1 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,145 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:18,147 [ENGINE VROOMING] 3 00:01:18,285 --> 00:01:20,494 [TIRES SCREECH] 4 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:34,611 God, do I hate Paris. 5 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:36,337 Not to worry. Probably won't be 6 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:38,132 around much longer. 7 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,169 [♪♪♪] 8 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:50,420 [ALARM BUZZING FAINTLY] 9 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:52,664 [WEAPONS POWER UP] 10 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,501 MAN: I've been waiting a long time for this. 11 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:04,952 I guess what-- What I'm trying to say is, 12 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:06,885 Lisa, will you mar--? AGENT H: Bonjour. 13 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:10,406 We're with Tower security. 14 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,477 Uh, we're terribly sorry, 15 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:14,375 but you're not supposed to be here. 16 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:15,618 Sorry. Sorry. 17 00:02:15,756 --> 00:02:17,723 [THUNDER RUMBLING] So? She say yes? 18 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:20,174 I haven't asked yet. He hasn't asked yet. 19 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,797 Oh, well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it? 20 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,283 Because, you see, that blinking light back there 21 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:28,217 means there's been a breach in Portal 2. 22 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:29,804 Which means, in just a few minutes, 23 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,255 the most vile creatures in the entire universe, 24 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:33,532 the Hive, are gonna consume 25 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:36,156 every last one of us from the inside out. 26 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:37,260 I don't understand. 27 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:41,954 All will be explained if you look right... 28 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:42,921 here. 29 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,476 The Tower was closed for repairs. 30 00:02:46,614 --> 00:02:48,306 Ask her on the way down. 31 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:49,479 This way,please. 32 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:51,619 [WIND WHISTLING] 33 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:52,689 Thank you. 34 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:55,451 Mind the gap. 35 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,317 [DOOR CLANGS SHUT] 36 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:03,321 Right. Shall we? 37 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:04,598 Let's do this. 38 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:13,296 [SCREAMING, GROANING] 39 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,130 AGENT H: Hey, guys. 40 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:21,753 Who the hell are you? 41 00:03:23,651 --> 00:03:25,377 Ask her again down on the ground. 42 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:26,413 [WEAPON DISCHARGES] 43 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,898 [GRUNTING] 44 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,010 Whew. Ah, there you are. 45 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,771 Yeah. All right. 46 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:41,531 Let's try this again, shall we? 47 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:43,464 [WEAPONS CLICK, BUZZ] 48 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,265 So, what's the play here? 49 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:53,440 We've been in this situation before. 50 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:55,442 We've never faced the Hive before. 51 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,995 They've never faced us. 52 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,376 Always remember, 53 00:03:58,514 --> 00:04:00,240 The universe has a way of leading you 54 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:01,655 to where you're supposed to be 55 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:03,829 at the moment you're supposed to be there. 56 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:06,522 Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong. 57 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,558 [♪♪♪] 58 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,361 [CREATURE ROARS] 59 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:24,436 [SIREN WAILS] 60 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:26,473 [♪♪♪] 61 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,834 HAROLD and MAN [ON TV]: "Let's have some action. 62 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,629 I want some asses wiggling. 63 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,631 I want some perfection." 64 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:47,770 [CACKLES] 65 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:48,771 [IMITATES CACKLING] 66 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:51,291 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 67 00:04:51,429 --> 00:04:52,395 Get my three-wood. 68 00:04:53,741 --> 00:04:55,433 Come on,let's go. Okay, okay. 69 00:04:57,676 --> 00:04:58,574 Careful. 70 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:02,578 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 71 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:03,648 [HAROLD SCREAMS] 72 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:04,959 HAROLD: Oh, my God! 73 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,515 Oh, my God. Baby. What? 74 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:09,585 Uh... 75 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,277 That wasn't no animal, okay? 76 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,555 It was a-- It was a-- 77 00:05:14,693 --> 00:05:16,971 I ain't never seen nothing like that before. 78 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,249 It was, like, a creature. 79 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,666 What? Harold, call the police. 80 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:23,909 The who? The police. Call the police! 81 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:25,635 [PHONE BEEPS] [DOORBELL RINGS] 82 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:27,361 That was fast. 83 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:29,536 MAN: Evening. We're from Animal Control. 84 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,917 You saw something? HAROLD: We haven't called yet. 85 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:34,472 MOLLY'S MOM: Are we in danger? Does it have rabies? 86 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,370 HAROLD: That wasn't a regular animal. 87 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:38,338 It was like-- MAN: The creature you saw was 88 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,271 an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II. 89 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,687 Very rare, very dangerous. 90 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,792 MOLLY'S MOM: Sorry, what? MAN: A Tarantian. 91 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,346 I know. He looks cute now. 92 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:48,417 Tarantian? MAN: But when they hit puberty, 93 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,073 they turn into real monsters. 94 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:52,731 [TARANTIAN SQUEAKS] [GASPS] 95 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,562 [TOY SQUEAKS] 96 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,942 [SQUEAKING] 97 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,706 Shh. 98 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:03,673 Don't be scared. It's okay. 99 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:05,951 MAN: Tell me, is there anyone else in the house? 100 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:08,402 MOLLY'S MOM: Just our daughter. She's sleeping. 101 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,994 MAN: A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks. 102 00:06:14,132 --> 00:06:16,445 Go ahead and make sure those trash can lids 103 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:19,655 are on nice and tight, and we were never here. 104 00:06:22,692 --> 00:06:24,556 MOLLY'S MOM: We should go check on Molly. 105 00:06:24,694 --> 00:06:27,421 [GASPS] We've gotta get you out of here. 106 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:30,942 [CAR REVS, VROOMS] 107 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:31,943 Come on. 108 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,600 [♪♪♪] 109 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:35,636 [BABBLES] 110 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:40,883 [SQUEAKS] 111 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:42,540 It's okay. 112 00:06:42,678 --> 00:06:46,475 [PURRS]I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on. 113 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:49,167 Molly. 114 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,203 Kabla nakshulin. 115 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:53,516 [CHITTERS] 116 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,071 Kabla nakshulin. 117 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:02,180 MAN: Well, Molly, you've scored excellent 118 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,424 or above in every area. 119 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:06,943 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, 120 00:07:07,081 --> 00:07:08,566 weapons training. 121 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:10,844 Just one problem. 122 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,604 You didn't check a box. 123 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:17,816 For your preferred division. Everyone has to check a box. 124 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:19,231 Hm. 125 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,926 Yeah, I made my own box 126 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:27,964 for the division that has no box. 127 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:33,073 You know, the division where they wear black suits 128 00:07:33,211 --> 00:07:35,662 and deal with the guys from... 129 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,697 [CLICKS TONGUE] 130 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,011 ...up there. 131 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,566 You mean, Accounting? 132 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:44,567 No, like... 133 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:45,913 [IMITATES SPACESHIP ENGINE] 134 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:51,712 Yeah, still... 135 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,473 Accounting. 136 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,509 [SIREN WAILING, OUTSIDE] 137 00:07:59,548 --> 00:08:00,894 MAN: That should fix the glitch. 138 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,724 Remember, we care. You're good to go. 139 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:07,521 And remember, we care. [SNORES] 140 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:09,696 Look for the icon marked advanced extensions. 141 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,560 WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Okay. Click on it. 142 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:13,458 WOMAN: Which icon? There's a bunch-- 143 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:16,772 Thirteenth icon from the left. WOMAN: Whose left? 144 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:19,153 Your left. WOMAN: Oh, sorry. 145 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,431 I got it now. Okay, got it? 146 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,123 WOMAN: Yeah, got it. 147 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:24,849 Are you still there? [GASPS] 148 00:08:24,987 --> 00:08:26,782 Hello? Help. What's going on? Oh, no. 149 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,647 Nothing. Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end, 150 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:31,821 and I will be back. No, it won't take long. 151 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:33,167 Not long at all. Okay. 152 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,965 What the f...? 153 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,071 This is perplexing. Is it? 154 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:42,176 Is it? 155 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:46,456 A-L-I-E-N-S? 156 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:48,010 I don't know why you always insist 157 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,943 on whispering and spelling that. 158 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:51,910 Finally decided to show up, huh? 159 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,981 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 160 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:55,811 Oh, my God. 161 00:08:55,949 --> 00:08:57,295 All I have to do is figure out 162 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,297 trajectory, and I am in. 163 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,195 I'm back. Okay, try this. WOMAN: Hi. 164 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,370 Unplug it, plug it back in. WOMAN: Okay. 165 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:05,268 And remember, we care. WOMAN: Hello? 166 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:08,962 [SIGHS] 167 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:12,552 I have to go. 168 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,141 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids. 169 00:09:16,279 --> 00:09:17,591 Yes. 170 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:21,008 [♪♪♪] 171 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,599 Okay. Let's see where you are now. 172 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:28,188 [CLACKS KEYBOARD] 173 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:30,328 COMPUTER: Welcome back, Professor Armitage. 174 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,159 [CHIMES] 175 00:09:34,297 --> 00:09:36,783 Oh, you tricky one. 176 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,371 I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you? 177 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:43,928 Nope, I think you are an unauthorized landing. 178 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,069 This is it. 179 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:48,864 It's all happening. 180 00:09:50,797 --> 00:09:52,108 See you soon, Jimmy. 181 00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:54,179 [♪♪♪] 182 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:04,742 MOLLY: Right here, right here. 183 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,778 Right here. 184 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,747 Hey, hey. Hey. 185 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,645 Please keep the meter running. 186 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:12,750 I'll pay you extra. 187 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:13,854 What? 188 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,341 [PHONE BEEPING] 189 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,864 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 190 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:24,969 [BEEPING STOPS] 191 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,390 [PIGEONS COOING] 192 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,645 [♪♪♪] 193 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:13,880 [GASPS] 194 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,229 AGENT: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy. 195 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,162 What are you doing back on Earth? 196 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,647 Hey, this is--? This is Earth? 197 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:23,924 My bad, guys. Come on. 198 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:25,339 AGENT: Tell it to O back at HQ. 199 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,858 ALIEN: I want to see my kids. 200 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,480 AGENT: Get this ship out of here. 201 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,897 I'll escort our Zamporian friend back. 202 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:40,009 [PANTING] 203 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,808 Don't lose them. DRIVER: What? 204 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:48,086 I'm on it. On it. Go, go, go. Go. 205 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:19,083 MOLLY: Hey, did they bring in that Zamporian yet? 206 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,085 Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you. 207 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:24,019 The guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower. 208 00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:26,538 Amateur hour. Am I right? 209 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,057 Right as rain. 210 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,233 Rain don't lie. 211 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,035 Sheesh, talk about amateur hour. 212 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:42,037 Hey, you gonna call this in, or what? 213 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,247 [WALKIE-TALKIE CHIRPS] 214 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:46,766 MAN: Code Black. 215 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,322 [♪♪♪] 216 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,707 FEMALE VOICE [OVER PA]: Unauthorized visitor. 217 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,917 Lockdown protocol engaged 218 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:02,540 in three, two, one. 219 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,506 [GASPS] 220 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,824 AGENT O: All right, who's she working for? 221 00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,343 She claims to be working alone. 222 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,241 A random civilian simply waltzes in 223 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:17,003 off the high street. I don't think so. 224 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:22,042 Neuralyze her. 225 00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:27,599 [WHIRS] No, no, no. Don't. 226 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,981 I know what that thing is. Please. 227 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,983 AGENT O [ON SPEAKER]: Hang on. Hang on. 228 00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,988 She had an experience. 229 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:40,267 It erased my parents' memories, but it didn't take mine. 230 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:43,443 So my whole life, everyone's called me crazy. 231 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,134 They said that I needed therapy, 232 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:47,965 which, okay, admittedly, I did, 233 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,898 but not for this. 234 00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:52,072 Did she really hack into the Hubble Telescope 235 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,868 to look at Andromeda II, and we didn't catch her? 236 00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:57,077 In the old days, we'd have hired her. 237 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:03,325 It took me 20 years to find you, plus or minus. 238 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,327 How many people can say that? 239 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:09,607 I found you. 240 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:15,993 [ELECTRONIC DOOR UNLATCHES] 241 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,861 So you found us. You proved you're not crazy. 242 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,897 You win the I'm Not Crazy badge. Now what? 243 00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:26,244 I want in. We don't hire. We recruit. 244 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,660 Then I'd like to be recruited. 245 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:32,112 I'm going to need more. 246 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,219 But would you mind giving me one good reason? 247 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,083 Because I'm smart. 248 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,085 I'm motivated. 249 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,949 I look good in black. I'm-- 250 00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,433 Boring me. 251 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,368 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever. 252 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,061 I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat, 253 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,407 definitely no chill. 254 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:52,961 I have nothing that I couldn't 255 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:54,238 happily walk away from, 256 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,274 which makes me perfect for this job. 257 00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:59,381 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic. 258 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:02,246 No love? No relationships? 259 00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:04,489 They just distract you from what's important. 260 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,906 Hm, really? And what's important? 261 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:09,943 The truth of the universe. 262 00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,428 I wanna know everything. 263 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,327 I wanna know how it all works. 264 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,399 You really think a black suit 265 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,953 is going to solve all your problems? 266 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:24,026 Mmm... No, but it looks damn good on you. 267 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,476 That's true. 268 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,002 [COMPUTER CHIMING] 269 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,488 [♪♪♪] 270 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,185 AGENT O: From this moment, you will conform 271 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:48,188 to the identity we give you. 272 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:51,743 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire. 273 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,402 You have been trained in the use 274 00:15:55,540 --> 00:16:00,062 of MIB-sanctioned technology, vehicles and weaponry. 275 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:03,410 Mm-mm. 276 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,068 AGENT O: You will not stand out in any way. 277 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,179 You are no longer part of the system. 278 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:16,044 You do not exist. 279 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,390 Check, please. 280 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,185 AGENT O: We are above the system. 281 00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,463 Over it, beyond it. We are them. We are they. 282 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,636 We are the Men in Black. 283 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,949 The "Men" in Black? 284 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,640 Don't. Don't start. 285 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,435 I've had the conversation. 286 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,472 They didn't seem to be able to let it go. 287 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,612 It's a process. Attachment issue, I think. 288 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,373 There's your first assignment. 289 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:37,444 Okay. When do I get my...? 290 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:38,790 [BUZZES]It's called a neuralyzer. 291 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,655 And you don't just get it, you earn it. 292 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,555 You've been accepted for a probationary period. 293 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,454 Impress me, and we'll see about the bzzz. 294 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,146 Okay. Hm. 295 00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,391 You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M? 296 00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,359 I like it. Mm. 297 00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,395 I think we may have a problem in London. 298 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,983 [♪♪♪] 299 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,020 [BIG BEN CHIMES] 300 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,508 [COUGHING] 301 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,821 Wow, that is smooth. 302 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,444 Let's keep them coming, shall we? 303 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:12,583 Another round. 304 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,205 Ah! 305 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:17,139 So can I just say how much I'm liking this place? 306 00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,107 It's formal, but not too stuffy. 307 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,523 Classic, but still kind of stylish. 308 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,560 Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe. 309 00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:26,217 I'm kidding. 310 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,391 Sort of. 311 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:31,050 [ROARS, HISSES] 312 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,465 [GASPS] Hoo, hoo! 313 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,053 Or is it mostly just 314 00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,606 the lethal high-stakes gambling? 315 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:37,263 Thank you very much. 316 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,024 Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen. 317 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,060 That's me again. 318 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,478 Let's talk business, shall we? 319 00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,722 I can move this stuff. 320 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,448 Who do I speak with about getting 321 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,243 a lot more of it? Because I'm in. 322 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:53,279 You're not. 323 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,109 You see, I have a very strict 324 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,318 "no Men in Black" policy. 325 00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:00,044 [COUGHS] Oh, God. 326 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:01,356 I don't blame you. 327 00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,565 Who'd want those assholes coming in here? 328 00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:06,533 Men in Black. The Morons in Black, if you ask me. 329 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,328 What a bunch of dicks. Am I right? 330 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:11,400 All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any environment-- 331 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:12,643 [GRUNTS] 332 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,129 [GRUNTS] 333 00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,475 Stop it, guys. 334 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:18,511 [ALL GRUNTING] 335 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:21,341 [HISSES] 336 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,691 [WAILING] 337 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:34,734 [GRUNTS] 338 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:39,428 I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. 339 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,605 And FYI, your little club here sucks. 340 00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:45,641 You're gonna give me everything. 341 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:48,299 Suppliers, sellers, your whole network. 342 00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:49,335 [GASPS] 343 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:51,371 [HISSING] [GRUNTING] 344 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:54,926 [CHUCKLES] 345 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,307 Your luck run out. 346 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:57,929 You're already dead. [GRUNTS] 347 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,552 [CONTINUES HISSING] 348 00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:03,487 Only one person here has the antidote. 349 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,936 [GROANING] Emily, sweetheart. 350 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,423 [COUGHS] 351 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:10,942 [GRUNTS, GROANING] 352 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:18,226 Please, I'll-- I'll give you whatever you want. 353 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,815 Please. Anything you want. 354 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:24,680 Anything I want? 355 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,375 [GASPS] 356 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,484 [SNORES] 357 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,839 [SUCTION CUPS POP, FLESH SQUELCHES] 358 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,189 [♪♪♪] 359 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:11,727 FEMALE VOICE [ON PA]: The express train to London has arrived. 360 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:15,628 With continuing service to Paris, Stockholm, 361 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,251 Milan, Rome, Madrid. 362 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:21,841 Caught him in the locker room. 363 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:24,257 I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself. 364 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,742 I told him, "Do that too much, and you'll go blind." 365 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,365 [LAUGHS] Right? 366 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:29,883 ALIEN 1: Who could go for a nosh? 367 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,369 ALIEN 2: I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich. 368 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,268 With lots of melted cheese. [SIGHS] 369 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,029 [ALIEN GRUNTS] 370 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,997 [WHIMPERING] 371 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,723 [♪♪♪♪] 372 00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:51,629 [METAL RATTLES] 373 00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:15,860 [ENGINE THUNDERS] 374 00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:17,759 [GASPS] 375 00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:39,298 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Now arriving, express train from New York. 376 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:43,336 Last call for Flight 2112 to the Cat's Eye Nebula. 377 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,373 [COUGHING, CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY] 378 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,823 [RATTLES] 379 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,102 [MURMURS INDISTINCTLY] 380 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,070 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 381 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,832 FEMALE VOICE: Welcome, Agent M. 382 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:59,801 Please report to New Agent Orientation. 383 00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:02,873 [ELECTRONIC DISPLAY CHIMES] 384 00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:11,606 [CHIMES] 385 00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:13,918 FEMALE VOICE: Access granted, Agent M. 386 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,442 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, VOCALIZING] 387 00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:27,069 WOMAN [OVER PA]: ...every hour from Gate 12. 388 00:22:37,701 --> 00:22:39,875 ALIEN: Excuse me, ma'am. 389 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,885 It's never who you think it is. 390 00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:51,818 Oh, no. That one makes sense. 391 00:22:54,614 --> 00:22:56,029 So you're the one who found us. 392 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:58,963 Yes, I am. 393 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:01,656 I'm T. High T. 394 00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,347 Oh, yeah. You're-- 395 00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,384 I run this little circus. Yeah. 396 00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:06,695 Welcome, M. 397 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,490 It's nice to meet you, sir. 398 00:23:08,628 --> 00:23:12,045 O told me to expect some great things. 399 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,945 And great things shall you get. Good. 400 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,187 Right through there. 401 00:23:19,536 --> 00:23:21,434 [CHITTERING] 402 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,783 Hi, you. 403 00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:27,820 MAN: Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him! 404 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:29,994 Oh, God. 405 00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:31,720 [GROANING] [BALLS SQUEAKING] 406 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:34,205 AGENT 1: I got him, I got him. AGENT 2: You guys... 407 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,724 AGENT 3: I got him. I got him. 408 00:23:43,836 --> 00:23:45,976 [♪♪♪] 409 00:23:59,161 --> 00:24:01,094 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 410 00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:15,833 [HUMMING ALONG TO MUSIC] 411 00:24:21,977 --> 00:24:23,462 [MUSIC STOPS] [PLAYING STATIC] 412 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,947 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 413 00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:30,192 [FAN CREAKS] 414 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:37,130 MAN [IN ARABIC]: 415 00:24:38,615 --> 00:24:39,547 [MOP CLANGS] 416 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,756 [IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 417 00:24:45,207 --> 00:24:47,486 [MUTTERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 418 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:57,047 [HINGE CLICKS, CREAKS] 419 00:24:59,636 --> 00:25:01,120 [IN ENGLISH] Change it, change it. 420 00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:04,675 [ELECTRICITY BUZZES] 421 00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:08,196 [♪♪♪] 422 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:12,303 [ELECTRICITY BUZZES SHARPLY] 423 00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:16,860 All right, buddy. 424 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,139 All right. Drink this. 425 00:25:20,277 --> 00:25:22,003 [CIRCUIT BUZZES] 426 00:25:26,214 --> 00:25:27,664 [ALIENS SCREECH INDISTINCTLY] 427 00:25:29,976 --> 00:25:31,495 [GASPING] 428 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:33,532 [♪♪♪] 429 00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:37,605 [THUDS] 430 00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,166 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING, CRACKLING] 431 00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:16,816 Oh, careful. You break it, you buy it. 432 00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:23,823 Keep it. Keep it. 433 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:24,859 On me. 434 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:27,171 We need to see the queen. 435 00:26:28,276 --> 00:26:29,208 Yes. 436 00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,699 [ALIENS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 437 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:40,599 [ALIEN WOLF-WHISTLES] Uh-oh. 438 00:26:41,738 --> 00:26:42,670 You have visitors. 439 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,706 [♪♪♪] 440 00:26:49,677 --> 00:26:52,231 State your business with the queen. 441 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:53,853 We need someone to die. 442 00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:04,795 As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II, 443 00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,279 we do not kill Jababians 444 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,834 nor participate in the murder thereof. 445 00:27:08,972 --> 00:27:10,870 This is nonnegotiable. 446 00:27:13,977 --> 00:27:15,944 Well, it's slightly negotiable. 447 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,152 [TIRES SCREECH] 448 00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:19,189 [ENGINE HUMMING] 449 00:27:19,327 --> 00:27:20,984 [♪♪♪] 450 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,746 ♪ Any sign, every word Comin' out of your mouth ♪ 451 00:27:24,884 --> 00:27:26,645 ♪ You ain't got A little information ♪ 452 00:27:26,783 --> 00:27:28,336 [TIRES SCREECH] 453 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:31,408 Oy! 454 00:27:33,928 --> 00:27:34,825 Morning. 455 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,897 I'm in the market for a useless, old, 456 00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:39,830 broken-down machine. What do you got? 457 00:27:39,968 --> 00:27:42,039 You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H. 458 00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:43,938 It's the Imperial with the red tab. 459 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:45,733 Do try to keep up. 460 00:27:45,871 --> 00:27:46,768 [DINGS] 461 00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:47,804 Thank you, Charlie. 462 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,642 That's the old portal depot. 463 00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,300 Site of the First Great Alien Migration. 464 00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:03,923 AGENT M: Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent? 465 00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:05,200 One of the first. 466 00:28:05,338 --> 00:28:07,306 He helped so many intergalactic refugees 467 00:28:07,444 --> 00:28:09,135 seeking protection here on Earth. 468 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,275 If you look closely, you can see my grandma 469 00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,898 and my grandpa in that picture. 470 00:28:13,036 --> 00:28:14,209 So beautiful. 471 00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:17,419 WOMAN: Here you are, dear. Thank you. 472 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,182 [♪♪♪] 473 00:28:32,952 --> 00:28:36,404 [IN SLOW MOTION] What's up with that guy? 474 00:28:46,863 --> 00:28:48,865 [IN SLOW MOTION] Nerlene! 475 00:28:49,003 --> 00:28:50,487 NERLENE [AT NORMAL SPEED]: Sorry. 476 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,316 He's just so yummy. 477 00:28:52,454 --> 00:28:54,836 Who is he? H. 478 00:28:54,974 --> 00:28:56,804 Only the best agent in the building. 479 00:28:56,942 --> 00:28:59,116 He saved the world once with nothing but his wits 480 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:01,532 and a Series-7 De-Atomizer. 481 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,949 He saved the world? 482 00:29:04,087 --> 00:29:05,122 From what? 483 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:07,711 The Hive. 484 00:29:07,849 --> 00:29:09,230 The Hive. 485 00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:11,508 Hey, Guy, do me a favor. 486 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,786 Handle my calls. Oh, love to. 487 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:15,857 Where are you going? 488 00:29:15,995 --> 00:29:17,169 To do some homework. 489 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,831 AGENT HIGH T: An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh. 490 00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:26,350 The North Africa office is investigating. 491 00:29:26,488 --> 00:29:28,111 And in other business, 492 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:31,217 H has decided to grace us with his presence after all. 493 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,944 Apologies, sir. I was working late. Morning, everyone. 494 00:29:34,082 --> 00:29:36,050 So was I. Cleaning your mess. Thank you. 495 00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:38,984 You should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning. 496 00:29:39,122 --> 00:29:41,158 AGENT C: It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir, 497 00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:44,196 requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad. 498 00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:46,923 I prefer to look at this from a macro point of view, 499 00:29:47,061 --> 00:29:48,545 not get bogged in the details. 500 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,099 The bad guy's dead, so, you know. 501 00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:53,895 Take a seat, please. One last item. 502 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:57,002 A member of the Jababian royal family 503 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:00,108 has a layover on his way to Centaurus A. 504 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,800 Vungus the Ugly. [MOUTHING WORDS] 505 00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:03,180 Inherited the title. 506 00:30:04,526 --> 00:30:06,839 Believe it or not, Vungus here 507 00:30:06,977 --> 00:30:08,323 is the looker in the crowd. 508 00:30:08,461 --> 00:30:09,980 Holograms always add 10 pounds. 509 00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:12,120 AGENT HIGH T: Jababian society doesn't allow 510 00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:14,882 for certain indiscretions. 511 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:18,092 In short, he wants to be shown a good time. 512 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:21,889 We could say no, but Jababian mining vessels 513 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,029 would grind us into galactic dust. 514 00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,825 Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh, 515 00:30:26,963 --> 00:30:28,965 protect Earth from the scum of the universe. 516 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,794 Now it seems we're protecting scum. 517 00:30:30,932 --> 00:30:33,314 Actually, that's why it would be right up your street. 518 00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:35,040 Your cup of tea, H. [CHUCKLES] 519 00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:37,318 I know Vungus. He doesn't really drink tea. 520 00:30:37,456 --> 00:30:38,837 He prefers vodka, tequila, 521 00:30:38,975 --> 00:30:40,666 hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once. 522 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:42,599 Once, we woke up handcuffed to a horse-- 523 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,118 What, H? Pipe down. 524 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,154 Sorry. Sincere apologies. 525 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,673 You will be his chaperone. 526 00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:49,951 In fact, he specifically asked for you. 527 00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:52,091 Okay. Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up 528 00:30:52,229 --> 00:30:53,782 handcuffed to a horse again, heh. 529 00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:54,956 AGENT HIGH T: Please. 530 00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:56,371 I'll have him home by midnight. 531 00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:58,028 Good boy. If you will. 532 00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:00,341 "Good boy. If you will." 533 00:31:00,479 --> 00:31:01,825 "Good man," I think he said. 534 00:31:01,963 --> 00:31:03,171 Keep Daddy happy, yeah? 535 00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:04,345 We're like this. 536 00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:05,829 You look after Papi so well. 537 00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,279 You're so jealous, aren't you? 538 00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:08,418 Papi's little fancy boy. 539 00:31:08,556 --> 00:31:09,902 You wish you had a papi. 540 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,837 AGENT: ...They came in on transportation... 541 00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:15,528 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 542 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:21,293 [SNORING] 543 00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:22,535 Uh, ahem. 544 00:31:24,365 --> 00:31:25,297 Hello. 545 00:31:27,437 --> 00:31:28,334 [THUDS] 546 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,370 [GASPS] Whoo! Oops. 547 00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:32,891 Sorry. Ahem. Hi. 548 00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:34,962 Hey. Nope, I'm awake. It's all right. 549 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,481 Just catching up on my daily meditation. 550 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:39,276 I have been meaning to try that. 551 00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:41,071 I read that it dramatically improves 552 00:31:41,209 --> 00:31:42,555 mitochondrial energy production. 553 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,730 Yep, yep. No, it absolutely does. 554 00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:46,939 My mitochondrial energy's through the roof. 555 00:31:48,423 --> 00:31:51,047 Um... Have we met before? No. Agent M. 556 00:31:51,185 --> 00:31:52,841 I heard you were on the Vungus meet, 557 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,395 and I wanted to offer assistance. 558 00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,293 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk. 559 00:31:56,431 --> 00:32:00,159 Language, culture, politics, fashion. 560 00:32:00,297 --> 00:32:02,921 Anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read. 561 00:32:03,059 --> 00:32:06,027 Oh, a dossier. I love a good dossier. 562 00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:08,064 The thing is-- Ask around. 563 00:32:08,202 --> 00:32:10,376 I work alone. Ask anyone around here. 564 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:13,172 Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths, 565 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,002 which means they can read your mind? 566 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:16,451 And your cards. 567 00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:19,282 Well, they do have a tell. What's that? 568 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:22,147 Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms 569 00:32:22,285 --> 00:32:23,907 change color. Mm, good to know. 570 00:32:24,045 --> 00:32:26,289 Thank you for your offer. I'm good. 571 00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:28,187 Okay. Message understood. 572 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:30,120 I will leave you to your... 573 00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:31,156 meditation. 574 00:32:31,294 --> 00:32:32,191 Thank you. 575 00:32:34,676 --> 00:32:35,884 Oh. 576 00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:37,990 Do you know what your tell is? 577 00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:40,165 You snore when you meditate. 578 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:50,106 Actually, on second thought, maybe I could use some backup. 579 00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:55,214 [♪♪♪] 580 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:09,401 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 581 00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:15,269 [ENGINE REVS] 582 00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:21,965 I was thinking, for the op, I can take the perimeter, 583 00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:24,588 and you make the approach to Vungus. Yes, good. 584 00:33:24,726 --> 00:33:28,144 Okay.The thing is, with this particular club. 585 00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:30,318 everybody just wants to do their own thing. 586 00:33:30,456 --> 00:33:33,287 Aliens wanna look like humans, humans wanna look like aliens, 587 00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:35,047 so we may need to loosen up a bit. 588 00:33:35,185 --> 00:33:38,257 Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah? 589 00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:42,192 Pop a couple of buttons and not look so stiff. 590 00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:44,298 We don't want to advertise our profession, 591 00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:46,058 if you know what I mean. 592 00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:48,371 [IN SILLY VOICE] "Men in Black. Aliens, get down!" 593 00:33:48,509 --> 00:33:50,304 I get it. [NORMAL VOICE] Don't do that. 594 00:33:50,442 --> 00:33:53,272 Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me? How do I look? 595 00:33:55,274 --> 00:33:56,655 I would just, uh. 596 00:33:56,793 --> 00:33:58,036 Do you mind if I...?What? 597 00:33:58,174 --> 00:33:59,244 Coming in. 598 00:33:59,382 --> 00:34:01,211 It's a fine line between club casual 599 00:34:01,349 --> 00:34:02,799 and the saddest man on Earth. 600 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,180 Thank you. 601 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:06,078 Mm-hm. Yeah. Shall we? 602 00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:07,666 I thought that we were here. 603 00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:09,495 We are. 604 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,256 Entrance for special guests. 605 00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:12,843 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 606 00:34:15,294 --> 00:34:17,089 Step on it, would you, Freddie? 607 00:34:17,227 --> 00:34:18,401 You got it, H. 608 00:34:19,436 --> 00:34:20,299 [ENGINE REVS] 609 00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:21,335 [GASPS] 610 00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,372 [GASPS] Hm. 611 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:28,445 [GASPS] Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that. 612 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:31,655 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] [PEOPLE CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY] 613 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,156 The Vungus among us! 614 00:34:49,294 --> 00:34:52,228 H-Bomb! 615 00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:54,092 V-Go! V-Go! Yeah, yeah! 616 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:55,576 Yeah!Woo! 617 00:34:55,714 --> 00:34:57,681 Look at you. You've lost weight. 618 00:34:57,819 --> 00:34:59,338 What have you done to your hair? 619 00:34:59,476 --> 00:35:00,926 You changed it. Looks fantastic. 620 00:35:01,168 --> 00:35:02,893 Oh, I... AGENT H: I barely recognize you. 621 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:06,138 Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M. 622 00:35:06,276 --> 00:35:08,554 Hello, M. 623 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,384 Muah. 624 00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:12,317 So nice to meet you. 625 00:35:12,455 --> 00:35:13,870 I've heard a lot about you. 626 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,320 Highly redacted, of course. 627 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:18,150 [GRUNTS, THEN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 628 00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:20,428 [CONTINUES SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 629 00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:28,056 AGENT H: Such a charmer. He says... 630 00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:29,886 he thinks you're hot. 631 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,267 He thinks I'm what? Sorry? 632 00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:32,923 AGENT H: It's a rough translation. 633 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,787 Probably works better on Ja-- Jababia, 634 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,859 but you know that, since you speak fluent Jababian. 635 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,620 Oh. 636 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:42,933 Of course. I was just trying to find the words to articulate 637 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,591 how incredibly eye-catching you yourself are. 638 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,593 AGENT H: Well, that he is. 639 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,630 M knows everything about Jababia. 640 00:35:49,768 --> 00:35:52,184 I wouldn't say "everything." Always more to learn. 641 00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:53,565 It's like a fetish. 642 00:35:53,703 --> 00:35:55,567 Hah, okay, that implies something sexual. 643 00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:56,913 It's definitely not. It is. 644 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,466 It's always, "Oh, Jababia this, 645 00:35:58,604 --> 00:36:00,468 Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!" 646 00:36:00,606 --> 00:36:01,780 Yeah, baby! [IMITATES WHIP] 647 00:36:01,918 --> 00:36:03,644 AGENT H: I knew you would hit it off. 648 00:36:03,782 --> 00:36:05,542 Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance. 649 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,682 She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get drinks. 650 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,443 You're still a vodka cranberry guy? 651 00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:10,754 You know it. 652 00:36:10,892 --> 00:36:11,824 Okay. Okay. 653 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,482 M, please. 654 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:16,795 Come, sit next to Vungus. 655 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,831 I promise, I don't bite. 656 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,971 Okay, just give me one sec. 657 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,628 Four vodka cranberries. 658 00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:24,389 It's all right. I'll get this one. 659 00:36:24,527 --> 00:36:25,700 Put it on the company card. 660 00:36:25,838 --> 00:36:27,323 Little tip, expense everything. 661 00:36:27,461 --> 00:36:28,841 Hey, quick question, no big deal. 662 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,223 Are you pimping me out to Vungus? 663 00:36:31,361 --> 00:36:32,673 What? No. 664 00:36:32,811 --> 00:36:35,331 What the hell would give you that...impression? 665 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,609 [GRUNTS] Hello. Ha-ha-ha! 666 00:36:37,747 --> 00:36:40,370 Oh, I don't know. That? Oh, ahem. 667 00:36:40,508 --> 00:36:41,751 Better not look at that. 668 00:36:41,889 --> 00:36:43,684 Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait, 669 00:36:43,822 --> 00:36:45,168 just let me know next time. 670 00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:46,480 I don't like to be lied to. 671 00:36:46,618 --> 00:36:48,344 What, like pretending to be an expert 672 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,208 in something you're not? 673 00:36:50,346 --> 00:36:51,864 We're in the lying business. 674 00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,453 Are we? Jababians are prickly. 675 00:36:54,591 --> 00:36:55,799 We want them to be happy. 676 00:36:55,937 --> 00:36:58,285 So they don't destroy our planet and everything. 677 00:36:58,423 --> 00:36:59,596 That is the mission. 678 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:00,873 If you're not down with-- 679 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:02,358 I'm down with the mission, 680 00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:04,429 but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian. 681 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:06,016 That's not what I asked you to do. 682 00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:08,709 [CHUCKLES] 683 00:37:10,607 --> 00:37:12,851 [DIDDY'S "DIDDY ROCK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 684 00:37:12,989 --> 00:37:16,475 ♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪ 685 00:37:16,613 --> 00:37:18,408 ♪ There's no need To take your phone ♪ 686 00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:20,790 So how long you here for, buddy? 687 00:37:20,928 --> 00:37:22,619 Vungus go home tomorrow. 688 00:37:22,757 --> 00:37:24,207 AGENT H: Tomorrow? 689 00:37:24,345 --> 00:37:26,278 We better make it a good one, huh? 690 00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:30,869 I came to talk, H. We need to speak. 691 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,871 Talky, shmalky. I want to see you dance. 692 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:35,667 Come on. Come on, I know, I know this is your jam. 693 00:37:35,805 --> 00:37:37,358 Get out here. M, come on. 694 00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:40,844 Oh, no, I'm just gonna... I like to butt-dance. 695 00:37:40,982 --> 00:37:42,812 ♪ Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ♪ 696 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:45,263 ♪ The age don't mean a thing I ain't Chi Ali ♪ 697 00:37:45,401 --> 00:37:47,092 ♪ I bring them out With no ID ♪ 698 00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:49,508 ♪ Them boys they bring Them out like I'm T.I.P. ♪ 699 00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:50,820 ♪ Come here, girl ♪ 700 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:54,513 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 701 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,515 ♪ Let me take you Indonesia ♪ 702 00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:58,724 Hey, I need to talk to you about something. 703 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,519 If it's about that night in Beirut, 704 00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:02,487 I deleted the photos. Promise. 705 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,903 No, not Beirut. Just... 706 00:38:06,629 --> 00:38:09,666 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 707 00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:11,634 [CHEERING] 708 00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,676 ♪ I don't give a fuck What it cost ♪ 709 00:38:19,814 --> 00:38:21,644 ♪ I floss big whips I floss big chains ♪ 710 00:38:21,782 --> 00:38:23,784 ♪ I talk big-ish 'Cause I'm got big thangs ♪ 711 00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:25,233 H? Yeah? 712 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,752 Twelve o'clock. You're damn right 713 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,789 it is. Night is young. Whoo-hoo! 714 00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:30,238 Listen to me, H. 715 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:31,964 This is serious. 716 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:34,553 You're the only one that Vungus can trust. 717 00:38:34,691 --> 00:38:36,314 Well, feeling's mutual. 718 00:38:36,452 --> 00:38:38,385 ♪ I see 'em looking at me Like what's up ♪ 719 00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:43,907 ♪ Let me creep in your world ♪ 720 00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:45,461 What happened to you? 721 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:47,394 Nothing. What happened to you? 722 00:38:47,532 --> 00:38:48,740 Why are you so serious? 723 00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:50,500 Relax. Ow! Yeah. H. 724 00:38:53,883 --> 00:38:57,956 ♪ Let me take you To Indonesia ♪ 725 00:38:58,094 --> 00:39:01,062 ♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪ 726 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,761 [LIGHT RATTLING, HISSING] 727 00:39:09,899 --> 00:39:10,969 [GASPS] 728 00:39:11,107 --> 00:39:13,592 [GROANING] 729 00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,147 You all right, buddy? 730 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,908 What's wrong? You don't look so good. 731 00:39:19,046 --> 00:39:22,014 You okay? Vungus not feel so good. 732 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,431 AGENT H: Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch. 733 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,158 Let's get his car and get him out of here. 734 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,643 Yeah. Yup. All right. 735 00:39:29,781 --> 00:39:32,577 AGENT H: Okay. Get you off to bed. 736 00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:34,889 Let's get you in here. All right. 737 00:39:35,027 --> 00:39:36,926 There you are, buddy. In you go. 738 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:39,480 Watch your head. Okay. All right. 739 00:39:39,618 --> 00:39:40,792 Now, sleep it off, okay? 740 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:42,828 I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate. 741 00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:44,312 [GROANS] 742 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:45,728 Whoo! 743 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,592 Shouldn't we call it in? Oh, God, no. 744 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,972 The paperwork is a nightmare. 745 00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:50,767 But Vungus didn't look too good. 746 00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,562 He didn't look too good before, but. 747 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,530 Trust me, I've seen him way worse. 748 00:39:54,668 --> 00:39:55,841 This one time in Istanbul-- 749 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,812 [GASPS] [CAR ALARMS BLARING] 750 00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,848 [♪♪♪] 751 00:40:05,092 --> 00:40:07,612 VUNGUS [COUGHS]: Help me. 752 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:12,202 [♪♪♪] 753 00:40:13,928 --> 00:40:15,827 MIB. Freeze! On the ground. 754 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:16,862 Hands up. Palms down. 755 00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:22,420 Palms down. Hands up. 756 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:26,665 Which do you want to go with? I'm fine with either. 757 00:40:26,803 --> 00:40:29,806 We've to come up with something consistent. You want palms down? 758 00:40:29,944 --> 00:40:31,394 If you don't mind. 759 00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:32,809 Palms down. Palms down. 760 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,088 AGENT H: Good. 761 00:40:57,109 --> 00:40:58,041 What the...? 762 00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:03,737 That is not good. 763 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,704 AGENT H:Run! 764 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,605 [BOTH GRUNT] 765 00:41:11,538 --> 00:41:13,574 [COUGHING] M! 766 00:41:13,712 --> 00:41:15,024 They are coming! 767 00:41:15,162 --> 00:41:16,577 Petrol cap. Go. 768 00:41:17,923 --> 00:41:19,028 [EXHALES] 769 00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:25,275 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 770 00:41:33,007 --> 00:41:35,734 AGENT H: We need more firepower. Side-view mirror. 771 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:37,909 What do you want me to do, throw it at them? 772 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,290 Oh, wow. 773 00:41:51,198 --> 00:41:52,820 I haven't seen that before. 774 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:56,859 I don't think this is doing anything. 775 00:41:58,274 --> 00:41:59,206 Come on. 776 00:42:01,139 --> 00:42:03,521 Exhaust pipe. Go! 777 00:42:03,659 --> 00:42:04,694 Come on! 778 00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:10,838 Now this is more like it. 779 00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:11,908 Right. 780 00:42:14,255 --> 00:42:15,602 [GRUNTS] 781 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,778 Hurry! 782 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:23,817 Go to Vungus. I'll cover you. 783 00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:30,099 [GROANS] 784 00:42:30,237 --> 00:42:32,895 H! A little help here! 785 00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:35,725 No. Not H. 786 00:42:35,863 --> 00:42:37,796 He has changed. 787 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:39,936 I could feel it. 788 00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:41,593 I have to know... 789 00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:43,077 [COUGHING] 790 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:45,804 ...if I can trust you. 791 00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:50,637 [GRUNTS] 792 00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:53,605 Now I'm pissed off. 793 00:42:53,743 --> 00:42:55,918 Hide this. 794 00:42:57,782 --> 00:43:00,716 Something is wrong in Men in Black. 795 00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:04,167 What? Vungus, what is this? 796 00:43:04,305 --> 00:43:09,034 It's the only thing that can protect you. 797 00:43:09,172 --> 00:43:10,898 [SIGHS] 798 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,695 [♪♪♪] 799 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:22,358 Come on! 800 00:43:26,914 --> 00:43:28,951 Where's your fancy dance moves now? 801 00:43:29,089 --> 00:43:30,918 [TIRES SQUEAL] 802 00:43:33,334 --> 00:43:35,613 [AGENTS YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 803 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,064 [♪♪♪] 804 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:53,907 What the...? 805 00:43:56,323 --> 00:43:58,636 AGENT 1: Keep your eyes on. It's not safe. 806 00:43:58,774 --> 00:44:00,776 AGENT 2: Eyes on! Eyes on! 807 00:44:00,914 --> 00:44:01,984 AGENT 3: Two targets! 808 00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:03,744 How is he? 809 00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:06,644 He's gone. 810 00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:16,861 AGENT 4: Guys, back up a little bit, all right? 811 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,382 [♪♪♪] 812 00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:31,254 AGENT C: Oy! Outdone yourself here, mate. 813 00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:33,256 Well done. Well done. AGENT H: Thank you. 814 00:44:33,394 --> 00:44:35,155 Fill me in. What happened, huh? 815 00:44:35,293 --> 00:44:37,088 We were attacked, clearly, C. 816 00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:38,814 Right. By I don't know what. 817 00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:41,230 The suspects, they did this with their bare hands. 818 00:44:41,368 --> 00:44:42,887 They turned solid into liquid, 819 00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:44,612 then back again.What? 820 00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:47,650 Why's she here?She... 821 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:49,100 She is AGENT H: She is 822 00:44:49,238 --> 00:44:51,102 BOTH: walking you through the crime scene. 823 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,621 No, no. She is a probationary agent, 824 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,348 so she is not here at all, okay? 825 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:59,110 I think you'll find that she clearly is here 826 00:44:59,248 --> 00:45:00,249 because I can see her. 827 00:45:00,387 --> 00:45:01,629 Backing you up. Thank you. 828 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:03,114 A figure of speech, but fine. 829 00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:04,943 You are in so much trouble, 830 00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:08,291 oh, my God. You had one job. You had one very simple job: 831 00:45:08,429 --> 00:45:11,087 to take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks. 832 00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,262 That was it. Not a "lizard slimeball." 833 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,229 A friend of mine. Oh, no. 834 00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:16,783 Yeah. Sorry about that.Mm. 835 00:45:16,921 --> 00:45:18,301 He was a reptilian slimeball, 836 00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:21,201 now dead because of you. Who was with him when he died? 837 00:45:21,339 --> 00:45:22,685 I was. Who--? 838 00:45:22,823 --> 00:45:25,308 Okay, good. And did he say anything 839 00:45:25,446 --> 00:45:27,241 that might explain why he was killed? 840 00:45:27,379 --> 00:45:29,347 Anything at all? Come on. 841 00:45:29,485 --> 00:45:31,418 [♪♪♪] 842 00:45:33,247 --> 00:45:34,386 No. Not a thing. 843 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:37,148 So just to recap... No point. 844 00:45:37,286 --> 00:45:38,701 A high-ranking member 845 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:41,014 of the Jababian royal family dies on your watch, 846 00:45:41,152 --> 00:45:43,326 murdered by assailants that you can't identify, 847 00:45:43,464 --> 00:45:45,915 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom. 848 00:45:46,053 --> 00:45:47,779 Is that about right? I switched off 849 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:49,919 the moment you started talking. I don't know. 850 00:45:50,057 --> 00:45:51,369 Why don't you bugger off. 851 00:45:51,507 --> 00:45:53,026 AGENT C: Okay, mate. Thank you. 852 00:45:53,164 --> 00:45:54,165 Yeah.I'll piss off, 853 00:45:54,303 --> 00:45:55,822 to the office. Where you belong. 854 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,133 To have a word with High T, 855 00:45:57,271 --> 00:45:59,549 who will not save you this time. 856 00:46:01,931 --> 00:46:03,830 We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry. 857 00:46:03,968 --> 00:46:06,867 This is... We'll be fine. 858 00:46:08,213 --> 00:46:09,076 Yeah? 859 00:46:09,214 --> 00:46:11,976 Yes. Yes. Understood. 860 00:46:12,114 --> 00:46:13,494 Yeah-- Indeed. 861 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,052 Yes. 862 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:21,157 Yes. Yes. 863 00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:22,572 Thank you. 864 00:46:24,195 --> 00:46:26,197 Let me assure you, we will deal with this 865 00:46:26,335 --> 00:46:28,889 in the strongest possible terms. 866 00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:34,067 The Jababians want your heads. 867 00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:37,311 Quite literally. Both heads, sent by diplomatic pouch. 868 00:46:37,449 --> 00:46:39,935 Okay, um, ahem... 869 00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:42,282 AGENT C: Morning, sir. 870 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:43,904 I have the forensics report 871 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:45,285 that you asked for. 872 00:46:45,423 --> 00:46:47,252 AGENT HIGH T: Thank you. 873 00:46:47,390 --> 00:46:50,014 Well, this is troubling. 874 00:46:50,152 --> 00:46:51,843 Very troubling.Mm-hm. 875 00:46:51,981 --> 00:46:54,397 These are our suspects. 876 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:57,987 A species called Dyadnum. 877 00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:02,026 From a binary star system in the constellation Draco. 878 00:47:02,164 --> 00:47:03,855 Draco, that's Hive territory. 879 00:47:03,993 --> 00:47:05,408 The entire sector fell years ago. 880 00:47:06,962 --> 00:47:08,998 AGENT HIGH T: The Dyads' DNA... 881 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:11,345 are riddled with Hive mutations. AGENT H: Mm-hm. 882 00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:15,039 AGENT HIGH T: As we all know, the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies, 883 00:47:15,177 --> 00:47:17,144 they subsume them. 884 00:47:17,282 --> 00:47:18,939 Take them over from within. 885 00:47:19,077 --> 00:47:21,424 Whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now. 886 00:47:21,562 --> 00:47:23,979 Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way 887 00:47:24,117 --> 00:47:25,463 to kill a Jababian royal? 888 00:47:25,601 --> 00:47:27,430 You knew Vungus better than anyone. 889 00:47:27,568 --> 00:47:29,191 Did he indicate why he was here? 890 00:47:29,329 --> 00:47:30,778 Did he want something from us? 891 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,677 No, he seemed pretty normal, happy. 892 00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:35,404 Sir. This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago. 893 00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,268 And a failure of this magnitude 894 00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:40,029 requires immediate invokement of... 895 00:47:41,134 --> 00:47:42,204 Article 13. 896 00:47:42,342 --> 00:47:44,378 Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"? 897 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,933 Uh, what is Article 13? 898 00:47:47,071 --> 00:47:50,626 Immediate termination, followed by neuralyzation. 899 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,283 Wait a second. AGENT HIGH T: Wait. 900 00:47:52,421 --> 00:47:53,456 No.Is that your answer 901 00:47:53,594 --> 00:47:55,355 to everything? AGENT H: Put that away! 902 00:47:55,493 --> 00:47:56,908 Glasses off. Sir, you can't. 903 00:47:57,046 --> 00:47:59,083 Give me one good reason why not. 904 00:47:59,221 --> 00:48:01,844 Um, because it's... 905 00:48:01,982 --> 00:48:03,466 what we were talking about. Um... 906 00:48:03,604 --> 00:48:05,917 Because... Because... 907 00:48:06,055 --> 00:48:08,161 if you erase us, you will never know the truth. 908 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:10,025 The truth. AGENT C: They're stalling. 909 00:48:10,163 --> 00:48:12,268 Say the word. I'll do it. Put it away. 910 00:48:13,545 --> 00:48:15,651 M, go ahead. Explain yourself. 911 00:48:16,617 --> 00:48:18,723 Well, sir... 912 00:48:18,965 --> 00:48:21,899 if you think about it, really think about it... 913 00:48:23,245 --> 00:48:25,316 Vungus... 914 00:48:25,454 --> 00:48:27,490 how many people really knew that he was here? 915 00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:30,148 The people in this room. 916 00:48:30,286 --> 00:48:32,461 And perhaps a dozen high-level agents. 917 00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:35,947 If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be, 918 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,707 and we assume that Vungus didn't leak 919 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:39,295 his own location to the killers, 920 00:48:39,433 --> 00:48:41,988 doesn't that mean that it was someone... 921 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:43,437 inside MIB? 922 00:48:43,575 --> 00:48:46,026 A mole, sir, inside these very walls. 923 00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:48,235 Sir, they're making this up as they go along. 924 00:48:48,373 --> 00:48:50,479 "A mole"? In the history of the company, 925 00:48:50,617 --> 00:48:53,413 there's never been a leak. Something a mole would say. 926 00:48:53,551 --> 00:48:55,208 Don't be absurd. Classic mole talk. 927 00:48:55,346 --> 00:48:56,381 Sounds like Mole 101. 928 00:48:56,519 --> 00:48:58,107 Enough. 929 00:48:58,245 --> 00:49:00,006 If we've been compromised, 930 00:49:00,144 --> 00:49:01,973 it puts every citizen on this planet, 931 00:49:02,111 --> 00:49:04,562 both human and alien, at risk. 932 00:49:06,426 --> 00:49:08,600 C. Track down these killers. Sir. 933 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,602 Find the killers, we find the mole. 934 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,639 Will do, sir. Dismissed. 935 00:49:14,468 --> 00:49:17,333 M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised. 936 00:49:18,507 --> 00:49:20,543 Work the case with C. 937 00:49:20,681 --> 00:49:22,960 Get Weapons Department started on something 938 00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:25,065 that can neutralize these Dyads. 939 00:49:27,516 --> 00:49:28,517 Yes, sir. 940 00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:34,937 Sharp indeed she is, sir. 941 00:49:35,075 --> 00:49:37,975 I assume you'll want me overseeing the case? Sort of-- 942 00:49:38,113 --> 00:49:40,460 I'm finished covering for you, H. 943 00:49:40,598 --> 00:49:44,188 You need me on this case, sir. I've dealt with the Hive before. 944 00:49:44,326 --> 00:49:46,293 With nothing but my wits and my Series 7-- 945 00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:50,539 No. He dealt with the Hive before. 946 00:49:50,677 --> 00:49:54,060 And I don't know where the hell he has gone! 947 00:49:54,198 --> 00:49:56,752 I actually used to think you could lead this place. 948 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,443 I was wrong about you. 949 00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:02,102 We're done here. 950 00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:06,244 That's an order. 951 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:10,283 Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir. 952 00:50:12,078 --> 00:50:14,390 You saw something in me once. It's still there. 953 00:50:15,736 --> 00:50:18,187 And I apologize for letting you down. 954 00:50:18,325 --> 00:50:21,328 Give me another chance and I'll fix this. I promise you. 955 00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:33,168 AGENT M: I don't think it's just a blade. 956 00:50:33,306 --> 00:50:35,135 Looks like it carries some poison. 957 00:50:35,273 --> 00:50:37,068 I know what you're talking about. Wait. 958 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,552 Sorry, mate. High T wants me 959 00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:41,210 to run point on this one. What? I don't believe you. 960 00:50:41,348 --> 00:50:42,832 AGENT H: I don't like it any better than you, 961 00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:44,869 but he kept going on about relying on me, 962 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:47,113 needing our top agent, that sort of thing. 963 00:50:47,251 --> 00:50:49,356 I don't make the rules. Take it up with him. 964 00:50:49,494 --> 00:50:51,186 M, he's keen for you to shadow me. 965 00:50:51,324 --> 00:50:52,842 "Learn from the best," he said. 966 00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:54,706 Little on-the-job training, if you will. 967 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,846 Hmm? Yeah? Come on. 968 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,159 Are you going or you staying? Yeah, I'll go. 969 00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:00,333 Well... AGENT M: Okay. 970 00:51:00,471 --> 00:51:02,542 AGENT H: Come on. AGENT M: H? 971 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,062 [♪♪♪] 972 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,166 Thanks for that. 973 00:51:07,616 --> 00:51:09,100 I'm sick of you. 974 00:51:11,585 --> 00:51:12,690 Okay. 975 00:51:12,828 --> 00:51:14,657 What's the actual truth? You tell me. 976 00:51:14,795 --> 00:51:17,177 For someone who hates lying, that was incredible. 977 00:51:17,315 --> 00:51:18,903 I wasn't-- It was electric up there. 978 00:51:19,145 --> 00:51:21,319 The way we played off each other, back and forth. 979 00:51:21,457 --> 00:51:23,218 I was riffing. A mole inside the MIB. 980 00:51:23,356 --> 00:51:25,012 It's genius. I wish I thought of it. 981 00:51:25,151 --> 00:51:26,393 I discovered a possible truth. 982 00:51:26,531 --> 00:51:28,671 I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot. 983 00:51:28,809 --> 00:51:30,225 What have you got so far? 984 00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:32,399 I was about to run a molecular deconstruction 985 00:51:32,537 --> 00:51:35,092 on the substance and cross-reference with all toxins. 986 00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:36,645 Good idea. Just a little science. 987 00:51:36,783 --> 00:51:38,198 I wouldn't do that. [COUGHING] 988 00:51:38,336 --> 00:51:39,406 Whoo! I know what that is. 989 00:51:39,544 --> 00:51:41,098 That killed a 300-pound Jababian, 990 00:51:41,236 --> 00:51:43,065 so I wouldn't get recreational with it. 991 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:46,068 Zephos, pure grade. The wrong amount will kill you instantly. 992 00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:48,174 Right amount will keep you dancing shirtless 993 00:51:48,312 --> 00:51:50,107 on a nightclub in Monaco for 17 hours. 994 00:51:50,245 --> 00:51:52,626 So much information. Always so much information. 995 00:51:52,764 --> 00:51:55,526 It's what I've heard. There's only one place in the world 996 00:51:55,664 --> 00:51:57,873 where they know how to mix it. Let's go. 997 00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:03,913 You coming? World's not gonna save itself. 998 00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:06,364 Are you saying that you need me to save the world? 999 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:07,641 Uh-huh. 1000 00:52:07,779 --> 00:52:08,642 Thought so. 1001 00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:11,473 [♪♪♪] 1002 00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:20,930 [♪♪♪] 1003 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:33,426 [MAN YELLING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1004 00:52:37,671 --> 00:52:38,810 Oh, wow. 1005 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:41,158 You'll see that a lot around here. 1006 00:52:42,331 --> 00:52:44,471 It's a Cromulian tag. 1007 00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:47,302 In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation. 1008 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,511 There's still some debate around what exactly. 1009 00:52:49,649 --> 00:52:51,340 Actually, it's harmony. 1010 00:52:51,478 --> 00:52:54,136 But on Earth, it means we're entering an MIB safe haven. 1011 00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:55,965 AGENT H: How do you know? AGENT M: It's in the handbook. 1012 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:57,519 AGENT H: Don't believe everything you read. 1013 00:52:57,657 --> 00:53:00,142 MAN 1: That is my job. MAN 2: And my job is what? 1014 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,419 Hang out here and shut up? 1015 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:03,145 MAN 1: Shut up. That's your job. 1016 00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:05,251 AGENT H: Well, look who it is. Nasr. 1017 00:53:05,389 --> 00:53:07,287 You know the rules: no visible alien tech 1018 00:53:07,425 --> 00:53:09,289 anywhere on the street. Cover the bike up 1019 00:53:09,427 --> 00:53:11,636 before I have to give you a ticket. 1020 00:53:11,774 --> 00:53:14,260 H? It is really you? 1021 00:53:14,398 --> 00:53:16,434 Of course it's me. Who else could it be? 1022 00:53:16,572 --> 00:53:17,746 Hey, Bassam. Hi, H. 1023 00:53:17,884 --> 00:53:19,230 Nasr said you were dead. 1024 00:53:19,368 --> 00:53:20,956 NASR: What? I-- I never said that. 1025 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,785 You did. He's lying. 1026 00:53:22,923 --> 00:53:25,340 Aah! Hey! Get-- 1027 00:53:25,478 --> 00:53:27,618 That's-- And why would I be dead? 1028 00:53:27,756 --> 00:53:29,758 [BOTH GRUNT] 1029 00:53:29,896 --> 00:53:32,174 Bassam misunderstood. 1030 00:53:32,312 --> 00:53:34,832 We heard that you and Riza had split up. 1031 00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:36,454 Oh, Riza. Who's that? 1032 00:53:36,592 --> 00:53:38,007 It's not important. 1033 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:39,319 Mm. Human or...? 1034 00:53:39,457 --> 00:53:40,803 Doesn't matter. I'm just curious 1035 00:53:40,941 --> 00:53:42,771 how it works between species, so... 1036 00:53:42,909 --> 00:53:45,049 Very unimportant. Old friend of mine, so... 1037 00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:47,810 Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy. 1038 00:53:47,948 --> 00:53:50,468 Who is a very successful businesswoman. 1039 00:53:50,606 --> 00:53:52,298 I love a businesswoman. 1040 00:53:52,436 --> 00:53:55,301 Why are we talking about this? Sad. You made a lovely couple. 1041 00:53:55,439 --> 00:53:57,337 Thank you. These things happen. 1042 00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:59,753 You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat." 1043 00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:01,030 Oh, hmm. 1044 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:02,894 Excuse us for one moment. 1045 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:05,207 BASSAM: Your words, not mine. Don't you-- 1046 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:07,899 You dated this person? Seems like a conflict of interest. 1047 00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,592 Conflict of interest for you to know my private life. 1048 00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:12,214 Yeah, sure. I'd prefer not to. 1049 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,871 Hey, hey, that's enough. Listen. 1050 00:54:14,009 --> 00:54:15,562 Stop beating the hell out of him. 1051 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,564 BASSAM: Yeah. Keep this thing covered up. 1052 00:54:17,702 --> 00:54:19,186 Absolutely. Will do. Thank you. 1053 00:54:19,325 --> 00:54:20,636 Won't happen again. 1054 00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:22,259 AGENT M: Nice to meet you both. 1055 00:54:22,397 --> 00:54:23,501 Yes. Yeah. 1056 00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:29,749 [CLEARS THROAT] 1057 00:54:29,887 --> 00:54:32,407 What? Pulled this 1058 00:54:32,545 --> 00:54:34,650 from the surveillance camera outside the club. 1059 00:54:34,788 --> 00:54:36,859 Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable. 1060 00:54:36,997 --> 00:54:37,929 Sorry about that. 1061 00:54:43,003 --> 00:54:44,281 Have you shown this to T? 1062 00:54:44,419 --> 00:54:46,248 You said everything goes through you. 1063 00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:48,250 Yes, everything does go through me. Good. 1064 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:51,046 I'll show him. Go on. 1065 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:54,360 [♪♪♪♪] 1066 00:54:54,498 --> 00:54:56,396 Goodness me. 1067 00:54:58,433 --> 00:55:00,055 Oh, boy. 1068 00:55:10,824 --> 00:55:12,274 NASR: Here comes trouble. 1069 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:13,586 BASSAM: I like trouble. 1070 00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:20,696 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1071 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:21,973 Call Riza. 1072 00:55:24,459 --> 00:55:25,770 AGENT H: Ah, here. This is it. 1073 00:55:30,879 --> 00:55:32,984 Looks like a couple days' worth. 1074 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,366 No one's been out to collect. 1075 00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,443 Hello? 1076 00:55:44,410 --> 00:55:45,928 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 1077 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:48,759 [♪♪♪] 1078 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,108 [CLEARS THROAT] 1079 00:56:25,554 --> 00:56:29,455 One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy. 1080 00:56:29,593 --> 00:56:30,766 Easy, easy.Okay. 1081 00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:33,493 We don't want any trouble. Do not move. 1082 00:56:35,115 --> 00:56:36,151 [GRUNTS] 1083 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,187 Hey, look at you. 1084 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:39,913 What do we call you, sport? 1085 00:56:40,051 --> 00:56:41,812 "Sport" is not what you call me. 1086 00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:43,192 What is it? 1087 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:45,678 "It"? He. Sorry. 1088 00:56:45,816 --> 00:56:47,196 Why would you call me anything? 1089 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,406 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns. 1090 00:56:49,544 --> 00:56:53,030 Uh, okay. "Pawny," then. 1091 00:56:53,168 --> 00:56:54,376 What happened here? 1092 00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:56,792 Oh, we had the best party. 1093 00:56:56,930 --> 00:56:59,450 Kanye showed up and dropped a whole new album. 1094 00:56:59,588 --> 00:57:01,556 It was some of his best work. Look around! 1095 00:57:01,694 --> 00:57:02,729 We got our asses kicked! 1096 00:57:02,867 --> 00:57:03,799 [QUEEN GASPS] 1097 00:57:03,937 --> 00:57:06,802 Aah! My queen! 1098 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,011 [♪♪♪] 1099 00:57:09,149 --> 00:57:10,530 Oh, she's gone. 1100 00:57:10,668 --> 00:57:12,739 I'll never serve another. I swear it. 1101 00:57:12,877 --> 00:57:14,431 I'll plunge my dagger 1102 00:57:14,569 --> 00:57:17,503 into my own body, like this, through my vital organs, 1103 00:57:17,641 --> 00:57:21,403 and then leave it until the dark takes me. 1104 00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:25,062 Hey, you're not gonna actually go through with this, are you? 1105 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,962 Listen. A queen's pawn without a queen is just a pawn. 1106 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,550 A nothing. 1107 00:57:30,688 --> 00:57:32,552 I must end my own life 1108 00:57:32,690 --> 00:57:36,176 in the most painful way possible. 1109 00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:39,386 Don't stop me. 1110 00:57:39,525 --> 00:57:42,631 Chance of survival: zero. 1111 00:57:42,769 --> 00:57:44,840 Think we should stop him? PAWNY: Gonna do it. 1112 00:57:44,978 --> 00:57:46,704 Wanna see if he goes through with it. 1113 00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:48,879 Sorry, what did you say? Hmm? Nothing at all. 1114 00:57:49,017 --> 00:57:50,501 Know what? I did say something. 1115 00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:52,710 AGENT H: You did? Yeah. He's a witness. 1116 00:57:52,848 --> 00:57:54,471 Excuse me. 1117 00:57:54,609 --> 00:57:57,474 You know, I don't think that she would want you to, 1118 00:57:57,612 --> 00:58:00,546 you know, go through with it, honestly. 1119 00:58:00,684 --> 00:58:03,825 Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want? 1120 00:58:03,963 --> 00:58:05,585 Are you a queen? 1121 00:58:05,723 --> 00:58:08,105 Well, to the extent that all women are, yes, 1122 00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:10,590 but, no, no, I'm not a queen. 1123 00:58:10,728 --> 00:58:13,455 You know what she is, though, is an agent. 1124 00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:15,284 "Agent"? AGENT H: Mm-hm. 1125 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,770 Is that a title? It is a title. 1126 00:58:17,908 --> 00:58:19,703 A title of great eminence and stature. 1127 00:58:19,841 --> 00:58:21,290 M here is an agent. 1128 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,638 An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning. 1129 00:58:23,776 --> 00:58:24,915 I never thought of this, 1130 00:58:25,053 --> 00:58:27,089 but maybe the best way to honor the dead 1131 00:58:27,227 --> 00:58:29,954 is to go on living. Yes. 1132 00:58:30,092 --> 00:58:32,957 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M. 1133 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:35,097 No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject. 1134 00:58:35,235 --> 00:58:37,686 Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty. 1135 00:58:37,824 --> 00:58:39,516 Wish you'd said "no, no, no" before. 1136 00:58:39,654 --> 00:58:40,724 Congratulations. 1137 00:58:40,862 --> 00:58:43,071 And if you should die before I, 1138 00:58:43,209 --> 00:58:44,935 I promise to end my own life... 1139 00:58:45,073 --> 00:58:47,662 "In the most painful way possible." 1140 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,836 Yeah. Ha. I don't like you. 1141 00:58:49,974 --> 00:58:51,562 AGENT H: Let's go. 1142 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:52,770 PAWNY: My lady? 1143 00:58:52,908 --> 00:58:55,980 Come on. We'll have a fun time. 1144 00:58:57,257 --> 00:58:58,604 Fine.Yes! 1145 00:59:00,985 --> 00:59:03,367 H, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1146 00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:05,576 I've been wanting to tell you... Yeah? 1147 00:59:05,714 --> 00:59:08,372 ...about it. Where is it? You mean this? 1148 00:59:08,614 --> 00:59:10,339 You stole it from me? Stole it from you? 1149 00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:12,894 I recovered evidence you stole from a crime scene. 1150 00:59:13,032 --> 00:59:15,621 Vungus told me to hide it and I couldn't trust anyone. 1151 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,657 You're telling me you listened to Vungus, 1152 00:59:17,795 --> 00:59:20,557 you trusted Vungus instead of your partner, a senior agent? 1153 00:59:20,695 --> 00:59:21,903 Huh? In a word, yes. 1154 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,733 H, speaking of agents... 1155 00:59:27,115 --> 00:59:28,116 Come on. 1156 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,636 Why would they be here? 1157 00:59:30,774 --> 00:59:32,534 AGENT H: There's either an award show 1158 00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,536 we're not aware of or we're in deep shit. 1159 00:59:34,674 --> 00:59:36,987 AGENT C: Thank you. I need you to close every street, 1160 00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,229 archway and sewer now. 1161 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:40,162 Come in closer on that body cam there. 1162 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:42,130 A bit more. AGENT HIGH T: Could someone 1163 00:59:42,268 --> 00:59:44,753 please explain to me what the hell is going on? 1164 00:59:44,891 --> 00:59:46,237 Sir, slightly sensitive subject. 1165 00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:47,929 Thought it best to keep it quiet. 1166 00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:49,896 A bit further in, please. C, a word. 1167 00:59:50,034 --> 00:59:53,072 Absolutely. No one leaves the medina, all right? 1168 00:59:54,211 --> 00:59:56,213 This-- This is nonsense. 1169 00:59:56,351 --> 00:59:57,904 Despite your personal feelings, 1170 00:59:58,042 --> 01:00:00,424 H is one of the best agents ever to wear this suit. 1171 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:02,978 No, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit. 1172 01:00:03,116 --> 01:00:07,051 He hasn't been the same since the Hive. Look. Look. 1173 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:10,883 My sources say that Vungus stole it 1174 01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:13,817 from the Jababian War Department Advanced Research Division 1175 01:00:13,955 --> 01:00:16,060 and brought it here. 1176 01:00:16,198 --> 01:00:18,131 And you kept this from me? For how long? 1177 01:00:18,269 --> 01:00:20,824 Explain yourself. Oh, explain myself? 1178 01:00:20,962 --> 01:00:24,862 Sir, whatever that thing is, M and H had it in your office, 1179 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,623 and you let them go, sir. 1180 01:00:26,761 --> 01:00:28,901 With all due respect, you let them go. 1181 01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:40,153 Carry on. Yes, sir. 1182 01:00:40,291 --> 01:00:42,569 And, C. Sir? 1183 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,951 Bring them straight to me. 1184 01:00:45,089 --> 01:00:46,953 [♪♪♪] 1185 01:00:48,714 --> 01:00:50,923 Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. 1186 01:00:51,061 --> 01:00:53,719 He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them. 1187 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,444 [PHONE RINGS] 1188 01:00:57,377 --> 01:00:59,586 Yes, sir. H, listen to me. 1189 01:00:59,725 --> 01:01:01,071 This isn't my operation. 1190 01:01:01,209 --> 01:01:03,901 Get out of there. Get safe. Then report. 1191 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:05,247 M may be right. 1192 01:01:05,385 --> 01:01:07,180 You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes. 1193 01:01:07,318 --> 01:01:09,976 AGENT HIGH T: There could be a mole in the Men in Black. 1194 01:01:10,114 --> 01:01:12,013 [♪♪♪] 1195 01:01:18,985 --> 01:01:21,298 All right. Take this. I'll draw them away. 1196 01:01:21,436 --> 01:01:23,852 I'll meet you at the main square in 20. 1197 01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:25,440 Go. 1198 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,407 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 1199 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:32,930 Hey, guys, what are the odds? 1200 01:01:34,173 --> 01:01:35,174 [CHUCKLES] 1201 01:01:38,867 --> 01:01:40,766 [CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1202 01:01:59,819 --> 01:02:01,718 [♪♪♪] 1203 01:02:16,456 --> 01:02:18,010 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 1204 01:02:26,397 --> 01:02:28,261 Nasr! I need to borrow your bike. 1205 01:02:28,399 --> 01:02:30,160 As long as it is to borrow, not steal. 1206 01:02:30,298 --> 01:02:31,264 Yes. Of course. Quick. 1207 01:02:31,402 --> 01:02:32,818 Come on.Bassam! 1208 01:02:35,475 --> 01:02:36,753 Ooh! 1209 01:02:38,168 --> 01:02:41,171 Okay, accelerator, brake. Water. 1210 01:02:41,309 --> 01:02:43,725 Very hot out there. That's very thoughtful of you. 1211 01:02:43,863 --> 01:02:45,175 This is pretty straightforward? 1212 01:02:45,313 --> 01:02:46,970 Yes. Very straightforward, indeed. 1213 01:02:47,108 --> 01:02:48,903 Just like riding a bike. 1214 01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:50,836 Okay, cool. 1215 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,877 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1216 01:02:58,015 --> 01:02:59,845 [WOMAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY] Sorry. 1217 01:03:03,883 --> 01:03:06,196 [GRUNTS] 1218 01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:09,095 Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all. 1219 01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:23,282 [♪♪♪] 1220 01:03:40,264 --> 01:03:41,956 [WHIRRING] 1221 01:03:54,037 --> 01:03:54,934 Quick, jump on! 1222 01:03:58,386 --> 01:03:59,974 Hold on tight. 1223 01:04:06,049 --> 01:04:08,637 Oh, shit! 1224 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,814 Hold on, Pawny! [PAWNY SCREAMING] 1225 01:04:12,952 --> 01:04:15,299 Hold on! 1226 01:04:15,437 --> 01:04:17,336 Wait for me! 1227 01:04:17,474 --> 01:04:19,407 Thanks! 1228 01:04:24,895 --> 01:04:27,449 Ha! I can't believe that actually worked. 1229 01:04:27,587 --> 01:04:29,796 Hey, H? Yeah? 1230 01:04:29,935 --> 01:04:31,315 Oh, right. Glasses. 1231 01:04:31,453 --> 01:04:34,215 Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here. 1232 01:04:34,353 --> 01:04:36,044 Just drive. 1233 01:04:48,608 --> 01:04:49,989 Move! Go! 1234 01:04:56,513 --> 01:04:57,894 [TIRES SCREECH] 1235 01:05:07,248 --> 01:05:08,145 Oh, boy. 1236 01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:13,357 What do you think? Red button? I think it's hyperdrive. 1237 01:05:13,495 --> 01:05:14,980 No, I think hyperdrive is blue. 1238 01:05:15,118 --> 01:05:17,396 Sometimes you have to trust your gut. 1239 01:05:17,534 --> 01:05:19,087 My gut, not yours! 1240 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:23,436 PAWNY: Somebody press something! 1241 01:05:23,574 --> 01:05:25,507 [♪♪♪] 1242 01:05:32,273 --> 01:05:34,068 [PAWNY SCREAMING] 1243 01:05:34,206 --> 01:05:35,138 [PAWNY GRUNTS] 1244 01:05:37,554 --> 01:05:39,452 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1245 01:05:47,426 --> 01:05:48,461 [LAUGHS] 1246 01:05:48,599 --> 01:05:51,257 Whoo-hoo! Lost the tail. 1247 01:05:51,395 --> 01:05:53,052 What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive. 1248 01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:55,606 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Trust your gut. Trust your gut. 1249 01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:58,023 Oh, God, I hate sand. [PAWNY LAUGHS] 1250 01:05:58,161 --> 01:06:00,749 The red button was awesome! [AGENT H CHUCKLES] 1251 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,337 Let's press the red button again. 1252 01:06:02,475 --> 01:06:03,960 [SHUSHES] 1253 01:06:04,098 --> 01:06:05,513 [AGENTS EXHALE] 1254 01:06:05,651 --> 01:06:06,583 [GRUNTS] 1255 01:06:06,721 --> 01:06:09,966 [CHITTERING] 1256 01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:12,071 Wow. 1257 01:06:13,728 --> 01:06:14,729 Hey, what's it doing? 1258 01:06:16,489 --> 01:06:18,112 Moving. 1259 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,390 [♪♪♪] 1260 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:29,916 AGENT H: Oh. 1261 01:06:30,055 --> 01:06:32,126 What--? What is that thing? 1262 01:06:32,264 --> 01:06:35,370 AGENT M: See the core? How it keeps emitting convective energy 1263 01:06:35,508 --> 01:06:37,614 across the interior of the photosphere? 1264 01:06:37,752 --> 01:06:39,271 Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it. 1265 01:06:39,409 --> 01:06:41,480 I see the-- The photosphere bit. 1266 01:06:41,618 --> 01:06:42,791 Okay, yeah. Shh. 1267 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:45,380 Those are thermonuclear explosions. 1268 01:06:45,518 --> 01:06:48,280 Wait, what? What does that mean? Like a bomb or something? 1269 01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:52,491 I think what we're looking at is a super compressed star. 1270 01:06:52,629 --> 01:06:54,251 And by the color temperature, 1271 01:06:54,389 --> 01:06:58,462 I'd say it's a blue giant. 1272 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,224 Let's press the button. Let's see what this does. 1273 01:07:01,362 --> 01:07:03,950 Are you suggesting we try a weaponized star for fun? 1274 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:06,470 Mm-hm. Well, for science and fun. 1275 01:07:06,608 --> 01:07:08,403 The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay. 1276 01:07:08,541 --> 01:07:09,577 I know. 1277 01:07:09,715 --> 01:07:11,579 Yeah, there is no better place. 1278 01:07:11,717 --> 01:07:14,099 They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing. 1279 01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:16,101 That's why I made the suggestion. Go. 1280 01:07:16,239 --> 01:07:19,207 Uh, at just .001? What do you think? 1281 01:07:19,345 --> 01:07:21,106 AGENT H: Yeah. Just start off slow. 1282 01:07:21,244 --> 01:07:22,314 Press the button. Okay. 1283 01:07:22,452 --> 01:07:25,110 [POWERING UP] 1284 01:07:29,597 --> 01:07:32,255 Mm. Maybe ratchet it up a few notches, 1285 01:07:32,393 --> 01:07:33,325 a little higher-- 1286 01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:36,155 AGENT H: Whoa! 1287 01:07:41,402 --> 01:07:43,197 That was the low setting? 1288 01:07:45,164 --> 01:07:49,134 Uh, do we think anyone's gonna notice that wasn't there before? 1289 01:07:49,272 --> 01:07:51,170 [♪♪♪] 1290 01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:03,700 Sir, they got away. 1291 01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:08,705 I believe the appropriate phrase is... 1292 01:08:08,843 --> 01:08:10,224 you lost them. 1293 01:08:10,362 --> 01:08:12,502 Well, I put it to you, sir... 1294 01:08:13,813 --> 01:08:16,575 ...that they had help. Probably. 1295 01:08:16,713 --> 01:08:19,716 But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason. 1296 01:08:19,854 --> 01:08:21,718 Why do you keep protecting him? 1297 01:08:21,856 --> 01:08:24,686 Huh? What is it going to take? 1298 01:08:26,205 --> 01:08:28,587 I am protecting this institution. 1299 01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:29,898 From what? From me? 1300 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:31,590 Are you questioning my loyalty, sir? 1301 01:08:31,728 --> 01:08:33,833 At the very least, your judgment. 1302 01:08:37,596 --> 01:08:40,737 Is there anything else, Agent C? 1303 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,466 No, sir. Good. 1304 01:08:45,604 --> 01:08:47,675 Then would you kindly leave? 1305 01:08:47,813 --> 01:08:49,746 [♪♪♪] 1306 01:09:07,281 --> 01:09:10,456 Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right? 1307 01:09:10,594 --> 01:09:13,252 He knew it could destroy worlds, and he gave it to you. 1308 01:09:13,390 --> 01:09:15,634 I don't understand. Someone he only just met. 1309 01:09:15,772 --> 01:09:17,222 Why would he do that? 1310 01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,363 I don't know. Hmm? 1311 01:09:20,501 --> 01:09:23,814 Maybe he trusted me. [CHUCKLES] 1312 01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:26,507 I'm not gonna doubt your general trustworthiness, 1313 01:09:26,645 --> 01:09:30,718 but, I mean, I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral. 1314 01:09:30,856 --> 01:09:32,340 Quite beautifully, I might add. 1315 01:09:32,478 --> 01:09:34,204 We knew everything about one another. 1316 01:09:34,342 --> 01:09:38,243 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me. Heh. 1317 01:09:38,381 --> 01:09:41,384 Okay, H, if you must know... 1318 01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:43,386 he said that you'd changed. 1319 01:09:43,524 --> 01:09:46,734 I'm getting sick of hearing this "you've changed" crap. 1320 01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:48,529 I'm the same person I was years ago. 1321 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:50,427 You've always been this way? 1322 01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:52,326 What way? 1323 01:09:52,464 --> 01:09:54,190 Uh, vaguely inept. 1324 01:09:54,328 --> 01:09:56,847 Arrogant. Reckless. 1325 01:09:56,985 --> 01:09:59,505 Did I miss anything? Heh. Okay, yeah. Hey, look. 1326 01:09:59,643 --> 01:10:01,507 Arrogant and reckless. That's nice. 1327 01:10:01,645 --> 01:10:03,716 Maybe I am a few of those things occasionally, 1328 01:10:03,854 --> 01:10:06,719 but my job is saving the planet, and that's what I do. 1329 01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:09,377 I do a good job at it. While that's still happening, 1330 01:10:09,515 --> 01:10:11,552 the rules are: there are no rules. 1331 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:13,554 Well, that's a rule. Mm-hm. 1332 01:10:14,969 --> 01:10:17,834 Argh. Damn it. All right, nobody move! 1333 01:10:17,972 --> 01:10:20,216 Drop it, hairball! Nobody move. 1334 01:10:20,354 --> 01:10:22,735 Bassam. How'd you get here? Feeling hydrated, H? 1335 01:10:22,873 --> 01:10:25,635 Never had a bath before. 1336 01:10:25,773 --> 01:10:29,017 Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. God, we drank from that. 1337 01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:31,434 Oh, God, I thought it tasted like a living beard. 1338 01:10:31,572 --> 01:10:32,642 AGENT H: Okay, um... 1339 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:34,747 Bassam, listen, all right, mate? 1340 01:10:34,885 --> 01:10:36,439 Uh, let's be sensible. 1341 01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:39,027 I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so-- 1342 01:10:39,269 --> 01:10:40,719 BASSAM: Oh, no, I definitely do. 1343 01:10:40,857 --> 01:10:43,308 Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. 1344 01:10:43,446 --> 01:10:45,689 No, wait. Wait, wait! No, no, no! 1345 01:10:45,827 --> 01:10:48,382 BASSAM: Have a nice life, bozos! 1346 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,280 AGENT M: Great job, H. 1347 01:10:57,598 --> 01:11:00,048 Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench? 1348 01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:03,535 She has a name and a title, and you know that. 1349 01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:06,262 My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench. 1350 01:11:07,849 --> 01:11:10,438 Pawny, will you tell him the sooner he restores power 1351 01:11:10,576 --> 01:11:12,716 to my drive console, the sooner I can figure out 1352 01:11:12,854 --> 01:11:14,477 how to program it? My lady says 1353 01:11:14,615 --> 01:11:17,514 you're a cloth-brained ass-clown whose gullible idiocy 1354 01:11:17,652 --> 01:11:19,827 has threatened the very existence of the planet. 1355 01:11:19,965 --> 01:11:22,243 You know what, she didn't say that. All right? 1356 01:11:22,381 --> 01:11:23,831 You worst piece on the chess board. 1357 01:11:23,969 --> 01:11:25,764 She said that. Didn't say any of it. 1358 01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:28,698 Yeah, but I was thinking it. Actually, every single word. 1359 01:11:28,836 --> 01:11:30,769 You make a really good point. Thank you. 1360 01:11:36,671 --> 01:11:38,880 If you'll tell your lady she now has power. 1361 01:11:40,606 --> 01:11:42,746 The jackass says, my lady, that you have power. 1362 01:11:42,884 --> 01:11:45,922 Can you thank him? PAWNY: Really? 1363 01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:47,786 But in a cold, kind of polite way. 1364 01:11:47,924 --> 01:11:49,684 You can even put a glare on it. 1365 01:11:49,822 --> 01:11:51,583 Just play around with it. I trust you. 1366 01:11:51,721 --> 01:11:54,068 My lady says thank you. 1367 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,034 [GROANS] 1368 01:11:57,002 --> 01:11:59,625 I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back. 1369 01:11:59,763 --> 01:12:02,248 My lady? I got this one. I'm listening. 1370 01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:04,596 Bassam has only one real buyer: 1371 01:12:04,734 --> 01:12:06,874 Riza Stavros. 1372 01:12:07,012 --> 01:12:09,704 Riza? The Riza that you went out with? 1373 01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:12,431 The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer Riza? 1374 01:12:12,569 --> 01:12:14,295 I'm gonna hop back in for a second. 1375 01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:17,333 You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death? 1376 01:12:17,471 --> 01:12:19,473 The Mother of Murder? 1377 01:12:19,611 --> 01:12:21,682 She's pretty hot. AGENT H: Okay, I didn't know 1378 01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:23,753 she was an arms dealer when we met. 1379 01:12:23,891 --> 01:12:27,135 And I was distracted by her feminine wiles 1380 01:12:27,377 --> 01:12:29,345 and her intoxicating beauty. 1381 01:12:29,483 --> 01:12:31,657 And besides, we weren't interested in labels. 1382 01:12:31,795 --> 01:12:33,418 We were interested in our hearts. 1383 01:12:33,556 --> 01:12:35,316 If having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me. 1384 01:12:35,454 --> 01:12:36,455 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 1385 01:12:36,593 --> 01:12:37,939 Not yet. 1386 01:12:38,077 --> 01:12:40,390 You'll let me know, though, right? 1387 01:12:41,633 --> 01:12:43,117 But really? 1388 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,637 Your "big, old heart"? 1389 01:12:46,879 --> 01:12:48,605 [LAUGHING] 1390 01:12:48,743 --> 01:12:51,643 What? It's just... 1391 01:12:51,781 --> 01:12:54,715 Well, it--? It's funny, is it? Hmm? 1392 01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:56,786 [BOTH LAUGH] AGENT M: "My big, old heart." 1393 01:12:56,924 --> 01:13:01,549 So stupid. Who talks like that? Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus. 1394 01:13:03,655 --> 01:13:06,382 You've never been in love, have you? 1395 01:13:07,797 --> 01:13:09,730 I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. 1396 01:13:09,868 --> 01:13:11,973 You've never once abandoned logic for passion? 1397 01:13:14,044 --> 01:13:17,013 What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it, 1398 01:13:17,151 --> 01:13:19,671 but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense. 1399 01:13:19,809 --> 01:13:23,640 Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, 1400 01:13:23,778 --> 01:13:25,504 and logic is constant. Is that right? 1401 01:13:25,642 --> 01:13:27,713 Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more 1402 01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:29,612 than chemical reactions in your brain. 1403 01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:32,960 Can't trust them. They're not real. 1404 01:13:33,098 --> 01:13:35,997 Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? 1405 01:13:36,135 --> 01:13:39,345 Pretty sure you can trust that. 1406 01:13:39,484 --> 01:13:41,175 Feels pretty real. 1407 01:13:43,936 --> 01:13:46,456 That's actually kind of deep. 1408 01:13:49,045 --> 01:13:50,805 Well, that should do it. 1409 01:13:54,982 --> 01:13:56,673 Power her up. 1410 01:13:57,502 --> 01:13:58,848 Thank you. 1411 01:13:59,987 --> 01:14:02,679 Pawny. Not there. 1412 01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:04,578 PAWNY: That's as far as I could jump. 1413 01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:06,718 I could jump higher, but it would've been more awkward. 1414 01:14:06,856 --> 01:14:08,547 Okay, enough. 1415 01:14:10,135 --> 01:14:11,550 Here we go. 1416 01:14:15,002 --> 01:14:17,798 And look at that. 1417 01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:20,559 Well done. Mm-hm. 1418 01:14:20,697 --> 01:14:22,734 I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death, 1419 01:14:22,872 --> 01:14:25,461 but she does have one weakness. 1420 01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:26,876 Ready to be a hero, little guy? 1421 01:14:27,014 --> 01:14:28,291 Pretty open to anything. 1422 01:14:28,533 --> 01:14:30,431 Good, because we're going to Naples. 1423 01:14:30,569 --> 01:14:33,676 Oh, to Riza's Fortified Fortress of For Sure Death? 1424 01:14:33,814 --> 01:14:34,746 [GROANS] 1425 01:14:34,884 --> 01:14:36,782 [♪♪♪] 1426 01:14:56,077 --> 01:14:57,976 [♪♪♪] 1427 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:03,291 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 1428 01:15:05,017 --> 01:15:06,916 [BEEPING] 1429 01:15:07,054 --> 01:15:09,574 Oh. I'm so sorry. Oh. 1430 01:15:09,712 --> 01:15:11,955 Can we do this another day? I have another visitor. 1431 01:15:12,093 --> 01:15:13,509 Absolutely. Yeah? 1432 01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:14,751 Thank you. [MUTTERS] 1433 01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:15,752 Au revoir. 1434 01:15:15,890 --> 01:15:17,513 Bye. Bye. 1435 01:15:19,066 --> 01:15:20,826 [MAN SCREAMS] 1436 01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:22,897 Luca. 1437 01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:24,554 Did you miss me? No. 1438 01:15:25,935 --> 01:15:26,867 [GROANS] 1439 01:15:27,005 --> 01:15:28,903 [♪♪♪] 1440 01:15:35,254 --> 01:15:36,186 H. 1441 01:15:38,154 --> 01:15:39,742 I know why you're here. 1442 01:15:41,088 --> 01:15:42,779 [INHALES] 1443 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,850 Why are you wearing pink trousers? 1444 01:15:44,988 --> 01:15:46,956 [LUCA BLUSTERS] 1445 01:16:00,797 --> 01:16:02,799 AGENT H: So how have you been? 1446 01:16:02,937 --> 01:16:06,044 It's been a while, huh? That's the tough thing about breakups, 1447 01:16:06,182 --> 01:16:10,013 is the friendships you lose. Heh. Ahh. 1448 01:16:10,151 --> 01:16:12,050 We had some good times, though, didn't we? 1449 01:16:12,188 --> 01:16:13,603 [LUCA BLUSTERS] 1450 01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:15,812 Riza and I had good times, I guess. 1451 01:16:15,950 --> 01:16:17,987 You just lurked in the background a bit. 1452 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,057 [AGENT H CHUCKLES] 1453 01:16:19,195 --> 01:16:21,128 [♪♪♪] 1454 01:16:27,168 --> 01:16:29,343 RIZA: Wonderful, isn't she? 1455 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,103 I just love 1456 01:16:31,241 --> 01:16:33,934 dumb, beautiful creatures. 1457 01:16:34,072 --> 01:16:34,969 [CHUCKLES] 1458 01:16:35,107 --> 01:16:36,661 [EXHALES] 1459 01:16:40,665 --> 01:16:42,805 Well, this is familiar, isn't it? 1460 01:16:42,943 --> 01:16:44,220 [GRUNTS] 1461 01:16:45,808 --> 01:16:47,257 So... 1462 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:49,984 MIB finally showed you the door, eh? 1463 01:16:50,122 --> 01:16:51,883 Showed myself out, actually. 1464 01:16:52,021 --> 01:16:53,574 Oh. 1465 01:16:53,712 --> 01:16:55,680 Some horses are born to roam free. 1466 01:16:55,818 --> 01:16:58,130 And others just get shot. What are you doing here? 1467 01:16:58,268 --> 01:17:02,307 I wanted to see you. And I brought you something. 1468 01:17:04,205 --> 01:17:05,828 I know how you like special pets, 1469 01:17:05,966 --> 01:17:07,657 so I brought you a peace offering. 1470 01:17:07,795 --> 01:17:08,969 Meow, meow. 1471 01:17:09,107 --> 01:17:11,799 Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera. 1472 01:17:11,937 --> 01:17:14,043 Oh, I like it. 1473 01:17:14,181 --> 01:17:18,219 He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he? 1474 01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:20,221 The last of his kind. 1475 01:17:20,359 --> 01:17:22,914 You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you? 1476 01:17:23,052 --> 01:17:25,917 You always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster. 1477 01:17:26,055 --> 01:17:29,127 AGENT M: Not a neuralyzer in the world could make me forget that. 1478 01:17:29,265 --> 01:17:30,922 RIZA: I was actually looking forward 1479 01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:33,441 to seeing my guns tear you to pieces, then I saw 1480 01:17:33,683 --> 01:17:37,135 that perfect little face of yours, and... 1481 01:17:37,273 --> 01:17:38,654 [SIGHS] 1482 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:39,689 I had to know. 1483 01:17:40,863 --> 01:17:41,760 Know what? 1484 01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:44,590 I want to know the truth. 1485 01:17:44,729 --> 01:17:46,800 Mm-hm. Was this ever real? 1486 01:17:46,938 --> 01:17:48,422 Hmm? This? 1487 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,424 You, me? Was it? 1488 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,115 [CHUCKLES] 1489 01:17:52,253 --> 01:17:53,289 This'll be good. 1490 01:17:56,879 --> 01:17:59,019 Was it? 1491 01:17:59,157 --> 01:18:00,814 I knew who you were from the start. 1492 01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,126 My job was to gain your trust 1493 01:18:03,264 --> 01:18:05,335 and take you down 1494 01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:08,684 when the opportunity came. That's the truth. 1495 01:18:08,822 --> 01:18:10,893 AGENT M: Gotta turn my earpiece off for this. 1496 01:18:11,031 --> 01:18:13,033 God, shut up. 1497 01:18:13,171 --> 01:18:14,655 What? No, I'm sorry. 1498 01:18:14,793 --> 01:18:17,278 It's what I say to my heart... 1499 01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:19,142 when it's like a voice inside my head. 1500 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:20,868 Oh, I know. 1501 01:18:21,006 --> 01:18:23,043 I couldn't fake that. 1502 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:25,770 Thank you. 1503 01:18:25,908 --> 01:18:28,048 It's okay. 1504 01:18:28,186 --> 01:18:30,671 No, but thank you for-- 1505 01:18:30,809 --> 01:18:32,121 For giving me closure. 1506 01:18:32,259 --> 01:18:35,089 We all need some-- Some closure from time to time. 1507 01:18:35,227 --> 01:18:37,505 RIZA: Get him out of here. What--? Wait, no. Hey. 1508 01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:39,266 Wait. I need some closure too. 1509 01:18:39,404 --> 01:18:41,993 What about my feelings? RIZA: H, here's a tip for you. 1510 01:18:42,131 --> 01:18:43,891 Next time you bring a peace offering, 1511 01:18:44,029 --> 01:18:46,204 don't make it the same day I come into possession 1512 01:18:46,342 --> 01:18:48,206 of the most powerful weapon ever created. 1513 01:18:48,344 --> 01:18:49,897 This has nothing to do with that. 1514 01:18:50,035 --> 01:18:51,312 I didn't know you had a weapon. 1515 01:18:51,450 --> 01:18:53,176 It's a separate thing. A coincidence. 1516 01:18:53,314 --> 01:18:56,041 Total coincidence. Didn't know she had a weapon. Did you? 1517 01:18:56,179 --> 01:18:57,905 [LUCA GRUMBLING] 1518 01:18:58,043 --> 01:18:59,251 Take him to the boat. 1519 01:18:59,389 --> 01:19:02,116 All right. Okay, okay, okay. 1520 01:19:07,466 --> 01:19:09,296 Fellas, I think that went pretty well. 1521 01:19:09,434 --> 01:19:12,333 Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. 1522 01:19:12,471 --> 01:19:13,783 [GRUNTING] 1523 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,820 [♪♪♪] 1524 01:19:23,034 --> 01:19:25,243 [♪♪♪] 1525 01:19:38,049 --> 01:19:39,947 Okay. 1526 01:19:40,085 --> 01:19:41,569 Okay, okay, okay. Shh... 1527 01:19:42,985 --> 01:19:44,434 RIZA: Sebastian, darling. 1528 01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:46,402 How would you like to be able to destroy 1529 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,991 entire solar systems without leaving your home? 1530 01:19:49,129 --> 01:19:50,786 AGENT M: Pawny? Yeah, I see it. 1531 01:19:50,924 --> 01:19:52,822 Uh... 1532 01:19:54,444 --> 01:19:57,102 Oh, would you look at that. Good to go, M. 1533 01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:02,038 AGENT M: Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now. 1534 01:20:02,176 --> 01:20:05,110 Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive. 1535 01:20:05,248 --> 01:20:08,217 It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not? 1536 01:20:09,494 --> 01:20:11,565 No, I only have one, Sebastian, 1537 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,118 and I won't have that for long. 1538 01:20:14,361 --> 01:20:16,018 No, I'm gonna give you five seconds. 1539 01:20:16,156 --> 01:20:17,778 Perfectly done. 1540 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:18,814 Whoop. 1541 01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,334 I'm going to call you back. 1542 01:20:23,888 --> 01:20:25,027 Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. 1543 01:20:25,165 --> 01:20:26,338 Look at your little legs. 1544 01:20:26,476 --> 01:20:27,443 You are so fast. 1545 01:20:29,065 --> 01:20:30,791 Why, look at you run. 1546 01:20:30,929 --> 01:20:32,275 [♪♪♪] 1547 01:20:33,311 --> 01:20:34,484 You're so fast! 1548 01:20:34,622 --> 01:20:36,279 Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming. 1549 01:20:42,389 --> 01:20:45,530 Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello. 1550 01:20:47,601 --> 01:20:50,466 Oh, and here I thought... 1551 01:20:50,604 --> 01:20:52,226 H worked alone. 1552 01:20:53,365 --> 01:20:55,885 Silly me. 1553 01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:58,163 Poor you. 1554 01:20:58,301 --> 01:21:01,028 It's been a steep learning curve, yeah. 1555 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:02,478 [POWERS UP] 1556 01:21:04,307 --> 01:21:06,931 Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator. 1557 01:21:07,069 --> 01:21:10,210 Do you know what that does to a human body? 1558 01:21:11,590 --> 01:21:15,008 It boils you from the inside out. 1559 01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:17,148 Cute. 1560 01:21:18,321 --> 01:21:19,667 Do you know what a Pawny does 1561 01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:21,842 to sadistic alien arms-dealers? 1562 01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:24,051 No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is. 1563 01:21:24,189 --> 01:21:26,364 I'm a Pawny, you psycho! 1564 01:21:27,641 --> 01:21:29,091 [GRUNTS] 1565 01:21:29,229 --> 01:21:31,127 [♪♪♪] 1566 01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:36,098 [GRUNTING] 1567 01:21:40,136 --> 01:21:42,138 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1568 01:21:51,354 --> 01:21:52,977 [GRUNTS] 1569 01:21:55,358 --> 01:21:57,084 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1570 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:08,509 [GRUNTS] 1571 01:22:13,307 --> 01:22:15,240 Looks like the tables have turned. 1572 01:22:17,622 --> 01:22:19,106 That was an incredible catch. 1573 01:22:19,244 --> 01:22:20,418 [GROWLS] 1574 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,010 [GRUNTS] 1575 01:22:52,484 --> 01:22:55,073 [PANTING] 1576 01:22:55,211 --> 01:22:56,316 That felt good. 1577 01:23:05,497 --> 01:23:08,190 Don't worry. Don't worry. It's all part of the plan. 1578 01:23:08,328 --> 01:23:10,606 Well, H, you always have been rather delusional. 1579 01:23:13,747 --> 01:23:15,749 [GRUNTING] 1580 01:23:20,098 --> 01:23:21,272 Peace offering. 1581 01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:23,067 Kill them. 1582 01:23:23,205 --> 01:23:26,104 Start with him and make it hurt. 1583 01:23:26,242 --> 01:23:28,796 No! You don't have to do this. 1584 01:23:29,038 --> 01:23:32,007 [CHOKING] Put me down, you Tarantian thug. 1585 01:23:32,145 --> 01:23:33,939 Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"? 1586 01:23:34,078 --> 01:23:35,838 Yes. PAWNY: Yes, my lady, he did. 1587 01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,530 They tend to be single-minded when it comes to killing. 1588 01:23:38,668 --> 01:23:40,291 Brains the size of a pistachio nut. 1589 01:23:40,429 --> 01:23:41,292 Okay, shh. 1590 01:23:41,430 --> 01:23:42,707 You're not helping. 1591 01:23:45,710 --> 01:23:48,471 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian 1592 01:23:48,609 --> 01:23:50,128 from Andromeda II. 1593 01:23:50,266 --> 01:23:51,957 Tarantian? 1594 01:23:52,096 --> 01:23:53,718 [PURRS] 1595 01:23:55,651 --> 01:23:57,308 I know a Tarantian. 1596 01:23:57,446 --> 01:23:58,481 I met one once. 1597 01:23:59,586 --> 01:24:00,414 I helped him. 1598 01:24:00,552 --> 01:24:01,829 [CHOKING] 1599 01:24:02,071 --> 01:24:03,245 Kabla nakshulin. 1600 01:24:03,383 --> 01:24:05,109 [♪♪♪] 1601 01:24:05,247 --> 01:24:06,144 What? 1602 01:24:07,732 --> 01:24:09,630 Kabla nakshulin? 1603 01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,012 What she said. How do you know that? 1604 01:24:12,150 --> 01:24:13,496 Because he said it to me. 1605 01:24:14,359 --> 01:24:15,257 [GRUNTS] 1606 01:24:16,396 --> 01:24:17,673 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1607 01:24:20,607 --> 01:24:21,573 Molly? 1608 01:24:21,711 --> 01:24:23,161 Yes. 1609 01:24:23,299 --> 01:24:26,164 Molly? Are you shitting me? Really? 1610 01:24:26,302 --> 01:24:28,304 [LAUGHS] 1611 01:24:28,442 --> 01:24:30,410 Who's delusional now? 1612 01:24:30,548 --> 01:24:31,514 It's you? 1613 01:24:33,378 --> 01:24:34,793 [GASPING] 1614 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:37,244 You've grown. 1615 01:24:37,382 --> 01:24:39,350 I mean, me too. 1616 01:24:42,663 --> 01:24:43,871 Give her the box. 1617 01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:46,391 Luca, you can't do this. 1618 01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:48,013 Haven't I been good to you? 1619 01:24:48,152 --> 01:24:51,051 I've let you kill anyone you wanted. 1620 01:24:51,189 --> 01:24:52,190 Come on. 1621 01:24:52,328 --> 01:24:53,605 [POWERS UP] No? 1622 01:24:54,710 --> 01:24:56,298 [SIGHS][WHEEZES] 1623 01:24:56,436 --> 01:24:57,851 The box. 1624 01:24:58,127 --> 01:25:00,095 [♪♪♪♪] 1625 01:25:02,304 --> 01:25:04,271 Thank you. 1626 01:25:04,409 --> 01:25:06,342 You changed my life, by the way. Heh, heh. 1627 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,103 Hey, uh, quickly. 1628 01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:10,760 Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean? 1629 01:25:11,796 --> 01:25:13,108 It means: 1630 01:25:13,246 --> 01:25:15,627 "One day, I'll kill whoever you choose 1631 01:25:15,765 --> 01:25:17,664 in the most gruesome way imaginable." 1632 01:25:19,321 --> 01:25:21,944 Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment 1633 01:25:22,186 --> 01:25:24,740 until he and I can discuss a plan of action. 1634 01:25:24,878 --> 01:25:26,604 [SOFTLY] H? H, are you okay? 1635 01:25:26,742 --> 01:25:28,261 [WHEEZES] 1636 01:25:28,399 --> 01:25:29,917 I'm good. 1637 01:25:31,436 --> 01:25:33,404 That was-- That was a rush. 1638 01:25:33,542 --> 01:25:35,199 Yeah, and incredibly painful. 1639 01:25:35,337 --> 01:25:36,717 Yeah. PAWNY: Pretty sure the plan 1640 01:25:36,855 --> 01:25:38,512 went wrong in every conceivable way. 1641 01:25:38,650 --> 01:25:39,548 Yeah, well... 1642 01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:44,484 So, uh, it's Molly, huh? 1643 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:47,556 You're not supposed to know that. 1644 01:25:47,694 --> 01:25:49,178 Well, too late. I know it now. 1645 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,249 Guess it's only fair that you know mine. 1646 01:25:51,387 --> 01:25:52,768 I don't wanna know. I'll tell you. 1647 01:25:52,906 --> 01:25:54,287 Okay. You ready? 1648 01:25:54,425 --> 01:25:55,426 Horatio. 1649 01:25:55,564 --> 01:25:57,876 [LAUGHING] It is not. It's not. 1650 01:25:59,223 --> 01:26:00,327 It's Henry. 1651 01:26:01,570 --> 01:26:02,743 Yeah, you look like a Henry. 1652 01:26:02,881 --> 01:26:05,263 Good. It's all I've got. I'm Steve. 1653 01:26:05,401 --> 01:26:08,266 Steve? I thought you said pawns didn't have names. 1654 01:26:08,404 --> 01:26:10,717 We don't. I was just feeling left out. 1655 01:26:10,855 --> 01:26:12,408 [CHUCKLES] Oh, Steve. 1656 01:26:12,546 --> 01:26:14,203 [CHUCKLES] 1657 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:20,451 [RUMBLING] 1658 01:26:20,589 --> 01:26:21,624 Whoa... [GASPS] 1659 01:26:23,281 --> 01:26:24,558 Wha--? 1660 01:26:24,696 --> 01:26:25,628 That is not cool. 1661 01:26:29,874 --> 01:26:32,256 AGENT M: I don't like what the earth is doing now. 1662 01:26:32,394 --> 01:26:33,567 AGENT H: No, no, no. 1663 01:26:33,705 --> 01:26:35,604 [♪♪♪] 1664 01:26:35,742 --> 01:26:37,399 [GROWLING] 1665 01:26:39,918 --> 01:26:41,437 Kabla nakshulin! 1666 01:26:44,302 --> 01:26:45,648 It was worth a try. 1667 01:26:45,786 --> 01:26:49,031 BOTH: We must have the weapon, for the Hive. 1668 01:26:49,273 --> 01:26:51,240 No. I don't know if you've heard, 1669 01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:53,622 but we are the Men in Black. 1670 01:26:55,555 --> 01:26:57,729 The Men and Women in Black. 1671 01:27:00,318 --> 01:27:01,457 Nice save. 1672 01:27:01,595 --> 01:27:03,252 If you think we'll hand this over, 1673 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:04,495 you've got another think coming. 1674 01:27:04,633 --> 01:27:05,772 You don't know who you're dealing with. 1675 01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:07,222 See, we protect the Earth. 1676 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,706 Everyone and everything on it. 1677 01:27:08,844 --> 01:27:10,673 So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? 1678 01:27:10,811 --> 01:27:12,468 Fine. Let's go. 1679 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:16,369 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 1680 01:27:16,507 --> 01:27:18,509 Move, and I'll obliterate this entire island 1681 01:27:18,647 --> 01:27:19,820 and everything on it. 1682 01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:24,894 Including us. You don't think we should've spoken about this? 1683 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:26,379 I just gave a whole speech. 1684 01:27:26,517 --> 01:27:27,794 Yeah, I liked the speech. 1685 01:27:27,932 --> 01:27:30,037 I just thought this would be more effective. 1686 01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:31,867 You heard me. Don't make me use it. 1687 01:27:32,005 --> 01:27:34,628 We'll do anything to protect our world. 1688 01:27:39,323 --> 01:27:40,531 So will we. 1689 01:27:42,395 --> 01:27:43,810 [WEAPONS FIRING] 1690 01:27:57,444 --> 01:28:00,067 Nothing in this universe is unkillable. 1691 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,518 With the proper voltage. 1692 01:28:02,656 --> 01:28:04,348 Are you both all right? 1693 01:28:04,486 --> 01:28:06,626 Yes, sir. Never better. 1694 01:28:06,764 --> 01:28:09,318 Sir, how did you find us? Experience. 1695 01:28:10,768 --> 01:28:11,907 Riza again, H? 1696 01:28:12,045 --> 01:28:14,530 When are you going to learn? 1697 01:28:14,668 --> 01:28:15,842 [SIGHS] 1698 01:28:17,084 --> 01:28:18,465 I knew I could count on you. 1699 01:28:18,603 --> 01:28:20,398 That, in the end, you'd pull through. 1700 01:28:20,536 --> 01:28:21,813 Thank you, sir. 1701 01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:23,574 You too, M. 1702 01:28:23,712 --> 01:28:26,024 Agent O had a feeling about you, and she was right. 1703 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:27,578 [♪♪♪♪] 1704 01:28:31,754 --> 01:28:33,515 The universe has a way of leading you 1705 01:28:33,653 --> 01:28:35,310 to where you're supposed to be... 1706 01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:37,864 At the moment you're supposed to be there. 1707 01:28:40,763 --> 01:28:41,799 Let's go home. 1708 01:28:44,595 --> 01:28:46,493 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 1709 01:28:48,564 --> 01:28:50,463 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1710 01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:56,572 Let's keep this safe, shall we? 1711 01:28:56,710 --> 01:28:59,472 Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy, 1712 01:28:59,610 --> 01:29:01,543 we have the weapon. 1713 01:29:05,478 --> 01:29:08,757 Quite the first assignment for a probationary agent, M. 1714 01:29:08,895 --> 01:29:12,933 Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter, Naples. 1715 01:29:13,071 --> 01:29:15,833 Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us. 1716 01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,802 Yes, sir. Enjoy this moment, M. 1717 01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:22,357 They never last. 1718 01:29:23,703 --> 01:29:25,601 [♪♪♪] 1719 01:29:27,672 --> 01:29:29,674 AGENT C: I don't know how you do it, but you keep doing it. 1720 01:29:29,812 --> 01:29:31,711 Yeah? What's that, C? 1721 01:29:31,849 --> 01:29:32,884 Well, saving the world 1722 01:29:33,022 --> 01:29:35,542 from total destruction twice... 1723 01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:36,647 in as many years. 1724 01:29:36,785 --> 01:29:38,027 I mean... 1725 01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:39,995 what are the odds? What are the odds? 1726 01:29:40,133 --> 01:29:41,652 [♪♪♪] 1727 01:29:43,101 --> 01:29:44,620 MIB! 1728 01:29:44,758 --> 01:29:45,863 [CAMERA BEEPING] 1729 01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:47,347 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1730 01:29:47,485 --> 01:29:48,866 Right. 1731 01:29:51,696 --> 01:29:52,939 Excuse me. Yeah. 1732 01:29:58,082 --> 01:29:59,152 Hey.Hey. 1733 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:00,429 How's it going? 1734 01:30:00,567 --> 01:30:01,844 Uh, you know. Cool party, huh? 1735 01:30:01,982 --> 01:30:04,019 Yeah, great party. Something is wrong. 1736 01:30:04,157 --> 01:30:05,779 That's what I was thinking. 1737 01:30:05,917 --> 01:30:08,541 I said to the Dyads we'd do anything to save our world. 1738 01:30:08,679 --> 01:30:10,439 They said that they would too.Mm-hmm. 1739 01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:13,373 Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive. 1740 01:30:13,511 --> 01:30:15,410 What if we misunderstood what that meant? 1741 01:30:15,548 --> 01:30:17,860 Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive 1742 01:30:17,998 --> 01:30:19,931 to save their world. Mm-hmm. 1743 01:30:20,069 --> 01:30:22,486 Which could mean they were never the Hive at all. 1744 01:30:22,624 --> 01:30:24,073 Uh-huh. 1745 01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:27,007 But the DNA, the mutations. High T showed us that sample. 1746 01:30:27,145 --> 01:30:29,769 All right. Let's see. 1747 01:30:29,907 --> 01:30:32,461 Agent H, bring up the Dyad forensic report. 1748 01:30:32,599 --> 01:30:34,463 [WHIRRING] 1749 01:30:34,601 --> 01:30:36,603 [♪♪♪] 1750 01:30:36,741 --> 01:30:39,364 Who has the authority to make a case file disappear? 1751 01:30:39,503 --> 01:30:40,918 Come with me. 1752 01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:54,034 And what about Naples? How did he know we were there? 1753 01:30:54,172 --> 01:30:55,519 He was doing his job. 1754 01:30:55,657 --> 01:30:57,590 Does his job include tracking us? 1755 01:30:57,728 --> 01:31:00,800 He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it. 1756 01:31:02,664 --> 01:31:05,390 We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon. 1757 01:31:05,529 --> 01:31:06,875 Not possible. 1758 01:31:07,013 --> 01:31:09,256 Not possible? I'm the senior agent on the case. 1759 01:31:09,498 --> 01:31:11,466 Let's make it possible. Where's the weapon? 1760 01:31:11,604 --> 01:31:13,502 [♪♪♪] 1761 01:31:15,711 --> 01:31:18,058 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1762 01:31:18,196 --> 01:31:20,958 I think he's been chasing it the entire time. 1763 01:31:21,096 --> 01:31:22,856 High T is the mole. He's gotta be. 1764 01:31:22,994 --> 01:31:24,789 A mole for who? Where would he take it? 1765 01:31:24,927 --> 01:31:25,825 AGENT C: Paris. 1766 01:31:25,963 --> 01:31:27,896 My guess would be Paris. 1767 01:31:28,034 --> 01:31:30,761 I knew all along that something was off. 1768 01:31:30,899 --> 01:31:32,487 I thought he was covering for you, 1769 01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:33,833 but it turns out, it was him. 1770 01:31:33,971 --> 01:31:35,455 He was hiding his own tracks. 1771 01:31:35,593 --> 01:31:37,561 AGENT H: Gotta be an explanation. M, come on. 1772 01:31:37,699 --> 01:31:39,010 I'm coming with you. No, C. 1773 01:31:39,148 --> 01:31:41,737 Hey, hey. Come on, now. This isn't about you. 1774 01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:43,290 I know. I agree. 1775 01:31:43,532 --> 01:31:45,914 Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true 1776 01:31:46,052 --> 01:31:47,467 and word gets out that T, 1777 01:31:47,605 --> 01:31:49,676 the most decorated agent in MIB history, 1778 01:31:49,814 --> 01:31:52,299 is a traitor, the agency will never recover. 1779 01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:54,543 If we stop him, no one ever has to know. 1780 01:31:54,681 --> 01:31:57,063 But what if you can't stop him? Then what? 1781 01:31:57,201 --> 01:31:58,927 [♪♪♪] 1782 01:31:59,065 --> 01:32:00,998 Well, then tell them it was me. 1783 01:32:01,136 --> 01:32:02,827 Tell them I was the traitor. 1784 01:32:02,965 --> 01:32:04,760 Trust me, the agency will believe you. 1785 01:32:07,936 --> 01:32:08,868 You. 1786 01:32:12,216 --> 01:32:14,149 [♪♪♪] 1787 01:32:16,151 --> 01:32:18,291 Oh, that's right. That happened. 1788 01:32:30,165 --> 01:32:31,787 That's what I'm talking about. 1789 01:32:31,925 --> 01:32:32,995 I'm driving. 1790 01:32:33,133 --> 01:32:34,928 Uh-- 1791 01:32:37,897 --> 01:32:40,347 [SIGHS] 1792 01:32:40,589 --> 01:32:42,142 That really should be here. 1793 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:43,696 Not in this country. 1794 01:32:43,834 --> 01:32:45,629 [♪♪♪] 1795 01:32:45,767 --> 01:32:47,734 [ENGINE REVVING] 1796 01:32:50,150 --> 01:32:51,911 [TIRES SCREECH] 1797 01:32:58,089 --> 01:33:00,057 There should be a big red button somewhere. 1798 01:33:00,195 --> 01:33:02,059 Yes! Press the red button. 1799 01:33:02,197 --> 01:33:03,129 Found it. 1800 01:33:03,923 --> 01:33:05,821 [DINGING] 1801 01:33:06,926 --> 01:33:07,789 Whoa! 1802 01:33:07,927 --> 01:33:09,584 [SCREAMS, THEN GROANS] 1803 01:33:17,246 --> 01:33:19,179 [♪♪♪] 1804 01:33:21,181 --> 01:33:23,080 [DEVICE RINGS] 1805 01:33:23,218 --> 01:33:25,392 AGENT C [OVER COMM]: H, you gotta see this. 1806 01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:27,671 A portal from Sector C has been activated. 1807 01:33:27,809 --> 01:33:28,948 AGENT M: The Hive. 1808 01:33:29,086 --> 01:33:30,846 AGENT C: I'm sending you backup. Out. 1809 01:33:33,711 --> 01:33:36,196 You remember when I told you we're in the lying business? 1810 01:33:36,334 --> 01:33:37,750 Mm-hmm. 1811 01:33:37,888 --> 01:33:39,683 T said that to me when he recruited me. 1812 01:33:39,821 --> 01:33:41,616 He said, "We have to lie to the world, 1813 01:33:41,754 --> 01:33:43,721 which means we can never lie to each other." 1814 01:33:43,859 --> 01:33:45,240 I just don't believe that he has. 1815 01:33:45,378 --> 01:33:47,691 But you can't always trust your gut, H. 1816 01:33:47,829 --> 01:33:49,762 Sometimes things are as they appear to be. 1817 01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,798 No, we saved the world, for God's sakes. 1818 01:33:51,936 --> 01:33:53,593 Together, with nothing but our wits 1819 01:33:53,731 --> 01:33:55,043 and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 1820 01:33:56,147 --> 01:33:57,183 So I've heard. 1821 01:34:00,255 --> 01:34:02,153 [♪♪♪] 1822 01:34:08,884 --> 01:34:10,127 [TIRES SCREECH] 1823 01:34:10,265 --> 01:34:11,369 [ENGINE REVS] 1824 01:34:19,723 --> 01:34:21,448 [RUMBLING] 1825 01:34:33,322 --> 01:34:34,461 H?Yeah? 1826 01:34:34,703 --> 01:34:36,671 Mind telling me one more time? 1827 01:34:36,809 --> 01:34:37,879 How'd you beat the Hive? 1828 01:34:39,121 --> 01:34:40,744 Uh, it was three years ago. 1829 01:34:40,882 --> 01:34:42,504 High T and I went to face the Hive 1830 01:34:42,746 --> 01:34:46,059 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool? 1831 01:34:46,197 --> 01:34:47,716 Yes, but how'd you do it? 1832 01:34:47,854 --> 01:34:49,200 Wait. What are you doing? 1833 01:34:49,338 --> 01:34:51,237 I'm curious. How'd you do it? I told you. 1834 01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,342 You didn't, though. I did a few times. 1835 01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:56,000 Okay, High T and I went up to face the Hive 1836 01:34:56,138 --> 01:34:59,141 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers... 1837 01:35:01,903 --> 01:35:03,801 [♪♪♪] 1838 01:35:05,285 --> 01:35:07,874 Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I? 1839 01:35:08,012 --> 01:35:09,807 Over and over. Word for word. 1840 01:35:09,945 --> 01:35:12,707 Yeah, um... Okay, why would I be doing that? 1841 01:35:12,845 --> 01:35:15,123 H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night. 1842 01:35:16,227 --> 01:35:18,126 I think you were neuralyzed. 1843 01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:23,959 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 1844 01:35:40,044 --> 01:35:42,357 AGENT HIGH T: Ah. You came to say goodbye. 1845 01:35:42,495 --> 01:35:44,393 And you brought the lovely M. 1846 01:35:46,188 --> 01:35:48,501 You can really feel the history here. 1847 01:35:48,743 --> 01:35:51,193 Eiffel discovering wormholes, 1848 01:35:51,331 --> 01:35:53,713 gangways to other civilizations, 1849 01:35:53,851 --> 01:35:56,751 the First Alien Migration. 1850 01:35:58,304 --> 01:36:01,859 And we made history here too, didn't we, H? 1851 01:36:01,997 --> 01:36:04,828 With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 1852 01:36:04,966 --> 01:36:07,175 No. We didn't. 1853 01:36:07,313 --> 01:36:10,557 The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, 1854 01:36:10,799 --> 01:36:13,215 so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. 1855 01:36:13,353 --> 01:36:15,735 You'd wait. When it came, you'd give it to them. 1856 01:36:15,873 --> 01:36:19,843 My dear boy, you were always a bright one... 1857 01:36:19,981 --> 01:36:21,914 but there's no stopping this. 1858 01:36:22,052 --> 01:36:25,262 With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, 1859 01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:27,091 starting with this one. 1860 01:36:27,229 --> 01:36:28,886 Step away from the controls. 1861 01:36:30,301 --> 01:36:31,924 You neuralyzed me. 1862 01:36:32,062 --> 01:36:35,168 Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. 1863 01:36:35,306 --> 01:36:37,377 Left alive to sell the lie. 1864 01:36:37,515 --> 01:36:39,586 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 1865 01:36:39,828 --> 01:36:41,416 AGENT HIGH T: They wanted this. 1866 01:36:43,038 --> 01:36:44,074 You were there. 1867 01:36:46,870 --> 01:36:48,803 You were always like a son to me. 1868 01:36:48,941 --> 01:36:49,976 H? 1869 01:36:50,114 --> 01:36:52,979 You were always like a son to me. 1870 01:36:53,117 --> 01:36:54,567 That's not High T anymore. 1871 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:55,948 You were always like a son 1872 01:36:56,086 --> 01:36:57,156 [VOICE DISTORTS] to him. 1873 01:36:59,952 --> 01:37:01,850 [GRUNTING] 1874 01:37:11,308 --> 01:37:13,448 [GRUNTS] 1875 01:37:13,586 --> 01:37:14,863 PAWNY: Shoot it! Shoot it! 1876 01:37:15,001 --> 01:37:15,968 [ROARS] 1877 01:37:19,488 --> 01:37:21,214 My queen! 1878 01:37:21,352 --> 01:37:22,837 I'm coming! 1879 01:37:22,975 --> 01:37:24,908 [♪♪♪] 1880 01:37:25,046 --> 01:37:26,633 [ROARS] 1881 01:37:29,947 --> 01:37:30,845 [YELLS] 1882 01:37:37,161 --> 01:37:38,853 What do we do? What do we do? 1883 01:37:38,991 --> 01:37:40,302 [GRUNTING] 1884 01:37:50,347 --> 01:37:51,658 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS] 1885 01:37:56,318 --> 01:37:57,699 I'm gonna get it back. 1886 01:37:57,941 --> 01:37:59,943 I know he's still in there somewhere. 1887 01:38:01,289 --> 01:38:02,497 Hey! 1888 01:38:02,635 --> 01:38:05,500 Hey! I know you're in there somewhere! 1889 01:38:09,573 --> 01:38:11,299 It's me, H. 1890 01:38:11,437 --> 01:38:14,129 Remember, you wanted me to take your place. 1891 01:38:18,444 --> 01:38:19,445 M! 1892 01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:21,516 [HEART BEATING] 1893 01:38:24,553 --> 01:38:27,004 AGENT M: The truth of the universe. 1894 01:38:27,142 --> 01:38:28,592 I want to know how it all works. 1895 01:38:31,008 --> 01:38:32,561 The universe has a way of leading you 1896 01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:34,184 to where you're supposed to be. 1897 01:38:34,322 --> 01:38:36,117 [ECHOING] 1898 01:38:36,255 --> 01:38:38,533 AGENT H: At the moment you're supposed to be there. 1899 01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,607 [IN SLOW MOTION] My queen! 1900 01:38:50,165 --> 01:38:52,271 [NORMALLY] I'm not losing another queen. 1901 01:38:53,168 --> 01:38:55,067 [♪♪♪] 1902 01:38:58,277 --> 01:38:59,381 [GRUNTS] 1903 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:06,595 You said I was like a son to you. 1904 01:39:08,011 --> 01:39:10,530 You were like a father to me. 1905 01:39:13,982 --> 01:39:14,707 H. 1906 01:39:34,382 --> 01:39:35,417 Right time... 1907 01:39:36,556 --> 01:39:37,592 right place. 1908 01:39:37,730 --> 01:39:39,283 [SCREECHES] [GRUNTS] 1909 01:39:43,391 --> 01:39:46,049 [ALIEN GROANS] 1910 01:39:52,607 --> 01:39:54,471 [EXPLOSION] 1911 01:39:56,438 --> 01:39:58,337 [PANTING] 1912 01:40:02,030 --> 01:40:02,755 Pawny? 1913 01:40:04,308 --> 01:40:07,277 Yeah? You've served your queen well. 1914 01:40:07,415 --> 01:40:09,141 Thank you, my lady. 1915 01:40:09,279 --> 01:40:11,039 It was my honor. 1916 01:40:11,729 --> 01:40:13,662 [♪♪♪] 1917 01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:50,251 AGENT H: So is she as tough as they say? 1918 01:40:50,389 --> 01:40:51,804 AGENT M: In a word, yes. 1919 01:40:53,599 --> 01:40:56,050 Well, you didn't screw up. AGENT M: No, ma'am. 1920 01:40:56,188 --> 01:40:59,087 AGENT H: Let's be honest, there were a few bumps along the way, 1921 01:40:59,225 --> 01:41:01,227 friction at the start-- Let's not be honest. 1922 01:41:01,365 --> 01:41:04,161 Okay. No, we did not screw up. 1923 01:41:04,299 --> 01:41:07,475 You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew. 1924 01:41:07,613 --> 01:41:09,684 I hadn't trusted London branch for some time. 1925 01:41:09,822 --> 01:41:12,273 I never understood the reason why. 1926 01:41:13,550 --> 01:41:15,276 T lived for this organization. 1927 01:41:15,414 --> 01:41:18,210 He was the very best we had to offer. He will be... 1928 01:41:22,593 --> 01:41:24,388 ...missed. 1929 01:41:24,526 --> 01:41:26,425 [♪♪♪] 1930 01:41:27,633 --> 01:41:29,531 Welcome to the circus, Agent M. 1931 01:41:29,669 --> 01:41:32,189 You are no longer probationary. 1932 01:41:34,605 --> 01:41:36,883 Well, there you go. My work here is done, I-- 1933 01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:38,713 You are. I'm sorry, what? 1934 01:41:38,851 --> 01:41:40,853 Probationary head of London branch. 1935 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:43,097 I'm sorry. Probationary head? 1936 01:41:43,235 --> 01:41:47,066 It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time. 1937 01:41:47,204 --> 01:41:49,896 [CHUCKLES] No. Try and cope. 1938 01:41:50,138 --> 01:41:52,485 Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me 1939 01:41:52,623 --> 01:41:55,350 a young, up-and-coming field agent who had certain 1940 01:41:55,488 --> 01:41:57,111 leadership qualities, shall we say. 1941 01:41:57,249 --> 01:41:58,767 Was his faith in you misplaced? 1942 01:42:00,217 --> 01:42:01,494 No, I just think there are 1943 01:42:01,632 --> 01:42:03,634 far more experienced agents than myself. 1944 01:42:03,772 --> 01:42:06,223 Yeah, there are. But you have the full support 1945 01:42:06,361 --> 01:42:08,570 of our senior staff and, by the way, Agent C. 1946 01:42:08,708 --> 01:42:10,641 Is that right? 1947 01:42:15,784 --> 01:42:18,477 Do I take it you accept? Yes. 1948 01:42:18,615 --> 01:42:20,410 Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs. 1949 01:42:20,548 --> 01:42:22,136 You need to clear your London desk 1950 01:42:22,274 --> 01:42:24,724 and report to MIB in New York on Monday. 1951 01:42:24,862 --> 01:42:26,761 New York. 1952 01:42:28,349 --> 01:42:29,384 Thank you, Agent O. 1953 01:42:29,522 --> 01:42:31,352 [♪♪♪] 1954 01:42:32,525 --> 01:42:33,906 Congratulations, probie. 1955 01:42:34,148 --> 01:42:35,908 Congratulations to you too. 1956 01:42:40,533 --> 01:42:42,673 You'll want to brief your agents. 1957 01:42:42,811 --> 01:42:44,434 Walk with me. 1958 01:42:46,643 --> 01:42:49,577 So you wanted to know how it all works. 1959 01:42:49,715 --> 01:42:51,303 Now you do. 1960 01:42:51,441 --> 01:42:55,583 And as you will no doubt have divined, Agent M, 1961 01:42:56,618 --> 01:42:58,482 there's a price. 1962 01:43:19,745 --> 01:43:21,643 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1963 01:43:37,694 --> 01:43:39,282 Nope. 1964 01:43:39,420 --> 01:43:41,525 [CHUCKLES] Hey there. What are you doing? 1965 01:43:41,663 --> 01:43:43,044 I told O I had to take care of 1966 01:43:43,286 --> 01:43:44,701 a couple things before I went back. 1967 01:43:44,839 --> 01:43:46,392 Yeah? What, like stealing my car? 1968 01:43:46,530 --> 01:43:48,739 No, like driving it. 1969 01:43:48,877 --> 01:43:50,534 You're on the right side, at least. 1970 01:43:50,672 --> 01:43:51,639 I'm a quick study. 1971 01:43:51,777 --> 01:43:53,261 Give me a lift back to London? 1972 01:43:53,399 --> 01:43:54,780 Road trip. 1973 01:43:55,677 --> 01:43:57,369 [♪♪♪] 1974 01:43:57,507 --> 01:43:58,370 [PAWNY SCREAMS] 1975 01:43:58,508 --> 01:44:00,199 Up, up, up! 1976 01:44:00,337 --> 01:44:02,201 Oh, God. Did not need that. 1977 01:44:02,339 --> 01:44:04,652 Could you zap me with that forgetting thing, please? 1978 01:44:04,790 --> 01:44:06,378 What are you doing here, Pawny? 1979 01:44:06,516 --> 01:44:08,034 Get used to seeing me, pretty boy. 1980 01:44:08,276 --> 01:44:10,209 I'm your new babysitter. He's my new what? 1981 01:44:10,347 --> 01:44:11,762 Babysitter. PAWNY: Queen's orders. 1982 01:44:11,900 --> 01:44:13,626 She says the chance of your sorry ass 1983 01:44:13,764 --> 01:44:15,559 surviving without me: Zero. 1984 01:44:15,697 --> 01:44:17,630 Okay, I did not say that... exactly. 1985 01:44:17,768 --> 01:44:19,218 PAWNY: She said, "Slim to zero." 1986 01:44:19,356 --> 01:44:20,495 I rounded it down to zero 1987 01:44:20,633 --> 01:44:22,014 because I feel like it's zero. 1988 01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:23,602 Consider it a parting gift. 1989 01:44:23,740 --> 01:44:25,397 Come on. I saved the world. 1990 01:44:25,535 --> 01:44:27,916 You couldn't tell because you were getting choked out. 1991 01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:29,711 Do I even have a choice? No. 1992 01:44:29,849 --> 01:44:32,680 Yes! There we go. All right. Where's that little red button? 1993 01:44:32,818 --> 01:44:33,819 Oh, it's right here. 1994 01:44:33,957 --> 01:44:35,199 Whoa! 1995 01:44:35,338 --> 01:44:36,718 I still don't like you. 1996 01:44:36,856 --> 01:44:37,788 I love that option. 1997 01:44:37,926 --> 01:44:39,859 [♪♪♪] 1998 01:44:45,002 --> 01:44:47,660 This is a complicated piece of machinery, so be careful. 1999 01:44:47,798 --> 01:44:48,834 Yeah, got it. 2000 01:44:48,972 --> 01:44:50,387 I'm gonna trust my gut. 2001 01:44:57,877 --> 01:44:59,776 [♪♪♪] 2002 01:45:57,627 --> 01:45:59,525 [♪♪♪] 2003 01:46:25,655 --> 01:46:27,553 [♪♪♪] 2004 01:46:51,922 --> 01:46:53,821 [♪♪♪] 2005 01:48:27,121 --> 01:48:29,019 [♪♪♪] 2006 01:48:46,830 --> 01:48:48,729 [♪♪♪] 2007 01:49:01,742 --> 01:49:03,640 [♪♪♪] 2008 01:50:00,801 --> 01:50:02,699 [♪♪♪] 2009 01:50:23,755 --> 01:50:25,653 [♪♪♪] 2010 01:51:34,101 --> 01:51:35,999 [♪♪♪] 2011 01:51:52,464 --> 01:51:54,397 [♪♪♪] 2012 01:52:44,309 --> 01:52:46,207 [♪♪♪] 2013 01:53:28,008 --> 01:53:29,906 [♪♪♪] 2014 01:53:54,551 --> 01:53:56,484 [♪♪♪]