1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: www.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: www.IPTV.CAT.BZ 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,120 Zentropa presents 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: www.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: www.IPTV.CAT.BZ 4 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,640 This world is full of people. 5 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,800 Some are healthy, not ill. Some are men, not women. 6 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,080 Some are wise, not stupid. Beautiful, not ugly. 7 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,160 And some are everything all at once. 8 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,120 Baldur and Arni were both healthy, beautiful and wise. 9 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,960 Sons of the chieftain. 10 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:08,280 After a raid he gave them both an axe with a handle of mother-of-pearl - 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,240 - from the seas on the other side of the world. 12 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,520 But one mild summer day, their village was attacked - 13 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,880 - and everyone sought refuge. 14 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,400 As Baldur was smaller, the heavy axe slowed him down. 15 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,160 Baldur lost his left arm that day - 16 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,720 - and his reality was forever changed. 17 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,480 The feeling of being different and an outcast gnawed at his mind. 18 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,840 Suddenly Baldur forgot who he was. 19 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:04,520 He felt neither healthy, wise nor beautiful anymore. 20 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,840 He was of lesser value than the others. 21 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:14,120 The chieftain, who'd always sworn that under his rule everyone was equal - 22 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,640 - couldn't bear to watch his youngest son perish. 23 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,240 He decided that all boys, men, old and newborn - 24 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,520 - in every village in his realm - 25 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,520 - were to sacrifice their left arm as well. 26 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,200 For he knew that if everyone is broken - 27 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,680 - no one is broken. 28 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,840 And since Baldur's reality couldn't be changed - 29 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,160 - the reality around him had to change instead. 30 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,760 THE LAST VIKING 31 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:33,440 Three to six armed robbers broke into the cash handling firm Loomis. 32 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,320 The robbers were brutal, professional and very targeted. 33 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:42,320 Witnesses saw two SUVs around the time of the robbery... 34 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:48,360 - Anker, they say someone died. - Pack my bag and passport, Freja. Now! 35 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:53,040 Don't, don't... Cut it out! Help me! 36 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,280 - Manfred... - We're barbecuing on the balcony. 37 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,400 Those big hamburgers. 38 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,720 - How was work? - Fine. I have to go away for a while. 39 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,320 - I need you to do something. - Where are you going? 40 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,880 - It's fine. Freja's here. - I want you here, too. 41 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,280 I'll be back. See this key? 42 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,960 I want you to eat this key. 43 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,400 Sometimes you need to hear me out. 44 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,200 When it comes out, swallow it... Wash it first. 45 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:29,800 Then eat it again until things have settled down. Are you listening? 46 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,520 The central station, locker no. 23. You've got the key now. 47 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,640 That locker contains a bag. Get the bag - 48 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,000 - and bury it in the woods near Mom's house by the oak table - 49 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,200 - where we used to celebrate your birthday. 50 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Can you do that for me? You're the only one I can trust, Manfred. 51 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,600 - Can I bury it somewhere else? - Just do it like we planned. 52 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,840 Anker, you'd better come. Anker. 53 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,080 15 YEARS LATER 54 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,800 Who are you, Anker? 55 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,440 I'm Anker. I'm Anker Andersen. 56 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,520 Anker, the model prisoner everyone thinks deserves to be paroled - 57 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,920 - or Anker, who punched an inmate 31 times in the face - 58 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,840 - because he spilt coffee on your sudoku? 59 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:10,000 Or Anker, who took part in a robbery and the murder of Herbert Knudsen? 60 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:15,160 I'm many things, but not a murderer. I've never killed anyone. 61 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,800 I harbored a lot of anger toward many people, my family. 62 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,200 Toward my father because he left us. 63 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,920 Toward my brother... 64 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,160 But I've reined in my temper now. I've got my act together. 65 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:43,320 Any comments about the missing 41.2 million kroner of the loot? 66 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,320 Listen... 67 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,880 We've been over this many times. If I knew where that money was - 68 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,440 - I'd have told you long ago. 69 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,240 Listen... I'm clean and I haven't touched alcohol in 11 years. 70 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:05,080 I'm no longer violent. I don't know what more I can do. 71 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,680 I can only say that I'm a different man now. 72 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,040 WELCOME HOME FROM PRISON ANKER 73 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,720 - Why don't you open? - No, I'll wait a bit. 74 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,000 Could you... 75 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,320 - Hi, dear brother. - Hi. 76 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,040 He bought 60 of your favorite rolls and hasn't slept for a week - 77 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,800 - because you're coming home. 78 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,200 Think there are enough rolls? 79 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,360 Huh, Manfred? 80 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,640 Oh, I forgot. His name's John now. 81 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,640 - Call him John. - Why? 82 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,240 He doesn't want to be called Manfred. Everyone calls him John. 83 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,200 Did you see the flowers? 84 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,360 John gathered and dried them and glued them to the wall. Nice, huh? 85 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:22,320 Yes, very nice. Why the hell don't you want to be called Manfred anymore? 86 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,920 - Now what? - No, John... 87 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,360 Cut it out. 88 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:38,200 You can't come back after all this time expecting everything to be the same. 89 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,040 It all got worse since Mom died. 90 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,960 He missed you so much, and now he thinks you're going away again. 91 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,040 - Apologize to him and promise to stay. - Sure. 92 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,280 I was going to take him on a trip. 93 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,200 - To Mom's house. - That's a great idea. 94 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:01,320 You can stay for a few days. The new owners are Airbnb'ing it. 95 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,360 Just remember to call him John. John? 96 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,920 No, I'm sorry. That became very dramatic. Not my intention. 97 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:30,720 What the hell?! Don't come here. We're done, Flemming. 98 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:35,240 I want all of your money, Anker, or it's all going to go south. 99 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,960 Fuck you. You already got half. 100 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,280 Well, I spent it years ago. 101 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:45,560 I owe a lot of people money and promised to settle it once you got out. 102 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,480 - Oh, I want to punch you again so bad. - How much do you owe? 103 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,600 Give me everything. All 20 million. 104 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,640 Anyway, you have until Monday. 105 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,720 Oh dear. That door frame's fucking dangerous. 106 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,800 Look ... I'll fix it. 107 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,320 I'll bring my tools on Monday. 108 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,640 Want one more? 109 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,280 Yes. Can you eat one more? 110 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,080 - Where did you get that dog? - Freja can't see it. 111 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,720 It's ours now if you stay. Will you? 112 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:32,200 Do you want to go swimming with me and the dog? Do you? 113 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,040 Anyway, we have a new dog now. 114 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,560 Give me the dog. Bente's downstairs. 115 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:46,680 - Give it to me. Bente's downstairs. - What dog are you on about? 116 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:51,840 - That dog, for crying out loud! - Oh, it must have snuck up on me. 117 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,680 I guess it wants to live here. I'd better make some water - 118 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,920 - if it wants to live with us and not stupid Bente. 119 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:04,680 It's not her dog. It's another dog altogether. It loves me and Anker now. 120 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,280 Give it to me. Bente's going to call the police. 121 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,000 No police. Give her the dog, Manfred! 122 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,320 Call him John, goddammit. 123 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,720 Who cares anyway?! 124 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,600 He keeps taking people's dogs. The neighbors are fed up with him. 125 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,760 You have to call him John. 126 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,560 I forgot last week and he stabbed himself in the thigh with a meat fork. 127 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,480 No, John... John. 128 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,280 If I stand in front of the oak table, facing the house - 129 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,040 - where did you bury the bag? 130 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,280 Cut it out, Manfred. 131 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:52,840 - I don't know who you're talking to. - Cut it out. I'm sick of it. 132 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,600 - Why do you want to be John? - I'm John. 133 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,880 - But why? - Why are you Anker? 134 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,760 I don't care what you think. I'm John. 135 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,760 John Lennon. 136 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,440 - John Lennon? - John W. Lennon. 137 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,360 Oh, fuck off! 138 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,400 What the hell's going on? 139 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,720 You don't even look like him. The glasses aren't even right. 140 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:27,520 We're saving up for them. You'll just have to accept it, or... 141 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,600 Or what? You'll stab yourself in the head with a fondue fork? 142 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:36,600 I could kill myself with a fondue fork. A grim way to die. Many have done it. 143 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:41,480 These past 60 days, I've been planning on doing it. But we never eat fondue. 144 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,560 Cut it out, Manfred. Now tell me where... 145 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,080 - Is he okay? - Who? 146 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,960 My brother, Manfred Andersen. Jumped out of a car. 147 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,960 Andersen? Merely superficial wounds. 148 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,560 Can I take him home? He shouldn't be in the psych ward. 149 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:27,600 Well, we have to keep him as it was a suicide attempt - 150 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,320 - but slip me a large bill and he's yours. 151 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,440 - I have to bribe you to take him home? - Oh dear, are you offended? 152 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,520 I'm joking. 153 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,880 Your brother's in room 8C. 154 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,440 Are you okay? 155 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,360 Can you sit in a car? 156 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,440 I get it. 157 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,640 You've missed me. 158 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,280 You're confused and hurt because I haven't been there. 159 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,440 Yes... but I'm here now. 160 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,520 Come on. 161 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,960 I really need you to get a grip and show me to the bag, okay? 162 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,040 We'll hang out afterwards. Okay, Manfred? 163 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,680 Are you okay? 164 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,280 Can I hold it? 165 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,840 Yes, yes. Away from that stupid lady. 166 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,560 Dissociative identity disorder. 167 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,280 The rest of us have one reality - 168 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,320 - but Manfred switches between several personalities and realities. 169 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,880 Now he's stuck in an alter ego as the musician John Lennon. 170 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,720 I have to take him with me. I need to talk to him. 171 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,880 The real Manfred. 172 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,120 I understand, you've missed him, but Manfred will have to stay here. 173 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,240 Why? He hasn't hurt anyone. 174 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:45,160 He's attempted suicide several times and stolen nine dogs since October. 175 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,720 Manfred knows who he is. He's always been different. This is just an act. 176 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:54,200 Frankly speaking, we're looking at a year-long process - 177 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,480 - of therapy and medication. 178 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:02,480 Some patients remain their alter ego for the rest of their lives. 179 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:07,000 One thing we do know is that dissociative identity disorder stems - 180 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,680 - from past traumatic experiences. 181 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,320 It could be 10, 20 or 30 years ago. 182 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,880 Manfred! 183 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,280 What the fuck are you doing? He's going to kill us. 184 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,720 The axe stays there. Take off the helmet. We have to go to school. 185 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:05,320 - No, I'm going on a raid. - No. Stop being so weird. 186 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,280 You're too old. They're all laughing at you. 187 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,240 You're not a Viking. 188 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,240 Vikings don't exist. 189 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,080 But I exist. 190 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,720 Anker, are you in there? 191 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:42,600 Well, if it isn't the head of the anti-fraud squad. Eight bitters, please. 192 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,280 Lothar Nielsen, from the psych ward. Remember me? 193 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,720 - Sure. - Are you taking your brother sailing? 194 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,120 No, he's in the secure unit. 195 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,800 Well, perhaps it's for the best. 196 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,200 Have they diagnosed him? 197 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:03,320 - Dissociative identity... - Dissociative identity disorder. 198 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,800 - You got eight bitters for yourself? - Always. Any more would look excessive. 199 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,720 Dissociative identity disorder is a crappy diagnosis. I'm sorry. 200 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,240 It's insane. 201 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,880 He thinks he's John Lennon. 202 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,280 I met a Michael Laudrup in the secure unit once. 203 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:34,160 Sometimes he was Jesus or John Wayne. The chef never knew what to serve him. 204 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,960 There's still a patient in Amager who thinks he's Ringo Starr. 205 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:44,880 All we need is Paul and George, and we can get the band back together. 206 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,840 I don't get it. Why does he have a meltdown now that I'm back? 207 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,760 - He ought to be happy to see me. - That's just it. 208 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,440 He could manage his other identity because there wasn't any conflict - 209 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,680 - between his self-image and his close surroundings. 210 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,040 I don't get it. 211 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,600 If I go around claiming to be Napoleon - 212 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,000 - my surroundings will take me for a fool. 213 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,840 This will have a negative impact on my self-image - 214 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:19,600 - but if we put me in a copy of Versailles and hire 200 servants - 215 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,520 - give me an army, horses and teach me French - 216 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:27,840 - then shouting I'm Napoleon won't be odd, and my self-image will remain intact. 217 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,640 If his surroundings accept that Manfred is John Lennon, all is well. 218 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,080 All the neighbors call him John. He writes fucking autographs. 219 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,840 Exactly! 220 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:42,200 I can't just pretend he's John Lennon. Wouldn't that be wrong? 221 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,480 Where have you been the last 20 years? 222 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,160 When IKEA opened their first showroom, they had 46 product numbers. 223 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,080 Today they have 12,000 products to choose from. Everyone's unique. 224 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,480 Everyone's entitled to their own unique reality. 225 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,480 Surely, you can get past calling your brother John Lennon? 226 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,920 Great, you're up. Here you go. 227 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,320 A shirt for you. 228 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:53,640 - How long have I been asleep? - I checked if Ringo was still admitted. 229 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,480 - Ringo? - Try to stay with me. 230 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,800 Look. 231 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:05,480 Anton Wulf Espersen was admitted in July 1996 to Amager Psychiatric Center. 232 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:10,560 He believes he's the drummer Ringo Starr of The Beatles. 233 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:15,800 - It was your idea, so I checked... - What was my idea? 234 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,520 To reunite The Beatles to immerse Manfred in his own reality. 235 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:24,600 But Paul McCartney and George Harrison were tricky. There are none in Denmark. 236 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,600 I was on the verge of giving up - 237 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,160 - but look who I found in Sweden. 238 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,840 Allow me to present Hamdan Falk Sjöberg - 239 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:39,120 - admitted to department 53 at the North Stockholm Psychiatric Ward. 240 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,800 Guess who Hamdan's other identities are. 241 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,640 - Paul McCartney? - Sir Paul McCartney... 242 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,200 I'm sure is Hamdan's preference. 243 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,240 But he's more than that. Hamdan switches between 40 identities. 244 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,200 Iron Man, Gustav Mahler, Schopenhauer - 245 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,400 - Davy Crockett, Heinrich Himmler - 246 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,960 - and guitar player George Harrison. How d'you like that? 247 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,840 - He's both McCartney and Harrison? - Yes, but not at the same time. 248 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,480 Isn't that fabulous? We get two Beatles in one. 249 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,880 And Iron Man. I'd love to have a beer with him. 250 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,680 Why are you telling me this? 251 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,520 We're gathering the band around Manfred to make his reality real. 252 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,440 Remember? Napoleon. 253 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,360 When we picked up Manfred, you said finding a studio would add credibility. 254 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,560 - Did we pick up Manfred? - How drunk were you?! 255 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,320 You punched a hospital guard repeatedly in the face when we discharged him. 256 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:40,560 - We must address your anger issues. - Where is Manfred now? 257 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,680 I gave him 60 mg of Diazepam. 258 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,600 - When will he wake up? - In five-six hours. 259 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:59,080 Let's go to Amager and pick up Ringo then to Sweden and get Paul George - 260 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,520 - and on to your mom's house and build a rehearsal room. 261 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,640 I'll conduct a clinical study, monitor the process... 262 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,200 - What did I say about my mom's house? - It sounds ideal to trigger his memory. 263 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,640 We'll stop by IKEA for materials for the studio. 264 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,240 Go away from me. Fuck off. 265 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,720 We'll drop IKEA and just go. 266 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,000 Listen to me. Stay away! 267 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:26,000 Wait... You're overreacting. Disproportionally. 268 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,880 Hey. 269 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,920 We're here. 270 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,760 We're at Mom's house. 271 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,920 We'll sleep here - 272 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,520 - and then you'll take me to the bag in the morning. Okay? 273 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,880 Good. 274 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,800 Hi there. Welcome. I'm Margrethe. 275 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,560 - Hi. Anker. - John. 276 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,320 I'll show you to your rooms. 277 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,960 No need. We lived here as kids. 278 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:27,040 How nice. Well, join us for dinner, then. 279 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,800 I don't think so. Manfred can't handle crowds. 280 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,040 Manfred? He said his name was John. 281 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,160 Anker, I'm really, really hungry. 282 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,880 Lovely. 283 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,400 Lots of great museums have opened up here. 284 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,840 We're just going to go walking in the woods - 285 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,000 - and... dig for worms for fishing. 286 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,320 No. 287 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,600 - A glass of grape juice instead? - No. 288 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,320 How can you two be married, when he's so ugly and you're so good-looking? 289 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,640 Is that why you don't have kids? Because he's so ugly? 290 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,640 - Not now. - What kind of a question is that? 291 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,760 Are you a complete idiot? 292 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,160 - Tell her to apologize, Anker. - No. 293 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,920 She's been calling me that all day. It'll go on for years. 294 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,680 You should apologize to me and Werner. 295 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,280 Why? I didn't lie. 296 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,360 But I can. I can call you ugly. 297 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,440 Isn't she butt-ugly, Anker? 298 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:35,360 - Get out. Leave our house now! - Calm down. He's got a diagnosis. 299 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,880 Since he was a child, Manfred has felt persecuted... 300 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,080 I'm sorry. We didn't know about your diagnosis. I do apologize. 301 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,760 - You should've told us. - You clobbered him before he could. 302 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,920 - Well, she's a boxer. - Don't use your boxing skills at home! 303 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,280 It was a tiny jab. 304 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,640 - I'll have that glass of grape juice now. - Yes. Sorry. 305 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,720 So, Anker, are you a jazz buff? 306 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,360 Maybe you should... briefly explain what happened to your face. 307 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,720 - It makes it easier for people... - No need. 308 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,520 I'd like to hear it. Why are you ugly? 309 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:25,160 - I don't mind talking about it. - The short version, please. 310 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,880 It was a perfectly ordinary Friday. We were expecting 10 dinner guests. 311 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,080 Do you have 10 dinner guests every Friday? Why? 312 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,760 - No. And we only had eight guests. - Anyway, everything was ready. 313 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,040 The Montepulciano was breathing, the roast was in the oven... 314 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,240 Oh, we still ate meat then. Many years ago. 315 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,200 I went out to get two bell peppers for a salad - 316 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,640 - that Margrethe asked me to make. 317 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,840 - His story keeps changing. - What's wrong this time? 318 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,800 It was stuffed peppers. We were trying out an Afghan recipe I found online. 319 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,920 I'd had the rug pulled out from under me that Friday, because I finally - 320 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,720 - after years of internal struggle, had decided to drop my modeling career. 321 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:14,120 But Werner saw he'd only bought eight bell peppers, so we were two short. 322 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:19,080 As I was saying, I went out to buy two extra bell peppers. 323 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:24,040 Why do you both shop and cook? Doesn't she lift a finger? 324 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,200 Buying two bell peppers isn't a major undertaking. 325 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,800 It proved to be, because it cost me my entire face. 326 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:38,120 Well, I gave up my career and my life so you could design your collection. 327 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,720 - What collection is this, Anker? - A unique collection. 328 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,080 Skin and fur products. I put a lot of work into it. 329 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,360 Werner's been a clothes designer for 40 years but nothing was ever produced. 330 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:54,480 Now he's given it up in favor of writing a children's book - 331 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,040 - but that's not working out either. 332 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,600 - Not true. - Isn't it? 333 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:04,200 - I was relating how I got disfigured. - Yes, go back to that story. 334 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,680 Precisely, thanks. Sorry. 335 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:13,000 I was parking my car. I still smoked then, so I put a cigarette in my mouth - 336 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,960 - grab the shopping list, and as I open the door - 337 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,120 - the air bag explodes. Bang! 338 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,680 Manufacturing defect. Welcome to hell! 339 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,240 Why did you bring a shopping list when you only needed two bell peppers? 340 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,440 We needed a few other things, too. But that's irrelevant. 341 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:38,120 - So the cigarette embers hit your face? - Yes. They're 1,400 degrees C. 342 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,960 And a Peugeot 107 air bag deploys at 300 km/h, smothering my face in embers. 343 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,280 I lost 40% of the skin in my facial area. 344 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,640 - Dinner was great. I think we'll... - Some good did come of it. 345 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,640 Peugeot paid me damages - 346 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,880 - because it also cost me my ability to design. 347 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,320 Why? 348 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,720 When you're a clothes designer - 349 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,040 - it's crucial to see the world through other people's eyes. 350 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:15,360 You pretend to be someone else. But if you don't know who you are - 351 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,960 - and I suddenly didn't... 352 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,760 I was existentially confused, and my entire design career turned to ashes. 353 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,760 What career? 354 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,080 You've never designed as much as a sock that anyone would ever wear. 355 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,600 You've spent eight years on a children's book that you'll never finish either. 356 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:40,360 It's very upsetting when you say such atrocities in front of our guests. 357 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,560 - I'm just telling the truth. - Oh, I could tell a few truths as well! 358 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,400 She was a hand model for a Kahlúa ad back in 1987. 359 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,280 That sums it up! 360 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,400 Oh well, that's that. 361 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,080 But what a waste. 362 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,120 All for two measly bell peppers. 363 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,520 And the other items on the shopping list. 364 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 That were irrelevant. 365 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,520 Yes. 366 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,120 - Thanks. - Thanks for a super evening. 367 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:30,400 Anker, look. We found these in the wall when we remodeled. 368 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,920 Did you carve these figures? 369 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:40,200 No, Manfred did during his Viking obsession. 370 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,840 Are you okay? 371 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,840 Yes, I'm just tired. 372 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,720 - Sleep well. - Okay. 373 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,280 What time are we going fishing tomorrow, Anker? 374 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,400 First, we'll go digging for worms. Where we celebrated our birthdays. 375 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,840 - Remember? - No. 376 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,560 But then I celebrated all my birthdays in Liverpool. 377 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:35,200 But I'd love to go fishing. I just don't want to go through the woods. 378 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,080 And if we're going to look for some bag, I'm going straight home. 379 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,720 No, we'll look for worms. 380 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,480 You don't know what it's like to be me. Everyone wants to be me. 381 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,120 People really like me. 382 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,000 - Because you're John? - Yes. 383 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,000 Because I'm John. 384 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,360 You had one job. To make sure they wouldn't mock your brother at school. 385 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,720 I didn't know he'd brought it. 386 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,640 - It was just for fun. - For fun? 387 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,320 Is it fun for Freja to be bullied every day because her brother's like this? 388 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,080 Is it fun when he carves runes all over the house? 389 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,840 Does Mom think it's fun to go to school meetings when everyone laughs at us? 390 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,920 Manfred is very ill, Anker, and he needs help. 391 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,480 And you didn't help him today, did you? 392 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,440 Manfred didn't choose to be a Viking. 393 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,440 Manfred, get up. 394 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,480 - Let's go straight to the lake. - We need to get worms first. 395 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,200 - I don't like it here. It's cold. - Stop saying that. Come on. 396 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,720 I don't want to be here. 397 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,680 I don't like it here, Anker. It's so cold. 398 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,560 Take it easy. 399 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,840 Nice and easy. 400 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:04,960 My brother and I always celebrated our birthdays at that table. 401 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,480 We don't have to go fishing. Let's just go back to the house. 402 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,480 - Or go back home to Freja? - Easy now. 403 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,680 I don't want to be here either. But we can't leave without the bag. 404 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,520 I need that bag, Manfred. 405 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,840 - John, sorry. - Bags, bags, bags! 406 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,600 All you ever talk about is bags! 407 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,240 Cut it out! 408 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,680 You marked the spot with a Viking rune? 409 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,080 Fucking jackass. What if someone saw it? 410 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200 You're such a moron sometimes. 411 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,160 Just go. 412 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,680 I don't need you anymore. Go! 413 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,720 - What the hell is this? - It's Balder. 414 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,760 Balder? 415 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,760 Our dog. 416 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,800 Don't you remember him? 417 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,920 How the hell do you remember if you're John? 418 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,320 Huh? 419 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,640 It's all an act. You're lying! 420 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,880 - Let go! I don't want to be here. - Help me, for fuck's sake! 421 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,360 - I never want to go here again! - Stop. 422 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,080 - Let go or I'll kill myself with fire! - Calm down. 423 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,080 Okay, I'm letting go, but you're staying here - 424 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,800 - and we'll have a calm talk. Okay? 425 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,320 Promise? 426 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,400 I'm letting go. 427 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,080 Fucking idiot! 428 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,960 Crap! 429 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,800 Hi. 430 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,280 Did you and Manfred get into a fight at school? 431 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,560 The older boys beat him up. 432 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,360 Was he wearing his Viking clothes and helmet again? 433 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,280 Mrs. Sejersen told me there were two Vikings in the yard today. 434 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,280 I didn't want him to feel alone. I just wore a helmet. 435 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,800 They beat him up every day. It's worse now that he doesn't bring his axe. 436 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,480 - They're no longer afraid of him. - I trusted you. 437 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,760 - A week ago, you swore you'd help! - Sorry. 438 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,560 Manfred suffers from a very, very bad illness - 439 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,960 - and it only makes it worse if you play along with his sick reality! 440 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,600 It was a mistake. It won't happen again. 441 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,240 I promise. 442 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,680 It's too late. 443 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,120 So now you'll both have to learn - 444 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,600 - that reality can be very painful. 445 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,560 Go to the ranger - 446 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,000 - hand over Balder and wait while he puts him down. 447 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,400 Puts him down? 448 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,960 Balder is being put down today because of your actions. 449 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,240 - Balder hasn't done anything. - Stop crying, you little faggot. 450 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,640 If you want to be a Viking, then accept - 451 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,480 - that a Viking doesn't feel sorry for himself or anyone else. 452 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,600 A Viking learns to live with his destiny. 453 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,920 Today, you're going to learn that every act you'll ever perform in life - 454 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,640 - has consequences. 455 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,880 So go to the ranger - 456 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,240 - and bring back Balder's dead body - 457 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,360 - and we'll give him a nice funeral. 458 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,920 - What's going on? - Your friend got the whole band together. 459 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,040 The bearded guy says he'll teach me to play the guitar. Join us, Anker. 460 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,040 Why didn't you say your friends were coming? What a fabulous project. 461 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,480 Margrethe and I are totally behind you. We are die-hard Beatles fans. 462 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,200 Die-hard! 463 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,640 I'll fix some more power and whatever else you need. 464 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,080 Thanks, Werner. 465 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,360 - What the hell are you doing? - Not now. We drove all night. 466 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,400 Everyone is eager to start rehearsing. 467 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,880 Meet Paul George all the way from Sweden. 468 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,200 Ringo here is mute, which they omitted from his medical file. 469 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,480 - This is John's assistant, Anker... - I already told some of you. 470 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:17,400 I want everyone to understand that I'm only doing this if you guarantee - 471 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,520 - you weren't involved in the Holocaust. 472 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,360 Without that guarantee, I'm out! 473 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:29,320 And we're talking about the real Holocaust, in Germany. 474 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,960 Well, none of us were. Isn't that right, Anker? 475 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,200 You don't look one bit like John Lennon. 476 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,880 Well, you don't look like any of those who you are. 477 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,480 The secret to playing the guitar is to think like a beaver. 478 00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,240 - Are beavers good guitar players? - Nobody does it better. 479 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,600 I shot my first beaver when I was three. 480 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,360 - Load them in your retard bus and go. - It's a lot but consider the potential. 481 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,200 It's a valid psychiatric experiment... 482 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,400 - You can't make a band with loonies! - That's not for you to decide. 483 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,640 Come again?! 484 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,320 Relax... Relax! 485 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,520 Anker, I'm dying! 486 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,800 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tell you. 487 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,360 But I've got advanced prostate cancer. 488 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,800 This is my last chance to achieve anything - 489 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,960 - in the field to which I after all devoted... 490 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,280 ... my entire life. 491 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,360 I'm sorry to hear that but you can't be here. 492 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,440 You're making a big mistake. 493 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,360 I'm certain that it's your best chance to get Manfred back. 494 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,400 But I'm throwing in the towel. I can't do this anymore. 495 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,640 Lothar. 496 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:10,160 - If we do it, when will he be himself? - You'll see progress very soon. 497 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:14,040 As soon as they've rehearsed a few of their early songs. 498 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,120 - Are you sure? - Yes. You won't regret it. 499 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,640 - There's something else. - Yes? 500 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,200 Manfred remembered where our dog was buried. 501 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:32,160 He's in touch with his real self's subconscious. That's a good sign. 502 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,560 But... I didn't know we had a dog. 503 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:41,320 I forgot all about it. Isn't it weird to forget something like that? 504 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,280 The brain forgets trifles. It's perfectly normal. 505 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,560 What if it isn't trifles? What if it's important stuff? 506 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,880 Even more normal! But... that's a long talk. 507 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,840 Focus on the band and getting Manfred back. 508 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,960 Just wait till you see Paul George play. He's fantastic. 509 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,920 - Come and join us, Margrethe. - No, I will not. 510 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,000 You're being very rude. 511 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,160 It's madness! Listen to them. 512 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:38,080 - Shouldn't they play the same song? - We mustn't interfere in their process. 513 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,880 But still... 514 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,800 I can't play when the ugly man says I'm bad. 515 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:48,240 - No, no, everyone's equally good. - Don't lie. I'm know I'm not that good. 516 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,120 You will just have to play worse so nobody pities me. 517 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:55,880 Nobody pities anyone here. All I see is potential and a shitload of talent. 518 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,480 Exactly. All of us are the best. 519 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,400 This is all Anker's idea, but he doesn't go around saying he's better than us. 520 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,320 He knows that an idea can only succeed through teamwork. 521 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,200 An idea isn't just an idea. You need the right logistics - 522 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,320 - you need the manpower and you need a plan. 523 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,880 So, a little like the Holocaust? 524 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,720 - Then I'm out! - No, IKEA would be a better example. 525 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,600 Let's take it from the top. 526 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,640 Stop, stop, no, stop! 527 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,640 It doesn't sound good. We have to play together. 528 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,760 Okay? 529 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,720 - E major. Follow my lead. - Now what? 530 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,800 - Is he turning into McCartney? - Yes, he's switching identity. 531 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:04,480 It's a fantastic thing to see. He's switching from George to Paul. 532 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,800 I think. 533 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:23,040 Oh, I forgot to mention. Hamdan also thinks he's Björn from ABBA. 534 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,920 He also thinks he's Heinrich Himmler, which got us into trouble on the ferry - 535 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,480 - but it passes quickly. He'll switch to George soon. Or Paul. 536 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,560 This is so frustrating. 537 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,200 - We don't want to listen to this. - Stop it. 538 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,960 When IKEA opened their first store in Denmark in 1969 - 539 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,400 - it was a bit of a mess. 540 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:17,920 It was before the barcode, and their sales model was new. 541 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:23,360 But they had faith in their project, just like we have faith in this. 542 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:28,880 The band is back together. We can feel we're among the best of the best - 543 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,440 - and the villagers will feel it too, because I just paid the admission fee - 544 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:39,080 - of 250 kroner for the talent show at the inn. 545 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,920 It's not a grand job, but we're not above crawling before we can walk. 546 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,280 Slowly, we'll work our way to the top. 547 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,000 Just like IKEA. Cheers! 548 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,120 Cheers. 549 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:57,400 - Will we be playing for a real audience? - No, just a bunch of beavers. 550 00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:03,240 240 highly musical beavers that will clap along to all the songs. 551 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,640 - But isn't that dangerous? - Sure. 552 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,080 If you get stage fright, just imagine an audience of beavers. I always do. 553 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:22,880 - Seriously, stop playing that. - No, Björn told me to rehearse. 554 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,840 I'll ask Lothar if you can play the bass. Would you like that? 555 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,200 I'm better at the mosquito song. 556 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,720 - How can a mute snore that loud? - The deaf dream with sound, too. 557 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,160 And the blind dream in color. I dream in German. 558 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,320 - Okay? - But not because of the Holocaust. 559 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,200 I never dream about that because I wasn't involved in it. 560 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,560 Damn my Aryan origins. 561 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,920 As a young man, I dyed my hair black. 562 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,120 And wore dark contacts. 563 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:25,280 Listen... Go to sleep. You're tired, Paul George. 564 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:31,160 There's no Paul George here. Only Björn. Accept it. 565 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:36,080 Let's go to sleep and tomorrow we'll find out who we are. 566 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,640 Great, great. Thank you very much. 567 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:32,120 You've nailed that one, so we don't need to play it anymore. 568 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:36,120 - Aren't they going to play Beatles? - All in good time, Werner. 569 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:40,360 Let's take a deep breath. 570 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,800 And exhale through your nose. There you go. 571 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,000 Let's play one of John's songs, "With a Little Help from my Friends". 572 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:54,440 - Werner's suggestion. - I don't get that song. 573 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,800 It has no depth. No layers. 574 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,280 - What's that? - It has no layers. 575 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,120 Oh, fuck off! You just sang about a banana. 576 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,280 He can't talk to me, because then I'm out! 577 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,520 Let's calm down and be nice to each other. 578 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:15,200 John, tell us what "With a Little Help from My Friends" is all about. 579 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,000 I wasn't told I'd have to answer stuff. 580 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,040 What is everyone afraid of? 581 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,720 What do we fear most of all? 582 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,800 - Vikings. - The Holocaust. 583 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,760 Yes, perhaps. 584 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,560 But what do we fear even more? I'll give you a hint. 585 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:37,200 IKEA employees have a "code 99". 586 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,480 It's when a child can't find its parents - 587 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,240 - because one of the worst things that can happen to a child is - 588 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,840 - when it thinks it's all alone. 589 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,320 - Hamdan? - The song is about lost kids in IKEA. 590 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,920 I also think it's about kids living in IKEA. 591 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,760 And that's exactly right. 592 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:04,240 "With a Little Help from My Friends" is about how you're never alone. 593 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,520 You always have someone you trust - 594 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,640 - and who'll always be there no matter what. 595 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,960 Have you got someone you trust, John - 596 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,840 - but whom you fear might leave you? 597 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,880 Let's play something else. 598 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,600 Sorry. That turned out very dramatic. Not my intention. 599 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,080 Do you know who I am? 600 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,440 People call me Friendly Flemming. 601 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,640 Do you know where Anker is? 602 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,800 Get up. 603 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,160 Let's go upstairs and wait for him. We'll work it all out. Come on. 604 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:43,320 Everyone wants to be someone else. The young want to be old and vice versa. 605 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,440 - It's always been like that. - How will playing ABBA help them? 606 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,920 After 20 years of jazz, we can stand hearing some ABBA. 607 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,360 - Oh, so jazz is wrong now? - Well, listening to it like we do. 608 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:59,520 In silence with red wine and analyses. We have idiots written all over. 609 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,200 Hearing Paul George singing ABBA these past days has given me more - 610 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,680 - than I've felt in a long time. 611 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,320 He's called Björn. He'll kill himself if you call him that again. 612 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,400 - Sorry. - You can't just choose your own name. 613 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,680 It's something you earn or are given by your parents. 614 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,120 I can't just call myself King Werner or Werner Giant Cock. It must reflect reality. 615 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:24,520 Leave some space for the rest of us. 616 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,480 If everything's of equal value, nothing has value. 617 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,200 Jazz and The Beatles are better than ABBA. 618 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,600 Healthy is better than ill, thin better than fat. These are objective truths - 619 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:38,760 - that can't be disputed by feelings. Without a common reality, there's nothing. 620 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,280 It's madness, Margrethe. 621 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,040 Look at yourself. You won't stand by yourself after hearing a song. 622 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:52,680 I think Margrethe just wants to be accepted for who she is. Am I right? 623 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,960 When you look like me, nobody accepts you for who you are. 624 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,080 People assume beautiful people are stupid. 625 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,400 Not until I hooked up with Werner, did people start taking me seriously. 626 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:11,080 When they saw that I wasn't after looks, personality or money - 627 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,080 - but rather sought an intellect that I could relate to. 628 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,480 I know exactly what you mean. I've been in many relationships - 629 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:24,120 - where I soon realized they didn't take me for my inner qualities. 630 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:29,080 They just wanted a trophy boyfriend with the perfect Scandinavian look. 631 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,520 My blond hair and my blue eyes have always been a curse. 632 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,520 What are you digging for? 633 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,560 Worms. 634 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,040 - With a metal detector? - Well, yes, I... 635 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,080 I like to dig. Seeing what I find. 636 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:02,040 Okay. Then we're down to zero normal people in the house. 637 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:10,120 Listen, I think it's just fantastic the way you look after your brother. 638 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,920 This whole band thing - 639 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,000 - and bringing him back here. 640 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,400 - Well, I'll carry on digging. - Sure. 641 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,960 - Don't let me interrupt. - Good. 642 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,280 - I've got another 4 km to go. - What? 643 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,960 - I've got another 4 km to go. - Right. Okay. 644 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,320 He's not answering. 645 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,280 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. We'll just cut off a finger. 646 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,080 - No, please don't. - Relax and take a deep breath. 647 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,840 Please do something else. Beat me up some more. 648 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,440 Please stop crying. 649 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,280 I'm sorry. 650 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,440 Isn't there something I can do? I'll do anything. 651 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:17,480 Will you put up your hair so you look like a little boy laborer? 652 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,560 Sure, I can do that. 653 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:27,720 - Just let me go to the bathroom. - Of course. We're both adults. 654 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:33,560 If you try to escape... I'll kill you. 655 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,200 Sure. Sure. 656 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,520 Who are you going to call? 657 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,280 That was a dumb move. 658 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,960 No...! You're dead! 659 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:32,000 It's impossible to make a new story for a children's book. Everything's taken. 660 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,720 2010 TRUCK ROBBERY MONEY STILL MISSING 661 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,680 I have lots of good characters, but... 662 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,520 ... I need something to create a unique universe. 663 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,440 Over 1,900 children's books have a duck as the protagonist. Ridiculous. 664 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,960 - Sew something instead. It's been ages. - Sew what? 665 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:57,040 For the guys. They've been wearing the same clothes since they got here. 666 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,000 41.7 million kroner never found 667 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:16,840 I like Björn. He says I can be a great guitar student. 668 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,920 Are you sad? 669 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,280 If you're sad, you can sleep in my bed. 670 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:39,320 Do you realize how much I've done for you? 671 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,440 Please help me out here. 672 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,760 Hi. 673 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:49,280 - That's not your axe. - No, it's probably yours. 674 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,600 It came with the house. 675 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,520 - Do you want it? - It must stay in the shed. 676 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,120 Okay. 677 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,280 It belongs up there. 678 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,520 Oh right. 679 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,400 I can see that. 680 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,160 There we go. 681 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,000 Did you make those signs everywhere? 682 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,320 They aren't signs. They're runes. 683 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:35,480 There's a lot of your old... Viking stuff. 684 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,360 Look here. 685 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,720 I'm cold. 686 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,680 I don't want to be here. 687 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,480 Would you like some hot chocolate? 688 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,920 What's Anker looking for in the woods? 689 01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:00,440 He told me it's a lot of money, so you can tell me. 690 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,600 It's weird you keep asking, when I don't know. 691 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,120 Why can't Anker find the money? 692 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,640 He doesn't remember a thing. Not even how to place a rune. 693 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,160 Place a rune? What does that mean? 694 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,880 When you have a secret, you place a rune. After a raid, marking the loot. 695 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,880 And Anker wants you to place a rune nearby? 696 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:32,120 I'd love to see you place a rune. Will you show me? 697 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,320 Do you think I'm crazy? I'm not crazy. Anker's the crazy one. 698 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:41,120 He doesn't even remember Balder or anything. He's the crazy one. 699 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,800 Margrethe? 700 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,120 - Come see what I've sewn. - Not right now, Werner. 701 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,240 Now, Margrethe. 702 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,840 Now! 703 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,160 Excuse me. 704 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:41,840 I may alter this. I'm unsure about the colors. The light changes them. 705 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:45,480 This is dyed beaver. Can we keep the clothes for private use? 706 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,880 I'll have to check the tax regulations. 707 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,160 - Good morning, Anker. - Good morning. Good morning, John. 708 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,040 Have you seen Werner's creations? 709 01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:59,000 Everyone insists I get an outfit as well, so I yielded. 710 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,640 It's my desperate nudge towards Beatles. 711 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,880 McCartney invented Sergeant Pepper when they tired of being themselves. 712 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,720 - A brand-new identity. - You probably think it's silly. 713 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,440 But this'll work. I promise. 714 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:15,280 I think it's absolutely brilliant. 715 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,880 We're headed in the right direction. Keep it up. 716 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,320 Will do. 717 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,640 - Good morning. - Morning. 718 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,400 I know you're looking for the money. 719 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,000 John told me all about it. 720 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,840 Relax, I'm not gonna call the police. 721 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,920 Why not? 722 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,840 Because I want the same as you. 723 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,440 Okay. 724 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,080 - And what do I want? - To get away. 725 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,880 But you can't find the money. 726 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,680 I think I can persuade John to tell us where it is. 727 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,280 Us? 728 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,440 Let's stop playing games, Anker. 729 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,000 - What games? - Cut it out. 730 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,920 I've seen you looking at me ever since you guys arrived. 731 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:22,200 I don't blame you for thinking I'm out of your league, but... 732 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:26,800 Werner and I haven't been happy for many years. 733 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,200 Okay? You don't show it. 734 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,720 It's just a facade. 735 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,080 I'll go away with you. 736 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,840 You told Margrethe about the money?! 737 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:54,160 No. I only told her about runes. 738 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:58,880 - You just got a lot of money. - Tell me where the rest is! It's over! 739 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,760 Here comes Freja. 740 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,200 Freja! 741 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:17,280 - Are you sure he didn't follow you? - I don't think so. I ran. 742 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,320 I took the train. I didn't know what else to do. 743 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:24,400 - Are you and Manfred okay? - You can't just come here. 744 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,280 Do you think I want to be here? I hate it so much! 745 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,920 Then I don't get why you came. I really don't. 746 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,920 You're such a prick. 747 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:39,000 You show up and everything goes crazy again. 748 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,360 Why haven't you left? Can't you find your money? 749 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:46,960 Don't you think I know why you went here? I know you. 750 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:52,440 We've waited so long for you, and now you're taking off again. 751 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,840 You promised Mom to look after Manfred. You fucking swore! 752 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,560 Of course I'm going away. I'm not stupid. 753 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:04,320 You should too. You wasted your entire life on him. 754 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,240 If you go away, you're just like Dad. 755 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,480 Don't you fucking pull that on me! 756 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:18,960 Sometimes I think I see Dad on the train or in crowds of people. 757 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,080 I dream that he'll come and apologize. 758 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,080 How can you just abandon a family like that? 759 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,720 I know it's crazy, but... 760 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:39,120 ... I still think he'll show up and give a speech for me if I ever get married. 761 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:43,640 Look, you and Mom have talked about him for 40 years. Move on. 762 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:47,720 The guy found a family he liked better than us, and that's that. 763 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:51,120 He couldn't stand Manfred. Nobody can. 764 01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:01,080 Dad was a piece of shit, Freja. Be glad that he left. 765 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:07,800 Dad was other things, too. People are more than one thing. 766 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:18,280 - Doesn't John have to help? - Grab the instruments, Paul George. 767 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:22,480 Stop calling me Paul George! John, are you hearing this? 768 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:29,480 Please help us. Don't just sit there feeling sorry for yourself. 769 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,200 Hey, hey! Careful with the epaulet. 770 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,920 Butt out. You're not in the band. 771 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,840 I don't understand a word you say. Swedish idiot. 772 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,720 So, I'm a Swedish idiot. 773 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,840 - What the fuck? - At least I'm not an alcoholic. 774 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:51,960 Take off the clothes, now! No more freebies. 775 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:55,760 - I said lose the clothes! - Save your energy for the instruments. 776 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,760 You're not fooling anyone with your Swedish crap music. 777 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,640 You know very well you're not blue-eyed or blond. 778 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,920 You aren't Björn and you never will be. 779 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,320 Douchebag! 780 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,600 No! Not the guitar. Paul! 781 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,280 I'm out! 782 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,720 - George? - Werner? 783 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:18,840 Björn? 784 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,760 I'm out! It's over! 785 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:26,360 Okay, he'll go for a stroll, and then we'll leave. 786 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:31,440 Not here either. It's driving me crazy. 787 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,000 I've had it. 788 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,080 You need to talk to him. Make him understand we'll all die. 789 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:43,320 Can't we just leave without the money? It doesn't matter anymore. 790 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:46,160 They'll lock you up for this anyway. 791 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:52,040 - For what? - For springing the loons from hospital. 792 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,720 - What makes you say that? - They've got you on camera. 793 01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:01,160 I don't know what the penalty is for kidnapping four psychotic patients. 794 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,960 It was Lothar. I only helped with Manfred's escape. 795 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,680 - And it's three patients. - It says four in the papers. 796 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,840 4 patients missing in Denmark and Sweden 797 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:38,480 There you are! Paul George punched Werner and left the band. 798 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,640 - We have to go on stage tonight. - I need you, now. 799 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,720 - Over 25 people bought a ticket. - What don't you get? 800 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:49,600 We have internal strife in the band and a major concert in three hours. 801 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:52,760 Had I known being a manager was like this, I'd never... 802 01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:56,120 - Relax! I have a plan B. - Shut the fuck up! 803 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,680 This ends here... Kjeld. 804 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:02,400 Why do you call him Kjeld? There's enough confusion. 805 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,960 He is Kjeld, a psychiatric patient. 806 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,360 - Aren't they all? - Precisely. And I've said so all along. 807 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:13,320 Lothar Kjeld Gerner Nielsen, psychiatric patient. 808 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:17,440 - What's wrong with the name Kjeld? - So, you're not dying? 809 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,360 - Who's dying? - Shut up and sit still. 810 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:24,240 - I may be dying. I haven't been scan... - That does it! 811 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,320 Don't talk to me like that, dammit. I've been sewing for 14 hours! 812 01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:32,440 I've been attacked, and I'm running on seven hours of sleep! So... 813 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:37,280 Right now I just need a glass of Burgundy. Okay?! 814 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,000 No! Anker! 815 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,520 Anker... Anker. 816 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,560 - Anker! - Did you see that? 817 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,320 He hit him. 818 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:59,840 He hit him with a frying pan. 819 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:06,040 Now he will die too. Everybody dies. 820 01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,880 Nobody's gonna die. 821 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,040 Yes, he'll die. 822 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,360 - And I'll be sent away. - Stop it. 823 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:17,360 Go rehearse for your concert. 824 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:21,040 Touch that guitar again and I'll knock your brains out. 825 01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,840 And yes, you're right. 826 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:32,480 - We're all gonna die because of you. - Anker, don't. That's not true. 827 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,440 Look at me. Look at Freja. 828 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,960 Look at her. 829 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,120 - That's your fault. - Stop it. 830 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:46,120 It's your fault we're in this hole. It's your fault Dad left. 831 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:50,280 - Everything is your fault. - Stop it, goddammit! 832 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,360 No, John. Wait, John! 833 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,440 Don't! 834 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,240 - Get in. - No. 835 01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,760 - Have you been crying? - Go! I'll take the bus. 836 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:04,960 - It's okay to cry. I've also cried. - I've cried much more. Look at my eyes. 837 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:12,160 - We could go back and apologize. - No, I'm going to Germany. 838 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,680 - What if we got the band back together? - I'm going to Germany! 839 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,920 - What for? - The Holocaust! End it once and for all. 840 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,880 - You can't stop me! - I wouldn't dream of it. 841 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,280 Maybe I could go with you? 842 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,560 Lothar, answer me truthfully. 843 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,160 Don't I have blond hair and blue eyes? 844 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:45,520 I'm going crazy here. I don't know if what I see is true. 845 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,080 But... I see... 846 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:52,960 I don't see blue eyes and blond hair. 847 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,480 Oh no! 848 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:58,080 I see a dark person with an impressive beard. 849 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:02,200 But it doesn't matter what I or anyone else see. 850 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,600 What matters is what you see. 851 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:08,280 First and foremost, I see the band's most talented member. 852 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:13,360 And I see a strikingly handsome and deeply harmonious man. 853 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:17,760 And I see a great colleague who could go solo. 854 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,040 Yes. 855 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:27,200 - Good. Get in. - Okay. 856 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,200 Can I help you? 857 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,280 Ow. 858 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,080 Anker! 859 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,920 Anker? 860 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,880 Flemming, take it easy. 861 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,240 Anker? 862 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,360 I want the money, Anker. 863 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,960 It's not yours. I haven't got it. 864 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,560 I tried calling. I'll have it soon. 865 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,200 Okay. I'm going to cut off one of your brother's fingers. 866 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:51,360 Then you have 10 seconds to think, and I'll cut off one more and one more. 867 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,880 Flemming, please don't. 868 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,720 You'll get the money. I just need to find it. 869 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,240 Flemming, listen. I don't know where it is! 870 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:12,440 Okay, that's a first. 871 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:17,760 - People usually scream like crazy. - Flemming... Please leave him be. 872 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:21,240 - Only he knows where it is. - Quiet, Anker. I can take one more. 873 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,600 Do you know where the money is, Manfred? 874 01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:27,760 - John... His name is John. - Sorry. Where's the money, John? 875 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,240 By the lake. But I won't show you if you hurt my brother. 876 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,920 Don't hurt him. Take me instead! 877 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:37,400 You just hurt my brother, so I won't show you. 878 01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,520 I'll never find the money now. 879 01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:44,240 - What do you want me to do? - Get in the car and drive. 880 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:48,200 - Drive. - I'm not allowed to drive. 881 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,160 - Drive! - I can only use automatic transmission. 882 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,520 And I just dropped a finger. We have to go back for it. 883 01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:58,320 - I need to bring Anker and my finger. - I'll shoot you in the neck. 884 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,960 I know! I've known for a long time. Where do you wanna go? 885 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,400 - To the money. - We can't. 886 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,760 It's Anker's money. I can't tell anyone. 887 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,240 My hand does hurt a bit now. 888 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:15,480 I'm hungry, too. Can we eat something? I'm cold, too. 889 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,640 Right. Right. Let's go. 890 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,920 I'm going. 891 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:26,000 How do you make it go? It's really hard. 892 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:29,160 Oh, I can't! But I'll go now. 893 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:45,320 What you've done is really illegal. 894 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,800 A small animal is crossing the road. 895 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:55,520 Oh, shut the fuck up now and breathe like a man. 896 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,720 But I can't. 897 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:05,600 - Don't go any faster. - Anker's my brother. He protects me. 898 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:09,360 Leave us alone now. Don't kill him. I don't want you to! 899 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:11,760 Don't go so fast. 900 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,520 - Slow down, you idiot. - If you promise not to kill Anker. 901 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,400 Slow down. 902 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,000 Slow down, Manfred! 903 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:20,680 You have serious mental issues in your family. You know that? 904 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:22,920 Yes. 905 01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,480 Anker! 906 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:26,760 Anker. 907 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,680 Anker. 908 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:00,880 Manfred! 909 01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,400 John! 910 01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:41,600 Manfred! 911 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:48,280 Manfred! 912 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,560 Dad loves you. 913 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,840 See you on Sunday. I made dinner for you to warm. 914 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,200 No, no, no! 915 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:18,960 - Something terrible's happened. - To Mom and Freja? 916 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:22,760 They've killed him. He's dead. 917 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:24,480 Who? 918 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,280 Come with me. 919 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:12,320 Call an ambulance. 920 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,760 Just you wait till I get back on my feet, Manfred. 921 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:22,800 I'll beat you to a pulp. 922 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:24,560 You won't be able to walk. 923 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,920 You won't be able to move. 924 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:29,960 Help! Help Dad. 925 01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:57,840 Look away, Manfred. 926 01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:00,360 Anker, what are you doing? 927 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,200 Anker? 928 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:11,280 John Lennon was shot four times as he arrived at his home in New York - 929 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,080 - with Yoko Ono. 930 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:17,160 He was rushed to Roosevelt Hospital and pronounced dead. 931 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:22,520 The perpetrator, Mark David Chapman, appears to be a fanatical fan... 932 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:56,120 We'll never speak of this. 933 01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,080 Swear you won't say a word to anyone. 934 01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,600 You'll stop being a Viking, okay? 935 01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:09,840 Don't ever be one again. 936 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:12,600 I gathered mushrooms with Mom here one day, but I didn't say anything. 937 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,120 Mom was standing right on top of him. 938 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:27,040 Are you upset that I showed you? 939 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,040 I think I sort of knew. 940 01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:46,320 I thought I'd dreamt it. 941 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,480 Freja often does, too. 942 01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:02,400 - Freja doesn't know? - No. 943 01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:04,680 But she dreams about him. 944 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:08,560 She's very sad. 945 01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:12,320 I think she'd like to know. 946 01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:17,880 You can tell her. 947 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:30,440 Do you want me to tell her for the both of us? 948 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:34,720 Do you dare? I'd really like you to. 949 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,280 I know you're leaving. 950 01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:50,560 I embarrass you. I understand. 951 01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:54,040 And I'm not always nice to be around. 952 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:00,640 Nobody's nice all the time. 953 01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:06,360 You can be exactly what you want to be. 954 01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:33,600 What happened? 955 01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:35,920 I found her this morning. 956 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:39,960 She fell and hit a rock. I told her to bring a flashlight. 957 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:43,600 We're home now. Come on, come on. There you go. 958 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:48,080 - Can I do something? - No. They said she just needs to rest. 959 01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:57,000 I'll make Hungarian soup. It's soup from now on. She's lost quite a lot of teeth. 960 01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:18,800 Okay, let's have it out. 961 01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:23,240 Have I lied about who I am? 962 01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:26,960 Maybe I have. 963 01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:31,080 My dad was the union representative in IKEA in Ballerup, not Taastrup. 964 01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:35,280 The Taastrup store didn't open until after they closed the Ballerup store - 965 01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:38,240 - wrongfully dismissing my father. 966 01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:43,520 So yes, my father was head of the only IKEA store in the world - 967 01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:45,760 - that's ever closed. 968 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:49,560 I think you know what that does to a small family. 969 01:38:50,720 --> 01:38:54,000 If it makes me a bad person that I'm a dreamer - 970 01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:57,720 - that I don't necessarily distinguish between fantasy and reality - 971 01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:02,320 - and that I simply wanted to recreate the best band in the world - 972 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:05,160 - then go ahead and call me ill. 973 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:09,440 And if you want to hit me back - 974 01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:12,920 - Björn and I bought a brand-new pan for you. 975 01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:21,480 Can you forgive me, Anker? 976 01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:26,120 Are you angry with me? 977 01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:33,360 I forgive you. 978 01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:36,960 I'm not angry. 979 01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:39,680 Thank you, Anker. 980 01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:07,000 - They're on next. - This lemon roll isn't fresh. Smell. 981 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:10,120 - I can't smell anything. - Shut up! They're on. 982 01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:13,200 What an afternoon! What a show! 983 01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:17,640 - Must he bring the axe? It's dangerous. - It's way too big. 984 01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:21,160 How did the restaurant allow it? Leave it. 985 01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:25,680 - No. Axes are allowed again. - Not on stage! 986 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:27,840 The Flying Beavers! 987 01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:31,560 Then you can't play with us. 988 01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:37,840 If you really want to bring it, just bring it. But you don't need it. 989 01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:49,120 There are all kinds of people in this world. 990 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:54,760 Under the chieftain, everyone was happy and everyone was equal. 991 01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:57,800 Everyone was equally happy. 992 01:44:57,920 --> 01:45:02,880 Sure, there were bumps in the road to overcome and battles to fight. 993 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:07,640 But the chieftain always made sure that everyone was of equal value. 994 01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,640 He knew only too well - 995 01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:13,200 - that when everyone's missing a foot, no one's missing a foot. 996 01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:21,720 As the years went by, everyone became even happier than before. 997 01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:26,400 It was common knowledge that a people with missing limbs is off-balance - 998 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:31,200 - and shouldn't throw axes at each other, but they didn't hold back. 999 01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:36,520 For they knew that if everyone was off-balance, nobody is off-balance. 1000 01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:44,240 When the day dawned and the unthinkable happened - 1001 01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:47,840 - the chieftain didn't have to think twice about his decision. 1002 01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:58,000 Many were afraid but nobody dared say it out loud - 1003 01:45:58,120 --> 01:46:03,360 - and the chieftain was the last one to put his head on the block. 1004 01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:08,560 In the seconds before the axe struck his neck, he looked at his people - 1005 01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:12,680 - and a blissful calm settled in his heart. 1006 01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:18,280 For all the maladjusted and outcasts, the strange, weak, ill - 1007 01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:20,800 - the rich, the poor, the beautiful and the ugly - 1008 01:46:20,920 --> 01:46:25,240 - the men and women and all the others who didn't know who they were - 1009 01:46:25,360 --> 01:46:29,000 - never had he seen them calmer or more harmonious - 1010 01:46:29,120 --> 01:46:32,680 - and finally, everyone was of equal value. 1011 01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:48,960 THE LAST VIKING 1012 01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:54,160 Subtitles: Helle Schou Kristiansen Dansk Video Tekst