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Presentation is rated TVPG.

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No.

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No. I'm late.

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Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

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Let's just talk about this, okay?

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Having fun yet, little brother?

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I sure am. Stick a sandal in it, Ares.

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What do you say?

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That'll leave a mark tomorrow.

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You know, I wanted to do this since the
day you were born.

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I never dared dream it would be so
satisfying.

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I don't mean to be critical, Unc, but
don't you think you should just lighten

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up?

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Tinsy little bit.

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Lighten up?

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There's no lightning.

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I have Hercules exactly where I want
him.

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But what about the protection order?

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You destroy Hercules and Zeus will send
you straight to Tartarus.

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Yes. Yes.

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See? I don't need to worry about Daddy's
protection order anymore.

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These have made me more powerful than
I've ever been.

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Once I get the other two, I'll be in
charge.

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Oh, I'm really, I mean really getting
the idea.

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Uncle Harry?

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Hey, Unc.

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Here's your double -double ambrosia
cider fry.

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You interrupted me!

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Oh, I was having the nicest daydream
about my plans for the Cronus Stone.

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pieces of the chronostone.

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Where does that come from?

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It took me eight hundred years to find
the first two pieces.

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Zeus decreed that the pieces of the
chronostone would be powerless unless

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received each one freely from the hands
of a mortal. Now do you know how hard

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that is?

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Come on, Uncle, with your winning
personality and good old -fashioned

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skills.

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The third piece may be within my grasp.

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Oh, joy.

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Some dusty roadside inn prized in a
mortal talent contest, if you believe

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But you just said, if you grab it, the
thing won't work. And if you order a

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mortal to give it to you, it still won't
work.

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Ah.

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But if I win, it will.

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You're willing to mix with mortals?
Whatever it takes to get my hand on that

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crystal.

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Oh, gosh.

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People sure have shelled out for this
prize, bastard, huh? Yeah. There you go.

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Crystal paperweight.

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Some bad stuff?

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Oh, yeah.

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Goat jerky? Yeah.

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Ah.

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No. No, no, no.

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Listen, if you want to win them, you're
getting out of the contest.

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Yeah, like I'm going to sing in front of
all those people. Yeah, but I pretty

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think you can.

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No,

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no. In the shower, maybe, but I'm not
going to get naked for anything. Believe

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me.

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Eola, can you help me get some more
chairs? I don't know where all these

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are coming from.

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I'd love to, Cora. Really.

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She likes me.

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They must kill you.

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Oh, hi.

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You must be here for the talent contest.

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Can I get your name?

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Ares. Ares, right.

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And your occupation?

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God of War. God of War.

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What are you doing here?

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Like you said, I'm here for the talent
contest.

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Three guesses who's going to win. The
first two don't count.

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in an age of light and darkness.

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Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the
universe.

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He had a son, young Hercules.

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Half god, half man, young Hercules longs
to find his place in the world. The

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father he's never known and what it
means to be a hero.

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Before the man became legend, before the
legend became men, came the greatest

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adventure of all.

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The God of War wants to enter a mortal
talent contest. Now, what's wrong with

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this picture? What? Don't you think I
got enough talent?

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I think you do, yeah.

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We're starting wars and ruining people's
lives.

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Oh, stop. You're embarrassing me now.

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So, this is what passes for art around
here.

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You got a problem with that, Stripe?

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All right, listen.

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Whatever you guys came in here to start,
we can finish outside, all right? Like

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it's always about you.

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Isn't it?

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Why are you guys here?

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I have come here to enter a talent
contest now.

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If you'll excuse me, I must go warm up.

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Big problem. Yeah, no kidding. A talent
quiz with no talent. The crowd is

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starting to get ugly.

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Uh, no.

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Guess who just signed in?

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Ares. Are you kidding? Ares, that's kind
of cute, like the god of war.

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No, no, not like. Is.

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You see, Ares is here, right here, right
now, with Stripe and Discord.

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Exciting, isn't it?

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Ares.

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My old boss.

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All I want to do is join in your little
talent show.

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I don't believe you.

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Listen, Toots, you give me one minute on
that stage, I'll show you how serious I

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am.

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Well, I can't exactly kick out the god
of war, now can I? Good.

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So, it's settled then.

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You know, Strife, about this Corona
Stone, I've been thinking...

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You think he... Oh,

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you're serious.

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I hate mimes.

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Let me handle this.

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We know Ares has talent to burn.

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But mortals are... Well, they're mortal.

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No accounting for taste.

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Your point being?

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What if we helped Ares really sell his
number?

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You know? Add a touch of...

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Give him the old rebel devil.

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And do what? Give Ares a reason to blow
us away? Work with me here.

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If we push him over the top, then he
doesn't win.

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The three of us win.

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She's good.

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Can't have that.

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And let's hear it for the amazing
Amarna.

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Great, yeah.

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Coming up next, we have a very unusual
act for you here, Koros. Let's give a

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great big warm welcome to...

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Don't think of me as the god of war.
Think of me as the king of swing.

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Hit it, boys.

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One, two, one, two, three, four.

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Doesn't make any sense, all right? What
is there he's doing up there?

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John Harris, look back. I'm ready to
fly.

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I'm here for the ride.

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I am the proud one to play.

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Kitty, kitty, come on, let's play.

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Well, actually, he's rocking the house.

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Maybe he wants to win that prize basket.

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Maybe they're at a go -jerk in Mount
Olympus.

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You ask yourself, why do you love me?

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Scream and shout.

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I think you know no one's above me.

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And if you don't, I'll give you
something to cry all about.

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Gonna rock you. Gonna take you all
around.

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Gonna take you. Gonna break you.

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Gonna turn you upside down.

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Gonna slam you. Gonna jam you. Gonna
burn you.

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Okay, we got some goat jerky and, uh,
some cheese.

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Yeah.

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Oh, we got this crystal paperweight
heater and, uh... Do that again?

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Do what? Make it glow.

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What?

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Hey, you didn't do that when I picked it
up. Must be because you're part god,

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huh?

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Okay.

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Okay.

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This. This is why Ares is here.

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He wants that crystal.

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I'm only a half -god, and look what it
does for me. Imagine what could happen

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he gets his hands on it.

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Well, I guess we're going to find out.
He's got this contest nailed.

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Well, no. Listen, we can't let him win.
Well, we can't stop him. He's really

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good. We have to.

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Yo!

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Sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Are you okay?

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I am fine.

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Hi, Uncle. We're only trying to help.

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Congratulations,

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you won. Now take your bow and go.

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People, people.

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It looks like we have a winner.

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What? No, no.

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There's another act.

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And it's us. Oh, whoa.

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What do you mean, us? I mean you singing
and me playing. Oh.

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Yola, if we don't do anything, Ares will
win, okay? But, but, but, but, but,

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but, but, but, no!

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Sorry.

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Bring it on, pretty boy.

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Excuse me, sorry.

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Your microphone, Yola.

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So what, you figure you're part of the
act, you get part of the prize?

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Listen up, kids, it ain't gonna happen.
Come on, be reasonable.

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We had the place rocking.

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Rocking? I'll show you rocking. But
maybe we'll just leave now.

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One, two, three, four.

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Look out, you might drown.

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That's okay, I can deal with it.

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Got my friends all around me.

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And we're gonna have a good time.

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Gonna make a little noise. Gonna get
this with my voice. Gonna shake it all

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around. Take it downtown.

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Have a little bit of fun. Gotta grab it
on the run. Cause when the morning

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comes, you'll be up and gone.

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Here and now, I've got to say the simple
truth will go.

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It was yesterday.

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Maybe that's because it happened last
week.

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You pulled me over at me. My rights
didn't bother me then, but now I'm

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sleep.

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I'm sure it's already over.

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She'll walk up and slam the door.

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She says, we're just getting started.

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Come a little closer. It's going to take
some time. For us to come together,

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then we'll be just fine. Gotta admit,
it's getting better in every way.

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Thank you. Thank

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you.

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Please. Oh, we're moving. We're moving.

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Thank you very much.

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Well, what a show. Let's hear it for all
our contestants.

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And now for the winner. It's down to
two. Do you love Ares, the god of war?

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can still have first pick i want the
crystal yeah you looking for this

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give it to me no no because you haven't
said the magic word oh i'm

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sorry um how about uh all

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right

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that's it

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So very cool. He almost stepped out of
it.

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So, you finally got a bit of juice.

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Well, let's see if I can't squeeze it
out of you.

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Oh, yeah?

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Typical. You don't know what you got,
you don't know how to use it.

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That's not important to me. What's
important is the fact that I've got it

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you don't.

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That's wrong.

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Oh, yeah?

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You want to play rough? Well, you can
say hello to my little friend, mister.

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That is so you.

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Get your hands on the cronut, though.
You can't hit what you're aiming at.

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No, I can.

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And I did.

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Hey, what's the Kronos Stone?

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It gave my father the strength to defeat
the Titans.

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No one in Ares wanted it so bad, huh?
Well, he's going to have to find it

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No!

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Yes!

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This is not over, Hercules.

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It never is.

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Could someone please tell me what just
happened here?

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Well, we can try, but... While you help
me clean up.

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Hey, I bet it was fun, huh? When it
lasted, the power thing?

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Yeah.

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Kind of like the power I exhibited when
I was on stage.

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What? The song and I became one, man. I
was toying with the audience. They were

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like putty in my hands.

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It wasn't actually fair to the other
competitors.

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All the other competitors messed up.

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No, no, no, no.

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That's what they're telling themselves
to hide the pain of losing to me, losing

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to my beautiful performance.

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I think I'm going to change my name. I
need, like, a stage name.

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Like, uh, like the king.

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Huh? I think the king has a certain ring
to it.