1 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,193 Hey! 2 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,712 Hey, that's my car! 3 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,355 You can't steal my car. I'm a cop. 4 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,996 Oh, my God! 5 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,911 Shit! 6 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,116 Freeze! 7 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,837 OK! OK, you've got me. 8 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,595 Enjoying yourself, pervert? 9 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,835 Jesus, would you take it easy, Dick Tracy? 10 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,712 Move. 11 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,834 - Can I just ask you one question? - Yeah. What? 12 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,069 How come all cops have two-inch peckers? 13 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,510 Damn. 14 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,556 Yeah? 15 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,796 What time is it? 16 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,316 Where? 17 00:03:54,840 --> 00:04:00,472 Yeah. I'll meet you there. OK, OK. I'll meet you there. 18 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,196 Jeez. 19 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,553 I like that wrinkled look. It's very sexy. 20 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,638 Next time go the whole way. Ask for less starch. 21 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,512 I had a hard night. 22 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:56,430 Don't talk to me about hard till you spend a night with Charlene. Total nympho. 23 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:00,633 She couldn't keep her hands off me. I was so sore, I thought it would fall off. 24 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,718 Jesus, Art, I don't wanna hear about your sex life. 25 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,398 - My head's killing me. - Too much firewater last night? 26 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:13,277 - You've been hitting it a little strong. - I've got everything under control, OK? 27 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,518 - What have we got here? - Her name's Teri Kaplan. 28 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:22,270 Teri Kaplan. Teri Kaplan? 29 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,076 - One of Anthony Vincenzo's girls? - That's her. 30 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,357 Hey, Sergeant. Think I've found something. 31 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,954 Give me a stick or a pen or something. 32 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,639 Anthony Alberto Vincenzo. 33 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:01,800 - Hey, Frank. How's the cocaine business? - I wouldn't know. 34 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,196 That's right. You're not a drug dealer, you're an importer. 35 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:09,757 And your brother's not a scum-sucking pimp. He's a talent agent. 36 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,156 This is my mother. Don't talk that way in front of my mother. 37 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,669 - Who the hell do you think you are? - I'll tell you. 38 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,509 I'm the man who's gonna arrest your brother for murder. 39 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,715 Haven't seen him. 40 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,957 When you do, tell him the smart thing to do is turn himself in. 41 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,197 This time we got him by the balls. 42 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,869 I'm sorry. I don't mean balls. I mean chandeliers. 43 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,956 We have him by the chandeliers. 44 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,719 You're interrupting our meal. Beat it. 45 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,913 Murphy. Let me ask you. You ever hear of Murphy's Law? 46 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,679 If anything can possibly go wrong, it will. 47 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,839 A lot of things could happen to you. You could get run over by a truck. 48 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:54,398 Your gas heater could blow up or you could lose a wheel on the freeway. 49 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,636 You gotta remember that. 50 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:02,233 The only law I know is Jack Murphy's Law. 51 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,316 That's very simple. 52 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,831 Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that. 53 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:24,152 Continental Coach Lines number 28 arriving ramp 16. 54 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:29,593 Ventura, Santa Paula, and Oxnard. 55 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:35,511 �ltima llamada. Continental Coach Lines servicio directo para San Francisco 56 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,154 sale de la salida n�mero siete. 57 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,628 Atenci�n, por favor. 58 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:47,799 El Sunliner Express destinaci�n San Diego 59 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,993 sale en 30 minutos de la salida n�mero cinco. 60 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,590 Attention, please. The Sunliner Express to San Diego 61 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,757 departs in 30 minutes from ramp five. 62 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,112 Mr Cameron? 63 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,036 Howdy. 64 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,352 - Where are the addresses? - Right here. 65 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,472 Had a little trouble with one of them. Ben Wilcove. 66 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,750 Seems he retired a few years ago, 67 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,235 moved up into the mountains a-ways. 68 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,316 Wasn't easy to find. 69 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,590 - But you found him? - Oh, yeah. 70 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,792 But like I say, it took a bit longer than I figured. 71 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:54,029 Uh, I'm gonna have to charge you a little more than we originally agreed on. 72 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,196 How much more? 73 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,235 With expenses and everything, let's say another two grand. 74 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,476 Go to hell. 75 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,351 Miss Freeman. 76 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,068 Miss Freeman. 77 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,631 Hey, do you want these addresses or not? 78 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,077 You can go to somebody else if you wanna. 79 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,237 But if these people were to find out you was looking for them, 80 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,794 I wonder how they'd feel about that. 81 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,876 You really are a slime, aren't ya? 82 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,396 No, ma'am. Just a private investigator. 83 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:40,115 Of course, some people would say that's the same thing. 84 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,034 All right. $2,000. 85 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,515 That'll be cash on delivery, if you don't mind. 86 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:54,634 - How about traveller's cheques? - That'd be all right. 87 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,949 Well, since you put it that way, 88 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:08,518 I guess we can forget about the extra expenses and all and just call it even. 89 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:17,032 - Nice doing business with you, ma'am. - Move a hair and I'll blow your head off. 90 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,028 Now, wait a minute. You can have my wallet. 91 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,358 - There's almost $100 in it. - I don't want your money. 92 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:31,713 All I want is for you to say "Ah". 93 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,635 - What do you mean? - You know. Like in a doctor's office. 94 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,032 - Do it. - Ah. 95 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,310 You can do better than that. 96 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,953 Make it bigger. Ahhh. 97 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,596 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 98 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,790 Perfect. 99 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,515 Hello. 100 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,676 - Jack Murphy? - Yeah. 101 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,472 Hello. 102 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,070 Hello? What the hell is this? Some kind of game? 103 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,636 Yes. And the game is just beginning. 104 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,516 I'm gonna kill you. 105 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,076 But first I'm gonna put you through hell. 106 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,237 Marie? 107 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,352 I thought her name was Charlene. 108 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,550 Charlene's history. Marie's the future. 109 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:43,549 Incredible imagination. I've been a cop 18 years. She knows words I've never heard. 110 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:49,753 Say, Murph. I like your tie. Specially the stains. 111 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,950 Looks like the sewer backed up again. 112 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,390 I was at Madame Tong's the other night. Saw your wife. Nice tits. 113 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,557 - Hey, lay it down. - Taste as good as they look? 114 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,829 Break it up, goddammit! Stop it! 115 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,918 - Ease up. - What the hell's wrong with you two? 116 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,349 Murphy! My office, now. 117 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,399 Let's go clean up. 118 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,794 - What was that all about? - It's something personal. 119 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,276 I don't understand you. Look at you. You're a mess. 120 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,836 You look like you just got out of that drunk tank. 121 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,111 You think you're the only man whose wife ever left him? 122 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:41,360 Over three quarters of the cops in the police force are divorced. 123 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,835 Maybe you think you can hide in a bottle? 124 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,511 You better get your act together, Jack, or you're gonna lose everything you got. 125 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,949 Ah. 126 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,230 Get the hell outta here. 127 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,596 Bingo. That was airport security. 128 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,269 A man matching Tony Vincenzo's description bought a ticket for Vegas. 129 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,676 His plane leaves in 20 minutes. 130 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:09,590 Attention, please. International Airlines flight 643 to Las Vegas 131 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,790 has been delayed 30 minutes. 132 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,832 Southwest Airlines flight 702... 133 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,276 Hold it! 134 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,750 Stay away from me or I'll blow her head off! 135 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,269 - Get back! Get back! - Freeze! 136 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,956 Get back! Get back! 137 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,950 Move it! I said move! Move it! 138 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,036 Move it! All right! 139 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,717 Tony! 140 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,678 - Watch it! - Somebody call it in? 141 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,872 - What happened here? - It's all under control. 142 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,798 - Over here! - This way, Sergeant! 143 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,712 Bambino! 144 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,230 Mamma. Mamma, the car's waiting. 145 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,394 He was a good boy. 146 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,874 A decent boy. 147 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,032 Your brother is dead. 148 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,596 - What are you gonna do about it? - I'll take care of it, Mamma. 149 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:46,840 I want that bastard cop dead. Do you hear me? 150 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,473 I want him crucified. 151 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:03,275 All right, fellas, put your hands together... 152 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,473 Yeah! 153 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,639 Over here! Over here! Yeah! 154 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,673 Next up on the stage, fellas, is a girl you're really gonna love. 155 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,920 Put your hands together and welcome Philly Flash. 156 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,955 Hi. 157 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,432 You got the notice? 158 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,312 Yeah. 159 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,399 - So now it's official? - I tried to call you. 160 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,398 Your phone's been disconnected. 161 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:11,595 I moved. I'm living with Carl. He's the manager of the club. 162 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,999 Jan, what are you doing here? 163 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,995 - Don't start. - Why do you work in a dump like this? 164 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,673 - I'm a dancer. - You call that dancing? 165 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,271 Yes. If you don't like it, don't come around. 166 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,236 $5.40. 167 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,558 Watch it, snot-rag! 168 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,228 Hey! 169 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,475 You can't come in here! 170 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:17,195 Come on out or I'll put a bullet through the door. 171 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,788 OK! OK, I'm coming. 172 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,078 Go ahead, camel-crotch. Shoot me. 173 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,430 Don't tempt me. 174 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,795 Ow! God, you snot-licking donkey fart! 175 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,593 - Get up. - I think I hurt my back. 176 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,950 Poor girl. Let me help you. 177 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,392 You stupid... Ow! 178 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,635 Jissom-breath. Scrotum-cheeks. 179 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,956 Bug-sucking booger. 180 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,116 You're gonna regret this. 181 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,834 Dinosaur dork. 182 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,916 Fuckbrains. 183 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:07,036 Hey. I wanna file a complaint against this scumbag cop here. Police brutality. 184 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,994 He assaulted me for no reason and then he tried to rape me. 185 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,714 Sounds like you got yourself a real live one. 186 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,638 Suck a doorknob, you homo. 187 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,830 She got any ID? 188 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,594 Get your hands off me, faggot! 189 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,509 Get this. Arabella. 190 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,670 - Arabella McGee. - Arabella. 191 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,633 - Cute. - Sit on it, slimeball. 192 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:44,199 - Have a nice day, Arabella. - Eat it, toe-jam. Monkey-vomit! 193 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,432 The dancing never stops here at Madame Tong's. 194 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:24,714 Let's put our hands together and welcome the sparkling, vivacious... 195 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,594 - Back again? - Yeah. Slumming. 196 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,393 Why don't you just go home and leave me alone? 197 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,318 I'm tired of you following me, spying on me. 198 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,831 You know what you look like up there? You look like a whore. 199 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,270 - You bastard! - OK, that's enough, now. 200 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,949 You got a problem? You're bothering my employees. Go and sleep it off. 201 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,674 Up there you look like a whore. 202 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,759 And your boyfriend here looks like a pimp. 203 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,994 - Sir, you observed the vehicle? - Yeah. 204 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,873 It was a grey Oldsmobile. Pretty new. 205 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,551 Maybe an '83 or an '84. Oh, the licence plate number. 206 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:33,708 It was 082 UCK. 207 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:45,390 - What the hell are you guys doing here? - You're under arrest, smart guy. 208 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,638 A dozen witnesses saw you arguing with your wife at Madame Tong's tonight. 209 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,877 And a witness saw you driving away from the scene of the shooting. 210 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,798 Ever occur to you that someone's trying to frame me? 211 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,875 Know what I think? 212 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,278 I think your wife left you, started dancing at a topless club, 213 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,712 showing off all her goodies to a bunch of horny lowlifes, and you hated it. 214 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,070 When you found out she was with someone else, you killed them. 215 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,236 Why don't you crawl back under your rock? 216 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,399 Come on, Jack. Come on. Let's face it. She was a slut. 217 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,717 It wasn't the first time you caught her in bed with somebody else. 218 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,197 How many guys was it then? Two? I'm surprised you didn't knock her off then. 219 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,073 Unless you enjoyed it. 220 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,794 Did you watch her doing it? 221 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:41,397 You know, Ed, I've been wondering something about you for a long time. 222 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,591 Why is it you never married? Never even saw you with a girl. 223 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,157 Is it because you're so ugly and because you have bad breath? 224 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,670 A lot of guys have bad breath, but they also have girls. 225 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,353 Maybe you don't like girls, huh? 226 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:04,432 And maybe that's why you two boys spend so much time together. 227 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,876 Whaddya know? 228 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,197 Ballistics identified your gun as the murder weapon. 229 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,636 You're going to jail, Jack. You know what happens to a cop in jail? Huh? 230 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,796 You're dead meat, pal. Dead meat. 231 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,959 Your arraignment is tomorrow. The DA'll probably go for second-degree. 232 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:42,315 But since you'd been drinking, we can make a case for diminished capacity. 233 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,159 Say you plead guilty to voluntary manslaughter. 234 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,999 We're talking maybe eight years, 235 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,918 which means you should be out in three to four. 236 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,429 Did it ever cross your mind that I'm innocent? 237 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,476 Frankly, no. 238 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,039 Sit down. 239 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,393 Must be your lucky day. 240 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:31,758 Well, if it isn't Sergeant Dickbrain. 241 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,237 I heard they arrested a cop. What did you do, rape a nun? 242 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:46,915 Listen, you're gonna have a great time in San Quentin cos they just love cops. 243 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,675 So how do you like lockup? 244 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,032 - Find yourself a girlfriend yet, hm? - Kiss my squirrel. 245 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,789 Come on, admit it. You're a dyke, right? 246 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,629 - Go jump a flagpole. - You know, I'm a cop. 247 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,797 I know everything that happens in women's detention. 248 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,992 Maybe the first time they hold you down, but you get to like it... 249 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,429 Kiss my pantihose, sperm bank. 250 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,710 I bet your girlfriend does that and you love it. 251 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,796 You fucking bastard! 252 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,388 Hey, you two, knock it off over there! 253 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,557 Come on, break it up! Break it up! 254 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,195 Come on, break it up! Break it up! 255 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,515 - What the hell are you doing? - Do what I tell you. 256 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,394 Get the keys out of the door. Quick! Come on! 257 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,869 You! Don't make a sound or I'll kill her. 258 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,833 Drop your gun and keys on the floor. Quick! 259 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,836 Come on! Come on! Hurry it! 260 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,633 Get in that cell. 261 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,558 Hurry it! Hurry it! Lock it. 262 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,876 Come on. Come on. 263 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,159 Help! Escaped prisoner! Help! 264 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,592 This is crazy. You'll get us both killed. 265 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,874 - You're never gonna get outta here. - Not by the front door, I won't. 266 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,836 The elevator. 267 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,273 Escaped prisoners in the elevator on their way down. 268 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,550 Why don't you just put the gun down? 269 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,877 You seem like a decent enough guy. You're just having an off day. 270 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,278 Besides, you don't wanna kill me. I'm actually a very nice person. I really am. 271 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,234 We got off on the wrong foot with me stealing your car, but that was a mistake. 272 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,193 By the way, you've got excellent taste in cars. 273 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,790 - Don't you ever shut up? - Go screw yourself, mutant. 274 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,993 - Watch your mouth. - Watch your asshole, asshole. 275 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,717 What is the matter with you guys up there? Can't keep a guy in lockup? 276 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,355 - What's going on? - Murphy's got a gun and a hostage. 277 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,791 Shit. They must have gotten off on another floor. Let's go. 278 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,549 That's it. I quit. I'm tired of you pushing me around, booger-bits. If you... 279 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,797 You can make this hard or make it easy. Which is it gonna be? 280 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,070 - OK. - I don't hear you. 281 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,952 - OK. - You were saying? 282 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,390 I said OK, you snot-sucking garbage dump. 283 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,756 A helicopter? Are you crazy? 284 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,350 - I was a crew chief on one during the war. - What the hell does that mean? 285 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,519 It means I can fly one of these things... a little. 286 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,159 Close that door. 287 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,273 - When was the last time you flew one? - 1964. 288 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,152 Oh, my God. 289 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,875 - I need to see your clearance. - This is my clearance. Back off. 290 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,950 Murphy! Put it down and get out! 291 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,548 Come on! Drop it! 292 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,149 Hold your fire, dammit! 293 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,713 Oh, Murphy, you fucking idiot! 294 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,794 I don't like heights. I don't like planes. 295 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:59,514 I don't like flying. And I especially don't like helicopters. 296 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,550 I think I'm gonna be sick. 297 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,112 On second thought, maybe not. 298 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,038 - Can we take that one up? - It's got engine trouble. 299 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,312 Get hold of the coastguard. I want another chopper, like, yesterday. 300 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,918 Hey, air-wolf, where the hell are we going? 301 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,114 - Oh, my God. What is it? - Damn! We're out of fuel! 302 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:34,392 What do you mean, we're out of fuel? We can't be out of fuel. 303 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,958 Oh, my God! We're out of fuel! 304 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,796 I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! 305 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,152 - I don't wanna die. - Hang on, now. Hang on. 306 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,552 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't... 307 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,828 I don't wanna die. 308 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,555 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 309 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,989 Hey. We've already landed. 310 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,833 - Where are we? - On a barn. 311 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,669 A barn? I don't believe this is happening to me. 312 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,429 You know what this is? This is the worst day of my life. 313 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,552 You know why? Because of you, barf bag. 314 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,111 Hey, pubic hair, I'm talking to you! 315 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,233 I think we'd better get away before somebody spots this chopper. 316 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,591 Uh, no way, Jos�. I'm staying right here. 317 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,951 As long as we got these, where I go, you go. 318 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,436 Hello there! 319 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,075 Get the hell out of there! Let's go! 320 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,512 Look what the hell you've done to my barn! Who are you? 321 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,997 This guy's an escaped killer, the helicopter's stolen and I'm his hostage. 322 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,271 You stole a police helicopter? What do you think I am, stupid? 323 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,918 It happens to be true, jock-itch. Call the cops and let 'em know where we are. 324 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,350 Did you hear that, boys? All we gotta do is call the cops. 325 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,870 - While we're at it, let's call the governor. - And the president. 326 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,798 Look, penis envy, if you don't call the cops, I will! 327 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,036 They're not gonna call anybody. 328 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,469 Look at all this shit. This is a dope farm. 329 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,670 Hey! No kidding? 330 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,395 You guys grow marijuana? 331 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,354 Come on, let's light up a few joints and party. 332 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,358 This little girl wants to party. 333 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,792 - We should give the girl what she wants. - Oh, yes. 334 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,593 - Kiss my ass! - Get away from her. 335 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,758 You bastard! 336 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,516 - Hold this bitch down. - With pleasure. 337 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,228 Get off me, you fucking son of a bitch! 338 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,995 Want me to hurt you, baby? Want me to hurt you? Cos I'll hurt you. 339 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,678 No! 340 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,588 Nothing you can do about it. Just lay back and enjoy it. 341 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,870 Don't, you son of a bitch! 342 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,072 - Come on, baby. Come on. - No! Murphy! 343 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,797 Let's be friends. Cos I'm gonna give it to you like you ain't never had it before. 344 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,037 - Don't! - I want her second, Kelly. 345 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,353 Murphy! Don't! Get off, you... 346 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,236 Look, don't do it! Don't do it! 347 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,789 Don't do it, man. Please don't do it. 348 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,597 - Not having such a good time now? - Please, man, don't kill us. Please, man. 349 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:30,475 First one who sticks his head out the door gets it blown off. 350 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,558 OK, man. OK. 351 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,274 - Can you wire that truck? - Does the Pope shit in the woods? 352 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,437 Check this out. They left the keys. 353 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,636 Hello? 354 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,672 Anybody here? 355 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,876 Hello? 356 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,233 Murphy, come on. Murphy? Come on. Murphy, please. 357 00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,592 Come on. Don't dump on me, you buffalo shit. 358 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,276 Hey, come on, Murphy. 359 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,676 Hey, come on, Murphy. 360 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,829 Hello? 361 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,679 I'm calling you a doctor. 362 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,557 Put that phone down. 363 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,196 Who are you? 364 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,517 There's a friend of yours in the other room and he's hurt. 365 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,313 - What's his name? - Murphy. 366 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,710 - Where did you learn stitches like that? - In the medical corps in Korea. 367 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,879 - He gonna be all right? - He's got himself a concussion. 368 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,788 He'll probably be OK in a couple of days or so. 369 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,710 He's going to have a hell of a headache, though. 370 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,116 I'm Ben Wilcove. You got a name? 371 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,196 Arabella McGee. 372 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,959 - You hungry, McGee? - Yeah. 373 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,198 - You a cop? - I used to be. 374 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,915 What happened? 375 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,510 I got shot in the back with a.22 by a 16-year-old kid. 376 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,790 - You don't like cops much, huh? - Not much. 377 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,036 I don't either. 378 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,476 - Morning. - Morning. 379 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,108 - How you feeling? - I've seen better days. 380 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,313 - Where's Ben? - Outside somewhere. 381 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,440 Hey. You shouldn't be drinking, you know. 382 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,278 Yeah, I know. 383 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,356 You always this friendly, huh? 384 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,358 Listen, kid. I know you don't like me. 385 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,436 Well, I don't like you. 386 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:23,715 I know you don't wanna be here and I don't want you to be here, so let's let it go. 387 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,796 Fine. 388 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,435 Ow! Dammit! 389 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,836 Here. 390 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,997 - What the hell is it? - It happens to be an omelette. 391 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,589 I thought maybe you'd like something for breakfast besides Jack Daniel's. 392 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,869 Jesus. If I was going to eat anything, it wouldn't be that garbage. 393 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,956 Fine, dog-snot. Don't eat it. 394 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,832 Wear it! 395 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,309 You know, Murphy, you have always been a stupid jerk, 396 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,352 but this time you are a particular kind of stupid jerk. 397 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,029 - What the hell are you talking about? - She just took off. 398 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,433 It's fine by me. 399 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,119 Murphy. 400 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:38,708 You're gonna need a gun, man. 401 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,269 - This gun looks familiar. - It should be. 402 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,960 It's my old backup piece and it saved my butt, man. 403 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,036 Maybe it can take care of yours. 404 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,515 Chances are I will need it. 405 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,757 No, you just get the bastard that framed you. 406 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,116 Take care, old friend. 407 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,836 Murph? 408 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,196 McGee? 409 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,553 Ugh! 410 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,672 - Hey! - Why don't you just go away? 411 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,270 You're a jinx. Every time you show up in my life, things go wrong. 412 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,279 First I get arrested, then I get railroaded into this jailbreak. 413 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,428 Why don't you just go away before an aeroplane falls on me or something? 414 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,235 I'm sorry. You're not a bad guy for a cop. 415 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,354 It's just that I don't wanna get involved in your problems. I got enough of my own. 416 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:23,918 And don't worry. When I turn myself in I won't tell the cops where you are. 417 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,191 Thanks. Now get in. 418 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,390 Get in. 419 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:45,355 I must have boogers for brains. What the hell am I doing here? 420 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,317 - Hey, pull over. I'm hungry. - I'm not. 421 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,637 Look, whisky-breath. Maybe all you need is a bottle. I want food. 422 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,153 You better take a look at this. 423 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,955 Terrific, huh? They think I'm your accomplice. 424 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,789 He was a pretty nice old guy, huh? 425 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,195 God, who would have killed him? 426 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,959 The same son of a bitch who killed my ex-wife. 427 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,439 - Frank Vincenzo. - Jesus. 428 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,596 Don't you ever make any friends? 429 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,311 - We're gonna split. Go. - Forget it, dog-piss! 430 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:20,558 The only way I get off the hook is if you do, cos the cops are looking for me. 431 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:25,356 So from now on, pal, where you go, I go. 432 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,916 You stay with me, you do what I tell you. Do you hear? 433 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,512 - How are you, Judge Kellerman? - Fine, thank you. 434 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,029 The chef recommends you try the breast of quail 435 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,550 stuffed with fresh dates, covered with raspberry vinegar sauce 436 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,478 - and sprinkled with roasted hazelnuts. - Sounds good. 437 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,275 - And a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. - Certainly. 438 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,749 Excuse me. 439 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,589 I know this is gonna sound very corny, but have we ever met? 440 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:53,395 - I don't know. Have we? - You seem so familiar to me. 441 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,273 I was about to have dessert. Would you join me? 442 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,755 I'd like that very much. 443 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,672 - Doesn't that feel good? - Oh, it feels wonderful! 444 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,633 - That feels so good! - How long's it been... 445 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,515 Well, I must say no one since you've given me a bath has ever given me a bath. 446 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,792 Oh, come, now! Certainly someone's given you a bath before. 447 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,832 Ooh, are you ticklish! 448 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,755 Ooh, tickle! 449 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,997 Right. I'll get back to you. 450 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,996 Hi, guys. I don't mean to bother you, but I got a flat tyre out there 451 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,350 and I was wondering if you could help me fix it. 452 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,596 - I'm freezing. - Come on inside. 453 00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:00,076 Jack, you wanna fix the lady's tyre? OK? 454 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,919 The spare's in the back. 455 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,919 Well. 456 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,716 Nice place you got here. Bet you a lot of important people live here. 457 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,876 A few. 458 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,276 Bet you none of 'em are as good-looking as you are. 459 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,039 Any of these apartments empty? 460 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,469 We got a couple. 461 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:33,195 Why don't we go upstairs and take a look, huh? 462 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,232 I bet the view is fantastic. 463 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,556 Hey, Jack, I'm gonna take a little break. 464 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,148 Be back in about 20 minutes. 465 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:24,076 Nice bed! You know what? Pink really gets me hot. 466 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,475 Yeah? Me too. 467 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:42,077 You know what? I've never felt anything so small. 468 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,113 - Agh! - Murphy! Where the hell are you? 469 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,509 - What took you so long? - I didn't want to interrupt love in bloom. 470 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,357 Pepe's Pizza! You never had a piece like this! 471 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,835 - Hi. $9.75. - Nobody up here ordered pizza. 472 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,714 - Some guy named Guido. - You made a mistake. There's no Guido. 473 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:07,472 This is the penthouse? I got a large sausage and mushroom pizza for Guido. 474 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,878 - How did you get up here anyway? - The elevator, anchovy-breath. 475 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,150 The elevator don't come up here without a key. 476 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,952 It did for me. 477 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,551 All I know is somebody owes me $9.75. I'm not budging till I get paid. 478 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,753 I wouldn't if I didn't have to, pepperoni-breath. 479 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,758 Where's Vincenzo? 480 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,234 Yes. 481 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,316 Mm-hm. 482 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,714 Mm. Ooh. 483 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,549 I think I'm gonna like that. Mm. 484 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,155 Ooh, yeah. 485 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,840 Do it. 486 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,758 Mm. Do it now. 487 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,916 Mm. 488 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,711 Mm. Do it now. 489 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,400 Oh, baby. 490 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,195 - Do it. Mm... - Hey, hot pants. 491 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,071 If you know what's good for you, get out. 492 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,919 - Lock her in the bathroom. - Come on, Goldilocks. 493 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,630 You son of a bitch. 494 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,955 You killed my ex-wife and my best friend. 495 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,753 I don't know what you're talking about. 496 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,633 Then you had me framed for their murders. 497 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,309 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Does your mother know what you do? 498 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,510 I didn't do it! I didn't do it! 499 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,315 No, you just paid someone else to do it. 500 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,318 - And I want his name. - I don't have a name. 501 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,150 You're crazy, Murphy. You're just crazy. You're really nuts. 502 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,397 We're gonna play a little roulette. One bullet left. 503 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,110 I want a name. 504 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,035 - Give me a name, Frank. - I... 505 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,150 You're running out of luck, Frank. 506 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,954 Help me! Danny! Ow! 507 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,957 Three left, Frank. Give me a name. 508 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,913 I don't have a name. 509 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,632 - A name. - I didn't hurt anybody. 510 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,513 I didn't kill anybody. I didn't. 511 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,279 I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. 512 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,920 - Two more left, Frank. - I didn't. 513 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:44,077 The chances are 50-50, Frank. 514 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,873 I hate to say it, but I think he's telling the truth. 515 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,553 The gun was empty, Frank. 516 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,072 - So much for your big play. Now what? - I don't know yet. 517 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,193 Great. We're wanted for murder, we've got a Mafia psycho who wants to bury us 518 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,153 and you're out of ideas? Thanks a lot, douche bag. 519 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,033 If you don't wanna hang around, go. 520 01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:29,189 - Thanks for keeping my seat warm. - Murphy, you ain't worth shit, 521 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,392 but right now you're all I got. 522 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,951 Aw, shit, Jack. 523 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,436 You almost gave me a heart attack. 524 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,869 If I help you and the department finds out, 525 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,959 I could lose my badge, my pension, my career, and I owe up to here. 526 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,119 My life is on the line. Someone's framed me for three murders. 527 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,993 If I don't find out who, they'll put me away for a long time. 528 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,714 Come on, weenie roast. Help the guy out. 529 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,479 Butt out, sweetheart. Nobody's talking to you. 530 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:19,513 - Have a hernia, motor-mouth! - Why don't you park your tongue? 531 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,598 Why don't you pull on it? If you can find it. 532 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,950 Why don't the both of you shut up? 533 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:29,471 Jesus Christ! What is this, romper room? 534 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:34,312 Art, I've run out of options. You have to help me. 535 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,236 What do you want? 536 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,955 I want a list of homicide cases that Wilcove and I worked on. 537 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,073 Someone we put away for a lot of years. Got out in the last couple of months. 538 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:50,150 - To do that I gotta use the computer. - Yeah. 539 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,556 - Where will I get authorisation for that? - You'll find a way. 540 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,875 Oh, right. Thanks. 541 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,673 You're welcome, dildo-nose. 542 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,509 How much money do I pay you clowns to protect me? 543 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:08,351 What happens? Some cop waltzes in here, you don't do a goddamn thing about it. 544 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,029 Put the word on the street. $10,000 to anybody who knows where Murphy is. 545 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,276 I want him. You hear me? 546 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,470 And you better find him for me, 547 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:21,310 or there's gonna be four corpses floating in the goddamn marina! 548 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,596 What? 549 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,676 Nothing. 550 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:53,395 - Don't you have something to do? - No. 551 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,196 Damn. 552 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,274 What am I, a TV? 553 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,472 Maybe you want to look at me, but I don't want to look at you. 554 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,239 Who says I wanna look at you? 555 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,398 Sometimes I got a big mouth. 556 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,159 No comment. 557 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,636 - It's one of my faults. - You have faults? 558 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,391 - You ain't no charmer either, you know. - Oh, yeah? 559 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,953 Yeah. 560 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,916 Maybe. 561 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,672 - Wanna sandwich? - Sure. 562 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:03,313 - No mayonnaise. - How can you eat a sandwich without it? 563 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,432 - I don't like mayonnaise. - Everybody likes mayonnaise. 564 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,869 I don't like mayonnaise. 565 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,714 OK. No mayonnaise. 566 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,190 - How old are you, kid? - Why? 567 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,279 - Just wondering. - How long have I been stealing cars? 568 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,834 I know to you I'm just a lowlife. 569 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:27,839 The way I see it, being a thief is better than being a whore. 570 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,520 I never said you were a lowlife. 571 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:40,438 Eat your sandwich. 572 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,915 How old are you? 573 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,356 Too old. 574 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,153 For what? 575 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:05,478 You're not so bad. You stop the boozing, you'd look a lot better. 576 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,318 - Thanks. - I'm serious. 577 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:15,948 Besides... personally, I like 'em older. 578 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:20,194 Is that so? 579 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,949 - Is it true what they say about cops? - What? 580 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:30,757 That their... their guns are substitutes for their wangs. 581 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:35,756 - Don't you count on it. - Oh, yeah? 582 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,278 Prove it. 583 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:51,034 - Yeah? - I got three names for you. 584 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,630 - Shoot. - Remember a guy named Red LaSalle? 585 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,990 I don't think this is his style. 586 01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,669 - Number two is Jerry Myers. - I remember him. 587 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,759 You tagged him for taking out a union leader. He swore he'd nail you. 588 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,518 - What about number three? - It's a real long shot. 589 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,916 This happened about ten years ago. Do you remember Joan Freeman? 590 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,190 They put her in Camarillo. 591 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:20,949 - Not any more. They cut her loose. - Jesus. Where is she now? 592 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,959 She's staying in one of those old downtown hotels called the Sunset. 593 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,515 Listen, Art. What was the judge's name at her trial? 594 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:33,519 Uh... Kellerman. Hear what happened to him? He fried himself. 595 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,791 Murphy? Are you still there? 596 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,516 Joan? 597 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,156 Joan? 598 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,912 - How have you been doing? - Pretty well. 599 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,190 No trouble adjusting to the outside world? 600 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,995 I don't think so. I feel pretty good about myself. 601 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,237 Good. How's the job working out? 602 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:10,509 Well, actually I decided not to take it. 603 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:16,637 - Why not? - Cos I got another job. A better job. 604 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:21,109 Terrific. Doing what? 605 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,312 In a way, you see, I owe it all to you. 606 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:27,637 You taught me I could do anything I wanted. 607 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:31,631 You taught me how to believe in myself. 608 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,757 Wonderful. So what's the job? 609 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,791 I'll show you. 610 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,596 What's this? 611 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,516 My job. 612 01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,234 I don't understand. Who are these people? 613 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,113 The ones who sent me away. 614 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,990 You never should have let me out, you know. 615 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,793 I really am crazy. 616 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,956 Ugh! 617 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,270 The hotel is not responsible for the loss of personal valuables. 618 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,914 I'm talking almost $200, man. 619 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,190 Look, Helen Keller, read my lips. 620 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:59,155 The hotel is not responsible for the loss of personal valuables. 621 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:05,594 Oh, yeah? When it comes time to pay my rent, we'll see who's responsible. 622 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,870 Fucking schwarzer. 623 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:14,956 - Which room is Joan Freeman in? - Sorry, pal, the guest list is confidential. 624 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,314 - Can you count to five? - Sure. 625 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:23,389 - How would you like to try without teeth? - It's, uh, 604. 626 01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,191 Yeah, this is Marty down at the Sunset. 627 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,236 What are we doing here? 628 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,635 Just looking. 629 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,716 Sounds like fun. 630 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,713 Murphy! 631 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,558 Could you come here? 632 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,831 - Come on, man, what room? - They're in 604. 633 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,916 Hey! Where's my money? 634 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:10,191 - Who's that stiff? - I don't know, but I gotta get to Malibu. 635 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:15,110 Malibu? Don't you think it's a little cold to go surfing? 636 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,596 Go! 637 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,712 Happened about ten years ago. 638 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,834 She had a boyfriend who worked as a security guard in the Bradbury Building. 639 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:19,156 She was down there visiting him one day and they got into an argument. 640 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,272 Then she flipped out, grabbed his gun and shot him. 641 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:27,599 By the time we got there, she was up on the roof with a hostage. 642 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,676 That's why she framed you. 643 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:33,270 She killed Wilcove cos he was your partner and you arrested her. 644 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,437 And Kellerman because he was the judge at the trial. 645 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,635 But who's this guy in Malibu? 646 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:43,471 Albert Skinner? He was the prosecutor. 647 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,719 Mr Skinner? 648 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,956 Nice digs. 649 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:14,710 This dude must have robbed a couple of banks, huh? 650 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:19,197 I'll take a look upstairs. If I see any bodies, I'll give a yell. 651 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,629 Mr Skinner? 652 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,269 Hey, Mr Skinner? 653 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,436 Hey! 654 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,957 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 655 01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:00,635 Skinner? 656 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,196 McGee? 657 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:15,196 Arabella? 658 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:22,436 Arabella? 659 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,870 - Homicide. - Give me Art Penney. 660 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,639 - He isn't here. - Let me talk to the lieutenant. 661 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,672 - He's not here either. - Oh, damn. Who's this? 662 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,678 This is Sergeant Reineke. Who the hell is this? 663 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,552 Shit. 664 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:04,831 - Ed, it's Murphy. - Murphy, you son of a bitch. 665 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,589 - I know who killed Ben Wilcove. - Yeah, it was you, you bastard. 666 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:10,790 Shut up and pay attention. 667 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:14,151 I've been set up, framed by a woman. Her name's Joan Freeman. 668 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:17,033 You talk to Art. He knows who she is. 669 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:21,233 Have the lieutenant send some men to the Bradbury Building. She's on her way. 670 01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:24,670 All right, I'll do that, but come on in, we'll talk about it. 671 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,917 I don't have time for this crap. The woman has a hostage. 672 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:31,396 Get hold of the lieutenant and I'll meet him down there. 673 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,756 Hey, Ed. What are you doing? 674 01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,596 Fine. Fine. 675 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,556 - He's inside. - Go get him. 676 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,717 - Alone? - What are you, afraid of him? 677 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:09,635 - Murphy? - Up here. 678 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,391 - She's somewhere in the building. - Who? Your fairy godmother? 679 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,751 Hold it right there. Put your gun down. 680 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,310 - Where's the lieutenant? - He's at home watching TV. 681 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:36,000 Put it down! 682 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:47,072 You don't have to worry, Jack. I got a friend waiting for you outside. 683 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,839 Frankie Vincenzo wants to share some pasta with you. 684 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,520 You dirty bastard. 685 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,676 You're on the wrong side, Jack. 686 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,997 But it doesn't matter. You always were a loser anyway. Come on. 687 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,795 You're running out of friends, Murphy. 688 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,476 You better hurry! 689 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,434 We're waiting for you. 690 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,473 Where the fuck is he? 691 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:41,194 Maybe he ain't coming back. 692 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:47,273 Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's do it. 693 01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,190 Who does he think he is? Cochise? 694 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,916 Find him! 695 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:37,197 Al? Al, did you get him? 696 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:40,790 Why don't you come up and get me yourself, Frank? 697 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:52,598 Remember what I told you about Murphy's Law? 698 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,198 Did you remember what I told you? 699 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,390 Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. 700 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,676 You're pretty good, Murphy. But not good enough. 701 01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:36,555 It's time for your girlfriend to die. 702 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:40,150 Say bye-bye to the little bitch. 703 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:23,229 What took you so long, butt-crust? 704 01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,717 No! 705 01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,835 Now it's just you and me. 706 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,758 Do you really hate me now, Murphy? 707 01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,157 Could you possibly hate me as much as I hate you? 708 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,874 Please... help me. 709 01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,955 Help me. Please. 710 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,909 Help me, dammit! 711 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:34,830 Oh... You go to hell! 712 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:38,749 Ladies first. 713 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:17,430 Move 'em back! Move 'em back! 714 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,120 Move these people back. 715 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,716 Lift. 716 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,796 - You got it? - Yeah. 717 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:33,036 These go over your side. 718 01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:39,872 Yeah, in the socket. DOA. 719 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:45,791 Hey, would you dinosaur dorks move it before I bleed to death? 720 01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:48,832 - There it is. - Jesus Christ! 721 01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:52,236 What are you grinning at, snot-rag? 722 01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:58,394 Next time... Next time I get hold of a bar of soap, 723 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:04,470 I'm gonna wash out your mouth all the way down to the other end of your body. 724 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:08,434 Yeah, well, blow it out your ass, sperm count. 725 01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:12,836 Guess I'll make that a case of soap. 726 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:20,235 LA's just a movie set, you're a flash in the pan 727 01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:24,831 Sweat drips from your forehead while your foot's stuck in the sand 728 01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:29,988 You're pushing 105 on the freeway cos you've got to get to nowhere 729 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:34,716 You see the flashing red in your rear-view but you don't care 730 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:37,752 Murphy's Law 731 01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:46,037 If anything could possibly go wrong, it will 732 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,673 Hey 733 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:52,920 You wait in line to pay the fine but you're standing at the wrong window 734 01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:57,716 Then she says "We close at five, so come back tomorrow" 735 01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:02,709 You dodge the traffic, you fight the smog but the paper's in the mail 736 01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:07,038 Somehow you knew all along that you would fail 737 01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:09,515 Murphy's Law 738 01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,279 It could happen to you 739 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,436 Murphy's Law 740 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:18,997 You better know what to do 741 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:25,036 Murphy said if anything could possibly go wrong 742 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:30,075 It will 743 01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:34,876 You may be down and out, you may not have a friend 744 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:40,154 But there's something inside driving you, you never let the freeway end 745 01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:44,831 You say when you're not looking, that's when things are found 746 01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:49,590 But when everyone's out looking for you, it takes guts to turn around 747 01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:56,956 Murphy's Law 748 01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:02,479 Murphy's Law 749 01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:14,476 Visiontext Subtitles: Gill Parrott 750 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,556 ENHOH