1 00:00:03,328 --> 00:00:05,727 THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road till we 2 00:00:05,727 --> 00:00:08,128 stop, and then we'll shop. 3 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:14,047 So one, two, three now, baby, here we go. 4 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,048 Here we go. 5 00:00:16,048 --> 00:00:17,087 Here we go. 6 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:20,960 On a mission, undercover and we're in control. 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,368 Here we go. 8 00:00:22,368 --> 00:00:23,328 Here we go. 9 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:26,479 We're Totally Spies so get on with the show. 10 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:27,888 Here we go. 11 00:00:27,888 --> 00:00:29,327 Here we go. 12 00:00:29,327 --> 00:00:30,768 Here we go. 13 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,288 -We've a bit of a problem, sir. 14 00:00:48,288 --> 00:00:50,560 I'm afraid your books are overdue. 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,848 -The problem is yours, lady, because I 16 00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:54,287 ain't payin' no fines. 17 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,159 -But, that's our policy. 18 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,680 -Too bad. 19 00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:09,200 [gasp] 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,440 -Huh? 21 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,920 -Hey, but me down. 22 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,880 Ugh! 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:41,600 [laughing] 24 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:45,359 -Ooh, Fried Garbarge, now this is a seriously cool band. 25 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,087 -Not as cool as Day Old Bread. 26 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:48,880 They are mega cool. 27 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,207 -Sorry, girls. 28 00:01:50,207 --> 00:01:52,127 I just found the coolest thing in the whole 29 00:01:52,127 --> 00:01:54,047 store, Anson Carter. 30 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:55,648 -Anson Carter? 31 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:56,527 Who's that? 32 00:01:56,527 --> 00:01:59,807 -The brand new, scalding hot, M-Channel VJ. 33 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:03,407 Isn't he a dream? 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,119 -Hi, guys. 35 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:06,560 Anson Carter here with an exciting announcement for ya. 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,959 I'm looking for a special someone to co-host an upcoming 37 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:10,400 show with me at the M-Channel. 38 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,320 All you have to do is send in a catchy and convincing 39 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,759 audition tape, and who knows? 40 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,039 Within weeks you and I could be working together. 41 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:17,487 -Ah! 42 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:19,727 This is too perfect. 43 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,607 I'll send in my tape, get the job, Anson will fall 44 00:02:22,607 --> 00:02:23,567 in love with me. 45 00:02:24,048 --> 00:02:25,968 And we'll spend the rest of our lives together. 46 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:36,047 -OK, Clover, I totally support free expression and all, but 47 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:37,680 you are in public. 48 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,600 -I'm going home right now to work on my tape. 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,559 [gasps] 50 00:02:46,559 --> 00:02:48,127 [screams] 51 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:51,168 -Could Jerry's timing be any worse? 52 00:02:51,647 --> 00:02:52,128 -Argh! 53 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:52,607 -Ugh! 54 00:02:53,088 --> 00:02:53,567 -Ugh! 55 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,968 -Well, that was completely gross. 56 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,888 A vacuum then a garbage can? 57 00:02:57,888 --> 00:03:00,287 Thanks, Jer. 58 00:03:00,287 --> 00:03:00,847 Jer? 59 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:01,999 -Down here. 60 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,999 -Nice duds. 61 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,679 Are you, like, in a play or something? 62 00:03:07,679 --> 00:03:08,448 -No. 63 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:10,480 But I have some very exciting news. 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,960 I am to be knighted. 65 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,439 [gasp] 66 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:14,880 -Knighted? 67 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,760 Like with a sword and the queen, and you'll be a sir? 68 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,680 -Yes, yes, and yes. 69 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,600 It's quite an unexpected honor. 70 00:03:22,048 --> 00:03:22,527 -So can we come? 71 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:24,768 I've always wanted to meet the queen. 72 00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:27,167 -Tragically, you cannot, though you three will be 73 00:03:27,648 --> 00:03:28,608 traveling to England. 74 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:29,568 -England? 75 00:03:29,568 --> 00:03:31,007 But I can't. 76 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:33,407 I have a very important, possibly life-altering video 77 00:03:33,887 --> 00:03:34,639 to star in. 78 00:03:34,928 --> 00:03:36,848 -Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. 79 00:03:36,848 --> 00:03:38,768 Right now, I have an assignment for you. 80 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:41,248 In the city of Liverpool, there have been a rash of odd 81 00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:42,687 occurrences. 82 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,607 People's personalities have suddenly changed. 83 00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:46,048 Observe. 84 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:48,799 This mild-mannered librarian started acting like a 85 00:03:48,799 --> 00:03:50,559 professional wrestler. 86 00:03:50,559 --> 00:03:53,839 And this prominent surgeon can't stop dancing. 87 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:56,479 And this army general now treats his officers like a 88 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:58,399 kindergarten class. 89 00:03:58,399 --> 00:03:58,880 -Freaky. 90 00:03:59,359 --> 00:03:59,840 -Especially since some of these 91 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:01,279 people are very important. 92 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,680 -Then I guess we'd better find out what's causing this to 93 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,359 happen, fast. 94 00:04:05,359 --> 00:04:06,319 -Precisely. 95 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:07,759 And now for your gadgets. 96 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:11,487 You will using laser lipstick, earring communicators, the 97 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:14,240 hair pick lock pick, suction cup bottomed 98 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,447 go-go boot, and VEGs. 99 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,728 -VEGs? 100 00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:21,039 -Vapor Emitting Gloves, wear them at your olfactory risk. 101 00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:23,327 -Ew, nast! 102 00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:23,807 -Indeed. 103 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:34,367 And now, you're off, as am I. 104 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:37,247 -So Anson, remember, my name is Clover, and 105 00:04:37,247 --> 00:04:39,167 your search is over. 106 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,607 You've found your M-Channel guest gal. 107 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:44,447 I'm hipper than hip, hopper and hop, I walk the walk, and, 108 00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:47,679 baby, I talk the talk. 109 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,399 -That was awesome, Clover. 110 00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:51,840 -Thanks. 111 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,279 Now all I have to do is send in the tape, and keep my 112 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,799 fingers crossed. 113 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,719 -Good, because right now it's spy time. 114 00:05:04,207 --> 00:05:05,280 -Um, are you sure you're a librarian? 115 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,047 Because, sister, you are way buff. 116 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:11,599 -I was until last Thursday, the day my whole life changed. 117 00:05:11,599 --> 00:05:12,079 -What do mean? 118 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:13,887 What happened? 119 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:16,288 -I was working at the library when I saw this bright light. 120 00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:18,208 Then all of a sudden, I wasn't a wimp anymore. 121 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,168 I was a wrestler. 122 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,767 It was amazing. 123 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,639 -I'm afraid I don't follow. 124 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,519 -The only thing I lifted before was books and my 125 00:05:25,519 --> 00:05:26,479 afternoon cup of tea. 126 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,559 Now I can bench 150! 127 00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:31,359 I've another match tomorrow night against some bloke from 128 00:05:31,359 --> 00:05:31,839 Kensington. 129 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:33,199 Want to come? 130 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,599 -Sounds like a blast, but, unfortunately, we'll have to 131 00:05:35,599 --> 00:05:37,360 take a rain check. 132 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,320 -Suit yourself. 133 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,240 Now if you'll excuse me I have to go work on my abs. 134 00:05:47,008 --> 00:05:48,447 -What a freak show. 135 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:51,599 I mean, how often do you meet a wrestling librarian? 136 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:53,999 -Yeah, about as often as you meet a high school girl 137 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,839 involved international espionage. 138 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,519 OK, bad example. 139 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,199 -Hey, check it out. 140 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:04,848 Pro-wrestler Birmingham Brawler quits, wants simpler, 141 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:06,367 quieter life. 142 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,767 -He probably got dropped on his head one too many times. 143 00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:13,567 -So? 144 00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:16,479 -Either that or his personality's changed. 145 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,439 -What are you saying, Sammy? 146 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,839 -That this is way too weird to be a coincidence. 147 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:32,047 [grunts] 148 00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:34,447 -Yes, well, wrestling was my old life, you see. 149 00:06:34,447 --> 00:06:35,887 Now I prefer a good book. 150 00:06:35,887 --> 00:06:39,119 -But you're, like, the Birmingham Brawler, dude. 151 00:06:39,119 --> 00:06:42,047 A butt-kicking powerhouse of strength. 152 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,487 -Oh, yes. 153 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,407 Well, I was the Birmingham Brawler, until last Thursday 154 00:06:45,887 --> 00:06:50,287 when I discovered Trollope, Emily Bronte, and Balzac. 155 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,207 -You don't happen to know the head librarian at the 156 00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:54,207 Liverpool Library, do you? 157 00:06:54,687 --> 00:06:57,087 -Why no, but I'd so love to meet her. 158 00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:59,967 We probably have a great deal in common. 159 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:00,927 -Well, thanks for your time. 160 00:07:01,407 --> 00:07:02,847 Keep digging on those books. 161 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:03,807 -Oh, yes. 162 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:04,767 I sure will. 163 00:07:04,767 --> 00:07:07,119 Cheerio, my dears. 164 00:07:07,119 --> 00:07:09,487 -Just when I thought the first freak show was good, the 165 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:12,127 second one was even better. 166 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,527 -It's like the game we used to play in nursery school, 167 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:15,487 Opposite Day. 168 00:07:15,487 --> 00:07:16,447 [gasp] 169 00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:17,887 -You're absolutely right, Alex. 170 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:20,287 It's like they've switched personalities. 171 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:23,167 -But how is that possible, especially since they don't 172 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,127 even know each other? 173 00:07:24,127 --> 00:07:26,527 -I'm not sure, but we're going to find out. 174 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:35,727 -It's totally amazing. 175 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:39,087 Even the most heinous of tweeds, I still look fabulous. 176 00:07:42,447 --> 00:07:45,039 -So what are we looking for, exactly? 177 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:46,479 -The librarian's datebook. 178 00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:49,359 i want to know what's so special about last Thursday. 179 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:51,439 And what her connection is to our wrestler. 180 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:55,807 Hm. 181 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:57,247 -Huh? 182 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:58,207 -According to this, she met with a 183 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,127 Dr.Gray on Thursday morning. 184 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,527 -It says here, he's a shrink. 185 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:08,847 He treats doctors, generals, teachers, and even celebrities 186 00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:10,847 like the Birmingham Brawler. 187 00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:11,807 -Bingo! 188 00:08:11,807 --> 00:08:13,279 We have our connection. 189 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,679 -It's time to pay the good doctor a visit. 190 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,527 -OK, so this is like the opposite of a 191 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:26,447 normal place to live. 192 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,967 -Shrinks are so dramatic. 193 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:35,999 [doorbell ringing] 194 00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,439 -Looks like nobody's home. 195 00:08:37,439 --> 00:08:39,359 I say, we let ourselves in. 196 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:39,839 -Hm? 197 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,487 Hm. 198 00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:58,879 -We may need a gadget to bust through. 199 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,799 -How about a nice roundhouse kick, instead? 200 00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:04,767 Ugh! 201 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:05,727 Whoa! 202 00:09:05,727 --> 00:09:06,767 -Wow! 203 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,207 These boots are multi-functional. 204 00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:09,647 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Argh! 205 00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:15,167 -OK. 206 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,847 Let's split up and see what we find, Use your earring 207 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,287 communicators to stay in touch. 208 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:24,479 -Well, besides the criminally tacky decor, everything looks 209 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:25,519 pretty normal to me. 210 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:26,479 -Same here. 211 00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:28,079 How about on your end, Alex? 212 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:31,039 -Just a stuffy room filled with books. 213 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:32,479 Hm? 214 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,847 Come to think of it, that wrestler would love in here. 215 00:09:37,439 --> 00:09:37,839 [beeping] 216 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:39,999 -Whoa! 217 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:40,479 -Alex? 218 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,399 Alex, are you OK? 219 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:43,167 -She's not answering. 220 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:45,167 Let's find her. 221 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,166 Whoa! 222 00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:49,119 -Sammy, can you hear me? 223 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:50,399 Hello? 224 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,319 Oh, this is so not good. 225 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:03,439 -So, I went over the falls in the barrel, caught the hoodlum 226 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:06,719 on his fancy boat, and now he's shut away for years. 227 00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:07,679 -Oh, my! 228 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:08,639 What a story. 229 00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:10,047 How thrilling. 230 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:11,007 [telecom ringing] 231 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:11,967 -Oh, excuse me , Your Majesty. 232 00:10:12,447 --> 00:10:13,807 I'll be just a moment. 233 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:15,247 -Hello. 234 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,167 -Jer, it's Clover and I have a big time problem. 235 00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,087 Alex and Sam just disappeared. 236 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:21,007 I need to help me, ASAP. 237 00:10:21,007 --> 00:10:23,887 -Yes, well, I'm afraid that might not be possible just 238 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:24,367 this instance. 239 00:10:24,847 --> 00:10:25,327 -Huh? 240 00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:26,287 Not possible? 241 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:27,887 Hello! 242 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:28,847 If you don't get here quick, I may be the next to vanish. 243 00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,119 And then it's goodbye M-Channel, goodbye Anson, and 244 00:10:31,119 --> 00:10:33,407 goodbye perfect life. 245 00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:33,887 -Uh, ha, ha. 246 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,439 Uh, calm down. 247 00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:38,319 I have you coordinates, I'll be there as soon as I can. 248 00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:39,759 -Everything all right? 249 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:40,719 -Oh, yes. 250 00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:42,479 Right as rain. 251 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:46,638 Say, do you mind pointing me in the direction of the loo? 252 00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:48,959 [gasp] 253 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,399 -Ah. 254 00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:19,487 -What the-- 255 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:22,367 -Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. 256 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,399 So what is this place? 257 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,319 -The home of our prime suspect, Dr. Gray. 258 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,719 He's switching the personalities of his patients. 259 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,798 We just don't know how or why. 260 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:31,279 -Hm. 261 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,039 Very interesting. 262 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,159 -If by interesting you mean gaudy, then ya, I'm with ya. 263 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:38,559 -Not the decor, Clover. 264 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,439 I'm talking about that. 265 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,399 -What is it? 266 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:44,607 -A pendant. 267 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:47,967 The kind used in hypnotherapy. 268 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:48,927 -It's really heavy. 269 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:52,878 And not in the cool '60s way. 270 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,319 -Well that's because it's filled with 271 00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:56,239 some sort of circuitry. 272 00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:57,678 -I wonder what this button does. 273 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:01,566 -You'd activate my latest research tool, the highly 274 00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:02,799 potent and highly 275 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:06,366 co. 276 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:07,807 -Dr. Gray, I presume? 277 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:08,286 [gasp] 278 00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:09,727 -Huh? 279 00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:13,086 -It allows me to alter the persona of anyone I see fit. 280 00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:17,086 So far I've only used it on my annoying patients. 281 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:21,886 But I assume that it works just as well on intruders. 282 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,759 -So, what is your deal? 283 00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:26,159 Why are you messing with people's personalities? 284 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:29,039 -Because I'm sick of listening to them complain. 285 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,879 I figure if they learn to walk in each others shoes, maybe 286 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,078 they'll see life with a whole new perspective. 287 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:39,679 Plus, it's a great deal of fun. 288 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,119 -OK. 289 00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:43,119 Kind of an extreme approach to therapy, don't you think? 290 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:46,319 -Sometimes it's necessary to be extreme. 291 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:51,119 In fact, since my experiment is going so well, I'm planning 292 00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:54,526 on going global, starting with the President 293 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:55,486 of the United States. 294 00:12:55,967 --> 00:13:00,367 I think he could learn a lot from a rodeo clown. 295 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,767 -You'll never get away with it. 296 00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,847 -We'll see about that. 297 00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,527 Get rid of them! 298 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:08,527 -Huh? 299 00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:09,726 Huh? 300 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,167 Ugh! 301 00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:17,327 -Ooh! 302 00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:18,767 -Nice moves, Jer. 303 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:22,127 -Your moves are quite skillful, as well. 304 00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:26,687 -Fine, then, I guess I'll just have to dispose of you myself. 305 00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:27,759 [zap] 306 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,567 [screams] 307 00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:43,727 -Ugh. 308 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:46,127 -About time you got here. 309 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:50,367 -Give us a break, we've like, been totally busy. 310 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:53,007 -Indeed, we've been quite preoccupied. 311 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:53,998 [gasps] 312 00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,918 -Oh, good heavens. 313 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,838 -No freakin' way! 314 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,319 Huh? 315 00:13:58,798 --> 00:13:59,758 -OK. 316 00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,718 This is the weirdest moment ever. 317 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:01,199 -Yeah. 318 00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:02,879 What happened to you guys? 319 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:06,719 -I gave them a little attitude adjustment. 320 00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:07,679 [gasp] 321 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,406 -I so can't believe the nerve of you. 322 00:14:09,406 --> 00:14:11,807 I mean, talk about a major loser! 323 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,687 -Jerry, please, that kind of talk isn't going to alter our 324 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:15,966 present predicament. 325 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:18,846 -Speaking of predicaments, things are about 326 00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:20,287 to get a lot worse. 327 00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,047 -Oh, my. 328 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,446 -That's only the half of it. 329 00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:31,326 In a matter of moments, your cells will be 330 00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:32,559 teeming with rats. 331 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,919 They've been starved for days. 332 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:38,319 Enjoy the psychological torture. 333 00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,687 -Huh? 334 00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:43,167 OK, ew! 335 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,087 Gag me with a spork. 336 00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,007 This is seriously grodie. 337 00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:49,439 -Unhand me you vile creatures. 338 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:50,799 Mercy, this is repugnant. 339 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:53,199 -I don't know which is scarier, the rats, or those 340 00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:54,878 two switching personalities? 341 00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:56,639 -Me neither. 342 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,366 -Clover, the laser lipstick. 343 00:14:58,366 --> 00:14:59,807 It's in your pocket. 344 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:00,286 -Ugh! 345 00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:01,246 Ugh! 346 00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:04,047 Brilliant thinking, Samantha. 347 00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:05,199 -Ha! 348 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,046 Uh, ha, ha. 349 00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:16,927 Awesome! 350 00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:18,159 Now it's your turn, girlfriends. 351 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,359 Ha, ha. 352 00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:29,199 Thanks, Clover, uh, I mean, Jerry. 353 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,398 -Oh you're quite welcome. 354 00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,287 -No prob! 355 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,247 -OK. 356 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,167 I can't stand another second of this. 357 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,087 We have to find that demented doctor and switch 358 00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,399 you back, right now. 359 00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:38,879 [telecom ringing] 360 00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:40,319 -Huh? 361 00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:41,279 Oh, for the love of Pete, who could be phoning 362 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,038 at a time like this? 363 00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:43,886 Yes, hello. 364 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:44,846 Ah! 365 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:45,327 Delightful. 366 00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:46,766 I absolutely will. 367 00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:47,678 See you then. 368 00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,079 Ah, it seems I got that Anson Carter gig. 369 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,919 They've request my presence in Los Angeles, immediately. 370 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,799 -But what about your situation? 371 00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,719 You know, the fact that you're acting like a 50-something 372 00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:00,158 English guy? 373 00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:03,038 -Ta, she'll just have to deal, because right now the three of 374 00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,558 us need to jet to DC before the pres 375 00:16:04,558 --> 00:16:07,438 becomes a rodeo clown. 376 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,279 [telecom ringing] 377 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,718 -Jer here. 378 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:11,199 Oh, no! 379 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,598 I like totally forgot. 380 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,399 I'll be there in a jiff. 381 00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:15,199 Later. 382 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,159 Someone from the palace. 383 00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:18,367 It's knighting time! 384 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,167 -I guess that just leaves me and you. 385 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,127 -Huh? 386 00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,759 -We have to talk to the President, right away. 387 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:32,846 -It's a matter of national security. 388 00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:33,806 -Hm? 389 00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,327 -Sorry to barge in on you like this, 390 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,766 sir, but it's an emergency. 391 00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,686 -Yeah, an evil shrink's about to turn you 392 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,319 into a rodeo clown. 393 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:45,678 -Did you say a rodeo clown? 394 00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,966 Well, this is just plum crazy. 395 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,327 -Trust me, crazy doesn't even begin to describe this guy. 396 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,766 -Good evening, Mr. President. 397 00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:59,486 It's time for your counseling session. 398 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,766 -What in Old Glory's name are those? 399 00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,567 -The shoes you'll soon be walking in. 400 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:06,527 -See what I mean? 401 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,086 He's way loony. 402 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,046 -That's right. 403 00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:14,159 And now we're here to kick your butt! 404 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:25,198 [grunts] 405 00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:28,559 -I forgot to mention that I switched my faithful 406 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:32,399 assistants with some Karate black belts on the way here. 407 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:36,718 So my butt kicking probably is not going to happen. 408 00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:41,039 Now let's get what we came for, boys. 409 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,438 -Now what do we do, Sammy? 410 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,358 -The only thing we can do, Alex, bring 411 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:46,399 out the heavy artillery. 412 00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:50,958 We're not done with you yet! 413 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,319 -You've got to be joking! 414 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:56,318 -When it comes to saving the world, we don't joke, doc. 415 00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:01,326 [grunts] 416 00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,438 -Sweet dreams. 417 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:04,287 -Ay, ooh. 418 00:18:04,287 --> 00:18:04,766 Ooh. 419 00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,047 -Huh? 420 00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,486 -Awesome work, Sammy. 421 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,559 Now let's put the stink to the shrink. 422 00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:12,958 -I have other plans for him, Alex. 423 00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:17,886 -Hey, I'm really psyched you're here, Clover. 424 00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:19,166 Your tape was a killer. 425 00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:22,846 -Well, I'm tickled pink to be here, Anson, truly. 426 00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,726 -Well, tickled pink, OK, interesting lingo. 427 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:28,926 So are you ready to place videos guest VJ? 428 00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,326 -Indubitably. 429 00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:31,806 Ugh! 430 00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,918 What's this awful din? 431 00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,046 -Ha, ha, excuse me? 432 00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:37,006 -This video. 433 00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:39,438 Don't tell me kids actually like this rubbish? 434 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:42,318 -This rubbish is Fried Garbage, and they're number 435 00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,647 one of the charts. 436 00:18:43,647 --> 00:18:47,279 -Well, I must say their name is quite appropriate. 437 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:48,239 -Ah, ha. 438 00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,279 Well is there anything you do like, Miss Cranky? 439 00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:54,638 -As far as I'm concerned, the only music worth its salt is 440 00:18:54,638 --> 00:18:56,079 the classical variety-- 441 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,478 Brahms, Mozart, Bach. 442 00:18:58,478 --> 00:18:59,438 I bet your audience would appreciate 443 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,279 it as welcomed relief. 444 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,559 -Yeah, well, maybe we'll try it, in another lifetime. 445 00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:05,486 Meanwhile-- 446 00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,926 -Oh, bother. 447 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:24,126 -Hey, Your Majesty, ugh, ah, like, I'm totally sorry I'm 448 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,086 late. 449 00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:26,558 -That's quite all right, Jerry. 450 00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:29,438 -So, like, thanks again for inviting me to hang, and your 451 00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:30,398 killer digs. 452 00:19:30,398 --> 00:19:32,159 I'm royally blown away! 453 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:34,958 -It's so-- 454 00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:35,918 our pleasure. 455 00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:37,838 -Well, thanks to both of you, then. 456 00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:39,758 And major props on deciding to make me a knight. 457 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:42,159 It's, like, such the unexpected treat. 458 00:19:42,159 --> 00:19:44,366 Even better than a shoes sale at the mall. 459 00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:47,246 -Are you're feeling OK, Mr.Lewis? 460 00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:48,206 -OK? 461 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,126 I'm downright stoked, Queenie. 462 00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:53,758 Now let's get this party started. 463 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:56,366 [moans] 464 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,326 -Oopsy. 465 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,518 -You'll never get away with this. 466 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:04,478 -Want to bet? 467 00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:05,918 -I guess we'd better go help the others. 468 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,358 -Good idea. 469 00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:11,086 And in the meantime, my men will take care of this clown. 470 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,118 [snap] 471 00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:16,958 [gasp] 472 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,398 -Huh? 473 00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:27,406 -So I wonder how Clover and Jerry made out? 474 00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,807 -Hm. 475 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,166 -As far as I'm concerned, the only music worth its salt is 476 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,926 the classical variety-- 477 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,158 Brahms, Mozart, Bach. 478 00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,558 I can't those words actually came out of my mouth. 479 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,767 It's so embarrassing. 480 00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:43,647 -What is embarrassing is my behavior at the palace. 481 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:47,006 Not only does the Queen now despise me, but my chances of 482 00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:49,118 ever becoming a knight are utterly nil. 483 00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:51,038 -Aw, that's too bad, Jer. 484 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:51,518 [telecom ringing] 485 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,926 -Huh? 486 00:20:52,926 --> 00:20:54,207 Hello. 487 00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:56,446 Yeah, that's me. 488 00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:57,886 No way! 489 00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:58,846 Yeah, totally! 490 00:20:59,326 --> 00:20:59,806 OK. 491 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:00,766 Bye. 492 00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:02,206 You're so not going to believe this. 493 00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:05,566 Anson, the love of my life has never gotten as many calls 494 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:07,006 about a guest VJ. 495 00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:08,926 Everyone loves the cranky girl! 496 00:21:08,926 --> 00:21:09,886 They want me back. 497 00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:11,006 -Awesome! 498 00:21:11,006 --> 00:21:13,038 -You can thank me any time. 499 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,918 -Uh, no, I don't need to thank you, Jer, I need to switch 500 00:21:16,398 --> 00:21:17,358 personalities with you. 501 00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:19,038 Where's that behavioral adjuster thingy? 502 00:21:19,038 --> 00:21:19,519 -Oh, no. 503 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:19,998 No. 504 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:20,958 Not in a million years. 505 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:21,918 -Come on, Jer! 506 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:22,959 -I said no! 507 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:25,839 -But, Jer, this is important. 508 00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:26,958 Please? 509 00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:29,806 [beep beep] 510 00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:31,247 [giggling]