1 00:00:05,454 --> 00:00:07,322 So, Sam, uh, 2 00:00:07,390 --> 00:00:09,157 you and Diane are back together, 3 00:00:09,224 --> 00:00:12,326 just like that, after six years of separation. 4 00:00:12,394 --> 00:00:19,868 Six years of growing and evolving and self-discovery, 5 00:00:19,935 --> 00:00:21,565 deciding what we want from life 6 00:00:21,566 --> 00:00:23,271 and realizing that we don't have it. 7 00:00:23,272 --> 00:00:24,572 Yeah, besides, uh, 8 00:00:24,573 --> 00:00:26,140 last night, we both discovered 9 00:00:26,141 --> 00:00:30,044 we still like... the same desserts. 10 00:00:30,045 --> 00:00:33,180 Yeah, anyway, what the hell, you know? 11 00:00:33,181 --> 00:00:35,049 I've always wanted to live in California. 12 00:00:37,152 --> 00:00:39,353 You leaving us, Sam? 13 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:40,788 Well, yeah, Woody. 14 00:00:40,856 --> 00:00:42,690 Yeah, I am. You know? 15 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:45,059 It's time for me to move on, you know? 16 00:00:45,127 --> 00:00:48,495 Face new challenges and-and Diane said she'd get me a job 17 00:00:48,563 --> 00:00:50,965 at the juice bar in her health club. 18 00:00:50,966 --> 00:00:54,902 Well, I had no idea you had such exciting prospects. 19 00:00:54,903 --> 00:00:56,293 By all means go for it, Sam! 20 00:00:56,305 --> 00:00:57,772 Here's kiwi in your eye! 21 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:48,039 So, uh, Sam, what are you gonna do about the bar? 22 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,574 Well, I thought I'd let Rebecca run it for a while, 23 00:01:50,642 --> 00:01:53,412 then, afterwards, I'll sell what's left for kindling. 24 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:55,680 Aw, come on, you guys! 25 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,331 Lighten up, man. That's a joke. 26 00:01:57,399 --> 00:01:59,934 Sam, can I ask you a question? 27 00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:03,988 And I mean this as a caring, supportive friend. 28 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:06,691 Have you lost your freaking mind?! 29 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,643 What are you talking about? 30 00:02:08,644 --> 00:02:11,012 The two of you had a relationship whose best moments 31 00:02:11,013 --> 00:02:13,148 were full of anguish and self-loathing. 32 00:02:13,215 --> 00:02:15,333 After ten hours with this woman, 33 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:17,152 you want to give up your life, your livelihood, 34 00:02:17,153 --> 00:02:19,487 and move with her to California?! 35 00:02:19,554 --> 00:02:22,607 Hey, you want to get off my case, fellas? 36 00:02:22,674 --> 00:02:24,709 You know, I think you're turning on me 37 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,044 'cause I just want to get my life going here. 38 00:02:27,112 --> 00:02:29,480 I mean, look at me: What've I got? 39 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:33,284 No family, no future, nothing to look forward to. 40 00:02:33,351 --> 00:02:35,086 Sammy... 41 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:36,687 I can't believe this is happening. 42 00:02:36,688 --> 00:02:38,489 Yeah, I can't either, Carla. 43 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:41,192 Yeah, after all the cheer leading I've done for you guys, 44 00:02:41,193 --> 00:02:43,761 even when I knew you were making mistakes. 45 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,530 Oh, so you want us to return the favour? 46 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:47,482 Yes, yes, I do... 47 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:49,350 And I'm not making a mistake. 48 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:50,685 Sammy... 49 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,920 what's gonna happen to us? 50 00:02:58,293 --> 00:03:00,028 Come on, you guys. 51 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:01,462 I mean, all you fellas do 52 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:04,098 is just sit there and watch the world go by. 53 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:06,200 You don't need me for that. 54 00:03:06,268 --> 00:03:08,469 I want to get off the bench, you know? 55 00:03:08,537 --> 00:03:11,005 I want to get in the game. 56 00:03:11,073 --> 00:03:14,208 So, you just gonna desert us? 57 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:16,978 You gonna just walk out, like a traitor? 58 00:03:17,046 --> 00:03:19,313 A traitor? 59 00:03:19,381 --> 00:03:20,714 I need more than this! 60 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:23,384 You know, you should need more than this! 61 00:03:23,452 --> 00:03:25,086 I am not your mother! 62 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:27,788 This is not your home! 63 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,860 This is ridiculous. 64 00:03:32,861 --> 00:03:35,029 Come on, let's just get out of here, you know? 65 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:36,397 We got a plane to catch. 66 00:03:36,398 --> 00:03:38,566 Thank you very much for all your best wishes, fellas, 67 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:41,052 and for making it clear that I'm doing the right thing. 68 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:42,720 Come on, sweetheart. 69 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:46,507 I'm sorry, everyone. 70 00:03:48,844 --> 00:03:51,746 This is the best for Sam, believe me. 71 00:03:57,636 --> 00:04:00,972 I gave that man the best years of my life. 72 00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:08,062 Yeah... 73 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:10,698 We'll get along without him. 74 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:14,402 Sure... 75 00:04:14,469 --> 00:04:16,504 life goes on. 76 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:25,146 Oh, Sam, you're not still thinking about 77 00:04:25,147 --> 00:04:27,382 what those people said at the bar, are you? 78 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:30,151 No, don't be silly. Furthest thing from my mind. 79 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:32,320 It does bug you, though, doesn't it? 80 00:04:32,321 --> 00:04:34,638 The way they thought we didn't know what we were doing? 81 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:36,674 I mean, we know, right? 82 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:38,309 Damn right we know! 83 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,943 Evening, folks. 84 00:04:39,944 --> 00:04:41,328 This is Captain McGovern. 85 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:43,164 I'm gonna ask the flight attendants 86 00:04:43,165 --> 00:04:45,767 to prepare for departure now, if they would, please. 87 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:48,002 And as soon as we get clearance from the tower, 88 00:04:48,003 --> 00:04:49,470 we'll be taking off. 89 00:04:49,537 --> 00:04:51,072 Oh, Sam... 90 00:04:52,641 --> 00:04:54,742 In a moment, we'll be off. Mm. 91 00:04:54,743 --> 00:04:57,044 Isn't this the perfect beginning for our lives together? 92 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:59,079 Taking flight. 93 00:04:59,148 --> 00:05:02,183 Speeding down the runway side by side, 94 00:05:02,251 --> 00:05:04,785 until we lift from the ground, 95 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:09,123 leaving far beneath us the tedium of ordinary life, 96 00:05:09,191 --> 00:05:12,827 to soar into the bright, unlimited future. 97 00:05:12,894 --> 00:05:17,297 You ever hear of the Mile-High Club? 98 00:05:20,135 --> 00:05:22,536 Oh, Sam, naughty-naughty. 99 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:24,739 They give you bonus points for it. 100 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:28,476 Folks, this is your captain again. 101 00:05:28,477 --> 00:05:30,111 Sorry, but we're gonna be delayed 102 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,146 here on the tarmac for a bit. 103 00:05:32,147 --> 00:05:35,049 We're having a minor problem with our electrical system, 104 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:37,885 and we'll need some time to check it out. 105 00:05:37,952 --> 00:05:41,706 By the way, Sam, you might want to take advantage of this delay 106 00:05:41,773 --> 00:05:44,709 to reconsider what you're doing. 107 00:05:47,045 --> 00:05:49,213 Are you really in love with this woman 108 00:05:49,214 --> 00:05:51,849 or are you trying to love her because you're afraid 109 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,250 of ending up alone? 110 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:55,052 Think about it. 111 00:06:02,644 --> 00:06:04,278 Did you just hear that? 112 00:06:04,345 --> 00:06:06,280 What? 113 00:06:06,347 --> 00:06:08,615 What the captain said to me. 114 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:10,751 To you?! 115 00:06:10,819 --> 00:06:14,354 He said they were having trouble with the electrical system. 116 00:06:14,422 --> 00:06:16,952 Why do you think he was talking to you personally? 117 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:20,961 Oh, boy. 118 00:06:21,029 --> 00:06:22,847 Oh, Sam. 119 00:06:22,914 --> 00:06:26,284 Aw, this is going to be so great. 120 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:27,485 Mm. 121 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:29,720 You're going to love Los Angeles. 122 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:35,360 I won't pretend it's a modern-day Athens but... 123 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:38,279 at least you'll feel free there, 124 00:06:38,347 --> 00:06:40,882 feel free to explore your own... 125 00:06:40,883 --> 00:06:43,684 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your flight attendant. 126 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:45,386 On behalf of your flight crew, 127 00:06:45,453 --> 00:06:47,922 I'd like to apologize for this delay. 128 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,790 We'll be coming around the cabin 129 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:53,094 to make sure you have everything you need. 130 00:06:53,161 --> 00:06:54,595 And, for God's sake, Diane, 131 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:56,630 you're a bright, alluring woman 132 00:06:56,698 --> 00:06:59,766 with a great deal to offer mankind. 133 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,069 Will this man stimulate your gift 134 00:07:02,137 --> 00:07:04,572 or be an anchor, pulling you 135 00:07:04,639 --> 00:07:07,074 to the bottom of the sea of mediocrity? 136 00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:15,099 A fair question. 137 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:17,818 I'm sorry-what is? 138 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:20,887 Uh, nothing. 139 00:07:20,955 --> 00:07:23,690 These seats are a little tight, aren't they? 140 00:07:23,758 --> 00:07:25,593 Yeah... yeah. 141 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,861 Well, you know, it's been a long time 142 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:29,497 since I've flown first class. 143 00:07:29,564 --> 00:07:32,366 I guess I remember it being more comfortable. 144 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:35,869 Yeah, so do I. 145 00:07:35,937 --> 00:07:39,706 I guess I remember life being more comfortable. 146 00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:46,397 Ah... 147 00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:48,166 We should've flown another airline, you know. 148 00:07:49,568 --> 00:07:51,903 Well, it's too late for that. 149 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,338 It doesn't make any sense to rethink a decision 150 00:07:54,339 --> 00:07:55,489 that's already made. 151 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,041 Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. 152 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,342 A commitment is a commitment. 153 00:07:58,343 --> 00:08:01,145 We wouldn't want to change things if we could. 154 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:03,347 I'm sorry folks, but I'm afraid 155 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:05,149 we're gonna be returning to the terminal. 156 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,851 We'll have you disembark 157 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:09,453 and arrange for you to take an alternate flight. 158 00:08:09,521 --> 00:08:11,756 Maybe we're being a little overcautious, 159 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,591 but we don't want to make a mistake 160 00:08:13,658 --> 00:08:15,348 about something this important. 161 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,761 Sorry. 162 00:08:29,374 --> 00:08:30,441 Hey... 163 00:08:32,777 --> 00:08:34,178 You know... 164 00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:36,180 Yes. 165 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,452 I think we both know. 166 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:52,012 Good night, ladies. Thanks again. 167 00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:56,567 Do you believe those three? 168 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,836 In here every night trying to trap guys. 169 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:03,507 Yeah, yeah... yeah, you'd never see any wife of mine showing her face in some bar. 170 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:04,541 Yeah. 171 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,352 She'd make more money in a sideshow. 172 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,983 Sam! 173 00:09:13,051 --> 00:09:14,368 What are you doing here? 174 00:09:14,436 --> 00:09:16,520 Well, we changed our minds. 175 00:09:16,588 --> 00:09:18,322 I'm not going to L.A. 176 00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:20,123 Well, where is Diane? 177 00:09:20,191 --> 00:09:22,626 Probably over Kansas by now. 178 00:09:22,694 --> 00:09:25,129 The important thing is we came to our senses. 179 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,464 I knew you would, Sam. 180 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:27,531 Yeah. 181 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,966 Yeah, what do you got there, Sam? 182 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,834 Something I've been holding onto for a while, Woody. 183 00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:33,637 Uh, I thought maybe it was time to open it up. 184 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:39,743 Oh, my! A box of fine Cuban cigars. 185 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:41,428 Uh, Sammy... 186 00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:43,780 I assume you realize that those are illegal in this country. 187 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,716 Shut up, Cliff. 188 00:09:45,783 --> 00:09:47,651 Aye, aye. 189 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:50,189 You know, I was hoping you guys would, uh, join me 190 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,505 in a smoke session tonight. 191 00:09:51,506 --> 00:09:53,674 You know, kind of a welcome home party. 192 00:09:53,742 --> 00:09:55,542 Cliffie, what do you say, man? 193 00:09:55,543 --> 00:09:58,161 Buddy, I'd love to stay, but geez, it's getting late. 194 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,329 I better beg off. 195 00:09:59,397 --> 00:10:01,715 Oh, all right. 196 00:10:01,783 --> 00:10:03,967 How 'bout you, Norm? 197 00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:06,887 Can't, Sammy- I came to the conclusion 198 00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:08,805 I've wasted too much time in this bar, 199 00:10:08,806 --> 00:10:10,807 like a couple of decades. 200 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,843 Gonna go home to Vera. 201 00:10:12,911 --> 00:10:14,211 Vera? 202 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,746 My wife. 203 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,648 Maybe you remember her? 204 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,616 That is her name, isn't it? 205 00:10:20,685 --> 00:10:22,053 See ya. 206 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,155 Well, Carla, what do you say, huh? 207 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:26,690 Nah. My shift's over. 208 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,893 I've got to get home to the kids. 209 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,361 Appreciate the thought. Maybe another time. 210 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:34,431 Doc, help me out here, man. 211 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:36,733 You want a fine cigar? 212 00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:38,135 Huh? I'd love to, Sam, 213 00:10:38,203 --> 00:10:39,803 but Lilith just called 214 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:42,874 and she wants me to bring home Chinese tonight. 215 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,842 I... 216 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,610 I hope she meant the food. 217 00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:53,117 She's been really weird lately and... you know. 218 00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:54,818 W-Woody, wait a minute, man. What about you? 219 00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:57,154 Aw... can't Sam. I gotta leave right away. 220 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:58,222 Why? 221 00:10:58,223 --> 00:10:59,390 Carla's my ride. 222 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,641 Well, I'll give you a lift. 223 00:11:00,642 --> 00:11:01,942 What-What's going on here? 224 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:03,109 Why's everyone leaving? 225 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,311 Come on, Sam. 226 00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:06,313 It's not like this is our home. 227 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:17,725 Hmm. 228 00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:22,696 Oh, man. 229 00:11:25,536 --> 00:11:27,534 Gotcha! 230 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:31,138 Pull out those smokes, Sam! 231 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:32,306 Let's fumigate the place! 232 00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:33,941 Oh, you guys. 233 00:11:34,009 --> 00:11:36,260 Diane called us with the bad news, 234 00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,329 so we thought we'd come cheer you up, Sam. 235 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:43,634 Oh, man, I thought it was something, you know, I had said earlier might about Australia. 236 00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:46,771 No, Sam, you got to go a lot farther than that to insult us, eh? 237 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:51,708 Besides, we knew that you were going through a lot of trouble lately. 238 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,595 We're here for you, Sammy, as long as you need us. 239 00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:57,492 All except for Peterson, who has to get up in the morning. 240 00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:02,186 You really know how to sink a party, don't you, Woody? 241 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:04,488 Here's your bus schedule. 242 00:12:05,339 --> 00:12:07,791 When are you up for re-election? 243 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,053 Can you believe it? 244 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:26,623 I forgot our plane tickets. 245 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:27,890 Oh, oh, oh. 246 00:12:27,891 --> 00:12:29,192 Sam, I'm glad you're here. 247 00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,860 Listen, I wanted to tell you. 248 00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:34,031 I really, really like Diane. 249 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:37,108 And I know you guys are gonna have a wonderful life together. 250 00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:40,053 Diane and I are finished, honey. 251 00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:42,705 Ding-dong, saved by the bell. 252 00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:46,376 Well, I'm off 253 00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:47,544 on my honeymoon. 254 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,112 Good-bye, you guys. 255 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:52,449 Oh, and, I just want to tell you that, um, the days that I had 256 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:56,185 here at Cheers were the, they were the best days of my life. 257 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,170 Really? 258 00:12:57,171 --> 00:12:58,404 Ew. 259 00:12:58,405 --> 00:12:59,923 Wh-what are you saying? 260 00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:01,925 You're not gonna come back and see us anymore? 261 00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:03,876 No, I will, every now and then, you know. 262 00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:05,045 But I-I'm married now. 263 00:13:05,112 --> 00:13:07,580 I-I can't just hang out in a bar all day long. 264 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:10,216 I mean, I-I have my place in the community. 265 00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:12,536 Hey, by the way, did I tell you? 266 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:16,439 Don got a job offer with the sewer department. 267 00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:18,441 Keep your fingers crossed for us. 268 00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:24,247 Can you believe that? 269 00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:28,318 I shoot for Donald Trump, and I end up with Ed Norton. 270 00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:32,705 But you did good, Rebecca. 271 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:35,559 I did, didn't I? 272 00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,563 Bye. 273 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,431 See you, Trixie. 274 00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:48,021 You know, Sam. Hmm? 275 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:49,723 You really scared us there before. 276 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:50,757 Hmm. 277 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:52,092 When you walked out of here today, 278 00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:54,094 I thought it was the last we'd ever see of you. 279 00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:55,294 Yeah, yeah. 280 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,997 I'm sorry about blowing up like that. 281 00:13:56,998 --> 00:13:59,899 I hope you understand where that was coming from. 282 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,117 That's all right, Sammy. 283 00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:02,786 We understand. 284 00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:05,389 Here you are a washed-up ballplayer, 285 00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,290 alcohol problem. 286 00:14:07,358 --> 00:14:09,192 Sex problem. 287 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,127 Lost your one true love. 288 00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:12,112 Twice. 289 00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,996 No apology necessary. 290 00:14:15,132 --> 00:14:17,233 Ah. 291 00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:19,335 Yeah, who was I kidding, you know? 292 00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,639 Coming in here and telling you guys you don't have lives. 293 00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:26,877 I guess I was really talking about myself. 294 00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:29,029 God, the irony. 295 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:29,996 Irony. 296 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,931 Irony. 297 00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:37,921 One by one, I seem to be losing 298 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,158 my, uh... thrills 299 00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:44,161 and, uh, tingles, you know? 300 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,795 I keep asking myself, 301 00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:48,665 "What-what is the point to life?" 302 00:14:48,732 --> 00:14:51,702 Whoo, that's a tough question. 303 00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:53,804 Yeah. 304 00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:55,538 Eh. 305 00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:57,407 Well, I got the answer. 306 00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:59,409 Somehow, I knew you would. 307 00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:05,482 Comfortable shoes. 308 00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:07,401 Shoes? 309 00:15:07,402 --> 00:15:09,635 Yeah, if you're not wearing comfortable shoes, 310 00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,170 life is just chaos. 311 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,089 I mean, the greatest accomplishments in history 312 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:16,576 have been made by men wearing accommodating shoes. 313 00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:20,113 Uh, Frasier, tell me, 314 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:23,011 who do you think is the greatest thinker in all mankind? 315 00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:25,869 I don't know, uh, Aristotle. 316 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,437 There you go. 317 00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:28,638 Sandals. 318 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:32,525 Perhaps the most comfortable shoe there is. 319 00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:34,694 You hardly even know you have them on. 320 00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:38,431 I mean, Confucius, thongs. 321 00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:40,533 Einstein, loose loafers. 322 00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,619 Wow. 323 00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:45,755 I'll tell you what the point of life is: 324 00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:49,125 Having kids. 325 00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:51,828 Creating life. 326 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,998 Sure, it's disappointing and painful, 327 00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:57,967 heartbreaking at times. 328 00:15:58,036 --> 00:16:00,670 Sure, they can drive you crazy and make you think 329 00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:02,728 you just can't get through another day. 330 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,777 Where was I going with this? 331 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:12,816 You know, some would say that the search for meaning 332 00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,517 is a, a waste of time, 333 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:18,254 that all human life is just a cosmic accident, 334 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:21,157 an arbitrary conglomeration of 335 00:16:21,225 --> 00:16:24,611 molecules evolved by chance 336 00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:27,514 into an organism with a brain stem, 337 00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:30,117 condemning it to ponder, futilely, 338 00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,918 the reason behind it all. 339 00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,432 I know Dr. Crane is just trying 340 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:38,425 to keep the conversation lively... 341 00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:44,831 All I know is my life would have been nothing 342 00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:46,732 if it weren't for all of you. 343 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,753 You people are as dear to me as my own family. 344 00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:51,088 More so, in fact. 345 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:53,039 Really, Woody? Oh, yeah. 346 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,124 Well, for one thing, none of you call me Huckleberry. 347 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,326 I hate being called Huckleberry. 348 00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:58,728 That's your nickname, Wood? 349 00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:01,497 No, Woody is. 350 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,825 Well... 351 00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:15,461 I hate to get all mushy, but I got to say 352 00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:18,431 I feel pretty lucky to have the friends I do. 353 00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:19,549 Ah. 354 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:23,419 You know, no one wants to be the first to say it, 355 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,855 but I'm not ashamed to admit 356 00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:28,424 what I think we're all feeling. 357 00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:32,295 Time goes by... so fast. 358 00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:34,898 People move in and out of your life. 359 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:38,501 You must never miss an opportunity to tell these people 360 00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,771 how much they mean to you. 361 00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:44,507 Well, I... 362 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:48,194 I... 363 00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:51,765 I... 364 00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:53,449 I... 365 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,658 I keep coming back to that shoe thing. 366 00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:06,812 Ooh, that's Vera. 367 00:18:06,813 --> 00:18:08,131 That's Lilith. Probably Kelly. 368 00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,033 Could be Ma. My kids. 369 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,401 Say, you know what, wait, don't answer it. 370 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:12,802 Just let whoever it is think that 371 00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,204 we're on our way. Which is exactly 372 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,805 where we should be. 373 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,441 Hey, uh, 374 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,976 thanks for the Perfecto, Sammy. Yeah. 375 00:18:19,977 --> 00:18:22,095 Thanks for staying guys. 376 00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,880 Same to you. 377 00:18:23,881 --> 00:18:25,865 Wouldn't be the same without you, Sam. 378 00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,800 Yep. 379 00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:30,220 Whatever guy follows you, Sam, 380 00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:33,323 has some pretty big shoes to fill. 381 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,591 Did you hear that? 382 00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:37,593 Thus, it all returns to footwear. 383 00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:42,515 Night, you guys. 384 00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,417 You know, I still keep thinking though, uh, 385 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:48,721 you know, I want some kind of change in my life. 386 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,640 You know something? 387 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,875 I hate change. 388 00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:54,277 I mean, you know, 389 00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:56,713 every day, you wake up, something's changed. 390 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,316 Everything's just changing so fast. 391 00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:01,884 I like things to stay the way they are, you know? 392 00:19:01,952 --> 00:19:03,953 I like things you can count on. 393 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:07,290 You know, you just gave me something to think about, Woody. 394 00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:08,925 Oh, I'm sorry, Sam. 395 00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:11,794 I hate it when somebody does that to me. 396 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,696 Bye, Woody. 397 00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,632 Night, Sam. 398 00:19:25,343 --> 00:19:26,610 Sammy, 399 00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:28,928 I didn't want to say this in front of the others, 400 00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:30,429 but you know what I think 401 00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:33,216 the most important thing in life is? 402 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,518 It's love. 403 00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,153 You want to know what I love? 404 00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:39,623 Beer, Norm? 405 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,058 Yeah, I'll have a quick one. 406 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:52,301 Know what, Sammy, I love that stool! 407 00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:54,387 If there's a heaven, 408 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,357 I don't want to go there unless my stool is waiting for me. 409 00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,955 And I'll tell you what, even God better not be on it. 410 00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,161 He wouldn't... 411 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:03,963 he wouldn't dare. 412 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:08,234 I don't think it matters what you love, Sammy. 413 00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:10,670 Could be a person, could be a thing. 414 00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:13,706 As long as you love it totally, 415 00:20:13,774 --> 00:20:16,409 completely, without judgment. 416 00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:20,846 Know what I think? 417 00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:23,149 I think you ought to go home and wake up Vera 418 00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:25,651 with a big kiss and then 419 00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,420 do what comes naturally. 420 00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:31,324 Wake her up so she can watch me eat a bucket of buffalo wings? 421 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,235 Yeah, well, maybe not. 422 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:45,605 Well, I'm off. 423 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,943 But, um, Sammy, can I let you in on a little secret? 424 00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,595 Sure. 425 00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:54,931 I knew you'd come back. 426 00:20:54,999 --> 00:20:56,766 You did? 427 00:20:58,719 --> 00:21:01,654 You can never be unfaithful to your one true love. 428 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,623 You always come back to her. 429 00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:09,512 Who is that? 430 00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:13,499 Think about it, Sam. 431 00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:42,579 Boy, I'll tell you... 432 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:48,618 I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on Earth. 433 00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:10,973 Sorry, we're closed.