1 00:00:02,079 --> 00:00:05,648 [THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road till we 2 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:08,528 stop, and then we'll shop. 3 00:00:08,528 --> 00:00:14,288 So 1, 2, 3, now baby, here we go, go, go! 4 00:00:14,288 --> 00:00:15,679 Here we go! 5 00:00:15,679 --> 00:00:17,168 Here we go! 6 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:20,527 On a mission undercover, and we're in control. 7 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:21,520 Here we go! 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,959 Here we go! 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,560 We're Totally Spies, get on with the show. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,487 Here we go! 11 00:00:27,487 --> 00:00:28,928 Here we go! 12 00:00:29,407 --> 00:00:32,768 Here we go!] 13 00:00:32,768 --> 00:00:47,168 [music and audience cheering] 14 00:00:47,168 --> 00:00:48,607 -Thank you, Amsterdam! 15 00:00:48,879 --> 00:00:50,160 Good night! 16 00:00:50,160 --> 00:01:01,728 [cheering and screaming] 17 00:01:02,047 --> 00:01:03,487 -Oh, I forgot my pen. 18 00:01:03,487 --> 00:01:06,320 I'll be right back. 19 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,327 [gasping] 20 00:01:07,327 --> 00:01:07,759 Hey! 21 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,679 Who are-- 22 00:01:09,679 --> 00:01:10,287 ahh! 23 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,688 [muffled screaming] 24 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,407 -I'm so psyched to try this. 25 00:01:21,407 --> 00:01:25,007 I heard Power Yoga Chi-Kwon-Do is the best spot to get a good 26 00:01:25,007 --> 00:01:26,927 workout and meet cute guys. 27 00:01:26,927 --> 00:01:28,847 Just try to keep up and don't embarrass me. 28 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:29,807 -Yoga's a snap. 29 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:33,360 I doubt we'll even break a sweat. 30 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,280 [gong ringing] 31 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:37,200 -Hello, I'm Shirley. 32 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,487 Welcome to my world of pain. 33 00:01:39,487 --> 00:01:40,480 -Oh. 34 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,327 I've got a bad feeling about this. 35 00:01:43,327 --> 00:01:44,287 -Follow me! 36 00:01:44,287 --> 00:01:46,879 If you dare! 37 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:47,839 Long tiger! 38 00:01:47,839 --> 00:01:49,280 [roaring] 39 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,119 -Squatting bear! 40 00:01:51,119 --> 00:01:52,368 [growling] 41 00:01:52,368 --> 00:01:53,328 -Whoa! 42 00:01:53,328 --> 00:01:54,047 Yahh! 43 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:54,799 -Skipping goat! 44 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:55,807 [goat bleating] 45 00:01:55,807 --> 00:01:57,247 -Uh! 46 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:00,127 -Uh. 47 00:02:00,127 --> 00:02:03,007 Maybe we should have started with the beginner class. 48 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:05,407 I think Shirley has issues. 49 00:02:05,407 --> 00:02:09,247 -Oh, I didn't realize it was helping the needy day. 50 00:02:09,247 --> 00:02:10,479 -Hello Mandy. 51 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,439 What are you doing here? 52 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:14,127 -I was just getting an aromatherapy bath. 53 00:02:14,127 --> 00:02:14,607 [sniffing] 54 00:02:14,607 --> 00:02:15,087 Ugh. 55 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:16,527 You three should try one. 56 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,887 -What's with the bandage? 57 00:02:21,887 --> 00:02:23,807 -It's a tattoo. 58 00:02:23,807 --> 00:02:26,127 Tats are totally in right now. 59 00:02:26,127 --> 00:02:28,399 I'm having a coming out pool party for the 60 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,839 unveiling this Saturday. 61 00:02:29,839 --> 00:02:32,239 Only the coolest people are going to be there. 62 00:02:32,559 --> 00:02:35,247 You and Sam are coming, right, Clover? 63 00:02:35,247 --> 00:02:36,079 -We are? 64 00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:37,359 -You two qualify. 65 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,720 I think it's cool that you two can walk around with last 66 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,840 year's hairstyles and still act secure. 67 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:45,087 -Oh! 68 00:02:45,087 --> 00:02:46,559 -What about me? 69 00:02:46,559 --> 00:02:47,040 -Hah! 70 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,000 As if. 71 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,368 You are definitely not cool enough. 72 00:02:50,847 --> 00:02:53,248 -Not cool enough? 73 00:02:53,248 --> 00:02:55,759 -Ahhhh! 74 00:02:56,047 --> 00:02:57,280 -Hah! 75 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:57,759 -Later, girls. 76 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,160 See you on Saturday. 77 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,159 -Ahhh! 78 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:04,560 -I think what we all need right now is a nice sauna. 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,320 -What does Mandy know about being coo? 80 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,679 Did you see those hip huggers she was wearing yesterday? 81 00:03:13,679 --> 00:03:14,160 Hel-lo! 82 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,439 1970s calling! 83 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,119 -I'm not cool enough? 84 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,039 Cha, right. 85 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:22,400 Bet if I got a tattoo, I'd so be invited to that party. 86 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,207 I'll show her. 87 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:25,167 What do you guys think? 88 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:28,047 Maybe it wouldn't be so getting a tattoo. 89 00:03:28,047 --> 00:03:29,007 -Alex, gross. 90 00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:30,927 Tattoos are, like, permanent. 91 00:03:30,927 --> 00:03:35,199 -OK, this is a little more sauna than I had in mind. 92 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:39,567 [yelling] 93 00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:40,848 -Hello, girls. 94 00:03:41,327 --> 00:03:43,247 Sorry to have dragged you away from your conversation just 95 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:46,879 when things are getting a bit steamy. 96 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:48,320 -Hello, not funny much. 97 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,280 Can you have waited? 98 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,527 We're all stinky. 99 00:03:50,527 --> 00:03:52,927 -I'm afraid we've got a situation. 100 00:03:52,927 --> 00:03:54,847 The leading nations of the world are getting ready to 101 00:03:54,847 --> 00:03:57,008 begin talks on world unity. 102 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:59,088 The talks are scheduled to begin following a unity 103 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,039 concert held in Russia. 104 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:03,439 Unfortunately, one of the singers of the headlining act 105 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:04,927 has disappeared. 106 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:08,080 This act is a favorite of the Russian president's daughter. 107 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:12,047 If they don't appear, the talks could be in jeopardy. 108 00:04:12,047 --> 00:04:13,680 -Who's the headlining act? 109 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,447 -The platinum selling boy band Teensicle. 110 00:04:16,447 --> 00:04:17,247 -Teensicle! 111 00:04:17,247 --> 00:04:19,327 Oh my gosh, I love them! 112 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:22,528 -They're our favorite band this week! 113 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,119 -Ahhh! 114 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:24,800 [chattering] 115 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,687 -Hey, which member disappeared? 116 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:29,519 -I believe his name is Mikey? 117 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,768 -Ahhhh! 118 00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:31,728 -Mikey? 119 00:04:31,728 --> 00:04:33,167 He's the cute, sensitive one! 120 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,608 -What's the big deal? 121 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,368 They're just wannabes. 122 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:38,559 -Since when aren't you a fan, Alex? 123 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,399 -Since always. 124 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:42,799 I prefer the old school boy bands who were popular last 125 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,568 year when being a boy band meant something. 126 00:04:45,568 --> 00:04:46,528 Bands like Boy Candy. 127 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,767 I like to keep a few pictures handy. 128 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:53,039 This is T-bone, the lead singer. 129 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:54,399 He is way hot. 130 00:04:54,399 --> 00:04:55,887 Ah-- 131 00:04:55,887 --> 00:04:57,327 -Whatever! 132 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:58,767 -So when do we get to meet them? 133 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:01,519 They so have to know I'm their number one fan. 134 00:05:01,919 --> 00:05:05,007 -Clover, try and focus on the mission. 135 00:05:05,007 --> 00:05:05,967 -Ahhhh! 136 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:09,247 [chattering] 137 00:05:09,247 --> 00:05:10,207 -Hmm, yes. 138 00:05:10,207 --> 00:05:10,687 Well-- 139 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:12,127 [girls screaming] 140 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,087 -Maybe we should get another W.H.O.O.P team to-- 141 00:05:13,087 --> 00:05:13,727 -What? 142 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:14,527 No way! 143 00:05:14,527 --> 00:05:16,959 -We'll be good! 144 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:18,720 -Promise! 145 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,159 -Very well. 146 00:05:20,159 --> 00:05:23,039 We would like you girls to go undercover as presidents of 147 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:24,480 the Teensicle fan club. 148 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,919 This will give you access to interview the 149 00:05:25,919 --> 00:05:27,247 remaining two members. 150 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,487 Keep an eye on them in case the kidnapper returns. 151 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:32,767 World unity hangs in the balance on this one, girls. 152 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,519 -Now, let's take a look at your gadgets. 153 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:36,479 Scanner watches. 154 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:37,920 Laser lipstick. 155 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,919 Expendable cable bungee belts. 156 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:42,799 And a new device the boys are calling flavaphones, 157 00:05:42,799 --> 00:05:45,199 functioning stereo headphones that release a protective, 158 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,287 crash-proof afro when activated. 159 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:52,720 -Girls, it's time to rock and roll! 160 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,159 -Whoa! 161 00:05:54,159 --> 00:06:02,239 [fans cheering] 162 00:06:02,719 --> 00:06:03,919 [gasps] 163 00:06:11,568 --> 00:06:13,488 -So you girls are presidents of our fan club? 164 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:14,800 -That's right. 165 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,720 Um, we heard about Mikey's abduction and thought you 166 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:19,327 might need some help with the tour. 167 00:06:19,327 --> 00:06:19,807 -I'll start. 168 00:06:20,287 --> 00:06:21,727 Who needs a hug? 169 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:22,687 -Uh, Sam? 170 00:06:22,687 --> 00:06:23,647 The mission? 171 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:25,247 Concentrate. 172 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:26,687 -Mikey's disappearance has got us pretty freaked out. 173 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,567 I mean, a year ago we were orphans, living on the street, 174 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:30,799 begging for food. 175 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:32,927 -Oh, you guys were orphans? 176 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:33,407 -Oh-- 177 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:34,367 -Huh. 178 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:35,807 -No, not really. 179 00:06:35,807 --> 00:06:37,247 That's just something the promo department came up with. 180 00:06:37,247 --> 00:06:38,207 Gives us street cred. 181 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:39,919 -Our parents are super cool. 182 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:42,607 We're just doing the boy band thing to jump start our acting 183 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:42,927 careers. 184 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:44,367 -Well, don't worry. 185 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:45,807 We're here to make sure everything goes smoothly. 186 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:49,360 You guys have nothing to fear with us around. 187 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:57,119 [screaming] 188 00:06:57,119 --> 00:06:59,807 -That felt like a herd of buffalo. 189 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:03,279 -Yeah, a herd of buffalo wearing pumps. 190 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:04,239 -Ohhh. 191 00:07:04,239 --> 00:07:05,439 -Need a hand? 192 00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:06,639 -Thanks. 193 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:07,839 Huh? 194 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:08,559 Mikey? 195 00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:10,479 You're all right! 196 00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:10,959 -Sure. 197 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:11,919 Why wouldn't I be? 198 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,527 -Because you were kidnapped, weren't you? 199 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:15,487 -What? 200 00:07:15,487 --> 00:07:16,447 That's crazy talk. 201 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:17,359 I just took off to the desert. 202 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:18,720 -Huh? 203 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,159 -Been lying in mud, watching the cactus flowers bloom for 204 00:07:20,159 --> 00:07:21,119 the last few days. 205 00:07:21,119 --> 00:07:22,079 -Dude! 206 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:23,359 You're back! 207 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,847 We thought something happened to you. 208 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,807 -I'm fine. 209 00:07:27,807 --> 00:07:28,927 Let's sign some autographs. 210 00:07:28,927 --> 00:07:31,327 [laughing] 211 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:33,727 -Uh, so what now? 212 00:07:33,727 --> 00:07:34,687 Is the mission over? 213 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,647 -Ah! 214 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:37,039 This is totally bogus! 215 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,479 I need at least another hour to make one of them fall in 216 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:39,407 love with me. 217 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:40,800 -Wait a sec. 218 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,967 Since when does Mikey have a double chin? 219 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:46,367 And I distinctly remember reading that each member of 220 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:50,287 Teensicle has a 30-inch waist. 221 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:51,727 Something's not right. 222 00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:52,687 Oh, well. 223 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:54,607 For now, I guess it looks like the mission's over. 224 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,047 Time to head home. 225 00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:04,047 [school bell ringing] 226 00:08:04,447 --> 00:08:05,887 -Give it up, girlfriend. 227 00:08:05,887 --> 00:08:08,399 Our shot at rock and roll lifestyle is not to be. 228 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:09,839 -There's just something we missed. 229 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:11,807 I'm sure of it. 230 00:08:11,807 --> 00:08:13,919 [mandy laughing] 231 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:14,879 -Eww! 232 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:16,367 Will you look at that? 233 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:19,727 -You are definitely coming to my party on Saturday. 234 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:23,359 I might even let you pull off my bandage. 235 00:08:23,359 --> 00:08:25,727 -Uh, great. 236 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:28,607 -David totally thinks she's cool. 237 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:30,047 That's it! 238 00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:31,487 I'm getting a tattoo. 239 00:08:31,487 --> 00:08:34,367 Something that will really impress people, like a flower 240 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:36,879 or a pair of espadrilles. 241 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:38,047 -A flower? 242 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:43,087 I think I found something. 243 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,839 Remember what Mikey said about watching the cactus flowers 244 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:47,279 bloom in the desert? 245 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,679 Well, cactus flowers don't bloom for another three 246 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:50,927 months. 247 00:08:50,927 --> 00:08:54,767 -Why would one of my possible boyfriends to be lie? 248 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,167 -Teensicle's playing a concert tonight in London before they 249 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,127 leave for Russia. 250 00:08:58,127 --> 00:09:01,007 Maybe we should make an appearance. 251 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,679 [tower bell ringing] 252 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:13,327 [music and cheering] 253 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,167 -What song is this? 254 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,999 -Sounds like Love Omelette, their encore number. 255 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,447 -Thank you, London! 256 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:27,519 Good night! 257 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:37,919 [music playing] 258 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:40,287 -What do we do? 259 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:41,727 -Uhhh! 260 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:42,319 Ahh! 261 00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:43,759 -It's spy time! 262 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:50,527 DJ (OFFSCREEN): Help! 263 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:51,519 Police! 264 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:52,959 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): There, I see him! 265 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,287 -I bruise easily! 266 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:56,559 I'm like a fragile peach when I'm mishandled! 267 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,879 -There's too many of them! 268 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:08,367 We'll never get out of the way in time! 269 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:09,807 -Quick, the flavaphones! 270 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:17,567 -That's what I call wiggin' out! 271 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,487 -Let's take this loser down! 272 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:25,919 -One, two, three! 273 00:10:34,527 --> 00:10:37,007 [laughing] 274 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:38,479 [screaming muffled] 275 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,799 -We're too late! 276 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:46,607 -Curtain call, ladies. 277 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:06,527 -Huh? 278 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,687 -DJ? 279 00:11:08,687 --> 00:11:10,127 -What happened? 280 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,047 Where's the guy who was trying to kidnap you? 281 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,007 -Guy? 282 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:13,967 What guy? 283 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:15,887 There's no one in the elevator but me. 284 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:18,287 -OK, we definitely saw somebody grab you, and you 285 00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:19,727 were screaming about being a fragile peach. 286 00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:22,158 -I think someone's playing a little trick on you girls. 287 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:23,599 I'm fine. 288 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,038 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a 289 00:11:25,038 --> 00:11:26,958 plane to catch to Russia. 290 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:27,439 -Hello! 291 00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:28,399 Am I here? 292 00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:29,838 Did that just happen? 293 00:11:29,838 --> 00:11:33,726 -Guys, look at this. 294 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,207 -Eww! 295 00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:34,959 See 'em. 296 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,159 Don't touch. 297 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,087 -I'm just going to take a sample to scan. 298 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,607 -Collagen? 299 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,479 Isn't that the stuff rich old ladies put in their lips? 300 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,879 -So whoever left this pile must have had 301 00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:50,927 really big lips, then. 302 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:51,407 -Not quite. 303 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:52,959 Check this out. 304 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:53,919 It's wire. 305 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:56,318 Something written on the side. 306 00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:57,278 "Starlight 307 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:06,639 Studios." -Hey! 308 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,798 These are posters for Boy Candy. 309 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:11,199 You know, they might make a cool tattoo. 310 00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:14,606 I could get all three members of Boy Candy spread across 311 00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:15,087 my-- 312 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,719 -We'll talk tattoos later. 313 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,846 We don't have much time before the unity concert. 314 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:23,007 [muffled yells] 315 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,599 -Who are they? 316 00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:30,526 -Oh, my gosh, their clothes! 317 00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:33,406 Those are the same outfits Mikey and DJ were wearing at 318 00:12:33,406 --> 00:12:36,047 the concert! 319 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,799 -Whoa, that's not Mikey and DJ. 320 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,759 -It is us! 321 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,719 I'm Mikey! 322 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,607 -And I'm DJ! 323 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:43,567 -No way! 324 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,007 You're both like way old. 325 00:12:45,487 --> 00:12:47,359 You're totally in your 30s. 326 00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:49,166 -Somebody stole our faces. 327 00:12:49,647 --> 00:12:51,519 -Oh, gross. 328 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:54,079 -How can we prove to you we're telling the truth? 329 00:12:54,079 --> 00:12:55,359 -Hmm. 330 00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:57,999 Ah. 331 00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,326 What's your favorite food? 332 00:12:59,326 --> 00:12:59,807 -Mac and cheese. 333 00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:01,839 -With chata dogs. 334 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,166 -Ideal girlfriend? 335 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:03,647 -Smart. 336 00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:04,607 -Modest. 337 00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:05,086 -Makes us laugh. 338 00:13:05,086 --> 00:13:05,567 -Loves animals. 339 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,006 -But prefers dogs. 340 00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,759 -'Cause we're allergic to cats. 341 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:10,846 -It's them! 342 00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:14,078 -Um, let me ask you, is the cat thing a real sticking 343 00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:16,479 point? 'Cause, see, I have this little kitten, but it's 344 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:17,439 really cute. 345 00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:18,399 -Clover! 346 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:19,727 What happened, you guys? 347 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,127 -Somebody grabbed us, knocked us out. 348 00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:23,087 I remember a machine. 349 00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,246 A freaky machine. 350 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,606 -We got company. 351 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:36,366 Are those guys wearing Mikey and DJ's faces? 352 00:13:39,007 --> 00:13:40,446 -They've got O-dog! 353 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,847 -Red dreadlocks look familiar. 354 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,286 No way! 355 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:46,687 That's T-bone from Boy Candy! 356 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,647 I have to get an autograph! 357 00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:49,086 -Alex! 358 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:51,006 If that's Boy Candy, then it's a pretty save bet they're the 359 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,886 one stealing Teensicle's faces. 360 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:54,846 -Nuh uh! 361 00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,047 Not Boy Candy! 362 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:58,446 Maybe they just found the faces and came 363 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,558 to return them -Hey! 364 00:14:00,558 --> 00:14:02,047 [gasps] 365 00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:03,486 -Or maybe not. 366 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:06,959 -Time to motor! 367 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:09,839 [laughing] 368 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:21,599 -Do you know what the longevity of a boy band is? 369 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,519 A month, if you're lucky. 370 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,487 After that, they show you the door. 371 00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:26,927 -Wow, interesting fun fact. 372 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,479 Does it have a point? 373 00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,878 -A very fine point. 374 00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:37,007 I'd like to meet the Facelifter 5000. 375 00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:37,967 -Eww! 376 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,766 I hate needles. 377 00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:43,439 -Hate needles? 378 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:44,399 Hello! 379 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:45,838 How do you think tattoos are applied? 380 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:48,079 -I thought they ironed on. 381 00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:49,039 -Pipe down! 382 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,438 With this device, Boy Candy's going to get a 383 00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:52,879 second shot at stardom. 384 00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:54,959 Allow me to demonstrate. 385 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:55,998 -No, please! 386 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,918 My manager spent a fortune getting my face 387 00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,407 to look like this! 388 00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:08,239 -Ah! 389 00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:16,319 [laughing] 390 00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:17,487 -You will never get away with it. 391 00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:19,886 Fans will take one look at your flabby bodies and know 392 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,198 you're a fraud. 393 00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:22,639 -Nuh uh. 394 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,078 It's called a body truss. 395 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,519 Boy Candy is back! 396 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,918 And once we perform at the unity concert, nothing will be 397 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,246 able to stop us. 398 00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:32,207 -T-bone, I want a young face, too. 399 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:34,127 -You might try some moisturizer. 400 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:37,278 And not to be mean, but you could probably wax that 401 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:38,238 moustache while you're at it. 402 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,599 -I think I have a better idea. 403 00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,399 -Oh! 404 00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:59,487 -See you in rock and roll heaven. 405 00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:02,047 [laughing] 406 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,446 -I can't believe T-bone would do this to me. 407 00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:06,847 Look at my face! 408 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:09,246 My skin looks like beef jerky. 409 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,206 -It'll be OK. 410 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,999 We'll get you a good astringent. 411 00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:16,526 -You guys! 412 00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,446 See if you can reach your laser lipsticks. 413 00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:21,438 They might be powerful enough to cut these restraints. 414 00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:36,207 -We're gonna have to jump. 415 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:40,926 Alex, don't forget the Facelifter thingie. 416 00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,479 -Jump! 417 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:50,959 [phone ringing] 418 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,879 -Sam, how is the mission going? 419 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,278 The fate of world unity depends on Teensicle being 420 00:16:55,278 --> 00:16:57,087 able to perform at the concert. 421 00:16:57,087 --> 00:16:59,486 -Well, we got a little problem with that. 422 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,366 The Teensicle on its way to Russia are impostors. 423 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,878 We need to get to the concert fast. 424 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:05,838 -Oh, dear. 425 00:17:05,838 --> 00:17:08,078 Well, in that case, look up. 426 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,079 -Thanks, Jer! 427 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:21,198 [music and cheering] 428 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,158 -[russing accent] 429 00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,078 Papa, are they not the coolest? 430 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:25,998 I vant my own Teensicle. 431 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,886 Buy me my own Teensicle! 432 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,519 -Right after the show, babushka. 433 00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:33,807 -Huh? 434 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:35,487 What's going on? 435 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,039 -Yeah, they're acting weird. 436 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,966 -Yo, get it together, you idiots! 437 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,479 -That's not Teensicle! 438 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:45,118 -Boo! 439 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:46,287 [crowd shouting] 440 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:49,758 -Papa, somebody's trying to trick us. 441 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,239 Why? 442 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:51,678 -I do not know. 443 00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,967 But if they think they can make a fool out of Russia, 444 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,406 they are mistaken. 445 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,678 I will stop this unity concert, and the unity talks! 446 00:17:57,678 --> 00:18:00,158 -What are we going to do, T-bone? 447 00:18:05,247 --> 00:18:08,606 -Girls, these wannabes seem to be a little out of shape. 448 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,639 I think they could use a workout. 449 00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:13,038 -Let's give them a quick lesson in Power Yoga 450 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,407 Chi-Kwon-Do. 451 00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,879 -We all this one squatting bear! 452 00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:20,847 [growling] 453 00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:23,679 -This one's called skipping goat! 454 00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:25,647 [goat bleating] 455 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,006 -This is called long tiger! 456 00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:32,319 [roaring] 457 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:37,246 -By the way, you are so not my favorite boy band anymore. 458 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,847 -Ah! 459 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,286 -Sam, Clover! 460 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,439 T-bone's getting away! 461 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,878 -You save Alex. 462 00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:47,087 I'll take care of the other two. 463 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,399 -Oh no! 464 00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:57,279 [roaring] 465 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,199 -Just thought I'd drop in, say hi. 466 00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:02,079 I think you have something that belongs to my friend. 467 00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:19,406 [cheering] 468 00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:20,846 -Yea, Teensicle! 469 00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:31,087 -We only did it to be popular again, to be cool. 470 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,158 No one cares when you're yesterday's boy band. 471 00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:35,487 -Just wanted to be cool-- 472 00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:38,078 [phone ringing] 473 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,519 -Excellent work, girls. 474 00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:40,958 I've just been informed that the Russian president has 475 00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:44,606 given his blessings for the world unity talks to continue. 476 00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:46,047 -Hey, Jer? 477 00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,446 Now that we've saved the world again, do you think maybe we 478 00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:50,158 could hang around and get to know Teensicle? 479 00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,599 -Mmm, no. 480 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,206 But I'll work on an autographed poster. 481 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,966 -David! 482 00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:06,446 -Hello! 483 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:07,598 Tacky much? 484 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,478 -Guys, I feel weird about being here. 485 00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:11,438 -Don't worry, you're with us. 486 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,839 By the way, you're not still thinking about getting a 487 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,278 tattoo, are you? 488 00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:16,238 -No. 489 00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:17,198 I'm comfortable with the way I am. 490 00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:19,358 Who cares if I'm not cool? 491 00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,278 -Um, excuse me. 492 00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,798 What are you doing here? 493 00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:25,646 This is a private party. 494 00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,327 -Hey, let go! 495 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,239 -Oh! 496 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,039 Ahhh! 497 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,767 Help! 498 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:33,087 [laughter] 499 00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:35,486 -Mmmmm! 500 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:36,446 -Oh, my gosh! 501 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,366 Look at her tattoo! 502 00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,807 -Her tattoo's fake. 503 00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,246 What a poser. 504 00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:44,638 -Yeah, let's get outta here. 505 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:45,406 -Wait! 506 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:46,206 Don't go! 507 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,766 I'm just as surprised as you guys! 508 00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:52,606 The directions on the box said it was permanent ink! 509 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,559 -Can you believe Mandy? 510 00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:55,886 What a fake. 511 00:20:58,959 --> 00:20:59,438 -Yeah. 512 00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:00,879 Totally. 513 00:21:00,879 --> 00:21:01,839 Too bad, huh? 514 00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:04,367 I know how you like tattoos. 515 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,806 -Me? 516 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,726 Nah, I'm not really into body art just to impress people. 517 00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:09,167 That's what I like about you. 518 00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:10,686 You're totally yourself. 519 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,558 -Want to get a latte chino, soy, no dairy? 520 00:21:15,038 --> 00:21:17,438 I'm kind of doing the vegan thing. 521 00:21:17,438 --> 00:21:18,398 -Uh-- 522 00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:21,278 yeah, that would be awesome! 523 00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:22,238 -Cool. 524 00:21:22,718 --> 00:21:26,126 Clover, Sam, you guys want to come, too? 525 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:27,566 After all, we're all just friends, right? 526 00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,086 -Uh, yeah, sure. 527 00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:31,326 We're all just friends. 528 00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:32,286 For now.