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Boom. It's all set up.

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Want me to show you how to use this
thing?

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Uh -uh. Looks pretty self -explanatory.
Feet here, arms there, and I'm off.

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Enjoy. Thanks.

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quite a workout.

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Hold it.

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It appears you gentlemen are shoplifting
and not very well, I might add.

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Good morning, Ellen.

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Susan, hi.

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Oh, good. You already started. Okay. I
need this whole area cleared out. The

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tables and chairs will be delivered in
an hour.

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That's right. The whole area. One hour.
Let's get cracking.

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So, are we making some changes around
here?

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Yes. I've decided to take part of the
bookstore and turn it into a coffee

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I've hired someone who'll be in charge.

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Oh. Well, guess you'll be getting rid of
me then, huh?

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You're not getting rid of me, are you?

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Why would I do that?

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I don't know. I mean, it's just that you
made all these changes around here and

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you didn't tell me.

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Not that you have to tell me. You are
the boss and I am the bossy.

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It's going to be very exciting.

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I've stolen away Joe Farrell from the
Café London.

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He's one of the city's best young
brewmasters.

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Room master.

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I like that. Can I be the book master?

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Ellen, you will be Joe's immediate
superior.

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I hope you're comfortable with that.

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Are you kidding me?

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Comfortable? I'm cozy.

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Snuggled right up to that idea.

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I will have a staff.

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I will have people.

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And I will be good to them.

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Yes, well, whatever.

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I'm bookmaster.

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I'm so excited. I get to have my first
employee.

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I think it's going to be great.

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What do I do?

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I'll tell you what I try to do with my
people.

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What people? Well, person.

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I thought he quit.

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Well, actually, it was promoted. He's
now my boss.

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But with me, he's tough but fair.

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Good, good.

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Okay, if you're going to criticize
someone, start out with a compliment.

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Hey, that's a nice shirt you're wearing,
but that's stupid advice.

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Well done. Thanks.

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What else?

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Demand punctuality, hairnets around
food, and don't take any guff.

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Don't take any guff.

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I'm not sure I know what guff is, but I
won't take any.

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No guff.

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Not even a gufflet.

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Hi, guys. Hi. Hello,

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Steve. How are you doing?

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We were just on our way out to dinner,
and we thought we'd stop by.

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It's our three -week anniversary.

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We're at the time gone.

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What is the traditional gift for three
weeks of dating? Actually, I think it's

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favor. You guys doing anything tomorrow
night?

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Oh, in fact, we are celebrating the 98th
week anniversary of our being

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roommates.

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What are you getting me?

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Well, you see, there's this really big
fight tomorrow night. Of course.

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Holyfield Bow 3.

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Well, I don't have cable in where Steve
lives. They don't have pay -per -view.

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Oh, sure. Watch it here. That'd be
great. Oh, very cool. I'm looking

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this fight. Me too.

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You? You're looking forward to boxing?

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You have to leave the room when Siskel
disagrees with Ebert.

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Steve and I have watched some fights
together, and I kind of like it.

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You see, boxing is very primal, very
animal, and many women find it erotic.

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Oh, yeah, very erotic.

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Especially when their eyes swell shut
and blood is dribbling down their faces.

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When they spit into the bucket.

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Sometimes they even vomit.

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Oh, catch me.

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Got ya.

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Man, Ellen, you really crack me up. I
would love to sit next to you at a

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match. Are you crazy? I wouldn't say
these things at a boxing match. A fight

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might break out.

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I'm up for it. Ellen.

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Spitting, vomiting, try and keep me
away.

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Oh, great.

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Thank you so much.

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This is terrific.

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Okay, we'll see you guys tomorrow night.
Bye -bye. Happy anniversary.

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Bye -bye.

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Please tell me you saw it this time.

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What? He kissed me. He couldn't keep his
hands off me.

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I've been in bed with men who haven't
touched me that much.

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He's just the kind of guy he is.

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Doesn't mean anything.

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I mean, he's patted my behind a couple
of times.

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He's patted your rear end? Well, not
like, oh my, that's soft and delightful.

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Like, attaboy, nice tackle.

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I'm telling you, he's clearly hitting on
me. I've got to tell her.

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Stay out of it.

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What kind of best friend am I if I don't
stick my nose in her personal life?

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I've got to tell her. I just wish I had
proof.

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Well, if you need proof, get proof.

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You know, get him alone.

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See if he makes a move.

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Maybe you lure him in a little bit.

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Lure him in? Like what?

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Um, Steve, I seem to have spilled some
Chardonnay on my blouse. Could you help

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me get it off?

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Hi. How are you doing?

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Not that you have to punch a clock
around here. I'm not that kind of a

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Even though I am the boss.

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Yeah, Susan told me you're in charge,
and that's good.

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Because I'm going to need some things.

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Some number four industrial -sized
bleach -free filters.

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Give me a growth.

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I'm going to need some Demitasse cups.

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Not this lead -tainted South American
crap.

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We'll have to have a lot more tables and
chairs.

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As soon as word gets out that I'm here,
this place is going to be jumping.

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Do we need all these books?

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Well, the customers kind of like them.

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Here's the good news.

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I will start your morning off with a
special cup of my brew, free of charge.

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Now, this is the good stuff. Only one
cup a day.

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Don't let it get around.

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Ooh, I don't like coffee.

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What was that?

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I don't drink coffee. It just tastes
bitter.

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Bitter. Well, not bitter angry.

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But, you know, bitter yuck.

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I know what you're going to say. Try
putting sugar in it. How many times have

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heard that in my life? I've tried that,
and to me it still tastes like a big old

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hot cup of moldy feet.

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I see.

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I like tea. Do you make tea?

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Let's find out.

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I can't believe we have to pay $49 .95
for this fight and wait in line for the

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Discrambler box.

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Hey, for this kind of money, they ought
to come and fight in our living room,

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right? You are right as rain, my friend.

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You a fight fan?

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Oh, yeah.

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I love a good fight.

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So primal, so animal.

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Many women find it erotic.

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So, uh, so who you like in this fight?

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I like them both. They both seem like
fine gentlemen.

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Did you have money on the last fight?

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Yeah.

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A lot of money. I bet the house, in
fact, and I won.

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You bet the house on Holyfield?

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Mm -hmm. How much did you win?

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Well, I bet the house, though I won a
house.

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So now I have two. Two houses. I go back
and forth every day. It's kind of a

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pain, actually. That's why I'm betting
them both on this fight. That way, if I

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win, I'll have four houses. I can trade
them in for a hotel.

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Three, two, one.

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Descramble. And we have picture.

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Although it's a little distorted.

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No, that's Don King. He always looks
like that.

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Here we go. This is the main event.

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Hey, give me a nod when it becomes
erotic, huh?

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You are going to love this. Trust me.

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Evander Holyfield looks ready.

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Evander Holyfield. What kind of name is
that?

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No wonder he became a boxer. I bet he
got teased a lot as a kid.

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Evander the salamander.

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Evander, go and take a gander.

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Evander, stupid head.

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even last 15 seconds. We didn't even
have time to get properly aroused.

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$49 .95. I want more entertainment.

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Clear the ring. Get some dancers. Have
that handsome Don Ting sing a song.

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I am a lineman for the county.

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Anybody hungry?

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I could eat.

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Chinese takeout?

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Let's go.

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You guys want to come?

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Even if they shaved a poodle on stage.
Do you know what I'm saying?

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You know what? I think I'm actually
going to stay behind and catch the post

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-fight interviews.

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You know, Ellen, maybe you'd like to
stay behind and keep me company.

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Um, sure.

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Sure.

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Okay, so, um, Holly and I'll just get
the food, and you and Steve will just

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hang out here.

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Okay.

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Cool.

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Bye. Bye.

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So we have a new heavyweight champion.

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Let's hope his reign is just.

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You know, I just wish the fight had
lasted longer.

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You really look like you were having a
fun time.

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Oh, well, I'm a fun fan.

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I love fun.

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You know why?

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Why?

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Because it's fun.

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You know, I've been wanting to get to
know you better for some time now.

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What exactly do you have in mind?

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Well, you know, I mean, we have a half
an hour to ourselves, right?

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Well, let's make the most of it.

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Steve, I'm getting that I'm about to be
kissed feeling.

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You got my wallet.

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What's going on?

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I'm not sure. I mean, I thought I was
trying to have a conversation with your

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friend, and all of a sudden she makes a
clumsy pass at me.

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This is one of those misunderstandings
that we are going to look back on and

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laugh and laugh and laugh about.

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You see, I was testing Steve to see if
he was going to hit on me.

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And since we're going to laugh someday
anyway, why don't we just get it over

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with now?

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Honey,

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I'm going to wait outside.

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Why would you think Steve was hitting on
you? Well, there was hugging. So?

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He's affectionate. It was more than
that. I mean, he's rubbed my shoulders.

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But he said things. He wants to get to
know me better. I mean, what did that

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sound like?

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Friendly conversation.

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Sure, you can look at it that way. But,
I mean, from where I stand, I mean, I'm

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telling you, I'm way off base, aren't I?

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Yeah, big time.

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I'm so embarrassed.

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You know what it was?

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It was the boxing. I was just so turned
on. Woo!

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Ellen, I can't talk about this right
now, okay? Let's just call it a night.

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Okay. Okay. You kids go on now.

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Okay. Call me.

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I had fun. I love the boxing, and I love
you.

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Not like that.

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You know, it's just the best anywhere,
Joe.

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Well, you want to wet your lips and let
the smallest trickle of flavor ease down

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your throat where the warmth and power
will just explode inside you.

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Thanks, Joe.

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Thank you.

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Idiots.

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So, what's brewing?

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A little coffee humor.

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A brouhaha, if you will.

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Just trying to get a little office
camaraderie going here.

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Well, there you go.

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So you're building a stage there, are
you?

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Guess you'll have the occasional
musician drop by, do a little jamming.

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Actually, it's for poetry reading.

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Ah, poetry.

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Finally, Joe, you and I have something
in common.

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Forsooth, that such time passed before
we discovered our mutual love of verse.

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I hate poetry.

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Did I say poetry?

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I meant carpentry.

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What you got there, two by fours?

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Here's me.

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Here's your point.

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I can't find it.

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We're not getting along here, are we?

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I think I know what our problem is.

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You do?

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Yes. The reason we're not getting along
is because of the incredible sexual

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tension between us.

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You know what that is, Joe?

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That's guff.

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I'm not taking any guff.

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Not from you, not from anyone.

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I don't like guff. I don't like coffee,

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I don't like boxing. The bottom line
is...

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I am the manager and you make coffee.
Understood?

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Did that seem bossy? I don't want to
sound bossy. No, it was good. Okay.

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Helen.

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Steve, what are you doing here?

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Hi.

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Is there someplace private we could
talk?

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Sure.

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Look, I'm sorry. That was a terrible
mistake.

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Yes, tell me about it. Who knew Holly
was going to be coming back in?

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We ought to be a lot more careful next
time.

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What?

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Well, you know, I've always been
attracted to you.

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But after last night, after I felt your
desire for me, all I can think about is

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touching you. Oh, hold it, hold it, hold
it. Didn't you hear what I said to

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Holly? I wasn't coming on to you.

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Right. And I wasn't coming on to you
either.

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You're good.

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You know, if we work together on this,
we're never going to get caught.

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Hi. Hi.

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I know why I'm here. I know you called
me over to apologize.

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And I really appreciate it.

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Steve came to the bookstore today, said
he wants to touch me.

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That's not much of an apology.

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Okay, I'm really sorry Steve wants to
touch me.

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Ellen, I can't believe you're butting
into my personal life again.

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You're not my mother.

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I know that. It's just that you're such
a sweet girl and he's a bad, bad man.

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I just don't want to see you get hurt.

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Go to the bathroom now.

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What? It's Steve. I kind of invited him
over. Ellen, I think you have a serious

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problem. Look, this is the last time I'm
going to meddle in your life. Just go

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wait in the bathroom and listen
carefully.

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You want me to go stand in the bathroom?
Yes, just until your boyfriend touches

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me and then we'll go out for pizza.

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Hi,

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Steve. Come on in.

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I'm glad you called and asked me to come
over.

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You sounded very, uh...

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Eager on the phone.

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Yeah, I am. I'm eager to talk about what
we talked about earlier this afternoon.

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What a conversation that was, huh?

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Let's relive it. I said, hello, Steve,
and you said... What are you doing?

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No, that's not what you said.

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I seem to recall a little something like
you wanting me.

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Now, come on, repeat it to me, word for
word.

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What for?

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For my...

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Your journal.

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Right. I like to keep an exact record of
my life. You know, for my children.

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Where exactly did you want to touch me?

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Why don't we put this away for now?

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Believe me, you're going to have plenty
to write about later.

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No.

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Okay. This is going to be great. Let me
just run to the bathroom real quick,

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okay? Okay.

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Your daddy's all over me. No, I couldn't
hear a thing. Your toilet won't stop

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running. Well, just jiggle the handle. I
tried, but the problem's deeper. I

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think it's the flotation arm.

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Really? Yeah. No, you know, I think it's
the flapper seal. It may... What are we

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talking about?

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Hey, it stopped.

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Good. Okay, just pay attention.

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Is your shower dripping?

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Holly!

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Focus!

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Thank you. Holly!

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Guess I should thank you. Ah, just buy
me a nice gift on Mother's Day.

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Holly, I feel really terrible about
this.

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Can I call you?

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No.

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How about you?

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There could be an answer. It may not be
too late.

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But it involves a transfer.

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Try love instead of hate.

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All you can do is be good to people and
hope that those people will be good to

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you too.

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But good luck.

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I doubt it.