1 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:08,120 ♫ Laura-in-the-ass ♫ 2 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:13,987 Look, it's Laura-in-the-ass! 3 00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:24,766 Stop ! 4 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:28,251 Stop ! 5 00:01:30,977 --> 00:01:32,337 Let go of me, for fuck's sake! 6 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:38,979 Madam Chairman. 7 00:01:38,979 --> 00:01:40,700 It was not for administrative reasons 8 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,630 that Miss Duclos requisitioned my client 9 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:43,772 at one o'clock in the morning. 10 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:44,584 Barrister Dal Falco. 11 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:46,474 For the last time, stop your insinuations. 12 00:01:46,888 --> 00:01:48,000 You are this close to contempt. 13 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,138 I am simply stating that, given that on the evening of the 17th, 14 00:01:50,138 --> 00:01:52,818 Miss Duclos was rather in a cuddly mood, 15 00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:54,759 how could my client have understood on the 22nd 16 00:01:54,759 --> 00:01:57,568 that the restraining order had been restored? 17 00:01:57,568 --> 00:01:59,346 Or would the law allow Miss Duclos 18 00:01:59,346 --> 00:02:01,205 to dispose of my client whenever she sees fit? 19 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,710 Blame the victim for all the torment 20 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:06,401 your client inflicted on them while you're at it! 21 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:09,095 I'm simply accusing the victim of being a tease who doesn't know what she wants. 22 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,268 Barrister Dal Falco! 23 00:02:16,313 --> 00:02:17,735 You are completely mad! 24 00:02:20,078 --> 00:02:22,727 Do you realize what your bullshit could have cost me? 25 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:24,039 Come on. 26 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:26,524 I've met a lot of madmen in my life but freaks like you, 27 00:02:26,549 --> 00:02:28,570 never. Ever! 28 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,777 And the text messages? 29 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:33,870 What would we have done if 30 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:36,074 she had just deleted the messages? 31 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:37,509 Nothing at all, you would have done nothing, 32 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:38,993 then it would have fallen to me! 33 00:02:41,019 --> 00:02:42,417 It pisses me off! 34 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:45,087 And as if by chance, conveniently... 35 00:02:45,087 --> 00:02:47,158 Listen piece of shit, 36 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:48,736 consider yourself lucky you had me to save your ass 37 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,837 because no one wanted your file. 38 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,267 Do you know why no one wanted it? 39 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:54,306 Because everyone knows that you are a scumbag who beats his wife 40 00:02:54,306 --> 00:02:56,244 and who probably played naughty games with his little girl. 41 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,629 So now, you better get out of my way 42 00:02:57,629 --> 00:02:58,532 and pray 43 00:02:58,532 --> 00:03:01,019 I never have to defend you again because, believe me, 44 00:03:01,019 --> 00:03:03,180 you have no idea how much power I have on your life. 45 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:21,894 Open the door. 46 00:03:22,613 --> 00:03:23,511 Wait. 47 00:03:23,511 --> 00:03:25,691 I can't do it. I don't understand this thing. 48 00:03:26,652 --> 00:03:27,470 It's easy, 49 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:29,600 you put it in, you push, you pull out. 50 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,418 It's like the Push-Up Pops, you know? At the beach. 51 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:33,324 What? Stop it, you're annoying. 52 00:03:33,324 --> 00:03:34,410 I'm freaking out. 53 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:37,222 Do you think there is a chance that it takes my virginity? 54 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,558 None. 55 00:03:39,558 --> 00:03:40,824 Come on, be brave. 56 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:46,742 Who the hell invented such a thing? 57 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:48,250 I don't know. 58 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,172 Mister Tampax. 59 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:51,730 Yeah well, you should tell him that I'm this close to filing a rape complaint 60 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,586 because it hurts a lot. 61 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,647 Don't worry, if you still feel pain tomorrow, we sue. 62 00:03:55,647 --> 00:03:57,196 And don't say a word to my dad. 63 00:03:58,274 --> 00:03:59,719 Did you take me for a snitch? 64 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:00,719 Kinda. 65 00:04:08,471 --> 00:04:10,346 Is everything okay with Anna or should I go help her ? 66 00:04:10,346 --> 00:04:11,346 You definitely shouldn't. 67 00:04:11,346 --> 00:04:12,581 Definitely shouldn't? Why? 68 00:04:12,581 --> 00:04:14,432 Why andquot;definitely shouldn't 69 00:04:14,432 --> 00:04:17,850 Did she specifically stipulate that I wasn't fit to handle the situation? 70 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,168 She put it in writing, is that it ? 71 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:20,285 Oh ! 72 00:04:20,285 --> 00:04:21,504 Calm down, Gunderson. 73 00:04:22,989 --> 00:04:24,270 That's the best you can do? 74 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:25,457 Yeah. 75 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:27,680 Well, it's incredible for a cop's wife 76 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,982 to not be able to make any good cop joke. 77 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,216 What do you want to eat tomorrow for lunch? 78 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,380 Well, ham. 79 00:04:36,997 --> 00:04:38,286 Because I'm a pig? 80 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,154 Come on. 81 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:44,396 Let's go to bed. 82 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,365 Oh no, my bad, I can't tomorrow. 83 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:48,615 I have a working lunch. 84 00:05:04,654 --> 00:05:05,560 How are you? 85 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,490 You were in a meeting? 86 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,575 Yeah, I just left. 87 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,724 I have to go. 88 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:11,185 I need some advice from you for work. 89 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,310 I'll come see you at the bar? 90 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,310 Okay. 91 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:23,859 What lunch? 92 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:28,148 Listen, I don't remember and it's my fiancé's birthday. 93 00:05:28,148 --> 00:05:29,742 I have lunch with him. 94 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,398 Yeah, well that can wait. 95 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,546 I'll finish this when I get home. 96 00:05:33,226 --> 00:05:34,226 Alright. 97 00:05:34,226 --> 00:05:35,226 See you later. 98 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,310 Hello, my name is Christiane, I'm 40, 99 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,867 I'm bulimic 100 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:47,960 and I'm 101 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,085 a cocaine addict. 102 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:51,099 Anyways, that doesn't concern you, 103 00:05:51,099 --> 00:05:53,375 except her over there, thanks for the tip. 104 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:55,320 Anyways. 105 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,367 Hello Christiane. 106 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,849 Hello, my name is Sophie, I'm 27 107 00:05:59,849 --> 00:06:01,304 and I'm anorexic. 108 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:03,078 Hello Sophie. 109 00:06:03,078 --> 00:06:06,257 Hello, my name is Isabelle, I'm 38. 110 00:06:06,257 --> 00:06:07,835 I'm new here and 111 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,539 I too am anorexic. 112 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:16,090 It's not obvious, I know. 113 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:18,296 Hello Isabelle. 114 00:06:18,968 --> 00:06:21,640 Hi, Bruno, 40, bulimic. 115 00:06:22,053 --> 00:06:24,710 I want to tell you how happy I am to be with you today and 116 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:28,788 how good your presence made me feel for so long. 117 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,374 I have been sober for 5 years thanks to your programs. 118 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:34,428 Wait, wait. 119 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,585 As you all know, 120 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:38,210 today is the day we hand over tokens and I'm 121 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,649 particularly moved because it is to Laura, 122 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:42,100 of whom I'm the sponsor in the program, 123 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,475 that I'm going to give the token. 124 00:06:43,475 --> 00:06:45,260 Laura, who will tell us her story 125 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,756 to celebrate her first year of abstinence, 126 00:06:47,756 --> 00:06:50,330 something that seemed inconceivable 127 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:51,968 when I met her 4 years ago. 128 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,100 Hello, my name is Laura, I'm 31. 129 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,475 I've been an abstinent bulimic for a year. 130 00:07:04,397 --> 00:07:07,804 It's the first time I celebrate an anniversary without making myself vomit at the end. 131 00:07:09,671 --> 00:07:10,756 Anyways. 132 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:13,960 I went through different phases in my relationship with food. 133 00:07:27,243 --> 00:07:28,711 You should introduce yourself when you walk in here. 134 00:07:29,696 --> 00:07:30,985 Oh okay, sorry. 135 00:07:31,563 --> 00:07:33,069 Hello everyone, 136 00:07:33,069 --> 00:07:34,258 my name is Shirley. 137 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:36,446 Hello Shirley. 138 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:39,350 I don't get it, Shirley. 139 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:41,241 You were so beautiful together. 140 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:42,819 I thought it was for life. 141 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:45,959 I'm the one who left this asshole who puts his dick everywhere. 142 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:47,194 What do you think? 143 00:07:47,194 --> 00:07:49,930 You think I'm gonna stay with a guy who fucks all the mingers around. 144 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:51,469 Oh yeah? Like who? 145 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:55,976 Her. 146 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:58,235 No... 147 00:07:58,235 --> 00:07:59,274 I swear. 148 00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:00,649 He even put it in her ass. 149 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:01,680 No... 150 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,016 No, no, no. 151 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,696 Dumb fuck. 152 00:08:04,696 --> 00:08:07,720 It's crazy to be so fat and such a bitch at the same time. 153 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:18,072 [LAURA] Queen of BLOWJOBS (free) 154 00:08:18,072 --> 00:08:19,713 [3615 Laura] Dal Falco lends her ass at recess! 155 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:21,338 If your dick is on fire Call: Laura Dal Falco 156 00:08:21,338 --> 00:08:22,174 LAURA THE WHORE (FAT) 157 00:08:22,174 --> 00:08:23,174 If you're lonely, there's always room in LAURA's ass for my passing friend. 67.78.89.91 158 00:08:23,409 --> 00:08:24,596 Shirley: andquot;Filthy whore BUY HER A NEW BOYFRIEND!!! 159 00:08:24,596 --> 00:08:28,221 [Ass for sale.] Not interested in ginger cocks. Call LAURA at 34.46.19.80 160 00:08:28,361 --> 00:08:29,736 I'm super proud of you, 161 00:08:29,736 --> 00:08:30,783 you're the best. 162 00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:32,875 Excuse me. 163 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:33,875 Laura, right? 164 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,664 I'm Shirley. 165 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,313 Did I bother you? Sorry. 166 00:08:38,313 --> 00:08:39,313 No. 167 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:40,570 See you later. 168 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:42,352 But since we have to introduce ourselves... 169 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:43,360 No problem. 170 00:08:44,366 --> 00:08:46,290 It's funny because I think we know each other. 171 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:47,860 Shirley Ackman? 172 00:08:49,038 --> 00:08:50,102 Yes. 173 00:08:50,102 --> 00:08:51,446 We went to the same high school. 174 00:08:51,446 --> 00:08:53,462 Well, I was 4 years younger than you so... 175 00:08:53,462 --> 00:08:55,450 we never talked to each other but I know who you are. 176 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:56,450 Really? 177 00:08:57,176 --> 00:08:59,160 I'm sorry but I don't recognize you. 178 00:09:00,371 --> 00:09:02,082 Anyways, what you said earlier was really good and, 179 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:03,897 listening to you, I felt like I knew you. 180 00:09:03,897 --> 00:09:05,434 You see? I wasn't far from the truth. 181 00:09:07,121 --> 00:09:09,810 I believe we are supposed to have a sponsor in the program 182 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,543 and I was wondering if you would like to be mine? 183 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,848 Alright. 184 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:18,325 Great. 185 00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:06,593 You, get out. 186 00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:09,398 We finally got that Shirley Ackman bitch. 187 00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:12,000 No, no, no. 188 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,460 Don't do this to me, you can't leave me like this. 189 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,803 It's been 15 years, it was hard, 190 00:10:14,803 --> 00:10:16,414 15 years that I've been waiting! 191 00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:18,303 Do you realize she didn't even recognize us? 192 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:19,303 She has to pay. 193 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:22,320 I know it's awful but she has to pay, it's unfair! 194 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,991 For fuck's sake, stop running! 195 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,397 I don't know, we could talk about it over a raclette, 196 00:10:26,397 --> 00:10:28,312 or a fondue. 197 00:10:28,312 --> 00:10:30,718 Don't tell me you don't like Savoyard cuisine anymore? 198 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:33,382 Please, I'm begging you. 199 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,250 Given the equal physical strength of my client and the compainant, 200 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,950 and their extreme sexual practices, 201 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:46,358 it would seem to me that the victim -perpetrator relationship is not obvious. 202 00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:47,811 It's crazy! 203 00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:51,590 What's with this habit of defending guys who beat up their wives 204 00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:53,843 or their Village People figures? 205 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,668 It would therefore be more adequate 206 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:05,110 to call what the prosecutor calls domestic violence 207 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:07,362 a simple altercation at home. 208 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,230 Oh. 209 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,644 At least look at me. 210 00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:14,370 She's so annoying... 211 00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:25,808 I would add 212 00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:29,097 that we wish to file a complaint 213 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:32,560 for destruction of property since the brawl took place in my client's home. 214 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,160 I too demand justice. 215 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,730 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, 216 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:38,160 the law of retaliation, Mobb Deep, fuck! 217 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,480 Don't tell me you don't like Mobb Deep anymore either! 218 00:11:41,386 --> 00:11:42,441 Barrister? 219 00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:45,284 Barrister! 220 00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:49,347 I demand justice. 221 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:08,628 Hey, hey. 222 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,886 What are you doing? 223 00:12:09,886 --> 00:12:11,042 Hey, I'm talking to you! 224 00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:13,073 Fucking cunt! 225 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:31,698 Come on, it's not that bad. 226 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,081 You hadn't lost a case in 5 years. 227 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,058 You're a human being. 228 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:41,120 It's quite reassuring actually. 229 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,120 Right? 230 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:45,503 What? 231 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,511 Oh! 232 00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:51,191 Shirley hurt you, not me. 233 00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:52,441 Besides, she has already paid. 234 00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,550 I look hotter than her, she has a shitty life, 235 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,753 and she's asking me for help. 236 00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:56,894 So, if you keep obsessing over her, 237 00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:59,800 look for Shirley's obese double and beat the shit out of her. 238 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,050 Or better, do some sports. 239 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,792 But leave me alone with your revenge bullshit. 240 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,425 You don't matter to this girl. 241 00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,323 She thinks you are just a nobody among a herd of nobodies. 242 00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:08,730 And what is she gonna use you for? 243 00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:10,237 To lose 10 pounds? 244 00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:12,003 Just ask yourself how much time you've spent 245 00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:14,058 thinking about her for the last 15 years. 246 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:39,441 Come in! 247 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,659 I can't tell you that... 248 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:46,933 I'm too ashamed. 249 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:49,269 Shirley, I don't know you, you don't know me, I won't judge you. 250 00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:50,691 That's why it works. 251 00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:52,620 Right. 252 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,698 Alright, sorry. 253 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:56,761 So... 254 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,495 All my niece's friends were there, 255 00:13:58,495 --> 00:14:00,167 6 year old kids crying in front of the buffet 256 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,261 because I was taking up all the space. 257 00:14:02,261 --> 00:14:04,000 I would pit them against each other, 258 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,722 I would pick from their plates. 259 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:08,628 All in all, I must have eaten about three quarters of the cake. 260 00:14:08,628 --> 00:14:10,050 And the little Dragibus! 261 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,425 You like? 262 00:14:15,151 --> 00:14:16,034 Anyway, 263 00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:18,495 I went down the street and when 264 00:14:18,495 --> 00:14:21,128 I finally managed to... 265 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,534 make myself throw up between two cars, 266 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:26,316 Miss Marx, my neighbor, came by. 267 00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:29,495 So I told her the first thing that came to my mind. 268 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,386 I... Well, I told her 269 00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:35,355 andquot;I am pregnant 270 00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:39,073 But this idiot told it to the whole neighborhood, including my husband. 271 00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:40,980 So, it's already exhausting enough to have to hide it from my husband 272 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,933 but if on top of that I have to lie to the whole neighborhood... 273 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:47,995 Do you realize that there isn't a single street in the area where I wouldn't have... 274 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,284 made myself vomit. 275 00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:50,331 Anyway. 276 00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:51,378 I can't take it anymore. 277 00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:53,198 I'm tired. 278 00:14:53,198 --> 00:14:54,448 You know what I mean? 279 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:55,448 Vaguely. 280 00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:13,050 Okay... 281 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,120 So, we will start with the first step, 282 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,206 in order. 283 00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:20,360 We admit that we are powerless when it comes to food 284 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,105 and that we have lost control of our lives. 285 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:24,792 But I've never been obese. 286 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,136 That's for fatties. 287 00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:29,331 What do you mean? 288 00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,198 I'm just bulimic. 289 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,276 That's why I chose you. 290 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,390 You are the only one in this group who looks like me. 291 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,683 Otherwise, there are only old dykes and fat girls at the end of their tether. 292 00:15:36,683 --> 00:15:38,386 At least you look normal! 293 00:15:42,472 --> 00:15:44,542 Okay, well, it's probably best that we go straight to the eighth step then. 294 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,378 Really? 295 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,901 You're right, you don't look as bad as the others. 296 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,089 - That's nice to hear. - So! 297 00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:54,011 We made a list of all the people we have wronged 298 00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:57,300 and we agree to right our wrongs with each of them. 299 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,620 So, what are you thinking of? 300 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,698 I don't know, let me think... 301 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,745 I bumped into someone earlier on the street. 302 00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:07,511 No, I mean things you are really ashamed of. 303 00:16:07,511 --> 00:16:09,019 Things you'd rather forget. 304 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,784 I don't think I want to talk about it. 305 00:16:12,784 --> 00:16:15,144 Well... 306 00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:17,980 Okay, let's call it a day and you call me whenever you feel ready. 307 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,003 Wait, wait, wait. 308 00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,120 Uh... Wait a minute. 309 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,456 Okay... 310 00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,425 So, originally... 311 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:28,151 my husband was my best friend's fiancé. 312 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:30,722 She's now depressed and hasn't spoken to me in 10 years. 313 00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:31,847 Great, what else? 314 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:40,790 A few months ago, I made my daughter believe that her boyfriend was gay 315 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,862 because... I didn't like him. 316 00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,253 He had a bad influence on her. 317 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,490 Now she's convinced that she turns guys gay. 318 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,398 Dig even deeper. 319 00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,579 I can't find anything... 320 00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:58,417 What about when you were... 321 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,589 younger? 322 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:03,839 Oh, yeah. 323 00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:08,683 When I was 11 years old, 324 00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:11,659 my cousin slept at my house and, during the night, 325 00:17:11,659 --> 00:17:13,003 I shaved her mustache. 326 00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:26,206 And during high school? 327 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:27,651 I really don't see anything... 328 00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:28,698 Are you sure? 329 00:17:28,698 --> 00:17:30,519 Because I have something in mind. 330 00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:31,691 Well, actually, I don't know. 331 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:32,706 What is it? 332 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,698 I mean, we all did stupid things in high school. 333 00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:36,706 Well, I didn't. 334 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:41,558 Then, let's begin. 335 00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:44,331 Okay. 336 00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,019 For fuck's sake. 337 00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,394 Don't apologize, I'm here to help you. 338 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,144 Can we talk tomorrow? 339 00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:52,433 Try to go back to sleep. 340 00:18:54,628 --> 00:18:56,722 Who the fuck is that? 341 00:18:56,722 --> 00:18:58,542 Someone who needs me. 342 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,542 I used to be high all the time, I would see cops everywhere. 343 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,081 That was normal. 344 00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:03,331 But now, I'm not taking anything anymore, right? 345 00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:04,355 I'm taking absolutely nothing. 346 00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:06,409 Right? And I still see cops everywhere! 347 00:19:06,409 --> 00:19:08,042 I 'm sure this means 348 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,761 I'm about to get caught, you know? 349 00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:10,948 It's like a hunch, you know? 350 00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,737 - Nah... - I know it! I'm sure of it! 351 00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,745 On top of that, they all look like gypsies. 352 00:19:14,745 --> 00:19:16,433 I can't even tell them apart anymore! 353 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,980 You see? A real gypsy, 354 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,710 a cop who looks like a gypsy, 355 00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,964 a gypsy who became a cop... 356 00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:23,956 I swear, they are this close to catching me. 357 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,042 You're laughing but I'm in big trouble! 358 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,245 I'm in big trouble! 359 00:19:27,245 --> 00:19:29,276 I don't wanna spend three years in jail. 360 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:31,698 Three months, that's fine, six months even but... 361 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:33,245 And some guy told me, well... 362 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,050 another fucking gypsy of course. 363 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,112 You know what he told me? 364 00:19:37,112 --> 00:19:39,370 Well, he told me that if take drugs too 365 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,722 I get a lower sentence 366 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,472 than if I'm sober while selling. 367 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,558 Do you understand? 368 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,073 So, I know what I'm gonna do. 369 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,526 I relapse. 370 00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:47,933 I'm gonna quit everything anyway. 371 00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,230 Abstinence, the anonymous meetings. 372 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,659 Shouldn't you just stop dealing? 373 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:52,808 It's not that. 374 00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,284 I just wanna know if what this guy told me is true. 375 00:19:55,284 --> 00:19:58,526 Can I get less time in jail if I take drugs than if I don't? 376 00:19:59,144 --> 00:20:00,198 Well, yeah. 377 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,198 - Yeah? - Yes. 378 00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:02,198 Alright. 379 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,890 Holy fuck, that shit is so good. 380 00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:12,245 How much do I owe you? 381 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,472 Two grams. 382 00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:14,472 Two grams? 383 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,003 No but, for the consultation? 384 00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:17,105 Two grams. 385 00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:18,917 Really? 386 00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:20,737 Are you sure? 387 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:22,612 Here you go. 388 00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:25,151 Don't you wanna test it? 389 00:20:25,151 --> 00:20:26,651 No... Thanks. 390 00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:28,136 You wanna snort a line with me? 391 00:20:28,136 --> 00:20:30,128 No, no, thanks, I don't do that kind of stuff. 392 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,167 It's not for me. 393 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,167 Oh... 394 00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,073 It's just to try it, because you know... 395 00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:36,097 sometimes... 396 00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,698 I get drugs of poor quality... 397 00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:39,636 I mean, I don't know where it came from. 398 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,855 Well, never mind, I'll just finish this then. 399 00:21:15,559 --> 00:21:17,808 I don't know what to tell you, I may have overestimated the quantities. 400 00:21:18,719 --> 00:21:20,004 Well, it depends. 401 00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,044 - How many are we? - Four. 402 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,650 Oh... 403 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,094 - I guess they don't know about... - No. 404 00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:30,941 - And that you're gonna make yourself... - Yes. 405 00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:34,118 - And that they think you... - Yes. 406 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:34,813 - But not that... - No. 407 00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:35,681 - While in fact... - Yes. 408 00:21:35,681 --> 00:21:37,209 - Seriously? - Seriously. 409 00:21:38,025 --> 00:21:39,379 Can I use your bathroom? 410 00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,750 Second floor, on the left. 411 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:20,577 Laura? 412 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,511 Laura? 413 00:22:27,044 --> 00:22:29,379 Laura, what are you doing? Dinner is ready. 414 00:22:30,273 --> 00:22:32,547 I'm sorry, dinners are hard for me. 415 00:22:32,547 --> 00:22:34,500 If I start eating, I'll eat everything. 416 00:22:34,891 --> 00:22:36,931 It's just an appetite suppressant, I don't take them otherwise. 417 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:40,195 You don't have to believe me. I understand if you'd rather see me go. 418 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:42,695 Wait, wait. 419 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,778 It really suppresses appetite? 420 00:22:46,228 --> 00:22:47,261 Well, yeah. 421 00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,198 Wow! 422 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,282 Are you sure it's not addictive? 423 00:22:56,323 --> 00:22:57,868 You watch too much TV. 424 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,290 I would like you not to drink wine during dinner honey. Do me a favor. 425 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,018 First of all, I drink it all the time at dad's. 426 00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:19,066 Secondly, you let me drink some at Jean-Michel's birthday party. 427 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,073 Then frankly, 428 00:23:20,073 --> 00:23:22,313 coming from the one who empties a bottle every night, 429 00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,702 I find it really inappropriate. 430 00:23:27,816 --> 00:23:29,986 Well, I can't believe Shirley was as annoying as her when she was her age. 431 00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:31,297 I don't know about that. 432 00:23:31,297 --> 00:23:33,736 - Didn't you go to high school together? - Yes but... 433 00:23:33,736 --> 00:23:35,030 But I was a princess. 434 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,514 Laura was the annoying one. 435 00:23:39,778 --> 00:23:41,080 It was provocation, admit it. 436 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,890 She would come to class with messy hair. 437 00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:43,971 She wasn't combed, right? 438 00:23:43,971 --> 00:23:47,000 She would give wrong answers on purpose to those who wanted to cheat so that they would fail. 439 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,789 She was a real snake. 440 00:23:48,789 --> 00:23:51,080 She even kissed me on the mouth. 441 00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:55,637 It's so lame to act lesbian just to look young. 442 00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:57,322 We were all doing it in 2009, now it's over. 443 00:23:57,322 --> 00:23:58,589 It's for losers. 444 00:23:58,893 --> 00:24:02,165 - You remember the blowout at... - Blowout? Who even says andquot;blowout 445 00:24:02,165 --> 00:24:03,615 There were mariachis too to welcome you? 446 00:24:03,615 --> 00:24:04,822 Mariachis. 447 00:24:04,822 --> 00:24:05,828 At Loïc's? 448 00:24:06,818 --> 00:24:09,309 Loïc? That's such a corny name. 449 00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:10,959 Why not Pierric while we're at it? 450 00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:13,389 - When the cops showed up... - By the way, 451 00:24:13,389 --> 00:24:16,167 if you were so cool, how come you turned out like this? 452 00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:18,007 We even hit on them because we were afraid that... 453 00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:20,551 Will you shut up now, you fucking moron? 454 00:24:24,986 --> 00:24:26,410 You are completely insane. 455 00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:27,981 Freak. 456 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,212 Deborah, I'm sorry. 457 00:24:51,245 --> 00:24:53,624 It's incredible, truly incredible. 458 00:24:57,513 --> 00:24:58,589 You couldn't find any of them? 459 00:24:58,589 --> 00:24:59,735 Not even one? 460 00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:00,759 No. 461 00:25:29,587 --> 00:25:30,607 Hello? 462 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:34,279 No, I'm in bed but it's okay. 463 00:25:37,677 --> 00:25:38,825 Oh no... 464 00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:43,302 It's just an anxiety attack, don't worry. 465 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,708 What, now? 466 00:25:48,937 --> 00:25:50,068 Okay, okay. 467 00:25:50,769 --> 00:25:52,286 I'll be there in half an hour, okay? 468 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,170 No, I'll pick you up. 469 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:56,513 No problem. 470 00:25:57,068 --> 00:25:58,115 See you soon. 471 00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:24,284 So, where are we going? 472 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,534 In a friend's bar. 473 00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:26,680 It's very cool, you'll see. 474 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,208 Is something going on between you and my boyfriend? 475 00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:30,216 What? 476 00:26:31,481 --> 00:26:34,871 Shirley, it's 2 am, I'm picking you up, don't overstay your welcome. 477 00:26:35,257 --> 00:26:36,324 Sorry. 478 00:26:36,324 --> 00:26:37,865 I don't know what's going on tonight. 479 00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:40,568 You'll have a drink, it will help you relax. 480 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:44,727 And next time you lie to your family, let me know. 481 00:26:44,727 --> 00:26:46,935 I didn't know we were best friends in high school. 482 00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:29,575 Let's go. 483 00:27:53,348 --> 00:27:56,091 Hey! We have to eat something if we don't wanna collapse. 484 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,088 I want a gunner or a kebab. 485 00:27:58,088 --> 00:27:59,806 We need to take some of your appetite suppressant. 486 00:27:59,806 --> 00:28:02,083 Yeah well, take some with my friend, I'm okay. 487 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,912 I won't do it with someone I don't know. 488 00:28:03,912 --> 00:28:06,044 You look completely drunk. Come on, let's go. 489 00:28:14,919 --> 00:28:15,926 No. 490 00:28:15,926 --> 00:28:17,169 Too early, right? 491 00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:21,074 - You're done? - Yeah, yeah, almost. - Yeah? 492 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,615 - Let her do it, let her do it. - Yeah but I don't wanna wait forever. 493 00:28:29,129 --> 00:28:30,379 Stop blowing! 494 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,115 It's alright, some of it went in. 495 00:28:32,115 --> 00:28:33,086 Shut up. 496 00:28:37,202 --> 00:28:38,505 And for the chief. 497 00:28:42,185 --> 00:28:43,247 Again! 498 00:28:50,318 --> 00:28:52,480 I really don't know what you're talking about. 499 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,490 Jerk! 500 00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,081 There are things in life that are unforgivable. 501 00:28:57,081 --> 00:28:59,259 When you can't look at yourself in the mirror anymore, it's time to act. 502 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:00,362 You know, it kind of is like you. 503 00:29:00,362 --> 00:29:01,430 - Give me a drink, please. - Alright, alright. 504 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:02,454 You know what I mean though, right? 505 00:29:02,454 --> 00:29:04,581 Of course I know what you mean. 506 00:29:04,581 --> 00:29:06,334 Of course, I see it with the bar. 507 00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:08,027 The guys that tell me andquot;pam 508 00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:09,042 I reply with andquot;tac 509 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:11,169 That's what I mean, you grab them and andquot;pam 510 00:29:11,169 --> 00:29:12,845 You and I, we used to take time to think. 511 00:29:12,845 --> 00:29:14,242 Now, tac tac, we just have to go for it, you know? 512 00:29:14,242 --> 00:29:15,787 We are pretty much in the same place. 513 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,601 I found my place. It's right here, damn it. 514 00:29:17,601 --> 00:29:19,173 This is my place, I have to preserve it. 515 00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:20,414 You too have your place, 516 00:29:20,414 --> 00:29:21,282 but yours is... 517 00:29:21,282 --> 00:29:22,905 - It's somewhere else, you know? - So, I go find it? 518 00:29:22,905 --> 00:29:24,650 Yes you do! And don't hesitate! 519 00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:25,958 But you never look back! 520 00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:29,277 - You're a bit high, righ? - Yeah, I'm completely wasted. 521 00:29:29,277 --> 00:29:30,310 What's in your eye, sweetie? 522 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,707 Well, I... 523 00:29:31,707 --> 00:29:34,990 Isn't that your friend getting half impregnated on my bench? 524 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:37,923 Yeah... Hey! 525 00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,824 Now, guys on the street, they sell with machetes and maces in their hands. 526 00:29:39,824 --> 00:29:40,874 You see? It's war out there! 527 00:29:40,874 --> 00:29:41,317 Yeah. 528 00:29:41,317 --> 00:29:43,140 Then, I don't know, find yourself a quieter place. 529 00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,502 A pet store, 530 00:29:44,502 --> 00:29:46,169 or a retirement home, you know? 531 00:29:46,169 --> 00:29:47,159 I'm warning you, 532 00:29:47,159 --> 00:29:49,416 if your friend puts cum on my couch, 533 00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,431 she's gonna be the one paying for it. 534 00:29:50,431 --> 00:29:51,536 Okay, okay. 535 00:29:53,869 --> 00:29:55,224 Goodnight! See you! 536 00:29:55,596 --> 00:29:56,360 Wait, wait! 537 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,410 What should I do? 538 00:29:57,410 --> 00:29:58,851 Well, live your life. 539 00:29:58,851 --> 00:30:00,761 I can't do that, I'm maried, it's nonsense! 540 00:30:00,761 --> 00:30:02,177 Well, do you want to or not? 541 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,581 - Yeah but... - Well, do it then. 542 00:30:04,581 --> 00:30:05,397 Okay. 543 00:30:05,397 --> 00:30:06,575 But where should I go? 544 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:08,294 Well, at his place. 545 00:30:08,695 --> 00:30:09,990 He lives with his mom. 546 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,036 Are we going or not? I'm on fire! 547 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,924 - I don't know, go to the hotel. - Okay. 548 00:30:16,924 --> 00:30:18,270 - But which hotel? - I don't know, Shirley, 549 00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:19,338 you don't know any hotel? 550 00:30:19,338 --> 00:30:21,075 Not that kind of hotel. 551 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,771 Can't you just come along? 552 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:29,779 I'm on fire. 553 00:30:38,374 --> 00:30:39,971 I don't have any cash. 554 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,377 So what? Use your credit card! 555 00:30:41,377 --> 00:30:44,129 I can't, I have a joint account with François. 556 00:30:44,129 --> 00:30:45,414 And him? 557 00:30:45,414 --> 00:30:48,021 Ok, alright, alright. 558 00:31:19,598 --> 00:31:21,583 Can't you just wait for me? 559 00:31:24,615 --> 00:31:25,724 Of course. 560 00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:30,693 I'm gonna fucking destroy her. 561 00:31:42,723 --> 00:31:44,966 I don't suppose you have anything to drink? 562 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,450 I don't get it. 563 00:31:59,312 --> 00:32:03,022 Why does she refuse him even though she loves him and everything is arranged with the sister? 564 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:07,358 It's because of her dad. 565 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:10,700 As long as he hasn't paid the dowry he owes the other with interest 566 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:13,400 and the sister hasn't pledged herself to the brother, 567 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,865 she will never be allowed to touch any man. 568 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:19,490 Mh, yeah, it ain't easy. 569 00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:23,930 Can I make a phone call? 570 00:32:23,930 --> 00:32:25,263 My battery died. 571 00:32:26,187 --> 00:32:27,575 Behind the counter. 572 00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:02,280 Hello? 573 00:33:04,364 --> 00:33:05,371 Hello? 574 00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:12,857 Did I miss something? 575 00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:13,865 The uncle is back. 576 00:33:13,865 --> 00:33:15,560 - Cool! - No, not cool! 577 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,654 Oh, damn. 578 00:33:23,888 --> 00:33:25,044 Is it for you? 579 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:26,075 No. 580 00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:38,216 Good evening, good morning, namaste, Ramran, internation hotel. 581 00:33:39,716 --> 00:33:40,825 Shirley? 582 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:42,802 No! 583 00:33:43,747 --> 00:33:44,771 No. 584 00:33:55,544 --> 00:33:57,052 No, no, no, no, no, no. 585 00:33:57,052 --> 00:33:58,333 No, stop it! 586 00:34:06,654 --> 00:34:07,700 Come on! 587 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:10,716 Damn it, stop, no! 588 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,591 You did that two times! No, it's unfair! 589 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,435 You can't do that! 590 00:34:18,498 --> 00:34:19,535 Help! 591 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,247 Laura! 592 00:34:24,185 --> 00:34:25,513 Laura! 593 00:34:26,950 --> 00:34:28,208 Anybody there? 594 00:34:28,747 --> 00:34:29,794 Laura! 595 00:34:32,935 --> 00:34:34,068 Laura! 596 00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:36,535 Hey, do you know what they call this in English? 597 00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,763 Huh, andquot;the moustache 598 00:34:38,763 --> 00:34:41,388 No, they call it andquot;flavor keeper 599 00:34:46,114 --> 00:34:49,364 I can't breathe! Move him! 600 00:34:51,146 --> 00:34:52,114 Is he dead? 601 00:34:52,114 --> 00:34:53,154 No, he fell asleep while... 602 00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:54,302 Who cares? 603 00:34:54,302 --> 00:34:55,622 Move him, for fuck's sake! 604 00:34:59,779 --> 00:35:00,825 Wait, two seconds, two seconds! 605 00:35:00,825 --> 00:35:02,505 I think it's more complicated than that. 606 00:35:02,505 --> 00:35:03,654 Is he still in you? 607 00:35:03,654 --> 00:35:04,732 I think so. 608 00:35:04,732 --> 00:35:05,865 It's awful. 609 00:35:05,865 --> 00:35:07,099 Awful! 610 00:35:07,099 --> 00:35:08,044 Pull him out 611 00:35:08,044 --> 00:35:09,146 very slowly. 612 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:12,365 - Sorry! - Ouch. 613 00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:17,310 I'm doing it, Shirley. 614 00:35:18,615 --> 00:35:20,247 Stop, stop! He's stuck! 615 00:35:20,247 --> 00:35:21,130 Sorry! 616 00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:22,474 Be careful... 617 00:35:22,474 --> 00:35:23,560 Come on! 618 00:35:28,435 --> 00:35:30,958 Ready? One, two, three, four... 619 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,466 It's like a suction cup. 620 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:43,888 - Fucking hell. - Okay, I'm ready. 621 00:35:43,888 --> 00:35:44,997 Yeah, I'm ready. 622 00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:46,068 I'm ready. 623 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:53,705 And he fucking snores! 624 00:35:54,927 --> 00:35:56,763 For fuck's sake, I can't do it! 625 00:36:10,575 --> 00:36:13,216 You can put your shoes back on, we're all already up. 626 00:36:13,216 --> 00:36:14,943 I'm sorry, I wanted to call but... 627 00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:16,286 Anna, hurry up, 628 00:36:16,286 --> 00:36:17,404 we're going. 629 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:23,089 ♫ My dad is gonna smoke you, he is too angry ♫ 630 00:36:23,089 --> 00:36:24,167 Come on, get out of here. 631 00:37:58,984 --> 00:38:00,031 Hello? 632 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:03,156 Hey, it's me. 633 00:38:07,968 --> 00:38:11,234 Wait a minute, I don't understand. Why don't you call her mother? 634 00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:18,000 Yeah, well, I don't see what it has to do with it but alright.... 635 00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:20,156 I'm on my way. 636 00:38:26,078 --> 00:38:27,406 She's so annoying. 637 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:51,859 Good morning. 638 00:38:52,234 --> 00:38:53,312 Good morning. 639 00:38:54,937 --> 00:38:57,059 She first started by monetizing her services, 640 00:38:57,059 --> 00:39:00,375 up to 5€ for a French kiss. 641 00:39:01,265 --> 00:39:04,171 From what I understand, it was happening near or around the gym, 642 00:39:04,171 --> 00:39:06,640 what she herself calls her territory. 643 00:39:07,765 --> 00:39:10,203 Then, when she found herself in possession of a small fortune, 644 00:39:10,203 --> 00:39:14,099 Anna had the bright idea idea of hiring two of her eighth grade classmates 645 00:39:14,099 --> 00:39:15,734 to do the dirty work. 646 00:39:15,734 --> 00:39:19,671 While taking a commission of 3€ on the 5€ collected. 647 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,390 I don't know what you make of it. 648 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:25,578 I can only imagine the moral embarrassement in which 649 00:39:25,578 --> 00:39:28,421 you must be finding yourself but I consider that, 650 00:39:28,421 --> 00:39:33,046 since this case has no precedent within the Jules Ferry College, 651 00:39:33,046 --> 00:39:37,029 I consider that it is no more and no less than non-sexual pimping 652 00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:39,453 of minors under the age of 16. 653 00:39:41,406 --> 00:39:45,062 I see no other solution than to exclude her from the institution 654 00:39:45,062 --> 00:39:46,171 for 15 days. 655 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:50,250 Anna, do you have something to say? 656 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:55,953 andquot;Non-sexual pimping mean anything, it's like... 657 00:39:55,953 --> 00:39:57,171 I don't know... 658 00:39:57,171 --> 00:39:59,218 andquot;Non-vital murder 659 00:39:59,218 --> 00:40:00,218 It doesn't exist. 660 00:40:00,218 --> 00:40:01,359 Be quiet, Anna. 661 00:40:04,343 --> 00:40:06,812 What's happening bothers me very much, Miss Dal Falco. 662 00:40:07,703 --> 00:40:12,109 I have no formal evidence of what Laura may have done in the bathroom, 663 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:15,828 nor do I know how... intimate 664 00:40:15,828 --> 00:40:19,062 she may have been with the boys her age at school, 665 00:40:19,062 --> 00:40:23,309 but the rumor mill is spinning out of control 666 00:40:23,309 --> 00:40:26,453 and I believe that, in order to restore discipline 667 00:40:26,453 --> 00:40:28,459 and sanitize the school environment 668 00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,609 once and for all, 669 00:40:30,609 --> 00:40:33,734 it would be best for Laura to stay out of class for a few days. 670 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,367 Let's say for a week. 671 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,437 That's all. 672 00:40:36,437 --> 00:40:37,890 Are you expelling her? 673 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:38,953 Not really, no, no. 674 00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:42,421 No, but we talked it over with Miss Tobacco, our psychologist. 675 00:40:42,421 --> 00:40:46,203 She is perfectly willing to have Laura once a day during that week. 676 00:40:47,406 --> 00:40:48,531 Or even twice. 677 00:40:50,109 --> 00:40:52,000 It's up to you, Laura. 678 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,468 What do you think? 679 00:40:58,484 --> 00:41:00,078 That's not an answer. 680 00:41:00,078 --> 00:41:01,093 Okay? 681 00:41:02,062 --> 00:41:03,375 Laura, please. 682 00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:05,890 Laura, you can speak. 683 00:41:08,515 --> 00:41:11,437 You have to take charge of yourself. I can't handle everything by myself. 684 00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:12,906 - Of course. - Okay? 685 00:41:19,281 --> 00:41:20,828 Are you mad at me? 686 00:41:22,703 --> 00:41:24,843 Are you really mad at me for that? 687 00:41:24,843 --> 00:41:26,281 How much money did you make? 688 00:41:26,281 --> 00:41:29,281 It's so tacky to talk about money. 689 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,000 Please, don't make me do it. 690 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,375 I swear, if you do this to me I won't ever talk to you again. 691 00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:35,937 Who's the one who made a mistake? 692 00:41:35,937 --> 00:41:37,234 You or me? 693 00:41:37,234 --> 00:41:39,531 Who's the adult? You or me? 694 00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:41,359 Do you want me to call your dad, your mom? 695 00:41:41,359 --> 00:41:42,625 Both? 696 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,718 Don't forget that you got into this situation all by yourself. 697 00:41:47,406 --> 00:41:48,546 I'm sorry. 698 00:41:49,609 --> 00:41:51,390 I realize that... 699 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:54,843 it's wrong to treat women like that and... 700 00:41:54,843 --> 00:41:56,640 as a woman, well, 701 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,593 I wouldn't want to be treated that way. 702 00:41:58,593 --> 00:41:59,953 Go get your tits chewed on! 703 00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:01,500 Fuck you, moron! 704 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,828 Okay, calm down guys. 705 00:42:06,093 --> 00:42:07,390 What are you doing? 706 00:42:08,906 --> 00:42:10,421 Please, put your clothes back on. 707 00:42:11,078 --> 00:42:12,312 Get naked! 708 00:42:13,578 --> 00:42:14,630 Oh, quiet! 709 00:42:14,630 --> 00:42:16,281 This is for what I owe you. 710 00:42:17,031 --> 00:42:18,140 Take those. 711 00:42:22,328 --> 00:42:24,875 This is for those of I have to pay back. 712 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:28,562 Well, those who paid to French kiss Edwige and Sonya. 713 00:42:28,562 --> 00:42:31,484 I don't have any change so you will have to figure it out amongst yourselves. 714 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:38,786 Loser! 715 00:42:39,318 --> 00:42:40,365 Yeah! 716 00:42:40,786 --> 00:42:42,005 Creep! 717 00:42:52,302 --> 00:42:53,302 I swear. 718 00:42:53,302 --> 00:42:54,302 I don't believe you. 719 00:42:54,302 --> 00:42:55,458 I swear it's true! 720 00:42:57,568 --> 00:42:59,146 Hey Laura, what's up? 721 00:43:02,724 --> 00:43:04,708 She's my mom's best friend. 722 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,927 What are you doing here? It's so weird seeing you here. 723 00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:08,005 It happens. 724 00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:10,490 Have you seen your mom this morning? 725 00:43:10,490 --> 00:43:11,552 Is she okay? 726 00:43:11,552 --> 00:43:13,583 Well, as usual, 727 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,443 she's herself. 728 00:43:15,443 --> 00:43:16,958 Wow, I love your kicks. 729 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,911 Stop it. 730 00:43:18,911 --> 00:43:20,255 Don't worry. 731 00:43:20,255 --> 00:43:21,255 What size do you wear, 6? 732 00:43:21,255 --> 00:43:23,583 There is a killer pair of shoes at the lost and found but they are too small for me. 733 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:24,708 Just go and ask. 734 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,615 Thanks for the tip. 735 00:43:26,615 --> 00:43:28,521 Anyway, we have to go if we don't wanna be late for class. 736 00:43:29,755 --> 00:43:33,755 See you! 737 00:43:33,755 --> 00:43:35,865 Damn, you know her? 738 00:43:35,865 --> 00:43:36,865 That's so cool. 739 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:38,615 You think so? 740 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:39,849 Of course I do! 741 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,240 Do you think dad is gonna kill me? 742 00:43:45,099 --> 00:43:46,552 You will never again be allowed to step foot outside. 743 00:43:46,552 --> 00:43:48,177 You will come straight home after class, 744 00:43:48,177 --> 00:43:49,833 I want you to be home 10 minutes after the bell. 745 00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:52,521 You can forget about your friends, outings, it's all over. 746 00:43:52,521 --> 00:43:54,677 And I don't want to hear you anymore! 747 00:43:54,677 --> 00:43:57,286 I don't want a single word to come out your mouth. 748 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,365 Oh, and I don't want you to type words either! 749 00:44:00,193 --> 00:44:03,411 You don't talk to anyone in any way whatsoever! 750 00:44:04,271 --> 00:44:07,318 And what you are wearing right now, you keep it, you don't ever change again, that's it. 751 00:44:07,318 --> 00:44:09,193 You'll have to wash it yourself. 752 00:44:09,193 --> 00:44:10,927 I don't give a damn if you look like garbage at school. 753 00:44:10,927 --> 00:44:11,927 No, no, don't! 754 00:44:11,927 --> 00:44:13,333 Oh! 755 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,333 Does it look like I'm kidding to you? 756 00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:16,740 That's enough, come with me. 757 00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:31,318 I screwed up. 758 00:44:34,427 --> 00:44:38,505 My 13 years old daughter gave up her career as a hooker to become a pimp. 759 00:44:45,755 --> 00:44:47,568 Plus, you'd think that, being a cop's daughter, 760 00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:49,880 she could at least have learned not to get caught. 761 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,474 I really screwed up. 762 00:44:52,474 --> 00:44:54,849 Come on, we've all done stuff like that growing up. 763 00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:59,880 At her age, it grows everywhere, you piss blood, it's complicated. 764 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,865 Don't tell me you also made your friends whore around? 765 00:45:02,865 --> 00:45:04,802 I would have if I had friends. 766 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,927 Can you tell us what you see, Laura? 767 00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:20,240 Laura, we are here for you, you know? 768 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,490 If you don't help us, we can't help you either. 769 00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:32,168 Is it because you don't see anything or because you are afraid to tell us what you see? 770 00:45:37,255 --> 00:45:39,740 Come on Laura, you have to make an effort here. 771 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:40,865 I see a dick! 772 00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:42,708 Alright, I see dick going into an ass. 773 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,802 I see a dick because it is a dick. 774 00:45:44,802 --> 00:45:47,708 So why are you asking me this if you see it too? 775 00:45:55,146 --> 00:45:56,755 And here, what do you see? 776 00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:59,349 andquot;Fuck yourself 777 00:46:01,615 --> 00:46:03,177 Do you want me to fuck myself? 778 00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:07,615 Thank you Noémie. 779 00:46:08,427 --> 00:46:10,599 If someone wants to share their story, we have 5 minutes left. 780 00:46:14,724 --> 00:46:16,161 Hey everyone. 781 00:46:16,161 --> 00:46:18,427 My name is Shirley, I'm 35 and I'm bulimic. 782 00:46:18,427 --> 00:46:20,068 Hello Shirley. 783 00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:26,177 I'm bulimic. 784 00:46:29,521 --> 00:46:31,786 I don't know how it happened. 785 00:46:31,786 --> 00:46:35,458 I remember one day I read something about it in a magazine, 786 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:36,990 I don't remember when. 787 00:46:36,990 --> 00:46:40,052 They said how horrible it was, that girls were making themselves vomit 788 00:46:40,052 --> 00:46:41,599 to death. 789 00:46:42,536 --> 00:46:44,224 Frankly, I thought it was brilliant. 790 00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:53,240 We convince ourselves that those who died are those went too far. 791 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:57,255 It's true, you overeat, you vomit, the counters reset. 792 00:46:57,255 --> 00:46:59,302 It shouldn't be that simple. 793 00:47:00,646 --> 00:47:01,911 My husband doesn't know. 794 00:47:01,911 --> 00:47:05,505 Not because I want to protect him or some bullshit like that but... 795 00:47:08,536 --> 00:47:10,568 It's the only thing that truly belongs to me. 796 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:16,349 Therefore, I don't think I'm ready to stop, 797 00:47:16,349 --> 00:47:17,911 I don't want to. 798 00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:20,990 Not because I like it, 799 00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:22,505 it's hell. 800 00:47:22,505 --> 00:47:24,943 My body is completely out of whack. 801 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:28,724 One time, one of my teeth even came out with it... 802 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,880 But I keep telling myself that I'm like that 803 00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:37,099 and... 804 00:47:37,099 --> 00:47:38,943 without that, what would I do? 805 00:47:40,068 --> 00:47:42,536 I'm not brave enough to be anything else. 806 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,161 The only thing that scares me 807 00:47:46,161 --> 00:47:48,427 is passing it on to my daughter. 808 00:47:48,427 --> 00:47:50,255 I love her so much. 809 00:47:51,318 --> 00:47:52,693 She's 16. 810 00:47:52,693 --> 00:47:54,708 She's beautiful 811 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,896 but she's so... 812 00:47:56,896 --> 00:47:59,224 vulnerable. 813 00:47:59,224 --> 00:48:01,474 I look like her, well, 814 00:48:01,474 --> 00:48:02,599 she looks like me, 815 00:48:02,599 --> 00:48:04,755 even on the worst sides. 816 00:48:04,755 --> 00:48:07,490 I know her so well that I could slap her. 817 00:48:10,615 --> 00:48:12,661 I refuse to let her turn like me. 818 00:48:14,536 --> 00:48:15,833 It can't happen. 819 00:48:20,724 --> 00:48:22,708 Thank you Shirley. 820 00:48:29,317 --> 00:48:30,324 Laura. 821 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,051 What's going on, is something wrong? 822 00:48:32,051 --> 00:48:33,887 - No, everything is fine. - No, everything is not fine. 823 00:48:33,887 --> 00:48:35,535 You don't answer my messages anymore, 824 00:48:35,535 --> 00:48:37,051 you cancel our meetings. 825 00:48:37,723 --> 00:48:39,324 Look, look. 826 00:48:39,324 --> 00:48:41,184 I'm calling you, look, ring. 827 00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,849 I'm in a hurry, I have to go. 828 00:48:43,574 --> 00:48:45,089 Okay, so you really aren't in the mood? 829 00:48:46,153 --> 00:48:47,778 Don't worry, I'll call you. 830 00:48:49,778 --> 00:48:50,903 Flowers. 831 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,520 Here they are. 832 00:48:56,090 --> 00:48:57,239 Thanks sweetie. 833 00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,114 - Is this all right? - Yes, it is. 834 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,270 All my life I have been waiting for this moment. 835 00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:08,590 All my life I have dreamed of spitting on you grave. 836 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:10,859 And now, you see, 837 00:49:11,965 --> 00:49:13,364 I'm bringing you flowers. 838 00:49:16,043 --> 00:49:17,403 You left my life, 839 00:49:18,309 --> 00:49:19,543 you left my mouth. 840 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,246 This is Laura. Come in, Laura. 841 00:49:21,598 --> 00:49:24,434 I hope that you will do your best to make her feel at home in our school 842 00:49:24,434 --> 00:49:25,996 and that you will remember that it's not easy being new, 843 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:27,676 so try to make it easy for her. 844 00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:30,106 Oh come on, they sent us Laura-in-the-ass! 845 00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:31,114 Hey, oh, oh, 846 00:49:31,114 --> 00:49:32,676 Leslie, next time you do this you're out. 847 00:49:33,739 --> 00:49:34,887 Take a seat. 848 00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:45,051 Don't touch me, you'll give me your diseases. 849 00:49:56,739 --> 00:49:57,856 Are you hungry? 850 00:50:01,246 --> 00:50:02,660 Where did you find it? 851 00:50:03,653 --> 00:50:04,996 Give it to me right away. 852 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,535 He stashes everything at the same place... 853 00:50:08,051 --> 00:50:09,770 He does the same for Christmas presents. 854 00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:11,996 Since when do you know where we stash the Christmas presents? 855 00:50:13,731 --> 00:50:14,832 Let me see. 856 00:50:14,832 --> 00:50:15,731 No, don't. 857 00:50:15,731 --> 00:50:16,895 Come on! 858 00:50:21,348 --> 00:50:23,145 You're on Facebook? 859 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:24,473 You're 13. 860 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:27,098 I know. 861 00:50:27,098 --> 00:50:28,262 Wait, show me. 862 00:50:28,262 --> 00:50:29,567 Show me your pictures. 863 00:50:29,567 --> 00:50:30,785 I don't have any pictures. 864 00:50:30,785 --> 00:50:31,926 Really? 865 00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:35,989 Can I tell you a secret? 866 00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:37,324 Yeah, spill it. 867 00:50:37,324 --> 00:50:39,285 I've sent a friend request to Deborah. 868 00:50:39,285 --> 00:50:41,481 Oh, so, did she accept? 869 00:50:41,481 --> 00:50:44,371 Well, I don't know, it's only been 2 hours since I sent it. 870 00:50:44,371 --> 00:50:45,692 Show me her page. 871 00:50:50,106 --> 00:50:51,184 Oh, seriously? 872 00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:53,910 Does anyone make this kind of face in real life? 873 00:50:57,614 --> 00:50:59,653 Seriously, you ask them if they're okay and they make this face? 874 00:50:59,653 --> 00:51:00,480 To reply? 875 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,910 Really, nobody does that. 876 00:51:02,543 --> 00:51:04,739 Still, I think she's really cool, look. 877 00:51:04,739 --> 00:51:06,442 Yeah, well, you'll get over it pretty quick. 878 00:51:06,442 --> 00:51:07,465 What? 879 00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:10,129 Forget about that girl, she's the one who should be begging to be your friend. 880 00:51:10,129 --> 00:51:11,418 Can't you unfriend her? 881 00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:12,864 - No. - Is it too late? 882 00:51:17,028 --> 00:51:20,223 You two really are taking the piss out of me, huh? 883 00:51:20,223 --> 00:51:22,410 I'm the one who took it, I wanted to show her something. 884 00:51:29,668 --> 00:51:30,965 What the fuck are you doing? 885 00:51:31,996 --> 00:51:33,606 My daughter is not your friend. 886 00:51:42,223 --> 00:51:43,317 Yes? 887 00:51:44,824 --> 00:51:46,481 Sorry, I was working. 888 00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:51,199 What? Are you serious? 889 00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:52,848 Shirley, look at that! 890 00:51:53,403 --> 00:51:56,028 Did you know that the Reims cathedral was 800 years old this year? 891 00:51:56,028 --> 00:51:57,403 Really? 892 00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:59,137 We can't find anything in this fucking house, 893 00:51:59,137 --> 00:52:00,801 you don't know how to organize things, 894 00:52:00,801 --> 00:52:02,262 fuck! 895 00:52:02,262 --> 00:52:03,668 You better get me out of here. 896 00:52:03,668 --> 00:52:04,590 I can't take it anymore, 897 00:52:04,590 --> 00:52:05,606 I want some cock. 898 00:52:05,606 --> 00:52:06,465 There, I said it. 899 00:52:06,465 --> 00:52:07,508 I want some cock. 900 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,510 Oh fuck, it doesn't want to come out. 901 00:52:31,535 --> 00:52:33,395 This one is stuck, it can't come out. 902 00:52:38,332 --> 00:52:39,410 Sorry. 903 00:52:40,504 --> 00:52:41,973 I'm so sorry... 904 00:52:43,004 --> 00:52:44,864 I'm such a fucking idiot. 905 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,410 Sorry. 906 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,082 Sorry. 907 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,692 Help. 908 00:53:21,572 --> 00:53:23,072 Can I use your phone? 909 00:53:40,244 --> 00:53:41,260 Hello? 910 00:54:12,885 --> 00:54:14,650 Madam Chairman, 911 00:54:15,509 --> 00:54:17,494 who are we charging today? 912 00:54:20,510 --> 00:54:21,885 My client, 913 00:54:21,885 --> 00:54:23,307 Mister Larbi, 914 00:54:23,307 --> 00:54:24,604 is a reclusive man 915 00:54:24,604 --> 00:54:26,900 who resorts to prostitution... 916 00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:28,869 That's a first. 917 00:54:29,838 --> 00:54:31,682 Allow me to interrupt you Barrister 918 00:54:31,682 --> 00:54:34,604 because it would seem to me that you are not defending the right case. 919 00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:36,525 I beg your pardon? 920 00:54:36,525 --> 00:54:40,447 If I am not mistaken, this is file 91-1206-B, 921 00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:43,135 you client's name is Bramly 922 00:54:43,135 --> 00:54:44,400 Virgile 923 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,650 and he was charged with indecent assault. 924 00:54:52,150 --> 00:54:54,041 You aren't the one charged with passive soliciting? 925 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:55,072 No. 926 00:54:55,072 --> 00:54:56,275 Well, not today anyway. 927 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,494 So it's not you? 928 00:55:01,494 --> 00:55:03,057 Well, no, it's not me. 929 00:55:08,442 --> 00:55:10,577 Madam Chairman, 930 00:55:10,577 --> 00:55:12,291 I had a really bad night. 931 00:55:44,173 --> 00:55:44,837 [Wanna have a drink?] 932 00:55:44,837 --> 00:55:45,517 Dec. 7th 2011 10:58pm - [Hungover, bad breath, I'll call you later] - [I'm not moving, you know where to find me] 933 00:55:45,517 --> 00:55:46,196 Dec. 15th 2011 11:17pm - [I need some for my friend, can you help us out?] - [Come to the bar] 934 00:55:46,196 --> 00:55:46,876 Nov. 24th 2011 11:30pm - [Are you at the bar tonight?] - [Yes] 935 00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:47,556 - [Can I come?] Nov. 24th 2011 11:46pm - [Yup] 936 00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:48,267 Dec. 6th 2011 8:55pm - [Have you got some for me?] - [Come to the bar] 937 00:56:45,682 --> 00:56:48,713 I'm not gonna lie Shankar, your divorce is not looking good. 938 00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:53,307 With what's written in there, she's gonna take everything. 939 00:56:53,307 --> 00:56:55,650 The house, the kids, your parents' house in Delhi. 940 00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,572 She can't take my parents' house. 941 00:56:57,572 --> 00:56:59,775 What I'm worried about the most are your papers. 942 00:57:01,010 --> 00:57:03,780 She's French, it reeks of white marriage. 943 00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:06,744 As soon as you sign this, they'll try to deport you. 944 00:57:06,744 --> 00:57:09,072 What am I gonna do then? 945 00:57:12,713 --> 00:57:14,354 Well, I don't know... 946 00:57:14,354 --> 00:57:16,322 Damn it, I'm sorry. 947 00:57:16,322 --> 00:57:18,994 These papers are a direct ticket to Breha. 948 00:57:18,994 --> 00:57:21,713 Breha? What is that? 949 00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:24,619 Well, that's where they put all the divorced immigrants. 950 00:57:24,619 --> 00:57:27,666 The legal procedure is that they keep you for 2 years, 951 00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:29,510 hard labor, torture, 952 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:31,666 and then they use your corpse to make suppositories 953 00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:34,313 so that you can spend your next life in someone's ass. 954 00:57:42,479 --> 00:57:43,541 You're gonna give me 955 00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:45,260 a heart attack! 956 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,510 Sheitan! 957 00:57:53,775 --> 00:57:55,994 Oh, Shankar, we'll find something. 958 00:57:58,978 --> 00:58:00,743 Sorry. 959 00:58:17,275 --> 00:58:19,229 Do you see what I mean or not? 960 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:20,432 Here, look. 961 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,088 So, what should I do? 962 00:58:25,088 --> 00:58:26,588 Should I shave? 963 00:58:26,588 --> 00:58:28,291 Or should I wait for it to fall? 964 00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:30,463 What looks more bald to you? 965 00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:31,572 Hm? 966 00:58:35,088 --> 00:58:36,963 Because, if I shave, 967 00:58:36,963 --> 00:58:38,729 it clearly means I've given up, 968 00:58:38,729 --> 00:58:40,838 I'm officially a bald guy. 969 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,385 Or, 970 00:58:53,385 --> 00:58:55,135 I let it grow in the back 971 00:58:55,135 --> 00:58:57,760 and then I bring it all in the front to make a fringe. 972 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,900 No? 973 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,400 What do you think? 974 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,900 Don't know, don't care. 975 00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:11,307 You see, we can never talk about that kind of stuff, it's crazy. 976 00:59:11,307 --> 00:59:13,369 Every time I see a guy with a wig on the street, 977 00:59:13,369 --> 00:59:16,088 I want to tell him andquot;Dude, stop it, you're not fooling anyone 978 00:59:16,088 --> 00:59:17,604 andquot;Don't show off, you're bald 979 00:59:20,010 --> 00:59:21,604 Weren't you supposed to turn left here? 980 00:59:21,604 --> 00:59:23,490 Where are you going? 981 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:25,115 I have to check on something. 982 00:59:27,115 --> 00:59:28,990 But, you agree that we need to break this taboo? 983 00:59:28,990 --> 00:59:30,615 I want to break this taboo. 984 00:59:31,990 --> 00:59:34,755 It's not... It's not a disease to be bald, right? 985 00:59:42,693 --> 00:59:44,083 What are we doing at Vinnie's? 986 00:59:47,286 --> 00:59:49,099 Who's Vinnie? 987 00:59:49,099 --> 00:59:50,943 Well, he's the guy who owns this bar. 988 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,896 So, what are we doing? 989 00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:58,521 I don't know. 990 00:59:58,521 --> 01:00:00,286 You don't know. 991 01:00:00,286 --> 01:00:01,786 I don't know. 992 01:00:03,786 --> 01:00:06,130 And uh, how long will it take? 993 01:00:07,349 --> 01:00:08,755 I don't know. 994 01:00:09,802 --> 01:00:10,880 Alright... 995 01:00:12,193 --> 01:00:13,661 Is drug dealing going on here? 996 01:00:13,661 --> 01:00:16,052 Well, they andquot;deal 997 01:00:16,052 --> 01:00:17,740 they trade. 998 01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:21,771 They peddle. 999 01:00:34,974 --> 01:00:36,240 Hey buddy. 1000 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,443 Wake up. 1001 01:00:37,443 --> 01:00:38,599 Oh! 1002 01:00:40,302 --> 01:00:42,677 Is that him, Vinnie? 1003 01:00:42,677 --> 01:00:43,927 The fat one? 1004 01:00:43,927 --> 01:00:45,958 Yeah, that's him. 1005 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,568 Is that your wife I see with him? 1006 01:00:51,505 --> 01:00:52,583 Yeah... 1007 01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:01,610 Don't you have a phone call to make? 1008 01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:06,087 I don't feel like it... Haven't we already seen this one? 1009 01:01:06,985 --> 01:01:09,493 It's my favorite. 1010 01:01:23,474 --> 01:01:24,786 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1011 01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:36,302 I guess that if you're here, it means my wife is close by. 1012 01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,505 So if she's not here, 1013 01:01:42,505 --> 01:01:44,136 she's in a room. 1014 01:01:46,896 --> 01:01:48,880 So there's not point for me to go upstairs? 1015 01:02:04,443 --> 01:02:05,880 It doesn't bother me. 1016 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,943 Are you sure it's a good idea for you to go home? 1017 01:02:15,193 --> 01:02:17,380 I'm exhausted, I need to collapse. 1018 01:02:23,427 --> 01:02:25,099 - Sometimes it ends up working out. - No. 1019 01:02:27,490 --> 01:02:29,255 I should be shattered, it's absurd. 1020 01:02:33,661 --> 01:02:35,240 Why can't I feel anything? 1021 01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:39,708 I'm hungry. 1022 01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:43,349 I'm only hungry. 1023 01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,068 I'm home. 1024 01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:26,130 I'm tired, I really have to go to bed. 1025 01:03:27,177 --> 01:03:28,365 Come here. 1026 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:41,286 I just want you to leave. 1027 01:03:43,427 --> 01:03:44,536 Now. 1028 01:03:44,536 --> 01:03:45,943 I've already packed your bag. 1029 01:03:50,411 --> 01:03:52,240 You know me, I'm not a junkie. 1030 01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:56,568 I'm begging you. 1031 01:03:59,521 --> 01:04:01,990 - Go away. - No, I won't go, it's pointless. 1032 01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:23,349 I don't give a fuck if you're getting fucked in whore hotels, 1033 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:28,552 but I do give a fuck about you bringing dope where my daughter fucking lives! 1034 01:04:28,552 --> 01:04:31,168 I need to see her, let me at least tell her goodbye. 1035 01:04:44,568 --> 01:04:46,349 Stay away from Anna. 1036 01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,340 Get out. 1037 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:18,271 What? 1038 01:08:33,630 --> 01:08:36,192 Either we drink until we choke on our vomit, 1039 01:08:38,036 --> 01:08:41,380 or we commit collective suicide, but it's only fun with a baby or a toddler. 1040 01:08:41,380 --> 01:08:43,176 I have a baby in the freezer if you want. 1041 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,146 It's horrible. 1042 01:09:05,161 --> 01:09:07,521 Don't even consider it, she must eat. 1043 01:09:07,521 --> 01:09:09,583 I'm warning you, if she doesn't eat, 1044 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:11,130 you will. 1045 01:09:26,521 --> 01:09:27,615 For fuck's sake! 1046 01:09:28,286 --> 01:09:29,224 Who is it? 1047 01:09:29,224 --> 01:09:30,740 My mom. 1048 01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:32,067 It's maddening, 1049 01:09:32,067 --> 01:09:33,896 you can be sure that whenever something bad happens to me, she will call me within 1050 01:09:33,896 --> 01:09:35,676 two seconds to tell me it's all my fault. 1051 01:09:35,676 --> 01:09:37,458 How does she know? That, I have no idea. 1052 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,490 I don't tell her anything. 1053 01:09:38,490 --> 01:09:40,146 I never told her anything. 1054 01:09:41,676 --> 01:09:43,380 That woman is a wizard. 1055 01:09:44,676 --> 01:09:46,286 It's telepathy. 1056 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:49,755 The only thing she wants to do since I was born 1057 01:09:49,755 --> 01:09:51,411 is to put me in therapy. 1058 01:09:51,411 --> 01:09:52,880 But why? 1059 01:09:53,817 --> 01:09:56,083 I don't know, she never even went to therapy. 1060 01:09:58,865 --> 01:10:02,146 My mom, her favorite thing to say when I tell her about my life is 1061 01:10:02,146 --> 01:10:03,786 andquot;just like me 1062 01:10:03,786 --> 01:10:07,411 She starts all her sentences with andquot;just like me 1063 01:10:07,411 --> 01:10:08,958 Even if I tell her about a gangbang, 1064 01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:11,177 you can be sure that it will remind her of her life. 1065 01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:13,255 Does she know about your eating disorder? 1066 01:10:14,646 --> 01:10:19,010 I mean, she thinks I'm her best friend since I'm 5 so... 1067 01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:20,177 And you? 1068 01:10:20,177 --> 01:10:21,411 No. 1069 01:10:22,536 --> 01:10:25,958 But I'm sure that, with her evil antennae, she's suspecting something. 1070 01:10:29,177 --> 01:10:31,396 It's a nightmare to imagine a conversation 1071 01:10:31,396 --> 01:10:33,255 of more than 5 minutes with my mom. 1072 01:10:33,255 --> 01:10:34,880 I don't know how you do it. 1073 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,865 I don't do anything, she does. 1074 01:10:38,099 --> 01:10:40,802 She even forced me to tell her about my deflowering in detail 1075 01:10:40,802 --> 01:10:42,458 so she could tell me about hers afterwards. 1076 01:10:42,458 --> 01:10:43,974 Oh, my god! 1077 01:10:45,193 --> 01:10:46,458 Oh, that's rough! 1078 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,911 How old were you? 1079 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,896 19. 1080 01:10:49,896 --> 01:10:51,099 Really? 1081 01:10:53,099 --> 01:10:55,615 I was sure you were one of the first in high school. 1082 01:10:57,052 --> 01:10:59,050 That's because I made it sound like I was. 1083 01:10:59,050 --> 01:11:00,974 But not at all! 1084 01:11:00,974 --> 01:11:03,679 I was terrified. 1085 01:11:03,679 --> 01:11:05,224 Do you remember Yann? 1086 01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,771 He was my boyfriend. 1087 01:11:06,771 --> 01:11:09,068 Nah, you probably don't remember, you were 4 years younger. 1088 01:11:09,068 --> 01:11:10,911 Well, that's why that prick dumped me, 1089 01:11:10,911 --> 01:11:12,693 because I couldn't do it. 1090 01:11:17,255 --> 01:11:20,943 After that, I did something really nasty. 1091 01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:25,740 Do you remember the ugly fat girl who was always hanging out by herself, the poor thing? 1092 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,833 You must know her, everyone always said 1093 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,380 andquot;Something in the ass 1094 01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,974 I don't remember her name. 1095 01:11:30,974 --> 01:11:32,286 There even was a song. 1096 01:11:32,286 --> 01:11:33,755 ♫ She got it in the ass, ouch ♫ 1097 01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:35,318 ♫ She got it in the ass, ouch ♫ 1098 01:11:35,318 --> 01:11:37,286 ♫ She got it in the... ♫ 1099 01:11:37,286 --> 01:11:38,724 Come on! 1100 01:11:38,724 --> 01:11:39,771 Anyway. 1101 01:11:39,771 --> 01:11:41,021 When Yann dumped me, 1102 01:11:41,021 --> 01:11:42,708 to avoid embarrassing myself, 1103 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:45,927 I spread the rumor that he had sodomized her in the washroom. 1104 01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:50,552 It became huge at school. 1105 01:11:50,552 --> 01:11:52,318 You don't remember that? 1106 01:11:53,271 --> 01:11:55,083 How is that possible? 1107 01:11:56,286 --> 01:11:58,286 Why did you never say it wasn't true? 1108 01:11:59,896 --> 01:12:02,833 It got so big after a while that I let it go, 1109 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:04,208 it just was funny. 1110 01:12:06,130 --> 01:12:07,552 No, I don't remember. 1111 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,880 I must have been too young. 1112 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,302 ♫ She got it in the ass, ouch ♫ 1113 01:12:12,302 --> 01:12:14,005 ♫ She wanted it so bad, ouch ♫ 1114 01:12:15,599 --> 01:12:16,693 Anyway! 1115 01:13:27,927 --> 01:13:29,849 Wow, what's happening? 1116 01:13:30,302 --> 01:13:33,099 Go fix yourself up a bit, I have a surprise for you. 1117 01:13:49,005 --> 01:13:50,505 Anybody want some? 1118 01:13:50,505 --> 01:13:51,677 Not me. 1119 01:13:53,130 --> 01:13:54,802 Yeah, why not? 1120 01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:57,318 What's gotten into you? 1121 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:06,349 What? 1122 01:14:06,990 --> 01:14:09,177 - Do you want me to leave you two alone? - No, no, stay. 1123 01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:11,849 We might have a couple of things to talk about though, right? 1124 01:14:11,849 --> 01:14:13,333 Well, I'd like to talk to you anyway. 1125 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:15,521 If I'm here, it is only thanks to her. 1126 01:14:15,521 --> 01:14:18,021 If you want to talk, we can talk here. 1127 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,661 I'm angry. 1128 01:14:19,661 --> 01:14:21,568 I too have things to say. 1129 01:14:21,568 --> 01:14:23,552 You stabbed me in the back, you literally crushed me, Shirley. 1130 01:14:23,552 --> 01:14:24,568 I hate you. 1131 01:14:24,568 --> 01:14:26,583 Don't say that... I'm sorry. 1132 01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:28,615 We can work it out. 1133 01:14:29,740 --> 01:14:31,771 I'm sure we can work it out. 1134 01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,521 Please, tell me we can! 1135 01:14:33,521 --> 01:14:37,693 Forgive me François but things like that don't happen for no reason. 1136 01:14:37,693 --> 01:14:41,208 I mean, I'm not trying to defend Shirley but you can imagine that there are deeper reasons for this. 1137 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:43,083 Reasons that only concern the both of you. 1138 01:14:45,271 --> 01:14:48,740 From the outside looking in, I get the impression that you are locked into a kind of ideal that no longer works. 1139 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:51,193 That doesn't mean you can't be together but 1140 01:14:51,193 --> 01:14:53,146 you should be together in a different way. 1141 01:14:54,130 --> 01:14:56,958 So it's my fault if she gets fucked every night by punks? 1142 01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:58,286 I didn't say that. 1143 01:14:59,505 --> 01:15:02,146 But if she did it, it's because she needed to. 1144 01:15:02,146 --> 01:15:04,739 And, if you want to continue with her, you can't ignore that. 1145 01:15:06,021 --> 01:15:08,365 But that's okay. Some need to dress up, 1146 01:15:08,365 --> 01:15:11,568 some do it in public places, some have threesomes. 1147 01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:13,255 For example, 1148 01:15:13,255 --> 01:15:14,490 if we were to do this, here, 1149 01:15:14,490 --> 01:15:16,052 the three of us, 1150 01:15:16,052 --> 01:15:17,630 well, I wouldn't judge you, 1151 01:15:17,630 --> 01:15:19,646 I wouldn't see you any less as a couple. 1152 01:15:21,443 --> 01:15:22,599 Very funny. 1153 01:15:23,411 --> 01:15:24,583 Listen François, I don't need this. 1154 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:27,318 I just want us to get back together and try to work it out together... 1155 01:15:27,318 --> 01:15:29,521 What if I want to have a threesome? 1156 01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:32,302 I don't see why we shouldn't do it. 1157 01:15:32,302 --> 01:15:33,505 You had fun on your side, 1158 01:15:33,505 --> 01:15:34,786 I too want to have fun. 1159 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,208 Of course, 1160 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,427 let's go. 1161 01:15:38,427 --> 01:15:41,177 Why don't you take us both right now on the coffee table? 1162 01:15:41,177 --> 01:15:42,333 Why not? 1163 01:15:44,865 --> 01:15:46,208 I think we should do it. 1164 01:15:48,365 --> 01:15:50,365 Wait, are you kidding me? 1165 01:15:50,365 --> 01:15:52,161 I don't want that at all. 1166 01:15:52,161 --> 01:15:53,786 What are you doing? 1167 01:15:55,052 --> 01:15:56,396 I want us to do it. 1168 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,490 What's all this? 1169 01:19:14,505 --> 01:19:16,161 I think you're gonna need it. 1170 01:19:21,317 --> 01:19:22,317 No. 1171 01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:27,396 So you don't remember me? 1172 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,583 You don't remember because you don't care. 1173 01:19:35,490 --> 01:19:38,958 Have you ever noticed that the more people tell you something, the more you start to believe it? 1174 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,943 A bit like you yesterday with François. 1175 01:19:42,021 --> 01:19:45,505 He was so convinced that this was the solution that you thought andquot;maybe 1176 01:19:45,505 --> 01:19:47,708 even though you clearly didn't want to. 1177 01:19:52,130 --> 01:19:54,568 It's kind of like when you get called a whore every day. 1178 01:19:54,568 --> 01:19:56,818 After a while, you start to feel like one. 1179 01:19:57,521 --> 01:19:59,115 Does this sound crazy to you? 1180 01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:04,740 It's me, Shirley. 1181 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,771 You know damn well what you did to me. 1182 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:16,333 I don't know why, I hate that name, but now I'm happy to say it. 1183 01:20:17,193 --> 01:20:18,521 Laura-in-the-ass. 1184 01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,755 It's rough. 1185 01:20:27,021 --> 01:20:28,321 So rough.