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Hi, miri. I've got it.
It's amazing!

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He could have been a top surgeon on
harley street

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raking it in by now.
I never wanted that.

4
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You should be proud of him,
and stop being a such a...

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If you really want your wife back,
you need to work hard.

6
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It takes time to forgive someone
properly.

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He was the chief inspector, miri...

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It's me - Tina.

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Tuna? ..And you're the town criminal
with a grudge to bear.

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They're coming for you first.

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You need to go to the police, Mandy.

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The police can come to me
if they want me.

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Fuck! Fuck. Fuck!

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I'm bad news, Billy.

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I think you're a good egg,
who's had some bad luck.

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Waves lap, gentle music

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and you find yourself

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on a beautiful beach
on a warm summer's day.

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Oh, geri, where are you?

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You can hear the waves lapping
gently against the shore...

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..Washing over your worries
and taking them away.

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This is a safe space.

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Your special place.

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Nothing can hurt you here.

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Hi, this is Mandy.
I can't get to the phone right now.

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Please leave a message.

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Mandy, it's me. Erm...

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I can't do this.

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I can't keep waiting for someone
to come and get me

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for something that I didn't do,

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so I am giving you this morning to
do the right thing and to go down

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to the police station and to tell
them the truth about what happened.

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Or, well, I'm going to have to go in
and do that for you.

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Aargh! Aah! Get out! Ow!

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Ow! Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to... how did you...?

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You gave me some keys.

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Oh, yeah. So sorry.

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Your flippers are strong.

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Arm wrestling. Prison.

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Really? Champion.

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Wow! I did not know that about you.

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They both sigh

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well, hello, miri. Hi!

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..To go down to the police
station and to tell them

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the truth about what happened or...

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Well, I'm going to have to go in
and do that for you.

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Tap runs, then stops

48
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thank you.

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Last night was...

50
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That thing you did
with my perineum...

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Right, the girls need
their breakfast, mark. On it. Yes.

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Hey! Guess what's just arrived.

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Only the best waffle maker
on the market.

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That's brekkie sorted.

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High-pitched beep

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sorry, I'm still,
I'm still a bit asleep.

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Billy, I'm trying to say

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that the last time
I saw her was in the lighthouse.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, fucking hell! Fuck!

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Oh!

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If they figure out where it happened
and find geri,

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they'll think I killed him.

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So I, um, I told Mandy
that if she doesn't tell the truth,

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then, I will.

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But they won't believe you.

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Right! Oh, god! Sorry.

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Sorry. But we are not going to mope.

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Ok. There are things that I haven't
done yet but I've longed to do,

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and this...
This could be our last day.

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Don't. Well, morning. Please.
Together. No, no.

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And my last moments of freedom.

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Stop it. It could be. It could be.

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So we are going to make it amazing.

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Oh, yeah. We're going to have fun.
Ok.

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Miri chuckles

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darlings! Oh, god.

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Don't you both look adorable?!
How's my boy?

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Oh, you are so scrawny.

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Oh. He was such a fat little boy.

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And hairy. Like a furball.

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I'm joking. Mouths

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erm, I'm so sorry about...

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Those cheeks.

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Oh. Mum, what are you doing here?

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I was just passing by,

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erm, wanted to see you.

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Again, I am... I'm so sorry...
No need.

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No, but I am,
because it was your birthday.

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60th. Yeah, and I totally...

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Called me a cunt?

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Water under the bridge.

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Right, mum, er...

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Er, miri and I, we're actually go...

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You're not! No, but we are.

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That is so weird!
So am I! What are the chances?!

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What? You're going to the...? Yeah.

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You like Al... love.

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But you hate all... I don't.

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But are you actually going...? Yes.

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That's where I was going.

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I was just on my way.

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Oh. Let's go together! Great.

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Electronic tune

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was that miri?

106
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They've just driven off in convoy
with Billy's mother.

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Very glamorous woman.

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Oh? I heard she's hard work.

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Don't panic, darling,
she's not my type.

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She's no Jane Fonda.

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I can't imagine her
protesting about anything.

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Are you in disguise?

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No. I don't want my hair
to get litter in it.

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You do want to help, don't you,
Caroline?

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I do. I do.

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Let's make hythe green.

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Clean.

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Keys jangle

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engine starts

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keys jangle

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oh! Oh, thanks. They chuckle

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ah!
I can't believe we're actually here!

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Are you happy? Yeah.

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I've always loved them, but I've
never seen them up close before.

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Wonderful!
My little... Furry friends!

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Just, er,
just pretend she's not here. Yeah.

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Love llamas. Alpacas.
What's the difference?

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Er, shorter ears, different hair,
size. All right...

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Completely different temperaments.
Yeah, all right, calm down.

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I really, really love alpacas.
Sorry.

131
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It's all right. She's your mum.
It's important.

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Welcome! Oh! Hi!

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Oh, we only have two booked
for the trek.

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Well, now you have three!

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Oh, right.

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Erm... yes!

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We're not normally open
at this time of year,

138
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but when I heard it was you,
I screamed.

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Oh, no, with excitement -
I wasn't frightened. Good.

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Big fan.

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You're going to love Mimi.

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Mimi, meet miri.

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Hi, Mimi.

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Oh, she looks a bit like you.

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Doesn't she? She does!

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Big eyes.

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Strong fringe.

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Locked up in a pen.

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Caroline! I've found a vessel!

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Alpaca hums
yeah, tell me about it, sister.

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Alpacas are herd animals.

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Not really good at being alone.

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Well, I suppose
you're used to being alone.

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From men.
Mum, I'd appreciate it if you'd...

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No. No, no.
Your girlfriend insulted me

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at my 60th birthday party in front
of all my family and friends.

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And now I'm here, on my best
behaviour,

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walking a camel just so I can get
to know her better. It's alpaca!

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Well, they are related. Cos she sure
as hell seems to think she knows me.

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00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,040
I don't think I know you. I just
didn't like

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how you spoke to your son.

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I imagine some people didn't
particularly like

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how you murdered that girl.
Ah! I did.

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Christ, mum!

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You only just got out of a marriage
to a woman who sent shit in a box.

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And the day after she dies,
you hook up with a serial killer.

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I am not a serial killer! Christ!

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00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,440
A serial killer is a person
who commits a series of murders,

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often with no apparent motive,
and typically

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following a characteristic,
predictable behaviour pattern.

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Thank you! Only, they did just find
that old policeman in the sea.

172
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What policeman? What has she done
now? Nothing! I have done nothing!

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For god's sake, mum!
Why are you here?!

174
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Please keep your voice down. Sorry.

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This is an intervention!

176
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,400
Could you intervene in a whisper,
please?

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An intervention for what?

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This!

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Mum, what are you doing?

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I cannot let you
waste your life

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on yet another terrible toxic
relationship.

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00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,680
Much better. But you don't even
know her!

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00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,280
Sh, you are upsetting Mimi.

184
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,560
She talks about herself
in the third person, Billy.

185
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,160
The woman's a narcissist!

186
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,440
No, this is Mimi! I am miri!

187
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,200
Really?
I couldn't tell the difference.

188
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,680
Will you just stop it?!
She is scheming

189
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and manipulative and domineering.

190
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,440
You're literally describing
yourself!

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00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,880
She's turned you against me,
just like the last one...

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You, you, you,
you turned me against you!

193
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,760
Now, leave her alone!
Just stop it, guys!

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00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,160
Enough! All I wanted was a nice
morning with Billy and...

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00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,080
Alpaca hums urgh! Just...

196
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,960
It was a stupid idea. No, miri!

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Oh! Come on, Mimi.

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It's ok.

199
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,680
Thanks a lot, mum. What?

200
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,080
Righto, in you hop! What?

201
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,640
Well, you're smaller than me.
You can dig around and pass me

202
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,840
anything that should
rightfully be in recycling.

203
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,960
Are you asking me
to climb into a bin?

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00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,320
I'll give you a boost.

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00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,880
Stop it! Oscar, stop it!

206
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,120
Oh, for god's sake, stop it, Oscar!
Why?

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00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,800
What will people think?

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00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,600
Caroline, currently they think
you're a 67-year-old woman

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00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,520
with chlamydia
and a murderer for a daughter.

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00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,720
And those witches hate you again,
anyway.

211
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,120
But, right now, for the very
first time in your life,

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00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,880
you're doing something wonderful
for the world,

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00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,400
and you're still worried
about what people think of you?

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00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,680
You're a prisoner of your own
vanity. No, I'm not!

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00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,680
Yes, you are. Set yourself free!

216
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,600
Imagine what that might feel like

217
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to not give a flying fuck
about all that crap.

218
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,560
Because I don't! Oscar,

219
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you're being a twat!

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A twat!

221
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:43,480
Yes! But I'm a twat with a purpose,
and it feels wonderful!

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00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,600
Oh, go home and hide,
like you always do.

223
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,440
We could have had fun together!

224
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Thank you, Caroline!

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Right.

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00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,240
Back in your cage, then, miri -
oh, Mimi!

227
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,040
You look so alike. Uncanny.

228
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,840
Miri?

229
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,080
Come on, it's time. No.

230
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,400
No, she... She has to go back in now.

231
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,480
But she hasn't done anything wrong.

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Go! Run! Be free!

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00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,080
Oh.

234
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,640
They don't do well out of captivity.

235
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,640
Well, how do you know? She might.
They get overwhelmed.

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00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,200
But she hasn't had a chance!
Miri...

237
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,080
Well, maybe she'd do amazingly.

238
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,920
Maybe she'd... Hold down a job

239
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and have a nice relationship

240
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with some sexual activity.

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Eventually.

242
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,160
And maybe one day she'd go to
one of those islands and she'd lie

243
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,720
on white sand eating Sushi,
cos she hasn't even tried Sushi yet.

244
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,040
Oh, for god's sake.

245
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,680
Lock her up.

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Thank you.

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Wonderful day.

248
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,880
For god's sake!

249
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,720
What are you looking at?!

250
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,600
Keep hythe clean, you dirty bastard!

251
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Oh, oh, oh!

252
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,240
Hello, Laura.

253
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,880
Rubber ducks that sank
off the isle of wight

254
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have been spotted floating across
the English channel on their own.

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Tina! Look who it is.

256
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,120
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I didn't assault her.

257
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,680
She was assaulting the planet!
Yes, she was! And she deserved it.

258
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,960
Mm, two criminals in the same
family? You're just like the wests.

259
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,280
Oh, do what you want with me.

260
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,880
I honestly do not give
a flying fuck!

261
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,280
Charming.
Rich, take her to cell three now.

262
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,560
Come on. I'm going with her!

263
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,520
Door bangs closed

264
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,520
that was fun.

265
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,840
Jane Fonda, eat your heart out.

266
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,320
Ringing tone

267
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,000
vibrates

268
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,640
hi, this is Mandy. Can't... hangs up

269
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,800
no? No.

270
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,960
It might be fine.

271
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,720
They might believe me.

272
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,640
You don't have to do this.

273
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Oh. Have you got any funny faces?

274
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,200
Oh, shit. Hi! No.

275
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,600
Sorry. Oh.

276
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,160
I'm on daddy day-care.

277
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,640
The, the twins are feral.

278
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,880
Can you help?

279
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,520
Fuck off, Dom.

280
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh. Fuck off.

281
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,960
Please.

282
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,760
No, no, put that down.
Your mum will freak!

283
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,640
We could just go. Now.
Get out of here.

284
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,960
I'm sorry, Billy,
but the truth is all I've got.

285
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,440
Hey! Chin up, Buster.

286
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,080
You've given me some life
these past six weeks.

287
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,720
You've made me...

288
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,600
..happy, and I haven't felt that.

289
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,200
I'll, erm, I'll wait for you.

290
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,600
If it all goes wrong.

291
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,520
I will fucking kill you
if you wait for me.

292
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,040
Sorry. Sorry,
but you are not allowed to do that.

293
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,520
I'm pretty loyal. It's like a
problem I have. Not this time.

294
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,960
No! Well, you met my wife.
It's a genuine issue.

295
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,200
Yes.

296
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,000
But you're free from that now,
and you've got an ice-cream van.

297
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,720
The world's yours.

298
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,800
I think you're my person.

299
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,840
I really think you are.

300
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,280
She splutters

301
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,120
oh, god! No...

302
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,400
I take it back!

303
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,680
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I'm disgusting.

304
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,040
Come here.

305
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,040
Ok.

306
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,120
Oh...

307
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,080
Hi, I'm miri Matteson,
and I need to sp...

308
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, we know who you are. Take a
seat. Tina's just with someone. Ok.

309
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,560
Anyways, mate. Sushi.

310
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,240
This some sort of special...
I love it, bro. Honestly, mate.

311
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,800
A bit of wasabi. Yeah? Mm!

312
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,720
Just avoid the crabsticks. Yeah?
Well, it's not even crab at all.

313
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,240
How come? Someone told me.

314
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,920
It's just fish blended together.

315
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,400
Guts, skin, bone.
Ah, disgusting!

316
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,120
The rice don't...

317
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:28,400
♪ I've got a smelly dick
a smelly, smelly dick. ♪

318
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,840
Shut it, Philip.

319
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,040
Yeah, she just turned up
like a sad, little mouse.

320
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,440
All that loss
and, and now I've got to tell her...

321
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,640
Just do it. It's part of the job.

322
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,880
Yes, boss.

323
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,600
Sorry.

324
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,400
Erm.... clears throat

325
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,440
hi. Mrs...

326
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,680
Norah. Mrs Norah.

327
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,880
I'm afraid we found
your husband's...

328
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,840
..Body corpse,

329
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,720
in the sea.

330
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,360
I'm so sorry, mrs Norah.

331
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,760
But he was -
well, and still is -

332
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,360
dead.

333
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,760
I think you better turn that on.

334
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,040
No biggie.

335
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,160
Moral support. Thanks.

336
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,760
♪ I've got a smelly dick. ♪

337
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,560
Yes, you do, my friend.

338
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,600
Are you ok?

339
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,480
Hm.

340
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,280
Oddly enough, this isn't exactly
how I planned my life.

341
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,760
Do you know what I wanted
for my life?

342
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,880
I thought I'd rescue loads of dogs.

343
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,680
Take care of them.

344
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,000
It didn't work out.

345
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,840
I'm a riddle, me.

346
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,600
That's probably why you became
a probation officer, right?

347
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,080
No.

348
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,200
Oh, fucking hell.

349
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,360
But...

350
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,320
Why did you do it?

351
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,160
He was a bully.

352
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,840
I didn't like him very much.

353
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,440
This is what I was wearing.

354
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,760
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go to the loo.

355
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,520
Yeah, yeah. Ok, fine.

356
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:07,080
Er, that... That was mrs boback,
er...

357
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,720
..Confessing...

358
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,240
..To me, to the murder
of her husband.

359
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,120
To me.

360
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,720
Huh!

361
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,880
Oh-huh-ha-huh!

362
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
I got one!

363
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,680
Pssst. Rich!

364
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,400
Rich? Rich!

365
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,080
Rich!

366
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,560
Oh, I've got some jam tarts
in my bag.

367
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,120
Jam tarts.

368
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,120
So much crap in here.

369
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,080
What have I got in here now?
Let me see.

370
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,360
Thank you ever so much!

371
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,880
We're free!

372
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,320
Mum? Dad? Wh...?

373
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,280
What? I'm not allowed to leave
the front desk.

374
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,360
Guess who just got a confession
for the murder of mr boback.

375
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,000
Who? Me!

376
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,440
Ok.

377
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,040
It was his wife. Oh, shi-i-it!

378
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,360
Where is she now?

379
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,000
She's weeing. Because, you know,
old people wee a lot.

380
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,720
You let her go on her own?

381
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,720
Yeah. You just let her walk out?

382
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,120
Yeah. After confessing a murder?

383
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,040
Yeah. But she's old,
she wouldn't do anything bad.

384
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,480
Released under caution.
Your mother made a marvellous stand.

385
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,000
It was quite something.

386
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,720
Sorry, what are you doing here?

387
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,800
Miri Matteson. Come with me.

388
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,400
What's happened? I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.

389
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,880
Is everything ok? Miri?

390
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,520
It didn't take you long, did it?
They won't let you out again.

391
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,760
They don't take kindly
to second offences.

392
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,920
Especially
when you kill a chief inspector.

393
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,840
High-pitched beep

394
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,800
she's not in the loo, rich!

395
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,360
She's not in the loo!
Did you see her? Mrs Norah.

396
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,920
She's gone! She just confessed
to murdering chief inspector John.

397
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,400
She's a murderess. Right, everybody,
out. Out!

398
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,480
Everybody, clear the building!
She's gone!

399
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,080
Tina, you idiot!

400
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,160
Voices fade

401
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,000
"rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! Rich!"

402
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,120
Now what are we going to do?!
Well, get the fucking car! Go!

403
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,520
Oh, my god! I can't remember
her face! What's her face like?

404
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,000
Yeah, the world's your oyster, girl.

405
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,680
Well, apart from Wednesdays at 9am.

406
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,520
Now, you go get him, fido!

407
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,000
Erm, I've got to...
Go. Of course. Love you guys.

408
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,600
What just happened?

409
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,040
I don't really know.

410
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,880
What? Got any screwballs?

411
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,360
Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

412
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,680
What?

413
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,040
I'm off the hook.

414
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,640
What?

415
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,520
What? Yeah.

416
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,480
He sighs

417
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,480
she sighs

418
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,240
ok.

419
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,560
Where are we going?

420
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,560
We're not going home.

421
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,960
Ok.

422
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,280
Let's just drive.

423
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,160
Let's leave this fucking town.

424
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,400
Yeah, but I don't have any pants.
No, neither do I.

425
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,080
Well, apart from the ones
that I'm... yeah. Me too.

426
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,680
We can buy pants. We can.

427
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,520
And we can sleep in this van
if we need to.

428
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,360
Yeah. Yeah. Ok.

429
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,760
What about the supermarket?

430
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,240
Oh, fuck the supermarket. Yeah.

431
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,840
What about your mum?
Oh, fuck my mum! What about Janice?

432
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,000
Fuck jan... oh, no. No,
I-i do actually have to see Janice.

433
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,920
Ok. Ok.

434
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,400
Hey?

435
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,440
Are you ready?

436
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,160
Come on!

437
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,880
♪ Long afloat
on shipless oceans... ♪

438
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,480
it's for miri.

439
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,280
I love you.

440
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,160
Sirens blare

441
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:45,640
♪ I did all my best to smile

442
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,200
♪ till your singing eyes
and fingers... ♪

443
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,520
sirens blare

444
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:59,480
♪ drew me loving to your isle... ♪

445
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,720
electronic tune

446
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,960
♪ and you sang
sail to me, sail to me

447
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,720
♪ let me enfold you

448
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:20,760
♪ here I am, here I am

449
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,280
♪ waiting to hold you... ♪

450
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,680
ha, it's a duck!

451
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200
They laugh

452
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,440
stop! Stop. What, what, what?
I want to drive this bit.

453
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,960
All right, give us that.

454
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,400
Right, good.

455
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,720
Come on. Ready? Yes!

456
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,000
Oh! Oh! They laugh

457
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,840
sorry! One sec.

458
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,800
Engine starts

459
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,640
whoa, whoa, whoa!

460
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,160
♪ Swim to me
let me enfold you

461
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:22,560
♪ here I am, here I am

462
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:30,560
♪ waiting to hold you. ♪

463
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,760
Ice-cream van plays the blue danube