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Adam, play a word. I can't think of one.

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Boring.

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Tedious.

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Interminable.

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Life -sucking.

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Life -sucking. That's a hyphenation.
Okay, okay. I got one.

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Oh, Adam.

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Okay. Okay.

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F -U -S -U -R

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-R -U -S.

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Look at that. I used all my tile.

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Susurus?

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Susurus. It's a dinosaur.

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Looks sort of like a reindeer.

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74 points.

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Susurrus or susurrus is not a word.
Holly, challenge him. You challenge him.

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What if you got to lose? You're in third
place.

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Don't be a susurrus.

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All right.

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I challenge.

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F.

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F. I know.

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You. I know.

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It's a word. Oh.

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You're kidding. A dinosaur, right?

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No, a slight rustling sound.

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Named for the dinosaur that makes it, so
we're both right.

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So, Holly, it looks like you missed your
turn again.

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Oh.

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Did you hear a caesaurus?

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Well, that was unbelievable.

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I can't believe we just spent three
hours at a monster truck post.

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Whose idea was that, anyway?

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I think it was yours. It was a stupid
idea.

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Does anybody mind if I take the bathroom
first?

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I was afraid to go there.

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Oh, I had the pleasure. You missed
something special. I had no idea how

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women smoke cigars.

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I would have stayed longer, but a fist
fight broke out over the last tampon.

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Your refrigerator's not working.

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Again? Gee, I wonder whose idea it was
to buy a used one.

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Yours?

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No. Okay, it was mine, but we saved a
lot of money, and that refrigerator is

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every bit as good as a new one, except
it doesn't defrost.

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Which you said you do, and you never do.
I defrost.

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Look.

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It's defrosted.

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We're getting a new one. No, I can fix
it.

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Adam, you can't fix a sandwich.

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Face it, our refrigerator's useful life,
it's over. It's dead.

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A little light has gone out.

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You really love that old guy, didn't
you?

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No, I don't want to spend 600 bucks.

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I know, but wouldn't it be nice to have
a nice new refrigerator, one that was

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big and quiet and had a crisper?

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Who needs crisp beer?

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We're going to get one. Oh, and 600
bucks in between jobs.

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Hey, I can get you one wholesale.

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You could? Yeah, they sell them at the
department store. We get a 35 % employee

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discount. Oh, no, I'd be more
comfortable just going to an appliance

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you crazy?

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35 %?

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Yeah, but there's a catch. There's no
catch. See?

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There's a catch. Whenever it looks like
you're going to get a great deal on

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something, there's always a catch.

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I'm telling you, there's no catch.

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Think.

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Well... Okay, technically you'd have to
say it's for me. Ah, there's the catch.

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How is that a catch?

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Anita, it just means they'll have to
deliver it to my apartment.

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Ah -ha.

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Big deal.

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We bring it over from her place, scoot
it in, and we've saved a bundle.

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Holly, settle an argument for us. No.

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Please, Ellen, if anything goes wrong,
I'll take care of it.

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That's what you said when we got the
cat.

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We had a cat?

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Okay, so I wasn't so good with the cat,
but I promise this is going to be a

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piece of cake.

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How much can plaster cost?

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You know, this is my day off. There are
a lot of things I could be doing.

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We really appreciate you helping us,
Holly. Do you?

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You just automatically assume when you
have something to move, Holly will help.

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That's how it is with most people.

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Watch out.

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It's good.

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Piece of cake.

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I mean, what are the chances of even
having 13 friends move in a year?

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There must be something about my face
that makes people want a bigger

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Well, the hard part's over, and we've
saved a lot of money.

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You know, I gotta admit, now that it's
here, I'm getting kind of excited.

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Look how deep it is.

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And wide.

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me something soggy.

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Look at you, and you were so sure there
was going to be a problem.

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There's a problem with the refrigerator.

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Excuse me?

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The large appliance manager wants to
give me an ice machine to go with it.

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is that a problem?

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He wants to install it himself.

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That's a problem.

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Can't you tell him not to?

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He's the sort of person who would just
show up uninvited with his toolkit.

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I had no idea that was the sort of
person.

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Ellen. If he comes to my apartment and
the refrigerator's not there, I could

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fired. So what, you want it back? Just
for a day. Anita!

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Well, what choice do I have? I don't
know. Tell him... Tell him you're having

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monogrammed. What is the big deal? Holly
will help you move it. You don't know

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that.

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Well, you could pretend like you don't.

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Adam, are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

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Got in an accident.

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What happened?

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I was sitting in a light, and this guy
in a beamer just hauled up from behind

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and whacked me. Did you get his name and
number? Yeah, but I'm not going to use

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it. Neither of our cars were hurt. What
about you, Adam? You should see a

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doctor. Too expensive.

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Because insurance will pay for it. Yeah,
but then his rates will go up. His

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rates? Who cares?

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He seemed like a nice guy.

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He was driving a Beamer. How nice can he
be?

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He's probably a lawyer or an agent.
Right now, I bet he's whooping it up

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some friends at some restaurant and you
can't even afford to drive past about

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what a dork you were to fall for his
nice guy routine.

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That's legal.

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My friend went to this great doctor when
she got into an accident. You want me

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to get his number? You bet I do.

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So, when can we move the refrigerator
back to my... What?

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Adam, can I throw away this Chinese
food? I might eat it.

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Oh, man.

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This is awful.

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Smell this.

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Smell.

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Oh, this is really revolting.

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What are you doing?

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I told you I might eat it.

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You know, this is how I like to spend my
free time, is moving heavy appliances

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across town. Maybe next Sunday we can
bring our stove to the beach.

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Here I am.

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Everybody's favorite mover.

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Mayflower, madam.

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Thanks, Holly. Where's Anita? She'll
meet us there.

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Oh, great. It's just the three of us
again.

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Adam, where are you going? I got a
doctor's appointment.

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Excuse me? To get checked out after my
accident.

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You promised you'd take care of
everything.

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Ellen, if my back is screwed up and I
move something heavy, who knows what

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happen? Let's find out.

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I promise. Just this once and then never
again.

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Where have I heard that before?

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You said it to me the last time I helped
you move.

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Sorry about the wait. It's crazy here
today.

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Spring's a big time for car accidents.

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I'd have guessed winter.

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Nah, people stay in during winter.
Nobody runs into anybody.

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I usually vacation then.

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Got in a car accident.

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Rear -ended? Yes.

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Good.

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How is that good?

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I'm sorry, it's not. It's horrible.

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Was the light red? Yes. Good.

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You sound like you're glad I was hit.

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Not at all.

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Does this hurt?

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No. How about this?

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Not really.

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Your back is seriously injured.

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You can tell from that?

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Hey, do I tell you how to be unemployed?

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You're going to need six weeks of daily
physical therapy. But I feel fine.

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Adam, I'm not going to force you, but it
could be worth your while.

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The other driver's insurance company has
to pay for more than just your medical

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expenses. They also have to reimburse
you for your suffering.

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I'm suffering?

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Isn't everyone?

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Now, I want you to see my friend Jeff
about the paperwork.

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A lawyer? Hold on, what are you running
here, a lawsuit mill?

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Are you a cop?

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No. Say it.

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Say, I am not a cop.

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I am not a cop.

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It's all perfectly legal.

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specialist says you're injured, then
who's to say you're not? Nobody gets

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except maybe a multi -billion dollar
insurance company. Oh, I don't know. I'm

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not very comfortable with all this.

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Ah, here's Delilah, your physical
therapist.

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Delilah, this is Adam.

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Hi, Adam.

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Now, what were you saying?

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Ow.

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Wait, let's just take a break. Hold it.

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do this. Not like you helped me. When I
moved last year, you both made excuses.

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Hey, there was no getting out of that
tennis game.

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I'm too nice.

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I have money saved.

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I should go into therapy and find out
why I let people walk all over me.

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You have money?

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Can I borrow it?

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Sure.

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Let's try it again.

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It's stuck. It's stuck.

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I can't believe what a hassle this is
turning out to be.

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We're like the slaves who built the
pyramids. Let's try it one more time.

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push.

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Push.

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Push.

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I hope that doctor is making Adam
suffer.

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Does it hurt?

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Oh, yes.

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Very much.

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I did something about my assertiveness
problem.

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I bought this self -help book.

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Oh, I could have gotten you one free
from the bookstore.

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I didn't want to ask. What's it say?

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Well, my mother was depressed, so as a
little girl, I thought if I acted out,

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I'd destroy her. And it's carried over
into my adult life. I'm terrified that

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I speak out about even the slightest
thing, the consequences will be

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This isn't what I ordered.

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So, say something.

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I'm afraid.

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I'm going to be late for my doctor's
appointment.

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Do you have another one?

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Let me see if I have this straight. You
keep going to the doctor, even though

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you're not hurt, so it'll look like
you're hurt to the insurance company.

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I am hurt.

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In a manner that has no symptoms and
requires massage to treat?

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Right.

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Adam, doesn't this seem a little scuzzy
to you?

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A little, I guess.

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But this guy has everything all set up.
You kind of get sucked into it.

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Well, just be careful, because a lot of
times in these cases, the slimy doctors

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and lawyers keep all the money, and
there's nothing left over for the person

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pretending to be injured.

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You want a chicken, not tuna. There's a
big difference.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, so how's our brand -new ice maker?

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Oh, right. Um, fine.

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There's been another problem.

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Why do you say that?

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Hasn't there?

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Well, there's a little one, but... It's
really very funny.

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Funny ha -ha or funny no refrigerator?

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00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:01,810
Well, last night, Jim, that's the large
appliance manager.

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When you say large appliance manager,
does that mean the appliances are large

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Jim is?

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Go on.

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Last night he came over to install the
ice machine, and we really hit it off

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well.

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How well?

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Well, let's just say that if I wanted
to, I could answer Adam's question.

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Oh, thank you for that.

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I was looking forward to a chicken salad
sandwich all morning.

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So now I suppose you have to keep our
refrigerator.

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Or lose my job. I mean, that
refrigerator was supposed to be for me,

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to mention that Jim would probably just
dump me like that.

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Over a refrigerator?

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They're his life.

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I am going to say something. It won't be
the end of the world.

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So?

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Now, what are we supposed to do for one?

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Well, you can take mine. I don't need
two.

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Oh, great. We get your small, noisy
refrigerator in exchange for our brand

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one with an ice maker.

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How long is this going to be for? Well,
it could be for a long time. I mean,

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we've really connected big time, and I
know that I've said this before, but I

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think he might be the one.

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Three weeks.

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Well, we might as well get this over
with today. Holly, can you help us move

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eat his refrigerator?

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No, no, no, I can't. I'm busy in any way
that I want to. Get somebody else and

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buy him a chicken salad sandwich, not
tuna. Oh, God. All right, hey, that's

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You're fired.

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No, no, don't give me that soft story
about your son's kidney.

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It would actually be doing something.

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It is.

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It's making them smell.

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What are you working on? My
interrogatories.

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Do you have any pains in your shoulders
or arms since the accident?

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Hmm.

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Yes, yes, I think there just might be a
slight twinge in there.

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Adam.

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Yes, definitely.

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I can't believe you're making up
injuries.

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My lawyer says there's nothing wrong
with it. Oh, well, I guess if a lawyer

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no ethical problem, I withdraw my
concern.

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My relationship is over.

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We get our refrigerator back.

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And I'm sorry.

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Sorry. He's a creep.

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What happened?

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Oh, he didn't answer his phone all last
night. And this morning when I got to

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work, the girl behind the obsession
counter thanked him for the ice machine.

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Well, it sounds like you're better off.
Yeah, I'll say. His whole world was

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large appliances. That's a very small
world, Ellen.

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You bought a clean one.

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So what do you say we celebrate your new
freedom by moving some refrigerators?

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Oh, I can't. Holly and I are going to a
shower.

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Adam? Yes, I'd like to make an
appointment for a massage today.

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Yes, it's an emergency.

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You see, Adam, this is what your friends
have been going through while you've

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been at the doctor's. Oh, you think it's
been easy for me?

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Getting massaged every day sounds
manageable.

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Yeah, at first, maybe.

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But week after week, those same hands
rubbing the same places, kneading my

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caressing my shoulder, her nimble
fingers tripping lightly down my spine,

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her hot breath.

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plays against my face and gently
beckons, Adam, Adam, Adam.

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Adam!

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I'm telling you, it's horrible.

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Okay, when I say now, push. Now?

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Huh. Is there anything you can do?

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We could go after Frigidaire, but I have
to think it's a long shot.

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About my back.

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I'll be perfectly frank with you.

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This really isn't my specialty.

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So, can you fix it?

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For what I'd have to charge, you might
as well just go out and buy a new one.

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Yep, they don't make them like they used
to. You know, when I was growing up,

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refrigerators used to last a good three,
maybe four weeks.

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Something like this you almost never
see. Usually these babies go for years

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without giving you trouble.

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Unless you move them around a lot.

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Gee, why would anyone do that?

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Hey. Look, I'll tell you what I can do
for you.

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I get a 35 % employee discount down at
the shop.

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I'll buy one. We'll split the
difference.

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The only catch is we'll have to say it's
for me.

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No, thanks.

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We'll pay retail.

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Sit yourself.

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Don't I get a say in this? I'm paying
for half.

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Oh, no, you're paying for whole.

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What do you mean?

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With the money you make on your
insurance scam, you're going to make

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damage you did with your refrigerator
scam.

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It's not fair.

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I only moved the thing once.

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This is all pretty routine.

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Lawyer will come in, ask some questions.
Just stick to what you said in your

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interrogatories. You'll be fine.

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Sure you never had your depo taken
before?

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First time.

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00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,930
Well, I gotta say, that neck brace is a
master touch.

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Hi, Herbstone. I'm the attorney for Fire
State Insurance.

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What do you say we get started?

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00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:19,410
Now, Adam.

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You don't mind me calling you Adam, do
you? Not at all.

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Okay. Now, Adam, it says here that you
can't lift a soda can to your mouth.

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Is that right?

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00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,380
Yes. I have to drink through a straw.

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00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:39,080
And you can't walk more than 100 yards
without sitting down.

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00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,400
It hurts too much.

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00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,200
Well, get it from a chair on your own.

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00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,680
That's right.

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00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:50,310
Well, I'm starting to have that trouble
myself as I get older.

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Uh, Adam, we sometimes conduct routine
investigations in claims such as yours.

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You know, all a matter of course, you
understand.

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Sure, got to do your job.

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00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:04,490
Yeah.

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Would you look at that, please?

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Me?

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And what are you doing in that picture?

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I appear to be moving a

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refrigerator.

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the refrigerator.

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00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,890
Adam, you can't pick the drink.

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Keep it yourself.

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Wow.

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Cool, quiet.

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I'm impressed.

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I even hooked the ice maker to our water
line.

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Adam, that sounds kind of complicated.

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You just refuse to believe in me, is
that it?

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00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:41,430
Of course not. No, it's true. You don't
think I'm handy.

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00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:45,670
Yes, I do. I think you're very handy. A
handyman, if you will.

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As a matter of fact, I'm getting a
hankering for a cube of crystal clear

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right now.

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You'll be late for work.