1 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:14,870 How long are we going to be stuck in this stupid elevator? 2 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:16,230 I don't know. 3 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:19,230 But while we're here, we might as well do what everyone does when they're stuck 4 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:20,029 in elevators. 5 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:21,510 Think back about hilarious memories? 6 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:24,070 Exactly. Okay, I'll start. 7 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:28,390 Remember that time we went to Hawaii and our family got cursed by the... 8 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:32,850 Look at that. 9 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:38,450 Guess we don't have to spend any time sitting around remembering things now. 10 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,180 Good. Right? 11 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,380 What the dust? 12 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,100 Eh, probably just some mole people. 13 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,360 Hmm? Probably just some mole people. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,720 Mole people aren't real. 15 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:55,860 Yeah, they are. They were at our house. Shut up. You don't remember this? They 16 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:57,440 were. I'm serious. 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,760 Mole people are everywhere. 18 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,020 You moles gotta get out of here. 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,060 Oh, too late. Yeah. 20 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:08,140 Time to mash up some guacamole. 21 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,840 Another grandmother! 22 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,900 All right, okay, okay. 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,200 Fine, you're just sleep texting, okay? Right this way. I love you. Goodbye. 24 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,280 How did I miss that? 25 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,640 You were sleep texting. 26 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:28,900 What else did I miss? 27 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,340 When you were sleep texting? 28 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:35,020 No, before I found out you were Kid Danger. What else did I miss? Uh, you 29 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:35,658 a lot. 30 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,020 Tell me everything. 31 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:40,710 Shall we? 32 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,430 Let's blow some bubbles and fight some crime. 33 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:13,380 a load of frozen yogurt. Give me a second. Good morning to you. Good 34 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:14,380 you. 35 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Hello, 36 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,360 spine jerker. 37 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:29,560 Game on, Captain Man. 38 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,320 I'm still alive. I'm surprised Mom and Dad never found out. 39 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,700 Well, Piper, I'm pretty good at lying. 40 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,760 Can we talk about this later? 41 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,540 Please? Like when I get back from seeing Jasper in the beatboxing competition? 42 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,520 I thought it was the yodeling competition. 43 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:28,640 What is that? 44 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,680 It's a timer. What are you timing? 45 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,240 Muffins. What is that smell? 46 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,520 It's Piper. What? She hasn't had a bath in a week. 47 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:12,090 vacuum i'm just as surprised as you are oh i get it the lying thing huh 48 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:18,530 what'd you buy hmm what'd you buy to the makeup well where is it okay so uh i 49 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:23,990 don't have it because i saw an ugly person on the street and i gave them all 50 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:30,810 makeup because they were so ugly that's our boy you're actually a terrible 51 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:34,110 liar yeah still pretty funny though 52 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,480 Emergency call. I'm on it. Henry, quick. 53 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:42,700 There's an emergency. 54 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 We know. We know. 55 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,960 Well, Dolly, pardon me for checking. 56 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,360 All right, man. Let's chew and blow. And then we go. 57 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,400 We've had some pretty good gum runs over the years, haven't we? 58 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,720 Oh, yeah. 59 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,640 Oh, yeah. 60 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,620 We've got a crime to thwart at the Swellview Airport. 61 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,920 Whoa. Do you guys, like, plan those rhymes? 62 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,900 Uh, no. No. 63 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:12,020 Let's go to space and kick some ass. 64 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:15,720 Then I guess I'll chew some gum and fight some scum. 65 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:18,700 Recording. Let's get busy, yo. 66 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,400 Then watch the video. 67 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,360 Let's go on a mission to catch a magician. I actually like that one a 68 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,800 Let's blow a bubble and get back into our pants. 69 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,260 That didn't run. 70 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,360 No time to explain. 71 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,140 Chew with urgency. 72 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,440 I don't know the emergency. 73 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,940 Good one. Thank you. You got it. 74 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,800 Stop. 75 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:43,830 Why? Because the emergency call is coming from junk and stuff. 76 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,930 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 77 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:53,530 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 78 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:56,450 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 79 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:57,690 Feels good. 80 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,720 Probably just Jasper. 81 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,720 Exactly. 82 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,060 We gotta get up there. 83 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,540 Why? Probably just got his head stuck in a lawn chair or something. 84 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:30,480 What? Probably just got his head stuck in a lawn chair or something. I heard 85 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,540 what you said. That just sounds ridiculous. 86 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:39,060 What'd I tell you? 87 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,160 Wow. Great call. 88 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,600 Pay up, suckers. We never bet. 89 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,920 Oh, right. 90 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,620 Just get me out of this thing. Buddy, this is bad even for you. 91 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,840 Strangest thing that Jasper's ever done. 92 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Oh, you can say that again. 93 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:01,220 I'm Jasper. Remember me? Yeah. If you give me a pine cone, I'll lick my elbow. 94 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,340 Doesn't Ortho have thick hair? 95 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,100 Take me to the church. 96 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,060 He clobbered me! 97 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,800 Captain Manderpad! 98 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,159 Well, did you know I was born with 11 toes but only 9 on my feet? 99 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:39,620 What, you thought my hair was naturally curly? 100 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,900 Okay, enough about Jasper doing weird things. 101 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,840 Yup. 102 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:49,520 I want to hear about more of the stuff you guys did before I... I found out you 103 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,760 were Captain Man and Kid Danger. 104 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,320 How much time you got, Piper? Because there's a lot about us that you don't 105 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,320 know. Us? 106 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:56,420 Yeah, us. 107 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,400 I've known Henry's secret for years. 108 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,760 You still missed a lot before you found out. 109 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,060 Like what? 110 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,100 I, 111 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,680 Henry Hart. I, Henry Hart. 112 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,960 Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man. 113 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:19,790 You got skills. 114 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,230 Yeah, yeah, she's hired. 115 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:35,630 Feels good. 116 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,950 I was young when I started. 117 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:41,550 Yeah. You hired a little kid to be your sidekick. 118 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,130 Yeah. That is grossly negligent. 119 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:53,640 Turns out you both missed out on a lot. You guys missed out on some fun stuff, 120 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:54,700 too. 121 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,120 Unlikely. Okay. 122 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,700 You did. 123 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,700 Piper and I spent a lot of time together before we found out the secret. 124 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:06,760 You're so bad. 125 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,340 You got me all wrong, friend. 126 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:10,900 No. 127 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,880 Let me handle this. 128 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:39,490 I'll give it to you. Yeah, you will. Don't push it. All right. 129 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,770 I thought it was funny. What? 130 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:43,370 Geez, what? 131 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,570 Hello? Have you been here the whole time? 132 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:46,930 I don't know. 133 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:48,609 Great disguise. 134 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:52,270 Thank you. I've had some even better ones over the years. We all have. 135 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:57,330 I'm not loving the disguise, Ray. 136 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,880 Kid danger. 137 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,060 We're happy to help. 138 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,240 Snappy red bumpy go live. 139 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,680 I'm a cheer lobster. 140 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,520 Uh, yes, I'm Henry. 141 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:26,859 Henry Hart. 142 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,880 Hello, Henry. 143 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,240 Oh, my God! 144 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,640 Oh, 145 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,700 you guys. 146 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,880 I forgot I was supposed to help Charlotte out with the science project. 147 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,779 waiting for me in my house. 148 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,900 Is your mom home? 149 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,340 Is your mom home? 150 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:50,020 That gets me every time. Every time? Do we do that a lot? 151 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:54,420 What about my puzzle? 152 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,480 What about my puzzle? We're on a liquid cleanse. 153 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,480 We're on a liquid cleanse. 154 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,740 That's stupid. 155 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,360 That's stupid. 156 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,380 What's important is... Tunneled. 157 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,820 Tunneled. What's your problem, man? 158 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,820 What's your problem, man? 159 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,300 What are you not doing, dude? 160 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,050 Can you not do one, dude? 161 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,610 Try going on Rumbler. 162 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:20,070 Huh? Try going on Rumbler. See, a slippery biscuit. 163 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,870 Hmm? A slippery biscuit. 164 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,490 Okay. 165 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:25,930 Oh, 166 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,090 you're right. We did that a lot. 167 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:31,570 Oh, jeez. I got 42 missed calls from Charlotte. 168 00:12:32,570 --> 00:12:33,570 She's going to be mad. 169 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,930 Charlotte never gets mad. 170 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:38,230 Are you kidding me? What? 171 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,150 Charlotte! What? 172 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,760 She gets mad a lot. 173 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 She has good reasons. 174 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,320 Yeah, well, she's mad now, too. Listen. 175 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,900 Where are you? 176 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,900 She's mad. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 177 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:30,599 We're here. 178 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,620 We're here. I'm sorry. 179 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,639 I'm sorry. 180 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,640 Where have you been? 181 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,200 At work. We got distracted. 182 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,260 For some reason, we keep remembering funny things today. 183 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,220 Hey, is your mom here? 184 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,520 Dude, what is your deal with my mom? 185 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,860 I don't have a deal with your mom. What are you talking about? 186 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,780 What's this? 187 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,300 My mom. 188 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,880 Nice! 189 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,720 We can both agree that your mom is beautiful. 190 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:55,959 What? 191 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,960 Hello, Mrs. Hart. 192 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,160 Hi. Why are you here? 193 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,600 To protect your mother. 194 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,799 And me. 195 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800 Yes, sir. 196 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:07,700 Yes, the spirits definitely want you to keep giving me a hand massage. 197 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 Fascinating. 198 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,100 She is one fine little lady. 199 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,500 You know, I think you look way too young to be anyone's mother. 200 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,860 Oh, stop. 201 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,000 Yeah, stop. 202 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,640 Put it back? 203 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,280 All right, all right, okay. 204 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,100 Let's just move on. 205 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,640 Where'd you get that flare? 206 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,020 Hey, give it. 207 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,620 No. Give it. 208 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:34,780 Okay, 209 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,720 I need someone to film me doing my science experiment right away. 210 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,240 Why in Henry's kitchen? 211 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,760 Why aren't you in your own kitchen, Charlotte? 212 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,040 Yeah, Charlotte. 213 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,140 Seriously? 214 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,860 Did you guys light my house on fire? 215 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,400 No. No, no, no. 216 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,260 Take it easy. I mean, yeah. 217 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,620 Just the kitchen. How did you guys light my kitchen on fire? 218 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:02,760 Did you guys try to put it out? Yes. Of course we did. 219 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:07,060 You know that saying, fight fire with fire? Yeah, that does not work. Oh. 220 00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:10,599 Right. 221 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:15,000 Now, will someone please film me doing my science experiment before it's too 222 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,180 late? Too late for what? 223 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,040 It's about to explode! 224 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:19,600 Someone 225 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:27,060 hurry 226 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,480 up and film me completing my experiment before it explodes! 227 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:30,980 Henry, you do it. 228 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:36,060 In three, two, one... Hey, he's making explosions. 229 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,460 Yeah, what's up, big dog? 230 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,040 How many times have we almost gotten blown up? 231 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 232 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,500 Now he's going to start acting. 233 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880 Bless me. 234 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,529 the package. 235 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,950 About to open it up right now. 236 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,250 We've really been through a lot together, haven't we? 237 00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:58,570 Yeah. 238 00:16:58,770 --> 00:16:59,930 Oh, come on! 239 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,410 Yeah. 240 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,490 I need help. 241 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:08,690 And someday, someone's gonna have to take over for me. 242 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,230 Like me? 243 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,390 Ken! 244 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,569 What right do I have to take you around with me and put you in all kinds of 245 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,569 dangerous situations? 246 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:20,630 Hey, I wanted this job, and you need a sidekick. 247 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:21,970 I know, but... 248 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,089 Maybe it's too risky. 249 00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:25,750 Stupid cannonball! 250 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,750 You killed my friend! 251 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,910 I don't want a hug from you right after I tell you I want a hug. I only want it 252 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:35,510 to happen because you want to hug me when it's your idea, not because I have 253 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,510 ask for it. 254 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:41,050 I'm scared to think my friend can't eat me. We've beaten like a thousand bad 255 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:42,430 guys. Yeah, well, this is different. 256 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,230 This is personal. 257 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,650 You don't know what you're doing, man! 258 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,110 What? You tapped your cheek! 259 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,990 I didn't want you to kiss it! 260 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,800 Punch it! Where does Henry Hart end and Kid Danger begin? 261 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,420 Oh. Thanks for listening to me. 262 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:29,310 Because my science experiment was about to... Blow out. 263 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,170 Ew. 264 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,030 Thanks for blowing out my kitchen, Charlotte. 265 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:36,770 Yeah, thanks. I tried to get you to film it before. 266 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,530 Yeah? 267 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,190 Charlotte's exploding science experiment just gave me an idea. 268 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:47,670 Listening. Could we go to an alternate dimension and steal another kitchen for 269 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,290 Henry? I don't see why not. 270 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,210 I think we could. Great idea. 271 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,730 But first... 272 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,600 Could you find us the dimension where actors are, I don't know, like trying to 273 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,540 pretend to be us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes they mess up their lines. 274 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:04,420 Yeah. Or experience other funny, unforeseen myths happen like that. You 275 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,420 like bloopers? 276 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,340 Yes. Yeah. Can you find us a blooper dimension? 277 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,060 I don't see mine at all. 278 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,260 Yes. Yeah. 279 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,260 The table's set. 280 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:17,180 Let's eat while the soup's still wet. 281 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,820 That's not right. 282 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,099 That's good. 283 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:35,480 I, Henry Hart, pledge to never, ever, ever tell anyone that I am Captain Man's 284 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,640 secret sidekick. And to never, ever reveal that I'm secret... Hey, 285 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:41,940 Jasper. What? 286 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,690 are cleaning my swimming pool because you failed this algebra test then 287 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,469 out of school. 288 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,190 Yeah. Then flunked out of school. 289 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,070 Yeah. Bubble time. 290 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,430 Oh. 291 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,230 I don't think it's going to work out, Charlotte. 292 00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:46,430 And there's lots of really cool celebrities who say gluten's bad. 293 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:00,470 Do you need medicine? 294 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,890 What just went wrong? 295 00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:10,710 I think it broke because I feel something going down my back. 296 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:59,480 That's the murmuring of producers saying, we got it, but let's do it 297 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,940 That'd be hilarious.