1 00:00:01,712 --> 00:00:04,506 The Legends of Tomorrow are everywhere. 2 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:07,759 Since they defeated a demon with the help of a dragon on national TV, 3 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:10,512 they've become a worldwide obsession. 4 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:13,891 Sure, we've all been mesmerized by the global phenomenon 5 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:15,392 known as "Legends Mania." 6 00:00:15,475 --> 00:00:16,476 Yum. 7 00:00:17,144 --> 00:00:20,772 And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to... 8 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:25,152 But who are the people beneath those supersized public personas? 9 00:00:26,028 --> 00:00:28,447 What are they like when the spotlight is off? 10 00:00:28,989 --> 00:00:30,240 I'm Kevin Harris, 11 00:00:30,324 --> 00:00:32,659 and my documentary film crew is the first ever 12 00:00:32,743 --> 00:00:34,953 to be granted unfettered access to their lives 13 00:00:35,037 --> 00:00:37,080 and their ship, the Waverider. 14 00:00:37,164 --> 00:00:41,793 So, strap in, because today, we meet the Legends. 15 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:49,527 So, why don't we start with just a brief introduction? 16 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:51,762 And let us know what we're doing today on the Waverider. 17 00:00:51,845 --> 00:00:52,845 Uh, yeah. 18 00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:56,266 Hi, I'm... I'm Ava Sharpe. 19 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,560 After Congress shut down the Time Bureau, 20 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,187 Sara went off to help Oliver Queen... 21 00:01:00,312 --> 00:01:03,440 ...and, uh, I had to fight to keep the Waverider from being impounded. 22 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:05,984 Bad luck that the senator chairing the committee was 23 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:08,153 the same person we almost killed last year. 24 00:01:08,237 --> 00:01:11,406 Senator Wellington, I know the Time Bureau may have been compromised... 25 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:14,576 ...but you must allow the Waverider to continue patrolling the timeline. 26 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:17,704 Ms. Sharpe, how do we know these so-called "Legends" 27 00:01:17,788 --> 00:01:19,623 can be trusted with time travel? 28 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:22,251 Oh, there's simply no transparency. 29 00:01:22,334 --> 00:01:26,588 Which is why you all are here. Right? To show everyone what we do. 30 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:28,966 What could go wrong? 31 00:01:29,341 --> 00:01:31,260 The Waverider was surprisingly quiet 32 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:33,428 because half the team was away on a mission. 33 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:37,307 Oh, the crossover. Yeah, had to take a rain check. 34 00:01:37,391 --> 00:01:41,728 See, when you are a superhero/ amusement park impresario... 35 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:44,356 .../historian that rises from the dead, 36 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:46,984 your dance card tends to get pretty full. 37 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:51,196 For two full minutes, I was not alive. 38 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:53,699 That changes you, man. 39 00:01:54,199 --> 00:01:56,034 Don't get me wrong, I love fame. 40 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,662 No one says no to you about anything. 41 00:01:58,912 --> 00:02:01,373 Hey, man, that's a cool hat. Can I have it? 42 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:05,544 But still, something doesn't feel right. 43 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:12,551 Oh, sorry. 44 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:13,760 Hang on. 45 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:17,514 There we go. 46 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:19,766 Hi, I'm Behrad Tarazi. 47 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:21,244 I guess you probably think I'm some kind 48 00:02:21,268 --> 00:02:24,062 of awesome future man since I'm from 2044. 49 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:29,151 My literal birthday was yesterday, which is pretty wild, man. 50 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:33,739 That's me. Hey, baby Behrad. 51 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:36,575 Be easy and go with the flow. 52 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:39,536 Like Wu-Tang Clan and Bruce Lee. 53 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:41,955 I mean, now, that we're no longer D-list superheroes, 54 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:43,874 we can just go where we want. 55 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:45,042 Do as we please. 56 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:46,710 Why have I stuck around? 57 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,713 Tell you the truth, I have no bloody clue. 58 00:02:49,796 --> 00:02:52,132 I am bored as a post, ain't I? 59 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,968 Gids, I'm nicking the Jumpship, all right? 60 00:02:55,052 --> 00:02:56,386 I'll see you when I see you. 61 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,430 The Jumpship is fully totemed. 62 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:01,350 She's a mad old bat, that one. 63 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:06,980 Hi, I'm Mona Wu. I'm a Kaupe. 64 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:11,735 That's basically like a werewolf, but Hawaiian. 65 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,365 I'm also a literary agent for... 66 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:18,533 ...romance novelist Rebecca Silver, 67 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:20,577 who is secretly Mick Rory. 68 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:24,706 Jeez, Peter, take me out on a date first before you try to... You know. 69 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:27,709 Basically, what I do is, I sell movie rights, 70 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:30,003 get book advances, that kind of stuff. 71 00:03:30,087 --> 00:03:33,048 You're telling me that you don't have a single dollar 72 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,217 for a Rebecca Silver book advance? 73 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,344 Okay, now you're not just disrespecting me, 74 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,429 you're disrespecting my client! 75 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,642 Not now! 76 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:46,019 Pay up, or I will thrash you! 77 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:51,274 Hi, I'm, uh, Gary Green. 78 00:03:51,358 --> 00:03:56,571 Um, if I had to sum myself up in two words, they would be, uh... 79 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:57,906 fully forgiven. 80 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:01,493 A lot of things happened last year that you could misconstrue 81 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,286 as potentially maybe being my fault. 82 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:07,541 But thankfully, everyone agrees that at worst, I was just a hapless rube 83 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:11,378 who got manipulated by the forces of hell to betray humanity. 84 00:04:11,461 --> 00:04:14,714 Uh, I had a Fairy Godmother named Nora, but we separated amicably 85 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:16,967 after she granted me my heart's deepest wish. 86 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,470 Gary, what the hell are you doing? Come on. We got bigger fish to fry. 87 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:22,848 Nora made me Constantine's apprentice. 88 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:24,182 Gary! 89 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:25,267 Call me! 90 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:31,833 So, uh, how does your girlfriend feel about the documentary being made? 91 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:36,236 Actually I haven't told Sara about the documentary yet. 92 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,714 I just think it was a little awkward over the phone. 93 00:04:38,738 --> 00:04:41,950 It's... it's better to spring it on her when she gets back from the big mission. 94 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,828 Okay, big smiles, everyone. 95 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:47,330 And nobody mention Oliver Queen. 96 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:48,582 Why? 97 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:50,667 Because he died. 98 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,294 Shouldn't have done the crossover. 99 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,758 - Surprise! - Surprise! 100 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:00,886 - Yay, team! - Yeah. 101 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:03,680 Bros! 102 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,474 Orange drink or limeade? 103 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:06,808 Alcohol. 104 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,977 Hey, love. Welcome back, baby. 105 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,060 Mmm. 106 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,762 - What is going on? - Before you object, let me explain. 107 00:05:13,148 --> 00:05:16,252 The only way that I could stop Senator Wellington from cutting off our funding, 108 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:19,571 was to be clear and transparent about our process. 109 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:20,822 Get it? 110 00:05:21,198 --> 00:05:23,825 So, you're shooting a documentary about the Legends? 111 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,869 Not me per se... 112 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:27,746 Hi, Captain Lance. Huge fan. 113 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:30,749 Uh, I'm the director, Kevin Harris. You can call me "Kev." 114 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,793 Uh, just carry on, do what you're doing. We're not even here. 115 00:05:33,877 --> 00:05:36,588 That's Kev. He's got it under control. 116 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:41,635 And what if I wanna talk about something in private? 117 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:44,888 It's not a problem. That's what the confessional interviews are for. 118 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:49,142 Oh. Okay, so I can... I could just say it to the camera. 119 00:05:49,226 --> 00:05:52,020 - Sure. - My girlfriend, she's lost her mind. 120 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:55,899 She just... She really probably needs a nap. 121 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:57,710 She gets a little sleepy after a long mission. 122 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:00,028 Um... Oh, Mick! 123 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:02,489 Why don't you tell us all what you do on the ship, huh? 124 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:05,325 I steal stuff. Get out of my way, you putz. 125 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:08,870 Okay. He's just joking. Uh, Ray! 126 00:06:09,538 --> 00:06:11,790 Who else saved the multi-verse? 127 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:15,168 Oh. Uh, well, the Flash, Supergirl, 128 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:16,836 - Batwoman... - Cool. 129 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,171 - Yeah. - What, no Superman? 130 00:06:18,255 --> 00:06:19,649 Couldn't have been that big a deal. 131 00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:21,091 Oh, no, no, Superman was there. 132 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,634 He's very handsome. 133 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:25,053 - It's good to have you back, buddy. - Yeah. 134 00:06:25,136 --> 00:06:27,138 Hey, we're missing someone. 135 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:28,890 Where's Charlie? 136 00:06:28,974 --> 00:06:30,392 Took the Jumpship for a joyride. 137 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:33,520 Oh, a joyride to check the timeline. 138 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,730 Right? It's called a time scout. 139 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:38,858 Now, who wants to visit the temporal zone? Shall we? 140 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:45,615 Guys, I'm still outside! I'm still outside! 141 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:46,908 Don't leave me! 142 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:50,161 Hi, I'm Ray Palmer. The Atom. 143 00:06:50,245 --> 00:06:54,457 This documentary is an exciting opportunity for me to improve my image. 144 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,586 A lot of people still confuse me for the demon 145 00:06:57,669 --> 00:07:00,171 who possessed me and opened up the gates of hell. 146 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:03,466 His name was Neron, and he is no longer with me. 147 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:05,427 Or inside me, or... 148 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:08,346 I really wish that you could meet my girlfriend Nora. 149 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:11,975 Uh, but she works out of town a lot, internationally. 150 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,228 She's got a lot of global clients. Kids mostly. 151 00:07:15,312 --> 00:07:16,688 She is a Fairy Godmother. 152 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,274 There's something behind you. 153 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,444 Is this a Timequake? 154 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:28,033 See? I knew the timeline was still in jeopardy. What do we got? 155 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:30,869 Time pirates? Time terrorism? Time sex tourism? 156 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:32,162 Wow, Ava. 157 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:34,331 You could be a supervillain if you applied yourself. 158 00:07:34,414 --> 00:07:36,249 Gideon, what's the point of origin? 159 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,878 It appears my Jonah Hex has... Beebo loves... loves you. 160 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,421 Gideon may have a virus. 161 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,757 Doesn't she make everything work? 162 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,050 We are perfectly safe. 163 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:48,553 Guys, that was a Class 5 Timequake! That is so dangerous. 164 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:51,598 Okay, guys, let's just try to keep our composure, shall we? 165 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:55,894 I've triangulated the Timequake to 1917 St. Petersburg, Russia. 166 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,563 Let's go and shrink the problem. 167 00:07:58,647 --> 00:07:59,814 - Uh... - Not good. 168 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:01,691 I'm developing a catchphrase? 169 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,777 Executing time jump now. 170 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,863 No, Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to... 171 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:14,329 Imperial Russia. Yeah, great. 172 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:15,789 This is great, Ray. 173 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,834 All right, Legends, put on your babushkas 174 00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:23,380 because we are rushing into Russia. 175 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,757 And now, you're copying my thing. 176 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,360 Totally. I just got really excited. 177 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:29,344 Okay, listen, babe, this may seem like a problem, 178 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:31,596 but let's turn it into a proble-tunity, huh? 179 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,974 Maybe a party-snake is just what the doctor ordered. 180 00:08:35,058 --> 00:08:37,352 Uh, what's a party-snake? 181 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:39,854 "Sneak." Party-sneak. 182 00:08:39,938 --> 00:08:42,440 The wonder of time travel is allowing our cameras 183 00:08:42,524 --> 00:08:45,735 to capture some of the first color images of Imperial Russia 184 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:48,655 as we ride along on the Legends' patented party-sneak. 185 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:51,866 Turns out it's more of a fun funeral-sneak. 186 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:53,242 Who died? 187 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:56,204 Grigori Rasputin, aka The Mad Monk. 188 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:59,499 Equal parts mystic advisor and manipulative hornball. 189 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,419 Rasputin was notoriously hard to kill. 190 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:05,839 It took cyanide, a gun, and drowning before he stayed dead. 191 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:18,309 Um, guys... 192 00:09:18,852 --> 00:09:20,311 we sure he stayed dead? 193 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:29,195 Rasputin came back from the dead, and it caused a Timequake. 194 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:32,782 Ugh, this is the kind of problem that I can wrap my head around. 195 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:35,160 So, I need you guys 196 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:37,662 to forget about this documentary film crew 197 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:39,831 and focus on the mission at hand. Yes? 198 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:42,625 Yes, we need to minimize the mishap. 199 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,509 Oh, right, that's good, because 200 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,796 saving the day is what the Legends do best. 201 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,799 - Ava, you're in my shot. - Oh, sorry. 202 00:09:49,883 --> 00:09:51,603 Gideon, what does the historical record say? 203 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,929 Perhaps time loop... time loop released him from Marion Ravenwood. 204 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,055 Of course! 205 00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:58,558 Okay, B-money, with me. 206 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,269 We're gonna fix Gideon, get our guests back to 2020. 207 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:04,856 Mona, Nate, Ray, I want you three researching Rasputin. 208 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,539 Figure out what his next move's gonna be. 209 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:07,984 Okay? Let's do it. 210 00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:12,572 Hey, Ray, sorry. But just... 211 00:10:13,406 --> 00:10:14,616 Hey... 212 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,995 - is everything okay with Sara? - Oh, um, I don't know, 213 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,457 but I do know that Oliver's death was pretty tough on her. 214 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,292 Yeah. 215 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:27,712 Maybe you should write Sara a condolence card. 216 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:35,261 That's actually not a bad idea. I guess I could 217 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:38,431 put my thoughts and feelings into words on a card. 218 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:43,019 What if more baddies started coming back throughout history? 219 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:47,524 If they do, we can call 'em "evil do-overs." 220 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:48,858 "Villa-agains." 221 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:51,110 I like "Encores." 222 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,340 - Mmm... - It's a good idea. 223 00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:56,991 - We could take a vote. Like a team vote. - Okay, let's vote. 224 00:10:57,075 --> 00:10:58,743 - Encores. - Villa-agains. 225 00:10:58,827 --> 00:10:59,869 Encores. 226 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,996 - Mmm... - Don't be a jerk about it. 227 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,915 Encores! 228 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:06,417 Meanwhile, back in New York, 229 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,128 Constantine and Gary were doing some soul searching. 230 00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:12,715 We're here with the great mage John Constantine, 231 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,593 responding to an urgent call regarding the supernatural. 232 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,137 Oh, bloody hell, Gary. 233 00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:21,683 You know I must have been off my rocker when I made you my assistant. 234 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:25,979 - Mr. Constantine. - It's what the card says, love. 235 00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:27,605 It's my son, Edgar. 236 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:31,025 I came home late from my shift, usually he's up playing video games... 237 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:32,360 All right, love, there you go. 238 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:35,113 Now, why don't you let me take a look, eh? 239 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,501 - What's wrong with him? - His PJs, for starters. 240 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:52,130 Do people really wear matching pajama sets? 241 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,213 Yes. 242 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,138 John, wait! 243 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:05,143 Masher? 244 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:08,897 - Masher, is that you possessing the lad? - Glad to see you escaped hell. 245 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,650 Yeah, I could say the same about you, mate. 246 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:15,153 Demon's gotta have his fun. 247 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:18,448 Yeah, well, I could murder a pint right about now. 248 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,783 - Fancy a drink? - You're buying. 249 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:21,993 You've got it. Let's go. 250 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,163 Uh, excuse me, greatest of warlocks, 251 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,498 but what about Edgar's mother? 252 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,792 Good thinking, G-man. 253 00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:31,794 We'll take the fire escape. 254 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:40,720 What distable do you wix, Captain Cat? What distable... 255 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,555 Easy on Gideon, Cap. 256 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:45,391 What are are you wixtable Captain Cat... Captain Cat? 257 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:48,895 Is everybody just trying to get on my nerves today? 258 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,982 Camera crew shows up and, what, nobody can act like themselves? 259 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,401 The spotlight does weird things to people. 260 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,819 But hey, 261 00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:58,988 you know I'll always be my true self. 262 00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:01,282 Oh, yeah? Your true self? 263 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,260 Don't your parents think you're in business school? 264 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,869 I am a tangled web. 265 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,746 Enough about me. 266 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,124 How are you doing with Oliver and everything? 267 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,461 I'm fine. 268 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,224 No worries, we don't have to talk about it. 269 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:17,756 But... 270 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,593 I made you something. 271 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:24,681 Oh, please don't be a condolence card, 'cause those are always super awkward. 272 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,933 Nah, hopefully, something better. 273 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,732 It's you, Ollie, and Laurel. 274 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:36,776 B, this is actually... 275 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,654 It's really sweet. 276 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:40,947 Thank you. 277 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,282 My condolence card wasn't awkward. 278 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,995 "Dear Sara, I'm sorry the vigilante you slept with 279 00:13:47,078 --> 00:13:48,798 when he was already dating your sister died. 280 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,623 Some say it's better to have loved and lost, 281 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:52,542 but I hope you never loved him at all." 282 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,503 Sara and I aren't the type to give each other cards, anyway. 283 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,547 I'd rather do something for her, 284 00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,591 you know, like fix this Rasputin situation and get the Legends 285 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:03,761 the heck out of Russia before they screw something up. 286 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:07,265 Uh, you can cut the last part of that out, right? 287 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:11,352 Apparently, when Rasputin cured the Tsarina's only son, 288 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,938 the two fell madly in love. 289 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:18,651 I think if Rasputin realized how much the Tsarina loved him, 290 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,194 he would wanna settle down with her, 291 00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:22,697 lead the kind of quiet life that doesn't disturb history. 292 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:28,494 Maybe Rebecca Silver's next series could be called Russian Nights. 293 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:32,540 So, the St. Petersburg elite hated Rasputin's influence over the Tsarina. 294 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:36,502 So the Tsar's own nephew, a prince by the name of Yusupov, 295 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,672 he spearheaded the assassination. 296 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,885 Ray, 297 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,387 what if old Grigori came back, 298 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,264 - to settle the score? - To settle the score. 299 00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:58,608 We need to stop Rasputin from killing Yusupov. 300 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,198 I'm going to deliver a love letter to Rasputin. 301 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,993 I'm gonna kill Rasputin. 302 00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:11,537 - You in? - Yep! 303 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:18,795 Rasputin and I are two wandering souls who got a second chance at life. 304 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:22,715 He shouldn't waste his encore on revenge. Damn it! 305 00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:23,883 What? 306 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,719 Mona was right. "Encore" feels better. 307 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,263 It does. Plus, with my new Atom cam, 308 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:32,475 everybody can watch us fixing history without any bloodshed. 309 00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:44,946 And Yusupov's dead. 310 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:46,155 New plan. 311 00:15:46,239 --> 00:15:47,508 Trespassers! 312 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:51,494 Whoa, hey, whoa! Don't... don't shoot. You either. 313 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,247 Um... 314 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:55,706 What do you want? 315 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,708 I'm here to interview Rasputin. 316 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:08,594 Grigori! Razzmatazz! 317 00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:11,389 Do people call you "Griggy"? 318 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,766 There's just been a slight misunderstanding. 319 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,978 Um, your monk friends here think I'm here to kill you, 320 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,480 uh, when really, I just would like to chat. 321 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,860 Oh, this? This is, uh, my camera crew. 322 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:27,155 We're producing a news reel about your startling return. 323 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:32,243 After all, you're not a big deal until you're a big deal on camera. 324 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:42,295 Grigori Rasputin. Monk. Mystic. 325 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:48,092 It is hard coming back to life. I think, "What will make me happy?" 326 00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,219 So, I killed the man who killed me. 327 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,014 But am I happy? Eh... 328 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,934 I'll give you Yusupov. He had it coming. 329 00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,728 But let's talk big picture, Griggy. 330 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,189 - You rose from the dead. - Mmm-hmm. 331 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:02,607 That's wild. 332 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:07,111 Nate, what are you doing? Now, you're in my shot. 333 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,571 To be honest with you, 334 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,781 I'm here to find out what makes you tick. 335 00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:14,202 Are we killing folks? 336 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,787 Or chilling with folks? 337 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,207 Sorry, Nate, this one's for Sara. 338 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:20,822 I got your back, Nate. 339 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,294 Size small, standing tall! 340 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,796 What the... 341 00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:27,882 - Ray! - Hey! Ow. 342 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,124 Get outta there! 343 00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:34,055 Rory, you're up. 344 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:37,849 Mona's here. 345 00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,894 Of course she is. 346 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,522 Hi, guys, I forged a letter that's gonna save history. 347 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,736 That's for Rasputin. 348 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:54,325 Hmm, not bad. Nice use of "musky embrace." 349 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,535 I learned from Rebecca Silver. 350 00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:58,412 Well, you learned from the best. 351 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,917 You know, your aura is quite strong. 352 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,461 I get that a lot. I rotate hair products. 353 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,339 Like me, you too have experienced a miracle. 354 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,800 God brought you back to life. 355 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:14,595 But there's something missing. 356 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,391 I sense a hole in your heart. 357 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,602 There. Right there. 358 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,147 You once loved someone, 359 00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:28,276 but you have forgotten. 360 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,320 Allow me to hypnotize you, 361 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:34,198 and I will help you recover everything you have lost. 362 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,580 Don't even think about it, Nate. 363 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,704 Thank you, Rasputin, but I'm gonna have to say yes. 364 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,747 100%, let's do this. 365 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,917 As Nate's party was about to get started... 366 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,794 ...Constantine's was coming to an end. 367 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,147 It's not right bringing a kid in here. 368 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,174 Oh, piss off, you puritan twit! 369 00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:53,676 I've gotta ask, Masher. 370 00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:56,721 Has she done it? 371 00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,532 I don't know what you're talking about, John. 372 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:00,891 Don't be coy with me. 373 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:05,271 Has Astra released the worst souls from hell onto Earth? 374 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,482 What can I say? 375 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:11,027 The girl's all grown up and making money moves. 376 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:13,237 The question is, 377 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,990 what are you gonna do? 378 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,784 I don't need to do anything about it, all right? 379 00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:21,537 My life is settled right now. 380 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,664 I'm not gonna stir up a hornet's nest of trouble 381 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,293 because Astra Logue wants to break the glass ceiling in hell. 382 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,086 Is that so? 383 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:35,134 You smug git. 384 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,594 Right then... 385 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:40,473 - Sorry about this. - No. At least let me... 386 00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:46,771 You're a bastard, John. 387 00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:59,575 - Where's my mom? - Gary! 388 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:02,411 Yes, Master of the Dark Arts. 389 00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,872 Hail the Waverider, will you? 390 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:08,626 - We need to warn the Legends. - Uh, but what about Edgar? 391 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,294 Ah, you know, give him the usual. 392 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,964 One taxi and a lollipop coming up. 393 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,929 I see you, you creep. 394 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,350 What? What do you want? 395 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,312 You want my confessional? 396 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,857 All right. Come here, I'll give one to you. 397 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:36,320 I confess that I hate this doc. 398 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:40,074 I confess that I don't want to be a celebrity, 399 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:43,369 and I confess that if you don't get that camera 400 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,371 - out of my face... - Captain! 401 00:20:45,663 --> 00:20:48,082 I think Gideon is suffering from phantom data. 402 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,668 Do you want me to come back later? 403 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,837 No. You should stay. 404 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,590 Stay with me, hang out. Let's get lit. 405 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,635 Questionable timing, but should I get my stash box? 406 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,095 Yes, you should. 407 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,222 Captain, I have an incoming Bollywood. 408 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,270 Sara, what's with the connection? 409 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,398 Gideon has a bug, and we're trying to get buzzed. What do you want? 410 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,151 Uh, listen up, all right? Some of the most evil souls 411 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,194 in all of history are being raised from hell. 412 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,488 - Did you hear him? He said "hell." - Get out. 413 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,575 Relax, Nathaniel. 414 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:26,162 Focus on my voice and this bauble. 415 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:31,542 Now, drop into the deepest part of yourself. 416 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:35,171 Quivering flesh go here... 417 00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:36,881 That's good. 418 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,593 And what if we've already run into one of these Encores? 419 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,470 How do we kill it? 420 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,679 You can't. 421 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:46,265 Not with the chit to their soul still in hell. 422 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,643 Where's Ava? Tell her I said hi. 423 00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,605 I see a woman in the shadows. 424 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,106 Walk to her. 425 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,486 She's beautiful. 426 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,112 Silky raven hair... 427 00:22:01,489 --> 00:22:03,616 ...eyes you could just stare into forever... 428 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,452 And she's stuffing her face with donuts. 429 00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:19,757 God has spared Rasputin again! 430 00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:21,258 Kill her! 431 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:26,971 Rory! 432 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,280 Nate, I'm coming for you, buddy. 433 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,332 Nate, snap out of it. 434 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,376 - I remember her, Ray. - Who? 435 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,045 I don't know her name, but she was on the ship with us. 436 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,673 Mission's blown. We need to retreat. 437 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,841 I'm not done with you, you rats! 438 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,510 Good thing Sara's not watching this. 439 00:23:18,274 --> 00:23:21,694 So, you guys decided to go off on your own and face Rasputin? 440 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,487 I thought I could calm him down. 441 00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:25,864 I thought I could make him fall in love. 442 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,784 And I thought I could, you know, assassinate him. 443 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:33,414 None of that was ever going to happen. He's fresh out of Hell. 444 00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:36,750 - Well, let's kill him, then. - You... you can't! 445 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,877 Look, John said that he can't be killed 446 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,463 while the chit of his soul is in hell, or... 447 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,340 Whatever that means. 448 00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:44,717 Look, Sara, we're really sorry. 449 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,653 We thought we could make things easier for you 450 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,262 by... by taking this off of your plate. 451 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,014 And risking your own necks? 452 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,975 Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate, 453 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,059 I'm good there. 454 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,769 And you know, 455 00:23:56,437 --> 00:24:00,065 none of you self-absorbed megastars even bothered 456 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:02,276 to ask me how I was doing. 457 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,696 Look, Sara, I... I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? 458 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,823 I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded. 459 00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,116 Reminded? 460 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:10,701 What... 461 00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:14,371 Did you think that I could just forget that my friend died? 462 00:24:14,455 --> 00:24:15,706 No, I... 463 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,708 Look, I know things have been crazy around here. 464 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,460 Crazy around here? 465 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,505 You still have no idea what I saw out there. 466 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:25,548 What did happen? 467 00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:29,845 Countless Earths died. 468 00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:34,016 I became a Paragon and traveled back to the Big Bang. 469 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,643 We restarted the universe, 470 00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:38,270 and now, no one even remembers what we've changed. 471 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,483 - It's a lot to process. - Yeah, I know. 472 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:47,738 So, you could see why I want to talk to my friends about it, 473 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,324 and instead, I get cameras 474 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:53,035 in my face. 475 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,350 "Agent Sharpe lacks a delicate touch 476 00:24:58,374 --> 00:25:01,710 and is extremely deficient at relating to people." 477 00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:05,381 That is straight from my Time Bureau personnel review. 478 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,424 Pretty harsh. 479 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,011 I wrote that review. 480 00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:13,847 Yeah, of course I'm bummed that we let Sara down, 481 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,934 but I am glad I got to meet Rasputin. Little help? 482 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:24,900 I mean, the guy got in my head and laid a bomb. 483 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,695 - He freaked your bean, huh? - Oh, yeah. 484 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:31,615 He also told me about the mystery woman that I was in love with before I died. 485 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:34,201 I know it sounds crazy, but it just... 486 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,536 It feels right. 487 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:37,955 Sounds like you got some soul searching to do. 488 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,040 Wanna watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back again? 489 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:44,211 No, my groove feels fine. 490 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:47,589 You think I have either split memory or partial amnesia? 491 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,509 That's like what's happening with Gideon. 492 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,570 Her memory is processing what I thought was phantom data, 493 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,638 but maybe it's real data from a different timeline. 494 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,726 Either you're a computer who caught the same virus as Gideon... 495 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:02,271 Or, when we fixed Heyworld, we changed the timeline. 496 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,250 Damn, we deducted the hell outta that. 497 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:05,272 I have to tell Sara. 498 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,460 Wait. Five minutes. Five minutes. Stay on the inversion table. 499 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,111 Your back's gonna thank me. 500 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,366 Okay, so clearly, we shouldn't have avoided asking Sara about Oliver, 501 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,702 but in my defense, I was desperately afraid 502 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,495 I was gonna say the wrong thing, you know? 503 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,541 I don't know what she needs, and everything I try seems to make it worse. 504 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,962 Hold on, Behrad, so, you're saying 505 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,922 Gideon's glitching because we fractured time? 506 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,758 Look, at least we didn't break time. 507 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,968 We just sort of dinged it up. 508 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,720 Hello? 509 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,389 What is on the feed? 510 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:40,350 - Is this thing on? - Yes, we're rolling, Mr. Rasputin, sir. 511 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,685 Good. Get out. 512 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,024 Now, what was it that man with the hair product said? 513 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,358 Yes. 514 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:52,154 "You're not big deal until you're big deal on camera." 515 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:55,449 You are going to make me big deal, Mr. Kevin Harris. 516 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,284 They left the director behind? 517 00:26:57,367 --> 00:27:00,454 I've invited my dearest Tsarina and her family over for dinner. 518 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,830 Tonight 519 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:06,126 will be a night that you can remember. 520 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,130 That... that doesn't sound right. 521 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,215 What? 522 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,509 The... the laugh. You need to nail the laugh 523 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,594 before we kill the Romanovs and take the throne. 524 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,888 It's a work in progress. How about this... 525 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,938 He's gonna kill the Romanovs. 526 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,482 Making him an immortal Tsar. 527 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,568 We can handle this. 528 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,278 We can? What about the team? 529 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,824 Shh. They're not thinking straight, and their cover's blown. 530 00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:38,742 Look, this is up to you and me, B. 531 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:41,078 We're gonna stop this assassination alone. 532 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,704 Yes. 533 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:44,665 Yes. 534 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:55,884 What's this? Is this a smudge on this goblet? 535 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,929 Every detail must be perfect. 536 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,266 Tonight, I am dining with the Imperial Family. 537 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,601 Take it back. 538 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:09,273 They are going to love the tea cakes. 539 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,985 I've laced them with cyanide. 540 00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,989 Hello? Kevin? Right here. 541 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,785 - Your guests have arrived. - The Romanovs are here! 542 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:24,496 Welcome. 543 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,959 It is such a shame that your daughters could not attend. 544 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:32,129 I know how much they must have missed their Uncle Rasputin. 545 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,966 Word of your death sent them into mourning, 546 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:39,344 but none were so heartbroken as I. 547 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:40,470 Oh. 548 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:42,848 Music! 549 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:52,316 How did you manage to survive being poisoned, shot, 550 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,027 and thrown into the river, Grigori? 551 00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:57,029 Oh, I have a very hearty constitution. 552 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:00,823 Damn it. 553 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:03,911 The Red Wedding's about to start, and I don't see the tea cakes anywhere. 554 00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,122 All I see is cookies. 555 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:10,167 Tea cakes? My favorite. 556 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,711 The cookies are the tea cakes. 557 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,507 What is the meaning of this? 558 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,719 Forgive me, sire, I saw a bug. 559 00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:27,225 Grigori, what is going on? 560 00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:28,602 What have you done? 561 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,146 Oops. I think we forgot the cameraman. 562 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,232 That's Kevin, the director. He's really more of an auteur. 563 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:35,943 We should get out there. 564 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,736 Sara clearly wants to handle this alone. 565 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:40,030 But are we gonna let her? 566 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:43,741 Go. 567 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,829 Nicholas, Alexei, come. 568 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,081 Wait! 569 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:52,918 You will stay exactly where you are. 570 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:56,004 For years, I have flattered you both, 571 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,757 our subjects adore you, 572 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,051 the army needs you, 573 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,471 and look at the state of our beloved Russia. 574 00:30:04,554 --> 00:30:05,639 Hey. 575 00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:08,725 Let me guess, you're the only one that can save it. 576 00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:11,603 - Not today, Grigori. - Who are you? 577 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:17,943 No matter. Perhaps I didn't give an adequate demonstration of my bauble. 578 00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:26,076 Attack this serving wench! 579 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,015 Come on, Behrad, snap out of it. 580 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:49,266 Rasputin. 581 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,853 The Grand Duchess Anastasia is here. 582 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:56,064 No. Anastasia, run! 583 00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:58,400 So glad you could join our soiree. 584 00:30:58,525 --> 00:30:59,693 Me, too. 585 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:06,700 Hey. 586 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,411 You're going to have to do better than that! 587 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,124 Sorry. 588 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,962 Come on, follow me. Go! 589 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:27,637 Move it! 590 00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:43,153 Didn't hurt. 591 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:46,031 All right, this way. You're gonna hide to be safe. 592 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:50,994 Look, Sara, I... 593 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,206 wish I was the person who could say the perfect thing... 594 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:55,289 Behind you. 595 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:01,254 But, listen, I'm just... I'm not that person, okay? 596 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,465 Emotions are hard for me, and I don't even know what 597 00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:06,134 restarting the universe means. Behind you. 598 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,057 Listen to me. Whatever happened to you, okay? 599 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,518 Whatever happens to you, 600 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,687 I wanna be the person that's there for you. Okay? 601 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:19,898 I'm here for you, Sara. 602 00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:29,658 Ava, that was perfect. 603 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:33,036 Oh, sorry to, uh, ruin the moment, ladies, 604 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,329 but we have a problem. 605 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:35,956 Come on. 606 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,418 Kill the Imperial Family! 607 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,422 Guys, come on, 608 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,303 we don't need to use violence here. 609 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:49,678 Ray! 610 00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:59,020 Sara, think of something. 611 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:02,274 Hey, Grigori! It's your big moment. 612 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,693 Don't you wanna ham it up for the cameras? 613 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,194 Oh, yes. 614 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:11,283 I'm Grigori Rasputin, and I'm unkillable! 615 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,876 Guys? Where am I? What happened? 616 00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:23,503 Don't think, Ray. Just enlarge. 617 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:24,689 Why's it so dark in here? 618 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:27,549 Am I in a lake? A... A lake that smells like perogies? 619 00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:29,926 Ray, do it. Get big now. 620 00:33:30,302 --> 00:33:31,386 Embiggify! 621 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:33,305 Your atomic number is up! 622 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,598 Now, Ray! 623 00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:36,765 Size... 624 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,019 matters! 625 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,400 Oh, no, what did... What did I do? 626 00:33:45,483 --> 00:33:47,694 You found your catchphrase, Ray. 627 00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:50,113 - What the hell? - Raw meat. 628 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,531 The question is, 629 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,200 did you get the shot, Kevin? 630 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,828 Uh, yeah, I got it. 631 00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,724 You know, I chalk it up to saving the timeline. 632 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:01,333 History has to be saved, 633 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,377 and sometimes, you have to take some people out, I guess. 634 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:06,880 The public is gonna love this ending. 635 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:09,132 - It's only missing one thing. - Hmm? 636 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:28,401 Saving history turned out to be a messierjob 637 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:30,278 than anyone had anticipated. 638 00:34:31,863 --> 00:34:33,365 To keep Rasputin from reforming, 639 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:36,243 the Legends stored his remains in a series ofjars 640 00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:38,328 that had previously been used for condiments. 641 00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:47,629 You might have thought travelling through time 642 00:34:47,712 --> 00:34:51,508 would be a way to find the answers to life's great mysteries... 643 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:55,971 but it turns out, sometimes, you just find more questions. 644 00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:06,564 But one thing is true in any time period, 645 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:11,820 it's being there for the ones you love that makes the journey worthwhile. 646 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,959 Hear that applause? This movie is not even gonna begin 647 00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:28,670 to satiate the Legends craze. You know what this is? 648 00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:29,921 This is a TV show. 649 00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:32,215 I'm talking cameras on every mission. 650 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,301 Sara, you okay? You look nauseous. 651 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,512 Yeah, she's fine. And when you go out there, just... just be yourselves. 652 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,473 - But, you know, bigger. - Like, bigger how? 653 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:41,641 Just act heroic. 654 00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,768 You guys have a real Bad News Bears vibe. 655 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:45,270 It's not doing you any favors. 656 00:35:45,353 --> 00:35:48,356 Now that you're big-time, people expect you to put on a show. 657 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,608 So, you're asking us not to be ourselves? 658 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,320 This guy gets it. Let's do this. 659 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:06,082 Hi, everybody. We are the Legends... 660 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,627 ...and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. 661 00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:11,463 We hope that you enjoyed it. 662 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:23,641 Of course, uh, none of it was real. 663 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:26,436 No, way! It's not real? 664 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:29,064 Excuse me? Uh, she's joking. 665 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:31,483 No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? 666 00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:33,818 It's the biggest hoax in history, am I right? 667 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:37,238 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. 668 00:36:37,322 --> 00:36:38,632 How could Rasputin speak English? 669 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:40,867 You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia. 670 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,827 I mean, if we had so much as coughed, 671 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:45,914 our modern germs would have wiped out half the population. 672 00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:49,292 Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? 673 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:50,376 Think about it. 674 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:53,004 The special effects were kind of questionable. 675 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:55,507 Shut up! 676 00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:56,633 It's not real. 677 00:36:57,592 --> 00:36:58,927 All right, everybody, 678 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:02,222 I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera. 679 00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:03,985 Yeah, it was all just a big fake spectacle, 680 00:37:04,015 --> 00:37:05,159 just like Heyworld last year. 681 00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:07,560 We are all a bunch of frauds. 682 00:37:07,644 --> 00:37:09,687 Big frauds, everybody. 683 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:12,649 - You guys ruined my movie. - Yeah, sorry. 684 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:21,950 This is for the best, right? 685 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:24,428 Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to say that. 686 00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:26,830 We're better off. Fame messes with people. 687 00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:28,415 We still have that money problem. 688 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:30,542 Oh, I almost forgot. 689 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,168 Mick? 690 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,007 I steal things. 691 00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:41,511 Whoa. Is that a Fabergé egg? 692 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:42,594 Mmm-hmm. 693 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:45,306 - What's that worth? - Fifty million. 694 00:37:46,724 --> 00:37:47,725 Whoa! 695 00:37:48,726 --> 00:37:50,228 Careful with that, babes. 696 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:53,940 John, what... What are you doing here? 697 00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:57,944 I heard your movie premiere was in town tonight, so, I thought I'd pop in. 698 00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:02,866 Well, just make yourself at home, then! 699 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,160 Why can't he ever just be normal? 700 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,832 What are you doing? 701 00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:13,585 Yeah, I need to borrow something. 702 00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:17,088 Rasputin wasn't an isolated incident. 703 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:19,681 Not isolated? What do you mean? 704 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:23,261 - Okay. Hey, whoa! No, no, don't do it... - Don't! 705 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,769 I'm plumbing into this. 706 00:38:31,853 --> 00:38:34,189 Wait. Are you trying to go back to Hell? 707 00:38:35,106 --> 00:38:38,318 Soul become my soul, flesh become my flesh. 708 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:40,487 Hades, firstborn of Cronus, 709 00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:42,572 I call upon you. 710 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:45,700 Hey, John, there's gotta be another way. 711 00:38:45,783 --> 00:38:48,328 I'll return when the sigil is complete. 712 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:50,914 John? 713 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,918 You take care, you lunatic. 714 00:38:55,877 --> 00:38:59,214 I always do, love. I always do. 715 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,894 You know, sometimes what happens on this ship 716 00:39:12,977 --> 00:39:15,396 really would be hard for an audience to follow. 717 00:39:20,318 --> 00:39:22,403 That love letter you wrote, 718 00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:23,780 it was good. 719 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:26,366 Very good. 720 00:39:26,449 --> 00:39:30,954 Gee, thank you, Mick. This means so much coming from you. 721 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,959 Listen, um, I'm giving up the writing. It's getting in the way of my thievery. 722 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:39,587 So, I'm handing the Rebecca Silver novels over to you. 723 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,005 Someone deserving. 724 00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:45,552 Me? 725 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:49,806 This is... This is so much. Are you sure? 726 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,141 Yes, I'm sure. That's why I'm saying it. 727 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,355 There's a novelist inside you. 728 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,901 There's more inside of me than just Wolfie? 729 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:04,028 Yes. That's right. 730 00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:11,244 Well, it was great living with you on the Waverider. 731 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,540 - What? - Yeah, I... I can't stay here to write. 732 00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:17,333 I need to be free. 733 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:20,545 I need to fall in love and break hearts. 734 00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:23,506 I can't do Rebecca Silver justice here. 735 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:24,506 But... But I... 736 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,385 But you tried writing on the ship and ran out of ideas? 737 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,511 I mean, frankly, Mick, 738 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,515 your latest novel Carjacked, it sucked. 739 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:37,312 But don't worry. Rebecca Silver is about to have her comeback. 740 00:40:38,771 --> 00:40:40,106 You'll see. 741 00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:46,112 You were my favorite. 742 00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:55,371 How's it going, Gideon? 743 00:40:55,455 --> 00:40:57,975 The phantom memory scrub is proceeding without a hitch. 744 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:01,252 The flaws only go as far back as the last two years. 745 00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:03,105 Oh, it feels good to get my thoughts straight. 746 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:04,714 Good work, Gidi. 747 00:41:04,797 --> 00:41:07,467 - I'm turning in. - Good night, B. 748 00:41:07,884 --> 00:41:09,969 - Don't stay up too late, Nate. - You got it. 749 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:11,554 - Dr. Heywood? - Mmm. 750 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:14,015 I have encountered a glitch during the Heyworld event. 751 00:41:14,891 --> 00:41:16,184 Show me. 752 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:32,742 Nate... 753 00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:36,704 if you're seeing this, we altered my future at Heyworld. 754 00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,831 I don't know where I'll be or who I'll be, but... 755 00:41:39,415 --> 00:41:40,917 I know that I love you. 756 00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:44,379 Find me. 757 00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:49,634 Gideon! Gideon, who was that? Play it again. 758 00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:51,344 Memory scrub complete.