1
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<i>Texas.</i>

2
00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,845
<i>Now I'm in the lead.</i>

3
00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:44,613
<i>Oh, that's mine.</i>

4
00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,548
- Uh, uh!
- Yeah.

5
00:00:45,614 --> 00:00:47,382
Coming out of Greenburg it pa-
No

6
00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,951
We passed it and it's
passing us now.

7
00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:50,586
No, that was not Texas.

8
00:00:50,653 --> 00:00:52,387
That was Georgia

9
00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,956
and it was a blue van

10
00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:56,157
and I remember it distinctly.

11
00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,059
No, no, no, no, no.

12
00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,260
Mhm.

13
00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,597
- You are stealing my plate.
- No.

14
00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:03,398
Not even a local station.

15
00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,635
Well, the best bargains

16
00:01:06,702 --> 00:01:08,904
are in the most far
flung places.

17
00:01:08,971 --> 00:01:09,972
Far flung places.

18
00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:11,272
<i>♪ Da da da... ♪</i>

19
00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,942
Oh, I hate that commercial.

20
00:01:15,878 --> 00:01:18,079
Ah, such a pretty day.

21
00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,848
Yes, ma'am, it is.

22
00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:47,776
BEAT-NG-U'?

23
00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:50,345
Beating?

24
00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,280
I'm the one that's in the lead.

25
00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,785
Or is it B-EAT-NG-U?

26
00:01:56,852 --> 00:02:02,156
Ha-ha, either way, it's a
vanity plate, so I get doubles.

27
00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,324
Mmm!

28
00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,895
Jeez, hey now...

29
00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:11,834
Ronnie, he's so close!

30
00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,168
Go around.

31
00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:17,338
Go around!

32
00:02:19,775 --> 00:02:21,309
My gosh!

33
00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,350
<i>Hey!</i>

34
00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,287
You okay?

35
00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:39,061
Phew, yeah.

36
00:02:52,808 --> 00:02:54,043
Oh dear.

37
00:02:54,109 --> 00:02:55,844
Is that the same truck?

38
00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,447
Hmm...

39
00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,559
I don't think we were
supposed to see that.

40
00:03:22,504 --> 00:03:24,873
What in the name...?

41
00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,778
Oh!

42
00:03:29,845 --> 00:03:31,880
He must have seen us.

43
00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,816
He couldn't have.

44
00:03:38,687 --> 00:03:40,354
Oh no...

45
00:03:46,128 --> 00:03:47,162
Hang on, honey.

46
00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,228
What's he doing?!

47
00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:51,600
Ah!

48
00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:54,103
Ronnie!

49
00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,639
What's he... ah!
Oh, Ronnie, be careful!

50
00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,746
Oh!
Oh!

51
00:04:07,182 --> 00:04:08,449
Oh!

52
00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,393
Are you okay?

53
00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:21,897
You all right?

54
00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:24,166
What just happened?

55
00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,233
He's long gone now.

56
00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,669
Just... just a road hog.

57
00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,715
Oh...

58
00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,952
- You all right?
- Oh, God.

59
00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:46,822
Oh...

60
00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,526
Uh...
Ah...

61
00:04:57,032 --> 00:04:58,801
What are you doing?

62
00:04:59,601 --> 00:05:02,104
Honey, I'm gonna call
this in to the police.

63
00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,006
- What?
- Well, yeah.

64
00:05:04,072 --> 00:05:06,374
We can't pretend that what just
happened to us

65
00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,709
didn't happen to us.

66
00:05:07,776 --> 00:05:09,278
They gotta know about this.

67
00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,345
Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie.

68
00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,215
I don't like it one bit.

69
00:05:13,282 --> 00:05:15,316
Was it "I'M BEATING U?"

70
00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,486
I don't know.

71
00:05:18,554 --> 00:05:20,789
Okay, all right,
all right, all right.

72
00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:23,058
We're gonna go to a gas station
where they have a phone.

73
00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,893
Okay?
Okay?

74
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,961
We're gonna call this in.

75
00:05:26,028 --> 00:05:27,262
Oh...

76
00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,496
All right?

77
00:05:28,564 --> 00:05:29,798
It's going to be okay.

78
00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:36,271
Okay, it'll be okay.

79
00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,173
I wanna go home.

80
00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,875
I know you do, honey.

81
00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:41,276
Okay.

82
00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,579
Ronnie?

83
00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:47,609
We should stop and see what
was going on with that sheet.

84
00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:51,046
And then we can tell
the cops all about it.

85
00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,619
We gotta do it, Marie.

86
00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:04,826
Turning a blind eye
is not an option.

87
00:07:09,932 --> 00:07:11,099
Love you, baby.

88
00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,134
Ronald...

89
00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:48,737
Come on.

90
00:07:48,804 --> 00:07:50,084
Okay, all right, it's all right.

91
00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:00,849
The sheet...

92
00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:02,951
Yeah.

93
00:08:34,649 --> 00:08:36,118
<i>The horrifying sight</i>

94
00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:39,821
<i>that police believe Ron and
Marie witnessed that day</i>

95
00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:43,492
<i>was the infamous
bodies in the pit.</i>

96
00:08:44,326 --> 00:08:48,030
<i>Ron and Marie themselves
have never been seen since.</i>

97
00:08:49,431 --> 00:08:53,802
<i>Just another macabre mystery
from the deep south.</i>

98
00:08:55,237 --> 00:08:57,472
Surely you've watched
that video so many times

99
00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,141
you have it memorized by now?

100
00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,742
No, real talk.

101
00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:02,677
This really happened.

102
00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,112
Somewhere in this
area, actually.

103
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:05,990
Come on, there's a reason
those things are unsolved.

104
00:09:06,014 --> 00:09:08,016
It's all myths and legends.

105
00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,083
Move over.

106
00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,920
Nah, this YouTube video's
out of date.

107
00:09:11,987 --> 00:09:14,689
This was from, what,
twenty plus years ago.

108
00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,425
Now this was...
Ch-ch-ch...

109
00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:19,361
Oh it's just like Bigfoot,
Mothman, Spring hill Jack,

110
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,296
Chupacabra or any others.

111
00:09:21,363 --> 00:09:24,933
Yeah, and you'll be meeting
fans of all of them by tonight.

112
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,836
I can't believe I let you
drag me to this nerd fest.

113
00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:30,572
Yeah?
Explain me this.

114
00:09:32,007 --> 00:09:34,342
Now, this is real footage.

115
00:09:35,877 --> 00:09:37,179
Even you can't deny it.

116
00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,480
You can't even see it.

117
00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:41,049
Ever wonder why those
proof videos are always shaky

118
00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,518
and murky,
never crisp and clear?

119
00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:44,119
It's old.

120
00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:46,721
The Creeper only comes back
every 23 years.

121
00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,490
And the earth is flat.

122
00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:49,801
Nazis are camped out on
the moon.

123
00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:50,959
Elvis lives.

124
00:09:51,026 --> 00:09:53,128
The Apollo landing was faked...

125
00:09:53,195 --> 00:09:55,263
Your precious science
doesn't have all the answers!

126
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,599
Conspiracy theories
have no answers.

127
00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,734
Y'all get it wrong all the time.

128
00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:02,704
Copernicus, Aristotle, ev...

129
00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:04,473
Don't do that.

130
00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:05,740
Don't do that.

131
00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:08,610
Newton, Einstein, Hawking?

132
00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,278
It's a big world.

133
00:10:10,345 --> 00:10:12,481
Strange things happen
all the time.

134
00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:15,750
Occam's razor.

135
00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:17,385
That's why I'm a scientist.

136
00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:20,055
The simplest explanation is
most likely to be true.

137
00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:22,624
Well, this is also
pretty simple, brainiac.

138
00:10:23,191 --> 00:10:24,693
All right,
the Creeper comes back

139
00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,461
every 23rd spring.

140
00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:28,531
It kills for 23 days...

141
00:10:28,598 --> 00:10:30,065
Then what?

142
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:34,436
Then it disappears.
I don't know.

143
00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:36,304
Sounds like a love bug.

144
00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:41,544
They were a breed of bugs made
in a lab to kill mosquitos.

145
00:10:41,611 --> 00:10:43,311
All they did was mate and die.

146
00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:44,379
Complete failure.

147
00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:45,780
Now they serve zero purpose.

148
00:10:45,847 --> 00:10:47,082
They have no function,

149
00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:48,817
but twice a year they
appear like a storm,

150
00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:50,852
blindly chasing anything white

151
00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:52,954
before dying when they
come into contact with it.

152
00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:57,692
So, you think the Creeper
was made in a lab.

153
00:10:57,759 --> 00:11:00,028
I think the Creeper was made
in your brain, you half-wit.

154
00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:02,764
Well, the Creeper doesn't mate.

155
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:05,734
It kills...

156
00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:11,106
It's said to have killed almost
hundreds, maybe thousands.

157
00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:12,941
Wait, didn't they make a
movie out of it?

158
00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,110
Creepy Creeper or something?

159
00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:18,914
Three actually,
but none of that is real.

160
00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:24,419
And it was named after a
cheesy LA cable access show...

161
00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:26,589
Baby?
Baby!

162
00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:28,123
Laine!

163
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,637
Baby, I told you
that burrito would come back

164
00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:32,661
to haunt you.

165
00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:54,182
Ugh...

166
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,061
Erm...

167
00:12:10,332 --> 00:12:13,768
Pffff, all right,
you know I suck at typing.

168
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,538
Erm...

169
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,942
I'm gonna ask her tonight.

170
00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:25,313
I've got the ring so...

171
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,750
Wish me luck.

172
00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:31,520
I love you, Mom.

173
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,628
<i>What is up girl?</i>

174
00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:20,763
<i>How are you?</i>

175
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,964
Everything hurts and I'm dying.

176
00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:25,801
Oh, that good, huh?

177
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,903
Ew, are you all right?

178
00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:32,207
It's too late for me,
save yourself.

179
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:38,547
So, did you take the test yet?

180
00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:39,948
I brought it with me,

181
00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:41,292
but I think this counts
as a positive.

182
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,218
<i>You are always the optimist.</i>

183
00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:45,387
Not at all what I meant
and you know it.

184
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:48,189
Well, I was trying
to hold it till I got there,

185
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:51,259
but I need to tinkle,
tailor, my soldier spy.

186
00:14:51,326 --> 00:14:52,728
I'm gonna have to call you back.

187
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,963
I'm not hearing this.

188
00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,641
Just call me when you get
to the hotel, okay?

189
00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,299
<i>Oh, oh, oh...</i>

190
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:01,169
Oh, make sure that you do not
puke on those Air Force Ones.

191
00:15:01,737 --> 00:15:03,672
Don't even joke about that.

192
00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:06,642
Laine, when have I ever
joked about fashion?

193
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:13,649
Sam, I swear if you jinxed me,

194
00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:15,283
I swear to God I'll...

195
00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:22,591
Laine, I love you, but you're
buying me some more shoes.

196
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:23,658
Fuck...

197
00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:25,994
Do I look like I'm built for
the woods?

198
00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:01,129
Agghhh!

199
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:23,218
You bring me to the
most charming places.

200
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,788
Remind me why we're here again?

201
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,891
Baby, I can't wait to show
you this place.

202
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,960
Are you sure this is where
we're supposed to be?

203
00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:33,596
Yeah, we should be close.

204
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,845
Now you know that's
where we're going...

205
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,402
Really?

206
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:43,104
Lady Manilla,
how could you not?!

207
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:45,373
Hey, maybe she'll
read your palm.

208
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440
Yeah!

209
00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,763
Trust you to find the strangest

210
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,163
place to ask for directions.

211
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,768
Damn, look at
all this cool stuff.

212
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:20,074
I don't get it.

213
00:17:20,676 --> 00:17:23,211
Come on, Chase,
nobody's here, let's go.

214
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:32,621
Chase, don't touch everything.

215
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,862
You scared the shit out of me!

216
00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:15,229
Take a look at this.

217
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:19,233
I didn't know they had whaling
this far from the coast.

218
00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:23,104
Anything strike your fancy?

219
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:25,541
We're looking for this address,

220
00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:27,576
but I can't find it on any map.

221
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,848
Ah, it's not on any maps.

222
00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:35,050
The satellites are kind
of screwed up

223
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,852
over our town I guess.

224
00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:47,261
There.

225
00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:50,431
And we are here.

226
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:54,670
Just take 68 five miles to south

227
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,271
and turn left when you
see the signs.

228
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:09,250
Uh, thanks.

229
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,021
No problem.

230
00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:13,789
That'll be $50 please?

231
00:19:13,856 --> 00:19:15,356
50...

232
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,961
It's antique, honey.

233
00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:24,198
Antique, okay.

234
00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:37,445
Now you come back
any time, you hear.

235
00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:40,314
Oh, and congratulations
to you both.

236
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:44,285
Oh, he doesn't know?

237
00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:48,624
Neither does she.

238
00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:49,691
Interesting.

239
00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:53,327
Okay, this was, er...

240
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:13,314
We have a tree bearing fruit.

241
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,584
He will be most pleased.

242
00:20:34,169 --> 00:20:37,840
Wow, look at this.

243
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,241
Are we the only ones
in this place?

244
00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:41,442
Babe...

245
00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:55,157
Wait there.

246
00:20:55,224 --> 00:20:57,659
I've got
another surprise for you.

247
00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:02,931
Chase, where are you going?

248
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:51,780
<i>Hey, this is Sam.</i>

249
00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:53,314
<i>I'm just
busy living my best life.</i>

250
00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,117
Sam, where the hell are you?

251
00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:56,985
Boo!

252
00:22:00,189 --> 00:22:01,557
Mah!

253
00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:04,159
What is it?

254
00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:06,427
It's your surprise.

255
00:22:10,632 --> 00:22:12,501
Are you serious?

256
00:22:12,568 --> 00:22:14,368
What are those?

257
00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:17,172
We're gonna cosplay.

258
00:22:17,239 --> 00:22:18,507
You and me.

259
00:22:18,574 --> 00:22:20,474
I brought everything we need.

260
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:22,644
All you need to do is
choose who you wanna be.

261
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,214
I'm not putting on any of them.

262
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,315
What?

263
00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:32,588
Yeah...

264
00:22:33,155 --> 00:22:37,226
Yeah, I mean it was
a stupid idea anyway.

265
00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:41,597
So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't
wear some of this stuff.

266
00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:44,900
It's tacky anyway, so I don't
even want you to wear it.

267
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,034
Maybe I'll wear it.

268
00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:47,401
I dunno.

269
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:57,045
- Can I watch?
<i>- No!</i>

270
00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:15,297
Coming to you live from
Horror Hound 2021.

271
00:23:15,364 --> 00:23:18,967
I'm Carrie and I'm here
to find the biggest Creeper...

272
00:23:19,034 --> 00:23:22,070
Hey Laine, they're talking
about the Creeper.

273
00:23:22,871 --> 00:23:24,072
The one in the YouTube clip.

274
00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:26,208
<i>So, clown outfits tell me more.</i>

275
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,978
<i>Well, they say that
clowns are frightening</i>

276
00:23:30,045 --> 00:23:32,748
<i>but I say that we are
everything good</i>

277
00:23:32,814 --> 00:23:36,084
<i>and bad in life all at once.</i>

278
00:23:36,151 --> 00:23:37,753
<i>Look at all the love
the clowns...</i>

279
00:23:37,819 --> 00:23:41,023
<i>Mommy's gonna paint
these streets with blood.</i>

280
00:23:41,857 --> 00:23:43,592
<i>Stumbling around in our</i>

281
00:23:43,659 --> 00:23:46,194
<i>little old and
shattered community...</i>

282
00:23:46,261 --> 00:23:47,863
Try this on.

283
00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:50,464
<i>And guess who else
might turn up...</i>

284
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:52,034
Okay, Mr. J.

285
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,940
<i>That's right, local
horror legend, the Creeper.</i>

286
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:32,107
Now that I've satisfied your
fanboy fantasies,

287
00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:34,076
what are you gonna wear?

288
00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:35,544
What?
Oh, this.

289
00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:40,415
A T-shirt?

290
00:24:40,481 --> 00:24:42,017
Not just any T-shirt.

291
00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:43,852
This T-shirt.

292
00:24:43,919 --> 00:24:45,854
What am I gonna do with you?

293
00:25:21,857 --> 00:25:24,092
Ahhh!

294
00:25:24,159 --> 00:25:25,160
Laine?!

295
00:25:26,595 --> 00:25:28,230
Baby, you all right?

296
00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:36,538
It's just a bird.

297
00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,140
Scared the crap out of me.

298
00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:44,179
Babe...

299
00:25:44,246 --> 00:25:45,947
Let's start going...

300
00:25:46,014 --> 00:25:47,749
It's party time.

301
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,021
Come on.

302
00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:25,353
Ahhh!

303
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,294
I had no idea so many people
attended these things.

304
00:27:06,361 --> 00:27:10,365
This is the Coachella
of cosplay.

305
00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:12,334
Yeah, for psycho killers.

306
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,236
It looks like a
gathering of juggalos.

307
00:27:14,302 --> 00:27:16,004
Oh please, you love
Insane Clown Posse.

308
00:27:16,071 --> 00:27:17,205
I've seen your Spotify.

309
00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:19,374
Stay off my phone you stalker!

310
00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:21,443
<i>And the angel answered and</i>

311
00:27:21,511 --> 00:27:23,845
<i>said unto the people,</i>

312
00:27:23,912 --> 00:27:28,683
<i>fear not, ye, for I know ye seek</i>

313
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,185
<i>the Messiah.</i>

314
00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:32,787
For it is risen.

315
00:27:32,854 --> 00:27:34,489
<i>Hallelujah!</i>

316
00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:36,858
I'm pretty sure the correct
phrase is, "He is risen."

317
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,372
<i>Agh... ahhh!</i>

318
00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:53,708
Argh!

319
00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:54,776
Argh... aggghhh!

320
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,078
Argh!

321
00:27:57,145 --> 00:27:58,648
Aaargh!

322
00:27:58,713 --> 00:28:00,782
Aaagghhh!

323
00:28:00,849 --> 00:28:02,884
Jesus Christ!

324
00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:08,857
Aah!

325
00:28:08,924 --> 00:28:11,760
That's right, welcome
to Horror Hound!

326
00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:13,361
Let's go!

327
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:15,730
Yeah!

328
00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:16,798
Whoo!

329
00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:18,900
Yeah!
Yeah!

330
00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:21,102
Wow, these people are
really fucked up.

331
00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:25,173
You should have seen your
face... hook, line, and sinker.

332
00:28:29,579 --> 00:28:30,946
Hey!

333
00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:33,148
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

334
00:28:35,817 --> 00:28:38,186
<i>Shitting their pants.</i>

335
00:28:38,253 --> 00:28:40,121
<i>The looks on their faces.</i>

336
00:28:40,188 --> 00:28:43,225
<i>Shit.</i>

337
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:03,144
Mmm... mmmm.

338
00:29:03,211 --> 00:29:04,346
Urgh!

339
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:08,917
Aagghhh!

340
00:29:22,897 --> 00:29:24,799
They are glorifying
actual killers

341
00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:25,910
and you're honestly
okay with that?

342
00:29:25,934 --> 00:29:27,570
No...

343
00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:29,437
No, they're not.

344
00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:31,106
It's all just for fun.

345
00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,041
What if there's a psycho
lurking in the crowd?

346
00:29:33,108 --> 00:29:35,043
How the hell would you know?

347
00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:38,714
Baby, there's no psychos.

348
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,482
Just a bunch of people
having fun.

349
00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:42,350
Even big music festivals
have a body count.

350
00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:43,794
I dread to think what
it's like here.

351
00:29:43,818 --> 00:29:46,722
Crowds of people, everyone
drinking, partying, cars...

352
00:29:46,821 --> 00:29:48,823
Sharp things.

353
00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,593
Chase...

354
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,861
Okay, I'll get the drinks.

355
00:29:55,497 --> 00:29:56,497
Hey.

356
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:07,543
I'm doing that right
freaking now.

357
00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:09,512
The sign says "closed."

358
00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:21,557
Chase!

359
00:30:21,624 --> 00:30:23,693
You cut yourself, Sir?

360
00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:25,393
Sorry folks, I got held up

361
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,329
preparing for tonight's
big show.

362
00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:29,497
Special effects and such.

363
00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:30,999
No big deal.

364
00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:35,303
It's three for five,
pick them from the center.

365
00:30:40,442 --> 00:30:41,343
Er...

366
00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:42,944
- Is that all right?
- Great.

367
00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:45,648
From here?

368
00:30:45,715 --> 00:30:47,082
In the center.

369
00:30:47,148 --> 00:30:49,017
- Center.
- All right, cool.

370
00:30:50,318 --> 00:30:55,390
Baby, stand back
and watch... me... work!

371
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:57,827
That was close!

372
00:30:57,892 --> 00:30:59,562
I'm gonna use
my other hand, okay?

373
00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:01,062
Babe, you watching?

374
00:31:01,129 --> 00:31:04,099
Ah, okay, it's my last one.

375
00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:07,268
You like that?

376
00:31:07,335 --> 00:31:09,805
I've never seen anything
like this.

377
00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,208
That's because they're
all unique.

378
00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:16,378
Each one handmade.

379
00:31:16,444 --> 00:31:17,946
Creeper style.

380
00:31:19,214 --> 00:31:20,915
You ever heard of the Creeper?

381
00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:22,083
Don't get him started.

382
00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:24,919
It... it's like a local
legend, right?

383
00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:27,255
Kills hundreds of people
every 23 years?

384
00:31:27,322 --> 00:31:29,491
Something like that.

385
00:31:29,558 --> 00:31:30,892
I told...

386
00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,402
Now you try.

387
00:31:40,468 --> 00:31:41,804
Me?

388
00:31:41,871 --> 00:31:43,506
No, no, no, no, no.

389
00:31:43,572 --> 00:31:45,508
- No, no, no, no, no.
- You're doing this.

390
00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:47,475
You are doing this.
You're doing this.

391
00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:48,577
Come on, this way.

392
00:31:50,044 --> 00:31:52,681
Successfully throwing
blades at a human target

393
00:31:52,748 --> 00:31:54,249
was an art form.

394
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,452
Now, first you find your
throwing line...

395
00:31:58,420 --> 00:31:59,988
That's this.

396
00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:03,224
Okay, now the key
to successfully throwing

397
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:06,227
a blade is the distance between
you and the target.

398
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,297
Now, if you've found your
throwing line,

399
00:32:09,364 --> 00:32:11,667
you're gonna take a step back.

400
00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:15,970
And you're gonna turn
45 degrees and to your left.

401
00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:19,974
Okay, now you're gonna
step up to that line

402
00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:22,377
and throw it just like a
baseball pitch.

403
00:32:22,444 --> 00:32:24,212
Hard as you can.

404
00:32:28,283 --> 00:32:30,251
Hmm.
What!

405
00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,987
Baby, that was sick!

406
00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:36,324
So, how is this related
to the Creeper?

407
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,863
They say these are some
of his favourite toys.

408
00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,798
Seems inefficient.

409
00:32:42,865 --> 00:32:44,999
To prolong the hunt.

410
00:32:46,234 --> 00:32:48,336
There is the minor drawback that

411
00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:49,971
even if you hit your target,

412
00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:52,373
you throw away your weapon.

413
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,543
You need something else
to finish the job.

414
00:32:55,945 --> 00:32:57,513
Hmm...

415
00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,323
Or if the Creeper throws like
Chase, then he would need it.

416
00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:01,817
Oh, she got jokes today.

417
00:33:01,884 --> 00:33:04,152
Ow!
Ah, damn it.

418
00:33:04,219 --> 00:33:06,454
I got it, I got it.
Just a cut, just a cut.

419
00:33:07,523 --> 00:33:08,990
Boy Scout.

420
00:33:09,057 --> 00:33:11,326
Always be prepared.

421
00:33:11,392 --> 00:33:14,062
You guys coming to the
big Creeper Draw?

422
00:33:14,128 --> 00:33:15,698
Mm...

423
00:33:15,764 --> 00:33:17,666
What's the draw?

424
00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:19,400
Starts just
before midnight after

425
00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:22,303
the cosplay show on the
main stage.

426
00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:25,808
You guys should definitely
check it out.

427
00:33:26,374 --> 00:33:28,644
Who knows, you might even win.

428
00:33:28,711 --> 00:33:30,546
Ow!

429
00:33:30,613 --> 00:33:32,113
Baby, it's all right,
it's a cut.

430
00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:56,805
Are you all right there,
Princess?

431
00:33:58,172 --> 00:34:00,576
Come on, come on.
You all right?

432
00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:37,478
Ahhhhh!

433
00:34:54,730 --> 00:34:56,966
Hey, you're here for the
Creeper Draw, right?

434
00:34:57,032 --> 00:34:58,801
Any idea where Brent is?

435
00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:04,272
Has anybody seen Brent?

436
00:35:04,339 --> 00:35:06,207
Anybody at all?

437
00:35:06,274 --> 00:35:09,277
Did he do the
arrow stunt already?

438
00:35:09,945 --> 00:35:11,412
The arrow guy?

439
00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:13,515
We filmed him.
We got it on tape, right Mikey?

440
00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,551
Yeah, yeah, it's on tape.

441
00:35:15,618 --> 00:35:16,898
Well then, where the hell is he?

442
00:35:16,952 --> 00:35:19,320
I mean we're supposed to be
on stage in five minutes.

443
00:35:21,389 --> 00:35:24,793
All right, Brent's gonna get
his ass kicked for this.

444
00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,361
Listen Carrie,

445
00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:28,205
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to do this one alone.

446
00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:30,398
I mean, Brent's not here
and it's nearly midnight.

447
00:35:30,465 --> 00:35:32,534
Come on,
I'll show you the ropes.

448
00:35:32,601 --> 00:35:34,103
- It's easy.
- Perfect.

449
00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:35,638
Jamie, grab my stuff please?

450
00:35:35,704 --> 00:35:37,606
What you're gonna do is
you're just gonna...

451
00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,141
Oh, can I get a ginger tea
before I go on?

452
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,810
No, you absolutely cannot.

453
00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:51,687
All right!

454
00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:56,759
Thank you for the show, uh,
sexy version of Jason, I think.

455
00:35:58,127 --> 00:35:59,762
<i>Anyway, congrats.</i>

456
00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:01,530
Hey, come on,
let's check this out.

457
00:36:01,597 --> 00:36:06,135
It is time for our Creeper Draw!

458
00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:13,742
And revealing our grand prize
is former Miss Universe,

459
00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:16,177
Princess of Darkness,

460
00:36:16,244 --> 00:36:19,882
our Master of Ceremonies...

461
00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:21,984
Madame Carnage!

462
00:36:22,051 --> 00:36:23,217
Argh!

463
00:36:29,992 --> 00:36:32,695
Silence, you peasants!

464
00:36:32,761 --> 00:36:38,266
I have travelled the world
injecting fear into

465
00:36:38,332 --> 00:36:42,638
the hearts of mere mortals
like y'all.

466
00:36:42,705 --> 00:36:47,576
But we are here for something
very, very special,

467
00:36:47,643 --> 00:36:50,112
the Horror Hound Festival.

468
00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,614
It's the devil child
of my making

469
00:36:52,681 --> 00:36:55,150
'cause it's back in my
spiritual home

470
00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:57,786
of Jackson, Louisiana!

471
00:36:59,955 --> 00:37:03,491
The very place
that through the ages

472
00:37:03,559 --> 00:37:06,929
we have lured and devoured

473
00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:10,799
sad souls like y'all.

474
00:37:10,866 --> 00:37:13,367
Come on now, carnage!

475
00:37:13,434 --> 00:37:16,404
Ya-whoo!

476
00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:20,408
So, tell us what the
grand prize is.

477
00:37:20,475 --> 00:37:24,747
An escape room for two,
Creeper themed.

478
00:37:24,813 --> 00:37:28,717
A haunted little house for
all you creepy little freaks.

479
00:37:28,784 --> 00:37:31,720
<i>That's right, creeps,
the unlucky winners</i>

480
00:37:31,787 --> 00:37:34,690
<i>of our grand draw
will be taken at will</i>

481
00:37:34,757 --> 00:37:37,492
<i>to the historic Barnabett house</i>

482
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:40,261
<i>where you will thirst for
disturbing myths.</i>

483
00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:43,699
<i>And the bloody macabre
will be tested to the limit</i>

484
00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:46,969
<i>in an escape room
with a difference.</i>

485
00:37:47,035 --> 00:37:49,505
<i>Accompanied by
internet sensation...</i>

486
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,607
There, you heard her.

487
00:37:51,673 --> 00:37:53,142
The Creeper's a real thing!

488
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,443
I don't think anybody knew
what she was talking about.

489
00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:57,746
But okay, I give you that,
it's niche.

490
00:37:57,813 --> 00:37:59,815
And there are other people
that believe it too,

491
00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:02,283
so you're not a complete freak
after all.

492
00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:06,054
You're loving every single
second of this ain't you,

493
00:38:06,121 --> 00:38:07,523
you big nerd?

494
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,758
- I prefer biologist.
- Oh, yeah.

495
00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:14,930
And now, to draw the winner,

496
00:38:14,997 --> 00:38:20,334
Jackson's very own Lady Manilla!

497
00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:39,988
Number...

498
00:38:40,055 --> 00:38:41,322
5...

499
00:38:41,389 --> 00:38:42,758
1...

500
00:38:42,825 --> 00:38:43,892
4!

501
00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:48,197
- Oh my God, that's me.
- What?

502
00:38:48,263 --> 00:38:50,265
How is that possible?
I never win anything.

503
00:38:50,331 --> 00:38:51,432
Its voodoo, baby.

504
00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:52,968
514 is us!

505
00:38:53,035 --> 00:38:54,368
Yeah!

506
00:38:55,537 --> 00:38:57,840
All right!

507
00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:02,778
That handsome guy
over there is our winner!

508
00:39:02,845 --> 00:39:05,413
Can you believe this?
Thanks!

509
00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:09,651
And remember if you get
out by daybreak,

510
00:39:09,718 --> 00:39:13,856
you'll win a special prize.

511
00:39:14,388 --> 00:39:16,992
Now, round of applause
for our winner.

512
00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:20,996
Come on backstage and we'll
get you guys going in no time!

513
00:39:22,731 --> 00:39:23,899
That was amazing.

514
00:39:23,966 --> 00:39:25,406
Right this way,
just watch your head.

515
00:39:26,568 --> 00:39:28,170
Do you really wanna do this?
I mean...

516
00:39:28,237 --> 00:39:29,638
It's the Creeper house!

517
00:39:29,705 --> 00:39:31,516
I know everything there is
to know about the Creeper.

518
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,784
We'll be out of there in
no time.

519
00:39:32,808 --> 00:39:34,643
Yeah, I know, but...
Trust me... trust me!

520
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:36,712
Congratulations, right this way.

521
00:39:37,246 --> 00:39:39,281
It's just through here.

522
00:39:39,348 --> 00:39:40,515
There we are.

523
00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,050
Okay, just sign there and there.

524
00:39:42,117 --> 00:39:43,795
- Uh, what are these?
- Standard release form.

525
00:39:43,819 --> 00:39:45,296
We get to use your
image forever and ever,

526
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,521
ever in the universe.

527
00:39:46,588 --> 00:39:47,866
We're not liable if anything
goes wrong.

528
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,399
The usual blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

529
00:39:49,423 --> 00:39:50,692
Uh, but why?

530
00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:52,237
Oh sorry,
I forgot to introduce myself.

531
00:39:52,261 --> 00:39:54,162
I'm Jamie, the producer

532
00:39:54,229 --> 00:39:55,597
of her show.

533
00:39:55,664 --> 00:39:56,875
We're coming along to
film all this.

534
00:39:56,899 --> 00:39:58,459
It's part of our deal
with the festival.

535
00:39:58,499 --> 00:40:00,102
Hey Laine, we're gonna be on TV!

536
00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,803
Internet, not TV.

537
00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:04,673
Even better.
Sign me up.

538
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,942
All right!
Just down there, Miss.

539
00:40:07,009 --> 00:40:07,910
In your own time.

540
00:40:07,976 --> 00:40:09,912
Okay, all right, team, let's go!

541
00:40:09,978 --> 00:40:11,146
Let's move it!

542
00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:14,783
Hey there, winner.

543
00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:18,320
- I'm Carrie.
- Carrie.

544
00:40:18,387 --> 00:40:19,922
Nice to meet you.

545
00:40:19,988 --> 00:40:22,824
Laine, the drooling jerk
is Chase, my boyfriend.

546
00:40:22,891 --> 00:40:24,860
How are we gonna get there?

547
00:40:24,927 --> 00:40:29,631
Uh, Stu's going to take
us there, so follow me.

548
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,466
"Follow me."

549
00:40:32,534 --> 00:40:33,635
You'd better be right about

550
00:40:33,702 --> 00:40:35,203
getting us out of there
quick sharp.

551
00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:36,338
Baby, come on.

552
00:40:36,405 --> 00:40:37,539
Thank you.

553
00:40:43,645 --> 00:40:45,446
I can't believe
this is happening.

554
00:40:45,914 --> 00:40:47,983
The horror gods are on our side.

555
00:40:50,352 --> 00:40:51,485
Chase, isn't that the guy...

556
00:40:51,553 --> 00:40:52,563
You wanna take a look at this?

557
00:40:52,587 --> 00:40:53,922
What am I looking at?

558
00:40:53,989 --> 00:40:55,789
Guys, are we really
going there in that thing?

559
00:40:55,824 --> 00:40:57,368
Don't worry,
he looks a little bit creepy,

560
00:40:57,392 --> 00:40:58,260
but he's a sweetheart.

561
00:40:58,327 --> 00:40:59,493
A bit?

562
00:41:01,296 --> 00:41:02,764
Go on, get in.

563
00:41:02,831 --> 00:41:04,566
Hey, wanna get killed
by a crazy redneck?

564
00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:06,568
Because that's
how you get killed.

565
00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:07,736
Come on, you two.

566
00:41:09,371 --> 00:41:10,939
I love you.

567
00:41:31,526 --> 00:41:38,166
Are you ready for the
big night of terror to begin?

568
00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,718
We've got ten seconds to go!

569
00:41:57,953 --> 00:41:58,887
10!

570
00:41:58,954 --> 00:41:59,954
9!

571
00:41:59,988 --> 00:42:00,988
8!

572
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:03,759
7!

573
00:42:04,259 --> 00:42:05,293
6!

574
00:42:06,628 --> 00:42:07,628
5!

575
00:42:09,231 --> 00:42:10,599
4!

576
00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:12,701
3!

577
00:42:13,435 --> 00:42:14,636
2!

578
00:42:15,437 --> 00:42:16,571
1!

579
00:42:34,122 --> 00:42:36,234
Hey, play some music, the
crowd's going wild out there!

580
00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:38,218
- The internet dropped, man.
- Well, do something!

581
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:42,464
All right, folks, we're out
of wi-fi, but never fear.

582
00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:47,102
A good DJ never leaves
the house without a few vinyls!

583
00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:24,550
So you're not gonna talk
to me for the whole journey?

584
00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,975
- At all?
- What is that?

585
00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,376
B-roll.

586
00:43:28,443 --> 00:43:29,744
What is that?

587
00:43:29,811 --> 00:43:31,613
- Baby...
- Shadow?

588
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,790
Can you at least look at me?

589
00:43:32,814 --> 00:43:36,218
I'm not sure.
It looks like a Creeper.

590
00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:38,887
Wait, wait, wait, you mean to
tell me

591
00:43:38,954 --> 00:43:40,088
you got the Creeper on tape?

592
00:43:40,822 --> 00:43:42,190
This is real footage?

593
00:43:42,257 --> 00:43:43,325
Well, a Creeper.

594
00:43:43,391 --> 00:43:46,061
It's probably just some
asshole in great cosplay.

595
00:43:46,128 --> 00:43:47,929
Or is it?

596
00:43:47,996 --> 00:43:49,397
What's the resolution on that?

597
00:43:49,464 --> 00:43:51,099
Native 4k, why?

598
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,200
See?

599
00:43:52,267 --> 00:43:54,069
Crisp, clear optics
makes no difference.

600
00:43:54,136 --> 00:43:55,403
Great.

601
00:43:55,470 --> 00:43:57,639
If that John guy turns out to
be missing

602
00:43:57,706 --> 00:43:58,740
we might have something.

603
00:44:23,398 --> 00:44:26,368
This is interesting.

604
00:44:27,903 --> 00:44:29,671
Uh, yeah.

605
00:44:29,738 --> 00:44:32,874
So I guess I light
this using cellphones?

606
00:44:36,178 --> 00:44:38,880
Welcome to the
Barnabett family cemetery.

607
00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:41,883
This was the final resting place

608
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,319
for souls back to the 1700s.

609
00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:49,024
The natives believed
that this was holy ground.

610
00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:51,193
Back to the dawn of man.

611
00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:53,361
Sacred.

612
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:58,568
But very, very haunted.

613
00:44:58,634 --> 00:45:00,001
Awesome.

614
00:45:00,068 --> 00:45:01,970
I wonder if
I could be buried here.

615
00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:03,639
Uh, be careful
what you wish for.

616
00:45:03,705 --> 00:45:05,173
Shut up.

617
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,108
What are we doing here again?

618
00:45:07,175 --> 00:45:09,579
Weren't we supposed to go to
the haunted house or something?

619
00:45:09,645 --> 00:45:11,279
Yeah.

620
00:45:11,346 --> 00:45:12,981
We walk from here.

621
00:45:15,951 --> 00:45:17,352
You see that?

622
00:45:17,852 --> 00:45:20,255
What's wrong?
Come on, we gotta get this.

623
00:45:20,322 --> 00:45:21,591
Camera won't work.

624
00:45:21,657 --> 00:45:23,058
I dunno.

625
00:45:23,124 --> 00:45:25,160
No, no, no, dunno
ain't gonna cut it, pal.

626
00:45:25,227 --> 00:45:26,804
I didn't pay you to bring the
film crew down

627
00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,463
to Whistling Dixie
for my health.

628
00:45:28,964 --> 00:45:30,107
Now what do you mean
it won't work?

629
00:45:30,131 --> 00:45:31,701
It doesn't turn on?
It won't focus?

630
00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:33,969
Won't record?
Won't fuck itself?

631
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,437
What am I even doing out here?

632
00:45:35,504 --> 00:45:38,306
See, now, nobody wants to
sound like that guy.

633
00:45:38,373 --> 00:45:39,908
I have got an Emmy, God damn it.

634
00:45:39,975 --> 00:45:41,176
Laine... Laine!

635
00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:42,487
I don't give a fuck
about your Emmy.

636
00:45:42,511 --> 00:45:44,246
It's not my fault the camera
doesn't work.

637
00:45:44,312 --> 00:45:45,113
Laine!

638
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,181
You can go fuck yourself.

639
00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:47,528
You're such an
asshole sometimes.

640
00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:49,585
Laine!

641
00:46:04,032 --> 00:46:05,109
Babe, is everything all right?

642
00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:07,035
I don't know, you tell me.

643
00:46:07,802 --> 00:46:09,437
Is everything all right?

644
00:46:10,772 --> 00:46:12,508
What do you mean?

645
00:46:12,575 --> 00:46:14,051
I know there's something
going on there with that

646
00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,511
blonde bimbo and you.

647
00:46:15,578 --> 00:46:16,311
Honestly, it doesn't bother me.

648
00:46:16,378 --> 00:46:20,282
I just find it
so "interesting."

649
00:46:20,348 --> 00:46:22,083
Oh, come on.

650
00:46:22,718 --> 00:46:24,853
- I didn't even notice her!
- Really?

651
00:46:24,919 --> 00:46:27,523
"Awesome, bury me here please,
I'm a bimbo!"

652
00:46:27,590 --> 00:46:29,367
You want me to give you
a cup to catch your drool?

653
00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:31,092
No, I didn't say it like that.

654
00:46:32,494 --> 00:46:33,529
And that's not fair.

655
00:46:33,596 --> 00:46:34,596
Laine!

656
00:46:34,630 --> 00:46:35,897
No, really, I love her.

657
00:46:35,964 --> 00:46:36,998
She's deep, I get it.

658
00:46:37,065 --> 00:46:38,400
Come on, I...

659
00:46:42,505 --> 00:46:43,505
Hello?

660
00:46:46,007 --> 00:46:48,410
Hey, are you with the festival?

661
00:46:49,044 --> 00:46:51,246
It's me, Michael!

662
00:46:52,414 --> 00:46:53,649
The camera guy... hey!

663
00:46:53,716 --> 00:46:54,883
Do you have a phone?

664
00:46:58,019 --> 00:47:00,355
I just need a bit of a tethering

665
00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:02,090
in order to get my stuff online.

666
00:47:03,058 --> 00:47:05,827
Look, I only need it for a bit.

667
00:47:05,894 --> 00:47:07,128
My producer's gonna kill me

668
00:47:07,195 --> 00:47:08,875
if I don't get this stuff
online right now.

669
00:47:14,436 --> 00:47:15,571
Hello?

670
00:47:19,775 --> 00:47:21,276
Fuck!

671
00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:25,880
Well shit...

672
00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:27,382
Argh!

673
00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:36,559
Aaagghh!

674
00:47:42,997 --> 00:47:45,433
What are you looking for,
your banjo?

675
00:47:48,136 --> 00:47:49,404
- Aagh!
- Ahh!

676
00:47:49,471 --> 00:47:51,873
Jesus, man... fuck!

677
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,844
Your face!

678
00:47:54,909 --> 00:47:56,679
Oh, I did pee myself a little.

679
00:47:56,746 --> 00:48:00,683
Now we can go.

680
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:01,817
Where are the others?

681
00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:03,952
Michael?
Michael!

682
00:48:05,521 --> 00:48:08,923
Where has that no good
shit for brains gone to?

683
00:48:09,491 --> 00:48:11,660
This is definitely the last gig
I'm working with him.

684
00:48:13,128 --> 00:48:14,697
I'm a YouTuber,
get me out of here!

685
00:48:14,764 --> 00:48:16,532
Ugh, it was nothing!

686
00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:19,067
I just wanted to see what was
on that vide...

687
00:48:19,835 --> 00:48:21,202
Oh...

688
00:48:22,303 --> 00:48:24,372
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

689
00:48:26,474 --> 00:48:27,543
You're jealous.

690
00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:30,445
- I'm not jealous.
- You're jealous.

691
00:48:30,513 --> 00:48:32,615
Mm, it's cute.

692
00:48:32,681 --> 00:48:35,083
Jealousy is the sign
of a weak mind.

693
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,987
So, bimbo jokes.

694
00:48:39,053 --> 00:48:41,891
Wait, baby...

695
00:48:50,031 --> 00:48:51,667
Laine...

696
00:48:53,803 --> 00:48:55,970
No!

697
00:49:15,891 --> 00:49:18,259
Maybe something got him?

698
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,296
Like a big animal.

699
00:49:21,362 --> 00:49:23,231
There are no big
animals 'round here.

700
00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:25,133
Come on, this is Louisiana!

701
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,168
There's like...

702
00:49:27,235 --> 00:49:29,437
gators, snakes and

703
00:49:29,505 --> 00:49:32,073
black fucking bears
roaming all around.

704
00:49:32,140 --> 00:49:33,642
They wouldn't come here.

705
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:36,044
Laine!

706
00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:37,245
Laine!

707
00:49:37,312 --> 00:49:39,715
- Laine!
- Hey man!

708
00:49:39,782 --> 00:49:41,517
Hey... hey, man, take it easy!

709
00:49:41,584 --> 00:49:43,184
What's going on?
Where's your girlfriend?

710
00:49:44,085 --> 00:49:46,555
Some...

711
00:49:46,622 --> 00:49:49,057
Something big took...

712
00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:52,962
I told you, black fucking bear!

713
00:49:53,027 --> 00:49:54,295
Bears don't fly.

714
00:49:54,362 --> 00:49:55,898
Now calm down, man.

715
00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:57,265
What happened?

716
00:49:57,332 --> 00:50:00,636
We have to go.
We have to go, call the police.

717
00:50:00,703 --> 00:50:01,937
What?

718
00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:03,539
Call the fucking police!

719
00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:07,175
Ugh!

720
00:50:15,651 --> 00:50:17,753
Oh, fuck!

721
00:50:21,657 --> 00:50:23,224
It's Michael... oh!

722
00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,227
Something got him.

723
00:50:28,931 --> 00:50:31,199
It's fresh.
Really fresh.

724
00:50:31,266 --> 00:50:32,968
If something got him,
it's still out here.

725
00:50:33,034 --> 00:50:34,603
Inside.
Quick!

726
00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:10,506
Argh!

727
00:51:10,573 --> 00:51:13,609
Agghhhhh!

728
00:51:23,652 --> 00:51:24,652
Laine!

729
00:51:28,657 --> 00:51:29,725
Oh, be careful.

730
00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,512
It's an old house,
you dunno what's in here.

731
00:51:34,964 --> 00:51:36,932
- Open up!
- God damn it!

732
00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:38,333
Hey!

733
00:51:40,268 --> 00:51:41,503
<i>- Open up!
- God damn it.</i>

734
00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:42,838
Hey!

735
00:51:42,905 --> 00:51:44,105
Hey!

736
00:51:45,507 --> 00:51:47,308
- They're all yours now.
<i>- Come on.</i>

737
00:51:48,544 --> 00:51:50,378
<i>Come on!
Fucking shut!</i>

738
00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:54,382
- Come on, you assholes!
- Open up!

739
00:51:54,449 --> 00:51:55,818
- God damn it!
- Hey!

740
00:51:55,884 --> 00:51:56,884
What the fuck?

741
00:51:58,087 --> 00:51:59,454
Come on!

742
00:52:01,155 --> 00:52:03,257
Fucking shut!

743
00:52:05,694 --> 00:52:08,329
So this is your
escape room, huh?

744
00:52:08,396 --> 00:52:09,808
Is this some kind of game
you're playing here?

745
00:52:09,832 --> 00:52:12,333
'Cause you can stop the show
and open the door.

746
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,436
We're all very scared
of your hillbilly tricks.

747
00:52:15,938 --> 00:52:17,673
Shut your fuckin' mouth.

748
00:52:19,173 --> 00:52:21,043
Hey!
Open up!

749
00:52:21,110 --> 00:52:22,343
Hey!

750
00:52:22,410 --> 00:52:24,747
I didn't sign up for that.

751
00:52:24,813 --> 00:52:27,549
Michael's dead
and you all saw it.

752
00:52:27,616 --> 00:52:29,551
Now open that fucking door.

753
00:52:29,618 --> 00:52:31,720
What did you do with Laine?

754
00:52:33,254 --> 00:52:34,355
Where is she!

755
00:52:34,422 --> 00:52:36,759
Hey!
Calm down.

756
00:52:37,225 --> 00:52:39,460
I don't know, all right?

757
00:52:39,528 --> 00:52:41,563
I wasn't even
supposed to be here!

758
00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:44,967
All I was hired to do
was scare ya up a bit.

759
00:52:45,034 --> 00:52:46,635
And that's all.

760
00:52:46,702 --> 00:52:48,269
Hired?

761
00:52:48,336 --> 00:52:49,336
Hired by who?

762
00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:50,773
Giselle...

763
00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:52,941
Manilla.

764
00:52:53,008 --> 00:52:55,077
She said there's a surprise
waiting here for you.

765
00:52:55,144 --> 00:52:57,211
A surprise?

766
00:52:57,278 --> 00:52:58,781
I'll show you a
fucking surprise.

767
00:52:58,847 --> 00:53:00,916
You tell me where Laine is
right now or

768
00:53:00,983 --> 00:53:02,527
I'll stick this thing
so far up your ass,

769
00:53:02,551 --> 00:53:03,791
you'll taste the fuckin' metal.

770
00:53:03,852 --> 00:53:06,320
Yeah, hillbilly, it's time to
start talking.

771
00:53:06,387 --> 00:53:07,431
All of you take a step
fuckin' back!

772
00:53:07,455 --> 00:53:08,657
Woah, woah, woah!

773
00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:10,893
Or I'll blow your fuckin'
brains out!

774
00:53:32,246 --> 00:53:34,482
My ears are fucking ringing!

775
00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,719
I warned you!
Step back!

776
00:53:36,785 --> 00:53:38,787
Jesus, Stu, you didn't have
to fire that thing!

777
00:53:38,854 --> 00:53:41,724
Next time I do, you
won't hear anything anymore.

778
00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:45,861
Okay, let's figure this out.

779
00:53:47,428 --> 00:53:48,797
It's an escape room, right?

780
00:53:48,864 --> 00:53:51,399
It's not a fucking escape room.

781
00:53:52,735 --> 00:53:54,069
It's a trap.

782
00:53:54,136 --> 00:53:55,804
And who's the trapper?

783
00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,974
The Creeper.

784
00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:03,212
The Creeper's a fairytale, son.

785
00:54:03,277 --> 00:54:05,914
I saw it.

786
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,916
You guys are fucking nuts.

787
00:54:09,450 --> 00:54:11,754
It's got Laine
and I'm gonna find her.

788
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:14,156
- We're staying put.
- What?

789
00:54:14,223 --> 00:54:16,825
Oh, don't tell me, this
interrupts your hectic schedule

790
00:54:16,892 --> 00:54:20,495
of country hick incest
and intermittent horse loving.

791
00:54:20,562 --> 00:54:22,030
Fuck you, Hollywood.

792
00:54:22,097 --> 00:54:23,632
Hey!
Hey!

793
00:54:28,436 --> 00:54:30,271
We've gotta start working
as a team.

794
00:54:30,338 --> 00:54:32,440
So as difficult
as I know it is for you,

795
00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:34,910
I need you to stop
being a fuckin' asshole!

796
00:54:35,944 --> 00:54:37,846
You're stuck with us now.

797
00:54:37,913 --> 00:54:39,181
Put it down.

798
00:54:39,248 --> 00:54:40,816
Put the gun down.

799
00:54:40,883 --> 00:54:42,483
Put the gun down.

800
00:54:43,051 --> 00:54:46,922
Nobody's going anywhere
until I find Laine.

801
00:54:52,194 --> 00:54:53,327
It's coming.

802
00:55:02,004 --> 00:55:04,072
Upstairs, now!

803
00:55:13,649 --> 00:55:15,083
Go to the attic!

804
00:55:18,452 --> 00:55:20,022
Ah... ahh!

805
00:55:27,996 --> 00:55:30,532
When we were outside,
I saw a light in here.

806
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:32,433
I'll find a switch.

807
00:55:36,238 --> 00:55:38,006
The roof is leaking.

808
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,340
But it's not raining.

809
00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:45,314
Ah... ahh!

810
00:55:45,379 --> 00:55:47,950
Oh, you gotta be shitting me!

811
00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:49,585
Who the hell is that?

812
00:55:49,651 --> 00:55:51,119
That's Sam...

813
00:56:41,603 --> 00:56:43,572
Oh, what the hell is that?!

814
00:56:52,514 --> 00:56:54,216
You're real.

815
00:57:00,389 --> 00:57:02,324
Agghh!

816
00:57:02,391 --> 00:57:03,926
- Ugh!
- Where is she!

817
00:57:03,992 --> 00:57:05,928
Where is she!

818
00:57:07,428 --> 00:57:09,531
Where is she!

819
00:57:09,598 --> 00:57:10,999
Get off me!

820
00:57:11,066 --> 00:57:12,634
Talk to me!

821
00:57:13,568 --> 00:57:14,870
Get off me!

822
00:57:14,937 --> 00:57:16,338
Get off me!

823
00:57:54,009 --> 00:57:55,610
Help!

824
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:10,359
Ahh!
Ah!

825
00:58:33,181 --> 00:58:34,181
Agghh!

826
00:58:34,216 --> 00:58:35,550
Argh!

827
00:58:35,617 --> 00:58:37,285
Ugh!

828
00:58:48,497 --> 00:58:49,564
Chase!

829
00:58:49,631 --> 00:58:51,266
Help!

830
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:52,701
Help!

831
00:58:54,936 --> 00:58:56,038
Where the hell did she go?

832
00:58:56,104 --> 00:58:57,639
She's gotta be here somewhere.

833
00:58:57,706 --> 00:58:59,708
Come on, Carrie!

834
00:59:01,511 --> 00:59:02,778
Carrie!

835
00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:17,793
Argh!

836
00:59:19,394 --> 00:59:20,996
Ugh!

837
00:59:23,665 --> 00:59:24,666
Aggh!

838
00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:39,748
Ugh!

839
00:59:52,594 --> 00:59:53,595
Ugh!

840
00:59:53,662 --> 00:59:55,197
Aggh!

841
00:59:55,263 --> 00:59:57,032
Ahhhh!

842
01:00:52,354 --> 01:00:53,421
Fuck.

843
01:01:13,742 --> 01:01:15,443
Aghhh!

844
01:01:15,511 --> 01:01:16,646
Agggh!

845
01:01:26,721 --> 01:01:28,223
Carrie!
Hey, hey.

846
01:01:29,124 --> 01:01:30,959
It's coming... it's coming!

847
01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:32,928
Where's Laine... where's Laine?

848
01:01:32,994 --> 01:01:34,696
- I don't know.
- Where is she?

849
01:01:34,763 --> 01:01:36,131
- Where is Laine?
- I don't know.

850
01:01:36,198 --> 01:01:37,699
- I don't know.
- Where is she?

851
01:01:51,813 --> 01:01:53,481
What's that?

852
01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:57,219
In here...

853
01:01:57,285 --> 01:01:58,654
In here.

854
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,755
Go!
Come on.

855
01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:08,263
<i>♪ Baby,
keep those peepers off me ♪</i>

856
01:02:12,934 --> 01:02:14,236
There's no way out.

857
01:02:19,374 --> 01:02:21,243
We're just gonna have
to kill it.

858
01:02:22,645 --> 01:02:24,813
Yeah, with a rolling pin.

859
01:02:24,879 --> 01:02:27,550
It won't work.
It's immortal, trust me.

860
01:02:28,116 --> 01:02:29,719
Our only hope is it
loses interest in us,

861
01:02:29,784 --> 01:02:32,087
or we wait out
the hunting cycle.

862
01:02:33,088 --> 01:02:35,023
And how long is
the hunting cycle?

863
01:02:36,925 --> 01:02:38,326
23 days.

864
01:02:39,494 --> 01:02:40,996
We're fucked.

865
01:02:42,665 --> 01:02:44,165
We are fucked.

866
01:02:51,641 --> 01:02:54,175
I'm getting a
real sense of déjà vu.

867
01:03:02,718 --> 01:03:04,185
Laine!

868
01:03:05,053 --> 01:03:06,555
- Laine!
- Ah... ahh... ahhh!

869
01:03:06,622 --> 01:03:07,922
Laine, it's me!

870
01:03:07,989 --> 01:03:09,257
It's me, it's me, it's me.

871
01:03:09,324 --> 01:03:11,960
Laine, please, please!
It's me, baby, it's me.

872
01:03:12,027 --> 01:03:13,705
- What happened, baby?
- We have to get out of here!

873
01:03:13,729 --> 01:03:14,772
What... what happened to you?

874
01:03:14,796 --> 01:03:15,731
He'll get you all!

875
01:03:15,797 --> 01:03:16,998
Anyone who's near me.

876
01:03:17,065 --> 01:03:18,900
- Baby, you're bleeding.
- It's me it wants.

877
01:03:19,769 --> 01:03:21,336
The only way out is upstairs.

878
01:03:21,403 --> 01:03:22,738
Let's go.

879
01:03:22,804 --> 01:03:24,674
Let's go!

880
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:25,840
Everybody stick together.

881
01:03:36,318 --> 01:03:39,454
I got you, I got you.

882
01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:45,226
- Oh, the phone!
- Wait!

883
01:03:45,293 --> 01:03:47,195
Aggghhh!

884
01:03:47,262 --> 01:03:49,097
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my leg!

885
01:03:49,164 --> 01:03:51,667
Oh... oh, fuck!
No-ho-ho!

886
01:03:51,734 --> 01:03:53,636
Agh, my leg!

887
01:03:53,703 --> 01:03:55,403
Oh, fuck!

888
01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:05,146
Oh... oh!

889
01:04:05,213 --> 01:04:06,782
<i>911, what's your emergency?</i>

890
01:04:06,848 --> 01:04:08,149
Erm...

891
01:04:08,216 --> 01:04:09,616
<i>What's your location, sir?</i>

892
01:04:09,652 --> 01:04:11,052
Where the hell are we?

893
01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:12,731
- The Barnabett House.
- The Barnabett House!

894
01:04:12,755 --> 01:04:13,855
<i>- Sir?</i>
- Yeah.

895
01:04:13,922 --> 01:04:15,242
<i>What's the problem, sir?</i>

896
01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:17,593
The... the... the Creeper.
Something is trying to kill us.

897
01:04:18,226 --> 01:04:20,228
<i>Have you been taking drugs...</i>

898
01:04:20,295 --> 01:04:21,396
<i>Sir?</i>

899
01:04:21,463 --> 01:04:23,733
Do I sound like a fuckin'
stoner to you?

900
01:04:23,799 --> 01:04:26,134
I need you to get some help to
the Barnabett House

901
01:04:26,201 --> 01:04:27,703
or I swear to God...

902
01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:32,207
<i>Sir, are you okay?</i>

903
01:04:34,876 --> 01:04:37,245
- Fuck, please!
- Come on, let's go!

904
01:04:37,912 --> 01:04:39,180
Let's go!
Come on!

905
01:04:41,116 --> 01:04:42,884
Hold him, hold him!

906
01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:45,019
Agh!

907
01:04:46,488 --> 01:04:47,489
Come on!

908
01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:52,728
Oh, shit!

909
01:04:52,795 --> 01:04:54,362
Quick, quick.

910
01:04:54,429 --> 01:04:55,731
Baby...

911
01:05:01,403 --> 01:05:03,506
Wait, what?
Why are you stopping?

912
01:05:03,572 --> 01:05:06,542
Even if we get outside
we're sitting ducks out there.

913
01:05:06,609 --> 01:05:08,076
Help me over here.

914
01:05:09,911 --> 01:05:11,814
Do we risk it
or hole up in here?

915
01:05:11,881 --> 01:05:13,381
I vote hunker down.

916
01:05:13,448 --> 01:05:15,694
The police are coming, so that
will slow the Creeper down.

917
01:05:15,718 --> 01:05:17,152
Are they?

918
01:05:17,218 --> 01:05:20,756
Well, they're not just gonna
ignore a 911 call, right?

919
01:05:20,823 --> 01:05:22,991
Oh, my sweet summer child.

920
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,995
Oh fuck,
I need a fucking doctor!

921
01:05:27,696 --> 01:05:29,765
We're like flies in a
spider's web.

922
01:05:29,832 --> 01:05:30,999
It's calling the shots.

923
01:05:31,065 --> 01:05:33,134
The only way we
end this is to kill it.

924
01:05:33,201 --> 01:05:35,838
Well, your boyfriend
said we can't, so...

925
01:05:35,905 --> 01:05:37,673
I'm not so sure.

926
01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:39,642
I've seen it up close.

927
01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:41,042
How then?

928
01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:43,746
It's old and decrepit.

929
01:05:44,212 --> 01:05:46,381
It stinks of death.

930
01:05:46,448 --> 01:05:48,016
Well, where
the hell is it, anyway?

931
01:05:48,082 --> 01:05:49,484
It's toying with us.

932
01:05:51,453 --> 01:05:52,688
He likes to play.

933
01:05:55,323 --> 01:05:56,592
We need to trap it.

934
01:05:57,827 --> 01:05:59,027
With what?

935
01:06:00,962 --> 01:06:02,531
- Carrie!
- Run!

936
01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:06,201
Fuck!

937
01:06:06,267 --> 01:06:07,969
Go, take him!

938
01:06:08,036 --> 01:06:09,337
- Carrie!
- Agh!

939
01:06:09,404 --> 01:06:10,438
Carrie!

940
01:06:11,206 --> 01:06:13,007
Carrie!
Come on!

941
01:06:13,074 --> 01:06:14,510
Aghh!

942
01:06:15,845 --> 01:06:17,011
No!

943
01:06:17,646 --> 01:06:18,747
No!

944
01:06:19,347 --> 01:06:20,348
No!

945
01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:23,418
Quick... quick!
Come on!

946
01:06:26,822 --> 01:06:27,989
Here, here, here!

947
01:06:28,056 --> 01:06:29,290
Quick!

948
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,394
What the f...

949
01:06:33,461 --> 01:06:35,997
Holy Mary, mother of God.

950
01:06:36,832 --> 01:06:40,536
Pray for us sinners now and at
the hour of our death, amen.

951
01:06:40,603 --> 01:06:41,737
Amen.

952
01:06:41,804 --> 01:06:42,972
What is this place?

953
01:07:14,703 --> 01:07:17,071
Ahhhh!

954
01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:02,751
What can you see?

955
01:08:04,887 --> 01:08:06,522
Jesus!

956
01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:19,467
Oh, fuck.

957
01:08:36,018 --> 01:08:37,553
Looks like it's gone.

958
01:08:39,088 --> 01:08:41,155
It took Carrie.

959
01:09:12,921 --> 01:09:15,658
<i>♪ Jeepers, baby ♪</i>

960
01:09:17,026 --> 01:09:18,694
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

961
01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:22,263
<i>♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪</i>

962
01:09:22,330 --> 01:09:25,433
<i>♪ Keep those peepers off me ♪</i>

963
01:09:25,501 --> 01:09:28,302
<i>♪ You're creepin'
while I'm dreamin' ♪</i>

964
01:09:28,369 --> 01:09:32,007
<i>♪ You're preying
but I'm praying ♪</i>

965
01:09:32,074 --> 01:09:34,943
<i>♪ Keep those hungry
eyes off me ♪</i>

966
01:09:35,010 --> 01:09:37,112
Oh no.
No, Jesus!

967
01:09:37,178 --> 01:09:38,714
Oh, fuck.

968
01:09:38,781 --> 01:09:41,617
No, please, Lord, not like this.

969
01:09:43,118 --> 01:09:44,753
No, not like this.

970
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:46,598
Maybe there's something
in here that can help us.

971
01:09:46,622 --> 01:09:48,824
Maybe, erm, information or...

972
01:09:48,891 --> 01:09:51,325
One way or another,
we're done running.

973
01:09:51,392 --> 01:09:53,261
Yeah, literally.

974
01:09:53,327 --> 01:09:55,164
I don't understand how
this place

975
01:09:55,229 --> 01:09:56,965
isn't burnt to the ground yet.

976
01:10:04,472 --> 01:10:06,441
- Please?
- Oh, shi...

977
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,346
I'd give my left arm for...

978
01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:13,849
Careful, you might.

979
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:15,818
Yeah, I instantly
regretted saying that.

980
01:10:15,884 --> 01:10:18,252
Sorry man.
Yeah, it's just nerves.

981
01:10:25,226 --> 01:10:27,228
What the hell is that?

982
01:10:27,863 --> 01:10:29,330
Voodoo doll?

983
01:10:38,941 --> 01:10:40,308
What the...

984
01:10:40,374 --> 01:10:42,077
Holy son of Jesus.

985
01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:01,295
Guys, the stone.

986
01:11:02,030 --> 01:11:03,331
Baby, wait...

987
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,577
Oh my God, they're feeding it.

988
01:11:51,947 --> 01:11:55,751
Baby, why did you say
he was after you?

989
01:11:56,384 --> 01:11:57,862
Where did it...
Where did it take you?

990
01:11:57,886 --> 01:11:59,888
- What really happened?
- Chase, I'm pregnant.

991
01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:03,258
That's why it's after me.

992
01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:04,492
What?

993
01:12:05,393 --> 01:12:07,029
It wants what I've got.

994
01:12:10,098 --> 01:12:13,001
And, yes...

995
01:12:13,068 --> 01:12:14,503
I will marry you...

996
01:12:17,873 --> 01:12:19,641
If we ever get out
of here alive.

997
01:12:21,944 --> 01:12:24,112
But why the hell would
they be feeding this thing?

998
01:12:28,317 --> 01:12:29,885
Look at all this crap.

999
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,955
What is this?

1000
01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:34,089
A shrine?

1001
01:12:40,329 --> 01:12:42,030
I thought these were stories.

1002
01:12:42,831 --> 01:12:43,866
Legends.

1003
01:12:46,068 --> 01:12:47,368
But it all seems real.

1004
01:12:47,435 --> 01:12:49,403
And what, it has a cult fan club

1005
01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:51,273
that helps feed this thing?

1006
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:53,008
Then maybe they want one of us.

1007
01:12:53,075 --> 01:12:54,075
What?

1008
01:12:59,615 --> 01:13:01,116
We can't fight it.

1009
01:13:01,183 --> 01:13:03,018
But we can beat it,
maybe even stop it.

1010
01:13:05,888 --> 01:13:07,723
We're in its twisted
web right now.

1011
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,660
But it's time
to turn the tables.

1012
01:13:11,727 --> 01:13:13,061
We need a plan.

1013
01:13:15,864 --> 01:13:17,833
I think I know
what we need to do.

1014
01:14:18,794 --> 01:14:21,330
Go, go, go, go...

1015
01:15:26,194 --> 01:15:27,796
Ah!

1016
01:15:27,863 --> 01:15:29,531
- Agh!
- Stu!

1017
01:15:29,598 --> 01:15:31,299
Agh!

1018
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,235
Ugh!

1019
01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:34,480
I've got him, I've got him!

1020
01:15:34,504 --> 01:15:36,171
Aggh!

1021
01:15:56,691 --> 01:15:58,894
Argh!

1022
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,364
<i>- ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪</i>
- Aggh!

1023
01:16:02,431 --> 01:16:05,067
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

1024
01:16:07,002 --> 01:16:10,439
<i>♪ Baby, keep
those peepers off me ♪</i>

1025
01:16:11,973 --> 01:16:14,743
<i>♪ You're creepin'
while I'm dreamin' ♪</i>

1026
01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:16,678
<i>♪ You're preying,
but I'm praying ♪</i>

1027
01:16:16,745 --> 01:16:18,880
Argh!

1028
01:16:24,786 --> 01:16:26,922
Come on, asshole!

1029
01:18:29,579 --> 01:18:31,012
Ugh!

1030
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:48,664
<i>Take the baby,
its life force belongs to you.</i>

1031
01:18:48,730 --> 01:18:51,099
<i>Live forever, take the baby.</i>

1032
01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:53,703
<i>Its life force belongs to you.</i>

1033
01:18:53,768 --> 01:18:57,005
<i>Live forever, take the baby.</i>

1034
01:18:57,072 --> 01:18:59,107
<i>Its life force belongs to you.</i>

1035
01:19:00,242 --> 01:19:02,777
You can't have it!
Ugh!

1036
01:19:10,752 --> 01:19:13,188
Come on.
Ugh!

1037
01:19:16,091 --> 01:19:17,792
- Ugh!
- Argh!

1038
01:19:25,367 --> 01:19:27,536
How do you like
those peepers, bitch?

1039
01:19:46,656 --> 01:19:47,989
Now!

1040
01:19:48,923 --> 01:19:50,058
Aghh!

1041
01:20:10,746 --> 01:20:11,781
Oh, no.

1042
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,829
Aggh, get off!

1043
01:20:27,896 --> 01:20:29,732
Get off!

1044
01:20:33,401 --> 01:20:35,671
- Aggh!
- Stu, no!

1045
01:20:43,779 --> 01:20:45,614
Agh!

1046
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,626
Stu!

1047
01:20:58,993 --> 01:21:00,629
Laine!

1048
01:23:18,934 --> 01:23:20,569
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1049
01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:25,106
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1050
01:23:26,809 --> 01:23:28,476
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1051
01:23:34,817 --> 01:23:36,652
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1052
01:23:38,854 --> 01:23:40,756
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1053
01:23:42,858 --> 01:23:44,760
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1054
01:23:49,230 --> 01:23:51,634
<i>♪ You're preyin'
but I'm praying ♪</i>

1055
01:23:53,201 --> 01:23:55,571
<i>♪ You're preyin'
but I'm praying ♪</i>

1056
01:23:56,672 --> 01:23:59,340
<i>♪ Keep those peepers off me ♪</i>

1057
01:23:59,407 --> 01:24:01,577
<i>♪ Keep your
hungry eyes off me ♪</i>

1058
01:24:20,596 --> 01:24:23,298
<i>♪ You're a creeper, baby ♪</i>

1059
01:24:24,499 --> 01:24:27,770
<i>♪ Yes,
you're a creeper, baby ♪</i>

1060
01:24:28,604 --> 01:24:31,874
<i>♪ And keep
those peepers off me ♪</i>

1061
01:24:32,608 --> 01:24:35,678
<i>♪ And keep
those peepers off of me ♪</i>

1062
01:24:55,731 --> 01:24:58,601
<i>♪ You've got
hungry eyes, baby ♪</i>

1063
01:25:00,803 --> 01:25:03,438
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1064
01:25:03,505 --> 01:25:06,742
<i>♪ You've got
hungry eyes, baby ♪</i>

1065
01:25:08,877 --> 01:25:11,145
<i>♪ Hungry eyes ♪</i>

1066
01:25:11,212 --> 01:25:13,515
<i>♪ Keep your peepers off me ♪</i>

1067
01:25:15,249 --> 01:25:17,485
<i>♪ Keep your peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1068
01:25:19,021 --> 01:25:21,624
<i>♪ Keep your peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1069
01:25:51,419 --> 01:25:54,723
<i>♪ Jeepers, baby ♪</i>

1070
01:25:54,790 --> 01:25:57,158
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

1071
01:25:57,225 --> 01:26:00,796
<i>♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪</i>

1072
01:26:00,863 --> 01:26:03,966
<i>♪ Keep those peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1073
01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:06,802
<i>♪ You're creepin'
while I'm dreamin' ♪</i>

1074
01:26:06,869 --> 01:26:10,371
<i>♪ You're preying,
but I'm praying ♪</i>

1075
01:26:10,438 --> 01:26:13,474
<i>♪ Keep those
hungry eyes off me ♪</i>

1076
01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:16,545
<i>♪ 'Cause you and me,
we could never be ♪</i>

1077
01:26:16,612 --> 01:26:20,082
<i>♪ Jeepers, baby ♪</i>

1078
01:26:20,149 --> 01:26:22,651
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

1079
01:26:22,718 --> 01:26:26,487
<i>♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪</i>

1080
01:26:26,555 --> 01:26:29,490
<i>♪ Keep those peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1081
01:26:29,558 --> 01:26:32,293
<i>♪ You lay your spell on me ♪</i>

1082
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:35,798
<i>♪ It's voodoo ♪</i>

1083
01:26:35,864 --> 01:26:39,467
<i>♪ Your hands
on my body, baby ♪</i>

1084
01:26:39,535 --> 01:26:41,469
<i>♪ It's hoodoo ♪</i>

1085
01:26:42,403 --> 01:26:45,908
<i>♪ Creepers, baby ♪</i>

1086
01:26:45,974 --> 01:26:48,376
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

1087
01:26:48,443 --> 01:26:51,947
<i>♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪</i>

1088
01:26:52,014 --> 01:26:54,983
<i>♪ Keep your peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1089
01:27:20,743 --> 01:27:24,113
<i>♪ Jeepers, baby ♪</i>

1090
01:27:24,179 --> 01:27:26,648
<i>♪ You have those hungry,
hungry eyes ♪</i>

1091
01:27:26,715 --> 01:27:30,485
<i>♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪</i>

1092
01:27:30,552 --> 01:27:33,055
<i>♪ Keep those peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1093
01:27:33,655 --> 01:27:36,225
<i>♪ Keep those peepers
off of me ♪</i>

1094
01:27:36,759 --> 01:27:39,595
<i>♪ Keep those peepers ♪</i>

1095
01:27:39,661 --> 01:27:42,531
<i>♪ Off of me! ♪</i>

1096
01:27:42,598 --> 01:27:43,866
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>


