1 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:16,536 Yes! 2 00:01:20,165 --> 00:01:21,333 Mum! Dad! 3 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:23,585 It's my birthday. 4 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:26,254 - We know, Kevin. - We know. One second. 5 00:01:27,631 --> 00:01:30,217 - There we go. - That's a bit sexy, love. 6 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,219 It's too in... It's intense, that one. Wrong night for that one. 7 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:34,971 - Something festive. It's his birthday. - How about that one? 8 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:36,598 No. It's... 9 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:40,143 - That's nice. There you go. - You ready? 10 00:01:41,645 --> 00:01:43,355 Happy birthday. 11 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:46,107 What boring pile of rocks you dragging us to see this year? 12 00:01:46,191 --> 00:01:47,484 It's not rocks, Dad. 13 00:01:48,235 --> 00:01:49,194 It's wood. 14 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:51,488 Wood? 15 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:55,408 Woodhenge! We're actually at Woodhenge. 16 00:01:55,492 --> 00:01:57,786 It's a Neolithic precursor to Stonehenge. 17 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,038 How can that be boring? It's incredible. 18 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,498 Incredibly boring. 19 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:03,124 Saffron, you're hilarious. 20 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,877 - They aren't even wood. - No, Saff. Quite right. 21 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,420 These concrete posts show where the wood used to stand. 22 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,838 Should've gone to Stonehenge. 23 00:02:09,923 --> 00:02:11,967 At least that pile of rocks has a gift shop. 24 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:13,760 I'm saving Stonehenge till my next birthday. 25 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:17,264 Even if there were a gift shop here, what would they sell? Sticks? 26 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,266 Bags of concrete as well. 27 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:21,351 The ancients wouldn't have had gift shops, Mum. 28 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:23,436 There are so many mysteries here. 29 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,647 Like, why Woodhenge was built. 30 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,274 Was it a temple? A marketplace? 31 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:32,028 Hey, you know, I was thinking maybe this place was built to perform executions. 32 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:33,822 Maybe, yeah. Yeah, Dad. Yeah... 33 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:36,241 They brought people here and bored 'em to death. 34 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:39,411 You're terrible, Mike. 35 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:42,497 I think the henges were maps of the stars. 36 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,251 Anyway. 37 00:02:47,544 --> 00:02:48,962 Happy birthday, Kev, love. 38 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:51,339 Yeah, happy birthday, Kevster, mate. 39 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:55,635 Come on, pal. Let's get out of here. Come on. 40 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:58,930 Hey, girls. Oh, my God. Finally. 41 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:02,017 Hey, little sis. Did you enjoy my birthday party, then? 42 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:05,353 Oh, yeah. Woodhenge. Amazing. 43 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:08,023 It was good... Sarcasm. 44 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:08,940 Duh! 45 00:03:09,024 --> 00:03:14,112 Why can't you have a normal birthday like a normal person with normal friends? 46 00:03:14,738 --> 00:03:17,240 Saffron, you'll understand when you're older. 47 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:20,410 Here's a fun football fact. 48 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:25,373 The oldest Mesoamerican football court is dated around something like 400 CE. 49 00:03:25,457 --> 00:03:30,086 Some scholars say that the Maya played with the severed heads of their enemies. 50 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:33,173 There was no such thing as a friendly back then. 51 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,888 Seriously, though, as far as the modern game that's codified by... 52 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,223 We'll have Scott. 53 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:47,270 Okay. Well, great to be part of the team, guys. 54 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:22,973 I think this might be the best large pachyderm you've ever painted, Kevin. 55 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,600 Thank you so much. 56 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,230 It is a beautiful Mammuthus rumanus. 57 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,984 "Although people and mammoths coexisted, 58 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:39,489 there is no evidence that humans rode or domesticated them in any way." 59 00:04:40,574 --> 00:04:41,575 Interesting. 60 00:05:01,094 --> 00:05:01,928 Yes! 61 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,598 I attack Kamchatka from Japan. 62 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,267 Of course, Japan did invade Kamchatka, 63 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,312 if only briefly, during the Russo-Japanese War. 64 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,149 Right. My turn. 65 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:29,956 Looks pretty good, if I do say so myself. 66 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,082 And I do. 67 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,334 You do, Kevin? 68 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:33,501 Yeah, I do. 69 00:05:51,478 --> 00:05:54,689 Mum, my wardrobe's moving. 70 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:10,789 What the actual flipping heck? 71 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:19,714 Wow. 72 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:27,389 Hello. 73 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:55,667 I'm gonna go get my parents. 74 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,591 Mum! Mum! Dad! There's a man in my room! 75 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:05,385 - A man? - I think he's a Viking warrior. 76 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,554 Right. Viking warrior. 77 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:10,473 He's certainly being chased by some very angry Saxons. 78 00:07:10,557 --> 00:07:11,892 It was a dream. 79 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,769 For God's sake, Kevin, keep it down. 80 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,855 It's not me. I'm still here. 81 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:18,773 - Yeah, that's better. Yeah. - Yeah, go back to bed, love. 82 00:07:18,857 --> 00:07:21,902 Saxons almost shot an arrow into my cranium. 83 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:24,029 Or what is more likely, Kevin? 84 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:26,865 It was a dream. 85 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,492 Correct. It was just a boring dream. 86 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:30,577 Now, go on... 87 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:32,954 little worrier. 88 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:34,581 Night. 89 00:07:34,664 --> 00:07:35,790 Night, pal. 90 00:07:35,874 --> 00:07:37,709 I'm sorry about that. 91 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:40,503 My parents just informed me this was a dream. 92 00:07:42,672 --> 00:07:44,132 I don't know what that means, 93 00:07:44,216 --> 00:07:47,510 but I'm not really meant to have visitors after 7:30. 94 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:48,803 Do with that what you will. 95 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:54,142 I was wondering if you could tell me why the Vikings 96 00:07:54,226 --> 00:07:57,604 suddenly stopped their murderous ways and adopted agrarianism. 97 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,317 I was debating with my teacher, Ms. Murray, 98 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,362 and she said it was due to the development of fortified cities. 99 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:06,696 And I replied... 100 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:10,200 What the heck is that? 101 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:18,541 Excuse me. Do you need my help? 102 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,544 Nei! Nei! 103 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:23,380 I'm guessing Nei is Old Norse for yes. 104 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,423 - Nei! - It is? 105 00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:26,967 Okay, just wait there. 106 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:32,429 I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry, Dad. Adventure calls my name. 107 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,560 Kevin, keep it down. 108 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,687 How are you doing, love? 109 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:40,897 My head hurts. 110 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,190 You've had a concussion. 111 00:08:42,274 --> 00:08:43,525 You know what caused it? 112 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:45,151 I ran into the ward... 113 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:46,903 - Looking behind you. - No. 114 00:08:46,987 --> 00:08:48,280 You're stuck in the past, Kevin. 115 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:50,156 What good is knowing about history to anyone? 116 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,909 It's literally the past. Who's it gonna help? It's over. 117 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:55,287 You need to get into the future. Technology. 118 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:58,081 - Yeah. Update. Upgrade. - Yeah, touch screen. 119 00:08:58,164 --> 00:08:59,165 - Yeah, music. - Yeah. 120 00:08:59,249 --> 00:09:02,502 - We can get you a new phone. - I don't need a new phone. 121 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,504 - He doesn't use it. - Why not? We bought you that phone. 122 00:09:04,588 --> 00:09:06,464 - We bought you a phone. - Why don't you use your phone? 123 00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:08,925 - Use your phone. - He probably doesn't even know how. 124 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:11,553 - Who's going to call me? - I know. No one. 125 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,471 We could use it to chat together. 126 00:09:13,555 --> 00:09:14,890 Can't we chat the old way? 127 00:09:14,973 --> 00:09:16,474 Like this. This is chatting. 128 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:18,268 No, this is just talking. 129 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:19,394 If you use your phone, 130 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:22,814 you could be chatting to someone else while we're talking, like I am. 131 00:09:22,898 --> 00:09:24,065 What are you up to? 132 00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:27,152 You're stuck in the past, Kevin. You've got to get in the 21st century. 133 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:30,822 If it were cooler to be a Viking than an accountant for a consultancy firm 134 00:09:30,906 --> 00:09:33,283 or a consultant for an accountancy firm, 135 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:35,035 we'd be wearing horned helmets, wouldn't we? 136 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:38,413 Vikings didn't wear horned helmets. That's a misconception due to a... 137 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:39,581 - No, Kevin. No! - No. 138 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:43,376 You got to stop it with all these Vikings and the ancient geeks. 139 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:45,879 - Greeks. - As well. 140 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,339 I give up. 141 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:49,966 Then this talk was worth it, as you've learned an important lesson. 142 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,760 Sometimes, give up. 143 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,721 Wait. That's the lesson? 144 00:09:55,222 --> 00:09:56,723 "Sometimes, give up"? 145 00:09:58,642 --> 00:09:59,684 Yeah. 146 00:09:59,768 --> 00:10:01,728 You can't choose your family. 147 00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:03,730 No, and you cannot choose your children, either. 148 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:05,065 No one mentions that, hey? 149 00:10:05,148 --> 00:10:06,900 Yeah, right? Got a message. 150 00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:08,526 It's from you, Mike. 151 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:11,613 "What are you up to?" Nothing. 152 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,278 The door. Push it. Push it. 153 00:10:53,822 --> 00:10:55,282 We've done it. We've lost him. 154 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:56,533 We've escaped. 155 00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:57,993 What if we haven't lost him? 156 00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,953 - Then we're dead. - Like Vikings. 157 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,496 Supreme Being knows everything. 158 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,082 Won't he know where we are because he knows what we're thinking? 159 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,209 If he knows what we're thinking, he knows nothing. 160 00:11:06,293 --> 00:11:08,420 So, he's as ignorant as we are. 161 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:12,674 Unless he really does know everything we're thinking, 162 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:13,967 and then I disagree 163 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,094 - with everything you just said. Yeah. - Right. 164 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,721 We're completely lost. Where are we? 165 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:19,806 - Here. - I don't know where here is. 166 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:22,267 He won't find us here. We can be confident of that. 167 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,435 Hello? 168 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,395 - He found us. - It was Penelope's idea. 169 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:26,855 She's the leader. She stole the map. 170 00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:31,109 No, I'm... I am not the leader. We're all equal. 171 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,236 And I order you to stop talking. 172 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,821 It wasn't me. It was them. 173 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,823 Don't turn us to salt. 174 00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:45,415 You don't have to fear me. I'm just a kid. 175 00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,294 It's a child. 176 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,713 Wow. We thought you were the Supreme Being doing a voice. 177 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:54,007 - The who? - Yes, well, at any rate, it's not him. 178 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,426 - As I said. Widgit. The map. - Right. 179 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,762 Yeah. So... 180 00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:01,556 Could be here. Yeah? 181 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,935 Or maybe there, but I really... Sorry, do you mind? 182 00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:08,021 - Is it right way up? - Yeah, it's not. No, it's not. 183 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,773 - It's not? Okay. - No, no, no. 184 00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:13,652 If we just put it right... Let me just... So... 185 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:16,947 That... That has not helped me at all. 186 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:22,035 I think we need to be here if we want to steal that horse. 187 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:24,454 - Right. - You're horse thieves? Rustlers. 188 00:12:24,537 --> 00:12:26,831 - Who are you? - I'm Kevin Haddock. 189 00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:28,458 And... Okay. What are you doing here? 190 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,502 This is my bedroom. What are you doing here? 191 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:34,005 And I'm not really allowed visitors after 7:30. 192 00:12:34,089 --> 00:12:36,716 Okay. Well, Devon Havelock... 193 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,677 - Paddock. - It doesn't matter. I don't care. 194 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,636 Widgit, it doesn't matter. 195 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:42,973 This may be your room, but it is also a time egress. 196 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:46,935 A transtemporal portal and an extremely dangerous place to live. 197 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:50,188 So, if you could give me a minute's peace, Widgit and I could figure out 198 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,566 how to get out of here and away from the Supreme Being. 199 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,609 - And then... - The Supreme who, now? 200 00:12:57,696 --> 00:12:59,948 The Supreme Being knows all. 201 00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:07,789 He looks unhappy! 202 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,916 Return the map. 203 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,960 Give it up, give up the map. 204 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,795 No. We are bandits, we never give up. 205 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:16,673 Cower before me. 206 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:21,219 Push that wall, Bittelig. The map says it's an exit. 207 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,015 Push the wall. Push it. 208 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,316 It's never done that before. 209 00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:38,570 You have stolen what is mine. 210 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,281 Kevin, you playing video games? 211 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,949 Good, Kevin. Very modern. 212 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,744 We've borrowed what is yours. You'll get it back. 213 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:47,370 Is that... Is it God? 214 00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,080 Kevin, we've only just met 215 00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:51,875 and you're already asking very heavy questions, fella. 216 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,502 I know everything. 217 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:56,796 Jump! 218 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:02,344 Return the map! Return the map! 219 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:03,803 What's happening? 220 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:06,264 Return the map! 221 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,454 - Oh, my! - Good. 222 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,206 Okay, I'm okay, everyone. 223 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:33,750 I mean, everyone okay? I am. 224 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,794 Looks like we got away from him again. 225 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:38,338 It was too close. I could feel his breaths on me. 226 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:41,258 We can't get complacent, people. I've been saying that, right? 227 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:44,219 It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. 228 00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,346 It's a dream. It's gotta be a dream. 229 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,890 Hold on. How is he here? 230 00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,475 How... What are you doing here? 231 00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:51,518 I don't know. 232 00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:55,063 He doesn't know. I'm an empath. 233 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:58,483 - That's how I knew, but yeah. - All right. Well, that's that. 234 00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,901 Who is this guy? 235 00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:01,444 Is he your replacement for Susan? 236 00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:03,029 Susan is irreplaceable, Bittelig. 237 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:05,532 - He's no Susan. - I don't know what's happening. 238 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:07,075 Well, we're talking about you 239 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:10,453 and our fallen fellow bandit, Susan, who was the best of us. 240 00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:12,289 - Better than you. - Very useful. 241 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,249 Let's figure out where and when we are. 242 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:18,253 It seems to be a wobbly room with no walls. 243 00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:21,339 I've assumed, based on the algorithm of... 244 00:15:21,423 --> 00:15:22,424 Algorithm? 245 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:30,807 Wait a minute. 246 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:36,104 That's a Chinese pirate flag, and those are Chinese pirates. 247 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:37,981 And those are Chinese parrots. 248 00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:42,694 I think that's Madame Chung. But it can't be. 249 00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:48,825 Flipping heck! 250 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:52,704 We're in the final battle between Madame Chung and the British Navy. 251 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,165 - When was that? - 1810. In Macau. 252 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:58,835 - Guys, I worked it out. 1810, Macau. - Oh, bravo! 253 00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:00,879 - Well done. - Yeah, well done, Widgit. 254 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:02,964 - Like to hear a fact about Macau? - No! 255 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,550 - Intruders! - What? What? 256 00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:06,635 Spies! 257 00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:08,303 Is someone shooting arrows at me? 258 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:12,098 - You okay? - I'm fine. I can't die. 259 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:13,183 Everyone can die. 260 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:15,685 - No, because it's a dream. - I wouldn't count on that, lad. 261 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,604 No, this is not a dream, buddy. 262 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:19,940 Fire! 263 00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:24,110 Stop talking. Take cover! 264 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:29,491 Fire! 265 00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:34,371 That door's a portal. 266 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,249 - Run! Go! - Run! 267 00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,253 Through that door. Come on, everyone! 268 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,384 Okay, so this is just a... 269 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,635 It's just a normal door. 270 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,096 Yeah. My mistake. Don't need to go on about it. 271 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:54,975 No, no. But while we're here, let's steal what we can. Get this. 272 00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,059 That's interesting. 273 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:00,522 Put them back. Put them back. 274 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,190 And putting it back. 275 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,026 That's fortunate. 276 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,277 Wow. 277 00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:09,363 Right, I do see where I made a mistake. The portal is actually 50 miles away. 278 00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,366 But if we make our way there... it's not gonna be easy... 279 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,785 we will find ourselves in 1200 BCE. 280 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,204 Are we going to the year 1200 BCE? 281 00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:17,914 We are. We don't know you. 282 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,623 So, what is that? Is that a map? 283 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,043 Don't answer him, Widgit. He could be a map thief. 284 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,795 - So, it is a map. - Yeah, it's a map. Yeah. 285 00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:24,880 Widgit! 286 00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:28,174 It is not just a map. It is a chart. Right? 287 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,343 - Yeah. A celestial... - A celest... I got it. 288 00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:33,138 It's a celestial chart of the anomalies 289 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:36,892 and portals of the intimately interwoven intricacies 290 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:41,396 of time, space, good and bad, and all the dimensions, 291 00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:43,315 including one, two, three, and four. 292 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:46,902 And it allows us to travel throughout the universe. 293 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,781 Except for one corner bit that got torn off. 294 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:53,617 It's a map. 295 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,540 Oh, my gosh. 296 00:18:01,374 --> 00:18:02,334 That's Madame Chung. 297 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,091 Yep. That's definitely her. Look at the headdress. 298 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,227 Do you all speak Chinese? 299 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:21,853 - No. - Of course, we don't. 300 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,572 You do, you were just speaking it. 301 00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:34,699 - Don't think so. Right. Sorry. - No. 302 00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:37,369 Translation caps. 303 00:18:37,452 --> 00:18:41,039 Are you clear? Do you want me to slice you in half? 304 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,751 Eat your eyes. 305 00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,340 What would your families think of that? 306 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,093 Okay. We really need to get out of here. 307 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,387 You have 30 seconds to tell me who you are 308 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:59,766 and what you are doing in my cabin, or I will kill you. 309 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:01,893 I am Penelope, 310 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:05,313 and although we don't ascribe to a traditional structure of leadership, 311 00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:06,898 I am, in effect, the leader. 312 00:19:09,401 --> 00:19:11,778 Fundamentally, though, we are all equal. 313 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:15,991 Fundamentally, I will kill you all equally. 314 00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:20,495 Excuse me. Madame Chung. Big fan. Kevin Haddock. 315 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:25,125 I've read all about you in Pirates, Swashbucklers, and Filthy Scoundrels. 316 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,168 You need to change course. 317 00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:30,881 You're up against the British, the Chinese, and the Portuguese. 318 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:32,674 I know. 319 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,051 Well, he's just... He's not with us. 320 00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:38,889 Madame Chung, you're going to hide up the Canton River, aren't you? 321 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:40,765 I was just contemplating that. 322 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,019 I wasn't sure if it was the correct maneuver. 323 00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:44,936 It is. 324 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,772 Their ships are better armed, but you know the waters. 325 00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:49,441 I knew it. I knew it. 326 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:52,068 Their fat English ships will get stuck. 327 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:53,904 Hold on. 328 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,072 You look a bit... 329 00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:58,074 English. 330 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,995 How do I know it's not a trap and you're not a spy? 331 00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,789 Yes, he could be. Again, don't know him. 332 00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:06,416 And what other choices have you got? 333 00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:14,090 Bosun, change course. 334 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:26,144 Very impressive. 335 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,730 Where did you get this idea? 336 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,274 It's your own strategy. I can't take credit. 337 00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,652 - Bravo, "Kelvin." - Well done, new guy. 338 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,445 That was a very Susan move. 339 00:20:35,528 --> 00:20:37,113 Guys, we're coming up to the spot. 340 00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:40,242 You want to be left here, in the middle of nowhere? 341 00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:42,869 - Yes, please, Madame. - Great. Let's go. 342 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,498 Bye, and good luck telling people things they already thought of. 343 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:47,832 What, you're leaving me? 344 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:49,876 I don't feel great about abandoning a small boy. 345 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,961 It's just cold. 346 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,879 Yeah. Perhaps the boy got something to offer. 347 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,256 - He can't help us. - No. 348 00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:56,007 I could use him. 349 00:20:56,091 --> 00:20:58,385 Someone with great knowledge. An adviser. 350 00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,429 Would you like to stay with me, Kevin? 351 00:21:01,513 --> 00:21:05,058 With a soothsayer like you, I could control the seas and rule the world. 352 00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:07,811 You'll have riches beyond belief. 353 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,397 - What? - Wow, that's actually very tempting... 354 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,567 But he's with us. So sorry, he says our sooths. 355 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,278 Let's go, "Kepler" or "Kamton." 356 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,532 Somewhere there. 357 00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,576 Right, this is it. 358 00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:30,208 Up you go, "Kremin." Let's go! 359 00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:46,266 Okay, you get up and read our futures. 360 00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,727 Tell us where that treasure is we're gonna find. 361 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:52,105 But I can't read the future. I just read about the past. 362 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:54,274 The past? Well, anyone can read the past. 363 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:56,359 So, he's not special, as I had said. 364 00:21:56,443 --> 00:22:00,030 - Yeah, you did say that. - That madame tricked us into taking him. 365 00:22:00,113 --> 00:22:01,114 She's good. 366 00:22:01,197 --> 00:22:03,366 You're gonna have to be on your own now 367 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:07,162 because we are a crack team of expert thieves. 368 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:11,958 And we move fast, so we can't let some book reader slow us down. 369 00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:14,920 Let's spread out. See if we can't find something to steal. 370 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:21,343 What? What is it? 371 00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:23,303 - Is it valuable? - Priceless. 372 00:22:25,889 --> 00:22:29,851 Stonehenge under construction! 373 00:22:31,478 --> 00:22:34,314 Right. Okay. So, how do we get out of here? 374 00:22:34,397 --> 00:22:37,275 Well, according to my calculations, based on science, 375 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,029 next portal's opening up in about... tomorrow morning. 376 00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:43,657 So, we can rest up because there is no treasure here. 377 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:47,035 No treasure? What do you mean, "No treasure"? 378 00:22:47,118 --> 00:22:50,580 Stonehenge is the greatest treasure imaginable. 379 00:22:50,664 --> 00:22:53,166 We can find out why Stonehenge was built. 380 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,628 A mystery that has lasted over 4,000 years. 381 00:22:56,711 --> 00:22:58,255 That is not treasure. 382 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,090 It is to me. 383 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:04,302 Who is that little guy? 384 00:23:04,386 --> 00:23:05,387 I don't know. 385 00:23:06,513 --> 00:23:08,640 Maybe he is the new Susan. 386 00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:14,187 - No, no. - No. 387 00:23:14,271 --> 00:23:17,107 Oi, come on, boys! Put your back into it. 388 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,692 Come on, sort that out. 389 00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:20,193 Right? Keep sweeping. 390 00:23:20,277 --> 00:23:21,987 Yeah, just keep... I want all of that. 391 00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:28,994 Brilliant. That's another one dead. 392 00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:32,038 Alan. Alan, tell your boys to pull their fingers out, mate. 393 00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:35,166 They can't. They literally can't. They're stuck. 394 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,502 What did your last slaves die of? 395 00:23:38,169 --> 00:23:39,713 Well, that rock there, innit? 396 00:23:39,796 --> 00:23:41,339 Excuse me. 397 00:23:41,423 --> 00:23:45,051 Look, we're going as fast as we can, mate. All right? Be ready Tuesday, yeah. 398 00:23:45,135 --> 00:23:48,638 I just wanted to say I think this is so magical. 399 00:23:48,722 --> 00:23:50,390 Oh, yeah? We just hope this one stays up. 400 00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:52,475 It definitely will. 401 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,061 Yeah, well, that's what they said about all the other henges, wasn't it? 402 00:23:55,145 --> 00:23:56,813 - Like, Woodhenge. - Yeah, for one. 403 00:23:56,897 --> 00:23:57,814 We tried them all, mate. 404 00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:00,400 We tried Woodhenge, Strawhenge, Pebblehenge. 405 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:02,402 Peoplehenge, that was another one we tried. 406 00:24:02,485 --> 00:24:06,031 It was basically just me, Alan, and a load of the slaves all stood around like that. 407 00:24:06,114 --> 00:24:07,824 Just... Look, like this, you see? 408 00:24:07,908 --> 00:24:09,451 Didn't work. I've got sore arms. 409 00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:12,120 Did you manage to track the movement of the stars? 410 00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:13,038 You what? 411 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:15,498 Isn't Stonehenge supposed to be a map of the stars? 412 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:19,419 - Yeah, yeah, it can be. - But it must be. 413 00:24:19,502 --> 00:24:23,965 At solstice, the sun rises directly above the heel stone. 414 00:24:25,217 --> 00:24:27,427 Does it? Right. There you go. 415 00:24:28,178 --> 00:24:29,679 Which one's the heel stone, then? 416 00:24:29,763 --> 00:24:31,848 Will it be used for sacrifices? 417 00:24:31,932 --> 00:24:34,059 Can be. Can be used for sacrifices. Yeah. 418 00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:37,145 The thing about Stonehenge is, very much a venue for hire, innit? 419 00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:40,148 You know, you got your banquets, your weddings, your sacrifices. 420 00:24:40,232 --> 00:24:43,276 Really, it's just a landmark, innit? Something a bit different. 421 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,863 Get the punters in and gets them buying, don't it? 422 00:24:46,947 --> 00:24:48,657 What do you mean? 423 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:49,658 Gift shop. 424 00:24:50,951 --> 00:24:53,662 Mini Stonehenges. We're bleeding 'em dry. Do you want one? 425 00:24:53,745 --> 00:24:56,957 I'll give you one for a cabbage. Can't say fairer than that. Early bird discount. 426 00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,876 Dad was right. 427 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,504 It is just a pile of rocks with a gift shop. 428 00:25:05,757 --> 00:25:08,009 Yeah, but that's the genius of Stonehenge, innit? 429 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:09,970 Still pretty cool. 430 00:25:10,053 --> 00:25:10,971 Yeah. 431 00:25:11,805 --> 00:25:13,932 Do you mind if I hang around and watch? 432 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,183 Help yourself, Son. 433 00:25:15,267 --> 00:25:17,394 Just don't let anything fall on you. 434 00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:20,605 Oh, come on, Alan. Get your back into it, mate. 435 00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:28,405 Bandits, to tomorrow. To the heist of the centuries. 436 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:29,489 Tomorrow. 437 00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:35,287 People will speak of our exploits and my... our leadership throughout the ages. 438 00:25:35,996 --> 00:25:37,914 To the greatest thieves ever. 439 00:25:37,998 --> 00:25:41,251 - To us. - No, not yet. To us. 440 00:25:41,334 --> 00:25:42,586 - Now, drink it. - Can we drink? 441 00:25:42,669 --> 00:25:45,171 - Who are you guys? - My story? 442 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:47,215 Yeah, you wanna hear my story. 443 00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:50,010 - All of you, really. - I'm Penelope, 444 00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:52,929 but Firestorm is a nickname that's catching on. Right, guys? 445 00:25:53,013 --> 00:25:54,931 - Yeah. It is. Yeah. - Yeah. 446 00:25:55,015 --> 00:25:57,809 And my heart? Well, now it's getting personal. 447 00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:01,980 Broken, and I am not going to talk about my lost love, 448 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:04,441 my fiancé, who's gone missing. 449 00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:06,359 Okay. 450 00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:09,279 I'm not the leader, but I am the one in charge. 451 00:26:09,362 --> 00:26:11,448 Well, we still need to talk that over. 452 00:26:11,531 --> 00:26:14,284 And this is Judy. She has no respect for leadership. 453 00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:19,164 She is the master psychologist. She can get inside your mind. 454 00:26:19,247 --> 00:26:20,373 She knows what you're thinking. 455 00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:21,833 You're sad. 456 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:24,044 This is the happiest day of my life. 457 00:26:24,544 --> 00:26:25,378 I'm new at this. 458 00:26:25,462 --> 00:26:29,216 And this is Alto. No one knows the real Alto, including Alto. 459 00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:30,717 He's the master of disguise. 460 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,761 From my days in the theater, you understand? 461 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:35,472 Hello. My name is Walter. I am a backpacker. 462 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,515 Voilà! 463 00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:40,518 It is me, Alto, the man you met only a moment ago. 464 00:26:40,602 --> 00:26:41,645 I loved it. 465 00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:42,979 - Emotions, everything. - Thank you. 466 00:26:43,063 --> 00:26:46,066 - Absolutely extraordinary. - And this is Widgit. 467 00:26:46,149 --> 00:26:49,736 He's the master map reader. He doesn't like you, and he doesn't trust you. 468 00:26:49,819 --> 00:26:53,073 - Don't like ya, and I don't trust ya. - But you've only just met me. 469 00:26:53,156 --> 00:26:56,368 All the more reason not to trust you, Kevin. If that is your real name. 470 00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:59,079 It's stitched in the back of my pajamas. 471 00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:04,125 - His story checks out. - And this is Bittelig. 472 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:08,838 He has the strength of seven average-strength men. 473 00:27:08,922 --> 00:27:10,131 You think seven? 474 00:27:11,258 --> 00:27:13,843 Let's say seven average-strength men, 475 00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:17,806 as you saw when he knocked down your bedroom wall with his hands. 476 00:27:17,889 --> 00:27:20,433 He also has a sensitive side. 477 00:27:21,601 --> 00:27:23,478 He hasn't. He's a maniac. 478 00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:29,025 And why were you running from the big head? 479 00:27:29,109 --> 00:27:32,320 Well, because we were on the run from the Supreme Being. 480 00:27:32,404 --> 00:27:34,531 And the Supreme Being's a big head? 481 00:27:34,614 --> 00:27:36,199 Well, in this instance, yes. 482 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:40,662 Yeah, the Supreme Being is mad at us. He was our boss. We upset him. 483 00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:42,622 - What did you do? - Well, he didn't appreciate us. 484 00:27:42,706 --> 00:27:46,126 He always used to try and make us do things exactly like he wanted them done. 485 00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:47,711 - Uh-huh. - So, we stole the map 486 00:27:47,794 --> 00:27:49,254 and went on the run together. 487 00:27:49,337 --> 00:27:50,964 And he knows we did it 'cause he knows all. 488 00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,216 Why doesn't he know how to catch you, then? 489 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,385 - Very tricky without the map. - Bam! 490 00:27:55,468 --> 00:27:58,513 Food is ready. Penelope. 491 00:27:59,556 --> 00:28:00,390 Thank you. 492 00:28:00,473 --> 00:28:03,351 - This is for you. Yes. - Wow, thanks. 493 00:28:04,436 --> 00:28:06,354 And a special double bowl for you. 494 00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:10,025 This is a dog bowl. 495 00:28:14,529 --> 00:28:19,659 Well, maybe it's not my place, but I don't think it's cool to steal, 496 00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:22,787 and it's especially uncool to steal from history. 497 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,291 - Can we get rid of this guy? - Or just leave him here. 498 00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:30,378 Penelope, Widgit, we should take him back to his home. 499 00:28:31,129 --> 00:28:35,008 Okay. Well, then, after we steal the horse, we can take you back to... 500 00:28:35,592 --> 00:28:37,510 Bingley, 2024. 501 00:28:37,594 --> 00:28:40,680 Uh-huh. So, that's "Binggerly, 2022." 502 00:28:55,111 --> 00:28:58,240 You know what? Now, let's take a moment to commemorate Susan. 503 00:28:58,323 --> 00:28:59,449 Thoughts about Susan. 504 00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:01,117 - Go. - Susan. She was... 505 00:29:01,201 --> 00:29:02,619 But just thoughts. 506 00:29:35,402 --> 00:29:36,444 Damon. 507 00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:39,906 No, not you, Demon. I said Damon. 508 00:29:41,575 --> 00:29:43,243 Well, they do sound very similar. 509 00:29:43,743 --> 00:29:45,370 Damon! 510 00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:47,539 Darkest Darkness. 511 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,584 Purest Evil. 512 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:54,629 How's spying going? What news from the sky citadel? 513 00:29:54,713 --> 00:29:55,839 Just the usual. 514 00:29:56,548 --> 00:29:57,883 Inventing flowers, 515 00:29:58,842 --> 00:30:00,760 inspiring birds to sing. 516 00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:02,512 Disgusting. 517 00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:06,683 If I ruled this universe, I would turn it inside out. 518 00:30:07,475 --> 00:30:08,727 Oh, yes. 519 00:30:09,769 --> 00:30:11,146 If I had the plans for it. 520 00:30:11,646 --> 00:30:15,400 You know, Shadow of Shadows, plans do exist. 521 00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:17,861 Of course I know that. I told you that, Damon. 522 00:30:17,944 --> 00:30:20,655 Don't come down here telling me things that I told you 523 00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:22,574 and pass them off as new information. 524 00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:26,411 Of course. But what you might like to know, Your Wrongness, 525 00:30:26,494 --> 00:30:28,747 is that the plans have been stolen. 526 00:30:29,956 --> 00:30:31,374 What did you say? 527 00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:36,421 I overheard the Supreme Being mentioning that they've been taken. 528 00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:38,965 Someone stole the blueprints for the universe... 529 00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:40,926 from the Supreme... 530 00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:47,641 Yes, a rogue faction of the flora department. 531 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:53,605 I can't steal it from him, but perhaps I could take it from them. 532 00:30:56,399 --> 00:31:00,237 I need to get to them before the Supre... does. 533 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,613 Good work, Damon. 534 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:03,990 Not you, Demon. 535 00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:10,580 With those plans, I could create a universe of pure evil. 536 00:31:11,164 --> 00:31:13,375 Rats would eat cats, 537 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:17,212 parrots would shout out insults at you throughout the night, 538 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:18,964 never letting you sleep. 539 00:31:19,047 --> 00:31:21,716 Everywhere you go would be up. 540 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,845 You start from point A, go to point B, it's up. 541 00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:30,267 And then when you go from point B back to point A, also up. 542 00:31:32,227 --> 00:31:33,353 I've thought it out. It would work. 543 00:31:33,436 --> 00:31:35,689 Instead of water, acid. 544 00:31:35,772 --> 00:31:38,275 Instead of flowers, thorns. 545 00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:40,819 Some people will have eyes in their buttocks. 546 00:31:40,902 --> 00:31:42,112 So, you have to make a choice. 547 00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:46,157 Walk around naked and see, or wear pants and be blind. 548 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:50,704 And everything, everything will be sharp. 549 00:31:52,163 --> 00:31:53,915 - Sounds awful. - Thank you, Damon. 550 00:31:54,874 --> 00:31:55,750 Thank you, Demon. 551 00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:58,003 Your Wrongness, I overheard the Supreme Being 552 00:31:58,086 --> 00:32:01,089 talking about where he was going to go to find the map. 553 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,509 Little place called... 554 00:32:09,097 --> 00:32:11,975 Bingley, 2024. 555 00:32:13,935 --> 00:32:14,978 Call for the Huntress. 556 00:32:16,897 --> 00:32:22,652 Fianna! 557 00:32:22,736 --> 00:32:25,071 But do you think you can get us back to his bedroom? 558 00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:28,158 Yeah, but I've never seen so many portals in one place. 559 00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:29,659 Maybe his room's special. 560 00:32:29,743 --> 00:32:31,328 - Okay, but he's not special... - Nah. 561 00:32:31,411 --> 00:32:34,205 - ...right? What happens... - My hair's stuck under a rock. 562 00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:36,333 Why is your hair under a rock? 563 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,084 Because it was blowing in the wind all night, 564 00:32:38,168 --> 00:32:39,878 so I had to put something on it to keep it down. 565 00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,465 - That's better. - Yeah! 566 00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:46,009 The portal is opening. It's there. 567 00:32:46,092 --> 00:32:48,929 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Portal's there. 568 00:32:49,012 --> 00:32:53,725 No, no, no. Oh, drats. 569 00:32:53,808 --> 00:32:57,020 We missed them placing the lintel stone. 570 00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,772 I bet we're all kicking ourselves for that. 571 00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:00,565 No, we don't care. Let's go. 572 00:33:00,649 --> 00:33:03,735 Stop, stop. Widgit, I say let's go. 573 00:33:06,446 --> 00:33:09,032 - Let's go. We have a horse to steal. - Yeah. 574 00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:20,335 Well, if this is a dream, I don't want it to end. 575 00:33:40,146 --> 00:33:44,401 Should be coming over something what resembles... There it is. 576 00:33:44,484 --> 00:33:46,903 - Wow. It's magnificent. - What? 577 00:33:50,615 --> 00:33:53,118 - I've done it. We've done it. All of us. - Yeah. 578 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:55,620 - Not just me. - Yeah, it was collective, wasn't it? 579 00:34:01,293 --> 00:34:04,504 Oh, my flipping flip! 580 00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:08,465 I'm sorry for the language, but it's flipping Troy. 581 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:10,175 Damn right, it's Troy. 582 00:34:18,602 --> 00:34:22,814 So, wait, the horse you're going to steal is the Trojan horse? 583 00:34:22,898 --> 00:34:25,191 Absolutely. The world's most famous horse. 584 00:34:25,275 --> 00:34:29,112 - It's too big to steal. - Nothing is too big for us to steal. 585 00:34:38,872 --> 00:34:41,791 Okay, now that we're close, maybe it is too big to steal. 586 00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:44,211 - It looked smaller in the drawings. - Were they small drawings? 587 00:34:44,294 --> 00:34:45,795 All drawings should be life-sized. 588 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,756 We could chop it up and put all the pieces back together later. 589 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:51,009 Okay, and then what, just carry firewood throughout all time? 590 00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:55,472 We could take each piece, mark it C, D, E, F, G. 591 00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:56,597 - Alto. - Put it together. 592 00:34:56,681 --> 00:34:58,350 - Alto. - We could use numbers. Whatever you want. 593 00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:00,477 I don't wanna say that's a stupid suggestion, 594 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,520 but I can't think of a different word. 595 00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:04,564 Well, it was your idea to steal this horse. 596 00:35:04,648 --> 00:35:06,149 Can't believe we failed our first heist. 597 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:07,651 Your first heist? 598 00:35:07,734 --> 00:35:10,779 I didn't leave my cushy job at the shrubbery department to chop up horses. 599 00:35:10,862 --> 00:35:13,073 - So, now it's a cushy job? - You can't chop it up. 600 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:16,159 - There are people inside it. - Why would they put people in it? 601 00:35:16,785 --> 00:35:19,037 - As a surprise? - Quite right, Bittelig. 602 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,998 The Greeks are gonna be wheeled into the city walls, 603 00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:25,418 open the gate for the rest, and ambush the Trojans in the morning. 604 00:35:25,502 --> 00:35:29,047 Okay, Well, this was a colossal waste of time travel. 605 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:30,423 Widgit, where's the next portal? 606 00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:33,718 I mean, the map says it's about 50 feet that way. So... 607 00:35:35,011 --> 00:35:36,054 It's in Troy. 608 00:35:37,389 --> 00:35:41,184 Okay, well, we have to get to the portal. So, how do we get in there? 609 00:35:41,268 --> 00:35:43,478 The only way in is inside the horse. 610 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,024 - Keep quiet, please. - You cannot be right. 611 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:52,070 - You Trojans? - No, we're bandits. 612 00:35:52,153 --> 00:35:55,448 Good. Because we are doing a huge trick on the Trojans. 613 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:58,660 It's a brilliant plan and you ruin it by standing there. 614 00:35:58,743 --> 00:36:02,706 We just want to see inside because we want to see how ingenious it is. 615 00:36:02,789 --> 00:36:05,875 You do, huh? Okay, come in, but be quick, huh? 616 00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:06,918 Come on, little one. 617 00:36:09,337 --> 00:36:12,340 Up! Okay. 618 00:36:12,424 --> 00:36:14,342 Ajax, who's this? 619 00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:16,970 They're tourists. They want to have one quick look. Just one. 620 00:36:17,053 --> 00:36:19,222 - Okay. - Hold this. 621 00:36:20,473 --> 00:36:22,475 - Come through. Make some room. - Wow. 622 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:25,562 Watch your head, watch your head. See? 623 00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:28,690 No one is stupid enough to fall for this. 624 00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:34,154 No one is stupid enough to fall for a brilliant plan, hey? Okay. 625 00:36:34,237 --> 00:36:36,656 What? They're just gonna bring in a giant horse? 626 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:40,201 Yes, you would bring a giant, beautiful horse like this with beautiful eyes. 627 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:44,205 Okay. Where are they gonna put this thing? In a giant wooden field? 628 00:36:45,165 --> 00:36:47,208 - It will work. - Thank you. 629 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:49,252 - How do you know? - It's history. 630 00:36:49,336 --> 00:36:52,505 It's not history. It's the future. The future of warfare. 631 00:36:54,633 --> 00:36:55,884 Hey. 632 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:58,178 Hey. Move, please. 633 00:36:58,261 --> 00:37:00,096 - Very special. - Let's take a look. 634 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:02,182 They compensate for everything, those Greeks. 635 00:37:03,391 --> 00:37:05,185 Well, well, well. Look. 636 00:37:07,187 --> 00:37:08,897 Someone's put a lot of time into this, huh? 637 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:09,981 Yes. 638 00:37:10,065 --> 00:37:11,524 Look at this. Look at this paint. 639 00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:13,443 The structure is nice, you know? 640 00:37:13,526 --> 00:37:15,695 Beautiful, but solid too, actually. 641 00:37:15,779 --> 00:37:16,863 Look at the craftsmanship here. 642 00:37:16,947 --> 00:37:19,115 Yeah, well, Greeks are known for this, you know? 643 00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:20,242 They love the horse. 644 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,743 They love it. 645 00:37:22,744 --> 00:37:23,745 Hey! 646 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:26,414 Well done. 647 00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:29,459 Hey, look at the eyes. 648 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:30,794 Oh, my goodness. 649 00:37:32,504 --> 00:37:34,506 They are gorgeous, Ophelestes. 650 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:36,508 Absolutely stunning. 651 00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,969 Hey, Odysseus, they mentioned the eyes. 652 00:37:39,052 --> 00:37:40,095 I made the eyes. 653 00:37:45,016 --> 00:37:47,018 Don't you think it's a little bit suspicious, Xanthus? 654 00:37:47,102 --> 00:37:49,729 That's the most suspicious thing I've ever seen, Ophelestes. 655 00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:53,441 - I think we should burn it. - Burn it. 656 00:37:53,525 --> 00:37:54,859 I was thinking the exact same thing. 657 00:37:54,943 --> 00:37:57,571 Okay, to the right, to the right, to the left. To the left... 658 00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:59,239 This isn't good. 659 00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:01,616 What is it, Odysseus? 660 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,701 They don't like horses. 661 00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:04,828 - They lit the horse on fire. - What? 662 00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:07,956 - Look at that. - Look. Fantastic. 663 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:09,958 - It's really on fire now, huh? - Absolutely. 664 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:12,544 - You're getting smarter with this stuff. - I think we're getting good. 665 00:38:12,627 --> 00:38:14,629 I told you all to follow me. It would work. 666 00:38:14,713 --> 00:38:16,923 We jump out of a wooden horse and surprise them. 667 00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:18,341 I messed up. I'm so sorry. 668 00:38:18,425 --> 00:38:20,677 Diomedes, I'm sorry. I love you. 669 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,388 Not only did we not steal the horse, now we're gonna die in it. 670 00:38:23,471 --> 00:38:26,141 It's just a dream. It's just a dream. 671 00:38:26,224 --> 00:38:29,185 It is not a dream. Look at how realistic this is. 672 00:38:29,269 --> 00:38:30,854 I feel sorry for all of us. 673 00:38:30,937 --> 00:38:33,481 - I wanna scream. - You have to do it quietly, please. 674 00:38:35,609 --> 00:38:36,735 Quieter. 675 00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,282 - Quiet. - I'm scared. 676 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,118 Catching on quick, huh? 677 00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:46,661 Well, it is wood, Ophelestes. 678 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:48,955 The most flammable substance known to modern human... 679 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:52,459 Hey, hey, hey! Why are you burning this beautiful artwork? 680 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,336 Put this fire out now! 681 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,296 Absolutely, sir. Okay, running now. 682 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,131 We thought it looked suspicious, sir. 683 00:38:58,215 --> 00:39:00,842 Where have you ever seen something like this? 684 00:39:00,926 --> 00:39:03,553 Well, never. That's why we thought it was suspicious. 685 00:39:03,637 --> 00:39:07,015 It's a tribute from the losing army to our great skills in battle. 686 00:39:07,098 --> 00:39:09,392 It's... It's bloody beautiful. 687 00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:10,644 Open the gates... 688 00:39:10,727 --> 00:39:13,730 - and wheel this into the city now! - Okay. Open the gates! Come on! 689 00:39:13,813 --> 00:39:15,815 Hey. Guys. Can't you see? 690 00:39:15,899 --> 00:39:17,234 It's very suspicious. 691 00:39:17,817 --> 00:39:21,196 That horse will be the downfall of Troy! 692 00:39:23,657 --> 00:39:25,492 Come on, Cassandra. That's not true. 693 00:39:25,575 --> 00:39:27,202 That's ridiculous. You're being so hyperbolic now. 694 00:39:27,285 --> 00:39:29,287 - Where are you getting this from? - Forget it. 695 00:39:35,085 --> 00:39:36,419 Everyone, shut up. 696 00:39:37,796 --> 00:39:40,382 They're putting out the fire. We're being wheeled in. 697 00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:43,260 - Kevin, you were right. - I was? 698 00:39:45,262 --> 00:39:47,931 Maybe he's a potential bandit. 699 00:39:48,014 --> 00:39:49,432 - Whoa. - Easy. 700 00:39:49,516 --> 00:39:52,894 There's a very thorough selection process to be in the Time Bandits. 701 00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:56,064 Is there? I thought you asked everyone and we're the only ones who said yes. 702 00:39:56,147 --> 00:39:57,607 That was the process. 703 00:39:57,691 --> 00:39:58,692 That's it. 704 00:39:58,775 --> 00:40:03,071 Hey, keep quiet, please. This is a stealth mission. 705 00:40:12,956 --> 00:40:14,040 I knew we'd make it. 706 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:17,002 Didn't look like you knew. Looked like you were about to cry. 707 00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:18,879 - But in the books... - "In the books." 708 00:40:18,962 --> 00:40:21,631 Are you mentioned in the books? Are we mentioned in the books? 709 00:40:21,715 --> 00:40:24,885 Because just our being here might change some things. We don't know. 710 00:40:24,968 --> 00:40:27,012 All right, everybody is a little bit stressed out. 711 00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:28,763 Might I suggest a breathing exercise? 712 00:40:28,847 --> 00:40:30,265 When I argue with my sister, 713 00:40:30,348 --> 00:40:33,852 my parents suggest a time-out until we appreciate each other again. 714 00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:37,772 Well, when we take you back to your time, you'll be out of our lives. 715 00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:40,233 - Clever. - That was harsh, Penelope. 716 00:40:40,317 --> 00:40:41,860 He almost got us burned alive. 717 00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:43,820 No, I get why you're angry, 718 00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:48,491 but I just think you made all of us very uncomfortable except Widgit. 719 00:40:48,575 --> 00:40:50,994 Widgit, do we have five minutes to steal stuff 720 00:40:51,077 --> 00:40:52,787 before we have to find the next portal? 721 00:40:52,871 --> 00:40:55,248 - Yeah, we got five minutes. - Great. Let's scatter. 722 00:40:55,332 --> 00:40:57,459 Steal for five minutes, meet back at the fountain. 723 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:58,668 - Yeah. - Good. 724 00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:01,630 No, Bittelig. Smaller, smaller. 725 00:41:03,215 --> 00:41:04,966 - Scatter! Hurry! - Yeah, yeah. 726 00:41:12,515 --> 00:41:13,767 Hey. 727 00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:20,357 They didn't believe you. 728 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,775 No, but I was right. 729 00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:25,779 I can sympathize. I have a big curse on me. 730 00:41:25,862 --> 00:41:29,616 I can see the future, but no one ever believes what I say. 731 00:41:29,699 --> 00:41:31,618 - No. - You see? 732 00:41:32,285 --> 00:41:34,246 So, you must be... 733 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,581 - Cassandra. - Cassandra. 734 00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:38,291 You've heard of me? 735 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:42,087 Wow. Yes, I am Cassandra. 736 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,673 Wait. No. You can't be. It's a myth. 737 00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:46,591 Again, you don't believe me. 738 00:41:47,884 --> 00:41:50,053 Watch out, Panthous, you going to fall off that wall. 739 00:41:50,136 --> 00:41:51,680 Come on, Cassandra. 740 00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:57,102 He's okay. He's fine. 741 00:41:57,185 --> 00:41:59,896 - He's really okay. He didn't believe me. - You distracted me. 742 00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:04,150 It's frustrating, isn't it? To be right, but no one listens to you. 743 00:42:04,234 --> 00:42:06,861 All my life, I wished I'd go back in time. 744 00:42:06,945 --> 00:42:09,531 Now I'm here, I don't know if I belong here. 745 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,074 You are important. 746 00:42:12,534 --> 00:42:13,410 I'm really not. 747 00:42:13,994 --> 00:42:18,039 How many times I have to tell you? I see the future, okay? 748 00:42:18,123 --> 00:42:20,959 You are going to tell stories to kings. 749 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,712 You're going to jump together from a high cliff, 750 00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,463 won't even break your skeletons. 751 00:42:25,547 --> 00:42:29,259 You're going to see great structures before they are great. 752 00:42:29,342 --> 00:42:31,177 You see creatures that are long gone. 753 00:42:31,261 --> 00:42:33,722 You see places I only see in my visions. 754 00:42:34,556 --> 00:42:36,349 And you will see sadness, 755 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:39,227 but you have to stick with these stupid thieves 756 00:42:39,311 --> 00:42:42,314 because you are going to save the universe. 757 00:42:43,273 --> 00:42:46,151 None of that sounds plausible, but that's the curse, isn't it? 758 00:42:47,903 --> 00:42:48,737 Hey. 759 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:52,073 - Oh, Kev... Kevin, it's me, Bittelig. - Kevin. Come on. Quickly. 760 00:42:52,157 --> 00:42:54,826 Hey. We found the portal. Come. We take you home. 761 00:42:55,744 --> 00:42:58,663 You go, little hero. We will see each other again. 762 00:43:00,582 --> 00:43:02,250 You were right about the horse. 763 00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:04,502 I bloody knew this. 764 00:43:06,713 --> 00:43:08,215 What did everyone steal? 765 00:43:08,298 --> 00:43:10,217 - I got this beautiful vase. - Vase. 766 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,509 - I have a vase. - Vase. 767 00:43:11,593 --> 00:43:14,012 - Yeah, I got a vase. - Everyone? Everyone got a vase? 768 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:16,640 - Yeah. - What did you steal? 769 00:43:16,723 --> 00:43:18,600 Nothing. It's wrong to steal. 770 00:43:21,728 --> 00:43:24,439 - Yes. Okay. Let's take him home. - Yeah. 771 00:43:24,522 --> 00:43:26,274 - Finally. - So, Widgit, 772 00:43:26,358 --> 00:43:29,486 - "Binggerly, 2022." - All right, "Kelvin." 773 00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:31,613 - Kevin. - Yeah. I don't care. 774 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,750 Fianna, the Huntress. 775 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:45,126 Oh, not Fianna. 776 00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,420 - What's wrong with Fianna? - She's full-on. 777 00:44:00,141 --> 00:44:03,019 You will obtain the plans for the universe, 778 00:44:03,103 --> 00:44:05,564 also known as the map. 779 00:44:05,647 --> 00:44:08,108 You will lie encased in rock, 780 00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:12,320 waiting for your moment to strike in a place called... 781 00:44:12,404 --> 00:44:14,447 - Bingley. - Bingley. 782 00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:15,991 2024. 783 00:44:16,074 --> 00:44:18,702 Thousands of years in the future. 784 00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:21,121 You will wait until it is time, 785 00:44:21,204 --> 00:44:24,833 and you will take the plans and give them to me. 786 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:28,336 And destroy anything that gets in your way. 787 00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:33,383 Remember, Fianna, these thieves have stolen 788 00:44:33,466 --> 00:44:38,346 from the Supre... himself. 789 00:44:39,598 --> 00:44:41,850 We're dealing with master geniuses. 790 00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:45,270 Take no chances.