1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,759 Get me a background check on Jerry Bernstein, I need to see his file. 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:05,719 You know someone's actually trying to access your file right now. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,039 He's hiding something. I'm sure of it. 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:11,040 We're you disgraced at the NSA and forced to take the position here. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,679 No. 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,839 Motherfu... (GRUNTS) 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,280 Heard. 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,279 Anyway, I'm taking Melissa up the Orinoco for her birthday, 9 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,799 so that will be nice. 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,839 Is it a surprise? I hope so. 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,280 (BOTH LAUGH) (PHONE CHIMES) 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,799 There you go. 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,239 Oh, no, I don't think those are ours. Yeah, they are. I ordered these. 14 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,599 Thank you. Jerry, I can't. I'm on duty. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,399 Dude, come on. 16 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,999 How often do we get to do this? 17 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,239 Huh? 18 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,959 I'm just gonna cut to the chase. Oh, man, I love this track! 19 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:51,159 Oh, yeah. So, anyway, as part of my work at the FBI, 20 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:54,519 we've been investigating a few of the officers at the NSA. 21 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,119 Right. Right. 22 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,959 Hey, you want to dance? Uh, no, not right now. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,999 So, we've just filed a report, and I hate to do this to you, buddy. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,759 You know what? Whatever you're about to say, 25 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,239 surely it can wait three minutes. 26 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:12,359 Jerry. Jerry, please don't make this more difficult than it already is. 27 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,119 I've been asked to bring you in, but I'm sure it's just a formality. 28 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,479 Man, I'm in the middle of my dance here. Come on! 29 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,519 Jerry, whatever you did, I'm sure the NSA can strike a deal. 30 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,599 Whoo! Man, you still got it. 31 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,919 OK. Yeah! 32 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,439 Why don't we just go pay for our drinks. 33 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,679 Yeah, we'll just go. (LAUGHS) 34 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,559 What? What? That's my gun. 35 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,519 Yeah. That's my gun. Jerry. 36 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,679 Jerry. No, no, no, no, no. Yes. 37 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,199 Jerry. Let's do this! 38 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,079 Whoo-hoo! Please, Jerry. 39 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,479 No, no, no, no. 40 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,679 No! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Jerry, no. 41 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,000 (GUNSHOT) (SCREAMING) 42 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,879 Oh, God! Is this because I'm sleeping with Melissa?! 43 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,560 WHAT?! 44 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,519 (BREATHLESSLY) Sorry I'm late. I overslept. 45 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,559 You look really well, Mary. Did you have a nice weekend? 46 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,079 Yes. Mum died. 47 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,159 Oh! Oh, God. 48 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,159 No, it's actually quite nice. 49 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,079 I get to choose my own clothes and everything. 50 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,399 Well, if that's everything, 51 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,959 I promised the Foreign Office an update on the Karazamov file. 52 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,200 It seems like there are now concerns there may be a mole here at GCHQ. 53 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,439 The fuck? 54 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,599 Fortunately, it's not for any of you to worry about. 55 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,919 Just to let you know, 56 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,479 I might be going on a little holiday 57 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,079 after I've made all of Mum's funeral arrangements. 58 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,159 And when is that? 59 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,799 Well, it was supposed to be Wednesday, 60 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,559 but then there was a mix-up at church. 61 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,119 So now I've had to have her back home for a few days. 62 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,599 How are you storing her? 63 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,639 Because if it gets too warm, she might explode. 64 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:01,039 Oh, gosh, well, she's just in the spare room at the minute 65 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,039 because next-door's dog kept finding her. 66 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,240 Fantastic. Shall we crack on? 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,759 Let me know if you want a hand with any of that. 68 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,159 My uncle used to run a funeral parlour back at home. 69 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,359 Really? Wow. 70 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,679 He actually invented a number of techniques 71 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,559 for putting the body into various shapes when in the coffin. 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,719 Will it be an open casket? Possibly, yes. 73 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,639 And will should be face up? I hope so. 74 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:27,120 Yeah. Because he used to do things like have the person waving like... 75 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,240 Or beckoning you over. 76 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,000 Or like they were trying to climb out, you know, like... 77 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,159 Ooh. 78 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,559 I was just wondering if it might be easier to cremate. 79 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,799 How's work? At home? 80 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,039 Well, no, with a ceremony and everything, 81 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,119 but I just thought it could be quicker. 82 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,679 Yes, or you could partially cremate her and then bury what's left. 83 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,719 It's a bit like starting off a jacket potato in the microwave. 84 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,680 Somebody's here. Right. 85 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,399 And? FBI. 86 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,479 And do they have a name? Um... Clint Foster. 87 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,080 Oh! 88 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,279 Sorry... it must have been something I ate. 89 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,719 Sorry, who did you say was here again? 90 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,959 Clint Foster. Oh! 91 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,160 Jerry, are you alright? Uh-huh. 92 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,359 Right. I have no idea who that is. 93 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,519 Did he leave a message? No, he's in your office. 94 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,640 My off... (RETCHES) Oh, my God. 95 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,919 You did plant the spy cam in Jerry's office. 96 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,920 Yeah. 97 00:04:37,921 --> 00:04:39,360 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 98 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,240 Did you turn it on? 99 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,359 I see you cropped me out of our graduation photo. 100 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,880 Did I? What do you want, Clint? 101 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,199 Well, Jer... 102 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,280 Oh, was that your bad toe? 103 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,760 No. 104 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,079 Listen, I know this is awkward. 105 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,759 Not as awkward as you sitting on my desk. 106 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,120 Jerry. Clint. 107 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,719 Jerry. Clint. 108 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,079 When... Clint. 109 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,319 Jerry. Clint, what? 110 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,719 Just be... We need to talk. 111 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,839 No, you don't tell me what to do. First, get off my desk. 112 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,719 Stand... There you go. 113 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,720 OK. 114 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:31,559 And now I want you to shut the door and come inside your office. 115 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,199 No. You know what? We need to swap places. 116 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,000 One, two, three, swap. 117 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,319 Now get the fuck out of my office! 118 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,639 Jerry! Jerry! Go on! 119 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,719 Jerry. We need to talk. You get the hell out of here. 120 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,559 OK? I never want to see you again. 121 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,599 What's going on? You want to tell her, Clint? Huh? 122 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:56,119 You wanna explain to everyone how you slept with my wife? 123 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,159 Look, neither of us meant for that to happen. 124 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,079 Oh, yeah? What? Did it just fall in there, huh? 125 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,639 How many times? How many times did you sleep with her? 126 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,839 Jesus, Jerry, let's not do this in front of everyone. 127 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,519 No, I'm sure they all want to know anyway. 128 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,759 How many? Including last night? 129 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,120 (GRUNTS) 130 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,719 Mm-hm. 131 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,559 Eight or nine... 132 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,799 ..hundred times. 133 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,040 What? 134 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,239 Why? Why, Clint? 135 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,799 I don't know. 136 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,239 Because maybe I haven't felt this way 137 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,879 about anybody since Kimberly died. 138 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,879 I don't even know who that is. 139 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,159 Kimberly. 140 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,640 My first wife. 141 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,400 Got hit by a truck. 142 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,159 Oh, Kimberly. 143 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,239 Listen, Jerry, why don't you and I go find a place 144 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,479 where we can talk in private? 145 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,559 It's for your own good. 146 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,159 No, 147 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,719 I'm not going to grant a divorce, Clint. 148 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,199 Screw Melissa and screw you. 149 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,840 You and me are done. 150 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,799 Is that why you think I'm here? 151 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,919 The NSA have called your case back into review. 152 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,400 I'm here to take you home. 153 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,119 The plane leaves tonight. 154 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,200 (RETCHES) 155 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,880 Oh! 156 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,039 OK, so, naturally, I have a few things I'd like to say, 157 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,079 and I'm sure you have a few questions of your own. 158 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,679 Or absolutely tons. 159 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,639 But for now, just in the interests of time, 160 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,279 I'd appreciate if you didn't interrupt. 161 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,720 So obviously you're aware that I work for the NSA. 162 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,439 Do you want me to say even when I agree? 163 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,599 Well, some indication that you're alive would be nice. 164 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,879 Sorry, yeah, of course I know that. Yeah. 165 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,440 Anyway, you remember how I also said I was close to the president? 166 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,319 Are you waiting for me to respond? Yeah. 167 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,159 I don't know. I don't know. Well, I was. 168 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,239 Right. 169 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:59,799 Now, let's just say I was approached by a member of his team 170 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,599 to look into ways in which I could potentially influence 171 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,759 the results of the election, purely from a cyber perspective. 172 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,999 Did that actually happen, then? Doesn't matter. 173 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,999 But let's just say a high-ranking figure asked you to do the same. 174 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,039 What would you do? 175 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,839 Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start. 176 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,359 I struggle with Excel sometimes, so... 177 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,239 OK, sure. But put yourself in my shoes. 178 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,319 You're someone at the NSA who's been working on this stuff for years. 179 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,799 You're at the top of your game. You're kind of amazing. 180 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,800 Yeah. 181 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:33,239 Which is why you find yourself on vacation with this senator 182 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,959 who's acting like you're best buds. 183 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,239 Right. 184 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:42,039 In which case I would say, "Listen, we're best buds, 185 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,080 "but, you know, I work with NSA, I'm not allowed to talk about it." 186 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,559 Well, of course, that's what you're MEANT to say. 187 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:53,279 But now imagine you're in this beautiful sushi bar. 188 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,439 Oh, lovely. 189 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,239 You've already consumed several bottles of sake. 190 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,240 Oh, hell. 191 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:00,759 Tina Turner is in one corner of the room. 192 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,119 Why? It doesn't matter. 193 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,319 Is she singing? She's asleep. 194 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,279 I'm just trying to paint a picture here. 195 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,519 My point is there's a world in which you might share 196 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,559 some highly classified intel. 197 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,959 Right? 198 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,799 Not if it undermined national security, no. 199 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,959 But what if you knew it would make your country stronger, 200 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,039 safer, more American? 201 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,319 Isn't that verging on treason, though? 202 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,600 By whose definition? 203 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,519 The legal definition. Then, yeah. 204 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,879 Aren't you worried about that? I am now. 205 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,240 Oh, they can't send you back. 206 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,800 What will I do all day? 207 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,159 My point is, there is a world in which 208 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,199 you might share some highly classified... 209 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,400 Is it working now? Perfectly. 210 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,919 Do you mind if I stay at Dad's tonight? 211 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,239 JERRY: What if you knew it would make... 212 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,199 Yes, I do. 213 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,040 ..more American? 214 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,079 Well, guys, unless anyone knows how to avoid an extradition order, 215 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,119 I guess this is it. 216 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,199 Clint's given me till the end of the day 217 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,199 to wrap everything up and say my goodbyes. 218 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,159 Shame you didn't get married while you were over here. 219 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,359 Why? 220 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,119 I could avoid extradition if I'd married a Brit. 221 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,080 I think so. 222 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:17,399 It's how Paddington avoided being sent back to Peru. 223 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,439 I don't know, maybe it's different for bears. 224 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,719 Wait a minute. 225 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,239 Couldn't we just pretend I married one of you guys months ago 226 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,799 and forged the documents? 227 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,719 Tuva, would you... No. 228 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,519 What about Mary? Oh, gosh. 229 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:35,399 I'd love to, it's just me and Quentin have started, you know. 230 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,519 No, it's OK. People wouldn't have bought us as a couple anyway, 231 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,759 given your whole, you know, face. 232 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,640 But who else is there? 233 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,799 What? 234 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,559 OK, we need to make this absolutely bullet proof. 235 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,159 The NSA are going to want to see witness testimonials, 236 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,559 marriage certificates, wedding footage. 237 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,039 What about your wife? Melissa? 238 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,319 Can you kill her off? On paper, I mean. 239 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,759 Sure, I can do that. Can it be crocodiles? 240 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,839 Sure, I can do that. 241 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,799 When do you want to say that you got married? 242 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,919 9/11? It's gotta be more recent than that. 243 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,519 I just read a lot of hotel wedding packages are much cheaper that day. 244 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,919 Hey, I don't wanna go cheap. 245 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,919 If we're gonna go through with this, I wanna go all out. 246 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,799 Great. Hey, I won't get into trouble with the NSA for doing this, will I? 247 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,959 Hey, listen, this is all on me, OK? 248 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,639 If you guys go down, I'll be right behind you. 249 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,040 (PHONE VIBRATES) 250 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,519 (DISCONNECTED TONE BEEPS) 251 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,199 OK, so, for the NSA to buy this, 252 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,079 they have to believe that we are completely in love 253 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,879 and that our love for each other is so intense 254 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,039 it would break your heart if I left you, OK? 255 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,279 Are you comfortable with that? God, yeah. Yeah. 256 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,279 Alright, let's do this. 257 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,679 Oh, take that off. OK. 258 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,079 Do you want to put it... No, just throw it on the floor. 259 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,559 Great. Smile. Smile. 260 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,679 Do you want that there? You don't need to. 261 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,560 Smile. OK. 262 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,560 Are you ready? 263 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,199 We should be laughing as we kind of go into it. 264 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,119 OK. (BOTH LAUGH) 265 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,079 So, how long have you and Jerry been an item? 266 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,199 Oh, God. Well, since the first day he arrived. 267 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,519 I mean, it was like being attacked by a bull. 268 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,639 And did you mind the age difference? 269 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,199 Um... not really, no. No, no. 270 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,119 It was... No, I didn't. 271 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,359 No. I mean, I think when you're truly in love with someone 272 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,319 you just don't really see age. 273 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,559 Mm, yeah. 274 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,599 You know, even when it's, you know, really quite, quite big. 275 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,079 But, um... yeah, occasionally I'll wake up at night 276 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,279 and just be like, "Oh, God, you know, like, when I'm 70, 277 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,159 "he'll be, what 130, 140? 278 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,759 140 or something. We should probably move on. 279 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,439 I mean, the sex is... 280 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,599 Is what? Yeah, I don't think we should talk... 281 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,359 Let's not mention that. It's nothing. It's nothing. 282 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,879 So, are you and Jerry living together now? 283 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,959 We are. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, we are. 284 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,839 Thank goodness, because there was a while there 285 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:04,119 that it was almost painful that we were apart so much. 286 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,199 It was a very difficult 24 hours. 287 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,839 But, I mean, I'm still living with my dad. 288 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,799 So it is quite tight, isn't it? Yep. 289 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,399 Look at this smile! 290 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,359 Just... Oh! 291 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:18,759 Sorry, for the edit, maybe ask about kids. 292 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,119 You know, like, we're... like, we've been talking about kids. 293 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,959 OK, OK. 294 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,199 I think it'll help the case. 295 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,719 Do you like kids? I like kids. We both like kids. 296 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,439 It's funny you should ask because... We have five kids. 297 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,399 Oh, you have five kids. 298 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,080 So, we... And how old? 299 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,239 Whew! How old are they now? 300 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,239 Yes. 301 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,399 (SIGHS) What, they're, well... 302 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,440 ..five, four... 303 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,440 ..three, two and one. 304 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,880 Yeah, we're not gonna be able to use any of that. 305 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,519 Listen, I just want to thank you for your cooperation. 306 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,319 You could have made this all a lot more difficult. 307 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,839 Anytime. Don't take this the wrong way, 308 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,679 but we have a nickname for you back in the States. 309 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,920 The Iron Curtain. 310 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,879 You're impenetrable. 311 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,240 Why would I take that the wrong way? 312 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,279 I very much enjoyed last night. 313 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,919 Yes. Me too. 314 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,639 I just wondered if you could check under your bed. 315 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,279 My external hard drive's gone missing. 316 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,319 I haven't seen it. 317 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,439 It's very sensitive. 318 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,719 Quentin, do you have your camera? Yes. 319 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,759 OK, get ready. 320 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,759 (SHOES TAP LOUDLY) 321 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,159 Are you sure this is gonna be OK? 322 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,439 It's the only suit they had in your size, sorry. 323 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,679 No, I'm not supposed to see you. It's bad luck. 324 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,319 So should I just walk in from the back? 325 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,039 Yeah. Do you have any music? I could sing something. 326 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,159 Oh. Well, that's up to the bride. 327 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,799 Oh, no, I'd love that. Cool. 328 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,400 OK. Let's do this. 329 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,439 (SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 330 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,640 (SHOES TAP LOUDLY) 331 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,640 (STOPS SINGING) 332 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,760 (RESUMES SINGING) 333 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,920 (STOPS SINGING) 334 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,680 (RESUMES SINGING) OK, I think we're good. 335 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,519 It's beautiful. Joseph, repeat after me. 336 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,479 Repeat after me. I do solemnly declare... 337 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,639 (MIMICS) I do solemnly declare... 338 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,279 ..that I, Joseph Harries... ..that I, Joseph Harries... 339 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,999 Just use your own voice. 340 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,879 Oh. Try it again, please. 341 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,359 I do solemnly declare... I do solemnly declare... 342 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,039 ..that I, Joseph Harries... ..that I... 343 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,559 ..Joseph Harries... ..Joseph Harries... 344 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,559 ..know not of any lawful impediment... 345 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,119 ..know not of any lawful... Impediment. 346 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,759 Impediment. ..impediment... 347 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,719 ..why I should not be married to Jerry Apache Bernstein. 348 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,759 ..why I should not be married 349 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,920 to Jerry Apache Bernstein. 350 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,999 Apart from the outstanding extradition order. 351 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,399 But I'm sure we'll... OK, we'll edit that out later. 352 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,279 Uh, Tuva, do you have the rings? 353 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,560 What? 354 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,119 So it was a bit unsure as to how this might work out, 355 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,839 but it's good to know you know how to play with the big boys. 356 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,079 Well, it isn't all the time we get to cooperate 357 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,199 alongside one of our oldest and closest allies. 358 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,359 You know, if you're ever looking for a way out of this shithole, 359 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,119 we'd love someone like you at the FBI. 360 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,519 You've certainly earned your points with the NSA. 361 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,679 Maybe now they'll take us seriously. 362 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,159 (LAUGHS) Maybe. 363 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,319 (BEEPING) EVELYN: Where is everyone? 364 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,399 What do you mean where is everyone? 365 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,919 I don't know. (SIGHS) 366 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:27,520 Joseph Harries, with this ring... s, I thee wed. 367 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,440 Oh, lovely. Thank you. 368 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,159 Take that. 369 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,759 Um... Jerry Apache Bernstein, 370 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,279 With this skull ring, I thee wed. 371 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,360 Aww. 372 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,119 Without further ado, it gives me great pleasure 373 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,040 to pronounce you partners in law. 374 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,639 Oh, sorry, yeah. 375 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,920 (SMASH!) (ALL CHEER) 376 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,040 And now kiss the bride. Oh, I don't think we... 377 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,280 OK, now we turn around. 378 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,119 Chris. Hey. Sorry, we were just... Filming. 379 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,879 ..filming a short... 380 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,119 Porno. Show reel. Show reel. 381 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,919 Yeah, I've got a buddy in the adult film industry 382 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,319 who's looking for a few dwarfs for his next project. 383 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:23,239 Really? Because what it looks like is your staging a wedding 384 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,279 in order to avoid immediate extradition to the United States 385 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,959 where you're highly likely to face charges of treason. 386 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,399 Jerry, buddy, 387 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,600 you really think this is going to make a difference? 388 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,680 Come on, we're leaving. 389 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,400 Hang on. 390 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,639 I must say, I do find it staggering 391 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:09,119 that the FBI and the NSA should choose to pin all this 392 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,399 on an individual. 393 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,279 Jerry is unequivocally one of the most average officers 394 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,199 I've ever had the pleasure of working with. 395 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:24,999 So to somehow imply that he could have influenced an entire election 396 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,599 not only insults my intelligence, 397 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,399 which in case you hadn't already figured, is really quite high, 398 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,599 but also stinks of the NSA looking for a scapegoat 399 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,240 to save its own skin. 400 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,640 We all make mistakes. 401 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,919 All of us. 402 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,360 I once overcooked beef. 403 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,999 But although it may not look it, 404 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,839 we are only human and we live in increasingly testing times. 405 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:57,800 So perhaps even people like Jerry deserve a second chance. 406 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,799 Just maybe not a third. 407 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,720 For now, though, he remains one of us. 408 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,719 My responsibility. 409 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:12,119 And I won't have him suddenly taken away from this "shithole", 410 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,559 particularly as I can have this whole saga wrapped up 411 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,079 in so much red tape that before you're even allowed 412 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,879 to so much as look at Jerry again, 413 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,119 everyone in this room will have passed away, even Evelyn. 414 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,039 Oh, my God. 415 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,840 They're gonna come after you, no matter what. 416 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,720 Don't say I didn't warn you. 417 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,440 Whatever. No. 418 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,319 Wow, Chris. 419 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,439 I didn't realise I was such a valuable asset to GCHQ. 420 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,879 'Asset' is one word for it. 'Leverage' is another. 421 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,039 Imagine how much intel the NSA might be willing to give away 422 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,480 if we held on to you. 423 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,199 Right. So I'm kind of like a ransom. That's cool. 424 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,319 It's still a compliment, right? 425 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,399 Right? 426 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,879 Sorry, Chris, can I just check, 427 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,800 do we still get time off for a honeymoon? 428 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,559 To Chris! 429 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,919 No, no, pick that up! (ALL CHEER) 430 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,359 (PHONE VIBRATES) 431 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,039 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 432 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,360 (ALL TALK LOUDLY) 433 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,960 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 434 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,079 Mary... Mary, we're doing shots. 435 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,080 Hey, come do a shot! Come do a shot.