1 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,040 I'd like to be you for a day. 2 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:56,310 like to climb into the dreams you hide to know the grown -up and the child 3 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,980 Born in Mountview Hospital 13 years ago, give or take a month. 4 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,480 Female, blonde, natural, of course. Blue eyes. 5 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:10,320 Height about 5 '2". I don't remember what I weigh, but I'm watching it, which 6 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,880 mother says is ridiculous because I'm not completely mature in my figure yet. 7 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,820 Maybe by summer, though. 8 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:24,840 Gross. 9 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,780 I have one little brother. Look at him. 10 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:32,550 Gorgeous hair, gorgeous teeth, gorgeous eyes, gorgeous eyelashes. 11 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:34,630 He's what you call neat. 12 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,310 Not neat -terrific. 13 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:37,770 Neat -neat. 14 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,350 He is so neat, it's revolting. 15 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:44,090 He only does it to show me up. A goody -goody, you know? 16 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:46,310 A perfect person and a creep. 17 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:49,330 His name is Ben, but I call him... Apeface! 18 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:53,050 Will you get out of here? Don't come busting in here without knocking. So 19 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:53,609 do you want? 20 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:54,630 It's time for breakfast. 21 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,130 So? Come on, beat it. Get out of here. 22 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:07,080 Actually, I care. I mean, school is okay, you know. I got my friends, my 23 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:11,100 In fact, yesterday I was made captain for today's playoff game. Kind of neat, 24 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,180 huh? 25 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,860 I'm also pretty good on water. 26 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,200 We got a super water ski club. 27 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,780 And we're going to put on a real aquacade for my dad. 28 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,520 Oh, yeah, about my parents. 29 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,420 William Waring Andrews, 45. 30 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:34,690 Six feet tall, well, 5 '11 and a half. 31 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:37,330 The hair's a little too short, but I've seen worse. 32 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,210 All in all, a fantastically cool person. 33 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:46,830 He's with Jofferton Jennings, Public Relations, and the most beautiful person 34 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:47,830 the world. 35 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:49,830 Almost. 36 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:56,250 That's Boris Harris. What a fox. 37 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,130 I mean, he's really something else. 38 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:04,350 Unfortunately, ever since a little incident that happened a while ago, 39 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,590 leaves me strictly alone. 40 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:06,930 And the bell! 41 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:10,010 Time! Which is more than I can say for her. 42 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:13,470 The thing is, lately Mom and I haven't been hitting it off too well. 43 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:17,210 It's not that I don't love her or anything. I do. And why shouldn't I? 44 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:23,170 Everybody knows that mothers are sweet and kind and lovely and gentle and... 45 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,170 a bell! 46 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,250 And loud. 47 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:27,610 You big hamburger! 48 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,980 Annabelle, where are you going? 49 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:36,240 I thought we had this all out last night. Come on, now. So who, me? 50 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,620 Oh, listen, Mom, I'm not very hungry. I'll go for that eggs and bacon stuff. 51 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:46,280 I want you to grow up to be healthy. That's all, Annabelle. Come on, Mom, I'm 52 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,340 going to grow up to be a blimp. 53 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:49,020 You're already late. 54 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:50,660 What about your room? 55 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,860 Perfect. Uh -huh. And your bed. 56 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,300 That's made, right? 57 00:06:56,280 --> 00:07:00,320 Oh, Dara, I... I forgot, Mom. It just slipped through my mind. I've got a lot 58 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,320 things to think about now. 59 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,700 Annabelle, I don't want to be preachy, but childhood is the best time in a 60 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,700 person's life. 61 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:13,020 When I... Sure, I mean, I'm all for it, but, you know, I've got a lot of 62 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,960 worries. Name one, just one. 63 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,160 All right. 64 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:18,260 Worry number one. 65 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:20,680 I'm late to meet Virginia. 66 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,240 Wish me luck. 67 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,080 Bye -bye. 68 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,370 Good luck to me, too. 69 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,630 Annabelle, Annabelle, wait a minute. 70 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:33,090 Annabelle! 71 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:36,630 Don't forget the orthodontist! 72 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:38,730 Don't forget the aquacade. 73 00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:40,830 How could she want to bet she does? 74 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:43,370 Forget the aquacade? Forget the orthodontist. 75 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:45,650 I don't think I'm right. 76 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,050 Today's the day Dr. 77 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,850 Bassinger's going to take her braces off. 78 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:50,650 You're going to be a surprise. 79 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,190 You think I should have told her, Bill? 80 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,490 About the aquacade? No, no, no. 81 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,090 Oh, Bill. 82 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,860 that you could be present for this formal announcement of our luxurious new 83 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,500 Oceana Marina. 84 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,840 It's good, it's good. I still don't think the name is any good. I think it 85 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,300 should be the Isle of Whispering Winds. 86 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,060 It's interesting. 87 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,280 Ellen, please. 88 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,660 No more help. 89 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,760 You just show up, looking beautiful, as usual. 90 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,980 I'll take care of the rest. 91 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,460 Certainly. 92 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,460 bone, kid. 93 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,140 Hey, Jimmy, give me the usual. Shake the lead off. 94 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:48,380 Well, yeah, I got quiz number two -way about my room. 95 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,680 It's my room. I should be able to keep it the way I want to, right? Right, 96 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:57,320 right. All due to the extraordinary efforts of this brilliant, 97 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,800 ingenious... Of all things. 98 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:04,000 I'm afraid that's not complimentary enough to the developer, my dear. 99 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,480 Oh, well, nothing very complimentary. 100 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,600 the terrible teens. 101 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,540 Yes. And have you seen how she dresses lately? 102 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,700 It'd be tough for me to put her down without her. I don't have a water show 103 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:21,660 afternoon. Would you like to know where I have to go this afternoon? 104 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,860 Hmm? See Mr. Dilt, the principal at school. 105 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:30,180 He's asked for a conference to discuss Annabelle's lack of academic progress. 106 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,840 What do you think of that, Bill? 107 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,200 I'm sure you can handle it, dear. 108 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:39,260 I'm up to my neck in this sort of... Thank you. 109 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,840 And another thing, she's not going to let me go to Hillary's this afternoon. 110 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,720 says she knows all we do there is kissing games. 111 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,760 She's also on my back to get my hair trimmed. 112 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:52,520 I'm not falling for that again. Last time it was trimmed, they hacked six 113 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,339 off of it. 114 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,740 I mean, I try to be cool, right? 115 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,880 My parents just seem to be immune to it. 116 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:00,760 Sometimes I really blow my top, though. Like yesterday, I said to her, what are 117 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,520 you trying to do, change my whole entire image? 118 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,760 She said, no, dear, I wouldn't know where to start. 119 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,420 Chuckle, chuckle. I mean, that's really funny. 120 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,480 If it's any comfort to you, Annabelle. 121 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,450 My mom's even rottener than yours. 122 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,750 Mothers just don't understand what a person goes through. 123 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:18,270 I mean, I'm an individual, right? I can't eat what I want, wear what I want, 124 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,370 keep my hair and my nails the way I want. Last night we really had it out, 125 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,910 though. Listen, I screamed at her. 126 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,950 I'm not a screamer, you know. 127 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:29,070 Listen, you're not letting me have any fun, and I'm sick of it. You're always 128 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:31,130 pushing me around and telling me what to do. 129 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:33,930 How come nobody ever gets to tell you what to do? Will you tell me that? 130 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,310 You know what you said? 131 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:40,030 Annabelle, I said when you're grown up, people don't tell you what to do. You 132 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,510 have to tell yourself, which is sometimes more difficult. 133 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,410 Oh, yeah. I said in this real bitter tone. You know, that always blows my 134 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:52,470 Oh, yeah. You can tell yourself to watch TV all day or go to lunch with your 135 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:56,490 friends, eat what you want for breakfast, or go to big parties or 136 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,250 Dad. And do the laundry, I reminded her. 137 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:01,730 And the shopping and the cooking. 138 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,450 Make things nice for everybody. 139 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:09,770 Honestly, Bill, that child has not got a clue about my life. 140 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,230 Not a single clue. 141 00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:15,190 Sounds like a picnic to me. 142 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:23,390 I wish I could switch places with her for just one day. 143 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,160 Something really freaky? 144 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:47,460 Wait a minute. 145 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,660 That's not my voice. 146 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,820 That's Mom's voice. 147 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,260 Hey, what's the matter with you? 148 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,940 Good grief, what am I doing here? 149 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:03,400 That's not my voice. That's Annabelle's voice. 150 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,560 Are you okay, Annabelle? 151 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,120 That's Mom's foot. Good grief. 152 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,980 That's not my hand. That's Annabelle's. 153 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,420 Mom's legs? 154 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:36,300 And... And her stomach? 155 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:43,420 And her, uh... Uh... Wow! 156 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,120 Mom's body has got my mind in it. 157 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,120 Annabelle's body has got my mind in it. 158 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:04,580 I'm Mom. 159 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,500 I'm Annabelle. 160 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Hi, Mom. 161 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,820 I love your teeth. 162 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,420 Annabelle, say something. 163 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,140 Who can talk through all this scrap iron? 164 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,200 Could I trouble you for a dime, dear? 165 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,640 Could I trouble you for a dime, dear? 166 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,350 Sure. 167 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,590 Yes and no. 168 00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:06,870 Anna, please. 169 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,410 This is some kind of joke. I don't have any time. 170 00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:13,530 Just button up and listen, Bill. Who are you telling to button up? And since 171 00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,070 when do you call me Bill now? 172 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:16,730 What's got into you this morning? 173 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:19,550 A lot more than you can imagine. Now, please, Bill. 174 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,730 Annabelle, stop that now. I am not Bill to you. 175 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,849 All right. 176 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,230 Dad. All right. Now, that's better. 177 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:28,769 What do you want? 178 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:29,770 How's Ellen? 179 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:33,790 Ellen? Mom, I mean, is she all right? Feeling all right? That sort of thing? 180 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:38,510 Annabelle, please, if this is some kind of game, I... No, don't hang up. It's 181 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,070 very important. Would you just take a look? 182 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,360 Yeah, she is acting a little funny. 183 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:21,100 She's blowing bubbles and hopping up and down. 184 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,620 Hopping? 185 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,980 I told you it would look like hopping to the Wolf's King. 186 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,860 Who's that on the horse? 187 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,600 Well, that's Annabelle. She wants to know if you're feeling all right. 188 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 Are you, honey? 189 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,960 Oh, I feel terrific. How does she feel? 190 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,760 Well, she's worried about you. Maybe she ought to come home. 191 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,810 No, no, tell her absolutely not. Tell her childhood is the best time in a 192 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:49,890 person's life. And today I want her to enjoy every minute of it, especially the 193 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:50,890 big typing test. 194 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:54,990 Oh, yeah, tell her I hope she does really well in the hockey game because 195 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:58,810 is an important playoff and the whole team's counting on her. If she messes 196 00:15:58,810 --> 00:15:59,830 everybody will hate me. 197 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:01,770 Her. 198 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,670 Well, your mother says... Yes, I heard her, Daddy. 199 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,370 Goodbye. Bye, Virginia. 200 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,460 All right, I've got to talk to you. 201 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,820 Talk. Okay. 202 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,880 Now, girls, you're not children any longer. 203 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,280 I feel that I can speak with you as adults. 204 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:28,020 I think you're intelligent enough to grasp exactly what I have to say to you 205 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,020 right now. 206 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,300 What is this? 207 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,580 It's your usual rum raisin banana split breakfast. 208 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500 Figures. 209 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,520 What else would a junk food junkie eat for breakfast? 210 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:47,180 That is about the most revolting concoction. I've ever put inside my 211 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,420 You see something different, right? 212 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,720 Something different? 213 00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:00,400 You see that I am diametrically different from the Annabelle you all 214 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,500 correct? 215 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,560 All right. 216 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,020 Now listen very carefully. 217 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,780 I'm not Annabelle. 218 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,660 Who are you? 219 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,160 John Mayberry. I love it. 220 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,160 Give me a pack of menthols, please. 221 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,840 Are you kidding? 222 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,180 Listen, don't be fresh with me, young man, or I'll report you to the manager. 223 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,900 You would not freak out. Believe me. 224 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,480 You're really weird, Annabelle. Just a few minutes ago, you were talking about 225 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,760 how... Young lady, a great deal has transpired in the last few minutes. 226 00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,170 Besides water ski? 227 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:20,990 What? What? 228 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,010 You've never been on water skis in your life. 229 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,190 Oh, I was only kidding, Daddy. 230 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:29,630 Daddy? You've never called me Daddy before. No, I never will again, Bill, 231 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,390 You sure you're feeling all right? I feel better. 232 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:33,610 Good. 233 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:37,550 You better bring me a change of wardrobe for tonight. 234 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,110 Can you imagine socks? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. And my white shoes. 235 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,870 Blue blazer. 236 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,490 It might need a quick trip to the cleaners. 237 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,970 And that shirt with the ruffles down the front. 238 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,950 And be careful when you press it. 239 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,510 It's pure silk, you know. 240 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:27,610 Anything else? 241 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,130 Well, now that you ask, if the shoes need a polish, I'd appreciate it. 242 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,410 Maybe Mom will enjoy being in my shoes. 243 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:48,070 No wonder Annabelle always runs around barefooted. These sneakers feel like 244 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,270 they're full of marbles. 245 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:54,690 You know, you're right about your hair, Annabelle. My mom had mine all hacked 246 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:58,890 off. And now look at me. To tell you the truth, Virginia, I think it's much more 247 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,270 becoming to you short. Who's side are you on anyways, I mean? How can you 248 00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:04,510 me to sympathize about your horrible, mean mother? 249 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,210 That's uncalled for. 250 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,750 Virginia, could you possibly? 251 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,270 No, I couldn't possibly. 252 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:30,530 I know you have more change on you, Annabelle. I could tell by your walk. 253 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,150 My walk? 254 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:11,050 I don't believe how dirty this foot is. I doubt if it's ever seen a bathtub. 255 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,030 Hmm. 256 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,050 But why should it? The sock isn't much cleaner. 257 00:22:21,930 --> 00:22:22,930 Whoosh. 258 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,490 Dumb, dribbly guck. 259 00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:28,290 Ew. 260 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,330 Who needs hand lotion anyway? 261 00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:32,210 Let him get old and wrinkled. 262 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:36,770 Now, what next? 263 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,760 Ooh, makeup for the chief. 264 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520 Yeah, why not? 265 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,520 Ooh, Sadie the Painted Lady. 266 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,760 You're lovely, my dear. Simply lovely. 267 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,840 Well, they see you this afternoon at the marina. 268 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:04,020 Sipping champagne. 269 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,960 Oh, I love champagne. 270 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,060 Wait a minute. 271 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,540 I've never had champagne. 272 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,120 Maybe I won't like it. 273 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,100 Oh, well. I'll try everything. 274 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,440 I wish I hadn't tried this. 275 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Come on. 276 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,440 Stick. Stick, you hairy little monster. 277 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,300 Maybe I can cover them up. 278 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,020 Oh, forget it. 279 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,160 Just a touch of color. 280 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,630 It's not real. 281 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:45,830 No, it can't be. 282 00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:48,550 Ridiculous. 283 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,730 Impossible! 284 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,030 What is? 285 00:23:56,750 --> 00:24:00,170 Oh, nothing. I was just thinking. Well, I wish you'd stop it. Everybody's 286 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:04,190 staring. You know, you look like a crazy person talking to yourself and waving 287 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,310 your hands around like that. 288 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,990 Sorry. Oh, I know what she's doing. 289 00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:12,450 She probably thinks I spend my entire day snacking, watching TV. 290 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:14,450 She'll find out. 291 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:16,630 Ha! Will she find out? 292 00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:18,670 What's with her? 293 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:20,290 Nothing wrong with her noggin. 294 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,750 How would I know? I've never seen her before in my life. 295 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,820 toss in a little stuff here toss in a little stuff there 296 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:59,850 El pronostico para sábado o martes indica nieves por la noche y por la 297 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,390 con buen tiempo durante el día. 298 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:46,340 If you will simply hang up, read out your number, you will be able to reach 299 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,820 party. This is your recording. 300 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160 Oh, 301 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,080 whoa, slow down, Mac. Who is this, anyway? 302 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,300 Bill. It's Bill. 303 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,480 Bill? Bill who? 304 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,540 Oh. Oh. 305 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:01,880 Hello. Hello. What's going on? Uh, my husband. Hi there, Billy boy. How's it 306 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,880 going in the salt mines? 307 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,260 Never mind that. What's happening there? 308 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,580 Nothing. Just rinsing out a few things. 309 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,540 Oh. Oh, okay. Uh, look. 310 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,800 ceremonies. You better drive down and pick up some booze. 311 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,660 Booze? 312 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,140 Drive? 313 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,620 Honey, what's the matter? 314 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:25,000 Nothing. It's just that I didn't intend to drive anywhere today, Daddy. Bill. 315 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,380 At noon, after you pick up Ben from school. 316 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560 Ben? 317 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,240 Oh, hey, place. 318 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,580 You know that slinky black dress you got? Why don't you wear that tonight? 319 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,340 Well, I've got to run now, so anything else I'll call you. Goodbye. 320 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,260 Booze? 321 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,800 Bill? Brian? 322 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,740 Iron this, polish that. 323 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,760 Go here, go there. 324 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,860 As a dad, you're super. As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop. 325 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,300 Annabella, Annabella, couldn't find a steady fella. Oh, for pity's sake. 326 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,520 I finally got a rise out of metal mouth. You did not. 327 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,640 Hey, you know, I can lead some people around by the nose. Her, you can lead 328 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,620 around by the teeth. All she needs is a magnet. 329 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:08,480 One thing you need, young man, is a good old -fashioned spanking. 330 00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:16,870 I brought your favorite today, tuna fish and peanut butter. 331 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:20,090 Tuna fish and peanut butter? Yeah, and grape yogurt. 332 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,290 Meet you at lunchtime, okay? 333 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:22,970 Sure, okay. 334 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,710 Oh, Sidney, no wonder she never eats at home. 335 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:29,130 You can't eat with Gordy today, Annabelle. Don't you remember we have 336 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:30,190 band practice at noon? 337 00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:31,490 What a shame. 338 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:06,390 education well at this stage the developing action has all 339 00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:03,690 musical mystery medley and went over five... 340 00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:42,770 Precious outfit. 341 00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,610 Well, where do I start, honey? 342 00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:50,630 Uh, in the kitchen. We had a little problem this morning. 343 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,090 Oh, what happened? 344 00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:56,970 Well, uh, the washing machine went bananas and, uh... Well, let's take a 345 00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:59,330 and see what's going on. Oh, no, no. 346 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,190 No wonder. 347 00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:03,370 You're gonna cram your shirt? 348 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:19,700 Oh, jacks. 349 00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:20,860 That's cute. 350 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,880 That's cute. 351 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,520 And all your jacks in here together, not to mention you use too much soap. 352 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,420 That is your problem. 353 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:34,820 Well, that's what comes of letting Annabelle help with the laundry. 354 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:37,620 That sweet thing, trying to be helpful. 355 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,020 A genuine first. 356 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,040 Mrs. Schmaltz, get a hold of yourself. 357 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:49,110 I want you to finish this laundry and then sew up this dress. I need it for 358 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:53,290 tonight. Hold it, honey, hold it. When I came to work for you, there were a 359 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,690 couple of things we agreed upon I don't do. 360 00:32:55,950 --> 00:33:00,750 Number one is I don't do no personal maidens. I see. What is the number two 361 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,750 thing you won't do? 362 00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:03,590 Do we have to go into that again? 363 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:06,270 Just give me a refresher on it, Mrs. Schmaus. 364 00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:08,750 What is the number two thing you won't do? 365 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:13,910 The number two thing I don't do is I don't pick up pig pens. 366 00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:17,420 That's an honor. I've reserved for the mother of the pig. 367 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:21,060 Well, look at this. Dirty clothes. 368 00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:22,580 Ah. 369 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,560 Banana peel. 370 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,160 Half a paperback. 371 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:36,720 And now we get to see what's behind curtain number three. 372 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,360 A bicycle pump. 373 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,740 A broken water ski. 374 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:47,890 trouble. 375 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,980 a typewriter, not a television set. 376 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,080 And electric typewriters need electricity? 377 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,900 Yummy? 378 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:40,620 Electric? 379 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,699 Oh, well, that's how different it can be. 380 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:24,240 Well, go use one of the other machines. I'll give you a few extra minutes. 381 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:28,850 It's $14 .50. A check will be good. Check? I wonder how many years you get 382 00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:30,470 forgery. Will you take cash? 383 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,550 Yeah, some people still use that. 384 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:36,850 Okay, just a second. I have to get my mom's mother's... my purse. 385 00:36:43,950 --> 00:36:50,190 Hang in there, Lloyd. Just, I have to... Let me... I'll see you at the door. 386 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:00,630 on time. What are you on time? 387 00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:02,310 The carpets, remember? 388 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:03,630 It's Friday. 389 00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:05,170 Sure, sure. 390 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:07,490 Just slipped my mind. 391 00:37:08,030 --> 00:37:09,030 Cool it, man. 392 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,890 Can't let me start. No, just pick a carpet. 393 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,010 Can I get my 1450, Mrs. Andrews? 394 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:34,570 Excuse me, you've got a pair of pliers. Pliers? 395 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,230 Oh! 396 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:37,490 Listen, 397 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:42,370 here, you hold, Max. Max, hey, look, what are you looking for? Do I find this 398 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:43,370 gentleman? 399 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:44,650 Pliers. Pliers. 400 00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:51,710 I want my hair dryers. What are you... Hi, Mrs. 401 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:55,070 Andrews. Hi. Bet you thought you'd never see us again. No, never did. 402 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,410 Brought your nice, clean draperies back. Where did they go? Pickle. 403 00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:07,890 I'll tell you how it starts. 404 00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:13,350 Remember, Wendy, when you asked me if I saw that half bottle of gin on the bar 405 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:19,670 Monday? I suppose that was your way of accusing me of drinking your liquor. 406 00:39:19,730 --> 00:39:20,730 probably was. 407 00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:24,010 Well, I have a secret for you. 408 00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:26,370 Mrs. 409 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:29,210 Andrews, we've run into a little problem. 410 00:41:53,109 --> 00:41:55,850 No, but if you hum a few bars, maybe I can pick it out. 411 00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:07,770 The buffet is set up 412 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:11,570 on shore for this evening, but I thought that our clients and the investors 413 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:15,670 would have more fun with the show itself by watching it from this float. 414 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:21,290 There's an overall picture of the property, a good view of the shoreline. 415 00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:25,730 And there's an excellent viewing position for the fireworks display. 416 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:27,790 And, of course, the aquacade. 417 00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:31,770 I still think that we should have held out for the professional water skiers. 418 00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:35,230 Mr. Jennings, I can assure you there's going to be a top -notch show. 419 00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:38,330 My daughter and her ski club have been rehearsing for weeks. 420 00:42:38,650 --> 00:42:41,950 This is a big account, Andrews. You're sure that your daughter and these other 421 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,170 kids aren't in over their heads? 422 00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:48,110 Mr. Jofford, I can assure you that it's going to be very, very, very good. 423 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:49,390 And, well... 424 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:53,660 If I do say so myself, my daughter Annabelle is the star of the show. 425 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,800 You really should see her. 426 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,240 I can hardly wait. 427 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:01,420 Excuse me. 428 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,360 Hello? 429 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,100 It's my wife. 430 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,020 Hi, honey. 431 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,460 Well, if you fired her, you fired her. 432 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,480 I don't understand why you're so worried about how upset your mother's going to 433 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,040 be. Your mother lives in Dayton. 434 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,560 Well, I could have told you she was a heavy drinker. 435 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:25,440 That's not her mother. That's someone else. Listen, honey, I'm busy now. Could 436 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,080 you... The mechanic, too? 437 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,880 The carpet cleaners? 438 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,860 And the drapery man? 439 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,820 Is the dog still there? 440 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,640 No, no, I know that's not funny, Ellen. 441 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,700 Look, I'll take care of everything later. 442 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,640 Honey, I've got to go. 443 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Yeah, I'll see you at the marina at five. 444 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,860 Yeah. Don't forget my clothes. Yeah, come on. 445 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:01,460 What do you think, Max? 446 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,960 At least there's no ring around the collar. 447 00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:10,340 Great. 448 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,160 He's going to kill me. 449 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,620 a schmouse. I don't do any personal mating either. 450 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,440 Everybody around here's had breakfast but me. 451 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,080 Rotten ape face. A club. 452 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160 All right. 453 00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:37,380 Macaroni and cheese. 454 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,440 Breakfast at last. 455 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000 What a 456 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,520 Really bored. 457 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:53,860 Hmm. Bored. 458 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,080 I wonder if Boris is home. 459 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,240 Hey, Annabelle, now's your chance. 460 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:05,680 I can make a pitch for me when I'm not gorgeous. I mean, when I am gorgeous and 461 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,379 not me. 462 00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:07,380 What'll I say? 463 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,259 Let's see. 464 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,260 What's happening, man? 465 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,840 Hi, you lover boy. 466 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:12,220 Hello, Boris. 467 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,980 This is Mrs. Andrews across the street. 468 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,020 I was wondering, could I borrow a couple... 469 00:45:19,470 --> 00:45:20,510 Sugar's too corny. 470 00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:24,870 Kibble? 471 00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:27,730 Kibble. K -I -B -B -L -E. 472 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,710 You know, the stuffed dogs eat? 473 00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:33,430 Yeah, cat kibble. That'll be fine, too. 474 00:45:34,110 --> 00:45:36,190 When Max is hungry, he'll eat anything. 475 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:38,830 He's not a kibble quibbler, not he. 476 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:42,370 So I wonder, could you... No. 477 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:45,450 Annabelle's not home, so... 478 00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:54,040 He's coming over. I can't let him see me like this. 479 00:45:54,900 --> 00:46:00,160 I've got to find something devastating, sexy, slinky, velvet maybe. 480 00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:55,120 Hi, Mrs. Andrews. 481 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Far out. 482 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:02,600 Kathy kibbles with horse meat. And a ten -cent coupon for a little flea collar. 483 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,940 I can only stay a bit in there. Got a lot of homework. 484 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,640 Oh, Boris. I'll treasure it for life. I gotta go. 485 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:12,640 Yum, yum. Oh, Boris, that's a dreadful cold you have. 486 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,940 Oh, no, no. 487 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,880 Let me get you some vitamin C. 488 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,020 You don't have to, Mrs. Andrews. 489 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:21,600 You don't really have to. In a jewelry box. 490 00:47:40,430 --> 00:47:41,730 Canopy bed in a dollhouse? 491 00:47:41,970 --> 00:47:45,430 Yes, with a canopy bed in a dollhouse. He's a very peculiar boy. He's 492 00:47:45,690 --> 00:47:46,308 I'll say. 493 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:47,870 He's also a slob. 494 00:47:48,130 --> 00:47:49,130 Excuse me, Boris. 495 00:47:49,710 --> 00:47:54,470 Boris. Here, vitamin C. Take two. They're chewable. I'll eat one. Thank 496 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,149 They're good. 497 00:47:56,150 --> 00:47:57,150 Delicious. 498 00:47:57,650 --> 00:48:00,030 I don't really have a cold. It's adenoids. 499 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:01,790 Or an allergy to my brother. 500 00:48:02,710 --> 00:48:03,810 Anyway, it cuts a dose. 501 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:05,810 Keeps me whole from school. 502 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,540 cooped up in here just gets me crazy. 503 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,140 Sure. 504 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,180 But, uh, weren't you just kind of funny to be hacking her out? 505 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,160 You're right. 506 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,660 I'm going to put on some shoes. 507 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:31,780 You and your little boy have the same size feet? 508 00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:33,900 Yeah. Told you he's peculiar. 509 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:36,100 Okay. 510 00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:46,310 led United States intervention into what, class? 511 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:47,810 Korean conflict. 512 00:48:48,110 --> 00:48:50,690 Yes. And that took place when? 513 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:55,670 Children? In June or July of 1950 with the naval air and ground forces leading 514 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:56,670 the way. 515 00:48:56,810 --> 00:49:00,470 Precisely. Class, didn't anyone else do their preparation for today? 516 00:49:01,030 --> 00:49:02,330 Go on, Annabelle. 517 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:04,870 Brownie points coming right up. 518 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:10,010 Well, in order to fully comprehend the nature of the Korean conflict, it is 519 00:49:10,010 --> 00:49:11,710 necessary to review all the events. 520 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:15,120 Is that very hard to throw? 521 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,640 Not if you know how. 522 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,500 Want me to show you? 523 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,060 Mm -hmm. 524 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,180 Come here. 525 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,920 Okay. 526 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:28,120 Okay. 527 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:30,400 Excuse me, I... Okay. 528 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,340 You swing your arm back, then bring it forward. 529 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:37,740 You swing it back, then you bring it forward. 530 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,160 Then you swing it back, then you bring it... 531 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,800 Say, I bet you'd do great for a lady. 532 00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:55,620 Oh, if you think I'd be good, you should show Annabelle sometime. She'd really 533 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:58,260 be good. She'd be so good. I'd rather show you. 534 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,320 Not Mom. 535 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,960 Me, dum -dum. 536 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,840 Actually, Boris, lately Annabelle has completely changed. 537 00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:12,960 She's no longer the same person who cut your head open with a tin shovel in the 538 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,220 playground five years ago. Four. 539 00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:16,860 Still got the scar. 540 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,640 Eight. Four. 541 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:24,040 Anyway, if you've seen her lately, you wouldn't recognize her. Does she still 542 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,040 have braces? 543 00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,740 Because if she still has braces, I'd recognize her. 544 00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:31,720 I mean, now Annabelle is so nice. 545 00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:33,640 She's nice, nice, nice. 546 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,160 Well, I'm sure she is. 547 00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:36,399 Extremely nice. 548 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,540 But Miss Andrews, to be perfectly frank, that's not saying much. 549 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:42,620 Forrest, you turkey, I can't bear it. 550 00:51:04,710 --> 00:51:05,810 Open me. 551 00:51:07,810 --> 00:51:10,110 Clam up and... Hmm. 552 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:11,890 Very cute. 553 00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:16,250 Go ahead, Annabelle. You're doing just fine. 554 00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:20,650 Responsibility fell on the Eisenhower administration, which was the first 555 00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:24,710 Republican administration in 20 years. The most salient characteristic, 556 00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:26,330 of the Eisenhower years was... 557 00:51:29,610 --> 00:51:32,310 I'm sorry, Mrs. Benson. I seem to have dropped a book. 558 00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:38,230 I've got to get some books at the locker. I'll meet you after class. 559 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,330 Hey, I have an even better idea. 560 00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:41,830 Come on, I'll show you. 561 00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:47,350 You're too much. I just can't believe it, Annabelle. One day you don't know 562 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:50,070 first thing about history, and today you made us all look like a bunch of 563 00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:51,070 dummies. 564 00:52:27,370 --> 00:52:28,790 We could play Monopoly, something. 565 00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:30,150 Well, I'd like that. 566 00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:34,230 Yeah? You know, most grown -ups don't want to play games. They're always too 567 00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:35,230 busy or something. 568 00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:39,230 But then, uh, you're not the same as most grown -ups. 569 00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:40,790 Go on, I love it. 570 00:52:41,570 --> 00:52:42,970 You're, uh... Yeah. 571 00:52:43,390 --> 00:52:46,890 Well, did you notice my allergy's completely gone? 572 00:52:47,410 --> 00:52:51,930 Yeah. Maybe I'm allergic to my own mother, but I'm certainly not allergic 573 00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:52,930 you. 574 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,270 In fact, I kind of wish I was 20 years older. 575 00:52:58,350 --> 00:53:01,370 We're 20 years younger. Or something like that, I guess. 576 00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:08,970 Well, see you, Boris. 577 00:53:10,210 --> 00:53:12,110 And Mrs. Andrews? Well, 578 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:14,010 you shouldn't blame yourself. 579 00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:17,450 I mean, it's not your fault that Annabelle's the way she is. 580 00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:20,990 I mean, she's probably what they call a... a bat seed. 581 00:53:28,590 --> 00:53:29,590 I wish I was dead. 582 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,980 Anything should go wrong. I mean, anything. Why should it? 583 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,340 Well, like I told you this morning, I'm not the same person today. So I've 584 00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:59,640 noticed. But you know you have to snap out of it. This is a real important 585 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,520 I'll try. 586 00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:35,590 Mrs. Schmouse. Yahoo! 587 00:57:36,150 --> 00:57:38,830 You didn't like her either, I take it. Like her? 588 00:57:39,210 --> 00:57:40,650 Mom, I hate her. 589 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:45,490 She talks cross and smells funny. But mostly I hate her because she says 590 00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:49,930 Annabelle's a spoiled brat and a pig. I heard that once already today. I don't 591 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:50,930 have to hear it again. 592 00:57:51,450 --> 00:57:52,690 Besides, does it make sense? 593 00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:57,350 You hate Mrs. Schmouse because Mrs. Schmouse hates Annabelle. But Annabelle 594 00:57:57,350 --> 00:58:00,930 hates you. So if I write the person you should hate is Annabelle. 595 01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:39,480 because there's nothing more annoying in the whole entire world than a little 596 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,720 blue -eyed saint with perfect teeth who's always on time, never has a messy 597 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,720 room. 598 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,240 Do you hate me, too? 599 01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:50,720 Don't be a jackass. I'm just trying to tell you why Annabelle hates you. But 600 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,720 I... 601 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:57,520 Honey, where have you been? 602 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,520 Never mind. We've got problems. 603 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,140 That rat think Mary Kay. 604 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,120 She called you, told you about the boomerang through the window, did she? 605 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,140 I've got a real problem now. Will you listen to me for half a minute? 606 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,520 We have no buffet for the marina tonight. 607 01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:14,740 There was some confusion. 608 01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:17,600 Mrs. White thought Mrs. Matthews was going to handle it. Mrs. Matthews 609 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,540 Mrs. White was going to handle it. So, big deal. Who's going to handle it? 610 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,960 You are. Me? 611 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,520 It should be a snap. Thanks, love. Goodbye. 612 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:40,080 Male chauvinist pig. 613 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:44,020 Mommy, why did you call Daddy male chauvinist pig just now? 614 01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:45,540 Because that's what he is. 615 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,120 But what is one? 616 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:53,020 A male chauvinist pig is a husband who spends three months taking bows for a 617 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:54,420 shindig. He's going to throw them when he... 618 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:12,880 a minute, please? 619 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000 Can I help you? 620 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:17,800 Yes, could you please tell Mr. Andrews that his daughter would like to see him, 621 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,819 please? 622 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:19,820 Mr. Andrews? 623 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,180 Your daughter is here. 624 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,500 Fine. 625 01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:27,880 Would you walk this way, please? 626 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,460 You've got to be kidding. 627 01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:36,180 You're the new secretary, I suppose. 628 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,780 Enjoying your work, are you? Oh, very much. 629 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,500 How does Mr. Andrews work for? Oh, he's just a doll. 630 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:44,920 Why, we get along. 631 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:50,860 He's pleasant. 632 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,420 And very professional. 633 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,560 I can't complain. 634 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,160 I can. 635 01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:05,120 You know, Miss... Gibbons. Gibbons, Miss Gibbons, yes. My father's an extremely 636 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,340 devoted family man. 637 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,700 Extremely devoted. 638 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:09,340 Oh, I know he is. 639 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,860 He talks about you and your mother all the time. 640 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:17,000 She must be a lovely person. 641 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,540 Darn tootin', she's quite a doll also. 642 01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:23,340 Dangerous lady to lock horns with, though, if you know what I mean. 643 01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:40,950 Why didn't you tell Mom about your new secretary? 644 01:07:41,630 --> 01:07:42,630 What's there to tell? 645 01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,570 Darling, you always used to tell me. 646 01:07:49,310 --> 01:07:52,150 Too late, Miss Gibbons. I've already seen your action. 647 01:07:53,430 --> 01:07:56,390 Excuse me, Mr. Andrews, but you wanted to sign this as soon as it was ready? 648 01:07:56,430 --> 01:07:57,430 Yeah, yeah, thanks. 649 01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:01,350 Lucille, you're not going somewhere? 650 01:08:01,650 --> 01:08:02,569 Oh, no. 651 01:08:02,570 --> 01:08:05,130 It's just a bit chilly in here, don't you think? 652 01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:06,630 Oh, oh, yeah. 653 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,040 I hadn't noticed. 654 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,220 Oh. 655 01:08:11,540 --> 01:08:12,540 Thank you. 656 01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:14,060 Mm -hmm. 657 01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:20,560 Now, uh, what can I do for you? 658 01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:22,100 Now, look at me. 659 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:23,220 Aren't I revolting? 660 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,399 Well, you look like a typical teenager to me. Right, and I think it's time for 661 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,460 change. You came all the way here to ask me that? 662 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,040 Well, no, not exactly. 663 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,640 You know, I'm getting my braces off this afternoon, and, uh... 664 01:08:35,470 --> 01:08:39,529 I thought that I'd get my hair done and my nails, you know, what's left of them. 665 01:08:39,729 --> 01:08:41,370 Well, you don't need my permission for all that. 666 01:08:42,430 --> 01:08:46,330 Oh, I know, but I thought I'd go out and get some new clothes to go along with 667 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:47,330 the new me, you know. 668 01:08:47,550 --> 01:08:50,710 And I wondered if I could borrow some of your credit cards with a note of 669 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:53,109 authorization. Oh, sure, sure. Hey, we can do that. 670 01:08:53,609 --> 01:08:54,870 Miss Gibbons can take care of it. 671 01:08:55,370 --> 01:08:56,370 I'll bet she can. 672 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:58,529 I think I hate Miss Gibbons. 673 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:08,139 Yes, Mr. Andrews? 674 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,140 Yeah. 675 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,680 Would you take a short note, please? 676 01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:23,540 Yes, sir. 677 01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:26,740 To whom it may concern? 678 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,200 To whom it may concern. 679 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:36,660 Please allow my daughter, Annabelle Andrews, whose signature appears below, 680 01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:39,779 use my credit cards, etc., etc., etc., sincerely yours. 681 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:41,060 Got that? 682 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,120 Certainly. 683 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:44,020 I've got ready for you in a jiffy. 684 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,280 Ugly looking thing, isn't she? 685 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:56,820 Well, I'll tell you the truth. 686 01:09:57,340 --> 01:10:00,060 I've seen her look better, but she's got a lot on her mind. 687 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:01,750 She better not have. 688 01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:03,350 Such as? 689 01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:06,870 Husband's out of a job, sick kid, and a difficult mother -in -law. 690 01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:09,670 Annabelle, I don't have time to spend on this. 691 01:10:10,950 --> 01:10:13,670 Anything else I can do for you? Oh, no, nothing. This is fine. 692 01:10:14,470 --> 01:10:15,730 Yeah. Thanks a lot, Daddy. 693 01:10:16,110 --> 01:10:20,050 Ellen Andrews, you are a conniving, suspicious old bat. 694 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:21,950 Thanks a lot, Daddy. 695 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:28,630 Okay, preheat oven to 325. How do you do that? 696 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:33,620 Turn it to preheat, stupid -o. Oh, sweetie, preheat on our stove is when 697 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:36,780 oven and the broiler are both on. It gets hot fester. 698 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Oh. 699 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,780 For a 20 -pound bird, that will take six and a half hours. 700 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:45,060 Do we have time? 701 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,300 Only if you double everything. Turn it up full last. 702 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,180 after my armpits in moth and gunk? Who is it? What do they want? 703 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,140 Who are you and what do you want? 704 01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,460 Okay, I'll tell her. 705 01:11:08,260 --> 01:11:09,820 That was the principal's office. 706 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:13,840 He says that you're 15 minutes late for the conference with him about Annabelle. 707 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,020 Mr. Duke? 708 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,710 Would you like to babysit a small boy and a turkey? 709 01:11:42,930 --> 01:11:44,330 See, what else can I tell you? 710 01:11:44,850 --> 01:11:45,970 Birds in the oven. 711 01:11:46,330 --> 01:11:48,510 Just don't touch yourselves, whatever you do. 712 01:11:49,050 --> 01:11:52,650 And, uh, say, Boris, you didn't say you... You couldn't whip up a dessert 713 01:11:52,650 --> 01:11:53,930 about 25, could you? 714 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,350 Oh, you know, jello, something like that. 715 01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:58,290 I made a chocolate mousse once. 716 01:11:58,710 --> 01:11:59,830 Terrific! Do that again. 717 01:12:00,130 --> 01:12:01,130 He's gonna cook? 718 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:04,890 Isn't that sort of a sissy thing to do? Look who's talking. 719 01:12:05,210 --> 01:12:07,670 The kid with the canopy bed in the dollhouse. 720 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,660 I wouldn't mention that if I were you. We're sensitive on the subject. You two 721 01:12:13,660 --> 01:12:14,660 want to get along. I can imagine. 722 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,300 Everything fine? Okay. I'm off and ready. Good. 723 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:36,290 come up with a grade like that. What about her classwork? Doesn't she talk up 724 01:14:36,290 --> 01:14:38,010 class all the time? 725 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:39,890 Well, doesn't that add up to something? 726 01:14:40,150 --> 01:14:41,150 It does. 727 01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:46,850 37. But Annabelle has an extraordinary IQ, and her verbal aptitude is higher 728 01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:47,870 than a college freshman. 729 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:51,730 What? Nobody ever told me that. Why didn't you tell me that? 730 01:14:52,150 --> 01:14:53,370 I'm really a whiz? 731 01:14:53,630 --> 01:14:55,890 I admire and love your little girl. 732 01:14:56,350 --> 01:15:00,170 She's the kind of child every teacher dreams of discovering in her classroom. 733 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:05,080 And when you finally do and can't get through to her at all, then you have to 734 01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:09,540 face the fact that perhaps I am the failure and that Annabelle in more 735 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:13,340 hands than mine would learn to implement the special gifts that God gave her. 736 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,420 But I don't have that ability, I guess. 737 01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:21,280 And it just breaks my heart. Come now, Miss McQuirk, don't cry. 738 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:26,060 It's not your fault. She's sometimes a bit of a flaky chick, that's all. 739 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,900 Mrs. Andrews, this is your daughter we're discussing. 740 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:35,980 Yes, I know. Well, she's suddenly changed from a model student to a... 741 01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:37,260 chick, as you say. 742 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,940 There has to be a reason for her behavior. 743 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,440 A variation in her environment? 744 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:46,480 The emergence of a heretofore suppressed sibling rivalry? 745 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,800 Will you run that by me in plain English, please? 746 01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:53,280 Does your family favor your son over your daughter? 747 01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:55,480 Ain't faith. No, he's just a kid. 748 01:15:55,860 --> 01:15:59,020 Well, she's obviously rebelling at something. 749 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,340 I think she just wants to do her own thing. That's it. 750 01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:07,120 Naturally. That's the normal teenage... Could it possibly be you? 751 01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:08,540 Are you an attentive mother? 752 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,100 Too darned attentive, I'd say. 753 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,460 Are you understanding? 754 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:15,240 Never. Over -demanding? 755 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:16,940 You bet. 756 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,220 Hey, this is fun. 757 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:23,620 With all due respect, Mrs. Andrews, do you consider yourself an able parent? 758 01:16:25,870 --> 01:16:30,770 I'm not number one on the charts, but I'd say I'm in the top ten. You are 759 01:16:30,770 --> 01:16:35,010 toward your daughter, aren't you? Of course I am. What kind of question is 760 01:16:35,130 --> 01:16:36,510 That's a dumb question. 761 01:16:36,870 --> 01:16:38,790 Yeah, what kind of a dumb question is that? 762 01:16:39,030 --> 01:16:44,870 Mrs. Andrews, this is going to be a little more difficult than I... Tell me, 763 01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:48,170 is there trouble between you and your husband? 764 01:16:48,610 --> 01:16:50,430 Now hold on, Charlie. 765 01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:52,050 Charles, please. 766 01:16:52,450 --> 01:16:56,900 Charles, this thing is getting out of hand. We're here to talk about grades, 767 01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:57,900 my father. 768 01:16:58,160 --> 01:16:59,260 Oh, Mrs. 769 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,280 Andrews, did you hear what you just said? 770 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:04,760 Yes, I called my husband my father, big deal. 771 01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:09,200 Rather revealing, don't you think? I think you people have an awful lot of 772 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,160 prying into people's personal affairs. 773 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,520 Out of the way to go, Mom. 774 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:15,500 We're interested in getting at the root of Annabelle's problem. 775 01:17:16,060 --> 01:17:20,140 She needs help. Yes, and she's not the only one. 776 01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:23,140 Besides, I think she just got that help. 777 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:28,000 Come Monday morning, you're going to see a brand new Annabelle. Well, we mustn't 778 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:32,580 expect her to change just like that. Stranger things have happened, McQuirk. 779 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,400 Did you think we'd turn it off? 780 01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:38,040 Sounds like it's going to explode. 781 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,160 Nope, your mother said not to touch it. 782 01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:41,980 Now what happens? 783 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:45,780 The melted chocolate gets blended with the egg whites and the brandy. 784 01:18:22,730 --> 01:18:23,730 pies. Yeah. 785 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:25,430 Blew up by mistake. 786 01:18:25,670 --> 01:18:27,050 Blew up? You're joking. 787 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,610 And Mom, the turkey's about to... That's enough, Max. Let the chocolate soldier 788 01:18:30,610 --> 01:18:31,910 go get washed up. 789 01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:33,130 Oh, great. 790 01:18:33,330 --> 01:18:34,650 All right, come on, you two. 791 01:18:34,850 --> 01:18:40,250 You clean up the walls. You clean up the body. To the showers. Go, go to the 792 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:42,270 showers. You, to the kitchen. 793 01:18:42,970 --> 01:18:43,970 It's a smell. 794 01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:26,900 I need her help now. 795 01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:03,160 Get this thing. We have some caddy kibble left on the shelf, some green 796 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:08,260 Tabasco sauce. We'll make a New Orleans casserole. We'll sprinkle little bread 797 01:20:08,260 --> 01:20:09,880 crumbs. I think I have some olives. 798 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,300 It'll be wonderful. 799 01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:13,780 Parsley! 800 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,260 your skis on. Everybody's waiting. I'm not going through with it, Bill. 801 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:47,260 No, look, please, please don't start that again. Look, I've been bragging 802 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:48,940 you for weeks. Don't let me down now, huh? Please. 803 01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:52,360 I'm not the same person you think I am right now, all right? Oh, you sound just 804 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,740 like your mother now. Come on, let's get into your skis. Come on, let's find 805 01:20:54,740 --> 01:20:57,760 your skis, skis. Come on. You don't care whether I live or die, do you? We'll 806 01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,300 talk about that after the aqua cave now. Come on, come on now. I'll help you. 807 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,300 Come on, into the skis. There we are. 808 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:04,540 First to foot. 809 01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:06,860 Have we got everything? 810 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,040 Yeah, I think so. Where's the turkey? 811 01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,280 You mean... 812 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,940 Haven't you ever heard of smoked turkey? Go get it, Tiger. Okay, Laura. Listen, 813 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,480 Boris, I haven't got much time. 814 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,660 Oh, but there are a few kooky things about me you should know. 815 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:23,300 Please try and understand, okay? I need your help desperately. 816 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:28,120 You name it, Miss Andrews. Well, to begin with, I know it's hard to believe, 817 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,240 I don't know how to drive. 818 01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:31,480 You're right, I don't believe you. 819 01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:33,720 Do you drive, Boris? 820 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,940 Kinda, but I haven't got a license I can get arrested. 821 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:39,280 Better than getting killed. I can't drive. 822 01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:41,760 I'm only 13 years old. 823 01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:43,860 Sure. 824 01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,300 I'm only 38. 825 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,380 Please, Boris, don't you believe me? 826 01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:52,480 I'm not my mother. I'm Annabelle Andrews. I am in my mother's body. 827 01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:53,599 You understand. 828 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,820 Don't ask me how it happened. How did it happen? You don't believe me, do you? 829 01:21:57,180 --> 01:22:02,060 I think you're crazy. Boris, I cannot do that. Not in the very least. 830 01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:06,980 I am a fruitcake. But what kind of irresponsible person are you to let me, 831 01:22:06,980 --> 01:22:08,080 fruitcake, drive a car? 832 01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:09,600 I might get killed. 833 01:22:10,060 --> 01:22:10,978 Don't you care? 834 01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:11,980 Yeah, I care. 835 01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,420 All right. 836 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:19,920 If you care, get into this car and drive me to the marina so I can save my dad's 837 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,580 neck and my mommy's life. 838 01:22:21,860 --> 01:22:22,860 Well, I don't care that much. 839 01:34:55,950 --> 01:34:58,270 I bought you a new outfit, but you don't have to wear it. 840 01:34:58,730 --> 01:35:00,830 Your teeth, don't you like your new teeth? 841 01:35:01,190 --> 01:35:04,590 I wasn't talking about the way I look. I was talking about the way I am. What? 842 01:35:05,930 --> 01:35:07,750 I am so much smarter than I thought. 843 01:36:03,820 --> 01:36:04,820 completely different person. 844 01:36:05,620 --> 01:36:08,140 Well, maybe not completely yet, but I'm working on it. 845 01:36:10,460 --> 01:36:12,480 You're being less indirect with me, Ellen. 846 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:15,300 Frankly, I'm a little worried about your mom, though. 847 01:36:15,540 --> 01:36:16,960 She's acting kind of weird, you know? 848 01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:19,640 You don't think she's what they call a bad seed, do you? 849 01:36:21,220 --> 01:36:24,680 Well, I think you'll be noticing some changes in her, too. 850 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:27,500 Yeah, well, I like a more level -headed woman like you. 851 01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:28,780 You know what I mean? 852 01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:31,360 Yeah, I think I know what you mean, Boris. 853 01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:37,330 get some pizza. 854 01:36:37,830 --> 01:36:39,950 Come on, you want to go with us? 855 01:36:40,330 --> 01:36:41,330 Me? Really, me? 856 01:36:42,010 --> 01:36:43,010 Really, come on. 857 01:36:44,970 --> 01:36:45,970 Oh, man. 858 01:36:48,150 --> 01:36:50,490 Ellen, what I saw you do today was impossible. 859 01:36:51,390 --> 01:36:54,190 Now, how can you sit there? We're all going to go out and get some pizza. 860 01:36:54,210 --> 01:36:55,210 Anybody want any? 861 01:36:55,230 --> 01:36:57,690 Annabelle, I can't get a straight answer out of your mother. Would you please 862 01:36:57,690 --> 01:36:59,810 explain some of what happened today to me, please? 863 01:37:00,210 --> 01:37:01,210 Look, 864 01:37:01,350 --> 01:37:03,250 did I or did I not? 865 01:37:05,340 --> 01:37:06,340 Into the water. 866 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:07,440 Well, yes and no. 867 01:37:08,980 --> 01:37:10,080 Great, great. 868 01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:11,420 You're just like your mother. 869 01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:13,420 Thanks. 870 01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:16,900 Mom, Boris and I are going to go to the beach tomorrow. 871 01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:18,440 Can you drop us off? 872 01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:19,760 Why, sure. 873 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,140 Why, that's very nice. 874 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:22,199 I could do it. 875 01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:24,740 I've got to go in and get started on my Japanese motorcycle campaign. 876 01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:27,240 What am I going to do while everyone else is busy? 877 01:37:27,580 --> 01:37:29,620 Tomorrow's Saturday. You ice skate, right? 878 01:37:36,460 --> 01:37:37,398 I love ice skating. 879 01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:42,400 Sometimes I'd wait for months. You get all the fun stuff to do, Dad, like kite 880 01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:43,860 flyers and ride motorcycles. 881 01:37:44,660 --> 01:37:47,400 Hey, look, as long as we're comparing Saturdays, I'd like to be in your shoes. 882 01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:48,740 And I'd rather be you. 883 01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:54,040 Bill, I wouldn't pursue this any further if I were you. You would not want to 884 01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,880 change places with Ben, believe me. 885 01:37:56,260 --> 01:37:59,280 Yeah, you don't want to change places with Dad over there.