1 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:10,662 So, did I pass? 2 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,449 This close, young samurai. 3 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,103 You're required to attach a red flag 4 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,018 to any load protruding more than four feet. 5 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,584 So you failed. 6 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,108 - But you're the one who put the... - Also not 7 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,544 the first time I've used "red flag" 8 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,981 and "load protruding" in the same sentence. 9 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:27,418 - Good job, Vic. - You're the one who put the box in my car. 10 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,117 After you made me drive to the furniture store to pick it up. 11 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,553 Okay, memory. 12 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,468 Cool your jets. 13 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:36,558 I'll consider a retest if you help me carry the box inside. 14 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:40,475 Okay. Come on. 15 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,303 Let's go. 16 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,439 Boop. That's it. 17 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,267 So, why are you bringing a coffee table to work anyway? 18 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,182 Workers at the DMV get paid once a month. 19 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,011 So the week before payday, when funds are low, 20 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,708 we need side jobs. 21 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:57,970 This month I'm assembling 22 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,016 and delivering furniture for lazy people. 23 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,974 Yeah, right now it kind of feels like I'mdelivering furniture 24 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,498 for lazy people. 25 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,108 Well, you're really, really good at it. 26 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,197 - I know. - I'll catch you inside. 27 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,720 I'm gonna hit the baño. I've got a... 28 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,722 load protruding. 29 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,115 Ha-ha! Full circ. 30 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,334 Yeah. 31 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,336 Hey, uh... 32 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,640 Hey! 33 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,914 One more pineapple and we win 25 grand. 34 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,133 Come on, Ceci. 35 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,395 I believe in your nails. 36 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,527 Strawberry. 37 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,225 We lost again. 38 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,618 Honestly, I blame this room. 39 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:38,009 - It's got bad juju. - Yeah, 40 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,838 we should scratch the ticket in a room 41 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,884 at the DMV that has no juju. 42 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,320 I can't stand 43 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,888 sleeping on my neighbor's futon. 44 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,628 Well, that's on you for renting out your place 45 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:48,978 as your side hustle. 46 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,675 You know, you're a pretty girl. 47 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,330 You could be one of those girls online that eats 48 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:54,984 and everyone watches. 49 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,247 I have seen you loudly house a double bacon chee. 50 00:01:58,378 --> 00:01:59,597 - I'll think about it. - Mm. 51 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,773 - You're perfect. - I'm so tired. 52 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,862 Can one of you take the next test, please? 53 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,430 Not unless it's at 2:00 p.m. and a hatchback. I got a delivery. 54 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,519 Sorry, Colette. I'm working over here. 55 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,696 I'll take the next one if it's at a convenient time for me. 56 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,002 - Thanks. - Hey. 57 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,917 Uh, did-did one of you print this? 58 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,572 An-an essay about a time you overcame adversity? 59 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,356 - Yeah. That's mine. - Oh. Wait, 60 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,924 so-so you had a trip to Aspen ruined 61 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,882 because the pilot for your private plane got a stomach bug? 62 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:27,712 No, I'm rewriting college essays for wealthy private school kids. 63 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:28,539 This one is Leland's. 64 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,454 What's a Leland? 65 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,848 It's a cross between a Tripp and a Brooks. 66 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:33,936 I hate rich people. 67 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,851 With their caviar, champagne, 68 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,158 going to the movies and buying 69 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,072 their candy from the concession stand, 70 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,987 not taking it out of their cargo pocket. 71 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,598 - Oh, totally, right? - You know? 72 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,904 Like, rich people, I just... They're the worst. 73 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,819 - Like, the worst. - Yeah. 74 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,647 Mo money, mo problems, ya heard? 75 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,171 Yeah. 76 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,520 Yeah, I heard. 77 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,305 So, Vic, 78 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:57,177 when was the last time you overcame adversity? 79 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,918 Actually, Gregg, I consider myself colorblind. 80 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,920 I don't see adversity. 81 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,533 Now serving... 82 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,361 Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,277 Did you experience 84 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,888 a life-threatening illness recently? 85 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,672 - No. - Oh. 86 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,326 Then you will soon. 87 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,545 Now step back and smile. 88 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:18,676 Go, go. Smile. 89 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,504 - Wait, what? - Mm. Good enough. 90 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,941 - I... - Good luck. Next! 91 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,422 Hey, Ceci, can you translate this text from my renters? 92 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:26,597 They only speak Spanish. 93 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,338 That's Portuguese. 94 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,948 - But they're asking for your Wi-Fi password. - Oh. 95 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,473 It's "Colette-is-rowdy." 96 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:33,778 Get it? Like "router" 97 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,258 but also whoo! 98 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,521 Where's your candy? 99 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,089 I haven't eaten yet today. 100 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,133 There's no more, Barb. 101 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,135 Can you just get a normal side hustle 102 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,050 like everyone else instead of starving yourself every month? 103 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,574 It's not just starving. 104 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,097 It's energy conservation 105 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,751 and deep... 106 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,405 - breathing. - Yes, yes, yes. 107 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:54,059 We know. All part of the military preservation techniques 108 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,888 - you learned from your parents who were in the Marines. Yeah. - Marines. Good. 109 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,890 - I knew a Maureen. - Hmm? 110 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,936 Now, that girl was rowdy. 111 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:01,937 I'm rowdy. 112 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:02,894 - Listen. - Mm. 113 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,853 I can't get a second job. 114 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:07,464 - I am manager of the gal-dang DMV. - Mm. 115 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:11,512 And I need to be singularly focused and alert. 116 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,774 Oh. 117 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,515 Your shoe's on the wrong foot. 118 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:17,822 Your shoe's on the wrong foot, Ceci! 119 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:19,476 - I'm Colette. - I'm Ceci. 120 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:22,566 I'd laugh, but I'm in the middle of an inhale. 121 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,046 Barb, your lips are blue. 122 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,614 You need a Snickers. 123 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,703 I need... 124 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,747 help. 125 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:30,966 Okay. 126 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,665 Now serving... 127 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,406 Hey. About earlier, 128 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,800 I hope the stuff Vic said about rich people 129 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,367 didn't offend you, you know, 130 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,065 you being a former rich kid and all. 131 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,806 Oh, yeah. That. Um... 132 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:48,244 Hey, I'd rather not talk about it, to be honest. 133 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,420 Oh, don't worry. I haven't told anyone 134 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,943 that your parents are rich. 135 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,989 You know, I still can't believe 136 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,992 you cut them off and chose to be one of us. 137 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,254 One of you? Really? 138 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,038 I, I still feel like the new guy. 139 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,170 No one sees you that way. 140 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,042 Gregg, new guy, plot twist. 141 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,392 - Mm. - Turns out the coffee table's 142 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,829 bigger outside the box than inside. 143 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,961 - Completely unpredictable. - I don't think 144 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,007 that coffee table's gonna fit into the Buttmobile. 145 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,357 Oh. Well, why don't you ask Noa? 146 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,185 He can help you. Right? 147 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,666 He doesn't have his license, but he has that big van. 148 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,581 Okay. Yeah. 149 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,452 What do you think, surfer girl? 150 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:25,455 Help me build, we transpo in your van-o. 151 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,023 Bigger cars, bigger jobs, bigger dinero. 152 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,590 I think... 153 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:32,288 - Yeah, that would be great. - All right. 154 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,768 We split everything down the middle, 155 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,509 60-40. 156 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,727 - Come on. Let's make some, dawg. - Uh... 157 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,381 - Right. - Yeah. 158 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,991 - Okay. - Thank you. 159 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,253 All right. 160 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,038 Greggy did good. 161 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:49,349 - You wanted to see me? - Yes! 162 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,699 You made me realize that, by depriving myself, 163 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,701 I'm depriving the DMV. 164 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,616 It's so nice to be acknowledged, 165 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,095 but I don't know what I'm being acknowledged for. 166 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:59,402 - I got a side hustle. - Ooh! 167 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,970 Food delivery? Dog walking? Man walking? 168 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,276 It's a fetish. I did it once. Twice. 169 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,366 Why don't I wait and have you tell me? 170 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,716 - Self Gloves! Ah! Wow. - Self Gloves? 171 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:09,891 Oh. 172 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:10,892 After having a conversation 173 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,328 with my upstream liaison, 174 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,243 I have become a Self Glove ambassador. 175 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,027 - Oh... - You see, 176 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,812 I made the bold choice to... 177 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,422 glove myself. 178 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:20,989 Oh, they smell weird. 179 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,034 What is this? I don't think it's real. 180 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,210 Oh. It's funny you should say "real," 181 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:28,082 because our unique system of gloves provides real results. 182 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,390 - Huh. - Such as anti-aging, 183 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,608 relaxation, 184 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,175 and hip opening. 185 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,177 That? That sounds impossible. 186 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,440 It was. Until now. There's more. 187 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,269 Once I start recruiting ambassadors for my team, 188 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,793 I start building a passive income stream. 189 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,707 - Mm. - It helps if you think of it as a pyramid. 190 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:48,190 Barb, this is a multilevel marketing scheme. 191 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,192 They took advantage of you. 192 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,324 No. I've taken advantage 193 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,109 of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 194 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:57,068 - God, this is... - for financial freedom. 195 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,419 Oh, this is so bad. Don't worry. 196 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,551 I'm gonna call. Let me get you out of this. 197 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,423 - Read the pamphlet. - It's not good. 198 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,902 I'm going to become a millionaire. 199 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,643 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 200 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,602 Honey, it's working already. 201 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:12,214 Uh, Mr. Davenport, I got your message about Leland's essay. 202 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:15,130 And I appreciate your suggestion, 203 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,740 but I'm not sure that nepotism 204 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:20,222 is the most compelling form of adversity. 205 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,311 What the hell? 206 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,879 Also, I don't think that throwing like a girl 207 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,229 is technically a disability. 208 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:30,667 But I will keep working on it. 209 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,063 - Did you Uber to work? - Uh, yeah. 210 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,108 'Cause I don't have my license. You know that. 211 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,720 Well, how can you afford to Uber so close to payday? 212 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:40,808 I... 213 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,158 You work at the DMV. 214 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,638 You don't have a side hustle. 215 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,596 You're in no rush to get your driver's license. 216 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:49,120 There's no sign of depression. 217 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,557 It's as if you have money. 218 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,168 I thought you said your parents cut you off. 219 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,691 - I said I cut themoff. - Mm. 220 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,911 And I did. But I didn't cut Curtis off. 221 00:07:57,085 --> 00:08:00,175 Uh, well, explain it to me like I don't know who Curtis is, 222 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,569 - 'cause I don't know who Curtis is. - Oh, so-so, 223 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,135 Curtis, he's my family's business manager. 224 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,528 So he manages my finances 225 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,356 - and... - So you're still rich? 226 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,053 No. No, I'm not rich. 227 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,707 - Who pays your rent? - Curtis. 228 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,579 - Who pays your credit card? - Curtis. 229 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,276 When you bought your van, 230 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,930 you said that your bank account was wiped out. 231 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,279 Yeah. It was. 232 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:18,715 But then Curtis refilled it. 233 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,849 - Wow. - Noa. 234 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,373 Bro. Don't be sleeping on the job day one. 235 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,592 We got bunk beds to build. 236 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,071 Okay. 237 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,420 Boom, boom, boom. 238 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:29,726 It's a little joke. 239 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,815 Hey, please, can we keep this between us? 240 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,643 - Thank you, mate. - Yeah. 241 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:38,082 Wow, Noa's rich. 242 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,040 That explains the teeth. 243 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,579 Oh, my God, Colette, did you hear that Barb fell for 244 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,407 some multilevel pyramid scheme 245 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,191 and is trying to sell gloves to everybody in the office? 246 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,846 Yeah. I called and I tried to get her out of it, 247 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,283 but turns out this one's legit. 248 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,242 Oh, my God. I simply cannot. 249 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,549 Do you know that feeling when winter ends 250 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,203 and you shave your legs for the first time in three months 251 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,379 - and then you get into clean sheets? - No. 252 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,729 No, we don't even have winter here. 253 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,558 That's what it feels like when you put these on. 254 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,864 And the company is super impressive. 255 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,910 They have a dynamic business model 256 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,955 structured around you being your own boss. 257 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,567 - I can't believe they got you, too. - Yeah, they got me. 258 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,656 They got me a big opportunity to build my own business. 259 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,483 Honestly, sad. 260 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,574 I moved three units, and already I'm a level-two Finger Slinger 261 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,359 on track to win a white Cadillac and a vacation in Cancún. 262 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,143 Holiday weekends excluded, restrictions apply. 263 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,928 My abuelagets sucked into one of these every week. 264 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,277 What's the cult leader's name? 265 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,887 I'll call and get you both out of it. 266 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,497 And does this Cadillac only come in white, 267 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,630 or could I get a custom color? 268 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,066 Now serving... 269 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:52,809 Rose gold? Louanne, you are talking my language! 270 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:53,810 Girl. 271 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,595 - Wha... Buddy. - Yeah. 272 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,335 You're taking apart the pieces that came put together. 273 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,426 It's okay if you want to do this by yourself. 274 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,341 And then you can just use my van. 275 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,561 Hey. "Noa" way. 276 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,389 We're partners. All right? 277 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,695 - I'll teach you. - Are you sure? 278 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,305 'Cause I'm so slow at this. 279 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,699 Hey, no one's slower than me. 280 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,092 Besides, you probably need the money even more than I do. 281 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,053 You all right, Greggy? 282 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:23,361 Uh, yeah. I'm just getting a little annoyed at the rich kid. 283 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,363 - Uh, in my essay. - Mm. Mm. 284 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,843 Uh, your test drive is here. 285 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,453 Oh, perfect. 286 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,281 I'll have him go through the drive-through and grab us 287 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,501 some burgies. Then we can hop on this bed and start screwing. 288 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,198 Okay. 289 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,330 Sweet. 290 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,332 What are you doing? 291 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,942 Anticipating my burgie. 292 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,075 You're also walking around in poor-face, 293 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:44,121 acting like someone who needs money when you don't. 294 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,949 You're like Leland in this essay, 295 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,343 working in the kitchen at his country club 296 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,563 in order to get inspiration for his student film. 297 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,782 - Hey, I... - It's offensive. 298 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,218 I didn't mean it like that. 299 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,959 Well, you need to tell Vic the truth. 300 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,788 Feel like that's a really hard conversation to have. 301 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,443 Yeah, well, if you don't have it, I will. 302 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,574 That would be amazing. 303 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,707 Thank you so much, man. 304 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,317 Whoa, what a relief. 305 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,667 Okay. 306 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,974 Now serving... 307 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,237 I'm sorry. I noticed you from across the room. 308 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,978 Are you an entrepreneur? 309 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,371 Do you want to be? 310 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,068 What if I told you that everything you need 311 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:21,811 to be successful is right in the palm of your glove? 312 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,729 The entry-level package is called Glovely Lady. 313 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,209 Oh, my God. Since I have had such a lovely time 314 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,427 chatting with you, 315 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,907 if you sign up right now, 316 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,648 I'll even give you a cuticle mask for free. 317 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,824 Which I'm not allowed to do, so don't tell my boss. 318 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,478 Girl, just kidding. I am my own boss. 319 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,654 Hello. Look at this. Here. 320 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:42,092 Water man, water man, you won't regret this. 321 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,442 If my lover came home with a pair of gloves like that 322 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,314 and a new passive income, 323 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,620 ha-ha, we'd be playing "choose your own adventure" that night, 324 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,144 you know what I mean? 325 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,407 Have fun, kids. 326 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,843 Yeah. 327 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,149 Oh. 328 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,977 There you are. 329 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,630 - Listen, I wanted to talk to you... - Oh, dude. 330 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,154 Check this out. 331 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,416 Business cards. 332 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,852 Cool, right? 333 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,811 - Why so big? - So people don't lose 'em. 334 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,639 Duh. It's like a gas station bathroom key. 335 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,380 Brilliant. Uh, listen, 336 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,078 - about Noa, I w... - Yeah, you know what, 337 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,210 thanks for suggesting I take him on. 338 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,995 First I was just using him for his van, 339 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,997 but I really like teaching him. 340 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,652 - It's nice helping people. - Yeah, it's, uh, 341 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:21,958 something we don't get to do, 342 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,308 - working here at the DMV. - Anyways, 343 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,658 thanks for putting the Two Strapped Studs together, bro. 344 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,487 Oh, but you were saying something about Noa? Um... 345 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,011 Nothing. 346 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,316 What are you humming? 347 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,230 Oh, the theme song. 348 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,231 Oh, let me hear it. 349 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,842 Um, it-it's like... 350 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,540 ♪ Do you need a stud? ♪ 351 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,282 ♪ Maybe two? ♪ 352 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,067 ♪ We got Two Strapped Studs for you! ♪ 353 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,896 That answers every question somebody would ask about 354 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,071 Two Strapped Studs. 355 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,205 It's a little long. 356 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,512 - Wow. - ♪ Need some help from two guys? ♪ 357 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,906 ♪ Well, we can be those guys ♪ 358 00:12:56,993 --> 00:13:00,040 ♪ And if you don't need that help... ♪ - I love it. 359 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,347 I sold four pairs on my family text chain. 360 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,914 All to my aunts. 361 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,350 - That's crazy. - Should we ask for time off now 362 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,483 for the Self Glove conference in June? 363 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,484 Galveston is beautiful. 364 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,094 - I hear. - You know that I am 365 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,140 12 pairs away from getting free registration? 366 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,489 But then I'm out. 367 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,447 While I'm on top of the pyramid. 368 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,755 Ah, it feels so good to finally become the woman 369 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,670 I knew I could be. 370 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,107 Isn't it so crazy that this is the last month 371 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,587 we have to worry about payday? 372 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,763 I evicted my tenants last night. 373 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,286 We all yelled and cried, but it was so worth it 374 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,287 to sleep in my bed again. 375 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,593 This time next month, 376 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,855 the DMV is going to be our side hustle. 377 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,031 I know. It's like, should I have a baby? 378 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,903 - No. - I can afford it now. 379 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,382 - Mm-mm. - Yeah. Totally. That's what I thought. 380 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,601 Hey, ladies. 381 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,168 Hey, Barbie. 382 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,258 - Hey, Barb. - So glad I got us all involved in this. 383 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,129 - We love it. - Quick question... 384 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,610 on a scale from one to fire ants, 385 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525 how weird do your hands feel? 386 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,396 Oh! Barb, no! 387 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,311 Oh, my God! No. Nothing. 388 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,835 - Not like that. - I know. 389 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,097 - They're stinging bad. - You must've done 390 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,751 something weird, okay? Like-like gardened 391 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,275 or pet a kitten or something. 392 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,886 That cannot be from our superior glove product. 393 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,366 No, can't be from these. 394 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,107 'Cause if it were, that would be... 395 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,108 Bad! 396 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,544 This is bad! 397 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,024 I'm gonna have to take your word for it, 398 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,416 because I can't actually feel my hands. 399 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,330 I already have a foot thing! 400 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,245 Now I got a hand thing?! 401 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,204 Pull it together, you two! 402 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,205 Okay? No more negative talk! 403 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,555 But I was certified 404 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,991 by the state of Fliroda! 405 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,558 This is not the Self Glove language 406 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,428 that launched us into a new stratosphere 407 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,082 of self-growth! 408 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,127 Oh, my God. 409 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,998 I'm hearing it now, too. 410 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,173 I'm listening, but I'm not hearing it. 411 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,307 Barb, it's a scam! 412 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,222 But I already booked the Glover's Lane package 413 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,701 to Galveston! 414 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,443 Get out of here, Jilloyce! 415 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,622 Noa, I don't think we should tell Vic the truth just yet. 416 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,929 What truth? 417 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:47,974 Oh. 418 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,152 Well, this predictably blew up in my face. 419 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,766 The truth is, I'm the one... 420 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,420 No, no, no. Wait. Hold on a second. 421 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,074 This is mine to tell. Vic, 422 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,554 the truth is... I... 423 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,253 Gregg and I are in love. 424 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,908 - Yes. Colette owes me 30 bucks. - What? No. 425 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,474 Noa is rich. 426 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,693 I'm not rich. 427 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,956 I just... I have a safety net. 428 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,436 You know how some rich people 429 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,568 think they're not rich 'cause there's richer people? 430 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,482 Yeah. 431 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,832 Well, Noa has a Curtis. 432 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,573 Is that like a Leland? 433 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576 My family is wealthy, yeah. 434 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,101 Like you've been Jet Skiing? 435 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,712 Well, it's the only thing to do at our private lake. 436 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,801 So you don't need a side hustle? 437 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,498 Look, no, I don't need 438 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,066 a side hustle, but I like doing this with you. 439 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,502 But you don't need it. 440 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,809 Just like I... 441 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,029 don't need you. 442 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,465 Mate, no. 443 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,119 Please. 444 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,685 Come on. 445 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,471 I just got to bend it a little bit first, lick it. 446 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,779 Dang heavy card stock. 447 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,307 Betrayed by my muscles 448 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,525 and my friend. 449 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,659 Okay, Louanne, I see. 450 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,617 I just find it a little funny 451 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,185 that the rewards are printed in big bold letters on the front 452 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,448 while the warnings about skin lesions are buried 453 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,363 in a word search on the back, hmm? 454 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,713 I just want to know what you plan to do to right this wrong. 455 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,107 What did you say? 456 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,109 Oh, Louanne, you better watch 457 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,458 where your husband goes. 458 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,546 And you know what, just for that, 459 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,547 I'm not gonna reverse the hex 460 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,419 I put on your family! 461 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639 So, like, an 80% refund or...? 462 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,338 We signed away all of our rights to even complain. 463 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,469 I know that I got us 464 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,818 into all this, but... 465 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:34,994 let's not point fingers. 466 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:35,995 'Cause we can't. 467 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,431 I think the important thing is 468 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,650 that no one could have seen this coming. 469 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,391 You guys, payday is still days away. 470 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,132 How's anyone gonna take me seriously as a palm reader 471 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,700 when these gloves literally erased my life line?! 472 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,918 Mine smell. 473 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,964 I went into credit card debt for this. 474 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,661 - It's, like, cooking the skin. - Oh, 475 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,011 I guess I'm having willpower for dinner. 476 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:52,968 Barb. 477 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,450 It's with deep humility that I ask, 478 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,844 will you teach us your military preservation techniques? 479 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,760 It would be my highest honor. 480 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,198 First things first, you do not want to eat your hair. 481 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,636 It will clog your drains like you cannot even imagine. 482 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,333 Mm... 483 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,900 Okay. 484 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,598 Hey, Vic, 485 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,557 I'm really sorry I lied to you. 486 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,166 I don't care that you lied. 487 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,951 Nobody lies more than me. I love lying. 488 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,474 Lying's the best. We should lie more. 489 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,694 I'm just bummed 490 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,653 Noa's not who I thought he was. 491 00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:27,611 I mean, is he even British? 492 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,309 Well, actually, he's from New... 493 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,702 Yeah, you know what, he is still British. 494 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,748 - I feel so stupid. - Oh. 495 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:34,923 I thought I was teaching him. 496 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,403 You are. 497 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,058 And just because he's rich doesn't change that. 498 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,930 Look, Noa has zero survival skills. 499 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,497 He's like Leland. 500 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,064 Wait. 501 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,849 That's it. He hasfaced adversity. 502 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,111 His parents. 503 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,026 They never expected anything from him. 504 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,724 They won't even let him write his own college essay. 505 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:57,206 So maybe we all have more in common than not. 506 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,338 You think? 507 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,253 No. But it makes a great essay. 508 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,297 Oh. 509 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,907 Hey. 510 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,300 Vic, I know you might be mad at me, 511 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,215 but I-I do need some help with this. 512 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,825 Oh, don't patronize me. 513 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,436 You don't know how to use a hammer? 514 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,828 No, I do. I just... 515 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,265 I don't know how to unglue it from my hand. 516 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,875 Like, it's, like... 517 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,312 It's stuck. 518 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,618 Okay. 519 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,359 Come on, rich guy. 520 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,230 Hey. 521 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,798 Is it okay if we go back to "new guy"? 522 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,669 Undecided. 523 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,280 Burgies on you this time. 524 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,890 That's-that's fair. 525 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,457 I got to get a little 526 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,936 nail polish remover. 527 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,590 Two Strapped Studs. 528 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,464 Together again. 529 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,434 All right. Iced blended mocha mocha chow zip 530 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,610 pew pew strawberry buttermilk, extra sweet. 531 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,003 - That's me. Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 532 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,658 It feels so good to have cash again. 533 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,182 I know. I bought a whole new skin care routine this morning. 534 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,489 - Can you tell? - No. 535 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,230 I bought a women's robe 536 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,841 because it was the first ad I saw after I got paid. 537 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,061 Geez. You wonder why everybody's broke at the end of the month. 538 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,628 Well, not everyone. 539 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,109 I still can't believe he doesn't have to work here. 540 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,503 Yeah, he does it because he likes it. 541 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,505 - Sick bastard. - So how rich 542 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,810 you think we're talking? 543 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,029 Like stairs in the house? 544 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,074 Mm. Probably elevators. 545 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,598 Whoa. Like a hospital. 546 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,469 I wonder if he's in the market for 60 pairs 547 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,471 - of defective gloves. - Don't waste your time. 548 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,300 He has to run all of his expenses by his money manager, 549 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,521 whose motto is "ignore the 'fun' in trust fund." 550 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,437 Of course we get the nice rich guy 551 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,439 who can't spend any of his money on us. 552 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,310 It actually all makes sense now. 553 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,094 Like, he's sheltered. He's a little naive. 554 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,618 That's why he wasn't into me. 555 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,490 I'm too exotic and street-smart for him. 556 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,624 - Uh, yeah, okay. - All right. - Oh, Colette. 557 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,103 Hmm. 558 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,889 - Hi. - Hi. 559 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,238 You know, it makes sense why he threw away 560 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,892 a perfectly good stapler. 561 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,329 Yeah, he doesn't know you have to refill things. 562 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,288 That's why he wears those ugly sandals. 563 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,854 He probably doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. 564 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,378 - Yeah. - Well, 565 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,945 guess you're not the office dummy anymore, Gregg. 566 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,252 Colette, tell me more about these gloves. 567 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,428 Yeah, well, 568 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,735 walk with me. How do you feel about deep exfoliation? 569 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,654 Congrats, man. You built bunk beds. 570 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,351 - Thanks, man. - Oh, I was talking to me, but... 571 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,571 congrats to you, too. You... 572 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,703 - watched me build bunk beds. - Yeah. 573 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,401 Hey, I still have one question. 574 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,316 Oh, the birds are the boys, the bees are the girls. 575 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,666 No. What's the point in having two beds, 576 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,537 like, stacked on top of each other? 577 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,713 You can only sleep in one at a time, so it's, like... 578 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,280 - Come on, bro. - What? 579 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,630 Sometimes people have to share a room. 580 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,153 Oh! 581 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,720 - So it's going on a boat. - Well, uh... 582 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,114 Ah. 583 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,637 - Dibs on top bunk. - Okay. 584 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,342 Think we missed a few parts.