1 00:00:04,335 --> 00:00:06,135 I'm sorry, Diane. 2 00:00:06,203 --> 00:00:08,704 I got a little carried away when I first saw you. 3 00:00:08,705 --> 00:00:09,772 I'm all right now. 4 00:00:09,773 --> 00:00:10,823 Hmm. 5 00:00:11,775 --> 00:00:13,543 Lovely to see you. 6 00:00:14,611 --> 00:00:16,212 Thank you. 7 00:00:16,279 --> 00:00:18,080 When will you be leaving? 8 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,855 Hello, Woody. 9 00:00:25,922 --> 00:00:27,489 Well, hi, Miss Chambers. 10 00:00:27,557 --> 00:00:29,592 What's new in your life? 11 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:32,695 Oh, well, you know, I, uh, got married, 12 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:34,597 and I'm gonna have a kid. 13 00:00:34,665 --> 00:00:36,832 Wonderful! 14 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,601 Yeah. Oh, also I just got elected 15 00:00:38,669 --> 00:00:40,603 to the Boston City Council. 16 00:00:44,308 --> 00:00:45,675 How nice. 17 00:00:45,742 --> 00:00:49,812 And I'm next in line for the throne of England. 18 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:55,793 Really? Well, you know, maybe we'll work together someday. 19 00:00:57,654 --> 00:01:00,689 You know, hammer out a treaty or something. 20 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,868 Hello, Diane. 21 00:02:22,437 --> 00:02:24,972 Hello, Frasier. 22 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,130 You're looking well. 23 00:02:26,174 --> 00:02:27,541 I'm feeling well. 24 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:29,476 I'm happily married with a bright young son 25 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:30,577 and a successful practice. 26 00:02:30,578 --> 00:02:32,129 But, you know, what's most important... 27 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:33,730 and I just realized it this moment... 28 00:02:33,731 --> 00:02:35,849 is I'm over you. 29 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:38,469 I'm glad. 30 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,103 There's absolutely nothing here anymore. 31 00:02:40,104 --> 00:02:41,305 I'm over you. 32 00:02:41,372 --> 00:02:44,207 You could be a-a total stranger for all I'm feeling. 33 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:48,045 You could be ugly and gnarled and toothless without that 34 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:51,281 shining hair, those dancing eyes, 35 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:53,834 these graceful, supple limbs. 36 00:02:53,902 --> 00:02:55,869 Thank God I'm free. 37 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:58,572 Frasier, you're hurting me. 38 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,908 Well, you never hurt me, did you?! 39 00:03:04,195 --> 00:03:07,130 Anyway, good to see you. 40 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:12,336 Norman, Clifford. 41 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:15,155 You're exactly the way I remember you. 42 00:03:17,492 --> 00:03:20,811 Well, uh, looks can be deceiving there, Diane. 43 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,446 I mean, our-our lives have changed 44 00:03:22,447 --> 00:03:25,349 in innumerable ways. 45 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,351 How so? 46 00:03:35,259 --> 00:03:37,309 Well, uh, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 47 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,400 Uh, Diane. 48 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:45,102 Come on, come on, come on. 49 00:03:45,169 --> 00:03:48,272 Uh, Diane, I'd like you to, uh, 50 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:52,276 I'd like you to meet my wife, Rebecca. 51 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,710 Hello, Rebecca. 52 00:03:53,778 --> 00:03:55,546 Hello. 53 00:03:57,615 --> 00:04:00,384 So... 54 00:04:00,452 --> 00:04:03,170 you're Mrs. Sam Malone. 55 00:04:03,238 --> 00:04:04,988 Uh-huh. 56 00:04:06,475 --> 00:04:07,858 Pretty nice, huh? 57 00:04:07,926 --> 00:04:09,186 And she's a real pig today 58 00:04:09,194 --> 00:04:12,729 compared to what she usually looks like. 59 00:04:12,797 --> 00:04:15,432 Hi, honey. 60 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,269 Hi. 61 00:04:18,336 --> 00:04:21,571 So, Sam, Rebecca, this is my Reed. 62 00:04:21,639 --> 00:04:23,107 Reed Manchester. Hi. 63 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:24,275 Hi, Sam. 64 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:25,392 How you doing? 65 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:28,045 Nice to meet you. 66 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:33,450 Well, awkward silences always make me hungry. 67 00:04:37,939 --> 00:04:39,523 Yeah, me, too. 68 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:41,221 Why don't we, uh, why don't we go 69 00:04:41,226 --> 00:04:42,793 up to Melville's for lunch? 70 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,895 Oh, Melville's, of course. 71 00:04:44,963 --> 00:04:46,797 That's perfect. 72 00:04:46,864 --> 00:04:49,332 So, uh, Sam, Diane tells me 73 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,635 you used to be a relief pitcher for the Sox. 74 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:52,803 Yes, that's right. 75 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:54,938 So, uh, what was your best pitch? My best pitch. 76 00:04:54,939 --> 00:04:57,775 Uh, gee, that'd be, uh, "Say baby, what's your sign?" 77 00:05:01,679 --> 00:05:05,716 That, uh, Miss Chambers' husband seemed like a nice guy. 78 00:05:05,784 --> 00:05:07,718 She'll make him pay for it. 79 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:12,459 If she's left him a shred of manhood, 80 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,592 it's only because she's waiting for the right moment 81 00:05:14,593 --> 00:05:17,928 to-to flick it away like the last 82 00:05:17,996 --> 00:05:21,531 shrivelled pea on her plate. 83 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,202 Thank God I'm over her. 84 00:05:25,269 --> 00:05:26,637 Hit me, Woody! 85 00:05:26,705 --> 00:05:29,106 Four fingers of the meanest swill you got! 86 00:05:33,177 --> 00:05:37,447 And all my life, I've wanted to be a documentary film maker. 87 00:05:37,515 --> 00:05:39,449 That certainly is interesting. 88 00:05:42,086 --> 00:05:44,120 So, Rebecca, tell us about yourself. 89 00:05:44,188 --> 00:05:46,956 Sam never mentioned what you do. 90 00:05:47,024 --> 00:05:48,725 He didn't? 91 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:51,761 Well, it never came up. 92 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,563 Well, uh... 93 00:05:53,631 --> 00:05:57,201 I am a... corporate attorney... 94 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:02,723 with the firm Emerson... 95 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:05,258 Lake and Palmer. 96 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:09,512 That sounds familiar. 97 00:06:09,513 --> 00:06:11,031 Yeah, they're a pretty famous group. 98 00:06:11,032 --> 00:06:12,199 Listen, um... 99 00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:16,653 And what I specialize in there is, uh, 100 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:19,356 is product liability cases. 101 00:06:19,424 --> 00:06:21,891 That was good. 102 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:23,226 I mean, is good. 103 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:25,295 Because, uh, it's a good job she has. 104 00:06:25,363 --> 00:06:26,496 Oh, yeah. 105 00:06:26,564 --> 00:06:28,615 And you still find time 106 00:06:28,683 --> 00:06:30,784 to raise four small children? 107 00:06:30,852 --> 00:06:34,287 Oh, they're not so small. 108 00:06:34,355 --> 00:06:37,491 Uh, Sam Junior is, uh, five. 109 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:40,594 And, um, then Darby's four. 110 00:06:40,662 --> 00:06:43,179 And, uh, Newton's three. 111 00:06:43,247 --> 00:06:45,549 And then, uh, 112 00:06:45,617 --> 00:06:48,819 little two-year-old Chelsea, she's one. 113 00:06:53,073 --> 00:06:56,226 Well, here's to marriage and children 114 00:06:56,294 --> 00:06:58,495 and the dawn of a great new friendship. 115 00:06:58,563 --> 00:06:59,629 Aw. 116 00:07:00,865 --> 00:07:02,800 Don! 117 00:07:05,603 --> 00:07:08,371 Why did you have to mention Don? 118 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,742 She-she's, uh, she's very sentimental. 119 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:14,411 You see, we, uh, we-we met at dawn, 120 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:17,146 and it's her, uh, favourite time of day. 121 00:07:17,214 --> 00:07:19,116 Come on, sweetheart. 122 00:07:19,184 --> 00:07:21,284 Sit up there and dry those tears of joy. 123 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:26,790 Rebecca. 124 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,258 I got to talk to you. 125 00:07:28,325 --> 00:07:29,526 I've been up 126 00:07:29,527 --> 00:07:30,894 all night thinking about this, 127 00:07:30,895 --> 00:07:32,896 and I'm miserable without you. 128 00:07:32,964 --> 00:07:34,330 You got to marry me! 129 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:37,200 You got to marry me, 130 00:07:37,268 --> 00:07:39,670 and this time I won't take no for an answer. 131 00:07:39,737 --> 00:07:40,787 I love you. 132 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:41,855 Hi, Sam. 133 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:43,724 How you doing? 134 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,728 Huh? 135 00:07:47,795 --> 00:07:48,895 I will marry you! 136 00:07:51,849 --> 00:07:54,902 I said yes! I did it! 137 00:07:54,969 --> 00:07:58,038 Oh, Don, thank God you came back for me! 138 00:08:04,529 --> 00:08:06,159 Oh, Sam, you don't mind, do you? 139 00:08:06,196 --> 00:08:07,965 No. 140 00:08:12,971 --> 00:08:14,888 Oh, uh, uh, have a good day, Sam. 141 00:08:14,955 --> 00:08:16,122 You, too. 142 00:08:19,627 --> 00:08:21,795 She's interesting. 143 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:28,919 All right, all right, I admit it. 144 00:08:28,987 --> 00:08:30,253 I'm not married; I lied. 145 00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:32,522 I don't know why I did it; It was a stupid thing. 146 00:08:32,523 --> 00:08:34,641 Well, Sam, you'll find someone eventually. 147 00:08:34,642 --> 00:08:35,842 No, don't do that. 148 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:37,840 Don't-don't-don't feel sorry for me. 149 00:08:37,841 --> 00:08:39,196 I hate that worse than anything. 150 00:08:39,197 --> 00:08:40,247 Listen, Sam, 151 00:08:40,298 --> 00:08:43,016 Diane told me about your past together. 152 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:46,120 Maybe this... public humiliation 153 00:08:46,121 --> 00:08:47,654 is the clean break you needed. 154 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:50,874 Maybe now you can get on with your life. 155 00:08:51,859 --> 00:08:54,677 Aw, you see why I love him? 156 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:57,114 Okay, you want to tell me 157 00:08:57,115 --> 00:08:58,982 just what the hell this is all about? 158 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:01,602 Who are you? 159 00:09:01,669 --> 00:09:04,605 He's, uh, he's a friend. 160 00:09:04,672 --> 00:09:07,107 Oh, now I'm a friend. 161 00:09:07,174 --> 00:09:08,709 Gee, I'm honoured. 162 00:09:08,776 --> 00:09:09,977 Tell me, friend, 163 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:11,812 why did you leave our place in Malibu yesterday 164 00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:13,379 without so much as a word of explanation? 165 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,082 You made me track you down across country 166 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,549 just like some sort of a gumshoe. 167 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:19,752 After seven years together, I think I deserve better. 168 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:25,242 Is he the reason you left me, Reed?! 169 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,411 God, no! 170 00:09:28,479 --> 00:09:30,229 Look, I-I'm just, 171 00:09:30,297 --> 00:09:32,966 I'm just doing a favour for Diane. 172 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:35,068 Okay, you're very good at explaining things. 173 00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:36,269 Only this time, 174 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:37,804 you're not quite good enough. Well, wait! 175 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:40,440 Please, Kevin wait! 176 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:41,541 I was... 177 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,543 I-I'm sorry, Diane. 178 00:09:43,611 --> 00:09:45,712 Muffin, come back! 179 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,611 So then what happened? 180 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:08,364 So the next thing we know, Diane turns up here 181 00:10:08,432 --> 00:10:11,367 with her husband and asks to meet Sam's wife. 182 00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:12,936 - Holy moly. - Yeah, yeah. 183 00:10:12,937 --> 00:10:14,971 Then Sam goes back there and grabs our fair Rebecca, 184 00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:16,706 introduces her as Mrs. Malone, 185 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:19,275 then they toddle on up there to, uh, Melville's for lunch. 186 00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:20,593 Man, oh, man, oh, man. 187 00:10:20,594 --> 00:10:22,095 Which ought to be very interesting 188 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:26,030 because Rebecca's been a total gibbering idiot ever since Don dumped her. 189 00:10:26,065 --> 00:10:28,034 Damn it all. 190 00:10:28,102 --> 00:10:30,303 Everything neat happens 191 00:10:30,371 --> 00:10:31,954 when I'm not here! 192 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,558 I always miss everything! 193 00:10:35,626 --> 00:10:36,726 Yeah. 194 00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:38,461 Oh, Don! 195 00:10:38,529 --> 00:10:40,563 You put me down, you big crazy thing! 196 00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:42,299 You're gonna throw out your big muscular back! 197 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,734 Oh, I'm never letting you go again, Rebecca. 198 00:10:44,802 --> 00:10:45,852 Oh, Woody, 199 00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:48,771 Rebecca will be gone the rest of the evening, 200 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:51,608 and I hope you can do without her because I can't. 201 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,176 We're going out to make love in the, uh, swan boats 202 00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:55,612 in the public gardens. 203 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,481 Couldn't you just eat us alive? 204 00:11:00,684 --> 00:11:02,485 Kevin, Kevin, Kevin! 205 00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:04,754 I was pretending to be Diane's husband 206 00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:06,152 to fool her old boyfriend. 207 00:11:06,153 --> 00:11:08,357 She's helping me write a Tales From the Crypt! 208 00:11:08,358 --> 00:11:09,626 It's that simple! 209 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:11,394 Very imaginative story. 210 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,563 Reed, I put up with your astronaut, 211 00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:15,931 your anchorman and your all-pro quarterback! 212 00:11:15,932 --> 00:11:17,433 But this is it. I'm leaving. 213 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,154 Please! You can just give me one last chance! 214 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,497 I missed something, didn't I? 215 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,353 We're pathetic. 216 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:40,423 How so? 217 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:45,361 Sam, you just spent the afternoon pretending 218 00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:48,832 to be married to a woman who's the emotional equivalent 219 00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:53,136 of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride... 220 00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:56,072 and who's desperately in love with another man. 221 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,742 Yeah, well at least I didn't fly across the country 222 00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:01,210 to make an ass out of myself. 223 00:12:01,278 --> 00:12:06,950 Why bother when you do it so brilliantly right here? 224 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,052 The only reason why I went through all of this 225 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,221 is so you wouldn't get the wrong idea. 226 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:13,940 And what idea was that? 227 00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:15,575 That my life was empty. 228 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:19,178 That without you I'm lost and alone with nothing to live for. 229 00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:21,113 I mean, that's why you came here, right, 230 00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:22,348 to see something like that? 231 00:12:22,349 --> 00:12:26,602 I came back on a quest for the truth. 232 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,721 Ah. And you just brought along 233 00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:31,124 your one-man Warren Commission there, huh? 234 00:12:33,427 --> 00:12:34,927 You want the truth? 235 00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,925 You know, I'm gonna tell you the truth. 236 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:40,333 My, my life is so full it's, it's unbelievable. 237 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,084 Well, tell me about it. 238 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,202 Oh, no, no, no, no. 239 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,370 I'm sorry, sister. 240 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,138 You don't walk out of here for six years 241 00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:48,675 and then waltz back in and expect to hear my story. 242 00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:50,976 You know, I don't, I don't tell about 243 00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:54,597 my very rich and-and full life with just anybody, you know? 244 00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:57,901 That's exactly as I feared. 245 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,569 You're angry at me for leaving you. 246 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,771 I don't have time to be angry, honey. 247 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:04,040 I... too much to do. 248 00:13:04,107 --> 00:13:07,343 When I went away to finish my novel, 249 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,312 I promised to come back to you in six months. 250 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,948 And I meant to. 251 00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:16,819 But... well... 252 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,387 once the book was finished, 253 00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,557 the publishers didn't want it. 254 00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:23,693 I never figured out why exactly. 255 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,512 But then my agent 256 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:30,399 suggested that I trim a couple of thousand pages... 257 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,522 and make it a screenplay. 258 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:39,075 Could we hurry this along, please? 259 00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,377 You know, my, my schedule's a real bear. 260 00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:48,251 I didn't want to come back until I was successful, Sam. 261 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:54,974 But six months became a year... 262 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,678 and by then I'd waited too long. 263 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,169 Oh, what are we doing? 264 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,773 This is for the best. 265 00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:14,310 I mean, y-you and I just don't work together. 266 00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:18,614 Yeah, we had great sex, you know? 267 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,983 A couple times there, we had 268 00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:23,920 to perform CPR on each other. 269 00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,797 But, uh, you know, other than that, 270 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,325 we're a total mismatch. 271 00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:32,561 I think we proved that again today, don't you? 272 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,268 I guess we did. 273 00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:44,106 If it makes you feel any better, I don't have a full life. 274 00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:49,795 I have my career, some associates, 275 00:14:49,863 --> 00:14:55,834 no family, a few friends, 276 00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,570 and of course my muse. 277 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,575 Even Reed is just my dog groomer. 278 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:08,198 Sometimes I feel a little lonely, 279 00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:11,801 but that's the life I chose for myself. 280 00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:18,274 So... 281 00:15:18,342 --> 00:15:19,775 good-bye, Sam. 282 00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:21,110 Yeah. 283 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,981 Oh, this is silly. 284 00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,019 Bye. 285 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:35,024 Oh, wait-wait-wait, hold on a second. Listen. 286 00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,009 Before you run out of here, 287 00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:39,612 can you do me one little favour, please? 288 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,232 This isn't what you used to mean by favour, is it? 289 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,433 Come here. Come on. Sit down. 290 00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:45,968 Please. 291 00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:49,722 You know, it's just that they, uh, they have 292 00:15:49,723 --> 00:15:50,990 this great dessert here, 293 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:55,561 but you have to order it for two. 294 00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:57,763 What kind of dessert is it? 295 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:02,301 Well, they start with ice cream. 296 00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,670 I love ice cream. 297 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,956 Oh, no, but this is the best ice cream. 298 00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:10,826 It's sweet, rich, creamy. 299 00:16:13,447 --> 00:16:15,781 What do they do to it? 300 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:20,536 Cover it with lots and lots of thick raspberry sauce all over. 301 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:23,990 All over? 302 00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:26,408 They can't stop themselves. 303 00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:31,213 Sounds so sinful. 304 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,883 There's more. 305 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,586 More? What more could they do? 306 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:40,907 Well, they heat up the raspberry sauce. 307 00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:44,710 How hot do they get it? 308 00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:47,796 How hot would you like it? 309 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,498 Can I interest you folks in dessert? 310 00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:50,666 Just the check, please. 311 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,401 Quickly. 312 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,142 Ladies and gentlemen, 313 00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:02,312 our new City Councilman, Woody Boyd. 314 00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:07,416 Thank you. 315 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,585 You know, I want you all to know that 316 00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:11,342 at City Hall I may be councilman, 317 00:17:11,388 --> 00:17:13,506 but around here I'm just your old pal, 318 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,242 the Honourable Mr. Boyd. 319 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,344 That's very funny, Woody. 320 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:20,012 Of course, we all know you're joking. 321 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:21,214 But the truth be told, 322 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,715 you know we all see you 323 00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:24,683 in a, well, a different light now. 324 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:26,185 You've taken on a certain dignity 325 00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:27,653 and weight with this office, 326 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,438 and you will be treated accordingly. 327 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,073 Well, thank you, Dr. Crane. Hey! 328 00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:33,476 Lonesome Cowpie, I'm dry over here! 329 00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,144 Right away, sir. 330 00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:39,364 Well, Kelly, you must be very proud of your husband. 331 00:17:39,432 --> 00:17:41,967 Oh, yes, I certainly am, Dr. Crane. Yes. 332 00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:44,303 You know, the city of Boston has lots of problems. 333 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,304 Oh. 334 00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:46,839 I can't imagine what they might be, 335 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,775 but I know Woody is the man to solve them. 336 00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:53,229 I hope you're right. 337 00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:56,115 After all, we have to make the town a safe place 338 00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,818 for little Woody Jr. To be driven through 339 00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:01,220 on his way to private school. 340 00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:06,159 An inspiring thought. 341 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:07,826 Yes, sir, I will. 342 00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:09,404 I-I'll see you in the morning. 343 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,130 Thank you very much, sir. Thank you. 344 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,984 Well, everybody, congratulate me. 345 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,487 I am now employed by the City of Boston. 346 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,188 Hey! 347 00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:21,390 And I have this man to thank for it. 348 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,359 Oh, hey, no problem, Mr. Peterson. 349 00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,695 I know you're gonna work very hard. 350 00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:26,962 Yeah, of course, Wood. 351 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:29,431 Hey, this kind of makes you my boss, huh? 352 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,733 Oh, yeah, in a way, 353 00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,168 but you know, deep down and above all, 354 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,505 and through everything else, we're friends. 355 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:36,706 Oh, of course. 356 00:18:36,774 --> 00:18:38,207 No man ever had a better one. 357 00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,475 I feel the same way. 358 00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:41,611 Pals. Compadres. 359 00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:42,845 I may be late tomorrow. 360 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,031 I wouldn't recommend it, Peterson. 361 00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:51,854 Hey, everybody, guess what. 362 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,024 We got married! 363 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,375 Hey! 364 00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:02,848 We just ran off to the Justice of the Peace 365 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,150 before we could change our minds. 366 00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:07,452 We're a little bit crazy, aren't we? 367 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,088 She's a whole lot crazy, and I'm not at all. 368 00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:12,290 That averages out to just a little. 369 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:14,627 Well done, Don! 370 00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,495 You, you grabbed yourself a real, a really, 371 00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:19,064 a totally... Well, you got Rebecca! 372 00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:22,818 Say, Don, here, have a seat. 373 00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:24,353 Let me get you a drink, huh? 374 00:19:24,421 --> 00:19:25,588 Thanks, Doc. 375 00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:27,089 Oh, sweetheart, I'll just be over here. 376 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,124 Okay, hubby. 377 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,926 Don't you stop loving me! 378 00:19:32,846 --> 00:19:35,948 I married a plumber! 379 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,175 Oh, God! 380 00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:49,211 I'm the wife of a plumber! 381 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:53,215 We're gonna have a whole bunch of little plumbers. 382 00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:57,186 And the horrible part of it is that he's too good for me. 383 00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,622 Gee, Miss Howe, 384 00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,658 I mean, Mrs. Sandtry, I, uh... 385 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,761 And my name's Mrs. Sandtry! 386 00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:13,119 Well, I think Don's gonna make a great husband. 387 00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:17,489 Well, of course, he is, Woody. 388 00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:20,459 I just have a little case of the wedding day jitters. 389 00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:24,363 And I know I love Don with all my heart. 390 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,699 And until he finds out how screwed up I am and he dumps me, 391 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,136 we are gonna have the most wonderful marriage. 392 00:20:32,122 --> 00:20:35,358 Hear-hear, huh? 393 00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:38,043 Say good-bye to the old Cliff Clavin. 394 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,444 Good-bye! 395 00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:42,981 Say hello to the new Cliff Clavin, 396 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:48,153 the new assistant supervisor of sub-district A, grid L. 397 00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:50,272 Good-bye! 398 00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:53,925 This, I'm here for. 399 00:20:58,651 --> 00:21:03,135 Well, Cliffie, I guess buying all those gifts 400 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,437 really paid off, huh? 401 00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:06,839 Yeah, yeah, Norm. You know, I was forced into it. 402 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,650 I mean, everybody else was doing it. 403 00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,109 But there's no shame in kissing up 404 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,077 as long as it's a honest display of affection 405 00:21:12,078 --> 00:21:14,213 for those in authority. 406 00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:16,682 You know, I guess the box of steaks and a ham radio 407 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:19,752 is really a small price to pay for this kind of advancement. 408 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,554 Yeah, well, I had to up the ante a bit. 409 00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:25,658 Yeah, I'm, uh, putting on a family room on his house. 410 00:21:28,428 --> 00:21:30,896 But I can hold my head up high. 411 00:21:30,964 --> 00:21:33,532 You see, he's got to furnish it himself. 412 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,336 Yeah, you see, once that pool table is delivered, I'm out. 413 00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,505 Hey, wait a minute, where's Sammy? 414 00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:42,875 Hey, Woody, was he at the swearing in? 415 00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:44,059 I didn't see him. 416 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:47,012 Oh, no! 417 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,382 Has anyone seen Sam since yesterday 418 00:21:50,449 --> 00:21:54,403 when he was upstairs with Miss Robin Deadbreast? 419 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:59,124 Oh, no! Man, I slipped up! 420 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,827 I let down my guard! 421 00:22:01,828 --> 00:22:03,662 Anything that happens now is my fault. 422 00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:04,897 What was I thinking?! 423 00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:07,032 Well, Carla, for God's sakes, relax! 424 00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:09,167 I mean, just look around you. 425 00:22:09,235 --> 00:22:11,470 Woody's got a new position. Norm's got a job. 426 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,871 Cliff's got a promotion. 427 00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:15,374 Rebecca's got a husband! 428 00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:18,092 I mean, this is the best day in the history of Cheers! 429 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,578 Nothing could go wrong today. 430 00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:21,380 Hey, everybody. 431 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,068 Diane and I are together again. 432 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,056 Did you hear what I said? 433 00:22:30,123 --> 00:22:32,124 I said, we're a, we're a couple. 434 00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:35,261 As a matter of fact we're, uh, we're getting married. 435 00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:44,319 Congratulations.