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How's your life?

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Fine. Fine.

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Fine, fine.

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You have a boyfriend?

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No. Nope.

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Nope, nope.

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Are you seeing anyone?

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You know, Mom, we have lunch every
Friday.

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And every Friday you ask me the exact
same questions. How's your life?

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Do you have a boyfriend?

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Are you seeing anyone? How's your job?
How is your job?

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It's fine, Mom.

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Fine. Oh, don't be like that. Well,
Ellen, I just want to know what's going

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in your life.

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You never tell me anything.

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I want to feel like I'm part of it.

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Just tell me something.

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Anything.

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One thing.

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Just tell me one thing. Okay, okay,
okay.

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There's a promotion thing.

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You're getting a promotion?

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Yeah, maybe, probably. Not a big deal.
Oh, well, of course it's a big deal.

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a very big deal. You're getting a
promotion. I want to hear more.

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Okay. You know my boss, Susan?

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The owner.

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Right. Yeah.

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She just had a baby, so she wants
somebody to take over the store and

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for her.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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So she told you the job is yours.

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No, but I've been there the longest, so
I assume...

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Well, then she could bring someone in
from the outside, someone with

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I have experience.

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Ellen, what are you doing about this?

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I'm not doing anything. I'm going to
work every day, and I'm doing my job as

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best as I possibly can.

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Oh, Ellen.

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Mom, don't owe Ellen me.

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Okay, okay.

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Here's what I want you to do.

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Have you bought this woman a gift?

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A gift?

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For her baby.

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No. Oh, Ellen. Mom, Mom.

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Ellen, this is the real world. Things
just don't fall into your lap. You have

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know how to play the game.

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Oh, that's right. I forgot. You
engineered that big Nabisco buyout,

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Tomorrow you go out and you buy Susan a
gift for her baby and you take it over

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to her home.

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Mom, I'm not going to kiss Susan's butt
for this job.

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No one's asking you to kiss anyone's
butt.

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and hypocritical. I don't even like her.
The only reason I'd be doing it is to

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get something for myself.

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You will buy that woman a gift.

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Mom, don't tell me what to do.

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You will go out tomorrow and buy that
woman a gift.

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Mom, I didn't like it when you told me
what to do when I was little and I don't

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like it now. Don't tell me what to do.

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How much for the pink bunny and the
tutu?

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$39 .95.

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You will buy that woman a gift.

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I'll take it.

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Does it have to wear the tutu?

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Oh, it's sewn into her abdomen.

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Well, of course it is. You know, my
pants are sewn into my abdomen.

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I'm thinking I have my socks sewn into
my legs so that they don't fall down.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Look what I got.

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Wow, that's hideous. I know.

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They're charging a fortune for them.
Well, lucky, lucky you.

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The guy gave it to me. What guy? So
you're really going to do this? Do what?

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course we are.

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We do what?

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You said you saw these paintings in
Tijuana for $25.

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Well, yeah, but I... Do what -da?

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We can get these paintings in Tijuana
for $25, and the guy at the art gallery

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next door says he'll buy them for $45,
as many as we can find. True. They're

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exact same paintings. So what do you
guys know about buying and selling art?

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Oh, you know what, Ellen? You know what
your problem is? You have no vision.

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I have no vision.

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Like a hawk, I see.

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You're like a blind woman.

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$9 .95?

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Who buys this crap?

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What is that, a tutu?

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That's stupid.

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Okay, it's simple. For every one of
those paintings you bring in, I'll give

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$45. Guaranteed?

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Guaranteed. And we can trust you? You're
not going to knock it down to $20 when

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we get them here?

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Why would I do that? You wouldn't make
any money then. I'd be ripping you off.

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See?

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Are you willing to put this in writing?

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Writing? Who needs writing? My word is
my bond. You bring me art, it's $30,

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guaranteed. I'll put $45. $45,
guaranteed.

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So how long is this going to take?
Because, you know, the movie's at 8.

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Not long. I just got to give Susan the
gift and we're out of there.

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You're not going to embarrass me, are
you?

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Not intentionally.

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Hello. May I help you?

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Yes, miss.

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Hi, is Susan home?

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Yeah, Susan, she's home.

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Do you want to come in? Yes.

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I'm Adam. Oh, Maria.

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But my English is not so good, so
don't... Yes, I speak Spanish a little.

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Really?

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Rarely does anyone come here who talks
Spanish. In fact, I never speak Spanish.

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during the day, only at night in me
house.

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Yes, I speak Spanish a little.

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Oh, Ellen.

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Hi, Susan.

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What are you doing here?

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I hope this isn't a bad time.

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I just came by to bring a gift for the
baby.

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Oh.

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This is my friend Adam.

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Nice to meet you.

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Good to meet you.

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Would either of you care for a drink?

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No, we're fine, thanks.

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I'll have a root beer.

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Maria, a root beer and a screwdriver.

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Yes, Miss Susan.

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Uh, Maria, let me help you with that.

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So, where's little Rugrat?

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Baby, baby.

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Did I say rug rat?

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You know why I did?

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Because my dad would call us rats as
children.

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He would just be a little rat, you know,
and we loved it because we would chew

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and we knew that's why. Because we, like
rats chew, nibble. Have you seen them?

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And we would just chew through anything,
just, you know, a crouton or a cracker.

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One time my little brother chewed
through electrical cord and then he took

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different bus to school.

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We called him Sparky.

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It's a joke to do that. Because we were
hungry. That's why we didn't have much

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money. Not that I'm hinting that I need
money now. I'm not. I mean, I do. Who

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doesn't need more money? Who's going to
say, no more money?

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I can't take another dollar.

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Here, no.

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I wouldn't.

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Where is little Tyke?

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Right behind you.

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Oh.

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Hiding right there the whole time.

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Oh, she's adorable. Can I hold her? Are
your hands clean?

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Well, I washed them this morning.

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She really doesn't like it when strange
women hold her.

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Well, then we have a little problem
because I am one strange woman.

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Strange, strange, strange!

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Night -night!

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Shall I open the gift? Please do.

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Here you go, Susan.

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Thank you.

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We exchanged numbers.

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I can't believe she gave you her number.

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Well, I gave her mine.

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She said she's in the book.

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Oh, how unusual.

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Yeah, she's wearing a tutu.

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They make them special. They sew them
right on into the abdomen.

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Hello? Yes, could you hold on a moment?

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Will you excuse me for a few minutes? I
have to take this upstairs.

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No problem.

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Be right down here.

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Oh, what a total bitch this woman is.

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I can't believe I'm in her house. I
mean, I just, I feel so dirty.

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Look at that face.

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She's planning her escape already, I can
tell.

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Ellen. I tell you what, the day this kid
gets a bike, they can kiss her ass

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goodbye.

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Ellen. She'll probably pedal straight to
the U .N., get her mother arrested on

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human rights violations.

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Crimes against humanity. Ellen.

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Pipe down, I'm on a roll.

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It's a baby monitor.

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I don't know how you got in here, miss,
but I won't stand for you speaking about

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my boss in that way.

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In Los Angeles, please.

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Lopez, first initial M.

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No, I do not have a street.

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What are you laughing at?

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Well, then I guess you just have your
work cut out for you, don't you?

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Hello? Hello?

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Well, this is what I get for doing what
my mother tells me.

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So, what did she say when she came
downstairs?

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Not much. She thanked me for the token.

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That's what she called it, the token.

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And then she said she had some things to
do, and she showed us out.

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So you have no idea if she heard you or
not?

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Not a clue.

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Well, you think if she heard you, she'll
fire you? Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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She'll fire me, all right, but first
she'll string me along for a couple of

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weeks just to watch me squirm.

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I'm like a fish, caught on the end of a
line, a hook through my lip, blood

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running down my little fish chin.

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flailing about helplessly as she decides
to throw me back and let me live or

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drop me, gasping... into her rancid

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bucket of death.

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Well, as long as you've got it all in
perspective.

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Hello?

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Hold on.

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Um, Adam? Yeah? I think it's the nanny.
You're kidding.

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Thank you, God.

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Hey, ask her where they keep the other
end of the baby monitor. Yeah.

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That'll come up.

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Slip it in.

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Hello?

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Maria.

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Si.

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Si.

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Si.

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Mañana esta bien.

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Muy bien.

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Muy, muy bien.

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Excelente.

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Ciao.

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You didn't ask her about the baby
monitor. I'm seeing her tomorrow night.

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ask her then.

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Okay, Holly, we gotta go pick up the
van.

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You get in a van? What for?

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We're driving down to Tijuana after work
tomorrow.

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They're buying a ton of hideous Mexican
artwork, but of course I wouldn't

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understand that because I have no
vision.

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I'm like a blind woman.

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Hello.

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Hello, come in.

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Come in.

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This is very nice.

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Thanks, thanks.

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Mi casa es su casa.

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Gracias.

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So, you live alone?

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Yes. Well, no, technically, no.

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I live with Ellen, blonde hair, but we
just live together.

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No, esta intercorsa. Can

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I offer you something to drink?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no drink.

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Why don't you sit here?

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Lo que quieres, quiero.

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Oh, you are studying.

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Yes, yes.

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Spanish is my passion.

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Oh, Adam.

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There is something I want to say to you.
Okay.

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Oh, but it is important for me to say it
right.

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But since my English is not, like, so
good, my sister write down for me.

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That's sweet.

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Okay, I read.

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Dear Adam, I heard every word you and
your friend said over the baby monitor,

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and unless you give me $1 ,500, I will
tell my boss everything.

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Oh, thank you for your cooperation.

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You know, maybe she just called, huh?
No, really, I swear she'll be home any

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second.

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Okay, I'll wait a few minutes, but, you
know, then I have to go.

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So you really aren't interested in me at
all?

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Oh, no.

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What exactly is it that you don't like
about me?

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There are so many things.

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Look, Adam, in El Salvador I have two
PhDs, okay?

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Comparative literature and philosophy.

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Of course, in this country, that gets
you squat.

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Hey there. Hey, I won't be long. I
promise I'll be out of here in a minute.

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I think you might want to stay.

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Why is that?

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Well, it turns out that the baby monitor
wasn't upstairs with Susan.

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Oh, you're kidding. That's great.

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Not really. It was in the kitchen with
Maria.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Dear Adam and Ellen, I heard every word
you and your friend said over the baby

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monitor, and unless you give me $1 ,500,
I will tell my boss everything.

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Thank you for your cooperation.

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You're kidding. You've got to be
kidding.

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You're serious? You're blackmailing me?

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I can't believe this. What did you tell
her?

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I didn't tell her anything. She came up
with this all on her own.

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She's got two PhDs, you know.

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Well, it's ridiculous. I'm not paying
it.

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Ellen, she's going to tell Susan
everything.

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Fine, tell her. I don't even want the
lousy job. You can tell her whatever you

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want.

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Now,

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see what you've done.

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It is not for me, okay?

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It's for my children.

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I haven't seen them in two years.

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I need money to pay mom to bring them to
me.

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Children?

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You never told me you had children.

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Look, even if I wanted to, I just don't
have $1 ,500.

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I barely have $15.

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I can't believe you have children.

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It's just one thing after another with
you.

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What? Well, Adam, Adam. Oh, no, no, no,
no. Please, please, please. You must

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help me. You know, I would go to Tijuana
and bring them myself, but I can't come

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back in.

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Ni gringos.

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I mean, beautiful American citizens.

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Oh, and it is so easy for you.

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00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,840
You want us to go down there?

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00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,820
Yeah. Oh, you just cross the border.

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00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,120
They never question gringos. Oh, no,
they just wave you through.

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Oh, please.

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00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,960
You're telling me you're not going to
get my children?

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Sure they're just going to wave us
through?

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There's no way they're going to let us
across with these kids.

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I don't know what I was thinking.

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Well, maybe we should just turn around.

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Oh, it's not going to be a problem, all
right? I'm just going to tell the guard

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that these are my children.

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Yours? Yes, mine. I adopted, okay?

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And Adam, you're my husband.

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And Ellen, you're the nanny.

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00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,570
Well, who am I?

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You're her friend. You came along for
the day to buy the art.

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Oh, okay.

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might have to be the nanny how you be
the nanny and i'll be the friend who

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bought the art why should i be the nanny
well you're good with kids i don't want

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to work for anita

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Can I see your papers, please?

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00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,770
Papers? Yes.

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00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,650
She wants to see our papers.

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00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:09,010
I'm telling you, we don't have any
papers. We just came down for the day.

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papers. We're just here for the day. We
came for the day.

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This is Anita and her two little
children.

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Adopted, obviously.

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Why am I even bothered to tell you that?
You probably looked and said, adopted,

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if they're hers.

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And the husband and the nanny.

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And I'm the friend.

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I just came to get some art. I love art.

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00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:33,810
Love, love, love art.

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00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,790
Don't you love art? Mexican art
especially.

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A collector, if you will. So I just came
down for the day to get this batch, and

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I'm hitting on back.

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00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,030
And you don't have any papers?

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00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:46,170
No, none papers.

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00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:47,430
We have no papers.

341
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:50,270
You must have papers. We have no papers.

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00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,490
Look, pal.

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00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:52,650
We don't have any papers.

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We're citizens of the U .S. of A., and
just because her two little children

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happen to have a darker shade of skin
doesn't give you the right to question

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their nationality or harass my friends
or treat us like we're some type of

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00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,540
second -class citizens. We're human
beings, damn it, and we're doing nothing

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00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:07,440
exercising our God -given right to life,
liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

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00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:14,540
Well, that's all well and good, ma 'am,
but I'm talking about the artwork.

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00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,300
I need to see your import -export
papers.

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00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,660
Gee, Anita, I don't think I have any
import -export papers.

352
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,240
Well, then, we've got a problem then, ma
'am.

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00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,540
Everybody else can go on through, but
you and the artwork have to come with

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00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:50,680
Thank you very much, officer.

355
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,960
Yeah, Mom, fine.

356
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,040
Fine. Yeah.

357
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,520
Well, it looks like I actually did get
the promotion after all.

358
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:07,020
Yeah, I just checked the machine, and
Susan left a nice message, so it's

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The gift was a great idea. Oh, yeah.

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00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,820
It sure was.

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00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,940
It was a pink bunny with a tutu.

362
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
Well, it was sewn in.

363
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,080
Yeah, one more thing real quick.

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00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:28,320
I'm in a Mexican prison, and I need you
to send $1 ,500 to post bail.

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00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,140
Mom, don't owe Ellen me.