1 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,190 Five thousand years ago... 2 00:00:39,275 --> 00:00:42,110 a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King... 3 00:00:42,195 --> 00:00:44,195 led a great army on a campaign... 4 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,785 to conquer the known world. 5 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:12,370 After a vicious campaign which lasted seven long years... 6 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:15,120 the Scorpion King and his army were defeated... 7 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:18,915 and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. 8 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:46,150 One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun... 9 00:02:48,405 --> 00:02:51,910 until only the great warrior himself was left alive. 10 00:02:59,335 --> 00:03:01,000 Near death... 11 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:05,215 the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis... 12 00:03:05,295 --> 00:03:07,965 that if Anubis would spare his life... 13 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:10,675 and let him conquer his enemies... 14 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,430 he would give him his soul. 15 00:03:20,895 --> 00:03:24,610 Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. 16 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:55,180 Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army... 17 00:03:57,430 --> 00:04:00,060 and like an evil flood, they washed away... 18 00:04:00,145 --> 00:04:02,435 all that lay before them. 19 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:15,033 When his task was done... 20 00:04:15,117 --> 00:04:19,037 Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. 21 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:30,048 His army was returned to the sands from whence they came... 22 00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:38,015 where they wait, silently... 23 00:04:38,098 --> 00:04:40,267 to be awakened once again. 24 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:19,157 Alex? 25 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:22,077 What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life? 26 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,830 I'll tell you a story some time. 27 00:06:24,913 --> 00:06:26,999 What are you doing down here? I told you to wait for us in the temple. 28 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,875 It's dangerous down here. 29 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:31,670 - But I saw your tattoo. - You saw what? 30 00:06:31,753 --> 00:06:34,256 On a wall by the entrance. There's a cartouche just like it. 31 00:06:34,339 --> 00:06:36,675 With the pyramid and the eye... 32 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:39,595 and the two kings and everything. 33 00:06:39,678 --> 00:06:41,597 - Really? - Yeah. 34 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,766 Okay. Well, I'll be up to take a look at that in a minute. 35 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:47,352 In the meantime, I want you to wait for us up there. 36 00:06:47,436 --> 00:06:49,354 Pick up your stuff, and I'll see you up in the temple. 37 00:06:52,691 --> 00:06:54,318 Go on. 38 00:06:54,401 --> 00:06:56,361 And what should I do? 39 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:58,864 I don't know. Surprise me. 40 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:01,450 - Build a better mousetrap. - Okay. 41 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,660 While your mother goes and desecrates another tomb. 42 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,676 Go away. 43 00:07:22,471 --> 00:07:25,307 - Those are poisonous, you know. - Only if they bite you. 44 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:27,392 What was all that about? 45 00:07:27,476 --> 00:07:30,187 Nothing. Alex wanted to show me something. 46 00:07:31,271 --> 00:07:32,981 I swear... 47 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:35,484 the kid gets more and more like you every day. 48 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,819 You mean more attractive, sweet... 49 00:07:37,903 --> 00:07:40,072 and devilishly charming? 50 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:42,658 No, he's driving me crazy. 51 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:44,534 Now, where were we? 52 00:07:45,577 --> 00:07:47,537 Hammer and chisel. 53 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,419 All right, all right! Let's do it your way. 54 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:55,921 Thank you. 55 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:16,817 Ever since I had that dream... 56 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:20,195 this place is all I can think about. 57 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:23,490 Ever since you had that dream, I haven't had a decent night of sleep. 58 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,578 I feel like I've been here before. 59 00:08:27,661 --> 00:08:29,705 I know I've been here before. 60 00:08:29,788 --> 00:08:33,000 Evy, nobody's been here before, not in at least 3,000 years. 61 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,002 Except for these guys. 62 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:42,718 Then how do I seem to know exactly where I'm going? 63 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,234 Let's go. 64 00:09:32,726 --> 00:09:36,021 Knock, knock. Anybody home? 65 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:41,193 You two check out that stuff, see if it's there. 66 00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:45,155 I'll sort out the O'Connells. 67 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,542 If you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name. 68 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:23,378 I just had a vision. 69 00:11:23,462 --> 00:11:27,716 It was like my dream, but it was real. 70 00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:30,218 It was like I was actually here in ancient times. 71 00:11:30,302 --> 00:11:32,763 Well, if you actually were here... 72 00:11:32,846 --> 00:11:35,432 could you show me how to open this thing? 73 00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:36,975 Hold this. 74 00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:55,953 - Now you're starting to scare me. - I'm starting to scare myself. 75 00:11:56,995 --> 00:11:59,915 What is this? Look at the state of this rubbish. 76 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,167 The Egyptians never had a clue. Look at that stuff. 77 00:12:02,251 --> 00:12:05,629 It's all chintz and stuff. Look at that. 78 00:12:05,712 --> 00:12:09,424 Cheap pottery, this. Ancient rubbish. 79 00:12:12,636 --> 00:12:14,596 Jacques, something's hit me head! 80 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,764 Shut up, Spivey. 81 00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,599 This place is cursed. 82 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:23,522 We do not want to wake the gods. 83 00:12:45,294 --> 00:12:47,629 That's the emblem of the Scorpion King. 84 00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:51,133 He's supposed to be pure myth. 85 00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:54,136 No trace of him has ever been found before. No artifacts. 86 00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:56,138 No archival evidence. 87 00:12:56,221 --> 00:12:58,223 Maybe they didn't want anybody to find him. 88 00:12:58,307 --> 00:13:00,309 - Let's open this. - Evy, I don't know. 89 00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:03,395 - I don't have a good feeling about this. - It's only a chest. 90 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,480 No harm ever came from opening a chest. 91 00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:07,774 Right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. 92 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:10,652 - Remember how that one went? - Come on. We can't stop now. 93 00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:12,988 Just remember, I was the voice of reason here. 94 00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:14,156 For once. 95 00:13:14,907 --> 00:13:16,033 Rubbish. 96 00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:18,327 Dreck. Chintz. 97 00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,876 God, that hurt! 98 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:48,231 Hon? Let's do it your way. 99 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,044 The bracelet of Anubis. 100 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,346 I'll take care of this. 101 00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:27,187 Oh, my God. 102 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:30,065 It's a bit late for that! 103 00:14:30,148 --> 00:14:33,402 - Put it in your rucksack. - Let's leave it here. 104 00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:36,029 - It's a bit late for that! - What's it say? 105 00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:38,991 "He who disturbs this bracelet... 106 00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:41,201 shall drink from the Nile. " 107 00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:42,995 That doesn't sound too bad. 108 00:15:01,346 --> 00:15:05,601 Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you, my son. 109 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,398 Spivey! Jacques! Let's get the hell out of here! 110 00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:14,234 Come on. 111 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:17,089 This is bad, Evy. 112 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,383 - We've had bad before. - This is worse. 113 00:16:58,046 --> 00:17:00,173 Mom? Dad? 114 00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:02,718 I can explain everything. 115 00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:32,623 The Book of the Dead gives life. 116 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,626 And the Book of the Living... 117 00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:40,589 takes life away. 118 00:17:40,672 --> 00:17:42,633 I thought that was my job. 119 00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:47,429 We're getting close. 120 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,836 Did you acquire it? 121 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:32,159 We're getting very close. 122 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,009 We found him. 123 00:19:51,136 --> 00:19:53,805 We found him! We found him! 124 00:20:10,656 --> 00:20:13,033 Step aside there. Out of the way. 125 00:20:18,372 --> 00:20:19,915 Imhotep. 126 00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:21,959 It's him. It's Imhotep. 127 00:20:27,339 --> 00:20:29,299 Now we must raise those that serve him. 128 00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:31,593 Get out of my way. Get out of the way. 129 00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:34,221 Get out of my way or I'm gonna shoot you in the face. 130 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:36,723 He means it. He shot someone before. 131 00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:38,100 Give it to me. 132 00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:41,228 The opportunity passed us by. 133 00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:46,024 - We need that bracelet. - We need it before it opens. 134 00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:51,822 Enough. 135 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,451 My dear Hafez... 136 00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:59,454 I told you I should have handled it. 137 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:02,666 I did not want your past history... 138 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:04,376 to cloud the issue. 139 00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:06,753 Don't worry. We know where it is. We'll take care of it. 140 00:21:06,837 --> 00:21:09,423 No, we'll take care of it. 141 00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:12,301 I have a different chore for you now. 142 00:21:12,384 --> 00:21:14,469 Where is the bracelet? 143 00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:16,263 It's on its way to merry old London. 144 00:21:17,848 --> 00:21:20,559 Then London is where we must go. 145 00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:40,787 I think the bracelet is some sort of guide... 146 00:21:40,871 --> 00:21:42,956 to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere. 147 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,709 Evy, I know what you're thinking... 148 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,502 and the answer's no. 149 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,546 We just got home. 150 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:53,050 That's the beauty of it. We're already packed. 151 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:56,303 Why don't you just give me one good reason? 152 00:21:56,386 --> 00:21:58,430 It's just an oasis... 153 00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:01,767 darling. 154 00:22:02,851 --> 00:22:04,853 A beautiful... 155 00:22:04,937 --> 00:22:06,396 exciting... 156 00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:09,024 romantic... 157 00:22:11,777 --> 00:22:13,695 oasis. 158 00:22:13,779 --> 00:22:17,908 The kind with the white, sandy beach and the palm trees... 159 00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:20,035 and the cool, clear, blue water? 160 00:22:21,453 --> 00:22:24,623 We could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas. 161 00:22:25,707 --> 00:22:28,877 - Sounds good. - Sounds too good. What's the catch? 162 00:22:28,961 --> 00:22:31,546 Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis's army. 163 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,091 You see? I knew there's a catch. There's always a catch. 164 00:22:34,174 --> 00:22:36,093 How did I know that? And let me guess. 165 00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:38,804 It was commanded by that Scorpion King guy? 166 00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:41,556 Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years. 167 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,559 And if someone doesn't kill him, he's gonna wipe out the world. 168 00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:47,604 - How did you know? - I didn't, but that's always the story. 169 00:22:47,688 --> 00:22:50,607 The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere... 170 00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:54,444 was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. 171 00:22:54,528 --> 00:22:57,406 - He sent over a thousand men. - None of them was ever seen again. 172 00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,491 - How did you know? - I didn't, but that's always the story. 173 00:22:59,575 --> 00:23:01,743 - Did I mention the pyramid of gold? - Twice. 174 00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:04,121 Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it. 175 00:23:04,204 --> 00:23:06,123 - Hooray for him. - So did Caesar. 176 00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:08,125 - Look what happened to his career. - And Napoleon. 177 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,502 Yeah, but we're smarter than him. 178 00:23:10,586 --> 00:23:12,170 - Taller too. - Exactly. 179 00:23:12,254 --> 00:23:15,340 - That's why we're gonna find it. - Because we're taller? 180 00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:19,803 - That's why I love you. - Nice try. 181 00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:42,200 Mom! 182 00:23:42,284 --> 00:23:44,369 What do I do with this chest? 183 00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:46,371 Sucker weighs a goddang ton. 184 00:23:46,455 --> 00:23:48,624 Alex, watch your language. 185 00:23:48,707 --> 00:23:50,334 Rather weighty, this. 186 00:24:00,385 --> 00:24:04,139 Evy, that first weird dream of yours was exactly six weeks ago, right? 187 00:24:04,222 --> 00:24:06,266 Yes, but what's that got to do with anything? 188 00:24:07,809 --> 00:24:10,979 It just happens to coincide with Egyptian New Year. 189 00:24:12,731 --> 00:24:15,067 That's right. What a coincidence. 190 00:24:16,693 --> 00:24:18,278 Maybe. 191 00:24:18,362 --> 00:24:20,781 All I'm saying is let's be cautious. 192 00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:33,085 If anything happened to you, I would never forgive myself. 193 00:24:53,855 --> 00:24:56,316 You and Alex are the only thing that matter to me. 194 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,818 Well... 195 00:24:59,069 --> 00:25:02,447 the Bembridge scholars have been begging me... 196 00:25:02,531 --> 00:25:04,950 to run the British Museum. 197 00:25:22,843 --> 00:25:24,761 Cripes, how do you get this thing off? 198 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:27,055 Have I kissed you today? 199 00:25:35,814 --> 00:25:38,233 I hate it when you do that. 200 00:25:38,317 --> 00:25:39,735 Why? 201 00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:42,863 - Makes me agree to anything. - Anything? 202 00:25:49,328 --> 00:25:50,996 Those knickers are not mine. 203 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:54,583 Jonathan. 204 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:57,085 Alex, behave yourself for five minutes, all right? 205 00:25:57,961 --> 00:25:59,379 You betcha. 206 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:11,516 - Happy to be home? - Couldn't be happier. 207 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,061 It's the Year of the Scorpion. 208 00:26:14,144 --> 00:26:16,188 - Neat. - Thought you might like that. 209 00:26:17,064 --> 00:26:20,484 So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his scepter. 210 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:22,527 Oh, you're so brave. 211 00:26:22,611 --> 00:26:24,571 And rich. Did I mention rich? 212 00:26:24,655 --> 00:26:26,990 What do you think I'm doing here? 213 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:32,829 - Sorry, we must be in the wrong house. - You said this was your house. 214 00:26:32,913 --> 00:26:34,456 - I didn't. - Call me! 215 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:38,752 - You're not Sheila's husband? - No. 216 00:26:40,045 --> 00:26:42,464 If you work for Johnny, I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday. 217 00:26:42,547 --> 00:26:44,758 I don't know any Johnny. 218 00:26:44,841 --> 00:26:47,177 We are looking for the bracelet of Anubis. 219 00:26:47,261 --> 00:26:50,013 Oh, good for you. Good thing to have, the old bracelet of Anubis. 220 00:26:50,097 --> 00:26:51,807 Where is it? 221 00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:54,601 Ah, you're looking here for the bracelet. I see. 222 00:26:54,685 --> 00:26:57,020 I have no idea what you're talking about. 223 00:26:57,104 --> 00:27:00,148 Mr. O'Connell, you try my patience. 224 00:27:00,232 --> 00:27:03,819 Mr. O'Connell? Hold on a minute. You've got the wrong ma... 225 00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:05,487 That bracelet. Now I remember. 226 00:27:05,571 --> 00:27:08,865 - I lost it in a card game. - For your sake, I hope not. 227 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,914 It can't be. 228 00:27:22,588 --> 00:27:25,340 - Where's your wife? - My wife? 229 00:27:25,424 --> 00:27:26,800 You mean Evy. 230 00:27:26,883 --> 00:27:30,053 I think she went off to Baden-Baden or Tibet or something. 231 00:27:30,137 --> 00:27:33,432 The girl's a free spirit. Did I mention I was single now? 232 00:27:39,938 --> 00:27:42,399 Egyptian asps are quite poisonous. 233 00:27:43,817 --> 00:27:44,901 It's downstairs. 234 00:27:44,985 --> 00:27:50,699 There's a safe. The combination is 3-20-58. 235 00:27:50,782 --> 00:27:52,117 393-something. 236 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,119 It's in the safe downstairs. 237 00:27:54,202 --> 00:27:55,787 I told you! 238 00:27:55,871 --> 00:27:57,456 And your point is? 239 00:27:57,539 --> 00:28:01,126 - I told you so you wouldn't kill me. - When did we make that arrangement? 240 00:28:12,304 --> 00:28:14,556 Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties. 241 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,850 Well, when you're popular... 242 00:28:16,934 --> 00:28:20,228 I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded. 243 00:28:20,312 --> 00:28:23,315 I haven't lost it. I just can't find it. There's a difference. 244 00:28:23,398 --> 00:28:26,234 Well, you better start finding it then. 245 00:28:26,318 --> 00:28:28,737 I will, Mom. There's nothing to worry about. 246 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:31,490 Good evening. 247 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,662 Who are you? What are you doing here? 248 00:28:36,745 --> 00:28:39,164 I'm looking for the chest, of course. 249 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,793 Give it to me now. 250 00:28:46,004 --> 00:28:48,757 Get out of my house. 251 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,967 Whoa, Mom. 252 00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:52,469 - Maybe not the best idea. - Alex, get back there. 253 00:28:56,098 --> 00:28:58,684 Definitely not the best idea. 254 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:01,103 I think it's time to yell for Dad now. 255 00:29:01,186 --> 00:29:04,147 - I will kill you and take it anyway. - I think not. 256 00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:09,361 Ardeth. What are you doing here? 257 00:29:09,444 --> 00:29:11,446 Perhaps explanations are best kept for later. 258 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:13,115 Ardeth Bay. 259 00:29:14,032 --> 00:29:15,200 Lock-Nah. 260 00:29:15,284 --> 00:29:17,369 Hey, folks, knowing my brother-in-law... 261 00:29:17,452 --> 00:29:19,621 he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him... 262 00:29:19,705 --> 00:29:21,123 but this is my house. 263 00:29:21,206 --> 00:29:23,292 I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment. 264 00:29:27,588 --> 00:29:29,214 Shoot him! 265 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,161 Whoa, Mom! 266 00:29:59,244 --> 00:30:01,914 - Where did you learn to do that? - I have no idea. 267 00:30:07,586 --> 00:30:09,212 That I learned from your father. 268 00:30:11,632 --> 00:30:13,425 I'll take that. 269 00:30:22,768 --> 00:30:25,646 Not bad for a Medjai. 270 00:30:32,444 --> 00:30:33,904 Let go! 271 00:30:42,704 --> 00:30:45,749 - What's in the chest? - The bracelet of Anubis! 272 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:03,100 They must not get the bracelet. 273 00:31:03,183 --> 00:31:04,977 Get it and get out of here! 274 00:31:10,649 --> 00:31:12,609 Mom, look out! 275 00:31:13,485 --> 00:31:14,569 Evelyn! 276 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:35,924 What'd you do this time? 277 00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:38,176 I haven't done anything to anybody. 278 00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:41,597 - Lately. - Come on! 279 00:32:03,201 --> 00:32:05,203 Rick! 280 00:32:06,204 --> 00:32:08,040 Look out, Rick! 281 00:32:17,716 --> 00:32:19,301 Dad! Dad! 282 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,846 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 283 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:30,979 What the hell are you doing here? Scratch that. I don't care. 284 00:32:31,063 --> 00:32:33,148 Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife? 285 00:32:33,231 --> 00:32:36,151 My friend, I'm not sure... 286 00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:37,736 but wherever this man is... 287 00:32:37,819 --> 00:32:40,239 your wife will surely be. 288 00:32:41,865 --> 00:32:44,660 Hey, I know him. He's the curator. 289 00:32:44,743 --> 00:32:47,287 - He works at the British Museum. - Are you sure? 290 00:32:47,371 --> 00:32:50,749 Better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home. 291 00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:55,128 Okay, you're here. The bad guys are here. 292 00:32:55,212 --> 00:32:57,172 Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess. 293 00:32:57,256 --> 00:32:59,258 They once again removed the creature from his grave. 294 00:32:59,341 --> 00:33:02,594 Not to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen? 295 00:33:02,678 --> 00:33:06,056 That woman with him knows things no living person could possibly know. 296 00:33:06,139 --> 00:33:08,600 She knew exactly where the creature was buried. 297 00:33:08,684 --> 00:33:11,853 We hoped she would lead us to the bracelet. She obviously did. 298 00:33:11,937 --> 00:33:13,522 Now they have it. 299 00:33:13,605 --> 00:33:16,525 I wouldn't get too nervous just yet. 300 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,486 Is that gold? 301 00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:21,488 When I stuck it on, I saw the pyramids at Giza. 302 00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:24,658 Then whoosh... straight across the desert to Karnak. 303 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,661 You have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. 304 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:31,331 You, lighten up. You, big trouble. 305 00:33:31,415 --> 00:33:33,333 You, get in the car. 306 00:33:39,131 --> 00:33:42,301 I am sorry if I alarmed your son, but you must understand. 307 00:33:42,384 --> 00:33:44,261 Now that the bracelet's on... 308 00:33:44,344 --> 00:33:46,346 we have 7 days before the Scorpion King awakens. 309 00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:47,806 We? What we? 310 00:33:47,889 --> 00:33:50,601 If he is not killed, he will raise the Army of Anubis. 311 00:33:50,684 --> 00:33:53,729 - I take it that's not a good thing. - Oh, he'll wipe out the world. 312 00:33:53,812 --> 00:33:56,064 The old "wipe out the world" ploy. 313 00:34:00,193 --> 00:34:02,195 Whomever can kill the Scorpion King... 314 00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,197 can send his army back to the Underworld... 315 00:34:04,281 --> 00:34:06,992 or use it to destroy mankind and rule the Earth. 316 00:34:07,075 --> 00:34:11,246 They dug up Imhotep 'cause he's tough enough to take out the Scorpion King. 317 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,497 That is their plan. 318 00:34:25,010 --> 00:34:28,764 Alex, I got a big job for you. Stay here and protect the car. 319 00:34:28,847 --> 00:34:31,183 - I could do that. - Protect the car? 320 00:34:31,266 --> 00:34:34,227 Come on. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid. 321 00:34:34,311 --> 00:34:36,480 - I know. - Dad! 322 00:34:37,522 --> 00:34:40,442 If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me. 323 00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:42,945 Maybe you should stay here and watch him. 324 00:34:43,028 --> 00:34:44,404 Now you're talking. 325 00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:51,495 - You want the shotgun? - No, I prefer the Thompson. 326 00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:02,631 If I were to say to you, I'm a stranger traveling from the east... 327 00:35:02,714 --> 00:35:04,633 seeking that which is lost... 328 00:35:04,716 --> 00:35:07,302 Then I would reply that I am a stranger traveling from the west. 329 00:35:07,386 --> 00:35:10,013 - It is I whom you seek. - Then it is true. 330 00:35:11,056 --> 00:35:13,141 - You have the sacred mark. - What, that? 331 00:35:13,225 --> 00:35:15,644 That got slapped on me in an orphanage in Cairo. 332 00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:18,272 That mark means you're a protector of man... 333 00:35:18,355 --> 00:35:21,316 a warrior for God, a Medjai. 334 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,278 Sorry. You've got the wrong guy. 335 00:36:08,447 --> 00:36:10,282 Mr. Hafez. 336 00:36:15,245 --> 00:36:17,164 They found him. 337 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:53,885 Imhotep. 338 00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,506 Do not be frightened. 339 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:33,926 I am not afraid. 340 00:39:02,621 --> 00:39:04,373 You know... 341 00:39:04,456 --> 00:39:09,002 a couple of years ago, this would've seemed really strange to me. 342 00:39:14,132 --> 00:39:16,635 Lord Imhotep will be much pleased. 343 00:39:26,311 --> 00:39:28,563 Where is it? 344 00:39:28,647 --> 00:39:30,941 Where is the bracelet? 345 00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:33,944 I think I know. 346 00:39:34,027 --> 00:39:38,240 At the very top of the gold pyramid, there was a huge diamond. 347 00:39:38,323 --> 00:39:39,741 How huge? 348 00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:42,744 It was so big, it would reflect the sun... 349 00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:45,080 and wink at distant travelers... 350 00:39:45,163 --> 00:39:48,000 beckoning them to their deaths. 351 00:40:08,103 --> 00:40:10,439 Get off! Get off! 352 00:40:14,109 --> 00:40:15,652 Oh, my God. 353 00:40:18,322 --> 00:40:20,866 You wait! I'll put you in your grave again. 354 00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:23,994 Our thinking was, not if we put you in your grave first. 355 00:40:25,787 --> 00:40:26,955 Burn her! 356 00:40:27,039 --> 00:40:28,206 You bast... 357 00:40:42,471 --> 00:40:45,057 - Open it! Open it! - I'm trying! 358 00:41:06,411 --> 00:41:08,789 - Hurry up! - Come on, come on! 359 00:41:09,998 --> 00:41:11,917 - You broke it! - Be quiet! 360 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,962 If there's gonna be any hysterics, they'll come from me! 361 00:41:59,131 --> 00:42:00,716 Go, go, go! 362 00:42:16,315 --> 00:42:19,318 Oh, no. Not these guys again. 363 00:42:28,619 --> 00:42:31,038 What are we gonna do? 364 00:42:31,121 --> 00:42:33,916 You're asking me? I'm only eight years old! 365 00:42:41,673 --> 00:42:44,968 Honey, what you doin'? These guys don't use doors. 366 00:42:47,804 --> 00:42:50,057 Where the hell's Jonathan? 367 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:57,189 - Alex! - What's the matter with my car? 368 00:42:57,272 --> 00:43:00,108 I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation. 369 00:43:00,192 --> 00:43:02,277 - A double-decker bus? - It was his idea. 370 00:43:02,361 --> 00:43:03,528 - Was not! - Was too! 371 00:43:03,612 --> 00:43:05,697 - Just go! - It was too! 372 00:43:21,296 --> 00:43:23,924 No, not my car! 373 00:43:28,053 --> 00:43:30,389 Oh, I hate mummies. 374 00:43:30,472 --> 00:43:33,892 - Glad to see me now? - Just like old times, huh? 375 00:45:13,408 --> 00:45:14,743 Turn, turn! 376 00:45:33,345 --> 00:45:35,013 No! Get out of the way! 377 00:46:04,543 --> 00:46:06,169 Look out! 378 00:47:08,774 --> 00:47:11,109 Great driving, Uncle Jon. 379 00:47:11,193 --> 00:47:12,569 Yeah. 380 00:47:18,659 --> 00:47:20,452 You all right? 381 00:47:20,535 --> 00:47:23,622 This was my first bus ride. 382 00:47:30,796 --> 00:47:34,383 - What would I do without you? - Are all librarians this much trouble? 383 00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:35,968 Jeez, get a room. 384 00:47:49,856 --> 00:47:51,233 Let me go! 385 00:47:51,316 --> 00:47:52,776 Silence! 386 00:47:54,194 --> 00:47:55,988 Stop! 387 00:49:40,217 --> 00:49:43,345 Please do not fear for your son, my friends. 388 00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:46,014 They cannot hurt him, for he wears the bracelet of Anubis. 389 00:49:47,266 --> 00:49:48,850 Alex is wearing the bracelet? 390 00:49:48,934 --> 00:49:52,062 When he put it on, he said he saw the pyramids at Giza, the temple at Karnak. 391 00:49:52,145 --> 00:49:55,565 At Karnak, the bracelet will show him the next step of the journey. 392 00:49:57,109 --> 00:50:01,154 If we don't get to Karnak before them, we won't know where to look for him. 393 00:50:01,238 --> 00:50:03,198 Seems to me... 394 00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,492 like we need a magic carpet. 395 00:50:24,136 --> 00:50:26,972 When Lord Imhotep last encountered the O'Connells... 396 00:50:27,055 --> 00:50:30,559 they sent his immortal soul to the Underworld. 397 00:50:30,642 --> 00:50:34,271 As powerful as he will become, he is still vulnerable. 398 00:50:34,354 --> 00:50:37,899 Only with the Army of Anubis will he be invincible. 399 00:50:39,192 --> 00:50:41,445 He will need your help. 400 00:50:44,865 --> 00:50:46,658 Keep this with you always. 401 00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:51,121 The Book of the Dead! 402 00:50:51,204 --> 00:50:53,707 What a bright little child. 403 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,753 Your mother must be missing you terribly. 404 00:50:57,836 --> 00:51:00,255 If you wish to see her again, you'd better behave. 405 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:02,841 Lady, I don't behave for my parents. 406 00:51:02,925 --> 00:51:04,968 What makes you think I'm going to do it for you? 407 00:51:05,052 --> 00:51:06,136 Silence! 408 00:51:06,219 --> 00:51:10,599 Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed... 409 00:51:10,682 --> 00:51:12,851 while you were sleeping. 410 00:51:13,644 --> 00:51:15,771 Lord Imhotep wishes to meet the boy. 411 00:51:16,521 --> 00:51:20,484 Now we shall see how brave you are. 412 00:51:20,567 --> 00:51:23,904 Hey, watch the suit. 413 00:51:23,987 --> 00:51:25,822 Ow! Me fingers. 414 00:51:27,115 --> 00:51:28,951 Nice. 415 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,330 Very nice. 416 00:51:33,413 --> 00:51:35,457 Did you acquire what we asked? 417 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:39,711 We acquired it, all right. You know what? 418 00:51:39,795 --> 00:51:43,799 We had to kill two of those guards at the mausoleum to acquire it. 419 00:51:43,882 --> 00:51:45,300 This chest is cursed. 420 00:51:47,886 --> 00:51:49,972 It says there is one... 421 00:51:50,055 --> 00:51:51,473 the undead... 422 00:51:51,556 --> 00:51:53,976 who will kill all those who open this chest. 423 00:51:54,059 --> 00:51:58,063 Yes, and the creature will suck them dry then become whole again. 424 00:51:58,146 --> 00:51:59,982 We've all heard this story before. 425 00:52:00,065 --> 00:52:03,819 Yeah, but I heard the Yanks who found it nine years ago all died. 426 00:52:03,902 --> 00:52:06,113 Horrible deaths, they were. 427 00:52:06,196 --> 00:52:08,365 - So with that in mind... - We want ten. 428 00:52:09,032 --> 00:52:10,492 Quiet! 429 00:52:13,245 --> 00:52:15,289 The agreement was for five. 430 00:52:15,372 --> 00:52:18,208 Well, we want ten or we'll take it elsewhere. 431 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:20,836 - If you... - Ten will be just fine. 432 00:52:20,919 --> 00:52:22,337 Follow me, gentlemen. 433 00:52:24,590 --> 00:52:26,049 Get in. 434 00:52:48,113 --> 00:52:50,032 it is you who are the chosen one... 435 00:52:50,115 --> 00:52:53,994 you who will take me to Ahm Shere. 436 00:52:54,077 --> 00:52:58,248 What if I don't? What if I get a little lost? 437 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:03,086 You have strength, little one. 438 00:53:03,795 --> 00:53:08,175 You are your father's son, but I know something you don't. 439 00:53:08,926 --> 00:53:10,844 This bracelet is a gift... 440 00:53:11,678 --> 00:53:13,847 and a curse. 441 00:53:13,931 --> 00:53:16,350 The sands of time... 442 00:53:16,433 --> 00:53:19,102 have already begun to pour against you. 443 00:53:23,148 --> 00:53:25,233 Yeah, I already heard this part. 444 00:53:25,317 --> 00:53:27,402 From the minute I put the bracelet on... 445 00:53:27,486 --> 00:53:30,072 seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up. 446 00:53:30,155 --> 00:53:32,532 Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid... 447 00:53:32,616 --> 00:53:35,077 before the sun strikes it on that very morning... 448 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,664 that the bracelet will suck the life out of you? 449 00:53:38,747 --> 00:53:40,666 That part I missed. 450 00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:44,002 Hey, wait a minute. That means I've only got five days left. 451 00:53:44,086 --> 00:53:48,340 Then I believe it will be best if we do not get lost, don't you? 452 00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:52,135 My dad is going to kick your ass. 453 00:53:59,017 --> 00:54:01,019 I do not think so. 454 00:54:05,691 --> 00:54:09,778 In here, gentlemen, you shall receive your just rewards. 455 00:54:09,861 --> 00:54:12,072 No tricks now, woman. 456 00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:14,616 We're not givin' up this chest till we're satisfied. 457 00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:18,203 Don't worry. There is much satisfaction to be had. 458 00:54:27,254 --> 00:54:28,714 What's going on? 459 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:37,055 This place is cursed. 460 00:54:37,139 --> 00:54:41,101 - What is it with you and curses? - He ain't happy without a good curse. 461 00:54:41,184 --> 00:54:43,770 "This is cursed. That is cursed. " 462 00:54:43,854 --> 00:54:45,897 Give it a rest, will ya? 463 00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:50,485 Christ! 464 00:54:58,744 --> 00:55:02,623 He wants you to open the chest. Open the chest! 465 00:55:25,479 --> 00:55:28,774 Where'd he go? 466 00:56:17,614 --> 00:56:20,993 - This is the magic carpet? - It'll be fine. He's a professional. 467 00:56:23,662 --> 00:56:24,955 Izzy! 468 00:56:30,836 --> 00:56:32,671 He definitely remembers you. 469 00:56:32,754 --> 00:56:35,215 He's a little shy. Jonathan, get our bags. 470 00:56:35,299 --> 00:56:38,260 - Oh, my hands are full. - Now. 471 00:56:38,343 --> 00:56:40,721 - Right. I'll get the bags. - I'll deal with the flight details. 472 00:56:42,347 --> 00:56:45,684 - Honey, you're not a subtle man. - We don't have time for subtle. 473 00:56:48,562 --> 00:56:50,731 Izzy, come here. 474 00:56:52,024 --> 00:56:54,818 - Doesn't look happy to see you. - Never turned me down yet. 475 00:56:54,901 --> 00:56:57,696 Whatever it is, whatever you need, I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell. 476 00:56:57,779 --> 00:56:59,865 Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. 477 00:56:59,948 --> 00:57:03,535 Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass. 478 00:57:03,619 --> 00:57:06,788 - Remember that bank job in Marrakesh? - Bank job? 479 00:57:06,872 --> 00:57:10,167 - It's not like it sounds. - It's exactly how it sounds. 480 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,502 I'm flying high, hiding in the sun. 481 00:57:12,586 --> 00:57:15,505 The white boy here flags me down, so I fly in low for the pick-up. 482 00:57:15,589 --> 00:57:17,716 The next thing you know, I get shot. 483 00:57:17,799 --> 00:57:20,093 I'm lying in the middle of the road with my spleen hanging out... 484 00:57:20,177 --> 00:57:23,305 and I see him waltzing up with some belly dancer girl. 485 00:57:23,388 --> 00:57:25,390 Belly dancer girl? 486 00:57:25,474 --> 00:57:27,976 - Izzy, I think you and I should talk. - As long as I don't get shot. 487 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:30,938 Quit your whining. You're gonna get paid this time. 488 00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:36,568 Have you looked around here any? What do I need money for? 489 00:57:36,652 --> 00:57:39,071 What the hell am I gonna spend it on? 490 00:57:39,154 --> 00:57:41,865 I'm gonna keep this short. My little boy's out there. 491 00:57:41,949 --> 00:57:44,243 I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get him back. 492 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,044 If you give me that gold stick, you can shave my head... 493 00:57:54,127 --> 00:57:56,255 wax my legs and use me for a surfboard. 494 00:57:57,464 --> 00:57:59,967 Didn't we do that in Tripoli? 495 00:58:00,050 --> 00:58:03,220 Say, by the way, when did you lose your eye? 496 00:58:04,638 --> 00:58:07,808 I didn't. I just thought it made me look more dashing. 497 00:58:09,935 --> 00:58:11,645 Come on. Get to work. 498 00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:16,316 - You're not catching me at my best. - Oh, I'm sure I am. 499 00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:27,286 I knew it. I'm gonna get shot. 500 00:58:28,203 --> 00:58:30,872 These are the commanders of the 12 tribes of the Medjai. 501 00:58:32,332 --> 00:58:33,917 Horus. 502 00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:40,799 Pet bird. 503 00:58:40,882 --> 00:58:42,593 My best and most clever friend. 504 00:58:42,676 --> 00:58:45,596 He will let the commanders know of our progress so that they may follow. 505 00:59:03,739 --> 00:59:05,866 If the Army of Anubis arises... 506 00:59:07,284 --> 00:59:10,454 they will do all they can to stop it. 507 00:59:10,537 --> 00:59:14,082 - Are you sure Izzy is reliable? - Yeah, he's reliable-ish. 508 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:22,925 - Isn't she beautiful? - It's a balloon. 509 00:59:23,008 --> 00:59:24,760 It's a dirigible. 510 00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:27,888 - Where's your airplane? - Airplanes are a thing of the past. 511 00:59:27,971 --> 00:59:30,223 - Izzy, you were right. - I was? 512 00:59:30,307 --> 00:59:32,100 Yeah, you're gonna get shot. 513 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:35,103 She's faster than she looks. 514 00:59:35,187 --> 00:59:36,813 And she's real quiet. 515 00:59:36,897 --> 00:59:40,901 Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. 516 00:59:40,984 --> 00:59:43,028 Unless, of course, we go with your approach... 517 00:59:43,111 --> 00:59:46,573 barging in face first, guns blazing, gettin' your friends shot in the ass. 518 00:59:49,576 --> 00:59:52,537 Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground? 519 01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:42,754 O'Connell does not want to believe, but he flies like Horus to his destiny. 520 01:00:42,838 --> 01:00:46,717 Yes, very interesting. Tell me more about this gold pyramid. 521 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,428 It is written that since the time of the Scorpion King... 522 01:00:49,511 --> 01:00:52,723 no man who has laid eyes upon it has ever returned to tell the tale. 523 01:00:52,806 --> 01:00:55,434 Where is all this stuff written? Hello! 524 01:00:57,686 --> 01:00:59,146 Got it. 525 01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:06,069 Pretty nice, eh? 526 01:01:06,153 --> 01:01:08,447 This is all I have left in the world. 527 01:01:08,530 --> 01:01:10,574 The rest of my fortune was lost... 528 01:01:10,657 --> 01:01:13,118 to some rather unscrupulous characters, actually. 529 01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,788 If the curator reacted the way you say, it must be very important. 530 01:01:16,872 --> 01:01:19,249 If I were you, I would keep it close. 531 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:22,961 My friend, the gods couldn't take this away from me. 532 01:01:23,045 --> 01:01:24,671 - That's mine. - No, it's not! 533 01:01:27,215 --> 01:01:29,927 Keep your hands off it. 534 01:01:38,852 --> 01:01:41,480 I want him back, Rick. 535 01:01:41,563 --> 01:01:43,649 I want him in my arms. 536 01:01:43,732 --> 01:01:45,150 I know. 537 01:01:47,194 --> 01:01:49,112 We taught him well. 538 01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:52,115 He's smarter than you. 539 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,118 He's tougher than me. 540 01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:57,788 - I love him so much, I just can't... - I know. We both do. 541 01:01:57,871 --> 01:01:59,665 Alex knows that. 542 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,669 I'll get him back, Evy. I promise. 543 01:02:03,752 --> 01:02:05,712 I know you will. 544 01:02:32,573 --> 01:02:35,284 - Are we there yet? - No. 545 01:02:47,462 --> 01:02:50,007 That was amazing. Perfect aim. 546 01:02:50,090 --> 01:02:53,093 What are you talking about? 547 01:02:53,176 --> 01:02:54,469 I missed. 548 01:03:02,978 --> 01:03:04,980 I have to go to the bathroom. 549 01:03:36,053 --> 01:03:38,013 Make it quick. 550 01:03:44,645 --> 01:03:45,729 Hurry up. 551 01:03:49,691 --> 01:03:51,902 - Hey, reading material! - Now! 552 01:03:57,115 --> 01:03:59,993 I can't go when someone's watching. 553 01:04:02,037 --> 01:04:04,706 I don't trust you. You'll look. 554 01:04:13,382 --> 01:04:14,841 Darn! 555 01:04:18,470 --> 01:04:20,055 Oh, my God! 556 01:04:20,138 --> 01:04:23,392 Doesn't anyone around here know how to flush a toilet? 557 01:05:23,285 --> 01:05:25,037 Karnak. 558 01:06:05,452 --> 01:06:08,956 If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future. 559 01:06:09,039 --> 01:06:10,415 Look... 560 01:06:10,499 --> 01:06:14,795 even if I was some sort of sacred Medjai... 561 01:06:14,878 --> 01:06:16,797 what good does that do me now? 562 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,007 It is the missing piece of your heart. 563 01:06:19,091 --> 01:06:22,928 If you embrace it and accept it, you can do anything. 564 01:06:23,011 --> 01:06:24,554 Sounds great. 565 01:06:24,638 --> 01:06:27,683 Listen, what can we expect from our old friend Imhotep? 566 01:06:28,433 --> 01:06:30,435 His powers are returning quickly. 567 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:34,106 When he reaches Ahm Shere, even the Scorpion King won't be able to stop him. 568 01:12:34,174 --> 01:12:37,970 Evy, I know you haven't been yourself lately with these dreams and visions... 569 01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:40,764 No, they're memories from my previous life. 570 01:12:40,847 --> 01:12:43,642 Honestly, I'm not losing my mind. It all makes perfect sense now. 571 01:12:43,725 --> 01:12:46,311 - That's why we found the bracelet? - Exactly. 572 01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:49,481 - I was its protector. - Now do you believe, my friend? 573 01:12:49,564 --> 01:12:51,900 Clearly, you were destined to protect this woman. 574 01:12:51,984 --> 01:12:55,153 Right. She's a reincarnated princess, and I'm a warrior for God. 575 01:12:55,237 --> 01:12:59,324 Your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. 576 01:12:59,408 --> 01:13:02,202 This was all preordained thousands of years ago. 577 01:13:02,286 --> 01:13:03,954 And how does the story end? 578 01:13:04,037 --> 01:13:06,707 Only the journey's written, not the destination. 579 01:13:06,790 --> 01:13:07,874 Convenient. 580 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:10,002 How else do you explain Evy's visions? 581 01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,879 That it is your son who wears the bracelet? 582 01:13:12,963 --> 01:13:15,632 - How do you explain your mark? - Coincidence. 583 01:13:15,716 --> 01:13:20,012 My friend, there is a fine line between coincidence and fate. 584 01:13:40,407 --> 01:13:42,117 Don't even think about it. 585 01:13:46,121 --> 01:13:48,749 Hold on there, partner. 586 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,879 When the time comes... 587 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:57,716 I shall truly enjoy killing you. 588 01:13:58,592 --> 01:14:01,053 But until that time... 589 01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:04,139 you'd better be a little nicer to me. 590 01:14:04,222 --> 01:14:06,433 Now, where's my water? 591 01:14:10,646 --> 01:14:12,105 No ice? 592 01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:18,654 Make sure he doesn't move! 593 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,520 They've gone. We've lost them. 594 01:15:17,796 --> 01:15:20,257 Alex left us his tie... 595 01:15:20,340 --> 01:15:24,177 and he made us a little sand castle. 596 01:15:24,261 --> 01:15:26,722 It's the Temple Island of Philae. 597 01:15:26,805 --> 01:15:29,725 - They've gone to Philae. - Attaboy, Alex. Come on! 598 01:15:41,528 --> 01:15:43,572 The great temple of Abu Simbel. 599 01:17:11,743 --> 01:17:15,414 That's the Blue Nile down there. We must be out of Egypt by now. 600 01:17:15,539 --> 01:17:19,376 In ancient times, all this still belonged to the upper kingdom. 601 01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:21,712 The oasis must be around here somewhere. 602 01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:24,715 Don't worry. We'll find him. He's a smart kid. 603 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,758 He'll leave us a sign. 604 01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:33,890 Surprised to see me? 605 01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,310 Leaving bread crumbs, huh? 606 01:18:30,614 --> 01:18:32,616 We're in trouble! 607 01:18:45,629 --> 01:18:46,713 Horus, fly! 608 01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:54,137 Izzy, come hard right! Starboard! Starboard! 609 01:19:36,722 --> 01:19:39,975 Was there a little something you forgot to mention? 610 01:19:44,521 --> 01:19:45,939 People? 611 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:06,960 Ahm Shere. 612 01:20:17,137 --> 01:20:18,597 Right. 613 01:20:25,354 --> 01:20:26,480 He's back! 614 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:31,652 Hang on! 615 01:20:45,332 --> 01:20:47,209 Well, that's not good. 616 01:20:49,086 --> 01:20:50,504 Hang on! 617 01:20:57,386 --> 01:20:59,596 Mom? 618 01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,807 Dad? 619 01:21:10,357 --> 01:21:12,234 We're gonna go get my son. 620 01:21:12,359 --> 01:21:15,237 Then we're gonna want to get out of here fast, so make this work, Izzy. 621 01:21:15,362 --> 01:21:19,575 You don't understand. This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air, gas. 622 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:23,328 I need gas to get this thing in the air. Where am I gonna get gas around here? 623 01:21:23,453 --> 01:21:26,123 Bananas? Mangoes? Tarzan's ass? 624 01:21:26,206 --> 01:21:29,418 Maybe I could finagle it to take hot air. 625 01:21:29,543 --> 01:21:32,713 But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? It's too big! 626 01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:36,717 If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy, it's you. 627 01:21:43,223 --> 01:21:44,933 Come to Daddy. 628 01:21:57,863 --> 01:22:00,115 So, Rick, what's the plan? 629 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,034 Let's find some higher ground. 630 01:22:28,769 --> 01:22:30,354 - I must go. - Where? 631 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,689 To tell the commanders where we are. 632 01:22:32,814 --> 01:22:35,859 - If the Army of Anubis arises... - I need you to help me find my son. 633 01:22:41,448 --> 01:22:44,826 Then first I shall help you. Thank you. 634 01:23:23,407 --> 01:23:25,742 Look. Roman legionnaires. 635 01:23:27,869 --> 01:23:32,082 And here, turn-of-the-century French. Napoleon's troops. 636 01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:35,252 What in the name of Anubis did this? 637 01:23:55,772 --> 01:23:57,816 - You hear that? - What? 638 01:23:59,026 --> 01:24:00,944 Nothing. 639 01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:02,613 Absolutely nothing. 640 01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:06,950 My word! 641 01:24:10,162 --> 01:24:12,497 I say, chaps, look at this. 642 01:24:12,623 --> 01:24:16,376 Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. 643 01:24:19,212 --> 01:24:20,589 Just curious. 644 01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:27,971 You any good with that? 645 01:24:28,096 --> 01:24:31,642 Three times Fox and Hound's grand champion. You any good with that? 646 01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:35,437 You'll know soon enough... 647 01:24:35,562 --> 01:24:39,733 because the only way to kill an Anubis warrior is by taking off its head. 648 01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:42,736 I'll remember that. 649 01:24:47,324 --> 01:24:49,243 Try to remember to... 650 01:24:51,286 --> 01:24:54,206 just keep it tight in the shoulder and... 651 01:24:55,832 --> 01:24:58,585 lead the target a little bit, and then... 652 01:24:59,878 --> 01:25:01,922 squeeze the trigger... don't pull it. 653 01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:06,176 I won't miss. 654 01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:46,466 Pyramid. 655 01:25:48,218 --> 01:25:50,637 Cripes, I'm in trouble now. 656 01:25:50,762 --> 01:25:53,515 Now may I kill him? 657 01:26:05,819 --> 01:26:07,779 - Retrieve that bracelet. - With pleasure. 658 01:26:34,222 --> 01:26:37,601 Something is coming. 659 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:03,126 That's my husband and my son down there. 660 01:27:03,252 --> 01:27:05,379 Make me proud. 661 01:27:05,754 --> 01:27:07,631 Today's that day, Evy. 662 01:27:15,597 --> 01:27:16,848 Where's the boy? 663 01:28:35,886 --> 01:28:37,429 The Black Book! 664 01:28:42,851 --> 01:28:44,436 Let's go! 665 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,509 There you are! 666 01:29:17,928 --> 01:29:19,972 The time has come, my little friend. 667 01:29:20,097 --> 01:29:22,224 Let go! 668 01:29:39,116 --> 01:29:42,035 - Dad! - Alex! 669 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:05,475 Time to remove that bracelet, my good son. 670 01:30:16,153 --> 01:30:17,613 Behind you! 671 01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:44,074 - Let's go. - Thank God for that. 672 01:31:50,872 --> 01:31:55,002 The two of you must sacrifice yourselves for me. 673 01:31:56,086 --> 01:31:58,505 You shall be rewarded in heaven! 674 01:32:16,315 --> 01:32:17,774 Nice shootin', Tex. 675 01:32:17,858 --> 01:32:21,069 - What were those creepy pygmy things? - Just the local natives. 676 01:32:21,194 --> 01:32:23,155 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. It was nothing. 677 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:26,533 Come on, Mom. Come on, Dad. We have to get to the pyramid. 678 01:32:26,658 --> 01:32:28,535 I have to get the bracelet off now! 679 01:32:28,660 --> 01:32:30,662 Leave it on. Looks good on you. 680 01:32:30,787 --> 01:32:32,831 No, you guys, you don't understand. 681 01:32:32,956 --> 01:32:37,669 It'll kill me if I don't get inside the pyramid before the sun hits it... 682 01:32:37,794 --> 01:32:38,795 today! 683 01:32:38,921 --> 01:32:40,756 Oh, my God. 684 01:32:43,592 --> 01:32:45,469 Time to go! 685 01:32:46,511 --> 01:32:48,430 I thought you said it was nothing! 686 01:33:01,276 --> 01:33:02,945 Where's Jonathan? 687 01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:15,832 Look! There's a burial ground! We're safe! We're safe! 688 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,293 They'll never cross those sacred stones! 689 01:33:18,418 --> 01:33:21,546 - You are sure? - Yes, of course I'm sure. 690 01:33:36,478 --> 01:33:38,105 Sorry. My mistake. 691 01:33:47,114 --> 01:33:49,783 - Wait for me! - Hurry up, Jonathan! 692 01:33:50,951 --> 01:33:52,703 Wait for me! 693 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:56,290 - What's that for? - Just something in case of an emergency. 694 01:34:18,979 --> 01:34:20,355 Let's go, Alex. 695 01:34:29,489 --> 01:34:32,868 Run! Come on, Alex, faster! 696 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:37,122 Dad! The bracelet! 697 01:34:37,247 --> 01:34:39,541 Come on! Come on! 698 01:35:02,022 --> 01:35:03,857 You know... 699 01:35:03,982 --> 01:35:07,027 it's not easy being a dad. 700 01:35:08,445 --> 01:35:11,365 Yeah, but you do it really good. 701 01:35:12,491 --> 01:35:13,659 Thanks. 702 01:35:32,511 --> 01:35:35,514 They made it. Thank God. 703 01:35:36,431 --> 01:35:38,767 Yes. Great. 704 01:35:38,892 --> 01:35:40,686 Fabulous. 705 01:36:09,756 --> 01:36:12,843 - She's going to be all right, isn't she? - She'll be fine. 706 01:36:12,968 --> 01:36:14,428 Take him. 707 01:36:14,511 --> 01:36:16,179 Mommy's fine. 708 01:36:16,305 --> 01:36:17,681 It's okay. 709 01:36:18,515 --> 01:36:20,851 Your mother's going to be fine. Okay? 710 01:36:22,185 --> 01:36:24,855 You're real strong. You're gonna make it. 711 01:36:24,980 --> 01:36:26,273 You're fine. 712 01:36:27,441 --> 01:36:29,318 What do I do? 713 01:36:33,155 --> 01:36:35,407 Take care of Alex. 714 01:36:39,036 --> 01:36:40,412 Sweetheart, no. 715 01:36:42,497 --> 01:36:44,041 I love you. 716 01:37:01,350 --> 01:37:03,268 Come back, Evy. 717 01:37:06,188 --> 01:37:07,564 Come back. 718 01:38:35,068 --> 01:38:36,445 Stay here. 719 01:40:11,248 --> 01:40:14,001 Try to think of it like this, Alex. 720 01:40:14,084 --> 01:40:16,461 She's gone to a better place. 721 01:40:16,587 --> 01:40:19,423 - Like it says in the good book. - The book! 722 01:40:19,548 --> 01:40:21,341 - What? - That's it. 723 01:40:21,466 --> 01:40:22,926 - That's it! - That's what? 724 01:40:23,010 --> 01:40:26,179 Come on, Uncle Jon! That's it! The book! 725 01:40:35,522 --> 01:40:37,649 You're too late, O'Connell. 726 01:40:37,774 --> 01:40:39,610 I have released the Army of Anubis. 727 01:40:39,735 --> 01:40:43,030 Lord Imhotep shall soon kill the Scorpion King... 728 01:40:43,155 --> 01:40:45,115 and take command. 729 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,159 Not after I get through with him. 730 01:41:28,408 --> 01:41:31,328 You realize, of course, that this can only be done... 731 01:41:31,453 --> 01:41:33,872 by someone who can actually read ancient Egyptian. 732 01:41:33,997 --> 01:41:36,917 I don't know about you, but I'm a tad rusty. 733 01:41:38,252 --> 01:41:40,629 - Now where? - We go right. 734 01:41:40,754 --> 01:41:43,090 How do you know? 735 01:41:45,259 --> 01:41:48,637 Basically, "This way to the Scorpion King. " 736 01:41:50,138 --> 01:41:51,515 Mum taught me. 737 01:41:54,935 --> 01:41:56,812 This just might work. 738 01:42:27,843 --> 01:42:30,345 It's time someone taught you a lesson, wench. Come on. 739 01:42:39,187 --> 01:42:40,772 This is for my sister. 740 01:44:30,173 --> 01:44:31,925 Is that all you've got? 741 01:45:24,353 --> 01:45:26,104 Hurry up, Alex! 742 01:46:20,534 --> 01:46:23,453 Uncle Jon, I don't know what this last symbol is! 743 01:46:23,579 --> 01:46:25,122 What's it look like? 744 01:46:25,247 --> 01:46:26,957 It's a bird. A stork! 745 01:46:29,459 --> 01:46:32,462 I know that one! I know that one! 746 01:46:32,588 --> 01:46:34,506 Then what is it? 747 01:46:38,927 --> 01:46:40,387 That's it! 748 01:47:23,472 --> 01:47:26,224 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 749 01:47:27,017 --> 01:47:28,101 Oh, my God. 750 01:47:28,226 --> 01:47:30,228 - Evy! - Take Alex. Go and help Rick. 751 01:47:30,354 --> 01:47:32,356 - But, Mom... - No "buts. " 752 01:47:32,481 --> 01:47:33,398 Come on. 753 01:47:36,944 --> 01:47:38,904 I'll be just fine. 754 01:47:39,029 --> 01:47:40,989 - We did it, Uncle Jon! - Right, partner. 755 01:47:41,114 --> 01:47:42,991 Now let's go help your dad. 756 01:49:45,614 --> 01:49:47,616 That's a little something new. 757 01:50:15,852 --> 01:50:17,980 My lord! 758 01:50:19,606 --> 01:50:21,483 Save me! Save me! 759 01:51:46,818 --> 01:51:49,112 Okay, now I'm a believer. 760 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:56,245 It's a spear! 761 01:51:56,370 --> 01:51:59,039 The golden stick thing! It's a spear! 762 01:51:59,164 --> 01:52:02,167 Really? Doesn't look like a spear! 763 01:52:03,001 --> 01:52:04,878 That's because it opens up into one! 764 01:52:05,003 --> 01:52:07,339 Yes? And? 765 01:52:07,464 --> 01:52:11,051 It opens up into a spear! 766 01:53:06,356 --> 01:53:08,859 - Twist it! - Push! 767 01:53:08,984 --> 01:53:10,193 You have to pull! 768 01:53:12,946 --> 01:53:14,323 Jonathan, quick! 769 01:53:29,087 --> 01:53:31,757 Throw it! Kill the Scorpion King! 770 01:53:31,882 --> 01:53:33,842 Send his army back to the Underworld! 771 01:53:33,967 --> 01:53:36,845 Step aside, Alex. I'm a professional. 772 01:54:40,492 --> 01:54:44,413 Go to hell, and take your friends with you! 773 01:56:21,760 --> 01:56:24,680 Get out of here! Just get out of here! 774 01:56:45,867 --> 01:56:47,035 Hang on, Rick! 775 01:58:03,153 --> 01:58:04,529 Let's go up! 776 01:58:23,882 --> 01:58:27,803 This whole damn place is gonna get sucked up! Let's move up! Go! 777 01:58:41,275 --> 01:58:42,818 Go, Alex! 778 01:58:53,787 --> 01:58:55,664 Rick, we're trapped! 779 01:59:08,969 --> 01:59:12,931 Get your butts moving! Hurry up! I haven't got all day! 780 01:59:16,852 --> 01:59:18,895 You're next! Go! 781 01:59:26,361 --> 01:59:28,363 Jonathan! Hold on! 782 01:59:28,488 --> 01:59:31,575 - Pull him up! - Pull me up! 783 01:59:33,493 --> 01:59:37,372 Wait! Wait! Let me down! Let me down! 784 01:59:37,497 --> 01:59:40,876 - It's not worth your life, you idiot! - Yes, it is! Yes, it is! 785 01:59:43,879 --> 01:59:45,422 Right. 786 01:59:52,262 --> 01:59:55,349 Pull me up! Pull me up! 787 02:00:14,785 --> 02:00:18,288 - O'Connell, you almost got me killed! - At least you didn't get shot. 788 02:00:20,707 --> 02:00:23,585 Thank you! Thank you! 789 02:00:27,631 --> 02:00:30,717 O'Connell, who the hell have you been messing with this time, huh? 790 02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:32,095 You know, the usual. 791 02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:35,390 Mummies, pygmies... 792 02:00:35,515 --> 02:00:37,430 big bugs. 793 02:01:06,005 --> 02:01:08,880 I thought I almost lost you there. 794 02:01:09,005 --> 02:01:10,880 For a moment there, you did. 795 02:01:12,340 --> 02:01:14,805 Would you like to know what heaven looks like? 796 02:01:16,180 --> 02:01:17,600 Later. 797 02:01:21,685 --> 02:01:23,730 - Oh, please! - Oh, please! 798 02:01:23,855 --> 02:01:25,895 - That's half mine, you know. - What? 799 02:01:26,025 --> 02:01:29,320 - That's half mine. - What are you talking about? 800 02:01:29,445 --> 02:01:31,570 You took my gold stick! 801 02:01:31,695 --> 02:01:35,910 I swear on the head of my wife, I have no idea what you're talking about. 802 02:01:36,030 --> 02:01:37,825 You ain't got a wife! 803 02:01:37,950 --> 02:01:40,330 I don't have your gold stick either!