1 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:14,970 Love, 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:18,936 exciting and new. 3 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:22,768 Come aboard. 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,276 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,950 Love, 6 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:34,950 life's sweetest reward. 7 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:38,964 Let it flow, 8 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:43,128 it floats back to you. 9 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,459 The love boat 10 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:51,216 soon will be making another run. 11 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,801 The love boat 12 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:59,178 promises something for everyone. 13 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,977 Set a course for adventure, 14 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:07,980 your mind on a new romance. 15 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:11,317 Love, 16 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:15,334 won't hurt anymore. 17 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:19,158 It's an open smile 18 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,415 on a friendly shore. 19 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,050 It's love! 20 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,169 Welcome aboard. 21 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:33,675 It's love. 22 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,042 Dr. Akers? 23 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:10,166 Bricker? 24 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,545 It can't be. 25 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,051 Adam bricker, the boy wonder. 26 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,684 What on earth are you doing 27 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:17,301 here? 28 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:17,887 Well, I finally found a way 29 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,261 to combine business with 30 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:19,807 pleasure. 31 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:20,559 I'm the ship's doctor. 32 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:20,890 Lorna, you remember Adam bricker. 33 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:21,394 Of course. 34 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,734 Good to see you again. 35 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,729 Good to see you again. 36 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,690 I see you've already met Julie 37 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,059 McCoy. 38 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:26,734 Yes, we have. 39 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:27,403 Mmm 40 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,707 I can still taste that chili you 41 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:29,731 used to make. 42 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,606 Well, that's the longest 43 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,612 case of heartburn I've ever 44 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,703 heard of. 45 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:35,609 Well, you can see where I 46 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,067 ended up. 47 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:37,275 What about you? 48 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:37,695 Are you still chief surgeon at 49 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:38,912 city hospital? 50 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,242 No, no. 51 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,246 I'm no longer practicing. 52 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,748 Actually, I had nothing to say 53 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,410 about it. 54 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,077 It seems our car got into a 55 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,884 slight misunderstanding on the 56 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,288 freeway with a station wagon, 57 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,206 so... 58 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,835 Plastic. 59 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,381 Naturally, I had to retire. 60 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,384 Well, what good's a doctor who 61 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,966 can't play golf? 62 00:02:59,053 --> 00:02:59,803 Well, it was a pleasure meeting 63 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:00,428 you. 64 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,223 We'll be seeing each other. 65 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:05,936 I'd love to. 66 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,019 Ahhh... 67 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,401 What a shame. 68 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,110 He was a brilliant surgeon. 69 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:11,980 Oh, he seems to have 70 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,106 adjusted very well. 71 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,073 I've never seen anything 72 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,153 phase that man. 73 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:17,775 I once saw him operate on two 74 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,284 emergency cases at the same 75 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,365 time. 76 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,450 Quite a doctor. 77 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,454 Well, you must have been 78 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,116 quite a doctor yourself 79 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,204 "boy wonder." 80 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,117 Actually, that name was 81 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,127 given to me by the... 82 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:29,378 Nurses. 83 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,799 Oh. 84 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,129 Oh! 85 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,132 Excuse me. 86 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,263 Oh... I'm sorry. 87 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,340 It's my fault. 88 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,012 I was just looking for my 89 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,131 make-up. 90 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,007 Make-up? 91 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:39,803 You don't need it. 92 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,796 How can you improve on 93 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,887 perfection? 94 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,061 Well, thank you. 95 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,480 Listen... 96 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,888 Could I interest you in the moon? 97 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:47,976 Huh? 98 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,151 I'm an expert on the moon. 99 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,228 Really. 100 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,191 I'll tell you what, meet me on 101 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,153 the promenade deck tonight at 102 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:54,863 eleven o'clock... And I'll point 103 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,323 it out to you. 104 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,322 Oh... well, I'll have to 105 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:02,164 have time to think about that. 106 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,161 I just thought about it. 107 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:07,043 I'll see you at eleven. 108 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,461 Ah, excuse me, could you tell me 109 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,709 if Gwen winters has come on 110 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,331 board yet? 111 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,416 Not yet. 112 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,539 Oh, well, when you see her, 113 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,835 could you ask her to call me 114 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,840 in my cabin right away? 115 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:15,711 I'd be glad to. 116 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,941 But first you're gonna have to 117 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,085 tell me who you are. 118 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,184 Oh... sorry. 119 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,888 Carol... carol gilmore. 120 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,010 Oh, yes. 121 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:23,806 Are you and miss winters 122 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:24,888 travelling together? 123 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:25,971 Sort of. 124 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,387 We're old friends from college 125 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:28,845 and she's engaged now and she's 126 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,162 coming on board with her fiance. 127 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:30,846 Hey. 128 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,937 Gwen (o.C.): Carol? 129 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,021 Gwen! 130 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,106 How are you? 131 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:34,898 You made it. 132 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,033 Hey. 133 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,399 Well, where is he? 134 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,025 Where is the victim? 135 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,031 He should be here. 136 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:40,573 Wait'll you meet him. 137 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,195 You're gonna love him. 138 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:41,861 Uh-huh. 139 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,158 And if I don't, we can always 140 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,161 find you somebody else. 141 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,333 Isn't it fabulous. 142 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,831 It's gonna be such a romantic 143 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:48,912 cruise. 144 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,995 Yes. 145 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,100 I was just thinking the same 146 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,254 thing myself. 147 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,335 Captain stubing! 148 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,422 Yes? 149 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,264 Ah, your copy of the 150 00:04:59,340 --> 00:04:59,800 passenger list, sir. 151 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:02,512 Thank you. Mr. Smith. 152 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:03,763 Mr. and Mrs... 153 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:04,885 What's this? 154 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:05,971 Marmalade, sir. 155 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,564 Mr.and Mrs. Marmalade. 156 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,891 No, it's just plain 157 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:10,516 marmalade. 158 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:10,851 I was going over the list at 159 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:13,895 breakfast. 160 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,860 Here's your copy of the weather 161 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:15,399 report. 162 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,521 Thank you. 163 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,067 Southwesterly winds, five knots, 164 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,532 light seas and a possible 165 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,781 increase in... 166 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,913 Maple syrup. 167 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:26,532 When I told you I 168 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:27,947 wanted you to eat, sleep and 169 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,263 drink your work, I meant it as a 170 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,287 figure of speech. 171 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:31,369 Yes, sir. 172 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,456 I'm sorry. 173 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,578 Yes, well, from now on 174 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,576 bring me reports with less 175 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:41,087 calories. 176 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,054 Oh, captain, are you 177 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,152 always so informal with your 178 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,216 crew, captain? 179 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,802 Well, I'm not exactly 180 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,467 captain bligh... Mr... 181 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:49,596 Schmidt... Karl schmidt. 182 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,232 Ah, herr schmidt. 183 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:51,889 Tell me captain, do you 184 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,056 like your job here? 185 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,144 Like it? 186 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,227 I love it. 187 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,313 Why? 188 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,395 Because you may not 189 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,652 have it much longer. 190 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,178 Carol. 191 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,141 Oh, hi. 192 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,483 Well, where is he? 193 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,848 Don't tell me you've broken up 194 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:34,975 already? 195 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:35,851 He's not getting away. 196 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:36,977 He's one in a million. 197 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,483 Well, he certainly must be. 198 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,435 Conservative old Gwen marrying a 199 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,986 man she's only known a couple of 200 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:43,649 months. 201 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,146 Well, when you meet Mr. Right, 202 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:45,738 you know it. 203 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:46,612 I was just thinking the 204 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:47,697 same thing myself. 205 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,030 Don't tell me. 206 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:49,697 Hm-hm. 207 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,834 I met someone. 208 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,054 And you think he's Mr. Right? 209 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,458 Well, he may not be Mr. Right 210 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,209 but he is certainly Mr. Smooth. 211 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,501 We barely met when he asked me 212 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,625 for a stroll in the moonlight. 213 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:02,802 Well, where is he? 214 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,800 Don't tell me you broke up 215 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:04,341 already. 216 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,553 Oh, Gwen, wait till you 217 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,263 see him. 218 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,552 You will go absolutely bananas. 219 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,297 Here comes Paul. 220 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:15,348 Paul.. 221 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,354 Hi, hon. Hi. 222 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,016 Well, my two favorite 223 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:23,065 people finally meet. 224 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,861 Carol... right? 225 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,494 Gwen's told me so much about you, 226 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,661 I feel I... Already know you. 227 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,030 Yes, 228 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:32,448 I feel I know you 229 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,495 already, too. 230 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,660 Well... isn't... isn't this 231 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,747 wonderful? 232 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,040 All the sun and everything? 233 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,876 Yeah. 234 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,551 I'll bet it's really something 235 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,839 in the moonlight, as well. 236 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,553 Bet it is. 237 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,795 Anybody for margaritas? 238 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:52,888 Me. 239 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,312 I'll get 'em. 240 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,230 No talking behind my back. 241 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:00,979 He's trying a little too 242 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,273 hard. 243 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,686 But you do like him, don't you? 244 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,105 Yeah. 245 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,743 Sure. 246 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,740 Something you don't like 247 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,411 about him? 248 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:14,830 Let me work on it. 249 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,229 Mr. Schmidt? 250 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:38,769 May I sit down? 251 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:39,771 Oh, by all means, herr 252 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,902 kapitan. 253 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:44,438 Thank you. 254 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,114 This morning you said something 255 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,572 that 256 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,783 I must say has left me a bit disturbed. 257 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:51,663 Oh, that... That you may 258 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,779 not have your job much longer? 259 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,866 Yes. 260 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,579 Forgive my bluntness, but... What 261 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,291 exactly are we talking about? 262 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,411 Nothing sinister, I 263 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,617 assure you. 264 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,496 Tell me captain stubing, have 265 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,804 you ever heard of a ship called 266 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,418 the Lorelei? 267 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,086 That's like asking a 268 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,317 quarterback if he's ever heard 269 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,341 of the Superbowl. 270 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,974 It's only the finest luxury 271 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,972 liner afloat. 272 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,264 Have you ever seen her? 273 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,347 Yes. 274 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,310 Once. 275 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,452 They broke the mold when they 276 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,346 built that ship. 277 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:25,443 If she were a painting, she'd be 278 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,613 hanging in the louvre. 279 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,232 Then what would you say, 280 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,987 captain stubing, if someone 281 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,649 told you that you are being 282 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,817 considered for the... 283 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,445 Captain of the Lorelei? 284 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:42,160 What would I say? 285 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,168 Any captain would sell his soul 286 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:49,010 to stand on that bridge. 287 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,128 I represent the owners 288 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,514 of the Lorelei, captain. 289 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301 And you are being considered for 290 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,054 the position. 291 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,046 And my feeling is... 292 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,308 That you're our man. 293 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,231 You're serious? 294 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,901 Quite serious. 295 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,661 Carol! 296 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,367 I've been looking for you. 297 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,247 We have to talk. 298 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,083 Do we? 299 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:26,877 Yes. 300 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,339 There you are. 301 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,299 Please keep our date 302 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:29,708 tonight. 303 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,755 It's important. 304 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,090 Hi, I... 305 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,255 Was just picking up some magazines. 306 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:36,894 Well, don't be long. 307 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:37,219 I don't want to waste this 308 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,683 sunshine. 309 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,063 So, Carol, where's Mr. 310 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,139 Smooth? 311 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,142 Oh... things got a little 312 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,555 rougher once I got to know him. 313 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,234 It seems that he... He has a 314 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,563 girl. 315 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,857 Ah, that's too bad. 316 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:50,820 That never stopped you in high 317 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,900 school. 318 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,244 You were on the top of the 319 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,899 senior girl's enemies' list. 320 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,357 This isn't like you. 321 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,237 You used to get anybody you 322 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,323 wanted. 323 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,576 Yes, well, life is much 324 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:00,788 more complicated than high 325 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,988 school. 326 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,078 You... coming with us, 327 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:03,752 Carol? 328 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,539 Ah, no thanks. 329 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,792 Postcard time. 330 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,423 We'll see you for dinner, 331 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:06,919 won't we? 332 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,249 Hm-hm. 333 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:07,923 For sure. 334 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,630 Bye. 335 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,050 Look, she likes you. 336 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,128 I know. 337 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:12,921 She'll warm up to you. 338 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,755 You'll see. 339 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:16,931 I remember the first time I 340 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:17,259 assisted at one of your 341 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,263 operations. 342 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,965 Las Vegas show girl, 343 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,095 appendectomy. 344 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,471 How could you possibly 345 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,767 remember that? 346 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,770 Well, for one thing, it 347 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,482 was the first time I ever saw a 348 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,941 patient asked out for dinner in 349 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:29,771 the middle of an operation. 350 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,315 I bet she would have said yes, 351 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,569 if she'd been awake. 352 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,282 You know, Adam, you were 353 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,781 almost as good with that scalpel 354 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,662 as you were with the ladies. 355 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:38,448 You would have made a damn fine 356 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,531 surgeon. 357 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,275 Well, I guess my heart was 358 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,327 always in general practice. 359 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,411 You know what they say 360 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,663 about gp's? 361 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,326 In this age of increasing 362 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,335 accomplishment... 363 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,339 The gp learns less and less about more and 364 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,011 more, until finally he knows 365 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,129 nothing about everything. 366 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,795 While the specialist learns 367 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,803 more and more about less and 368 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,425 less till finally he knows 369 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,142 everything about nothing. 370 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,983 Touché. 371 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,149 But why here? 372 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:09,978 Well, what's wrong with 373 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,112 here? 374 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:14,978 Well... look around you. 375 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,487 This isn't exactly the front 376 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,819 lines of medicine. 377 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,823 I mean there's important work to 378 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,164 be done, lives to be saved. 379 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,159 And here you are, Adam. 380 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,121 Lying in the sun. 381 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,701 Giving aspirin to vacationing debutantes. 382 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,407 Now what kind of professional 383 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,326 accomplishment can you get from 384 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,674 that? 385 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:30,958 Well, it's not all aspirins 386 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:31,541 and sunburn. 387 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,455 We've had emergency cases. 388 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,803 Adam, 389 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,759 get the most out of life that you can. 390 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,470 You never know when it might 391 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,849 suddenly be taken away from you. 392 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:50,928 See you later. 393 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,154 The captain's in the 394 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,359 running for skipper of the 395 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,019 Lorelei? 396 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:54,686 Huh? 397 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,034 You sure you heard that right? 398 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,108 Positive. 399 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,741 I majored in eavesdropping at 400 00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,859 bartender's school. 401 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,855 It'll be kinda sad losing 402 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,026 the captain. 403 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,164 Yeah. 404 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 But what a break for him. 405 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:04,873 Yeah. 406 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:05,330 Well, when does he find out if 407 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:05,829 he gets the job? 408 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,490 Well, I think it all 409 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,907 depends how much he impresses 410 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,365 schmidt on this cruise. 411 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,035 Well, then let's make 412 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,712 sure the captain does impress 413 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,880 herr schmidt, huh? 414 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,210 Ooh, look, dear, 415 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,545 there's a bridge tournament 416 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,550 later and a shore excursion in 417 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,672 the morning. 418 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,678 I think it's wonderful how you 419 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,350 manage to entertain so many 420 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,428 people so well. 421 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,511 Oh, yeah. 422 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,597 Thank you. 423 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,850 Actually, it's the right 424 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,118 captain that makes or breaks a 425 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:30,732 cruise. 426 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:31,953 If you're having a good time, 427 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:32,347 it's the captain you should 428 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,516 thank. 429 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,104 We'll do that. 430 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,608 The next time we see him. 431 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,439 Well, just turn around. 432 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,896 Ooh, captain. 433 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,315 Yes? 434 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:41,863 Captain, we want to just 435 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,946 compliment you on the 436 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,198 beautiful job you're doing 437 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,451 making all of us feel so 438 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,583 comfortable. 439 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,909 Thank you very much. 440 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,993 Excuse me, captain, would 441 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,246 you sign this for me, please? 442 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:54,922 Of course. 443 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,380 Thank you, sir. 444 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,050 Ah, thank you again, 445 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:03,048 Mr. and Mrs. Magwich. 446 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,473 Ralph, he remembered our name. 447 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,302 Nice to have you aboard again. 448 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,637 The third time, isn't it? 449 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,733 Captain, I'm impressed with your 450 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,901 passenger relations. 451 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:15,349 Well... 452 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:15,937 To think that you 453 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,111 remembered their names. 454 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,069 Oh, it's nothing. 455 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,398 May I buy you a drink, herr 456 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:19,783 kline? 457 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:20,938 Oh, thank you. 458 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,236 And the name is schmidt. 459 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,796 Dr. Akers, 460 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,420 I understand you were a 461 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,837 pioneer in open heart surgical 462 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:45,965 techniques. 463 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,261 It must be very satisfying for 464 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,363 you knowing that you've saved 465 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,847 many lives that would have been 466 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,020 lost twenty years ago. 467 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,978 Well, thank you very much captain, 468 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,978 it's the job of a doctor to save lives. 469 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,271 Although I've noticed lately 470 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,274 some of my colleagues are much 471 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,686 more interested in... 472 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:04,654 Having a good time. 473 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,157 I used to be much more handy 474 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:06,608 with a knife. 475 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,777 Here, let me help. 476 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:08,615 I don't need any help. 477 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:12,329 Thank you. 478 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,331 If this steak were a patient, 479 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,833 we'd have to notify the next of 480 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,174 kin. 481 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,630 Excuse me, captain stubing sir, 482 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,295 sorry to interrupt, 483 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,302 but we have an emergency that 484 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,183 requires your immediate 485 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,839 attention. 486 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:29,677 What kind of emergency, 487 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,262 gopher? 488 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,216 I'd rather not say, sir. 489 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,846 No need to alarm the passengers. 490 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,522 Oh... just the captain, 491 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,601 hm? 492 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,354 Duty calls. 493 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:38,897 Excuse me, ladies and 494 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,229 gentlemen. 495 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,570 Isn't the captain 496 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,865 magnificent? 497 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,868 I don't know what we'd do 498 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,990 what's happening, miss 499 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:53,577 McCoy? 500 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,911 Oh, the digiplot computer 501 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,615 is out of order. 502 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,214 And captain stubing's gonna have 503 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,475 to navigate by the stars, like 504 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,499 they did in the old days. 505 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,014 I imagine we won't see 506 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:08,802 more of the captain this 507 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:09,394 evening. 508 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,258 Well, you never can tell. 509 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,572 The man is a wiz with electronic 510 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,096 equipment. 511 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,521 He knows how to repair it? 512 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,729 The man's a genius. 513 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,822 Oh... excuse me, won't you? 514 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,238 That is the emergency? 515 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,561 You took me away from my dinner 516 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,534 guests to show me a nail 517 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,696 sticking out of a rail? 518 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:34,784 Yes, sir. 519 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,407 How do you think we ought to 520 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,334 handle it? 521 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,293 I suggest that you find 522 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,883 a hammer and hit the nail until 523 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,749 it is no longer sticking out. 524 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,757 Oh, why didn't I think 525 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,219 of that? 526 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,485 I guess that's how you got to be 527 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,759 captain and I didn't. 528 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:11,946 This isn't like Carol. 529 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,780 She's never late. 530 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,867 Honey, she'll show. 531 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,619 Have your soup, it'll get cold. 532 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,455 I was hoping you two would 533 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,789 like each other. 534 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834 Gwen, I think she's super. 535 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,587 I'm glad. 536 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,971 I'll bet I know what it is. 537 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:30,468 What what is? 538 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,799 Carol. 539 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,184 She's probably still upset about 540 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,260 that guy. 541 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,556 What guy? 542 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,429 She met him when she was 543 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,516 coming on board. 544 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,099 Apparently he turned out to be a 545 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,306 real creep. 546 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,186 Oh... 547 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,323 Well we really shouldn't judge. 548 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,321 Believe me, if he hurt Carol, 549 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,822 he's a creep. 550 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,277 I'm sorry it took so long. 551 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,866 Back so soon? 552 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:58,991 Well, everything's back 553 00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,447 to normal. 554 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,206 Oh, you fixed it. 555 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,328 Yes. 556 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,834 Just needed a few whacks with a 557 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,916 hammer. 558 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,798 Good as new. 559 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,813 Dr. Akers 560 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,019 glad I ran into you. 561 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:20,678 I was wonder, 562 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,176 would you like me to show you 563 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,346 and Mrs. Akers around 564 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,444 puerto vallarta tomorrow? 565 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,649 Well, thank you very much, 566 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,308 Adam. 567 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:25,935 But I think I'll spend the day 568 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,361 lying on deck with the other 569 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:27,819 invalids. 570 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,898 Art... 571 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,651 But, thank you very much, 572 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,033 Adam for the offer. 573 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,189 I'm glad to see that you're 574 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,277 branching out. 575 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,200 Part time doctor. 576 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,370 Part time tour operator. 577 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,490 Not bad. 578 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,036 Well, Dr. Akers, 579 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,538 goodnight. 580 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,626 I'm sorry. 581 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,379 He gets like this sometimes. 582 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,052 He doesn't mean the things he 583 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,130 says. 584 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,215 I don't know him anymore. 585 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,890 Surgery is his whole life. 586 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,890 It's the only thing he ever 587 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,062 wanted to do. 588 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:07,190 Since the accident... 589 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,271 He feels useless. 590 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,443 But he's not useless. 591 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,625 With his surgical knowledge, 592 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,229 he could teach at any medical 593 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:12,727 school in the country. 594 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,238 He could write books. 595 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,569 I know. 596 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,923 I've tried to tell him, he won't 597 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,947 listen to me. 598 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,700 He won't listen to anyone. 599 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,413 I keep hoping that in time. 600 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,745 I'm sorry you had to see him 601 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,081 like this. 602 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:31,415 He was always so fond of you. 603 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,303 If there's anything I can do. 604 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,972 No, I'm afraid there's 605 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,850 nothing anybody can do. 606 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:41,809 Good night. 607 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,559 Goodnight, Mrs. Akers. 608 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,403 So there you are. 609 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,769 I thought maybe you ran off with 610 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,606 the charming Dr. Bricker. 611 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,571 Why did you have to be so 612 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,070 rough on him? 613 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,321 Oh, come on. 614 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:55,992 I was just kidding. 615 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,130 You know I wish this ship had 616 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,414 television. 617 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,948 I'd like to watch a re-run of 618 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,175 the fugitive and root for the 619 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,409 one-armed man. 620 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,622 Please, art, no more jokes. 621 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,453 Well, you know what they say, 622 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,537 darling. 623 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,920 Laughter is the best 624 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:08,998 medicine. 625 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,091 After all, it's the only kind of 626 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,229 medicine I'm practicing these 627 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,173 days. 628 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,446 Carol? 629 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,030 Where have you been? 630 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:41,824 Why didn't you join us for 631 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,947 dinner? 632 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,663 Oh... I'm not hungry. 633 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,294 All right. 634 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,370 Out with it. 635 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,462 What don't you like about him? 636 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,709 Oh, nothing. 637 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,935 You're just imagining things. 638 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,629 Carol... 639 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,500 Look, believe me, it's 640 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,587 not important. 641 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,172 It's very important to me. 642 00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,400 I'm gonna be spending the rest 643 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,474 of my life with this guy. 644 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,181 Well, remember you're the 645 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,181 one that dragged this out of 646 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,973 me. 647 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,060 Go on. 648 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,023 Well... 649 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,015 Your fiancé and I bumped into 650 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,938 each other before you came on board. 651 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,027 So? 652 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,532 He's the man that asked 653 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,373 me out for a date tonight. 654 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,699 No. 655 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,414 I'm supposed to meet him 656 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,543 on the promenade deck 657 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,539 at... eleven. 658 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,661 I don't believe you. 659 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,997 Well, why would I lie? 660 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,712 Paul wouldn't do that. 661 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,542 Why don't you go up to 662 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,547 the promenade deck and see for 663 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,839 yourself. 664 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:47,923 I just might do that. 665 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,273 Hey, I thought only 666 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,561 dentists were allowed to look 667 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,984 down in the mouth. 668 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,062 And I thought only henny 669 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:55,765 young man was allowed to make bad 670 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:56,896 jokes. 671 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,442 Well, I'll stop if you will. 672 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,857 What's wrong? 673 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,405 Oh... nothing. 674 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,199 Oh, it's just something Dr. 675 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,283 Akers said. 676 00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:07,905 I don't think he's very 677 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,163 impressed with the job I do 678 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,254 here. 679 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:11,578 Why do you care so much what 680 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,833 dr. Akers thinks? 681 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,214 Oh, gopher, the man was a 682 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,291 giant. 683 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,713 You could fit my whole career on 684 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,793 his thumbnail. 685 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,756 Well hey, you're a giant 686 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,548 in your own right, too. 687 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,551 I mean every port we've ever 688 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,893 anchored in there are women who speak 689 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,849 your name with awed whispers. 690 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,809 Thanks. 691 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,509 Come on. 692 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,825 I've always wanted to dance with 693 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,889 a living legend. 694 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:35,015 Okay, I'll dance with you. 695 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,944 I didn't mean you. 696 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:41,566 You mean there's another 697 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,951 living legend here tonight. 698 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,029 I know. 699 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,992 But we really weren't helping. 700 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,176 Doc needs some time to figure 701 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,660 things out for himself. 702 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:53,751 Ah, there might be 703 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,670 somebody else we could help. 704 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,586 Oh, good evening, herr schmidt. 705 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,249 Oh, good evening, miss McCoy. 706 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,298 Mr. Smith. 707 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:03,971 Won't you sit down? 708 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,089 Thank you. 709 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,795 Call me Julie. 710 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,965 Thank you Julie. 711 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,644 I'm gopher. 712 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,722 Gopher? 713 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,497 Hey, there's something I can do for you? 714 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,943 Oh, no, sir, we're here 715 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:20,653 to do things for you. 716 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,982 Yes. 717 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,987 The captain insists that a good 718 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,489 passenger is a happy passenger. 719 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,150 Hm... 720 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,158 A happy passenger is a good, 721 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,160 a good happy passenger is 722 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,792 good... happy. 723 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,120 I see. 724 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,535 Your captain must be a truly 725 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,673 remarkable man. 726 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:38,999 Oh, he is. 727 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,544 We all know that it's just a 728 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,497 matter of time before some smart 729 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,837 far-sighted cruise mind just 730 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,842 grabs him and moves him onto 731 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,184 bigger and better things. 732 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:47,839 You know, it's quite a 733 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:48,945 coincidence that you should 734 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,009 mention that. 735 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,885 Because I represent the owners 736 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,852 of a ship called the Lorelei, 737 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,221 whose captain is about to 738 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,347 resign. 739 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,433 You're kidding. 740 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,136 Did you hear that? 741 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,557 He's from the Lorelei. 742 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,016 Doesn't that beat all. 743 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:02,687 And they are looking 744 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,154 for the right man to take over 745 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,234 the captaincy. 746 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,647 He must be authoritive. 747 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,276 Oh, captain stubing is 748 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,363 very authoritive. 749 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,027 Exceedingly authoritive. 750 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,116 Understanding. 751 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,329 Except when he's being 752 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,660 understanding, then he's being 753 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:15,664 understanding and authoritive 754 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,655 authoritive with... With 755 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,326 understanding. 756 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,876 Our captain must be strong. 757 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,749 Oh, captain stubing's 758 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,875 very strong. 759 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:23,961 He has a lot of... 760 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:24,754 Yeah... yeah tactful. 761 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,048 Strong tactfulness. 762 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,471 That's what captain stubing's 763 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,549 got. 764 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,223 In fact, the captain 765 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,461 must care for his ship like a 766 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,180 mother. 767 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,721 Well, captain stubing is a real.. 768 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,564 Hey... 769 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,729 Wait captain stubbing is a great dancer. 770 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,229 Sometimes we call him the dancing skipper. 771 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,062 And other times we just call him 772 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,566 old soft shoe stubing. 773 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,858 Sometimes just happy feet. 774 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:52,445 Are you still there? 775 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,582 I'm still here. 776 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,868 But what happened to Paul? 777 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,951 Well, maybe he got cold feet. 778 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:57,617 Or maybe you just can't 779 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:58,806 stand to see two people happy 780 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,370 together. 781 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,036 Hey, I'm your best friend. 782 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,455 I don't want him to show up as 783 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,713 much as you do. 784 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:05,554 Carol? 785 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,589 Sorry. 786 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,431 I've been trying to get 787 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:15,760 you alone all day. 788 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,767 You must think I'm a heel, huh? 789 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,468 Huh-uh. 790 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,057 First class. 791 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,231 Well, it's quite nice to 792 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,230 be tops in your field. 793 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,273 Look, I don't have much of an 794 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,227 explanation, except that some of 795 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:27,607 my friends threw me a farewell 796 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,942 party. 797 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,213 They were kidding me about all 798 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:30,857 the fun I was gonna miss on this 799 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,566 cruise now that I'm practically 800 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,446 an old married man. 801 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:36,083 Anyway, I guess it kind of got 802 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,409 to me because when I saw you. 803 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:38,945 I... 804 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,207 You thought you'd have a 805 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,288 fling with me. 806 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,373 Uh-huh. 807 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,375 With the most beautiful girl I 808 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:48,419 could find. 809 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,524 Of course, one minute after I 810 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,588 made the date, I was sorry. 811 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:54,885 'Cause Gwen means everything to me. 812 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,309 I guess what I'm trying to say is I, 813 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:01,853 won't be meeting you 814 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:02,475 or anybody else in the 815 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,520 moonlight. 816 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,824 I mean that Carol. 817 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,000 I'm very much in love with your best 818 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,024 friend. 819 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,817 Yayyyy... 820 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,492 Hey, Gwen, you were absolutely right! 821 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,490 Ah... 822 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,452 Oh, I think that you, 823 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:20,333 no, we've got a problem. 824 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,712 Yes, 825 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:24,118 a problem. 826 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,287 Ah, captain stubing. 827 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,625 Yes. 828 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:29,050 Oh, captain. 829 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,689 It was a great idea your changing course 830 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:31,795 like that. 831 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,051 It's like sailing on glass. 832 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,684 He's incredible, isn't he? 833 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,800 Ah, excuse me. 834 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,966 Pina coladas, gentlemen? 835 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:40,345 Oh, thank you. 836 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,732 Oh, too bad. 837 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:42,428 Ever since the captain 838 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,703 suggesting adding grenadine, we 839 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,870 haven't been able to make enough 840 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,864 of these. 841 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:47,978 Mr. Smith. 842 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:48,864 Miss McCoy. 843 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,320 What's come over you two? 844 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,571 Us? 845 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:53,572 I think I know, 846 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,283 captain. 847 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,589 They're obviously trying to help 848 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,073 you make a good impression so I 849 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,577 will hire you for the Lorelei. 850 00:26:58,658 --> 00:26:59,198 That's impossible. 851 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,044 I haven't told anyone about 852 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,158 that. 853 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,244 Crews have a way of 854 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:06,877 finding out these things. 855 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:11,838 Is that what you were doing? 856 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,261 I apologize for them, 857 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:13,720 herr schmidt. 858 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:14,378 Oh, please don't, 859 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,716 captain. 860 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,380 Crew loyalty is an excellent 861 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,718 sign. 862 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,222 Although I've already made my 863 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,894 decision. 864 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,222 The job is yours... 865 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,307 If you want it. 866 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,023 Captain, you did it! 867 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,106 Congratulations, sir. 868 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,649 You're gonna be a biggie. 869 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,864 Wait a minute. 870 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:34,943 I haven't said yes yet. 871 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:35,898 Oh, but you will, won't 872 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:36,357 you? 873 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,156 Of course he will. 874 00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:39,408 If he didn't, he'd be a stupid jerk. 875 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,411 Uh... 876 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,594 A less than intelligent person. 877 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,198 In my opinion. 878 00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:00,295 Now what am I gonna do? 879 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,283 Lorna darling... 880 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,242 It's time for breakfast. 881 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,242 Keep up this pace and we'll be, 882 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:22,954 we'll be late for dinner. 883 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:23,494 Go ahead. 884 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,196 I'm not hungry anyway. 885 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,615 I'd rather spend the morning in 886 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:26,583 you want me to roam 887 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,913 around the decks all alone? 888 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,747 All by myself? 889 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,833 I'm sure you'll find 890 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,785 something to do. 891 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,957 Ah, I'm sure I will. 892 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,456 Maybe I'll find a bridge game 893 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,258 that's short a hand. 894 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:10,457 Oh thanks. 895 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,540 Any luck? 896 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,833 She won't even talk to me. 897 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,019 I nearly banged in her cabin 898 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,043 door. 899 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:15,956 I phoned. 900 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,064 Even laid in wait for her in the 901 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,338 passageway, but she gave me the 902 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:18,883 brush. 903 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:19,835 I don't know what to do. 904 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,844 It's all my fault. 905 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:22,336 No, you were only looking 906 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,177 out for your friend. 907 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,313 I'm sorry. 908 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,269 And to think I was afraid 909 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,019 you two wouldn't get along. 910 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,101 Oh... 911 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,694 Gwen..you're making a mistake. 912 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,232 Paul is a... A wonderful guy. 913 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,317 Then you take him. 914 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,326 Adam? 915 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,412 Hello. 916 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,325 Hi. 917 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,044 I was wondering if you could 918 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,833 refill this prescription for me. 919 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,077 Well, let's have a look. 920 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:55,918 I've been having a little 921 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,052 trouble. 922 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,336 This was just filled a week 923 00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:03,425 ago. 924 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,218 Fifty pills. 925 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,393 I... I spilled them in the 926 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:06,891 sink. 927 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:07,391 They got a little wet. 928 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,772 I threw them out. 929 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,228 Very clumsy of me. 930 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,938 Oh, well, nobody's perfect. 931 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,298 Do you mind if I get them to you 932 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:15,403 a little later. 933 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,690 Don't you have any here? 934 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:17,773 Well, I don't have that 935 00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,355 much call for Diazepam. 936 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,442 And they're below. 937 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,065 I'll have to dig them out. 938 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:21,692 But I promise you'll have them 939 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,778 before the end of the day. 940 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:24,913 Good. 941 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,529 That'll be just fine. 942 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,616 Thank you. 943 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,279 Thank you, Adam. 944 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,158 Quite all right. 945 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:41,841 In that case, I'll 946 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:45,433 take a piece of that. 947 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,430 Mr. Smith! 948 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,761 Yes? 949 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:48,925 I will not stand for 950 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,115 dawdling when we have passengers 951 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:50,889 who may be needing your 952 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:51,434 assistance. 953 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,556 Do I make myself clear? 954 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:53,062 Yes, but I was just 955 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:53,772 telling a joke, sir. 956 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:54,561 See this. 957 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,104 Ah, if we want jokes, I'll 958 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,647 hire Bob hope. 959 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,110 Get back to work. 960 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:03,240 And forget the ad-libbing. 961 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,609 And you, Mr. Washington. 962 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,196 Did you forget your 963 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,320 breakfast this morning? 964 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,675 Or are you planning on eating up 965 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,989 all our profits? 966 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:10,115 Captain! 967 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,741 It's a beautiful day today, 968 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:12,828 isn't it? 969 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:13,410 Well, thank you for the 970 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,496 weather report. 971 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,724 But I would prefer your report 972 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,288 on the guest entertainers for 973 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:17,955 next week. 974 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,292 Your report that is two days 975 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,707 late. 976 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,666 Good morning. 977 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,467 Captain? 978 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,090 Yes? 979 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,795 Weren't you a bit severe? 980 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:29,796 When I command a ship I 981 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:30,637 do things my way. 982 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,602 But, you can't... 983 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,311 And I would greatly 984 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,270 appreciate it if you would tend 985 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,100 to your business and allow me to 986 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,024 tend to mine. 987 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:40,233 In short, herr schmidt bug off. 988 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:50,831 Good afternoon. 989 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:52,488 And welcome to Puerta vallarta. 990 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,997 All those wishing to go 991 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,868 para-sailing meet on the Karl 992 00:31:55,955 --> 00:32:01,495 deck gangway in ten minutes. 993 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,666 Dr. Akers. 994 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,295 Oh, hello, Adam. 995 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,301 How are you? 996 00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:09,843 How is medical Disneyland? 997 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:13,467 Any confetti overdoses today? 998 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:15,346 Um. 999 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,353 Mrs. Akers asked me to refill 1000 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,845 this prescription this morning. 1001 00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:26,692 So? 1002 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,238 Well, tranquilizers are 1003 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,242 easy to become dependent on, and 1004 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:31,874 in my opinion 1005 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,489 I wrote that prescription 1006 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:36,246 for lorna after the accident. 1007 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,909 You think you have any 1008 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,327 qualifications to second guess 1009 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,415 me? 1010 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:40,878 Well, I'm not trying to 1011 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:41,998 second guess anyone. 1012 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,665 Lorna has had difficulty 1013 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,003 relaxing. 1014 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,258 She takes these to help her. 1015 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,009 Is that so difficult for you to 1016 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:47,720 understand? 1017 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:48,509 I think maybe you ought to stick 1018 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,431 to what you're qualified for, Adam, 1019 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,430 and leave the medicine to 1020 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:53,852 the real doctors. 1021 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,444 Hi. 1022 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,903 Can I help you? 1023 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:05,732 I have an appointment 1024 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,397 with the doctor. 1025 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,074 Oh. 1026 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:07,651 The doctor isn't in right now 1027 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,065 and he didn't mention any 1028 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,172 appointments this afternoon. 1029 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,236 I'm early. 1030 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:11,702 I'll just wait in the 1031 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:12,781 examination room. 1032 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,744 Oh well, certainly. 1033 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:21,825 I guess that will be fine. 1034 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,252 Is anything the matter? 1035 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,955 I just... Stumbled. 1036 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,756 I'll see the doctor some other 1037 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,260 time. 1038 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,476 I don't know what's 1039 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,105 gotten into the captain. 1040 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,460 I heard he almost fired a member 1041 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:49,670 of the crew today for wearing a 1042 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,784 dirty uniform. 1043 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,452 Oh, well, neatness is 1044 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,570 important. 1045 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:54,736 For a guy who greases 1046 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,244 engines? 1047 00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:56,905 I think this job 1048 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,663 opportunity is getting to him. 1049 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,615 He is trying so hard to impress 1050 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:01,245 schmidt. 1051 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,170 He could louse himself up. 1052 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,078 Well, it's up to us to 1053 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,166 tell him. 1054 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,288 Give him some advice, huh? 1055 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:05,996 That's exactly what we 1056 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:06,455 should do. 1057 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:07,804 Yeah. 1058 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,879 Am I late for the 1059 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:09,963 afternoon coffee break? 1060 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,047 Call us when you've 1061 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:11,630 spoken to him, McCoy. 1062 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,756 Excuse me. 1063 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,602 Sir... 1064 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:16,678 These people... 1065 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,641 You have to stay on their tails 1066 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:18,642 constantly. 1067 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,773 Ya... 1068 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:20,993 You still haven't given us your 1069 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,017 answer, captain stubing. 1070 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,519 Are you accepting our offer? 1071 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,813 Ahhh... oh, 1072 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,897 excuse me, 1073 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:30,531 Mr. Powell, I need to talk to you. 1074 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,409 Adam? 1075 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,539 Adam 1076 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,330 I'm sorry I blew up at you. I know you meant well. 1077 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,004 But, I'm just not 1078 00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:45,882 qualified. 1079 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:46,378 Oh, come on, now. 1080 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:47,039 I didn't mean that. 1081 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,796 Arthur 1082 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:49,628 I don't feel very well. 1083 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:50,252 Lorna! 1084 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,338 What's the matter? 1085 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,682 Oh... 1086 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,759 Lorna! 1087 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,512 It hurts. 1088 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:03,346 Can you walk? 1089 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,654 Help me, please. 1090 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:06,728 Go down to my office. 1091 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,231 Ask the nurse for my medical kit 1092 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:09,524 and bring it to your cabin. 1093 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,527 Maybe all she needs is to 1094 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,358 lie down for awhile. 1095 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:11,862 Don't argue. 1096 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,573 Go. 1097 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,034 Come on. 1098 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,539 Well? 1099 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,546 Your wife is suffering from 1100 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,668 withdrawal. 1101 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:35,344 Withdrawal? 1102 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,652 You mean that she's addicted to 1103 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:37,716 Diazepam? 1104 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:38,722 You're gonna be just fine, 1105 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:43,023 Mrs. Akers. 1106 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,679 I never realized. 1107 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,977 She said they helped her. 1108 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,981 She must have been boosting 1109 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,733 the dosage substantially to be 1110 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,225 affected like this. 1111 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,237 And I kept writing those 1112 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,358 prescriptions. 1113 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:56,614 I never thought of keeping 1114 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:57,736 track. 1115 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,202 Well, sometimes we're too 1116 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,912 close to a problem to be able to 1117 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:01,412 see it clearly. 1118 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:01,872 But I should have been 1119 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,411 able to see it. 1120 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,253 I'm a doctor, aren't I? 1121 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,248 Or I was a doctor. 1122 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:07,080 I guess I'm not much of anything 1123 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:08,164 anymore. 1124 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,309 Do you know what it feels like 1125 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,352 to wake up in a hospital room 1126 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:11,086 and find out that your life is 1127 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,378 over? 1128 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:14,711 Well, I do. 1129 00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:17,047 I'm about as useful as a... 1130 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,151 As an airplane with one wing. 1131 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:19,885 All because of your wife. 1132 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,219 Say it, Arthur! 1133 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,934 For god's sake, will you finally 1134 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,604 say it? 1135 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:26,983 I'm responsible for your life 1136 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:28,099 being over. 1137 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:29,765 I insisted on driving that 1138 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,114 night. 1139 00:36:31,188 --> 00:36:33,108 You would have seen that station 1140 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:37,070 wagon before it was too late. 1141 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,283 No, lorna, I never 1142 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,412 thought that way. 1143 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,448 I can't stand it anymore. 1144 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,622 I can't face what I've done to 1145 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,752 you. 1146 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,408 You pretend it doesn't bother 1147 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,496 you. 1148 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,959 You make jokes about it. 1149 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,303 Please... 1150 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:58,929 No more jokes. 1151 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:03,048 No more. 1152 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:11,137 No more. 1153 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:16,726 I'll be in my office. 1154 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:01,527 Come on. 1155 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,202 Cheer up. 1156 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,319 How? 1157 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,316 How am I supposed to live my 1158 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,867 life without Gwen? 1159 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,370 Come on. 1160 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,886 Can I get you something 1161 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:29,973 to drink? 1162 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:30,266 You can get me something 1163 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,349 to throw. 1164 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,686 Look, I know you're sore 1165 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,360 at them, but... 1166 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,569 You're only hurting yourself. 1167 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:39,569 What business is it of 1168 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,440 yours? 1169 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,107 How do you figure that? 1170 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:43,895 Well, all they ever talk 1171 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,238 about is you. 1172 00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:48,413 I can imagine what they say. 1173 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,582 Basically, they say that 1174 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,750 they both care for you very 1175 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,158 much. 1176 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:57,959 Well, they sure have a 1177 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,214 funny way of showing it. 1178 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,764 May I have this dance? 1179 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,555 You lead very well. 1180 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,258 They think they're gonna 1181 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:11,637 get away with this? 1182 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:12,564 Over my dead body. 1183 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:13,931 Ah, excuse me. 1184 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,203 If there's going to be a fight, 1185 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:15,937 why don't you take him 1186 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,270 and I'll handle her. 1187 00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:20,436 You have some nerve 1188 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,944 hitting on my best friend. 1189 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,066 And you. 1190 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,782 You led him on. 1191 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,122 You know I wouldn't do a 1192 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,242 thing like that. 1193 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:32,948 You just said I was your best 1194 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,077 friend. 1195 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,963 Was is the key word. 1196 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,631 She is your friend. 1197 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,462 All she tried to do was protect 1198 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,546 you from me. 1199 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:44,799 And a good thing, too. 1200 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,068 We all know what kind of person 1201 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,132 you turned out to be. 1202 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,468 Well, I have to go now. 1203 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,012 Now, hold it! 1204 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,136 I've had enough! 1205 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,472 I'm up to here with this. 1206 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,926 Carol is not my type at all. 1207 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,137 Don't you insult my friend. 1208 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:57,768 Hey... 1209 00:39:57,853 --> 00:40:00,113 What's wrong with my type? 1210 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:00,649 Nothing. 1211 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,111 I like you very much. 1212 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,190 Ha! 1213 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,153 Then you can have her! 1214 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,145 Listen, honey, when I 1215 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,486 want a man, I'll get him for 1216 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,570 myself. 1217 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,703 I don't need your leftovers. 1218 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:10,992 Leftovers! 1219 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,485 Paul is a very desirable, 1220 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,576 handsome, terrific guy... 1221 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:15,659 Any woman would love to get her 1222 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:16,746 hands on him. 1223 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,869 Oh, she wanted you. 1224 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,167 Until you made a complete jerk 1225 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,340 out of yourself. 1226 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:23,629 Now you owe her an apology. 1227 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:24,462 Listen, I don't have to 1228 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,547 apologize to her. 1229 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:26,629 I happen to love her. 1230 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,875 Well, I love her, too. 1231 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,138 Oh, yeah? 1232 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,890 Well... 1233 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:40,814 You guys. 1234 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:41,726 Don't you just love 1235 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,194 happy endings. 1236 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,047 Come in. 1237 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,176 Ah, good evening, 1238 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,262 doctor. 1239 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,345 Captain? 1240 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,771 Ah, re... Retiring 1241 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:17,889 early? 1242 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:18,975 Working late. 1243 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,728 Yes, well 1244 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,231 I don't want to interrupt. 1245 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,063 It wasn't important. 1246 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,397 Merrill. 1247 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:27,072 The big decisions are never 1248 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,361 easy, are they? 1249 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,945 You know about the Lorelei, 1250 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,070 too? 1251 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,066 I think there's one crew 1252 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,176 member that doesn't and he's on 1253 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,620 shore leave. 1254 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,412 What would you do? 1255 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:42,285 Ah-ah... that's too easy. 1256 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,084 Doesn't it depend on what you 1257 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,788 want out of life? 1258 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:49,919 Health. 1259 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:50,797 Happiness. 1260 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:55,263 Love. 1261 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,346 Success? 1262 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,600 What is success? 1263 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:00,273 Hm... 1264 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,471 Believe me, that's something 1265 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,438 I've been thinking about all 1266 00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:03,979 week. 1267 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,273 But I think you just answered 1268 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,766 your own question. 1269 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,107 Hm? 1270 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,442 Health. 1271 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,487 Happiness. 1272 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,281 And love. 1273 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:24,751 Arthur? 1274 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:25,753 I'm right here, baby. 1275 00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,094 I'm so sorry I made that 1276 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,169 scene before. 1277 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:28,634 Shh... shh. 1278 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,132 You need sleep. 1279 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,424 Maybe you'd be better off 1280 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,297 without me. 1281 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,184 Baby... 1282 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,471 It was an accident. 1283 00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:38,854 It was nobody's fault. 1284 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,141 I was so busy feeling sorry for myself, 1285 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:41,595 I didn't see what was 1286 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:42,814 happening to you. 1287 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:46,153 And I'm sorry... 1288 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:51,150 Lorna, I know I said my life 1289 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,235 was over. 1290 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,818 Well, I was wrong. 1291 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:58,655 But my life will be over the day 1292 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:01,702 that I lose you and I'm not 1293 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:03,707 I'm not going to let that 1294 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:04,829 happen. 1295 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,955 Ever. 1296 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:27,523 Yes? 1297 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:28,225 May I come in? 1298 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,324 Oh, please do. 1299 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,689 How's Mrs. Akers doing? 1300 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,696 She's sleeping. 1301 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,699 Adam, I want to apologize to 1302 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:38,071 you. 1303 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:38,527 Oh, please. 1304 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:39,695 You don't have to. 1305 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,743 I want to. 1306 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:43,407 I realize I've been criticizing you for 1307 00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:44,325 the way you've been using your 1308 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,003 medical training, while I have 1309 00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,711 been using mine to turn my wife 1310 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,171 into a drug addict. 1311 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:50,631 Well, we both know it's not 1312 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,051 as simple as that. 1313 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,339 Drug dependence is a very 1314 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,052 complex problem. 1315 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,722 Any drug can be abused and there 1316 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,340 are human factors involved. 1317 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,217 As a doctor, I shouldn't 1318 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,553 have let it happen. 1319 00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:02,007 It happens, but you can 1320 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:03,097 still help her. 1321 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,060 Not only as a doctor, but as a 1322 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,392 husband. 1323 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,187 I'll see that she gets 1324 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,059 the best medical treatment there is. 1325 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,186 I know of a clinic in los 1326 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:11,862 Angeles that does very good 1327 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:12,940 work. 1328 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:13,733 But she's gonna have to work, too. 1329 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,067 Adam, 1330 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:16,653 thank you. 1331 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,197 Oh, look what time it is. 1332 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,466 I hate to push you out, but I do 1333 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,490 need my beauty sleep. 1334 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,865 Thank you. 1335 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:32,419 I'm sure you have enjoyed everything. 1336 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,253 We've had the most beautiful weather, we've had before. 1337 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:36,417 (Both talking) 1338 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:37,417 Excuse me, captain. 1339 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,548 Yes? 1340 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:39,644 Mr. and Mrs. Conroy 1341 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:40,258 are celebrating their 1342 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,644 fortieth anniversary this 1343 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,781 evening, and I took the Liberty 1344 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:43,465 of saying that you'd join them 1345 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:44,595 for a moment. 1346 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,481 McCoy, if I joined 1347 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,660 every couple celebrating their 1348 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,274 anniversary, I'd never have a 1349 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:54,443 second to myself. 1350 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,565 Captain stubing, I'm 1351 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,611 saving this dance just for you. 1352 00:44:57,694 --> 00:45:01,784 Thanks for the warning. 1353 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,275 Herr schmidt, please 1354 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,407 forgive captain stubing. 1355 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:05,123 He's not himself. 1356 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,622 Miss McCoy. 1357 00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:08,624 Really, he never behaves 1358 00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:09,285 like this. 1359 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:10,713 He's actually a wonderful, kind, 1360 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,921 friendly man. 1361 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,001 You're overstepping. 1362 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,634 Do you read me? 1363 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:19,132 And everybody loves him. 1364 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,966 Well, it's true. 1365 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:21,641 He's only reacting to 1366 00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:22,878 the pressure that I've put on 1367 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:23,968 him. 1368 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,644 Believe me, Julie... It would 1369 00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:26,741 take more than this for me to 1370 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,345 change my mind about captain 1371 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:32,154 stubing. 1372 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,649 That's what I was afraid of. 1373 00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:36,151 The truth is I don't want the 1374 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,283 job. 1375 00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:38,359 But, sir. 1376 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,992 The Lorelei is everybody's idea 1377 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,490 of success. 1378 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,163 But your idea of 1379 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,581 success is something else? 1380 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:46,659 Yes. 1381 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:48,663 To me there is nothing more 1382 00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:51,825 successful than this ship, 1383 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:55,835 and this crew. 1384 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,169 So, if you'll excuse me, I think 1385 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,441 I'd like to celebrate with the 1386 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:03,675 conroys and boogie with Mrs... 1387 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,550 Haskell. 1388 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,887 Thank you. 1389 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,223 Again. 1390 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:14,058 You are fortunate to 1391 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,396 have such a man as captain 1392 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,521 stubing. 1393 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:17,977 Now tell us something we 1394 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,896 don't know. 1395 00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,764 Isaac, thank you. 1396 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:40,338 Ah. 1397 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:40,922 If it weren't for you, 1398 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:42,376 I might be leaving alone. 1399 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,676 And thank you dear Isaac, 1400 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,839 for all your really good 1401 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:45,927 advice. 1402 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:46,549 And I want to thank you, 1403 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,637 too. 1404 00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,221 Well, what for? 1405 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:49,886 I dunno. 1406 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,933 I just hate to be left out. 1407 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,057 Bye. 1408 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,233 Bye bye. 1409 00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,482 Adam. 1410 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,355 Thank you for the name of the 1411 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:00,902 clinic. 1412 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:01,574 Oh, don't mention it. 1413 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,572 But don't expect lorna's problem 1414 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,744 to disappear overnight. 1415 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:06,822 I don't. 1416 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:07,905 And it's our problem. 1417 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,411 And we'll solve it together. 1418 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:10,123 Adam. 1419 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,372 I'm so glad we didn't miss you. 1420 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,044 What can I say? 1421 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,307 We're leaving this ship with a 1422 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,041 whole new lease on life. 1423 00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:16,544 Ahhh. 1424 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,625 Did Arthur tell you. 1425 00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:21,761 He's going to write a book on 1426 00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:24,168 surgical techniques. 1427 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,548 I want the first copy that 1428 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:26,264 rolls off the presses. 1429 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:29,603 Suitably autographed, of course. 1430 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680 Of course. 1431 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,472 "To Adam bricker. 1432 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,808 The boy wonder." 1433 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,812 Never has an intern taught so 1434 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:37,814 much to a chief surgeon.. 1435 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:41,106 "That didn't want to learn." 1436 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,534 See us again. 1437 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:51,947 Thank you for sailing with us. 1438 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:52,785 Auf wiedersehn, 1439 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:53,619 captain. 1440 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:54,084 Auf wiedersehn, herr 1441 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:54,752 schmidt. 1442 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:55,410 I sincerely hope you find the 1443 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,367 right captain for the Lorelei. 1444 00:47:57,457 --> 00:47:59,327 Well, I found him, 1445 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,668 and I lost him... 1446 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:01,842 But I'm sure your crew will 1447 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,000 agree that it does not show 1448 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:03,796 weakness in a man to know what 1449 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,170 he wants in life. 1450 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,257 And when he's got it... To stick with it. 1451 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:10,303 Captain stubing, I salute you. 1452 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,440 Welcome home, sir. 1453 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:17,138 Yeah, welcome home, 1454 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:17,807 captain. 1455 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:19,904 Thank you.