1 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,446 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,748 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:18,452 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,294 GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,763 BOYS, GOOD MORNING. 6 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,534 UH... CONGRATULATIONS, ANDY. 7 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,069 CONGRATULATIONS? 8 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,437 AND BEST WISHES, TOO. 9 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,505 FOR WHAT? 10 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,573 ISN'T HE THE SLY ONE? 11 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,175 I'M NOT BEING SLY, FLOYD. 12 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,544 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CONGRATULATING ME FOR. 13 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:50,351 [ HUMMING "HERE COMES THE BRIDE" ] 14 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,220 OH. SOMEBODY GETTING MARRIED. 15 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,223 YOU... YOU KNOW, HE'S A GREAT KIDDER. 16 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,591 HE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH. 17 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,094 WHEN'S THE BIG DAY, ANDY? 18 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,862 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, JUDD. 19 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,265 ARE YOU GUYS IMPLYING THAT... 20 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,767 THAT IT'S ME THAT'S GETTING MARRIED? 21 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,602 OH, NOW, LOOK, ANDY... 22 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:12,340 THERE'S NO POINT IN KEEPING THIS A SECRET ANYMORE. 23 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,807 IT'S ALL OVER TOWN. 24 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,244 WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY'S FINALLY LETTING ME IN ON IT. 25 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,711 WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING? 26 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,748 OOH, WHO'S HE SUPPOSED TO BE... 27 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,250 YOU'RE FUNNY. 28 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,153 YOU'RE FUNNY FOR A SHERIFF. 29 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,287 FLOYD. 30 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,522 HERE COMES THE BRIDE NOW. 31 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,559 HELEN? 32 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,826 WHAT... WELL... 33 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,728 WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE. 34 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,464 WHAT'S GOING ON? 35 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,600 I SHOULD THINK YOU'D BE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH TO ASK THAT. 36 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,603 WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT VERY SMART, SO SUPPOSE YOU TELL ME. 37 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,872 WHEN I BECOME ENGAGED TO SOMEBODY 38 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,575 I'VE GOT ONE VERY SIMPLE REQUIREMENT-- 39 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,477 I'D LIKE TO BE ASKED FIRST. 40 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,379 I DON'T LIKE GOING TO A P.T.A. MEETING 41 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,680 AND SUDDENLY FINDING OUT 42 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:56,550 THAT I'M ENGAGED TO THE GREAT SHERIFF TAYLOR. 43 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,823 YOU THINK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DECIDE YOU WANT TO MARRY ME 44 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,825 AND THEN JUST ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WORLD. 45 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,330 JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ANYWAY-- 46 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,532 MAYBERRY'S ANSWER TO CARY GRANT? 47 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,700 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! 48 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,368 I'M NOT FINISHED. 49 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,903 WHAT REALLY INFURIATES ME 50 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,905 IS LISTENING TO YOUR FRIENDS 51 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,641 TELL ME WHAT A GREAT CATCH YOU ARE. 52 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,743 WELL, YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT YET. 53 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,516 HI, AND. 54 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,351 HOW'S IT GOING? 55 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,524 WELL, I ADMIT I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT FIRST. 56 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,459 SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT IT FIRST? 57 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,394 BARNEY, THIS IS ABOUT THE THIRD TIME 58 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,663 THAT YOU'VE SPREAD STORIES ABOUT HELEN AND ME 59 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,265 AND MADE HER MAD AT ME. 60 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,500 NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. 61 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,636 NOW, THAT'S WHERE YOU HAPPEN TO BE WRONG. 62 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,538 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M WRONG? 63 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,740 IF HELEN AND I WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED 64 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,476 DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BE THE FIRST ONES TO KNOW? 65 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,677 AND WE TELL YOU. 66 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,912 NOW, STAY OUT OF THIS AREA OF OUR LIVES. 67 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,814 I'M OUT. IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 68 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,416 IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS. 69 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,852 NONE OF US HAS ANY CONTROL OVER IT. 70 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,321 WELL, WHO HAS? 71 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:08,889 COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY. 72 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,292 WHO'S THAT? 73 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,593 HE'S THE ONE THAT DECIDED 74 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,928 THAT YOU AND HELEN ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED. 75 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,465 WELL, WHERE IS HE? I'D LIKE TO TALK TO HIM. 76 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,800 ANDY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY. 77 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,635 WHY NOT? 78 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:24,538 BECAUSE HE LIVED IN THE 18th CENTURY. 79 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:29,009 BARNEY, I KNOW THAT WE'VE NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD ONE ANOTHER 80 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,980 BUT SO FAR AS I CAN RECALL, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 81 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,584 WE'VE EVER BEEN ON TWO DIFFERENT PLANETS. 82 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,951 ANDY... 83 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,888 COME HERE A MINUTE. 84 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,907 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 85 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,775 WELL, THERE'S NO POINT 86 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,778 IN HAVING THE COUNT HEAR ALL THIS. 87 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,815 WAIT A MINUTE. I JUST GOT THE WHOLE STORY. 88 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,383 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 89 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,484 NO, I DON'T. 90 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,353 WELL, SIT DOWN. YOU'RE GOING TO. 91 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:15,423 ANDY... 92 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,624 NOW, LOOK, HELEN. 93 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,792 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 94 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,529 YOU KNOW, I JUST COULDN'T CARE LESS. 95 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,665 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT OR DON'T YOU? 96 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,800 NOW, THIS IS THE WAY IT HAPPENED. 97 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,402 A FEW DAYS AGO 98 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,004 BARNEY AND GOOBER WENT OVER TO THIS POLICE AUCTION. 99 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:34,007 WHAT'S A POLICE AUCTION GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 100 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,410 IF YOU'LL WAIT A MINUTE, I'LL TELL YOU. 101 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,313 THEY HOLD THEM OVER IN MT. PILOT EVERY NOW AND THEN 102 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,814 AND AUCTION OFF ALL THE STUFF 103 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,351 THAT THEY'VE CONFISCATED DURING THE YEAR. 104 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,453 BARNEY AND GOOBER BOUGHT SOME STUFF 105 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,820 LIKE EVERYBODY DOES. 106 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,088 GOOBER BOUGHT THIS, THIS... 107 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,423 ROLL OF COPPER TUBING. 108 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,791 PAID 30 CENTS FOR IT. 109 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,693 YOU COULD GET IT ANYWHERE ELSE FOR 16 CENTS 110 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:53,927 BUT HE WANTED IT. 111 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,563 AND BARNEY BOUGHT SOME STUFF, TOO. 112 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,964 BUT ONE THING IN PARTICULAR... 113 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,433 YOU JUST THINK THEY GOT THAT BOX FROM GYPSIES. 114 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,601 I KNOW THEY DID. 115 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,102 DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND OF GYPSIES 116 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,972 THAT WAS FLOATING AROUND THE AREA LAST YEAR? 117 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,541 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT MAGIC STUFF, DO YOU? 118 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:10,611 WELL, THEY'RE DOING AN AWFUL LOT WITH E.S.P. THESE DAYS. 119 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,513 WHAT'S THAT? 120 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,682 E.S.P.? EXTRASENSITIVE PERCEPTION. 121 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,984 DOING A LOT OF THAT IN THE HIMALAYAS. 122 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,753 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ON MOUNTAINTOPS MILES APART 123 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,522 THINKING THE SAME THING. 124 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,790 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 125 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,858 WELL, DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS, GOOBER. 126 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,795 I'M NOT SAYING THERE IS SUCH A THING AS THE SUPERNATURAL 127 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,898 BUT THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN EXPLAINED. 128 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,871 I BELIEVE I'LL GO ON OVER TO THE FILLING STATION. 129 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,646 Barney: I CALL UPON YOU, COUNT TELEKY 130 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,917 TO IMPART YOUR MYSTICAL POWERS TO EARTHLY THINGS. 131 00:06:56,950 --> 00:07:01,855 I ASK YOU, WHOSE PRESENCE HOVERS OVER US ETERNALLY 132 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:06,159 TO INVEST THESE CARDS WITH YOUR VERY SPIRIT. 133 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,595 HEY, BARN. 134 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,731 HUH?! GOOBER, STOP SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE! 135 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,567 I... JUST HAD A FEW MINUTES TO KILL 136 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,136 SO I THOUGHT I'D KIND OF, YOU KNOW 137 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,038 FOOL AROUND WITH THIS STUFF. 138 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,139 SURE LOOKS SPOOKY. 139 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,641 HEY, WHAT IS THAT STUFF 140 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,610 YOU WERE SPRINKLING IN THAT LAMP? 141 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,877 OH, THAT. WELL... 142 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,213 ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, THAT DUST IS SUPPOSED 143 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,749 TO EVOKE THE SPIRIT OF COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY. 144 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,851 IF YOU SPRINKLE IT IN THE FLAME THERE 145 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,152 WELL, THEN, HE'S SUPPOSED 146 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,688 TO BE RIGHT HERE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU. 147 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:35,989 I'LL BE DAWGED. 148 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,692 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT? 149 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,794 THAT'S A MAN THAT'S OVER 200 YEARS OLD. 150 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,130 YOU THINK THAT HIS SPIRIT COULD BE RIGHT HERE 151 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,231 IN THE SAME ROOM WITH US? 152 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,232 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU? 153 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,867 I DON'T KNOW. 154 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,202 WELL, I'LL JUST GET MY COPPER TUBING AND RUN ALONG. 155 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,972 YOU HAVE TO GO? 156 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,608 SEE YA, BARN. I AIN'T STAYING IN NO BACK ROOM 157 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,744 WITH NO GHOST THAT COMES OUT A LAMP. 158 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,245 HI, GOOBER! HEY! 159 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,217 WHAT GHOST WAS HE TALKING ABOUT, BARNEY? 160 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,653 OH, WELL, HE... 161 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,689 LISTEN, DO YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING SOME FUN? 162 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,758 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BARNEY? 163 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,160 WELL... I'LL TELL YOUR FORTUNE. 164 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,029 YOU'VE HEARD OF THAT, HAVEN'T YOU? 165 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,999 IS THAT WHAT ALL THAT STUFF IS? 166 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,034 YEAH. COME ON IN. SIT DOWN. 167 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,302 OKAY. 168 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,271 THERE. 169 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,273 OKAY... 170 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,108 HERE WE GO. 171 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,277 NOW, YOU SEE, OPE 172 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,212 WHEN TWO IDENTICAL CARDS 173 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,214 COME UP ON THE SAME PILE 174 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,785 THAT'S WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING. 175 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,553 I GOT TWO FLAMING TORCHES. 176 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,622 LET'S SEE WHAT THE BOOK SAYS. 177 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,828 YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES, OPE. 178 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,930 YOU MEAN I CAN WISH FOR SOMETHING 179 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,264 AND IT'LL COME TRUE? 180 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,201 YEAH. WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 181 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,903 IT'S WORTH A TRY. 182 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,705 JUST FOR FUN, HUH? 183 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,072 ALL RIGHT. 184 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,009 I WISH I HAD A JACKKNIFE. 185 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,110 A JACKKNIFE, HUH? 186 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,945 YEAH. I WISH I HAD A JACKKNIFE. 187 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:05,946 HEY, BARN? 188 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,080 HI, PAW. 189 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,916 OH, LISTEN, UH... LET'S JUST, UH... 190 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,684 LET'S JUST KEEP THIS GAME 191 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,219 BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HUH? 192 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,755 NO SENSE IN TELLING YOUR PAW ABOUT IT. 193 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,889 OKAY, BARN. 194 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,792 HOW YOU DOING, SPORT? 195 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,827 FINE, PAW. 196 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,061 HEY, I'M GLAD YOU STOPPED BY. 197 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,896 I WAS GOING THROUGH MY DESK DRAWER AT HOME 198 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,065 AND I FOUND SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE. 199 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,333 LOOK AT THAT. JACKKNIFE. 200 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,037 WOW. 201 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,238 BARN. HI, AND. 202 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,239 HEY, BARNEY 203 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,975 LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT. 204 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,844 I'M GOING TO TAKE IT HOME AND SHARPEN IT. 205 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,578 BYE, PAW. 206 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,851 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 207 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,319 DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE A JACKKNIFE BEFORE? 208 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,255 I SMELL SOMETHING. 209 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,591 SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING BURNING. 210 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,097 BARN? 211 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,869 IT'LL BE GONE IN A MINUTE. 212 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,840 WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE THE CONNECTION 213 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,742 BETWEEN OPIE GETTING A JACKKNIFE 214 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,410 AND BARNEY SPREADING THE RUMOR 215 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,680 THAT YOU AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 216 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,814 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 217 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,416 THE JACKKNIFE WAS ONLY PART OF IT. 218 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,852 ANDY, DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU BELIEVE 219 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,053 THAT THERE'S THE SPIRIT 220 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,155 OF A 200-YEAR-OLD COUNT HOVERING AROUND 221 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,324 GRANTING WISHES AND CONTROLLING FATE? 222 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,325 OH, NO, NO, NO. 223 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,694 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, 224 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,929 BUT BARNEY DOES, AND YOU KNOW BARNEY. 225 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,798 HE'LL BELIEVE NEARLY ANYTHING. 226 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,100 ANDY, IT'S LIKE THE DARK AGES. 227 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,134 YES, IT IS. 228 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,103 NOW, LIKE I SAY, I'M NOT SAYING 229 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,171 THAT I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS STUFF 230 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,807 BUT IT IS STRANGE. 231 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,076 THE NEXT DAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE OFFICE 232 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:47,280 WORKING ON MONTHLY REPORTS, AND BARNEY COME WALKING IN. 233 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,785 HI, BARN. 234 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,787 I SAY, "HI, BARN." 235 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,388 OH, HI, AND. 236 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,257 WHATCHA READING? 237 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,126 OH, JUST A BOOK. 238 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,393 LET ME SEE. 239 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,394 WELL... 240 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,930 MMM. MMM. 241 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,299 PSYCHIC PHENOMENA BY DR. MERLE OSMOND. HUH. 242 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,369 "DR. MERLE OSMOND, HEAD OF THE COLLEGE 243 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,405 OF PSYCHIC PHENOMENA IN BOISE, IDAHO." 244 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,142 DR. MERLE OSMOND? HE'S A DOCTOR? 245 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011 MM-HMM. YEAH, HE'S A LICENSED PPD. 246 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,246 WHAT'S PPD? 247 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,948 DOCTOR OF PSYCHIC PHENOMENA. 248 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,784 YOU KNOW, HE HAS A VERY INTERESTING BACKGROUND. 249 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,418 HE USED TO TEACH THE GUITAR 250 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,120 BEFORE HE WENT INTO THIS. 251 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,488 THAT IS INTERESTING. 252 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,992 HUH. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ALL THIS PSYCHIC PHENOMENA 253 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,128 AND SUPERNATURAL AND ALL THAT STUFF, DO YOU? 254 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,297 ANDY, THERE ARE FORCES LOOSE ON THIS EARTH 255 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,866 THAT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 256 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,168 I TELL YOU, IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HAIR STAND ON END. 257 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,169 WHAT FORCES? 258 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,004 WELL, IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE 259 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,506 THAT THERE ARE FORCES IN THE ATMOSPHERE 260 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,042 THAT ARE ABLE TO CONTROL OUR FATE. 261 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,745 OH, COME ON, THAT-THAT'S FAIRY-TALE STUFF. 262 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,181 THAT'S LIKE ALADDIN AND HIS MAGIC LAMP. 263 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,917 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT, HUH? ALADDIN'S LAMP? 264 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,086 DID YOU EVER SEE THAT LAMP? NO. 265 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,889 IF YOU NEVER SAW THAT LAMP, THEN DON'T TALK. 266 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,824 BARNEY, ARE YOU GOING TO STAND 267 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,126 RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME, A GROWN MAN 268 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,396 ABLE TO READ AND DRIVE A CAR AND HAVE DATES AND EVERYTHING 269 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,264 AND TELL ME THAT YOU BELIEVE 270 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:14,067 THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS ALADDIN'S MAGIC LAMP 271 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,136 THAT YOU COULD RUB AND A GENIE 272 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,405 WOULD COME OUT OF IT AND DO THINGS FOR YOU? 273 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,907 I NEVER SAW THAT LAMP. 274 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,208 I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SPIRIT 275 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,409 WAS EVOKED BY THAT LAMP 276 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,244 AND THEREFORE, I CANNOT DISCUSS 277 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,213 THE SUBJECT INTELLIGENTLY. 278 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,548 AND ANOTHER THING-- ANOTHER THING-- 279 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,018 ANOTHER THING IS ATMOSPHERE. 280 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,385 ATMOSPHERE? 281 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,354 ALADDIN'S LAMP WAS RUBBED OVER IN ARABIA. 282 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,289 NOW, THE ATMOSPHERE IN ARABIA 283 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,026 IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN THE ATMOSPHERE 284 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,361 HERE IN THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES. 285 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,063 YEAH, BARN, BUT-- 286 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,400 AND SO, BECAUSE I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE ATMOSPHERE 287 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,402 AND NEVER HAVING SEEN THE LAMP, 288 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,239 I CANNOT DISCUSS THE SUBJECT INTELLIGENTLY. 289 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,074 BUT, BARN-- DID YOU EVER SEE THAT LAMP? 290 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,442 WELL, NO. THEN DON'T TALK. 291 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,311 DON'T TALK. 292 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,447 WELL, BARNEY, WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY 293 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,816 SO INTERESTED IN ALL THIS STUFF? 294 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,120 I JUST HAVE AN INQUIRING MIND. 295 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,922 HEY, PAW! 296 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,357 OPIE, ONE OF THESE DAYS 297 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,493 YOUR LUNGS ARE GOING TO BUST FROM RUNNING. WALK. 298 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,495 AUNT BEE SAID YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE ME TO RALEIGH 299 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,597 THE NEXT TIME YOU GO IF I GOT A "B" IN ARITHMETIC. 300 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,399 YEAH, I SAID THAT. 301 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,334 WOW. REPORT CARD COMES OUT TOMORROW. 302 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,336 CAN I GO TO THE ZOO AND EVERYTHING? 303 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,604 WELL, OPE, IF I WAS YOU 304 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,874 I WOULDN'T GET MY HOPES TOO HIGH THIS TIME. 305 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,276 ACCORDING TO THE PAPERS YOU'VE BEEN BRINGING HOME 306 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,845 YOU'VE BEEN GETTING MOSTLY Cs AND C-PLUSES. 307 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,980 I KNOW. 308 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,581 GOOD LUCK, ANYWAY. 309 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,018 HEY, UH, MAYBE BARNEY CAN HELP. 310 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,153 MAYBE HE CAN GO OVER TO ARABIA 311 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,390 AND RUB ONE OF THEM MAGIC LAMPS OR SOMETHING. 312 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,158 WHAT? NOTHING. 313 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,894 HEY, BARNEY, I KNOW 314 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,595 WHAT MY SECOND WISH IS. 315 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,363 A "B" IN ARITHMETIC? 316 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,566 UH-HUH. DO YOU THINK IT WILL COME TRUE? 317 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,302 I DON'T KNOW, OPIE. 318 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,204 IT JUST AIN'T UP TO ME. 319 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,639 WELL, THAT'S MY SECOND WISH. 320 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,010 I WISH THAT I GET A "B" IN ARITHMETIC. 321 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,844 JUST WAIT AND SEE. 322 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,585 YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT THAT YOU GAVE OPIE A "B" 323 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,587 WHEN MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE HAD A "C." 324 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,124 OH, HE'S BEEN IMPROVING AND IT WAS VERY CLOSE. 325 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,525 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME 326 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,028 I'VE GIVEN A CHILD THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 327 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,329 IT GIVES THEM CONFIDENCE. 328 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,065 YEAH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT BARNEY CLAIMS. 329 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,202 HE CLAIMS THAT AN OUTSIDE FORCE MADE YOU GIVE HIM THAT "B." 330 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:33,140 HE CLAIMS YOU WERE AN UNCONSCIOUS AGENT OF THE COUNT. 331 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,308 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. 332 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,610 YOU KNOW HOW BARNEY GETS. 333 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:41,048 WHEN OPIE'S SECOND WISH CAME TRUE, HE WENT ALL TO PIECES. 334 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,383 AND NOW WE COME TO THE INTERESTING PART. 335 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,384 WHAT? 336 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,485 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? 337 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,220 TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PUMPKIN? 338 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,089 NO. 339 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,490 WELL, WHAT DID HE DO? 340 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,627 WELL, HE DECIDED TO PUT IT TO A BIG AND FINAL TEST. 341 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,629 SO ONE NIGHT AFTER WORK 342 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,067 HE GOT GOOBER AND FLOYD TO HELP HIM. 343 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,170 SORT OF ACT AS WITNESSES. 344 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,139 FLOYD, I ASSUME THAT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO ACCEPT 345 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,176 A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON IF THERE IS ADEQUATE PROOF 346 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,111 THAT ONE EXISTS 347 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,513 OH, ABSOLUTELY. I ACCEPT IT. 348 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,548 EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID. 349 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,184 GOOD. 350 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,719 ALL RIGHT, GOOBER, YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCEDURE. 351 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,354 IF YOU WILL, PLEASE. 352 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,957 OKAY, BARN. 353 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,345 IT'S SURE LIVELY TONIGHT. 354 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,015 WHAT'S THAT? WHO'S LAUGHING? 355 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,083 COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY. 356 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,688 [ MURMURING NERVOUSLY ] 357 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,158 SURE IS DARK IN HERE. 358 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,459 YEAH. 359 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,296 LET'S LET HIM DRIFT AROUND A LITTLE BIT FIRST. 360 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,432 HE'S HERE WITH US? 361 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,701 HIS SPIRIT, FLOYD. HIS SPIRIT. 362 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,737 OH, FINE. FINE BY ME. 363 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,606 RIGHT IN THIS ROOM WITH US, HUH? 364 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,342 DIDN'T YOU SEE HIM? 365 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,080 OF COURSE. IF HE'S IN THIS ROOM, OF COURSE I SAW HIM. 366 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,551 OKAY, GO AHEAD, GOOBER. 367 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,564 I WAS JUST MAKING SURE HE WAS STILL HERE. 368 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,167 HEY, HERE'S TWO CARDS THE SAME, BARN. 369 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,668 OH, TWO UNICORNS. 370 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,071 OKAY, CHECK THE BOOK. 371 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546 "THE COUNT GIVES YOU ONE WISH." 372 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,781 ONE WISH, HUH? 373 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,284 OPIE GOT THREE WISHES FROM THE COUNT. 374 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,551 YEAH. 375 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,554 HE'S PROBABLY CRAZY ABOUT CHILDREN. 376 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,823 ONE WISH, HUH? 377 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,493 ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT TOO TOUGH. 378 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,828 I'M GOING TO WISH FOR A NEW FINGERPRINT SET 379 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,597 WE'VE BEEN NEEDING AROUND HERE. 380 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,732 I SENT TO THE COUNTY HEADQUARTERS FOR IT 381 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,734 ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO, BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 382 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,269 THAT'S YOUR WISH, THEN? 383 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:20,607 YEAH. I WISH... 384 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,610 FOR A NEW FINGERPRINT SET. 385 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,745 SAY, I HOPE YOU GET IT. 386 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,218 SHH! 387 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,153 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 388 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,704 I WONDER WHO THAT WAS, BARNEY. 389 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,273 I DON'T KNOW. 390 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,308 AIN'T YOU GOING TO GO OUT AND SEE? 391 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,777 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 392 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,613 I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT... DOING THAT. 393 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,449 LET'S GO. 394 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,588 YOU GO. 395 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,757 OKAY. 396 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,506 GENTLEMEN... 397 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,409 I HAVE THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 398 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:07,180 COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY EXISTS. 399 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,187 WELL, HOW DID THE FINGERPRINT SET GET THERE? 400 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,555 I PUT IT THERE. 401 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,790 YEAH, I RAN INTO CLINT FROM THE POST OFFICE 402 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,527 AND IT HAD JUST COME IN ON THE LATE BUS. 403 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,429 NOW, I KNEW BARNEY WAS LOOKING FOR IT 404 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,464 SO I UNWRAPPED IT AND TOOK IT OVER THERE 405 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,566 AND PUT IT ON HIS DESK SO HE COULD HAVE IT 406 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,834 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 407 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,436 THAT IS STRANGE. YEAH. 408 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,837 FIRST OPIE GETS HIS JACKKNIFE. 409 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,505 THEN HE GETS A "B" IN ARITHMETIC. 410 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,541 THEN BARNEY WISHES FOR A FINGERPRINT SET, 411 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,543 AND A MINUTE LATER, YOU WALK IN WITH IT. 412 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,712 I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU, IT'S GETTING A LITTLE SPOOKY. 413 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,514 YEAH. I KNEW IT WOULD GET TO YOU. 414 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,649 I GOT TO TELL YOU 415 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,218 THERE'S THINGS GOING ON HERE THAT... 416 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,888 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 417 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,290 WELL, OPIE'S UP 418 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,692 FOR HIS THIRD WISH, YOU KNOW. 419 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,793 WHAT WAS IT? 420 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,428 WELL, THE NEXT DAY 421 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,765 OPIE CAME RUNNING IN THE COURTHOUSE 422 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,932 AND WENT RIGHT UP TO BARNEY. 423 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,634 I KNOW WHAT MY THIRD WISH IS, BARNEY. 424 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,303 HAVE YOU GIVEN IT A LOT OF THOUGHT? 425 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,304 YEAH, A LOT. 426 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,338 'CAUSE THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE. 427 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,573 YOU GOT TO MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. 428 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,308 YOU THINK IT WILL COME TRUE? 429 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,776 OH, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 430 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,579 I ADMIT, IN THE BEGINNING I WASN'T TOO SURE 431 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,282 BUT NOW, BEYOND THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT. 432 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,716 WELL, HERE IT IS. 433 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,785 I WISH THAT MISS CRUMP... 434 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,588 PAW WOULD SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 435 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,855 NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT. 436 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,457 IT'S YOUR WISH, AIN'T IT? 437 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,825 I THINK IT'S A GREAT ONE. 438 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,694 BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 439 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,695 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 440 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,297 YOU THINK IT'LL COME TRUE? 441 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,031 IT'S IN THE BAG. YOU JUST RUN ALONG. 442 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,533 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT. 443 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,534 OKAY! BYE, BARN! 444 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,535 OH, THIS IS GREAT. 445 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,937 IT'S JUST GREAT. 446 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,340 OH, SARAH? GET ME THELMA LOU. 447 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008 HEY, SARAH, GUESS WHAT! 448 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,410 THAT'S IT. 449 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,478 WELL, WHEN'S THE DATE? 450 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,546 WHAT? 451 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,880 WHEN'S THE DATE FOR THE WEDDING? 452 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,316 EVERYTHING ELSE CAME TRUE. 453 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,350 OH, COME ON. 454 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,851 WE-WE TALKED ABOUT THAT 455 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,486 AND MAY-MAYBE SOMETIME 456 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,888 WHEN THE TIME'S RIGHT, REMEMBER? 457 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,890 OH, I... I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 458 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,795 WELL, LET'S GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. 459 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,897 OH, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED. 460 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,899 STOP THAT. TO STRAIGHTEN OUT BARNEY. 461 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,401 OH. 462 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,869 WELL. COME ON, MRS. TAYLOR. 463 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,003 HUH? 464 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,905 IN CASE THE COUNT'S LISTENING. 465 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,041 HI, ANDY. HI, HELEN. 466 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,309 FORGET IT. 467 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,777 BARNEY, IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. 468 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,978 BUT IT IS. 469 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,813 ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU ROLL WITH THE PUNCH. 470 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,914 THIS IS IT. D-DAY. 471 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,650 SHOES AND RICE TIME. ACCEPT IT. 472 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,751 FORGET IT. 473 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,985 THIS IS A SURE THING. 474 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,388 OPIE WISHED IT AND IT'S GOT TO BE. 475 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,789 IT DON'T GOT TO BE. 476 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,725 HELEN AND I ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. 477 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,794 YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? 478 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,796 YES, BARNEY. I DON'T KNOW HOW 479 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,765 THOSE OTHER WISHES CAME TRUE 480 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,401 BUT THIS ONE ANDY AND I CAN CONTROL. 481 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,571 WELL, I... I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 482 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,807 OH, I WISH IT COULD HAVE WORKED OUT. 483 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,943 OH, BARNEY, MAYBE SOMEDAY IT WILL. 484 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,479 MAYBE IT WILL 485 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:56,516 AND IF AND WHEN IT DOES, LET US HANDLE IT, OKAY? 486 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:00,653 WHY DON'T YOU THROW THAT 487 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,592 I COULD HAVE SWORN... 488 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,561 HI, PAW. AUNT BEE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME. 489 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,896 YEAH, OPE. 490 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,398 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 491 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,032 ABOUT THESE WISHES YOU'VE BEEN MAKING. 492 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,434 OH. 493 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,503 I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THE THIRD ONE YET. 494 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,037 WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL FORGET 495 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,106 ABOUT THAT ONE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 496 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,441 IT ISN'T? 497 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,776 NO. AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT 498 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913 THINGS DON'T COME TRUE JUST BECAUSE YOU WISH THEM 499 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,749 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY INVOLVE OTHER PEOPLE. 500 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,552 THINGS LIKE THAT HAVE TO RUN THEIR COURSE 501 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,688 AND THEY ONLY COME TRUE BECAUSE THE TIME IS RIGHT 502 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,023 AND THE PEOPLE ARE READY. 503 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,658 AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? 504 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,092 EXACTLY RIGHT. 505 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,995 SO, OPE, YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT WISH YOU MADE 506 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,865 ABOUT HELEN AND ME GETTING MARRIED. 507 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,133 BUT, PAW, I DIDN'T WISH 508 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,602 FOR YOU AND MISS CRUMP TO GET MARRIED. 509 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,770 WHAT? 510 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,004 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, OPIE. YOU SAID... 511 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,773 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BARNEY. 512 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,008 YOU SAID YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT. 513 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,578 I JUST WISHED THAT MISS CRUMP COULD GO ON BEING MY TEACHER 514 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,012 EVEN IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 515 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,150 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 516 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,852 I WAS TOLD THIS AFTERNOON 517 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,888 THAT NEXT YEAR I'M BEING TRANSFERRED TO THE SIXTH GRADE. 518 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,677 OKAY. THERE WE ARE. 519 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,012 MM-HMM-HMM. 520 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,747 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 521 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,550 WE GOT TWO UNICORNS. 522 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,018 LET'S SEE. 523 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,853 YOU GET ONE WISH. 524 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,422 AH, GOOD. GO AHEAD AND WISH. 525 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,059 WHAT'D YOU WISH? 526 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,695 SAME THING BARNEY DID. 527 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,829 FINGERPRINT SET? 528 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,665 NO. THE OTHER THING. 529 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,702 OH, YOU MEAN, UH... YOU AND ME? 530 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,003 MM-HMM. 531 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,105 FOR JUNE. HMM? 532 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,640 WELL, LET'S JUST SIT BACK HERE 533 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,174 AND WAIT FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE. 534 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,016 LISTEN, I HATE TO COME BARGING IN LIKE THIS, 535 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,851 BUT, WELL, I JUST HAD TO CLEAR SOMETHING. 536 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,086 WHAT IS IT? WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT IN THE PAPER, 537 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,788 BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT. 538 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,590 WHAT IS IT? WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE PAPER 539 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,759 IN THE "MAYBERRY AFTER MIDNIGHT" COLUMN. 540 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,031 MISS HELEN CRUMP AND SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR 541 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,067 ARE MAKING PLANS FOR THEIR WEDDING... 542 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,203 PROBABLY IN JUNE.