1 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:24,517 Drunken Fist has two styles with the same basis 2 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:27,356 The southern form was created by Beggar So 3 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,723 He created the most invincible techniques 4 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,398 which no man had ever defeated 5 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,328 Northern Drunken Fist was created by Rubber Legs 6 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:44,605 He's a proud man with a desire to destroy 7 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:51,246 He secretly added Praying Mantis to his Drunken Fist 8 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,418 to make an even more lethal weapon 9 00:00:56,389 --> 00:01:00,723 Rubber Legs, with his student marches southward 10 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,995 to deal with Beggar So! 11 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:24,946 Waiter! 12 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:26,580 Coming! 13 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:29,278 Master So! 14 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:30,448 Check please! 15 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:34,284 Master So, it's our honour to have you You needn't pay 16 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:38,221 Thanks but I don't wish to impose on you 17 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,757 All right just put it on my account then! 18 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,268 Please stay! 19 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,410 Are you Beggar So? 20 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,235 What's it to you? 21 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,042 Well, are you? 22 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:59,074 Beggar So has no need to change his name 23 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,044 Then you'd better pay your bill! Why's that? 24 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:05,152 If you don't pay now the chance won't come again 25 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,756 Your Southern Drunken Fist has stirred all of Canton 26 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:16,101 and I, Rubber Legs, have traveled here 27 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,628 to stage a duel between Northern and Southern Drunken Fist 28 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:19,668 Rubber Legs? 29 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,360 I'm not really Beggar So 30 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:56,099 My name's Fake, Beggar Fake I'm an imposter! 31 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:02,880 I'll not only kill Beggar So but any imposters too! 32 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,542 Better to make a mistake than lose everything! 33 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,439 Wanton noodles please 34 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:08,709 Quick 35 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,311 Boss 36 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:20,850 2 wanton noodles 37 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,220 Hurry up 38 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,731 Wanton noodles again 39 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:30,801 I'll take one 40 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:36,068 Eating again? 2 more over there Hurry up! 41 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,110 Hey, I've been waiting for long! 42 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,204 Quick! Coming... 43 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:43,381 We've been waiting for too long 44 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:54,787 Lucky that no splitting 45 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,588 You want 2, right? Put them down 46 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,302 Waiter, come here! 47 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,775 What can I do for you? 48 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:14,443 Look at this! 49 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,640 What's this thing? 50 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,013 Wanton noodles! 51 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,716 Look more closely! 52 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,056 It's an onion! 53 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,091 Taste good! 54 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,568 There are even more onions here! 55 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,069 Look carefully 56 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,542 Why so many? 57 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,873 Why don't you eat these too? 58 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:52,213 Oh! Too many isn't good for eyes 59 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,048 I'll change these bowls for you! 60 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,051 That won't be so easy! 61 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,787 There're flies inside so hand back my money! 62 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,294 A refund just for some flies?! 63 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,230 You're looking for trouble, asshole! 64 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,066 Don't beat me 65 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,767 It's not my fault, you asked for it! 66 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,443 Son of a bitch, pick on me will you? 67 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,377 Try this Chicken Fist! 68 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,384 Duck Fist 69 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,263 I peck...! 70 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,429 Broken Chicken 71 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:07,859 I peck...! 72 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,255 Stupid bird, you pecked the wrong guy! 73 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:13,796 Chicken eats the duck! 74 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,273 I kill chicken and chop duck's meat! 75 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,808 You're really skillful 76 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,213 I should thank you! 77 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,380 Boss, what's the matter? 78 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,123 Get the hell out of here! 79 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,185 Come and have a look. It's good 80 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,094 How much? 81 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,863 Here you go, it's sixty cents! 82 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:52,294 Okay 83 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:18,662 That's the guy, it's all his fault! Damn man! 84 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:22,923 What's going on? What? You horny old man 85 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,631 made my sister pregnant! 86 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,966 Made her pregnant? Have you made a mistake? 87 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,144 I'd even recognize your ashes 88 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,381 and the red hair on your ass! 89 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:39,410 Even I've never seen red hair there! 90 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,580 Pull down your pants and let's see! 91 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:46,422 Hurry up! Take them off! 92 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,224 Not taking that off means you did so! 93 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:49,724 I have to see that 94 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,689 Don't try to put the blame on me! 95 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,430 I didn't. You did it all right! 96 00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,996 Sister, you're a shame of our family 97 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,438 You have it but have yet married 98 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,068 Brother told you to choose friends carefully 99 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,476 This old guy says he didn't do so 100 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:07,774 So what are you going to do now? 101 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:14,418 I'll kill myself! Sister, don't be silly! 102 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,522 Wait a second! Give back my money! 103 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:21,593 Don't grab me! 104 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,289 If she dies, I'll get you! 105 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,398 She won't die! What? 106 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,665 If you don't give back the money I'll get you! 107 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,178 Money back now! 108 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,247 Stop! 109 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,500 You idiot, he stole my money! 110 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,606 You made her pregnant 111 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,202 You must pay! 112 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,982 You idiot boy, you look! 113 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:22,317 How could an old man like me knock her up! 114 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:27,423 Even old shells can hide a pearl! 115 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,422 You idiot! 116 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,758 Your mother'd have farted an egg better than you! 117 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,596 Laugh at my mother, huh? 118 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,330 I'll fix you! 119 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,303 You fight well, old man so I won't be nice to you! 120 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,371 I'll wake you out of that dream! 121 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:33,181 You rascal next time you'd better be smarter! 122 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,332 You'd better pay back today! 123 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:49,241 Or I'll get nasty! 124 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,270 Why should Beggar So's debt concern me? 125 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,980 Your husband's debt is your debt too! 126 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,380 You're his wife so who else should I talk to? 127 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,981 How much does he owe you? 128 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,861 Five dollars about two years ago! 129 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:15,398 With 20% interest every five days 130 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:22,602 All together is $400! 131 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,873 What? That's a robbery! 132 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,741 That's not robbery, that's investment! 133 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:34,009 My husband's debts are his own business! 134 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,084 I don't have it All I can give is myself! 135 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:43,792 You? No one likes old meat! 136 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:51,536 You dare hit me? You don't value your life! 137 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,614 You bitch, you're not so bad! 138 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:10,848 The hell with your damn interest! 139 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,961 Be smart and go at once! 140 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,229 I won't leave until I've got my money back! 141 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,849 The bumps on your head are your interest! 142 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,725 How much do I owe you now? 143 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,829 Nothing! 144 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,461 Get out! 145 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,298 Thank you 146 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,108 Wait 147 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,841 All that for nothing! 148 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,899 Old bag, you're trying to murder me or what? 149 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,792 You still have the nerve to come home? 150 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,563 There's no place like home! 151 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,412 Are you crazy? What did you do that for? 152 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,474 No reason except you left without one word 153 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,280 You treat me as if I don't exist! 154 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,681 I deserve it! 155 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,199 These broken things cost money! 156 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,168 I'm glad you know that you borrow from everywhere 157 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,037 and the creditors are always at the door 158 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,508 You shit and make me wipe your ass! 159 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,377 I'm to blame! 160 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,344 Then here's your medicine! 161 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,151 Beating by a broom brings three-year bad luck! 162 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,396 I'll beat you into a pulp! 163 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,505 You can damn well enjoy yourself 164 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:48,672 while you don't even send me a cent! 165 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,148 You expect me to eat air? 166 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,308 I'm not to blame! 167 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,296 Let me go! 168 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,732 I'll beat you... 169 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,870 I sent you money so why are you starving? 170 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,599 Bastard, let me go! 171 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,699 Stop! 172 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,144 It's you again? 173 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,373 It's you again? 174 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,480 Leave my mother alone 175 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,886 Stop! He's your father 176 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,855 What? My father? 177 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,058 Call him now! 178 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:36,789 Father! 179 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,959 Shut up! You call all bearded men your father? Huh? 180 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,136 I understand now, so you've played... 181 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,037 Played what? 182 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,307 Oh, you think I've fooled around! 183 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,603 You're crazy, you nuts he's my adopted son! 184 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,773 Adopted son? 185 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,287 You mean this ugly thing? 186 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,018 You could have chosen a smarter kid! 187 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,253 Hey! He's an honest boy! 188 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,526 You said you sent me money? 189 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:16,794 Yes, I sent it through a bank! 190 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:20,233 What're you saying? I never got it! 191 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,368 You didn't get it? 192 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:36,647 Don't worry your money is safe in my pocket 193 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,057 I'll send it soon! 194 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,219 I hope so, I don't like con-men! 195 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,390 I especially like con-men... What? 196 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,131 To be my punching bags! 197 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,235 I won't worry then You don't need to. Good bye 198 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,498 See you Take your time! 199 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:56,939 Thanks a lot 200 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:14,381 Beggars, screw off You won't find handouts here! 201 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,519 Even if I had it I wouldn't give you any! 202 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:17,927 Take it easy! 203 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,729 We're not here to beg 204 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,827 We're looking for your boss... on business 205 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,334 Oh, you're here on business? Yes... 206 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,812 I'm boss here. They call me Money Bags 207 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,308 Oh! So you're Mr. Money Bags! 208 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,911 Just call me Money Bags 209 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:51,526 What's mine is yours 210 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:55,795 My trademark is reliability 211 00:18:55,834 --> 00:19:01,101 Believe in me and you'll never be disappointed 212 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:06,100 One dollar and ten-thousand are welcome! 213 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:11,114 That's enough! I'm here for your help! 214 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,741 I want a refund! 215 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,176 A refund? 216 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,584 My father transferred cash through your bank to me 217 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,817 But I never got it! 218 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:25,628 Yes! You damn scrooge 219 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,867 Watch your mouth! 220 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:36,808 Look here, do you see what I'm wearing? 221 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,403 See what's on my wrist and in my teeth? 222 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:44,347 Do you think I need anything from you? 223 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,448 Do you think anyone would believe you? 224 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:49,986 No one believes? 225 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,925 I have a proof with me! 226 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,157 Shhh...! 227 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,062 What do you mean Shhh... We've done nothing! 228 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:08,333 Let's keep this among ourselves! 229 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,769 Let's go inside and talk! 230 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,939 Please! 231 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,119 The Great Old Scrooge? 232 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,121 That's right! 233 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:32,623 These things are my family jewels 234 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,031 Knockers? 235 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:42,434 Yes, but don't be mistaken they have great meaning! 236 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:50,471 The left ring won't open the right ring gives less 237 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,207 What about the one in the middle? 238 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,354 It's my greatest fortune! 239 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:05,085 To guarantee that I'll never need to refund money 240 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:13,394 I have three conditions here: First, I pay on no definite date 241 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:17,040 Second, not within my life time 242 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:21,034 Third, definitely not in the near future 243 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,680 Stop avoiding the issue! 244 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:24,943 If you don't pay, your body will! 245 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:27,048 I'll push! 246 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,415 What kind of kung-fu is that? 247 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:33,385 Kung-fu of Push! 248 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,024 Look at me! 249 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,186 Don't lose face! 250 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:39,522 Tiger's claw! 251 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,623 Even a tiger can be pushed! 252 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,539 I'll push your elbow! 253 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,836 And your jaw 254 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:59,712 I'll push to the left then to the right! 255 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,117 I'll butt you! 256 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,988 And throw you upon the altar! 257 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,327 I'll leave you onto the clouds 258 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,777 Father... can't make it! 259 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,983 Not your father but you can't make it! 260 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,891 Both of you can... 261 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:45,488 come in standing but go out on your asses 262 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,169 I push! 263 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,544 I want to puke! 264 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,584 I push! 265 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,455 Why don't you use your other shoulder? 266 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:16,426 Good! 267 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,295 Push 268 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,132 Poke out your eyes! 269 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,675 This is the money you borrowed on January 15th 270 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,077 If it's not yours it shouldn't be in your pocket 271 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,585 I'll just take back my Ching Ming money! 272 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,194 Back with the Dragon-boat Festival money! 273 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,772 It's real gold 274 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,612 Where's my necklace? Gone? 275 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:19,556 Prosperity finds its own way! 276 00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:24,829 Goddess, please help me! 277 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,525 You can't get that 278 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,229 Can't I? It hurts 279 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,930 We both have red noses now! 280 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:39,742 I push! 281 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,113 Hercules lifts the shit bucket! 282 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,585 Sits on the shit bucket! 283 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,784 Now I'll stuff you into the shit bucket! My head! 284 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,488 Final kick! 285 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:00,762 You can't pull it out! 286 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,662 Have a cup of tea, father! 287 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,313 Money Bags' kung-fu is incredible! 288 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,312 It's not that he's so good it's just you're so bad 289 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:24,686 That's right! But if you'd teach me I'd be all right! 290 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,117 Teach you what? Drunken Fist! 291 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,493 Drunken Fist? 292 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:34,759 You're stupid and you lack talent 293 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,596 yet you still want to study Drunken Fist? 294 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,230 You must be dreaming! 295 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,868 Mother taught me a little bit she said I'm okay! 296 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:45,775 Foggy, show him some of your techniques! 297 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:46,736 Okay! 298 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:05,821 It's not broken! 299 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,056 It's not broken 300 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:12,561 It's broken now 301 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:19,541 Even I couldn't recognize this Drunken Fist! 302 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,308 Old bag, you sure can teach! 303 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,373 Never mind, you'll teach him anyway 304 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,584 You must take him as a student! 305 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,544 You're forcing me! 306 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:48,764 I have to teach you Drunken Fist? 307 00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,341 You must be dreaming! 308 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,400 I'm leaving 309 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:09,692 Waiter! Check please! 310 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,386 Give me a fish! Coming! 311 00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:18,002 That'll be $1.25! Thanks! 312 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,731 So expensive? You sure there's no mistake? 313 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:24,298 No, that table was included! 314 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:25,833 Father! 315 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,382 What are you doing here? 316 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,352 Mother asked me to follow you! 317 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:40,917 You wait here, I have to take a piss! 318 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,864 Such a dumb kid, want to follow me? 319 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,469 He won't! 320 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,694 You want to shake me off huh? 321 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:18,991 No way! 322 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:24,533 Go tell your mother I'm here waiting for her! 323 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,904 Father, don't go! 324 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,907 Mother says you must teach me Drunken Fist! 325 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:31,132 Drunken Fist? 326 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,575 It's difficult to learn 327 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,774 I'm not afraid of hard work! 328 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,206 Really? 329 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,579 That's right! I can take it! 330 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:43,486 Okay, I'll teach you then! 331 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:56,361 Now I'll teach you the Spinning Earth and Sky Method! 332 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:59,102 I'm smart and I learn fast! 333 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,031 Okay. Get ready 334 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:02,935 Fist back! 335 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:04,905 Leg's in horse-stance! 336 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,238 Punch with your left! 337 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:11,679 Punch holds the cup 338 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,874 Catch your ear! 339 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,952 Point to the sky! 340 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,747 Point at the ground! 341 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,429 Turn right! 342 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:38,972 Turn quicker! Hurry...! 343 00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,004 Stop! 344 00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:53,389 Come over here and take this cup! 345 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,131 Now isn't the Earth and Sky Spinning huh? 346 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,799 Yes, it is...! 347 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,065 Work harder 348 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,807 Father, I'm so tired 349 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,616 Tired? You can take a rest anytime 350 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,626 Killing me? 351 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,669 Father, how's my kung-fu now? 352 00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:48,439 Good 353 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:51,302 for nothing! 354 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:54,311 When will you teach me to fight? 355 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,913 Three days? So soon? 356 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,443 Three years! 357 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:01,450 Another three years? 358 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,078 One year for horse-stance one year for the dummy 359 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:10,689 You're more stupid than most therefore one extra year 360 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,591 Come on! First drink up! 361 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:22,365 Drink? I can't drink one sip makes me drunk! 362 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,772 I can't drink! 363 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:29,077 If you want to learn you've got to drink 364 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,143 It's not poison, drink! 365 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,345 Father! 366 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,849 You shouldn't drink 367 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:15,791 if you get drunk so easy! 368 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:21,258 Silly boy! 369 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:25,395 Piss a puddle and look at yourself now 370 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:29,964 My wife's support won't make you my student 371 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,737 You must be dreaming! 372 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:36,207 You're a damn moron without an ounce of talent 373 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:40,707 You still want to learn? Dog shit! You couldn't begin! 374 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:43,810 You think I'd teach you everyday 375 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:49,451 I'd spin you in circles and you wouldn't know! 376 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:53,420 I'd make a monkey out of you 377 00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,489 You still want to talk about Drunken Fist? 378 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,587 That kid gets up so early for practice? 379 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,666 Where is my another shoe? 380 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,308 Father, I was just a parentless child 381 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:50,752 I'm grateful that mother took me in 382 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:53,450 I'm very grateful and will never forget you 383 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:58,852 Mother said I must wait for you to teach me 384 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:03,595 You came, but I never guessed you wouldn't accept me 385 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:07,166 I know I'm stupid an idiot without talent 386 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,201 Father, you don't like me so I'm leaving 387 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:15,610 I won't anger you by bothering you again 388 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:20,908 Mother says you should come home more often, Foggy! 389 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:55,486 You moron wasn't your son following you? 390 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,920 He's not here, why are you asking me? 391 00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:01,317 Old woman, if I don't ask you who should I ask? 392 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,657 If you ask me, who should I ask? 393 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,222 Now where could that kid be? 394 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:22,776 There's a real nutcase outside who won't leave 395 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:26,305 He looks like a dead worm 396 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,341 What can you do about a guy who won't go? 397 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,350 You'd better force him to leave 398 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,914 Me? How can I do that? 399 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:36,483 Get pissed off enough and he'll go! 400 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,926 I can't do it! You can! 401 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:40,760 No... Get pissed off and he'd go automatically! 402 00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:42,531 Piss off? Yes! 403 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:44,223 Piss off 404 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,451 Hey, sir, anything else? The kitchen's closing! 405 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:10,650 If you want something else it's too late now! 406 00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:15,165 Don't you know Cantonese? 407 00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:16,564 Can you say something? 408 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,365 The check? Thank you! 409 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:26,165 Hey, you talk too much! 410 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:36,683 Old man, we must close Please come tomorrow! 411 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:42,153 Master! 412 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:51,364 Inn keeper Could you find someone for me? 413 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,532 Have you ever heard about Beggar So? 414 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,597 You want Beggar So? 415 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,900 All the kids know him 416 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:01,400 So popular! 417 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:04,206 His kung-fu is well-known! 418 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:06,648 Do you know where he is now? 419 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:11,253 Watching a dragon's head is only momentary 420 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:15,020 He's a strange one, and hard to catch! 421 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:18,487 What do you want him for? 422 00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,729 You want him to teach you Drunken Fist? 423 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:25,027 You're too old. You still had a chance if you'd come decades before! 424 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:29,871 Without a tiger on the mountain even a monkey reigns 425 00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:33,675 He's never tasted my Northern Drunken Fist 426 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:35,475 Northern Drunken Fist? 427 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:39,040 Inn keeper, Giver me two rooms! Okay! 428 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:44,049 Also, order one coffin for Beggar So! 429 00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,564 What's the matter got ants in your pants? 430 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,310 Waiter! Give me a basin of water! 431 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:12,543 Waiter! 432 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:16,850 Water? I get you water? Ask your wife to do so! 433 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:21,047 Hey kid, you've got a very sharp tongue 434 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:22,548 Not really! 435 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,090 I heard you ordered a coffin 436 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:25,990 So what? 437 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,725 One won't be enough 438 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,561 What'd you said? 439 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,864 I'd say two men in one coffin is a bit tight! 440 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:41,068 Well, you can use it first 441 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:49,084 Drunken Fist? 442 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:51,152 Good observation! 443 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,553 Who is Beggar So to you? 444 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,723 I call him father but he won't call me son 445 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,558 I call him master but he won't call me student 446 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,095 So it's difficult to say anything! 447 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,432 I don't care master, son; father, or student 448 00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:05,435 Where is Beggar So? 449 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,337 You've found the right man! 450 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:10,473 I won't tell you I'll let you sweat a bit! 451 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:13,308 If you don't talk I'll teach you to talk 452 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,469 Let your horses loose! 453 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,357 It looks the same! 454 00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:41,900 Look more closely, it's not the same! 455 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:48,044 Lui, the sober drunkard 456 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:53,215 Holding it that way your wine will spill! 457 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,546 That's right! 458 00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:57,786 You've learnt Drunken Fist?! 459 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,435 It's not the same 460 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,467 The gods toast you! 461 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:23,503 I toast! 462 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,216 You need not toast Save it for yourself! 463 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,126 Did you learn your kung-fu from your Master's wife? 464 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,759 Why are you so weak? 465 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,928 I'll show you some power! 466 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,434 Where's Beggar So? Tell me quickly! 467 00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:24,204 You're a stubborn one! 468 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,506 I'll let you go, if you tell me! 469 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:33,248 Kill me and I wouldn't tell you! 470 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:40,886 Let him go! Master! 471 00:42:58,709 --> 00:42:59,334 Master 472 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,874 Let him go, he'll lead us to Beggar So 473 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,109 Foggy! 474 00:43:58,335 --> 00:44:02,101 Old Man I've waited a long time for you! 475 00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:05,503 Who are you? 476 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:08,033 I'm called Rubber Legs! 477 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,047 Glad to meet you! 478 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:15,674 On a clear moon, wine brings a clear day 479 00:44:17,955 --> 00:44:22,016 Old man drinking alone brings tranquility! 480 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:27,359 Master So, why don't we drink together? 481 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:31,027 Good! As long as there's wine I'll join you! 482 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:32,994 Here's to you! 483 00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:43,176 White wine, not bad... I'll toast you first 484 00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:47,948 Thanks very much! 485 00:44:51,989 --> 00:44:57,222 You can always spot a kung-fu man by the way he moves! 486 00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,862 Don't flatter me! 487 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:11,400 I never dreamed my waist was so flexible! 488 00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:16,636 You should take care of yourself! 489 00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,110 Thanks! 490 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,953 Please don't belittle yourself! 491 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,454 Rubber Legs, I'll drink one for you! 492 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:36,258 Don't be so polite! 493 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,597 If I'm so polite, I wouldn't be here! 494 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:39,227 Don't flatter me! 495 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:40,702 Never refuse a good cup of wine! 496 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,545 Well, I won't stand on ceremony then 497 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:58,512 Keep your vessel full whatever life may bring 498 00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:07,353 Before I drink I ask the time of the full moon! 499 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,600 Don't waste it, drink it 500 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:22,937 Rubber Legs you've walked half of this planet 501 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:26,143 just to have a drink with me? 502 00:46:29,353 --> 00:46:32,345 Beggar So's Drunken Fist is a legend in itself 503 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,987 I for once, would like to open my eyes 504 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,556 It's nothing much at all 505 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:46,091 But lucky that I've never been defeated! 506 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:56,644 There's a saying that a man never knows his weaknesses. Right? 507 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:12,051 Nothing more worthy than a stiff drink! Cheers! 508 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:16,559 I'll listen to a man I respect! 509 00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:57,231 A thousand drinks with you wouldn't be enough! 510 00:47:57,941 --> 00:47:59,875 Half a word with you would be too much 511 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,640 You won't even let me save your face 512 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:17,917 Drunkenness is an excuse to fools 513 00:48:38,015 --> 00:48:40,540 Old man, don't be so piss! 514 00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:03,472 I gave you the best I have and you spilt it! 515 00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:13,582 Eat alone and starve drink alone and be thirsty 516 00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,375 With a cup of wine, the sky is mine 517 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,578 There's nothing more to say then 518 00:50:58,088 --> 00:51:02,286 Tso, the desperate throat lock 519 00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:27,449 The 8 Drunken Gods, lying on a cloud! 520 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:29,979 Toast of the 18 deities! 521 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:58,009 Lan, a sudden attack at the waist 522 00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:00,513 I'll toast you with my foot! 523 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:35,049 Chan, the superior double kick 524 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:39,886 Rubber Legs, now you can open your eyes! 525 00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:43,454 Beggar So you live up to your reputation! 526 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,819 Not really 527 00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:51,166 Han 528 00:52:51,268 --> 00:52:54,499 limping with a moving jug! 529 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:36,569 The Drunken Mantis? 530 00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:41,578 Drunken Mantis snatches the cicadas 531 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,004 Old man you should be ashamed of yourself! 532 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:20,188 Drunken Mantis grabs your ass! 533 00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:39,232 Meeting me has been your misfortune 534 00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:40,467 Because you'll lose this time! 535 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:50,920 Auntie Ho, swinging her body around with the sexy hips! 536 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,229 Go to hell! 537 00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:08,735 My ass! 538 00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:11,540 A woman's fist is useless! 539 00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:33,659 Killing me? 540 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:42,431 I'll add a little wine to prepare for your death 541 00:56:05,328 --> 00:56:06,295 Go 542 00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:16,931 Go, father 543 00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:35,957 Father! Wake up? 544 00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:39,190 Old man, how are you feeling? 545 00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:40,963 What are you all doing here? 546 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,793 Doing here? You've been unconscious for several days! 547 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:49,828 I was just sleeping! I'm okay 548 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:54,310 At your age, after such a beating you're still conceited 549 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,141 Get your father his medicine! 550 00:57:05,288 --> 00:57:08,451 What's the rush? Hell awaits for you? 551 00:57:11,227 --> 00:57:15,891 There's no help for you now! 552 00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:02,803 Are you a man or ghost? You almost scared me to death 553 00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:07,476 A man or ghost, I'm whatever you wish 554 00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:11,075 Most people say I'm a sick corpse! 555 00:58:18,027 --> 00:58:20,894 I take a ghost to know a ghost 556 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:22,464 Waiting in a coffin to scare people! 557 00:58:26,069 --> 00:58:29,129 Give the medicine back to me 558 00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,002 On my foot 559 00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,795 This medicine will cure me 560 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,966 I don't care if you die It's not for you! 561 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:30,398 You old sick bastard if you weren't dying anyway 562 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:32,697 I would fix you. Give it back to me! 563 00:59:34,203 --> 00:59:35,830 I gave it back already! 564 00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:36,861 Where is it? 565 00:59:37,674 --> 00:59:39,164 On your right side! 566 00:59:39,642 --> 00:59:40,768 My right side? 567 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:43,103 Left side, right side! 568 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:47,873 It's not there! 569 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:53,154 Isn't my right side your left side? 570 00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:54,621 My left side? 571 00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:57,187 Here it is! 572 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,828 You're pretty smart, so I'll spare you! 573 01:00:44,173 --> 01:00:46,573 You sick old bastard, come out! 574 01:00:47,276 --> 01:00:48,504 Come out! 575 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,014 Is he really dead? 576 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:11,561 Why do you always like to scare people? 577 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:16,433 Hey kid, can't you look for someone more quietly? 578 01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:19,173 Next time I'll set it on fire! 579 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,335 Why did you change my medicine? 580 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,345 Are you trying to poison my father? 581 01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:29,274 Is your father dead then? 582 01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:31,047 He's not dead, but... 583 01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:35,581 He has the shits before? Right! 584 01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:42,259 Afterwards, did he clench his fists and finally go to sleep? 585 01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,322 Right... Just like that! 586 01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:46,993 I guess that's all, you can go back! 587 01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:50,731 Wait! Now it's okay but what about later? 588 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,708 If something happens, come back again! 589 01:01:56,145 --> 01:01:59,171 After he dies, won't it be too late? 590 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:00,715 No 591 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:08,189 then I could become your father 592 01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:12,287 Damn it, you still want to take advantage of me? 593 01:02:12,328 --> 01:02:14,558 If you sickness doesn't kill you someone will! 594 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:25,465 So, you want my life, huh! 595 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:38,085 Hey, your anger will only destroy your liver! 596 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,283 You're all-round problematic 597 01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:59,233 Your pulse isn't normal lacks both blood and oxygen! 598 01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:04,173 Dizziness and fogged vision! 599 01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:09,312 You must have bad indigestion! 600 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:19,651 Without a doctor's help you'd have died at birth! 601 01:03:19,762 --> 01:03:21,389 My bones are very solid! 602 01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:24,462 You'll be stiffer after death! 603 01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:31,730 Oh my hip! 604 01:03:31,841 --> 01:03:35,868 Don't worry I specialize in healing hips! 605 01:03:39,682 --> 01:03:41,081 Okay 606 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,548 God! My head is killing me! 607 01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:45,611 Headache? 608 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,421 Twist your head a bit! 609 01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:54,425 My neck becomes stiff 610 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:57,394 Stiff... 611 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,765 That feels great! 612 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:02,600 Tell me where else it hurts! 613 01:04:02,705 --> 01:04:05,868 I'll mix ten medicines for you 614 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:08,601 I'm not sick but pissed off! 615 01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:32,861 Take this 616 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,404 The mixture I just gave you 617 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:44,141 will fix all ails you have! 618 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:45,571 Sickness? 619 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:49,947 My mother used to tell me about the Four Ills: 620 01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:53,922 Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine You must be Sickness! 621 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:57,719 Today is your day of enlightenment! 622 01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:05,227 Sickness, should I call you uncle then? 623 01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:08,301 You should have called me earlier Never mind! 624 01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:13,373 Uncle, I've heard you four brothers have good kung-fu 625 01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:14,839 Is that a lie or what? 626 01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:18,505 Bullshit? Dog shit, or horse shit? 627 01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:22,777 A lie wouldn't be that easy 628 01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:26,682 Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine are all talents! 629 01:05:26,856 --> 01:05:30,257 Books? I'd probably get lost in them! 630 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:31,988 Idiot! 631 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,836 But there's no book! 632 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:53,143 Calm yourself down and you'll reach a higher level 633 01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:55,912 Concentrate all your power into your fingers 634 01:06:01,057 --> 01:06:03,287 A bowl can weigh a thousand pounds! 635 01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:11,796 A writing brush can flash like a snake! 636 01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:18,468 And write with a steel rod on granite! That seems funny 637 01:06:18,507 --> 01:06:22,068 The moon is in the willows and the sun has set 638 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:26,410 No fun! 639 01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:29,679 Magic! 640 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:37,119 Walk the octagon! 641 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,197 Follow Ying and Yang! 642 01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:51,400 Separate good from evil! 643 01:06:55,911 --> 01:06:57,538 Separate fortune and misfortune! 644 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,450 Shit! I almost lost my fortune! 645 01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:11,760 Not yet. There's a lot more! 646 01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:15,930 What about Wine? 647 01:07:16,298 --> 01:07:18,994 Wine is your stupid father! 648 01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:24,334 Wine is his life, he never parts with it 649 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:27,873 He thinks his Drunken Fist will conquer the world! 650 01:07:29,945 --> 01:07:33,073 Uncle of you four brothers whose kung-fu is the best? 651 01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:35,907 Of course, your father is the first! 652 01:07:37,153 --> 01:07:38,245 The best? 653 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,617 Foreigners read Chinese 654 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,350 What? 655 01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:45,219 They read it backwards! 656 01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:52,732 Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine the last comes first! 657 01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:56,360 You're right No wonder he couldn't beat Rubber Legs 658 01:07:56,806 --> 01:08:03,439 Drunken Fist has two styles but the same basis 659 01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:07,809 Northern Drunken Fist's champion is Rubber Legs 660 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:10,712 He's very cunning 661 01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:15,984 Uses Drunken Fist mixed with Mantis style 662 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:18,253 Drunken Mantis of Rubber Legs 663 01:08:18,294 --> 01:08:25,325 Claw, hook, snatch, tack pick, bump, lean can all kill! 664 01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:30,132 Rubber Legs is very dangerous 665 01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:32,797 but with my special kung-fu 666 01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:41,113 hand to hand, he's no match! 667 01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,544 Special kung-fu? 668 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:48,954 I use feel, lock, grab, and envelop 669 01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:50,684 Close up! 670 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:58,790 These five methods are inexhaustible 671 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:02,838 I'm at least his equal! 672 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:04,630 Can you teach me your kung-fu? 673 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,434 You? 674 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,708 I know there's no chance to study 675 01:09:09,845 --> 01:09:13,645 Father always says I'm stupid and lack talent 676 01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:16,208 You shouldn't be so pessimistic 677 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:20,416 I can cure your problem! 678 01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:22,350 You can teach me? 679 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:25,621 But you mustn't let your father know! 680 01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:50,919 When it hurts, stop! 681 01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:51,985 No problem! 682 01:10:49,645 --> 01:10:54,139 Good! Your breath has set the stove on fire! 683 01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,783 Uncle, the medicine is ready! 684 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,064 Lower, I want to take the pot 685 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:13,094 Lower 686 01:11:16,305 --> 01:11:18,569 Uncle I feel weak! 687 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,609 If you want revenge you must try to be strong! 688 01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:39,850 Uncle, are you making beancured stew for us to eat? 689 01:11:39,995 --> 01:11:41,428 I'm going to stuff you until you're sick! 690 01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,634 Catch! 691 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:54,704 That's just wasting it! 692 01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:56,707 Not if you can catch it! 693 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,115 It's all broken! 694 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:03,511 It won't break if you catch it right! 695 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,117 Uncle, you always cheat me! 696 01:12:06,221 --> 01:12:10,180 Beancurd is too soft I don't believe you can catch it 697 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:21,129 To catch it without breaking you need skill 698 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:24,706 Two in one, then there's control! 699 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:41,082 You're having the beancurd stew! 700 01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:49,055 Imitate me! 701 01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:54,025 Do it! 702 01:13:11,019 --> 01:13:12,953 You must combine 703 01:13:12,988 --> 01:13:15,616 Use power to crush and flashing speed in order to succeed 704 01:13:17,493 --> 01:13:19,723 Power? Speed? 705 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:19,387 You must appear like you're very sick 706 01:14:34,903 --> 01:14:37,098 But your spirit controls your breath! 707 01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:50,048 Your breath gives power to your fist! 708 01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:52,944 Giving you incredible strength! 709 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:12,522 Why is this beancurd so smelly? 710 01:17:12,661 --> 01:17:14,458 It's the Smelly Beancurd! 711 01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:35,340 You want to die? 712 01:17:35,617 --> 01:17:37,744 Come, practice Mantis Fist with me! 713 01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:40,150 I'm busy, you screw ball 714 01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:43,883 At your age, still not suffer enough? 715 01:17:44,693 --> 01:17:46,354 I'll practise by myself then! 716 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,461 Where you going? 717 01:17:56,238 --> 01:18:02,177 I haven't seen you, where have you been? 718 01:18:03,378 --> 01:18:04,970 What's the matter? 719 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:09,047 Don't say I didn't teach you try my Mantis! 720 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:37,042 Watch you! Don't rip the book, father! 721 01:18:45,787 --> 01:18:47,982 I'm going to help mother with dinner! 722 01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:46,375 It's got to be a trick of that Old Sick Bastard! 723 01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:22,513 Beggar So, you got away last time! 724 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,412 Let's see how you'll escape now! 725 01:20:25,887 --> 01:20:28,287 Escape? Why should I escape? 726 01:20:28,456 --> 01:20:31,516 I'm better at the Drunken Mantis than you 727 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,822 Come on! 728 01:20:33,895 --> 01:20:37,023 Almost dead, and you're still so proud 729 01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:43,434 Well, your family can accompany you 730 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:49,840 Who're you looking for? 731 01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:54,314 You look like a debt collector! 732 01:20:55,383 --> 01:20:58,375 I don't collect debts, I collect lives 733 01:20:58,553 --> 01:20:59,679 Whose life? 734 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:02,483 Beggar So, or his son will do 735 01:21:03,325 --> 01:21:06,123 You're crazy! 736 01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:08,729 You're very proud! 737 01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:10,856 So you must be very tough! 738 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,466 Let's fight 739 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,053 Try me! 740 01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:40,718 I'll kill you in three moves! 741 01:21:43,198 --> 01:21:44,722 Face the sun! 742 01:22:06,488 --> 01:22:08,479 Your ass faces the sun! 743 01:22:09,557 --> 01:22:11,081 Reverse strike! 744 01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:35,411 You're struck now! 745 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:37,179 Third move, the Killing Spear! 746 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:57,729 So what will you do next? 747 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:08,246 Hold it! 748 01:23:10,085 --> 01:23:13,350 Oh! It's you. You came voluntarily! 749 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:14,816 So what? 750 01:23:15,390 --> 01:23:18,052 If you didn't find me I'd have found you! 751 01:23:18,093 --> 01:23:19,560 You know him? 752 01:23:19,694 --> 01:23:22,128 Not only recognize him but his ashes also 753 01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:23,596 He attacked father and I before 754 01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:28,567 If it weren't for my master you'd be dead now 755 01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:32,935 Hey, I'm different now! 756 01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:38,872 Be careful! 757 01:23:39,047 --> 01:23:40,412 You think I'm afraid of him? 758 01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,310 I'll make you into beancurd! 759 01:23:53,728 --> 01:23:56,196 Watch it, my spear isn't always accurate 760 01:24:08,743 --> 01:24:10,438 I'll rub your face 761 01:24:14,149 --> 01:24:17,448 If not for my shoe the point will stick your throat! 762 01:24:21,689 --> 01:24:23,520 I'm going to beat you like a dog! 763 01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:26,457 Don't joke! Kill me if you dare! 764 01:24:26,594 --> 01:24:29,188 After my master takes care of your father, you're next 765 01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:30,227 Father! 766 01:24:48,183 --> 01:24:51,346 Master So, this is for you 767 01:25:03,331 --> 01:25:06,767 Hey, drunkard, good thing I saved you! 768 01:25:06,901 --> 01:25:09,495 Sick Bastard it's none of your business! 769 01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:11,571 You think I'm not good enough and need you? 770 01:25:13,041 --> 01:25:16,477 Beggar So, so you need some help, huh? 771 01:25:16,711 --> 01:25:19,976 Don't worry, I'll just talk 772 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,582 I won't help him! 773 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,479 I've never asked for help 774 01:25:26,621 --> 01:25:28,088 It's none of my business! 775 01:25:50,044 --> 01:25:53,241 Drunken Bastard watch out for his Drunken Mantis Kick! 776 01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:55,674 You think I don't know, get lost! 777 01:26:04,959 --> 01:26:06,620 You don't need me to teach you, right? 778 01:26:06,761 --> 01:26:09,889 We'll see the results soon enough! 779 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:25,239 Drunken Bastard you still have one more move! 780 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:26,347 What move? 781 01:26:26,381 --> 01:26:27,848 Run quickly! 782 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,108 Go drop dead yourself! 783 01:26:40,428 --> 01:26:41,759 Father, are you okay? 784 01:26:41,896 --> 01:26:43,363 Is that old guy bothering you? 785 01:26:43,498 --> 01:26:44,590 I'm alright! 786 01:26:44,999 --> 01:26:48,526 You sot, here comes my student! 787 01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:52,265 Let me handle him for you! 788 01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:53,806 You want to die? 789 01:26:53,975 --> 01:26:56,273 I can't even handle him What? You want to die? 790 01:26:56,444 --> 01:26:58,844 Go ahead...! 791 01:26:59,113 --> 01:27:02,947 You dare challenge me after losing to my student? 792 01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:08,445 Okay, I'll send you both to hell! 793 01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:13,252 Before bragging look whose spear I've got? 794 01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:18,632 I've cripple your student 795 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:20,427 He's a basket-case! 796 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,371 Don't let me lose face 797 01:27:27,408 --> 01:27:29,842 Now, show them what you can do! 798 01:27:29,877 --> 01:27:32,573 Uncle, I won't disappoint you! 799 01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:53,931 If I catch your hand you'll never get away! 800 01:28:06,814 --> 01:28:07,940 Checking your pulse! 801 01:28:13,855 --> 01:28:15,550 The drunkard takes off his coat! 802 01:29:27,562 --> 01:29:29,655 My hip is a bit sore! 803 01:29:41,309 --> 01:29:43,800 That's right, you hit the right spot! 804 01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:00,317 Now you're checking my reflexes, huh? 805 01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:14,872 You're feeling dizzy, huh? Let me see what's wrong! 806 01:30:20,181 --> 01:30:21,648 Headache, huh? Let me check it! 807 01:30:33,761 --> 01:30:34,785 Your leg hurts? I'll fix it! 808 01:30:40,067 --> 01:30:42,160 Constipated, huh? I'll help you shit! 809 01:30:47,775 --> 01:30:50,073 Heart trouble? Let me listen to it 810 01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:58,851 What? Your heart has stopped! 811 01:30:59,020 --> 01:30:59,850 That's my hand! 812 01:31:11,032 --> 01:31:13,432 Watch it he'll use the Drunken Mantis next 813 01:31:13,668 --> 01:31:16,262 Mantis? I'll squash you like a locust! 814 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:55,665 I told you before you'd be beaten up this time 815 01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:59,108 You're going to die before your time! 816 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:02,249 Locust huh? Now who's the locust? 817 01:32:33,514 --> 01:32:37,974 Go be sere! A horse without a bit is uncontrollable 818 01:32:38,119 --> 01:32:41,054 Don't waste your breath on idiots! 819 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:14,814 You crazy or what? I'm your father! 820 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,717 Now the shoe is on the other foot!