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Hi.

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Hi. God, I've had the worst day.

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My alarm didn't go off. Now I'm late for
the most important job interview of my

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life. Ah.

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Is there a run in my stocking? No.

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Oh, you have a thread on your dress
right there. Oh, um, could you get it

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me? Sure. Okay.

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Thanks. Oh.

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Did you get it okay? Yeah, I got it. I
got it. Okay.

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Good luck on the interview.

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Thanks.

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So, I figured, you know, I have next to
no money in the bank, zero credit, $3

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,000 left on a college loan. I know.
What I should really do is buy a

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Well, you always said that you were
going to be your own boss someday.

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And now I am.

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I'm also my own employee.

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You should see me suck up to myself.

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It's hard, but I do.

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How about another round of beers?

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Sounds great. Yep.

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Ew, someone is kissing Adam.

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Seriously, you guys seem really great
together.

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Thank you.

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Isn't there someone else you should be
thanking?

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Yes, Ellen.

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Thanks.

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Thanks again. For the millionth time,
thank you for setting us up. Oh, please.

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Come on.

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I mean, your happiness is all the thanks
that I need.

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Hey, cutie.

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Can I get you anything?

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Oh, thanks. My girlfriend just went up
to the bar.

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Girlfriend? How come the good ones are
always taken?

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I believe that waitress was flirting
with you.

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Really?

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No, she was. Seriously.

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Actually, it's weird because I've
noticed that lately you're...

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Almost attractive.

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Really?

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Almost attractive?

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Wow.

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Well, Adam, the reason that you're more
attractive lately is because you're

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happier and more confident. The reason
that you're happier and more confident

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because you're dating Joanna. And the
reason you're dating Joanna... Thank

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Ellen. Stop!

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Sorry to take so long. Thank you.

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Did you miss me?

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Terribly.

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All right, rack them up, Paige. Seven
more wins and we're even.

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Ow!

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What's wrong? Oh, nothing.

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Oh, just a little, uh... Uh -oh.

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That's a little huge, huge chip off my
tooth.

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Ellen, you've got to see a dentist.

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Oh, I don't have a dentist.

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Well, I'm going to set you up with mine
because he's great.

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Oh. And the added bonus is he's cute.

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Cute? Who cares about cute?

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I just want somebody to fix my tooth.

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How cute.

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Hi, Dave.

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Just Dave, not Dr. Ellis.

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No, no.

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It fell off. I saw it earlier.

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No, I never went in for doctor.

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Too formal for me.

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Well, I hope the actual study of
dentistry wasn't too formal for you.

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No, not to worry. I got my degree.

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No, I'm not worried.

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I mean, Paige told me what a great
dentist you are and how very undentist

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you are.

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I'll take that as a compliment?

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Whatever.

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All right, let's have a look at that
tooth, shall we?

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That's a very nice smile.

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Thank you.

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But I'd like to see that chipped tooth,
so let's open wide.

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Oh, come on, really, really wide.

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Helen,

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do you floss?

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Yes, I do, yes, religiously.

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Christmas, Easter, Rosh Hashanah.

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Well, you've got a little decay in
there. Now, I'd like to do some x -rays,

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then I'm going to have to clean it out
and put on a crown.

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Well... It'll probably take a couple of
visits.

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Oh, two visits. Aren't we rushing things
a little? I mean, shouldn't we just

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have that first visit and see how that
goes and take it from there?

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So, was that a cute dentist or was that
a cute dentist?

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Yeah, he is now my cutest health care
provider.

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So, are you going to ask him out?

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No. Are you crazy? He had his hands in
my mouth.

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Well, at least you broke the ice. I
mean, now it's easy. You can make a late

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afternoon appointment and then
afterwards maybe suggest going for a

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right. Yeah, sure. I mean, my mouth will
be numb.

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Wine will be dribbling down my chin.

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Yeah, that's a good look for me.

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Listen, I have to go, but I am telling
you, life is way too short.

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Carpe dentist.

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Seize the dentist.

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Hey. Hi. Hi, how was the beach?

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Okay. Oh, it was so great.

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Listen, can I get some change for the
meter?

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Sorry, you'll have to buy something.

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Really? Yeah. Okay, I'll take a couple
of biscottis.

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Okay, that'll be a dollar even.

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Here, he does that all the time. Thanks.

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I'll be right back.

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Oh, Adam, tell her about Santa Barbara.
Okay.

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You going to Santa Barbara?

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I'm not going anywhere.

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Ellen, I'm going crazy. I can't take it
another minute.

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What? I'm completely stifled. If it's
not, let's play pool. Let's go to the

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beach. Let's go to Santa Barbara for the
weekend.

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Well, clearly the woman is a sadist.

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I want to be free to pursue other
options.

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What options?

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Before, Joanna, you spent your weekends
sorting laundry.

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Not anymore.

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Like... This woman at my photo lab, in
five years, she's never given me the

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of day.

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Until today.

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What'd she say?

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Well, she gave me the time.

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But it was the way she said it, kind of
like, I have the time for you, too bad

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you don't have the time for me because
you're stuck in a relationship.

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Were you sure she wasn't saying, I have
the time, but not enough time to call

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the men with the big butterfly nets to
haul you away?

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Why are you doing this? You wouldn't
understand.

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It's a guy thing.

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Adam's right.

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It is, in fact, the most primal of guy
things.

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Our survival instinct dictates that we
find as many mates as possible to ensure

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the propagation of our genes. That's
exactly it. I want to propagate my

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Of course you do. We still possess the
primitive instincts of our hunter

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-gatherer ancestors.

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It is virtually impossible to remain
monogamous. So...

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You think I should break up with Joanna?

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Joanna? The one that was just here? Uh
-huh. What are you, an idiot?

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She's gorgeous.

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Marry her.

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Marry her now.

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Well, you heard him. But I want to hunt
and gather, you know?

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Play the field.

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You said yourself I'm more attractive
lately.

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Yeah, I said that's because of Joanna.
Before her, you never got dates.

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I admit, I've had a couple of dry
spells.

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Decades. They're called decades.

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Adam, Joanna's a good friend of mine,
and she's great for you. No, I want out.

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The only way to deal with this problem
is to face it head on.

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Oh, God, here she comes. I'm going to
have to figure out what to say.

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Hey. Hey. Hey, where's Adam? Adam, uh,
is, uh, the, um, bathroom.

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This time.

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Next time, who knows?

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You know how flighty he is. Here one
moment, gone the next.

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Not exactly the most dependable.

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Character, not exactly a sure thing.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I mean, you remember when I set
you up how I warned you about him.

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Warned me? You said he was fun.

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Oh, you... Okay, now wait. When I
said... You didn't think that I meant

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happy -go -lucky enjoys... Ah!

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No! No!

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I meant the acronym. F -U -N.

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Flaky.

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Unreliable.

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No gooder.

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What are you talking about?

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Look, I just want to say that I just
think you're a wonderful person.

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I really mean it. I think you're great.
And any sane guy would be thrilled to be

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with you, and sane being the key word.

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I'll let you two talk.

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Joe, look what he's doing.

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He is not breaking up with her.

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In this world, he does not break up with
her.

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He would have to be the dumbest man
alive.

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Wow!

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Your teeth look great. What are you
wearing? Where is she going? I'm wearing

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this. Hey, we're going to the dentist. I
am going to the dentist.

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Okay, lean back.

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Open. Now, I like it.

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So, you have a date with your dentist?
No, I have an appointment with my

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dentist. The last appointment of the
day, which could easily lead to a date.

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going to drop her off, and she'll need a
ride home, and presumably Dr.

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Dave has a car.

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And you think this will work?

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Of course not. But the point is, I am
single.

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I am not in a steady relationship, so
I'm willing to try idiotic schemes like

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this. If I were in a relationship, I
wouldn't need to because I would be

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And happy. And not stupid.

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Stupid is your opinion. No, stupid is
everyone's opinion. Listen, Adam, I have

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got three words for you. Fear of
intimacy.

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Oh, please, I've got three words for
you.

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I don't know what they are right now,
but you're wrong, Paige.

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Wait, that's three. You're wrong, Paige.

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I can be as intimate as the next guy,
and I've got the feeling something great

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is coming my way.

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Yeah, I believe it's called Jeopardy.
Enjoy.

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Oh, um, I don't think this will be
necessary, unless you're planning on

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lobster.

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Oh, it's just to protect your clothes.
We think you'll be more comfortable in

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it. Oh, really, I'd prefer not to wear
it, though. Oh, I'd hate to spill on

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a nice outfit.

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Are you going out someplace special
after the visit?

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Oh, no. No, I'm not.

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No, I just put this on because it's the
only clean thing I had in my closet.

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No, after the appointment, I've got no
plans, nothing at all. I'm wide open.

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Okay, Sarah's going to give you a little
nitrous oxide.

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We'd like you to take about ten deep
breaths through your nose.

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Oh, this stuff doesn't work on me. I
tried it once at a Grateful Dead

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It's okay. I was with my dentist.

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Just keep breathing.

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So are you from Los Angeles originally,
Ellen?

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No, no.

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No, Louisiana.

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Oh, sure. The French Quarter, jazz,
Mardi Gras.

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Things you see in New Orleans.

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Well, born and raised.

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Things you do with a child. Things you
do with your mother. Things you do with

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chicken.

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Well, what do you know, Ellen? We're
both from the old bayou.

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Ah, the old bayou.

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The old bayou.

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Can I buy you a drink, Doc, today?

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I think the night just may be starting
to work.

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Are you feeling relaxed, Ellen?

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Why, I feel downright tingly.

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And my daddy won't be home for hours.

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Does little Tooth Fairy have to stay in
here with us?

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Okay, we're going to give you a little
Novocaine. Numb up your mouth a little.

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Why don't you numb it up with a long,
hard kiss like a gentleman?

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Are you guys playing eight ball?

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Don't sink that white one.

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So are you guys all models?

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Let's take that table over there.

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I'll tell your waitress that you moved.

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Hey, you.

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What's up?

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Hey, not a lot. I'm flying solo tonight.

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Broke up with my girlfriend.

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Sorry, she seems so nice.

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Pretty, too.

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So what can I get you?

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How about your phone number?

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Oh, that's original. Never heard that
one before.

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Would you excuse me? I'm just going to
share that little pearl with the other

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waitresses.

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Santa Barbara.

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That sounds great, honey.

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when I said seize the dentist?

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Both hands.

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I am so embarrassed.

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And the worst part is I still have to go
back for the crown.

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I take it you never ended up actually
asking him out then?

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Well, I asked him to marry me. I suppose
that counts.

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Oh, well, look who's here.

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The man of many options.

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Aren't you going to introduce us to your
date?

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Hi. Hello. I'm Ellen.

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And you must be... nobody.

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But that's right. I've seen you with
Adam many times before. You're perfect

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him.

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All right. I'm alone.

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I'm so alone.

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Struck out, huh?

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I quit trying three hours ago.

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I've just been driving around thinking
about Joanna.

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Oh, Joanna.

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My one shot at happiness and I...

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Brew it away.

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Oh, but you have your freedom.

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Freedom?

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It's for losers.

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I want the iron shackles of a
relationship.

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What happened to Mr. Hunter Gatherer?
Oh, please, that was crap.

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Look at me. Do I look like a hunter?

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You do wear that awful orange poncho
sometimes.

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Oh, God, I want her back.

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How can I get her back?

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You can't. You treated her like dirt.

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But I've grown.

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I've changed.

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Please, Ellen, can't you talk to her for
me? She'll listen to you. Forget it.

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Look at me.

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Tonight I've been slapped in the face,
had a drink thrown on me.

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I've been laughed at half a dozen times.
What does that say to you?

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It's the weekend.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just that how do I know it's Joanna
you want? Maybe you just don't want to

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be alone.

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No, that's not it. See, I understand now
what I did wrong.

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It was the grass is always greener.

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When you're in a relationship, you want
to be out, and when you're out, you want

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to be in.

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Okay, so I'll get you back in the
relationship. You're just going to want

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single again.

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Uh -uh, not this time, because I will
never forget how awful and pathetic I

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right now.

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And if I ever do forget, you'll be there
to tell me what a jerk I am.

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Can that be my job?

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Helen, you've got to trust me on this,
please.

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I really miss her.

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You better really mean it.

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Hi, Dave. About last time, I want to
explain. Ellen, please. I'm a dentist.

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These sorts of things happen all the
time.

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Well, lucky you.

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But I still want to explain. I mean, I
admit I do find you attractive.

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Yeah, Ellen, let's not go down that road
again.

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But I swear, it was the nitrous oxide
talking. Well, if it makes you feel

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to think that, fine.

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Look, I just don't feel comfortable
being your dentist anymore.

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Well, who's going to fix my tooth?

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Well, if it's all the same to you, my
colleague, Dr. Garber, will take over.

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is very capable.

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I guess that's best.

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I think so.

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Yeah.

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Hello, Ellen. I'm Dr.

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Garber.

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Oh, for crying out loud.

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Yodel -ay -ee -hoo, made you wear those
stupid hats.

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We've just been to a beer tasting at
this new brewery downtown. Well, it

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my heart to see the happy couple back
together again.

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Too bad you had to work. They served
this amazing bratwurst and sauerkraut.

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there was a Bavarian folk band.

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Ah, stop it. You're just making me
jealous.

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Only thing they didn't have?

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Enough women's bathrooms.

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You'll have to excuse me.

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Sure.

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My God, you've got to help me. I'm
suffocating.

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What? It's happening again. I think I
want out.

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Oh, no.

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No, you don't. No, you're ecstatic.
You're with Joanna, remember? You're

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yourself with joy.

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Well, I wish I was. I just don't know
what I'm going to... Oh, my God, she

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smiled at me.

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Hunt, gather.

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No, this is where I'm supposed to remind
you how lonely and pathetic you were

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the other night. I'm going to go to your
office.

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I've got to think about what I'm going
to do.

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Adam!

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What happened, Adam?

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Adam? Adam is a...

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I am so

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sorry to have to tell you this.

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But I have to tell you this.

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And it makes me so sorry.

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But it has to be told, and I have to be
the one to tell it.

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And it makes me so sorry.

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Just say it.

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Adam is, uh, is gonna be fun again.

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He's breaking up with me? I'm sorry.
He's my best friend. Even I don't

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understand what he's doing.

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I do not believe this.

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You told me he'd grown. You told me he'd
changed.

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He changed back.

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So, you talked me into going back to him
just so he could dump me again? No. I

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don't know what kind of game you and
Adam are playing, but I've had enough of

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both of you.

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Got your beer sign.

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Ellen, I've just had the most profound
revelation.

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I was about to throw away my one chance
at happiness in life.

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Again!

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What an ass I almost was.

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But, uh... Please, Ellen, don't defend
me.

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You know me too well.

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I was looking at myself in the mirror,
and your words started ringing in my

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ears. Lonely, pathetic, jerk.

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Ellen... Thank you.

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Joanna is the most wonderful, kind,
beautiful woman I know. And who am I?

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luckiest guy on earth. That's who.

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Maybe not the luckiest.

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Where is she?

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Where is that woman I love?

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Right here.

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Thomas Wolfe or F. Dotson's Jerry?

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Thomas Wolfe.

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Or Conwood Angel?

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Fitzgerald.

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Gatsby.

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Okay, okay.

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Dostoevsky or Melville?

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Dostoevsky.

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Melville was a snooze.

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Call me Ishmael. Call me bored.

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Okay, I got one.

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Favorite Bronte sister?

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Emily. Definitely Emily.

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Charlotte was a bimbo.

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God, I hate those commercials.

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What commercials?