1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:05,470 [Man] Okay, so just to clarify for the parole board once again, 2 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:08,106 you are claiming that your father threatened... 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,410 to, quote, "Eat the living shit out of you." 4 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:16,848 [Microphone Squeals] Uh, that is correct. 5 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,551 And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:23,688 you've claimed that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, 7 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:27,125 "Jam a bunch of stuff into your butt, 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,795 he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink." 9 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:36,434 And he was going to, quote, 10 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:41,073 "Eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink... 11 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,542 "until his stomach was full of... 12 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,845 your butts." 13 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,913 Is this correct? 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,461 [Microphone Squeals] That is also correct. Oh, man, I'm sorry. 15 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:55,287 Warden, they're lying. I do not wanna hurt them. 16 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:59,224 In fact, I wanna get as far away from those two... 17 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,359 as I possibly can. 18 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,640 [Together] Objection! That's an objection, Your Honor! He's lying. 19 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:07,132 Hey! hey, hey, hey, hey! Move to strike! Move to strike that! 20 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,367 Quiet! Sit down! Sit down! 21 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,703 Sit down. Get your hands off the microphone! 22 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,950 Well... Just leave it in the middle of the two of you. 23 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,518 Leave it alone! He said in the middle. 24 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,887 Take your hands off the mike! Leave it alone. That's not the middle. 25 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,811 Leave it there. 26 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,813 [Clears Throat] Yes. 27 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:27,185 A few weeks ago, they came to apologize for getting me arrested. 28 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,254 I did not accept their apology. 29 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,700 That never happened! He threatened... 30 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,368 Shut up! Charlie, shut up! Quiet! Quiet! 31 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,593 Quiet at the hearing! 32 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,661 [Clicks] [Mac] Oh, yeah, Dad? 33 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:41,600 Not gonna accept our apology? Okay, fine. Plan "B," bitch. We're gonna bury you. 34 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,614 [Charlie] Yeah, Mr. Mac. I'm gonna tell those parole board dickheads... 35 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,884 that you said you were gonna rape my butt until the room stinks. 36 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:51,376 And then you're gonna eat my butt until your stomach's full of butt, 37 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,146 full of my butt and full of Mac's butt. 38 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,214 [Mac] You're not gonna say it exactly like that... 39 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,894 [Charlie] I'm gonna say something like that. 40 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,358 All the butt business is really gonna sell it. [Clicks] 41 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,558 Charlie, I'm telling you running away is not the answer. 42 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,906 We're gonna need supplies on the road. So just calm down. 43 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,008 Help me throw some stuff into the stick and bindle. 44 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,265 Dude, no matter where we go, my dad will find us. 45 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,334 And while I admit it would be awesome... 46 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:51,614 to be hoboes drifting from town to town solving mysteries, 47 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,638 I think we need to find a real solution. 48 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,842 Oh, my God! How do hoboes fit all their stuff into a bandana? 49 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,545 It doesn't make sense, man! We're gonna need like a towel or a tablecloth or something! 50 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,226 It's not gonna look cool! We're gonna look like assholes running around. 51 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,451 Wait a second, dude. That's it. I got it. Forget the bindle. 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,987 The only way that my dad is not going to kill us... 53 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,056 is if he thinks we're already dead. 54 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,302 Great. I was hoping you'd say that. Let's kill ourselves. 55 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,371 No. You didn't let me finish. It's no problem, dude. 56 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:19,097 I'm totally on board, okay? I'm gonna grab a knife, jab it into your neck, 57 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,044 yank it out, then your blood's gonna start going everywhere. 58 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,812 Listen... You'll die in five or 10 minutes. 59 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,748 And then depending on how horrific that looks, I'll probably do it myself too. 60 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,939 Listen. I was gonna say we fake our own death. 61 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,720 Yeah? Uh-huh? He thinks we're dead and leaves us alone. 62 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,756 Yeah. Either way works. Let's just pick one before he gets here! 63 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,893 Let's pick the second one where we don't actually die. We'll pick the second one. 64 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,517 Calm down! We'll pick the second one. Now, let's think. 65 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,864 We gotta do it in some way that's convincing. Right. 66 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,667 If we were gonna kill ourselves, it'd be awesome, right? 67 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,859 Yeah. Yeah. If we were gonna kill ourselves, it would be with class, right? 68 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,940 Because... Of course it would be with class. 69 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:52,108 What do you think, I'm not gonna die with class? 70 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,844 Maybe some type of explosion? Of course an explosion! I'm not gonna explode? 71 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,936 Okay, great. Charlie, it would be some kind of blaze-of-glory thing. 72 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,350 Of course it's gonna be a blaze of glory. Because we... 73 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,551 I'm going down right now, bro. Hold on a second. 74 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,343 What's up? Okay, all right. So... 75 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,090 Did I miss something? You're not getting this. 76 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,014 I'll walk you through the steps as we go. 77 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,162 First step, do not douse yourself with lighter fluid. 78 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,554 [Dee] Whoa. What is that? [Frank] I don't know. 79 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,756 You think it's for watching somebody poop? 80 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,504 You think there's some perv coming in here to watch me make? 81 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,606 What are you doing in here? I got to go to the bathroom. 82 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,809 There's a hole in the wall. We're just trying to figure out what it is. 83 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:30,302 Well, well, well, Deandra. 84 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,137 Would you look at that. 85 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,273 [Chuckles] Frank, Dee, 86 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,976 what you two have discovered today is what is most commonly referred to... 87 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,045 as a glory hole. 88 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,081 A glory hole? 89 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:47,252 A secret portal created as a passageway for one to safely insert one's penis. 90 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,888 I'm sorry. A hole to stick your dick in? Yes, Dee. 91 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,457 The partition acts as a physical barrier, 92 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,860 thus ensuring anonymity throughout the spontaneous act of copulation... 93 00:04:55,929 --> 00:05:00,097 or fellatio or, at the very least, a hand job. 94 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:03,067 What? Why? Why would you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 95 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,304 Well, Dee, I think the real question is, 96 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:09,240 why wouldn't you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 97 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,243 It's very European. You see, Europe leads the way in sexual exploration. 98 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,647 And, quite frankly, I think it's time we caught up. 99 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,949 This... sounds hot. 100 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,852 - I'm gonna go get some duct tape. - Whoa! Hold on a second, Frank. 101 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,965 Before you go sticking anything through that hole, 102 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,468 you might wanna consider that on the other side of this wall, 103 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,992 more often than not, there's a dude. 104 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,295 But you can't see through the wall. 105 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,430 So how do you know it's not a girl? 106 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:36,701 I mean, I can just picture a girl, and then... it's good. [Chuckles] 107 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,415 Right. Well, some might find that method effective, 108 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,407 but it's a dangerous game you're playing, Frank. 109 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:46,111 Supposing the other guy is picturing a girl also? 110 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,080 How is he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth? 111 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,350 I don't know. That's his problem. 112 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:54,419 We're filling it in. 113 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,421 Okay, buddy, you ready? 114 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,569 [Muffled] Are you sure we have to do this? Yes, we have to do this. 115 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,438 If the cops are gonna identify the bodies, we need to leave dental records behind. 116 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,495 So we leave a couple of teeth. Bing-bang-boom! 117 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,709 I know. I feel like it's gonna hurt. 118 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,546 Yeah, it's gonna hurt like a bitch. Okay, ready? Uh-huh. 119 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,069 One, two... Wait. Uh-oh. 120 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,906 That just kind of came out on its own. Yeah, that slipped right out. 121 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,785 I barely pulled that. Whoa. 122 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,977 [Gasps] What? 123 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,012 Damn, dude. That's another. 124 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,359 You should really brush your teeth more because that is not normal. 125 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,728 [Yelps] Oh! Charlie, stop pulling your teeth out like that. 126 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,830 They're just coming right out. You're freaking me out. 127 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,999 They, like, slip right out. It's really freaking me out. 128 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,801 - [Knocking] - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 129 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,003 You think it's my dad? Shh. Of course it's your dad, dude. 130 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,261 [Dee] Charlie, open up. We got a dick hole in the bar. Come fill it in. 131 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:41,199 [Sighs] I got to go fill her dick hole. No, no. We don't have time. 132 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,935 Okay. Audible. Grab the camera. Is Dee's car outside? 133 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,970 Uh... Yes. Okay, great. 134 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,217 We'll steal it. We'll use it as a part of blaze of glory. 135 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,519 [Yelps] Now you got to stop. You really got to stop. 136 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,244 Just give me all the teeth. I got them in my pocket. 137 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,513 Okay. Shh. 138 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,127 Hey! What the... [Thud] 139 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,085 Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go. 140 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,020 [Yells] 141 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,723 Why would you do that? [Dee] Open the door! 142 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,904 I don't know. It's all happening so fast. You could've just opened it. 143 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,340 That's true. I'll fire you through that window. 144 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,464 Grab the... No! [Shatters] 145 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,453 Just go. Let's go. Grab the camera. 146 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,141 - [Rustling] - Okay. 147 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,721 So... Yes? 148 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,779 The videotape is done. My teeth are scattered throughout the car. 149 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:31,282 And the will is in place. Okay. Great. Toss it out the window. 150 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,496 They'll think we did it at the last minute. Okay. Got it. 151 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,520 Yeah. What's next? 152 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,934 I'm gonna gun this car as fast as it goes directly into that wall. 153 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,891 Mm-hmm. Judging by the distance, 154 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,295 I can get her up to about 60, 70 miles an hour. Oh, definitely. Definitely. 155 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:47,665 At the last possible second... I'm thinking maybe three feet from the wall... 156 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:51,802 We jump out to safety, the car explodes in a hot ball of fury, 157 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:55,184 and we're dead to the world. Okeydokey. Good luck with that. 158 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,442 Wait. Where you going, dude? 159 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,677 Well, I'm gonna... I'm gonna watch you do it. 160 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,225 No. We need to do it together. I'm not really doing anything. 161 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,293 Yes, you are, Charlie. You're here for moral support. 162 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,362 But if no one's actually seeing us jump out of the car... 163 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,430 We're gonna kill ourselves together. I wouldn't want you... 164 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,588 Get out. Get out. Get out. I'll do it myself. 165 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,202 The whole thing's gonna be better without me anyway, Mac. 166 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,546 It's gonna be great without me. All right, buddy, good luck. 167 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,095 Pussy. 168 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,264 [Engine Revving] 169 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,238 [Screaming] 170 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:30,842 Mac! Holy shit, bro! Are you all right? Yeah. 171 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,222 Why didn't you jump out? Holy shit! I'm okay. 172 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,480 Dude! Oh, my God! I was going too fast. 173 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,827 The car didn't catch fire though. I was going too fast. 174 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,818 Oh, my God. Let's get out of here. 175 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,364 We're gonna have to burn the car. Let's do it. 176 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,698 We'll have to get some gasoline. All right. 177 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:46,724 Holy shit! [Laughing] Whoo! 178 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:54,332 Pawn shop, dude? We're not gonna find something to burn the car at a pawn shop. 179 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,879 Are you kidding me? You can find amazing things in pawn shops. 180 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,881 [Mac] What about a gas station, dude? 181 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,871 You can buy some gasoline to burn the car. 182 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,019 But we've been talking about this the whole walk over. 183 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,388 You can't go to a gas station. There's too many cameras. 184 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,156 Bro, I say something, and then you, like, forget it two seconds later. 185 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,326 What are you talking about? You sure you're all right? Your ear's bleeding a ton. 186 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,350 I'm fine. I feel like one million dollars. 187 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,253 Well, then focus, Mr. Million Dollars... 188 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,401 and let's find something to blow up a car. 189 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:23,895 Oh! Charlie, look at that wedding dress, dude. That's sad. 190 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,898 Okay, that is not gonna blow a car up, okay? 191 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,967 So can you focus? Okay. 192 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,335 Will you please find a way to focus. 193 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:36,307 Oh, shit, look at this, dude. Now we're talking. Damn, they sell guns here? 194 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,775 They sell everything here. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 195 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,178 Pawn shops are like international waters. 196 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,315 People come in and they just trade stuff. You know what I mean? 197 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,718 Anything goes here. We can get whatever we want. 198 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,332 Let's pick this bad boy up. Shit, that's awesome. All right, good. 199 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,356 You're sure we'll have enough money for this and the wedding dress, right? 200 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,758 That is a great gun. 201 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,827 We're not buying the wedding dress. 202 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,308 Yeah. We're buying the wedding dress. Are you crazy? 203 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,343 We can't just leave it here. We absolutely can leave it here. 204 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,447 It's not gonna help us in any way, shape or form. That's crazy. 205 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,082 That car wreck, it scrambled your circuits. You're losing your mind. 206 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,340 Will you just let me handle it? I got Dee's purse. 207 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,453 Okay. We got her credit cards in here. 208 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,856 We have plenty of money. I know what I'm doing. Okay. 209 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,058 And stop talking about the wedding dress. All right. 210 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,050 Sir? Excuse me, sir. 211 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:24,255 Hi. Um, we are in desperate need of something that will destroy a car... 212 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,225 and, uh, annihilate any traces of a human being. 213 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,761 Let me see what I got. 214 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,997 All right, you see that? Yeah. 215 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,506 Your buddy here knows what he's doing every now and then. Okay? 216 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,568 Yeah. 217 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,173 Okay. 218 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,809 Well, this is an interesting turn. 219 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:48,513 - Uh, I'm assuming this is a live grenade, yes? - Oh, yeah. 220 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,748 Well, then we'll take it. Yeah. 221 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,496 Was the wedding in Philadelphia? I don't care about the wedding. 222 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,799 Sir, do you have anything that might get my buddy's head straight? He's losing his mind. 223 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,457 Got some poppers in the back. 224 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,992 All right. There we go. 225 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,899 [Exhales Sharply] 226 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,304 All right, Luther, today's the day. 227 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,651 You got any plans for the outside? 228 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,809 [Grunts] 229 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,377 [Breathing Heavily] Yeah. 230 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,379 I got some plans. 231 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,849 [Cell Door Opening] I got some big plans. 232 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,521 Okay, I'm gonna throw this grenade into the car. 233 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,630 The car will explode, and our problems will be solved. 234 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,193 In the meantime, I need you to do a popper. 235 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,295 Okay, I understand the plan. 236 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,297 Except for when we find the bride. 237 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,411 Don't even start, man. That's a very important part of my plan. 238 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,014 You've been talking crazy for way too long. Take a deep breath of this. 239 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,071 Inhale. [Inhales] 240 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,841 Oh! Yeah! There we go. 241 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,710 Grenade! Yeah! 242 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,022 Throw it in the car. Yeah. Let's do it. I'm back. 243 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,359 Let's not talk about a dress anymore. Here we go. No dress. 244 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,817 - Grenade. - Go! Move! Go, go, go, go! 245 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,954 Okay. [Laughing] This is gonna be awesome. 246 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,056 It's gonna be huge. [Laughing] 247 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,658 [Horn Honks] 248 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,830 That's it? Weird. 249 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,242 Yeah. That was totally lame. 250 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,244 That's what grenades do? It was a very old grenade. 251 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,814 What a gyp. I thought it was gonna be so much more awesome than that. 252 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,072 The car's not even on fire. All right, plan "B." Gun. Gas tank. 253 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,020 I'm gonna fire it into it. The car's gonna go up. Now you're thinking. 254 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,044 Yeah? Ready? Go, baby. 255 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,126 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude. - What happened? 256 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,829 You're gonna waste all the bullets. You got to get a lot closer. 257 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,487 Closer? No. You got to stay far away 'cause it's gonna blow up. 258 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,635 Chickenshit. I'll walk right up and shoot it. You can't walk right up to it. 259 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,226 It'll blow you to safety. How about this? 260 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,763 Popper. Put it to my nose. We'll walk up, and I'll just be firing as I go. 261 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,810 Well, that will at least help your focus. 262 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,911 Let's just... That's at least the smart thing to do. 263 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,013 Here we go. Hold on. I'm stepping on this dress. 264 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,872 One, two... [Inhales] Go. 265 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,630 Ah! Goddamn it, dude! No more bullets. 266 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,580 Grenades and bullets don't burn cars? All right, new plan. 267 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,327 The teeth, the envelope, the crash. I think it's enough. 268 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,263 You think that's enough? Maybe the cops will think we just... I don't know. 269 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,287 Disintegrated? All right, fine. 270 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,435 We'll get Dee's credit card, buy some camping equipment. We'll go up to the roof. 271 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,071 There's my boy. He's making plans again. He's thinking. He's back. 272 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,174 He's also wearing a wedding dress though, and I'd like him to take it off. 273 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,998 Oh, yeah. This is no good. That's completely crazy, man. 274 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,973 This is it. 275 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,743 Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this sex party thing, Frank. 276 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,546 Dennis, you're having second thoughts about the glory hole? 277 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,654 And now you're gonna be skittish about the sex party? 278 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:41,218 Don't-Don't... You said you wanted to have anonymous sex. This is the place. 279 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,756 I do wanna have anonymous sex. I wanna have anonymous sex. I wanna have a sex party. 280 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,491 I want the glory hole. I want all those things. Here it is. 281 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,805 What I'm having a hard time believing though, Frank, 282 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,463 is that there is an elite secret sex society behind that door in this building. 283 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,466 I used to run with this crew. 284 00:13:55,535 --> 00:14:00,438 These people are the most powerful, influential, sexiest people in Philadelphia. 285 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,784 Then why are they having a goddamn orgy in a dump? 286 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,786 I thought this kind of thing went down in somebody's elegant mansion. 287 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,743 I was looking forward to that. 288 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,414 Nobody's gonna have an orgy in their mansion, all over their nice furniture. 289 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,416 That doesn't make sense. 290 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,863 No, it doesn't. That's a really good point. Let's do it. 291 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,121 Put your mask on, and don't embarrass me. 292 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,590 All right. Don't embarrass yourself. 293 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,697 [People Chattering] 294 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,233 What is the password? 295 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,437 Or-gy. 296 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,910 You may enter. 297 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,247 "Orgy"? Seriously? 298 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,056 What the hell is this place? 299 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,169 What did you bring me to? A buffet. 300 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,528 I can see that. But why is there a buffet at a goddamn orgy, Frank? 301 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,808 You don't wanna bang on an empty stomach, do you? 302 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,334 I don't wanna bang any of these people anyway. They're all paunchy and weird and old. 303 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,448 You can't tell under the masks. I can absolutely tell. 304 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,084 And why are our costumes so much more elaborate than everybody else's? 305 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,108 It's like they didn't put any effort into it. 306 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,110 Jesus Christ. That guy's not even wearing a mask. 307 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,646 [Frank] He's got the right idea. 308 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,982 This beak is interfering with my nosh. 309 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,118 Don't take it off. Aw, Jesus. What are we doing here, man? 310 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,187 How is this even an orgy? Nobody's having sex. 311 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,658 What did you bring me to? You brought me... It's like a half-nude buffet party. 312 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,073 It's not exactly what I thought either. But it's okay. There's a lot of food. 313 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,030 Frank, I think we can both agree. 314 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,177 This is not the kind of anonymous sex we're looking for, right? 315 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:39,436 You wanna go down by the bridge? What in God's name could possibly be down by the bridge? 316 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,373 I don't know. It could be cool. It could be cool? 317 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,887 Yeah. No, Frank, I don't wanna go down by the bridge. 318 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,351 I'm going back to the bar. I'm gonna go back to the glory hole. 319 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,258 That's something I feel like I can wrap my head around. This is ridiculous. 320 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,461 You think these are fresh shrimp or is it frozen shrimp? 321 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,552 I don't care! 322 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,621 What is this place? These are not... 323 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,956 Who are these... It's like a bad acid trip in here. 324 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,385 I'm coming. I'm gonna come. 325 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,933 [Frank] Now, what if I just slip my foot over like this? 326 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,471 As if to say, "Hello. I'd like to have some anonymous sex, please." 327 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,584 [Dennis] All right, I'm into that. 328 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,041 Then I wait for the signal back. 329 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,478 If it's a lady's foot, I'm in the clear. 330 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,225 Frank, here's my problem with that. A man can wear a woman's shoe. 331 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,249 You can't rule out trickery. That's why we need the viewing slot. 332 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,187 This slot defeats the purpose. I could see your eyes. 333 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,658 - We might as well get married. - It's the safest way, Frank. 334 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,004 Dennis, if I was looking for safe, [Door Opens, Closes] 335 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,129 I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall. 336 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,864 You guys, get out here right now. You need to look at this. 337 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:44,302 Good news, Dee. We made the bathroom unisex. 338 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,782 Glory hole's up and running, baby. I don't care about that. 339 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,608 According to the Philadelphia Police Department, Mac and Charlie are dead. 340 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,990 And you got the camera on? Is it right? 341 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,025 Yeah. Is it good? Are we on? 342 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,984 Dennis and Frank, if you're watching this, then we're already dead. 343 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,454 Our lives were horrible... horrible and sad. So we decided to end it all. 344 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,523 Not me actually. My life was pretty sweet. 345 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,969 But Charlie and I had a suicide pact, and I have to honor that... 346 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,039 because I am an honorable man. Wait a second. 347 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,374 I will die an honorable man. My life was sweet also... 348 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:16,267 There's also a will enclosed, and you totally have to do all of that because that's a law. 349 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,613 Wait a second. My life was also honorable. You ready to do this? 350 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,238 Here we go. ["Blaze of Glory" Blares] 351 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,223 I can't believe they're dead. 352 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,892 I can't believe they didn't include me in their suicide pact. 353 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,583 What? Are you crazy? They're not dead. 354 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,697 They're definitely doing something stupid, but they're not dead. 355 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,566 You saw the tape, Dee. My best friends went out in a blaze of glory. 356 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,791 And they didn't even ask me to be part of it. 357 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,038 This is terrible! Are you buying this? That is ridiculous. 358 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,863 Dennis, they left us a list of demands. 359 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,166 What are you talking about? That's their last will and testament. 360 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,104 That is not demands. It says at the top, "List of Demands." 361 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,607 Whatever. It's their wishes, and we have to honor them. Oh, we do? 362 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,642 We have to honor them? Okay. Let's see, Frank. 363 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,644 [Clears Throat] Charlie's number one: 364 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,982 "My ashes are to be made into a tea and to be dranken by every-wan in bar." 365 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,919 - Done. - Oh, damn it. Gross. Fine. What else? 366 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,087 Mac's number one: "In lieu of a body, 367 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:13,624 "which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, 368 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,171 "I would like the duster to be burned and its ashes buried... 369 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,240 in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river." 370 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,065 Well, that's crazy. I'm not gonna burn or bury the duster. No. 371 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:26,503 Yeah. We also both have to name our firstborn child Murphy because that was RoboCop's name. 372 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,650 Goddamn it. Mac is dead, and he's still bossing me around. 373 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,242 Mac is not dead, Dennis. How can you be so cold? 374 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,044 - He blew up my car! - Not burning the duster. 375 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,792 You're still talking about a coat? Absolutely! 376 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,794 It's a piece of cloth... That is an automobile. 377 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,862 [Dee] It's a piece of clothing! [Frank] They're people! 378 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,986 [Dee] They're alive! They're live people! 379 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,656 [Arguing] Jesus, man, they must be really broken up... 380 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,559 if we can hear them from up here. Like cryin' and whinin' and... 381 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,672 Bitchin'. I'm excited about the hot dogs. 382 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,207 Oh, crap! What? 383 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,833 We should've got beans, dude. Hoboes are always eating beans. Damn. 384 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,870 We'll be fine without the beans, 'cause this is a perfect, perfect hiding spot. 385 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:03,017 This would be better with beans though. Leave it alone with the beans. 386 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,975 [Glass Shatters] [Grunts] 387 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,512 Yeah. No. Stop it. Don't do it. Oh, my God. 388 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,681 How? How is that possible? I don't know. 389 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,829 Just put it down. You think they're my baby teeth? 390 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,954 Put it with the other ones. [Arguing Continues] 391 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,158 You're not gonna be able to eat this hot dog. I'll suck it down. 392 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,965 [Luther's Voice] I asked you to leave me be. 393 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:32,769 I asked you to let me live my life. 394 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,806 But you wouldn't go away. 395 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,810 You kept pushing and pushing... 396 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:45,315 until you forced me to do something drastic... 397 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:50,754 Something I was hoping I would never have to do. 398 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,899 [Voices Speaking Backwards]