1122
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,440
"Bheema pungkasane metu saka kunjara!"
Sing akting.

1123
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,840
Dheweke mbayar sampeyan.

1124
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,480
Iku roti lan mentega sampeyan.
Endi due diligence?

1125
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,160
Sampeyan kudu nindakake
bengkel akting karo aku.

1126
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,680
mesthi. Baleni sawise kula,
"Bheema pungkasane metu saka kunjara!"

1127
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,920
Bheema pungkasane metu saka kunjara!

1128
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,360
- Saiki iki akting.
- Wah, iya.

1129
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,320
Aku murid sing apik. Apa maneh?

1130
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,280
Iki pangiriman alami
dialog ora nyenengake.

1131
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,147
Apa maneh sing ngalangi sampeyan?

1132
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,320
Ora akeh, nanging ing Hollywood ...

1133
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,760
Aku entuk email liyane saka Hollywood,
nanging aku ngomong ...

1134
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,280
- Aku weruh.
- Ora bisa.

1135
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,240
Aku ora bisa. Nang kono...

1136
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,000
- Ya?
- ...Aku ora bisa nindakake adegan kissing sing.

1137
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,640
Dheweke ora bakal takon sampeyan.
Malah bojomu ora ngambung kowe.

1138
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,160
Sutradara Hollywood mbayar
adegan ngambung

1139
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,600
kaya-kaya menehi kemul
marang wong mlarat ing mangsa adhem.

1140
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,760
"Adegan ciuman kanggo pahlawanku.
Siji kanggo pahlawan."

1141
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,000
"Sampeyan wong jahat? Sampeyan uga entuk."

1142
00:59:28,757 --> 00:59:30,440
Wong lanang ing rumah sakit,

1143
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,640
cah wadon mlaku ing, njupuk mati
topeng oksigen lan ngambung dheweke.

1144
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,880
Apa cah wadon duwe oksigen luwih
tinimbang silinder oksigen?

1145
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,200
Dheweke ngambung dheweke nalika arep mati.

1146
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,280
Sampeyan bisa ngenteni sasi.

1147
00:59:44,895 --> 00:59:47,800
Yen dheweke nggawe, sampeyan bisa ngambung dheweke
kabeh sing dikarepake. Aja dipateni saiki.

1148
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,280
- Sampeyan bener.
- Ing film siji iki,

1149
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,720
jagad kabeh padha kobong,

1150
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,360
nanging Spider-Man kang kissing cah wadon
gantung kuwalik.

1151
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,480
Ora ana gunane.

1152
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,600
Spiderman entuk ciuman
nalika donya menyang neraka!

1153
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,800
bener? Dheweke bisa nylametake wong loro
ing wektu sing padha.

1154
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,192
- Aku ora bisa nindakake iku.
- Sampeyan bener.

1155
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,167
Mula aku nolak wong-wong mau.

1156
01:00:16,792 --> 01:00:18,692
Dadi, kabeh apik karo sampeyan?

1157
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,200
- Ya, kabeh apik.
- Oke.

1158
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,240
- Sampeyan ngerti, aku duwe acara ing tanggal 31.
- Oke.

1159
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,602
Dadi, aku pengin ...

1160
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,560
- Sampeyan pengin?
- ... sampeyan ana.

1161
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,722
Aja mikir aku teka tangan kosong.

1162
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,337
Punika mriksa kanggo advance.

1163
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,607
Sèket satus rupiyah.

1164
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,840
- Sèket satus!
- Sampeyan aktor top.

1165
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,640
Aku wis tau mbayar wong sing akeh dhuwit.

1166
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,960
Oke?

1167
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,120
Serius.
Sampeyan aktor Bollywood kanthi bayaran paling dhuwur.

1168
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,560
Dadi kita menehi tawaran sing paling apik.

1169
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,360
Oke?

1170
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,680
Panganan, omben-omben, lan lelungan ana ing omah.

1171
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,927
- Aku weruh.
- Sampeyan njaluk kursi jendhela ing ngarep.

1172
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,040
Ing kelas siji?

1173
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,442
Ora, ing Sumo.

1174
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,880
Kita bakal teka ing Sumo.

1175
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,960
Iku kursi paling apik ing mobil,
nemu akeh angin.

1176
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,400
Apa sing bakal daklakoni?

1177
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:09,557
Kowe bakal duet karo aku
ing Enggal kang Eve.

1178
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,920
- Oke.
- Mung yen sampeyan setuju.

1179
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,960
Aku duwe band.
Ayo padha latihan.

1180
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,920
Kanca-kanca, pasrahna kanggo dheweke!

1181
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,080
Aku bakal menehi kit wiwitan.

1182
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,120
- Oke.
- Pappu, perak medium, emas ...

1183
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,952
PC. siji potong.

1184
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,080
wah!

1185
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,252
Duh Gusti!

1186
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,277
- Iki awakmu...
- Duh Gusti!

1187
01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:43,360
- P lan C.
- Iku jaket.

1188
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,960
Oh, wow!

1189
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,200
- Iki kanggo sampeyan.
- Adat? wah!

1190
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,200
- Kaya iki!
- Sing bakal nindakake!

1191
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,360
PC!

1192
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,560
PC.

1193
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,640
- Iku katon apik banget, bener.
- Aku seneng.

1194
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,680
- Iku bisa digunakake? Aku seneng.
- Iku katon apik banget.

1195
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:11,480
Kanca, saka Bollywood lan Hollywood

1196
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,160
langsung menyang Jamnapaar!

1197
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,440
Kepiye basa Inggrismu?

1198
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,287
Ora apa-apa. Bisa dianggo.

1199
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,280
Iku kabeh sing dikarepake.

1200
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,760
- Minangka saben requirement.
- Nggih.

1201
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:27,880
Iki tembang. Presenting kanggo sampeyan!
Priyanka Chopra!

1202
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,517
siji...

1203
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,920
Siji, loro, telu, papat, lima, enem,
pitu, wolu, sanga, sepuluh, sewelas, rolas!

1204
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,137
rolas.

1205
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,640
{\an8}<i>Kita bakal muter musik kabeh wengi</i>

1206
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,280
{\an8}<i>Kita bakal muter musik kabeh wengi</i>

1207
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,520
{\an8}<i>Mas, joget alon-alon</i>

1208
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,280
{\an8}<i>Bayi, njoget alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1209
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,920
{\an8}<i>Bayi, njoget alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1210
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:12,040
{\an8}<i>Bayi, nari alon-alon, alon-alon!
Bayi, nari alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1211
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:19,320
{\an8}<i>Pesta bakal diterusake sewengi
Mas, ngombe alon-alon</i>

1212
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:24,480
{\an8}<i>Bayi, ngombe alon-alon, alon-alon
Bayi, ngombe alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1213
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,440
{\an8}<i>Akeh tikungan ing dalan</i>

1214
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:41,640
{\an8}<i>Akeh belokan ing dalan
Mas, nyopir alon-alon</i>

1215
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:49,600
{\an8}<i>Bayi, nyopir alon-alon, alon-alon
Nyopir alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1216
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:59,800
{\an8}<i>Nalika kita nyedhaki tengah wengi
Miwiti mundur alon-alon</i>

1217
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,480
{\an8}<i>Ngetung mundur, nanging alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1218
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:12,000
{\an8}<i>Bayi, njoget alon-alon, alon-alon
Bayi, joget alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1219
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:17,160
{\an8}<i>Bayi, njoget alon-alon, alon-alon
Bayi, joget alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1220
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,920
Menehi munggah!

1221
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,840
Iku wektu kanggo countdown!

1222
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:36,080
{\an8}Sang, wolu, pitu, enem, lima... papat!

1223
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,560
{\an8}<i>Nanging alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1224
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,040
{\an8}<i>Nanging alon-alon, alon-alon</i>

1225
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,560
- Sugeng Taun Anyar, everyone!
- Sugeng Taun Anyar!

1226
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,547
Nyerah kanggo Priyanka Chopra!

1227
01:04:53,827 --> 01:04:55,557
Taun Anyar sing seneng banget!

1228
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,960
Sugeng Natal!
Lan kanthi mangkono wiwit musim papat!

1229
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,240
Yay!

1230
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,320
Bersama Priyanka Chopra!

1231
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,560
Lagu iki cukup banger.

1232
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:10,480
<i>Baby, nanging alon-alon!
Bayi, nanging alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1233
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:15,640
<i>Baby, nanging alon-alon!
Bayi, nanging alon-alon, alon-alon!</i>

1234
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Bojomu uga melu band, ta?

1235
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:21,337
ya wis.

1236
01:05:21,862 --> 01:05:23,760
Sampeyan mesthi duwe jinis!

1237
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,240
- Apa aku bisa nyimpen jaket iki?
- Mangga. Iki duwekmu.

1238
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,440
- Kabeh sampeyan.
- Matur nuwun.

1239
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,640
Matur nuwun, kanca-kanca. siji, loro! siji, loro!

1240
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,800
Please give it up for Priyanka Chopra!

1241
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,552
Aku arep ngomong soko. Sampeyan kabeh ngerti

1242
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,827
PC iku aktor,

1243
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,677
lan dheweke nyanyi kanthi apik.

1244
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,400
Sampeyan mung maca lirik,
nanging sampeyan nyanyi kanthi apik.

1245
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,320
- Sampeyan tukang sulap, PC.
- Matur nuwun.

1246
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:05,600
Matur nuwun sanget sampun rawuh.

1247
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,320
- Sampeyan gendhakan.
- Matur nuwun.

1248
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,480
matur nuwun. Matur nuwun sanget sampun rawuh.

1249
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:14,520
PC, sadurunge lunga,
apa sampeyan duwe apa-apa kanggo ngomong kanggo penggemar?

1250
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,120
Taun Anyar uga teka.

1251
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,322
Aku mung arep ngomong

1252
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,520
sing kita manggon ing aneh,
donya ranyono

1253
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,360
karo kabeh jinis wong.

1254
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,577
Akeh negativitas ing media sosial.
Dadi milih kabecikan.

1255
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,840
Mangga nambani wong ing saubengé sampeyan kanthi becik.

1256
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,200
Gawe ngguyu.

1257
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,840
Iki sing paling penting.

1258
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,400
Kanca-kanca, kita wis miwiti musim papat

1259
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,200
karo episode blockbuster iki.

1260
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,240
Kita bakal bali minggu ngarep
karo siji liyane saka lintang favorit kita.

1261
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,360
Nganti saiki, terus nonton
<i>The Great Indian Kapil Show.</i>

1262
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,080
Saben Funnyday kanggo dosis seger
saka fun! sugeng dalu.

1263
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,600
Matur nuwun kanthi sanget!

1264
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,360
{\an8}Ayo tampi tim juara Piala Dunia!

1265
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,560
{\an8}Dheweke lunga nemoni Perdana Menteri,
padha nganggo seragam.

1266
01:06:58,640 --> 01:06:59,760
{\an8}Nanging kanggo acara iki,

1267
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,640
{\an8}dheweke milih klambi pesta sing paling apik.

1268
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,920
{\an8}Aku wis entuk akeh pesen,

1269
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,520
{\an8}"Wiwit kabeh tim
rawuh ing acara,

1270
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,200
{\an8}monggo bareng
proposal nikah kita karo wong-wong mau."

1271
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,377
{\an8}Aku durung nampa.

1272
01:07:10,562 --> 01:07:12,080
{\an8}Renuka, apa sampeyan ora maca
pesen-pesen iku?

1273
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,200
{\an8}Dheweke takon aku "Apa iki apik?"

1274
01:07:17,612 --> 01:07:19,040
{\an8}Nalika padha nemoni Perdana Menteri,

1275
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,272
{\an8}dheweke kandha, "Perdana Menteri <i>sahab,</i>
nganggo krim apa ing pasuryan sampeyan?"

1276
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:30,960
{\an8}Sampeyan ngerti, pusarmu cukup gedhe
dadi tuan rumah pertandingan jangkrik bocah-bocah.

1277
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,692
{\an8}Dheweke tansah nyawang basket.

1278
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,400
{\an8}"Carane wong wadon nyoraki jangkrik lanang,

1279
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,240
{\an8}Aku pengin wong lanang kanggo cheerlead
ing jangkrik wanita."

1280
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,120
{\an8}Nanging para penonton sing seneng.

1281
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,520
{\an8}Uga sing nonton ing TV.

1282
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,360
{\an8}Malah kanggo wong-wong mau, wanita luwih apik.

1283
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,720
{\an8}Salam Pramod lan Bittu!

1284
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,080
{\an8}Wong ing media sosial nelpon sampeyan
Shah Rukh Khan saka <i>Chak De!</i>

1285
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,760
{\an8}- Ora sing <i>"Chak De!"</i>.
- Pak ngapusi.

1286
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,200
{\an8}Dheweke ngganti jenenge.

1287
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,000
{\an8}Panjenenganipun Amol Muzumdar.
Dheweke dadi Kabir Muzumdar.

1288
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,440
{\an8}Kowe arep menyang endi?